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00:00The two most talked about prospects in the world, Canada's Shane Hollander and Rush's Azealia Rosanoff.
00:06It's Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:08We've seen each other a while.
00:10Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:12What is your room number?
00:14This is such a bad idea.
00:15You're not going to tell anyone because no one can know.
00:18A lot of kids are going to be looking up to you.
00:20Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:22My what?
00:22So what's my name going to be?
00:24Dream.
00:24How much pressure do you feel from the fans, from the hockey world in general?
00:30What was that?
00:30Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:32What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:35No one is looking.
00:36You don't know that.
00:37Hollander, it's your next season.
00:54You're in our way.
00:56You want me to be that seatbelt You couldn't stay You're in our way.
01:03¿Qué los poliova?
01:07¿Qué los poliova?
01:10¿Qué los poliova?
01:14¿Qué los poliova?
01:19You think I'm pretty?
01:21You think I'm pretty
01:23Let's go!
01:53Hey, a golden star, you think you're clever, good God, she took a break, made a mistake, when she made me driver, me quedos forever, me quedos forever, me quedos forever, me quedos forever, me quedos forever, you think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty.
02:23I'm closing up, wanting back out on the ice for Boston, tomorrow's in the fight.
02:29I'm having a lot of games today, I'm not a big fan, I gave you magic things, I hope you're gonna get out soon, I really hope you're gonna get out soon, oh man, I hope you're gonna get out soon, I really hope you're gonna get out soon.
02:46I know you're up at night, hunched over your phone like a tree, a darker hill, it's crooked from the wind that bites.
03:02You say, you're lost to see, you call the heart and you're right, you're washed up the road and you're standing in my light, you're standing in my light, you're standing in my light.
03:20Now stop.
03:21You think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty, too
03:34You say I scare you all, most people do
03:38This is the real world, honey
03:40In spite of everything, I guess there's just no limit to it
03:46Nice try, knock it out the way
03:49Good job, just take a fucking hit
03:53I said I'll see ya, you wanna be ya
03:55You wanna be ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya
03:59Nice try, get out of the way
04:04Get lost forever
04:07Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back
04:23I think you mean fucks with, buddy
04:26I fucking mean what I mean
04:28You're burning a fake Rosanoff outside right now
04:30The fuck does that mean?
04:32They do it to you all the time in Boston, you wanna see it?
04:34Uh, no, thanks
04:35Honestly, guys, it doesn't help me focus
04:37Yeah, Mitty, they'll be weird somewhere else
04:39I'm not even that weird
04:41Whatever you need, Captain
04:43Hey, Hollander, can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in like time?
04:47Oh, Mr. Hollander
04:52What does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
04:55Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game
04:58But it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team
05:01And how about that other team?
05:05Elia Rosanoff has been on a tear lately
05:07He had a hat-trick last week
05:08And he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race
05:10Wanna know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:12Nah, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me
05:13Thanks, guys
05:14Thanks, guys
05:15Thanks, guys
05:16Thanks, guys
05:44Thanks, guys
06:14Thanks, guys
06:44Wow, this Montreal girl works you out, brother
06:53Shut your idiot face, Marley
06:55You're straight-up blushing, Ross
06:57Uh, no
06:58Never in life have I blushed
07:00Russians do not do this
07:01You will murder me
07:18Maybe
07:19Get in
07:21Why the fuck did you think it's okay to sex me before the game?
07:28What the fuck?
07:30You were hard, weren't you?
07:32For how long?
07:32The whole game?
07:34You're such a fucking ass
07:35Oh, you missed me, didn't you?
07:38I fucking didn't
07:39And I still beat your ass
07:41Oh, barely
07:42Wow, nice place
07:50Thanks
07:51I bought it, uh, a couple years ago
07:54But then this year I bought, uh, another one
07:57Right next door
07:58I eventually might turn it into one place
08:01But for now I'm renting the next door one out
08:03Mr. Businessman
08:05Shut up
08:06Mr. Landlord
08:08You asked
08:10No, I didn't
08:11So what do you want me?
08:26In the kitchen, on the floor
08:29Fuck you
08:30Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:36No
08:37Um, I hired someone
08:39A designer
08:40You think there is enough?
08:44He's such an asshole
08:45I think maybe you like it
08:49And smell the cigarettes from here
08:52Ugh
08:52I had one
08:54You shouldn't be smoking
08:55And you shouldn't be talking
08:56Come here
09:02No, you come here
09:03No, you come here
09:04No, you come here
09:05I stand in favor
09:07No, you don't
09:07I stand in favor
09:08Okay, I stand in favor
09:09You stop
09:11No, you don't
09:11I, I stand in favor
09:12Uh, uh, uh
09:13It's the wound.
09:20It's the wound.
09:28Don't worry, it will fit.
09:40Wow, wow.
09:41We think this will be enough.
09:44Fuck off.
09:45Where were you?
10:00Where were you?
10:06Oh, my God.
10:21Oh, my God.
10:25He's okay.
10:33He's okay.
10:33Oh, my God.
10:51Close the window.
10:54Are you okay?
11:21He's still looking.
11:24Oh, Jesus Christ.
11:48Are you...
11:51Oh, God.
12:18Now the bed's all dead.
12:20What?
12:22Shut up.
12:28I wish I would now, okay?
12:49You killed me, Wander.
12:50I'm dead.
12:51That was so fucking hot.
12:52Worth the wait.
12:53Worth the wait.
12:54I should go.
12:55I'm dead.
12:56That was so fucking hot.
12:58Worth the wait.
13:00I should go.
13:01I should go.
13:03I should go.
13:05I should go.
13:06I should go.
13:08I should go.
13:09I should go.
13:11I should go.
13:13I should go.
13:16I should go.
13:18I should go.
13:20I should go.
13:22I should go.
13:24I should go.
13:26I should go.
13:27I should go.
13:28I should go.
13:29I should go.
13:30I should go.
13:31I should go.
13:32I should go.
13:33I should go.
13:34I should go.
13:35I should go.
13:36I should go.
13:37I should go.
13:39Yes.
13:40My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:42They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is threatening to wake up at 4am to watch
13:46every game.
13:50I bet your parents would be there, right?
13:52My father, yes.
13:54Maybe my brother, but who knows.
13:56Cool.
13:57Anyways, I'm psyched.
13:59I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:02Don't even know what?
14:03Runes medal.
14:04You fucking wish to see it.
14:07Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:14Go fuck yourself, Rosnan.
14:16Such a good drink.
14:19Your cab is definitely here.
14:32Bye.
14:37Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:45For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games,
14:48and there's already a contender for top story here in Sochi, Russia.
14:52What an embarrassing and too promising year for the Russian men's hockey team.
14:57A hard pill to swallow on all mice,
14:59and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rosanoff,
15:02chosen as his country's captain.
15:07I'm in Paris.
15:14The steel that rolls from the cigar to the furnace.
15:22The heart is still sleeping.
15:27All in there. What's up, motherfucker?
15:34Boys.
15:35Hey.
15:36Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:37Be nice, Vani.
15:38Be nice to fucking lost to Lafayette.
15:39Did you see that game?
15:40Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:42A debacle.
15:43Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:45Uh, I don't know.
15:46Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:48I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:50Uh-uh.
15:51Excuse me, this year, baby, we're fucking coming for you.
15:53Okay.
15:54Trust me.
15:55You look great in Silver, Vani, don't even stress.
15:56Oh, good one.
15:57Does your room have that smell?
16:01Yes.
16:02Yes, it does.
16:03Is it black mold?
16:04Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:06Yeah, he's probably right.
16:07The good news is, we're not going to be here alone.
16:09Alright, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating.
16:11My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:13We train together.
16:14Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:16I'd love to show up for them.
16:17Hell yeah, man.
16:18I'd love to show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:22What do you mean?
16:24Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:27I mean, it's fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:31Hey, here's me.
16:33Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:36Fucking balls of steel, man.
16:41You guys have a really fun ride man.
16:42Yeah, Cool.
16:44Yeah.
16:46Speaking of ships in deep or deep or deep,
16:47You guys have some games are not very fun,
16:48old people.
16:50Tonight we'll change my pace when you're having a일 and you don't see them any luck.
16:51It's coming for him and us.
16:53It's going to be a death.
16:54Today we have a wedding or come over.
16:55Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:11Yeah, he did.
17:15I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:25Hey.
17:41I'm not here.
17:43No, I'm not.
17:45I saw you up here. I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:48Fine. Go sit down.
17:51We are not anything.
17:55Go away, Hollander.
18:04Are you okay?
18:06Please, go.
18:08You didn't answer my text.
18:12No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:14Now you go.
18:16Fine.
18:18Fuck.
18:21You need to be a friend.
18:22Yes, my friend.
18:23You want to meet me?
18:24Yes, my friend.
18:25The minister wants to meet you today.
18:27No matter what you are.
18:28This is my honor.
18:30You should be a pride.
18:31After yesterday's time.
18:32You need to meet me.
18:33Yes, my friend.
18:34You need to meet me.
18:35Yes, my friend.
18:37The minister wants to meet you today.
18:40No matter what you are.
18:42This is my honor.
18:45You have to be a pride.
18:47After yesterday's time.
18:49You won.
18:51You have to be a pride.
18:52You are a pride.
18:53In the country.
18:54You have to be a pride.
18:55In the country.
18:56In the country.
18:57And he's still drinking.
18:58How did you do it?
19:00Do you not regret it?
19:01I'm not regretting it.
19:03Well, not so.
19:04They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:07It's not a game, it's a shame.
19:09It's a real shame not to justify the hopes you showed up in childhood.
19:15I'm playing now better than when I was.
19:18Our team is damaged, the team is not playing.
19:21Playing?
19:22What is this American absurd?
19:24What is it playing?
19:26You, captain, you make them played.
19:29You always find someone who is guilty from childhood.
19:38Who is this to you?
19:41Your mother?
19:43She doesn't know how to do this.
19:48No, father.
19:52My mother died.
19:54You remember?
19:55You remember?
19:57I was in your head.
19:59You were in your head.
20:01Where are you from?
20:03Where are you from?
20:05In Moscow?
20:06Of course.
20:07Of course.
20:09You were in your head.
20:10You were in your head.
20:11You were in your head.
20:12You were in your head.
20:13You were in your head.
20:15I was in your head.
20:16I was in my head.
20:18so that he could meet with the minister.
20:22Yes.
20:24Ready?
20:26Let's go.
20:28Of course, I'm always the same.
20:30I'm always the same.
20:32I'm always the same.
20:34But what's going on?
20:36No, he wasn't in the form.
20:38He's going to stay.
20:40He's going to stay in the United States.
20:42He's going to be good.
20:44He's going to be good for you.
20:46He's going to be good for you.
20:48It's a problem with leadership.
20:50It's always a problem.
20:52Leadership.
20:54He's going to be good for you.
21:00I'm too much talking.
21:02You're my angel.
21:04You're too much talking.
21:06Especially when it's about hockey.
21:08Only when we're winning, Dad.
21:10I'm going to be in a bar.
21:12He's going to need one more.
21:16Look how she's behind you.
21:18From the same time.
21:21I'm an angel.
21:22It would be good if you remember it.
21:24I want to drink.
21:26I want to drink.
21:27No, I'm going to be interested in it.
21:29With my love, Fred.
21:48In addition to the family.
21:52In addition to the family, Sasha,
21:54I think you played well well.
22:01I would like to say thank you, but I know that you didn't watch any other games.
22:05For those who have been a whole life son of a coach for hockey, you should avoid this.
22:11I sometimes blame him on me.
22:14When I understand what it costs, I blame him on me.
22:17In any case, it doesn't matter for you.
22:20It doesn't? Why did you decide that?
22:23My father...
22:24Your father is a fool, who will ever kill you.
22:27You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:31And blame on these crazy games, when you have a real chance to win this year.
22:36Really?
22:37Yes, it's true.
22:38Huntry and Admiral won't go through New Jersey.
22:41New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
22:44I think you will win this year.
22:47This year?
22:48Yes, this year.
22:50Because I think he's traumatized.
22:55Where do you know all this?
22:56On the extra sense.
22:58And you're not going to win this year.
22:59You're not going to see it.
23:01In the family, you made a lot of bad changes.
23:03You're not going to think of it.
23:04You're not going to win this year.
23:05It's a big surprise.
23:06It's a big surprise.
23:07And then you can win...
23:08You can win whoever can do on the Pacific Island.
23:09And in Chicago, not even before.
23:19They are good, but they are too young.
23:23So you won the Cup of Xenia for a year earlier than I was talking about with her.
23:31Thank you, I'm not going to sleep.
23:33Tomorrow you should have to be perfect.
23:36You should have to be perfect.
23:38You should have to be perfect.
23:43We'll meet you later.
23:46See you later.
23:49How are you, Sashka?
23:53Oh, it's cool.
23:55I just love this place.
23:57Clubs?
23:58It's my head.
23:59The girls.
24:00It's just nice.
24:01I just love this place.
24:03Clubs?
24:04It's my head.
24:05The girls.
24:06It's just nice.
24:07And the boys.
24:08It's just nice.
24:09And the boys.
24:10Well, I've seen the French boys.
24:11I've seen the French boys.
24:13I've seen the French boys.
24:15Well, you've seen the French boys, right, Ilyia?
24:21Well, you...
24:22I've seen the French boys...
24:28Oh, God.
24:30I'm not anything else.
24:33You don't know how much you're going.
24:37You don't know how much I'm going,
24:39you don't mind, you don't flirt with me.
24:41You were so happy.
24:47You were so happy.
24:52Do you remember?
25:04Are you here? Seriously?
25:06No.
25:08The danger was earlier to you.
25:12If you remember, don't forget me.
25:17We are children, Sash.
25:21Yes.
25:23That's right.
25:28Let's go.
25:31Okay, let's go somewhere.
25:34No.
25:45Okay.
25:47I'll find a wedding.
25:50Okay.
25:51Okay.
25:59Okay.
26:02I was happy to see you.
26:03Captain's here.
26:04Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
26:09I just woke him down. What? What am I supposed to do?
26:12I don't know. My mom told me to get by.
26:13Oh, my God.
26:14You're so happy.
26:15You're so happy.
26:16You're so happy.
26:17You're so happy.
26:19You're so happy.
26:20You're so happy.
26:21You're so happy.
26:22You're so happy.
26:23Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
26:25I just woke him down.
26:26What am I supposed to do?
26:27I don't know. My mom told me to get by.
26:28Oh, my God.
26:30You said you can have your own wedding.
26:33There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:34Okay, playoffs are over. You cannot keep the beer.
26:36That's not a rule. You just made that up.
26:37Oh, Hollander, is that a rule?
26:39Unfortunately, it is.
26:40Fuck you, Hollander.
26:41You can barely even grow one.
26:42No, no, fuck you, Swedish inbred.
26:44Fuck you, AJ.
26:45Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:47Stop it.
26:48Boys, it's starting.
26:49Turn it up.
26:50It's game six, and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
26:55You know that Gilya Rosanoff wants this bad.
26:58Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:01A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:06He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:11Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:13Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:18I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:21I don't need to think about that.
27:23That was yesterday.
27:24That was before.
27:25Now, I only need one thing.
27:29I need to win.
27:33My friends.
27:34Here.
27:35At home.
27:36Tonight.
27:37As much fun as it would have been to go to California and humiliate them there.
27:42But I want to hear our fans.
27:44I want to hear them scream.
27:47I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:52I know you can do it.
27:54I've seen you fucking do it.
27:55I've seen every one of you do it.
27:58So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:02Because this is our fucking night.
28:07This is our fucking cup.
28:10Fucking fuck San Francisco!
28:17We'll fuck you.
28:19I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:22Shane hates him the most.
28:23What?
28:24You hate Rosenhoff.
28:25Of course.
28:26But he's very good at hockey.
28:27The best probably, right?
28:28Eh, nah.
28:29You're the fucking best all-ender.
28:30Yeah.
28:31Not that animal shit show cocksucking Russia.
28:34And that is that.
28:35The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:37What a comeback story this year from Ilya Rosenhoff.
28:39The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
28:41Leading his team in block shots.
28:42In shots against.
28:43And obviously, it's tough on us.
28:44Legend Emily!
28:45Oh, my God.
28:46Oh, my God.
28:47Oh, my God.
28:48Oh, my God.
28:49Oh, my God.
28:50Oh, my God.
28:51Oh, my God.
28:52Oh, my God.
28:53Oh, my God.
28:54Oh, my God.
28:55Oh, my God.
28:56Oh, my God.
28:57Oh, my God.
28:58Oh, my God.
28:59Oh, my God.
29:01Oh, my God.
29:02Oh, my God.
29:03Oh, my God.
29:04Oh, my God.
29:06Oh, my God.
29:07Oh, my God.
29:08Oh, my God.
29:09Oh, my God.
29:10Oh, my God.
29:32Well, nice watch.
29:33Nice watch.
29:34Can I give this to you for free or what?
29:35Where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:36Five seconds.
29:3725 seconds.
29:38Or even doing.
29:41And now, presenting the Lord Tower Award.
29:44I was busy.
29:45With who?
29:46Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hawke.
29:54But the most important thing.
29:57Is the friends we make along the way.
30:00Hey, before we give out next award, can I get a selfie with you?
30:06What?
30:07Come on.
30:08When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:11Okay, fine.
30:11But hurry up.
30:19Great.
30:20Give me your number.
30:21I'll text them to you.
30:22No chance.
30:24And the Lord Talon Award for most sportsmanlike player goes to...
30:29We're not going to have to hit the up.
30:31No chance.
30:32Wait.
30:38Come on.
30:49And you'll get to...
30:50Let's go.
30:51Well...
31:12What?
31:14What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
31:17You haven't answered a text from me in like six months.
31:21You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us, and then it's for some fucking clown show.
31:27So yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:32Well?
31:36I want you to suck my dick.
31:38Oh, fuck you. You are unbelievable.
31:40You suck my dick.
31:51Maybe you ask nicely.
32:03Yeah?
32:04Please.
32:05Please.
32:05If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick, you will have to ask nicer than that.
32:19Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
32:28Please.
32:29No.
32:44What?
32:45No.
32:46We will go back to our seats, watch the rest of this boring show, and then go to boring party after.
32:56And then, when you have been waiting all night, you'll come back to my hotel room, and I will maybe, maybe, do more than just suck your dick.
33:07When did your English get so good?
33:14I, uh, I read the New Yorker now.
33:17Really?
33:19No.
33:19The New Yorker is boring.
33:23My dad loves it.
33:26Ah.
33:27So being boring is, is genetic.
33:30Wow.
33:31Genetic.
33:32Genetic.
33:37Let's make a deal.
33:40If you win MVP tonight, I will blow you, fuck you, whatever you want.
33:47And if you win?
33:48Good luck tonight.
34:07Good luck tonight.
34:07I'm in this position.
34:25I'm in this position.
34:35Congratulations.
34:55Now take off your clothes.
34:59You're such an asshole.
35:03I'm in this position.
35:19I'm in this position.
35:23What?
35:48Just a lot of windows.
35:53Good.
36:11Now get on the bed.
36:21This is a good hotel.
36:23Very nice vodka.
36:25It's hard to find in America.
36:27Okay.
36:31Touch yourself.
36:33What? Show up for me. I want to watch you.
36:35You what?
36:37It's my special day, Hollander. I want to watch.
36:39I've never...
36:41Fuck you.
36:43Give me some vodka at least.
36:45No, no, no.
36:46Vodka is for after.
36:47It's your reward.
36:49I love you too.
36:51I don't know.
36:55I'm happy.
36:57Hey.
36:59Look.
37:01No, no, no.
37:03do you want to know how it feels how it feels holding the cup you fucking
37:32asshole I can barely describe it oh my god all in there
37:36are you gonna fuck me we will see
38:02I need what you know tell me
38:11you
38:15I need you
38:22I need you
38:30I need you
38:39I need you
38:48I need you
38:53I need you
38:57so Russia this year was something else
39:25it's intense there
39:30so are you heading back soon?
39:38back
39:39to Russia for the summer?
39:44oh yes
39:45why?
39:52what do you mean why?
39:57do you have to?
40:00there is no have to
40:01so it's it's home
40:03yeah
40:05but
40:06I don't know is it safe?
40:11what do you mean safe?
40:13I don't know
40:14do you do you even like it there?
40:18what difference does it make?
40:27a pretty big one I think
40:29I need to sleep
40:36oh yeah me too I should have
40:42so I'm off
40:52goodbye Hollander
40:55I need you
41:03I need you
41:05I need you
41:06I need my
41:07I need you
41:07go
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