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00:00Hollander and Rozenhoff, right?
00:01We will be seeing each other a while.
00:02Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:05What is your room number?
00:06This is such a bad idea.
00:08You're not gonna tell anyone, because no one can know.
00:11A whole lot of kids are gonna be looking up to you.
00:13Where's your word, Rozenhoff?
00:14My what?
00:15So, what's my name gonna be?
00:17Dream.
00:19How much pressure do you feel from the fans, from the hockey world in general?
00:22What was that?
00:23Not everything is about you, Hollander!
00:25What the fuck are you doing?
00:26I'm in public.
00:28No one is looking...
00:28You don't know that.
00:30Hollander, see you next season.
01:00¿Qué das por never?
01:03¿Qué das por never?
01:07¿Qué das por never?
01:12You think I'm pretty?
01:18Let's go!
01:19I really hope you're gonna get out soon.
01:31I really hope you're gonna get out soon.
01:38I really hope you're gonna get out soon.
01:42Good job.
01:44Give you a hand, a golden star.
01:48You think you're clever, good of God.
01:52She took a break, made a mistake.
01:55When she met driver.
01:59Get lost forever.
02:03Get lost forever.
02:07Get lost forever.
02:12You think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty.
02:16I really hope you're gonna get out soon.
02:20I really hope you're gonna get out soon.
02:24I really hope you're gonna get out soon.
02:28I really hope you're gonna get out soon.
02:32Oh man, I hope you're gonna get out soon.
02:35I really hope you're gonna get out soon.
02:39I know your heart that white hushed over your phone like
02:46A tree, a darker hill that's crooked from the wind that bites
02:54You say you're lost to seek all the power and the light
03:01You're lost to the relevant and standing in my light
03:09You're standing in my light
03:13You're stuck
03:14You think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty cool
03:26You say you're scary, yeah
03:28I know most people do, this is the real world, honey
03:32Spire of everything, I guess there's just no shit
03:37Nice try, now get out of the way
03:41Good job, just take a fucking minute
03:45I said I see you, you wanna be you, you wanna be
03:49Nice try, now get out of the way
03:56Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back
04:16I think you mean fucks with, buddy
04:18I fucking mean what I mean
04:20You're burning a fake Rosanoff outside right now
04:22The fuck does that mean?
04:24They do it to you all the time in Boston, you wanna see it?
04:26Uh, no thanks
04:27Honestly guys, it doesn't help me focus
04:29Yeah, maybe you'll be weird somewhere else
04:32I'm not even now
04:34Whatever you need, Captain
04:35Hey, Hollander
04:37Can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in like time?
04:40Yeah
04:40Oh, Mr. Hollander
04:44What does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
04:48Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game
04:50But it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team
04:53And how about that other team?
04:57Hilya Rosanoff has been on a tear lately
04:59He had a hat trick last week
05:00And he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race
05:02Wanna know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:04No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me
05:06Thanks guys
05:07So rob someone
05:08Mm-hmm
06:43Wow, this Montreal girl works you out, brother.
06:46Shut your idiot face, Marley.
06:48You're straight up blushing, Ross.
06:50Well, no.
06:51Never in life have I blushed.
06:52Russians do not do this.
06:54You will murder me.
07:11Maybe.
07:13Get in.
07:13Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:21What the fuck?
07:22You were hard, weren't you?
07:24For how long?
07:25The whole game.
07:26You're such a fucking ass.
07:28You missed me, didn't you?
07:30I fucking did it.
07:32And I still beat your ass.
07:34Oh, barely.
07:41Wow, nice place.
07:43Thanks.
07:43I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one, right next door.
07:52I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
07:56Mr. Businessman.
07:58Shut up.
07:59Mr. Landlord.
08:01You asked.
08:02No, I didn't.
08:17So what do you want me?
08:19In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:22Fuck you.
08:27Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:29No.
08:30I hired someone.
08:32A designer.
08:34You think there is enough?
08:37He's such an asshole.
08:39I think maybe you'll like it.
08:43Smell the cigarettes from here.
08:45I had one.
08:46You shouldn't be smoking.
08:48You shouldn't be talking.
08:53Come here.
08:55No, you come here.
08:56No, you come here.
08:57No, you come here.
09:02It's the one.
09:11It's the one.
09:11It's the one.
09:13Don't worry, it will fit.
09:32Oh, wow, wow.
09:34We think this will be the fuck off.
09:43Where were you?
09:53Where were you?
10:01Please don't go.
10:06Please don't go.
10:13Oh, my God.
10:16Stay right here.
10:21He's okay.
10:25He's okay?
10:26Hmm?
10:27Oh, shit, Rose.
10:31Is he okay?
10:35Oh, shit, Rose.
10:43Is he okay?
10:47He's okay.
10:48He's okay.
10:51Is he okay?
10:53It's you.
10:55It's you.
10:57You're okay.
10:58It's you.
10:59It's you.
11:00It's you.
11:04It's you.
11:06It's you.
11:07It's all okay.
11:37Are you...
11:43Oh, God, Lord.
12:07Now the bed's all dirty.
12:12What?
12:15Shut up.
12:20It will show it now, okay?
12:37You killed me, Linder.
12:47I'm dead.
12:49That was so fucking hot.
12:56Worth the wait.
13:07I should go.
13:19So, uh, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:24Oh, right.
13:27Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:30Mm, yes.
13:33My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:34I mean, they're pissed they can't come, but my mom is threatening to wake up at 4am to watch every game.
13:43I bet, uh, your parents will be there, right?
13:45My father, yes.
13:47Maybe my brother, but who knows.
13:50Cool.
13:52Anyways, I'm psyched.
13:53I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
13:56Dreaming of what?
13:57Ron's medal.
13:58You fucking wish, dude.
14:00Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:07Go fuck yourself, Rosalind.
14:11Such a good drink.
14:13Your cab is definitely here.
14:25Bye.
14:25Bye.
14:25Bye.
14:30Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:37For the first period, we're four days into this year's Winter Games,
14:41and there's already a contender for top story here in Sochi, Russia.
14:44What an embarrassing and too promising year for the Russian men's hockey team.
14:49A hard pill to swallow on all mice,
14:51and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rosanoff,
14:55chosen as his country's captain.
14:57All in there.
15:24Hey, what's up, motherfucker?
15:26Boys.
15:27Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:29Be nice, Vani.
15:30Be nice.
15:30They fucking lost to Lafayette.
15:31Did you see that game?
15:32Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:34A debacle.
15:35Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:37Uh, I don't know.
15:39Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:41I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:43Uh-uh.
15:43See what I say this year, baby?
15:44We're fucking coming for you.
15:45Okay.
15:46Trust me.
15:46You look great in silver, Vani.
15:47Don't even stress.
15:48Oh, good one.
15:52Is your room how does that smell?
15:53Yes, yes it does.
15:56Is it black mold?
15:57Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
15:59Yeah, you're probably right.
16:00The good news is, we're not going to be here long.
16:02All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating here.
16:04My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:05We're trying together.
16:06Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:08I'd love to show up for him.
16:10Hell yeah, man.
16:11Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:12What do you mean?
16:16Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:20I mean, fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:24Hey, here's me.
16:25Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:29Fucking balls of steel, man.
16:30Let's go.
16:31Wow!
16:32Yeah!
16:33Woo hoo!
16:34Woo hoo!
16:35Woo hoo!
17:02Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:04Yeah, he did.
17:08I'm just gonna find the bathroom.
17:28Hey.
17:31I'm not here.
17:35No, I'm not.
17:37I saw you up here. I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:40Fine. Go sit down.
17:45We hit...
17:47We are not anything.
17:49Go away, Holander.
17:57Are you okay?
17:59Please, go.
18:01You didn't answer my text.
18:05No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:07Now you go.
18:08Fine.
18:10Fine.
18:11Fuck.
18:12Okay.
18:13Okay.
18:14Okay.
18:15Okay.
18:16Okay.
18:17Okay.
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19:06Okay.
19:07Okay.
19:08Okay.
19:09Okay.
19:10Okay.
19:11What a difference
19:12is what turns out to be a flame.
19:14Okay.
19:15This is an American Absurd.
19:17Do you know what a enemy?
19:18You, captain, you do it with the players.
19:22You always find someone who's in the middle of the day.
19:30Who is this to you?
19:33Your mother?
19:35She doesn't know how to do this.
19:41No, my father.
19:44My mother died.
19:46You remember him?
19:50I was in your case.
19:54Where's Polina?
19:57In Moscow?
20:00Of course.
20:03We need to go to the night,
20:09so he could meet the minister.
20:15Yes.
20:17Ready?
20:19Let's go.
20:21Of course, we are always on the internet.
20:24You are always at the right time.
20:26You are not at all.
20:28He is not at all.
20:30He is at home.
20:33He will have to be in Africa.
20:36He is at all.
20:38He is good.
20:40He is good.
20:42This is a problem with leadership.
20:44This is always the problem.
20:46It's the leader.
20:53I'm too much talking.
20:55You're my angel.
20:57You're too much talking.
20:59Especially when it's about hockey.
21:02Only when we win, Dad.
21:04I'm going to buy a bar.
21:06He needs to be another one.
21:09Look how she goes for her.
21:12Ah, from the same time.
21:15I'm an angel.
21:16I would have to remember it.
21:18I want to drink.
21:21I have something interesting.
21:23Go for your help.
21:25Let's get some leave.
21:26Let's go for your help.
21:27I should go for your help.
21:29It's time for your help.
21:30Let's put your help.
21:31What's up, sure?
21:32It's time for your help.
21:33Let's go for your help.
21:34You're so close to your help.
21:35It's time for your help.
21:37Look at your help.
21:39Dovninko, Ilya.
21:45Dovninko, Sasha.
21:52I think you played well.
21:54I would say thank you, but I know that you didn't watch any other games.
21:58For those who have been a whole life son of a coach for hockey,
22:02you're not afraid of this.
22:04I sometimes don't care about me.
22:07When I understand what it is, it doesn't matter for you.
22:12It doesn't matter for you.
22:13It doesn't matter?
22:15Why did you decide that?
22:16My father...
22:17Your father is a fool who will kill you in any case.
22:20You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:24And you don't care about these stupid games,
22:26when you have a real chance to win this year.
22:29Is it true?
22:30Yes, it is true.
22:32Hunter and Admiral will not go through New Jersey.
22:34New Jersey will not go through Holland and Montreal.
22:37I think in this year you'll be able to win this year.
22:40In this year?
22:41Yes, in this year.
22:43Because I think that Mitko is traumatized.
22:48Where do you know everything?
22:49On the extra sense.
22:51Do you leave without a group of men and family?
22:54You're not going to miss another team.
22:55We're not going back to them.
22:56You are not going back to them.
22:57It's a good deal.
22:58Hey, what do you see?
23:00It's the Vostok, and then you can win whoever you want in the West.
23:06Chicago, not so much earlier.
23:09In the final, probably, it will be San Francisco.
23:12And they are good, but too young.
23:15So you won the Coupe Xenia for a year earlier than I saw with Satsun.
23:24Thank you, I'm not going to sleep.
23:26Tomorrow you need to be perfect.
23:29You will always be perfect.
23:31That's right, but you need to talk more about it.
23:35We'll see you later.
23:38Bye-bye.
23:45What's up?
23:48How are you, Sasha?
23:52There is great.
23:54I just love this place.
23:57I love it.
23:58I love it.
23:59I love if you don't want to wake it up.
24:01I love it.
24:02You don't want to care.
24:04I love it.
24:05I love you.
24:06Well, boys, well, you've seen French people about them, right, Elia?
24:20Oh my God, I'm not going to do anything.
24:26You don't know how you are, you don't know how you are, you don't know how you are, you don't know how you are.
24:36Well, once you were fun, you remember?
24:44You remember?
24:56Here? Seriously?
24:59Yeah.
25:01The danger has already caused you.
25:05If you remember, don't change my mind.
25:10We are children, Sash.
25:14Yes.
25:16That's right.
25:21Stop it.
25:23Okay, let's go somewhere.
25:27No.
25:38Okay.
25:40Okay.
25:42Okay.
25:43Okay.
25:51Okay.
25:53I was happy to see you.
25:55I'm happy to see you.
26:11Okay.
26:13Captain's here.
26:14Yeah!
26:15Yeah!
26:16Yeah!
26:17Yeah!
26:18Yeah!
26:19What am I supposed to do with this?
26:20I don't know.
26:21My mom told me to get away.
26:22Oh, my God.
26:24There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:27Okay, playoffs are over.
26:28You cannot keep the beer.
26:29That's not a rule.
26:30You just made that up.
26:31Hollander, is that a rule?
26:32Unfortunately, it is.
26:33Fuck you, Hollander.
26:34You can barely even grow one.
26:35No, no.
26:36Fuck you, Swedish inbred.
26:37Fuck you, AJ.
26:38Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:40Stop!
26:41Stop!
26:42Boys, get started.
26:44Turn it up!
26:45It's game six, and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
26:48You know that Ilya Rozanov wants this bad.
26:51Rozanov and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
26:54A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
26:59Ooh!
27:00He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:03Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:06Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:11I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:14I don't need to think about that.
27:16That was yesterday.
27:17That was before.
27:18Now, I only need one thing.
27:22I need to win.
27:26Here, at home, tonight.
27:29As much fun as it would be to go to California and humiliate them there.
27:34But I want to hear our fans.
27:36I want to hear them scream.
27:39I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:43I know you can do it.
27:46I've seen you fucking do it.
27:48I've seen every one of you do it.
27:50So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
27:55Because this is our fucking night.
27:59This is our fucking cup.
28:02Fucking fuck San Francisco!
28:10Wait for this.
28:11We'll fuck you.
28:12I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:19Shane hates him the most.
28:21What?
28:22You ate Rosenhoff.
28:23Of course.
28:24But...
28:25He's very good at hockey.
28:27The best, probably.
28:29Eh, nah.
28:30You're the fucking best, All-Ander.
28:31Okay?
28:32Not that animal shit show cocksucking Russian.
28:35And that is that.
28:38The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:42What a comeback story this year for Julia Rosenhoff.
28:44The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
28:47Leading his team in block shots.
28:49In shots against.
28:50And obviously...
28:55Imagine that!
28:56Down, Maha!
28:57Good job, Sable!
29:01Can you give him a win?
29:15Oh no!
29:17Oh no!
29:18Oh...
29:19Alright!
29:21Anyway, we've got hundreds of people at the same time.
29:23Well, nice watch.
29:26Can I give this to you for free or what?
29:27Where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:28Five seconds.
29:29Yeah, 25 seconds.
29:31What were you even doing?
29:33And now, presenting the Lord Tower Award...
29:37I was busy.
29:38I was too.
29:38...Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hallmark.
29:47But the most important thing...
29:50...is the frames we make along the way.
29:54Hey, before we give out next award, can I get a selfie with you?
29:59What?
30:00Come on.
30:01When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:03Okay, fine, but hurry up.
30:11Great.
30:12Give me your number.
30:13I'll text them to you.
30:15No chance.
30:17And the Lord Tower Award for most sportsmanlike player goes to...
30:21Come here.
30:29Come.
30:30Come.
30:31Yeah.
30:31I know.
30:32Come.
30:34Come on.
30:44Well, what, what the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
31:10You haven't answered a text from me in like six months.
31:12You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us
31:16and then it's for some fucking clown show.
31:20So yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:25Well?
31:29I want you to suck my dick.
31:30Oh, fuck you. You are unbelievable.
31:33You suck my dick.
31:42Maybe ask nicely.
31:55Huh? Please.
31:57If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick,
32:06you will have to ask nicer than that.
32:12Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
32:19Please.
32:32No.
32:36What?
32:38No.
32:38We will go back to our seats, watch the rest of this boring show,
32:45and then go to boring party after.
32:48And then, when you have been waiting all night,
32:52you'll come back to my hotel room,
32:55and I will maybe,
32:57maybe,
32:58do more than just suck your dick.
33:00When did your English get so good?
33:06I, uh,
33:07I read the New Yorker now.
33:10Really?
33:11No.
33:12The New Yorker is boring.
33:16My dad loves it.
33:18Ah.
33:19So being boring is,
33:21is genetic.
33:22Wow.
33:24Genetic.
33:24Genetic.
33:30Let's make a deal.
33:32If you win MVP tonight,
33:34I will blow you,
33:35fuck you,
33:36whatever you want.
33:40And if you win?
33:41Good luck coming.
34:30Congratulations.
34:49Now take off your clothes.
34:52You're such an asshole.
34:58You're such an asshole.
35:00I don't know.
35:30What?
35:40Just a lot of windows.
36:00Good.
36:05Now get on the bed.
36:06This is a good hotel.
36:16Very nice vodka.
36:18It's hard to find in America.
36:20Okay.
36:23Touch yourself.
36:25What?
36:26Show off for me.
36:26I want to watch you.
36:28You what?
36:29It's my special day, Hollander.
36:31I want to watch.
36:32I've never...
36:34No shit.
36:34Fuck you.
36:36Give me some vodka at least.
36:38No, no, no.
36:39Vodka is for after.
36:40It's your reward.
36:41I want to watch.
36:56I want to see.
36:56do you want to know how it feels
37:18how it feels holding the cup you fucking asshole i can barely describe it oh my god all in there
37:29fuck
37:43are you gonna fuck me we will see
37:55i need
37:59what you know tell me
38:04you
38:13i need you
38:43i need you
38:52what you do
39:01So Russia this year was something else.
39:22It's intense there.
39:28So are you heading back soon?
39:31Back.
39:32To Russia for the summer?
39:36Oh, yes.
39:44Why?
39:46What do you mean, why?
39:50Do you have to?
39:52There is no have to. It's... it's home.
39:57Yeah, but... I don't know. Is it safe?
40:03What do you mean, safe?
40:06I don't know.
40:09Do you... do you even like it there?
40:13What difference does it make?
40:20A pretty big one, I think.
40:28I need to sleep.
40:30Oh.
40:33Yeah, me too, I should...
40:43So, uh, I'm off.
40:47Goodbye, Hollander.
40:48Hollander.
40:49I'm off.
40:50I'm off.
40:51I'm off.
40:52I'm off.
40:53I'm off.
40:54I'm off.
40:55To be continued.
40:56The the I'm...
40:58We're going to sleep.
40:59We're going to sleep.
41:00See, we're going to sleep.
41:01We're going to sleep.
41:02We're going to sleep.
41:03We're going to sleep.
41:04Have a good night.
41:05To be in the dark.
41:06We'll sleep.
41:07We're going to sleep.
41:08I don't know.
41:38I don't know.
42:08I don't know.
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