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00:00Canada's Shane Hollander, and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:04It's Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:06We've seen each other a while.
00:07Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:10What is your room number?
00:11This is such a bad idea.
00:13You're not going to tell anyone, because no one can know.
00:16A whole lot of kids are going to be looking up to you.
00:18Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:19My what?
00:20So what's my name going to be?
00:21Dream.
00:24How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:26from the hockey world in general?
00:27What was that?
00:28Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:30What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:32No one is looking.
00:33You don't know that.
00:34Hollander, you're next season.
00:58You stay.
00:59You're in our way.
01:01Que los forever.
01:05Que los forever.
01:09Que los forever.
01:12Que los forever.
01:17You think I'm pretty?
01:19Let's go!
01:24Let's go!
01:40Good job, give you a hand
01:51A golden star, you think you're clever
01:54Good God, she took a break
01:59Made a mistake, when she met
02:02A golden star, you think you're clever
02:22Good job, give you a hand
02:26Good job, give you a hand
02:30I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:32I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:36Oh man, I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:40I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:44I know you're a bad light
02:48Hunched over your phone like
02:52A tree, a darkly hill
02:55It's crooked from doing bad bites
02:59You say, you're lost to see
03:03You call the power in your light
03:07You're washed up irrelevant
03:11I'm standing in my light
03:14You're standing in my light
03:18You're stuck
03:20You're stuck
03:24You think I'm pretty
03:28You think I'm pretty
03:30You think I'm pretty
03:32You say I scare you all
03:34I'm not gonna get your way
03:36You think I'm pretty
03:37I'm pretty
03:38I'm pretty
03:40You know, I'm pretty
03:42I'm pretty
03:44And you're still
03:46You know, you're still
03:48You're still
03:50I'm pretty
03:52I'm pretty
03:53You're still
03:54I'm pretty
03:55You're still
03:56Hey, if Rosano fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fuck him back.
04:21I think you mean fucks with, buddy.
04:23I fucking mean what I mean.
04:25They're burning a fake Rosanoff outside right now.
04:28The fuck does that mean?
04:29They do it to you all the time in Boston.
04:30You want to see?
04:31Uh, no, thanks.
04:33Honestly, guys, it doesn't help me focus.
04:35Yeah, Mitty, they'll be weird somewhere else.
04:37I'm not even that.
04:39Whatever you need, Captain.
04:41Hey, Hollander, can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in late time?
04:45Yeah.
04:48Oh, Mr. Hollander, what does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
04:52Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game, but it would be helpful if we scored more
04:57fucking goals than the other team.
05:00And how about that other team?
05:02Elia Rosanoff has been on a tear lately.
05:04He had a hat-trick last week, and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race.
05:08Want to know what he had to say about the clock this morning?
05:09No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me.
05:11Thanks, guys.
05:12Mm-hmm.
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06:41Wow, this Montreal girl works you out, brother.
06:51Shut your idiot face, Marley.
06:53You're straight up blushing, Ross.
06:55No, never in life have I blushed.
06:57Russians do not do this.
06:59You will murder me.
07:16Maybe.
07:18Get in.
07:18Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:26What the fuck?
07:27You were hard, weren't you?
07:29For how long?
07:30The whole game?
07:31You're such a fucking ass.
07:33You missed me, didn't you?
07:35I fucking didn't.
07:37And I still beat your ass.
07:39Oh, barely.
07:46Wow, nice place.
07:48Thanks.
07:50I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one.
07:55Right next door.
07:56I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:01Mr. Businessman.
08:03Shut up.
08:04Mr. Landlord.
08:06You asked.
08:07No, I didn't.
08:08So what do you want me?
08:24In the kitchen, on the floor.
08:27Fuck you.
08:32Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:34No.
08:35I hired someone.
08:37A designer.
08:38You think there is enough?
08:41He's such an asshole.
08:44I think maybe you like it.
08:48I'm going to smell the cigarettes from here.
08:50I had one.
08:51You shouldn't be smoking.
08:53You shouldn't be talking.
08:58Come here.
09:00No, you come here.
09:01No, you come here.
09:02No, you come here.
09:03You're going.
09:15It's the one.
09:16It's the one.
09:17It's the one.
09:18Don't worry, it will fit.
09:38Wow, wow.
09:40We think this will be enough.
09:42Fuck off.
09:48Where were you?
09:58Where were you?
10:05Please don't go.
10:11Please don't go.
10:21Oh, my God.
10:29He's okay.
10:30Oh, my God.
11:00It's you.
11:04It's you.
11:06Okay?
11:09It's you.
11:12It's you.
11:16It's you.
11:20It's okay.
11:22It's great.
11:24Oh, my God.
11:25It's good.
11:26Oh, my God.
11:29Oh, my God.
11:30Are you, are you, oh God, I wonder, oh, what the hell is he doing?
12:00Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
12:15Now the beds all day.
12:18What? Shut up.
12:25I will show it now, okay?
12:30You killed me, Wander.
12:52I'm dead.
12:54That was so fucking hard.
13:00We're at the weight.
13:16I should go.
13:24So, uh, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:29Oh, right.
13:32Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:36Yes.
13:38My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:40They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is threatening to wake up at 4am to watch every game.
13:48I bet your parents will be there, right?
13:49My father, yes.
13:52Maybe my brother, but who knows.
13:55Cool.
13:57Anyways, I'm psyched.
13:58I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:01Dreaming of what?
14:02Ron's medal?
14:03You fucking wish, dude.
14:08Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands free?
14:12Don't fuck yourself, Rosnan.
14:13Such a good drink.
14:18Your cab is definitely here.
14:30Bye.
14:30Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:42For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games, and there's already a contender for top story here in Sochi, Russia.
14:49What an embarrassing end to a promising year for the Russian men's hockey team.
14:54A hard pill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rosanoff, chosen as his country's captain.
15:02All in there.
15:29What's up, motherfucker?
15:30Good boys.
15:32Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:34Be nice, Bonnie.
15:35Be nice to you.
15:35I fucking lost to Lafayette.
15:36Did you see that game?
15:37Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:39A debacle.
15:40Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:42Uh, I don't know.
15:43Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:46I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:48Uh-uh.
15:48See what I say this year, baby?
15:49We're fucking coming for you.
15:50Okay.
15:50Trust me.
15:51You look great in Silver, Bonnie.
15:52Don't even stress.
15:53Oh, good one.
15:57Is your room how'd that smell?
15:59Yes.
15:59Yes, it does.
16:01Is it black mold?
16:02Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:04Yeah, that's probably right.
16:05Well, the good news is we're not going to be here alone.
16:06All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating.
16:09My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:10We train together.
16:11Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:13I'd love to show up for them.
16:15Hell yeah, man.
16:16Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:17What do you mean?
16:21Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:25I mean, if I can pray for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:29hey, here's me.
16:29Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:34Fucking balls of steel, man.
16:35All right.
16:36I mean, God but it's not safe for us.
16:38I'm not safe for you.
16:39I'm not safe for him.
16:40I'm not safe for you.
16:41I'm not safe for you.
16:42I'm not safe for you.
16:43Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:08Yeah, he did.
17:13I'm just gonna find the bathroom.
17:33Hey.
17:39I'm not here.
17:40I saw you up here.
17:43I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:45Fine.
17:46Go sit down.
17:50We are not anything.
17:54Go away, Olander.
18:01Are you okay?
18:03Please, go.
18:05You didn't answer my text.
18:08No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:11Now you go.
18:12Fine.
18:13Fuck.
18:14Fine.
18:15Fuck.
18:16What the fuck?
18:17Fine.
18:18Fine.
18:19Fine.
18:20Fine.
18:21Fine.
18:22Fine.
18:23Fine.
18:24Fine.
18:25Fine.
18:26Fine.
18:27Fine.
18:28Fine.
18:29Fine.
18:30Fine.
18:31Fine.
18:32Fine.
18:33Fine.
18:34Fine.
18:35Fine.
18:36Fine.
18:37Fine.
18:38Fine.
18:39Fine.
18:40Fine.
18:41Fine.
18:42Fine.
18:43Fine.
18:44Fine.
18:45Fine.
18:46and you won't win in Latvian.
18:51Latvian.
18:53And he's still drinking.
18:55How did you do that?
18:57Is it not sad?
18:58It's not sad.
18:59Well, not so.
19:01They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:04It's not a game, it's a shame.
19:06It's a real shame.
19:08It's not to justify the hopes you showed in childhood.
19:11I'm playing better now than when I was.
19:14Our guard is damaged.
19:17The commander is playing.
19:18Playing?
19:19What is this American absurd?
19:21What is it playing?
19:23You, captain, you're playing them playing.
19:26You always find someone who's guilty from childhood.
19:34Who is it to you?
19:37Your mother?
19:39She can't do this.
19:44Yes, father.
19:47Mom has died.
19:48You remember me?
19:53You remember me?
19:54I was in the view of your mother.
19:57Where are you from?
19:58Where are you from?
20:00Where are you from?
20:01Where are you from?
20:03Where are you from?
20:05Of course.
20:06We need to go to the night of the night,
20:13so I can meet the minister.
20:18Yes.
20:21Ready?
20:23Let's go.
20:25Of course, he's always the same.
20:28He's always the same.
20:30He's always the same.
20:32He's always the same.
20:34It's time to stay rest.
20:37You have to spend all the money in the U.S.
20:40You have to work well.
20:43It's a good job.
20:45It's a good job.
20:48It's always the problem.
20:50It's a good job.
20:52It's a good job.
20:54I don't know if you ever talk a lot.
20:59You're my angel.
21:02You talk too much about hockey, especially when it comes to hockey.
21:07Only when we win, Papa.
21:09I'm going to go to a bar, and he needs to be one more cup.
21:14Look how she's got him for you.
21:17From the same time.
21:20I'm an angel. I would have to remember if I would have to remember it.
21:24I want to drink.
21:25No, I have something interesting to me.
21:32I have something interesting to me.
21:45Давненько, Илья.
21:50Давненько, Саша.
21:57I think you played well.
21:59I would like to say thank you, but I know that you didn't watch any of my games.
22:03For the people who have been a son of a coach for hockey, you have to avoid this.
22:09I sometimes blame him for me.
22:12When I understand what it costs, it will blame him for me.
22:15In any case, it doesn't have any meaning for you.
22:18It doesn't have any meaning?
22:20Why did you decide that?
22:21My father…
22:22Your father is a fool, who will in any case you will kill me.
22:25You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:29And you don't have to blame on these crazy games, when you have a real chance for the cup in this year.
22:34Is it true?
22:35Yes, it is true.
22:36Huntry and Admiral won't go through New Jersey.
22:39New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
22:43I think that in this year you will win Montreal.
22:46In this year?
22:47Yes, in this year.
22:48Because I think that he's been traumatized.
22:50Where do you know all this?
22:55On the extra sense.
22:56With the enemy, you're not going to go there.
22:59Like, you've seen the team here.
23:01You've seen them pretty well.
23:04Listen.
23:05This is the Vostok, and then you can win.
23:08You can win whoever you want in the West.
23:11Chicago, not that much раньше.
23:14In the final, it will be San Francisco.
23:17And they're good, but they're too young.
23:20So, you'll win the Cup of Xenia for a year earlier than I did with my son.
23:29No, thanks.
23:30I'm going to sleep tomorrow.
23:31Tomorrow you'll have to be perfect.
23:34You'll always be perfect.
23:36You'll have to be perfect.
23:37But you'll need to agree with us.
23:41We'll meet you later.
23:43See you later.
23:50Well, what?
23:53How's Paris, Sasha?
23:56Oh, it's cool.
23:59I just love this place.
24:01I don't think so.
24:03You'll have to be perfect.
24:05You'll have to be perfect.
24:06I don't know.
24:08You're not perfect.
24:08Oh, man. Well, you've seen French people about them, right, Elia?
24:18You're welcome.
24:25God, I'm nothing.
24:30You're not joking.
24:34You're not joking.
24:36You're not flirting in the answer.
24:42You were fun.
24:48You're not joking.
25:00You're here? Seriously?
25:04The danger was earlier to you.
25:08If you remember, you're not kidding me.
25:13We're the children, Sash.
25:18Yeah.
25:20That's right.
25:27Okay.
25:29Let's go somewhere else.
25:32No.
25:33Okay.
25:35Okay.
25:39Okay.
25:41Okay.
25:42Okay.
25:44Okay.
25:46Okay.
25:48Okay.
25:54Okay.
25:56Okay.
25:58I'm happy to see you.
26:00Okay.
26:01Captain's here.
26:02Yeah!
26:03Yeah!
26:04Yeah!
26:05Yeah!
26:06Yeah!
26:07Yeah!
26:08Yeah!
26:09What am I supposed to do with this?
26:10I don't know.
26:11My mom told me to get by.
26:12Oh, my God.
26:13There's ginger ale on the fish.
26:14Okay.
26:15Okay.
26:16Playoffs are over.
26:17You cannot keep the beer.
26:18That's not a rule.
26:19You just made that up.
26:20Oh, Hollander.
26:21Is that a rule?
26:22Unfortunately, it is.
26:23Fuck you, Hollander.
26:24You can barely even grow one.
26:25No, no.
26:26Fuck you, you Swedish inbred.
26:27Fuck you, J.
26:28Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:29Stop it, it's not a rule.
26:30It's not a rule.
26:31You just made that up.
26:32Oh, Hollander.
26:33Is that a rule?
26:34Unfortunately, it is.
26:35Fuck you, Hollander.
26:36You can barely even grow one.
26:37No, no.
26:38Fuck you, Swedish inbred.
26:39Fuck you, J.
26:40Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:42Stop it.
26:43It's starting.
26:44Boys, it's starting.
26:45Turn it up.
26:46It's game six and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
26:48You know that Ilya Rosanoff wants this bad.
26:50Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire.
26:52It's not a rule.
26:53It's not a rule.
26:54It's not a rule.
26:55It's not a rule.
26:56The Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
26:58A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston
27:03captain.
27:04He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:08Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:11Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:15I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:18I don't need to think about that.
27:20That was yesterday.
27:21That was before.
27:22Now, I only need one thing.
27:27I need to win.
27:31Here.
27:32At home.
27:33Tonight.
27:35As much fun as it would be to go to California and humiliate them there, but I want to hear our fans.
27:41I want to hear them scream.
27:43I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:47I know you can do it.
27:50I've seen you fucking do it.
27:52I've seen every one of you do it.
27:55So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
27:59Because this is our fucking night.
28:04This is our fucking cup.
28:07Fucking fuck San Francisco.
28:09I can't believe that asshole is about to win the cup.
28:24Shane hates him the most.
28:25What?
28:26You ate Rosenhoff.
28:27Of course.
28:28But.
28:29He's very good at hockey.
28:31The best probably, right?
28:33Eh, nah.
28:34You're the fucking best, All-Ander.
28:35Yeah.
28:36Not that animal shit show cock sucking Russia.
28:40And that is that.
28:42The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:45What a comeback story this year for Lilia Rosenhoff.
28:48Ah.
28:49The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
28:51Leading his team in block shots.
28:53In shots against.
28:54And obviously, the time on us.
28:59Legend of LeBron!
29:01Woo!
29:03Woo!
29:04Woo!
29:05Woo!
29:06Woo!
29:07Woo!
29:08Woo!
29:09Woo!
29:10Woo!
29:11Woo!
29:12Woo!
29:13Woo!
29:14Woo!
29:15Woo!
29:16Woo!
29:17Woo! Woo!
29:18Woo!
29:46Woo!
29:47but the most important thing is the friends we make along the way
29:57hey before we give out next award can i get a selfie with you what come on when will this
30:06ever happen again buddy okay fine but hurry up
30:10great give me your number i'll text them to you no chance
30:20and the lord talent award for most sportsman like player goes to
30:40well
31:08what what the fuck do you want rosenoff you haven't answered a text from me in like six months
31:17you won't even acknowledge i exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us and
31:22then it's for some fucking clown show so yeah what the fuck do you actually want from me
31:27well
31:30i want you to suck my dick oh fuck you you are unbelievable
31:37you suck my dick
31:39maybe yes nicely
31:54please
32:02if you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick
32:10you will have to ask nicer than that
32:13please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor
32:21and suck my dick
32:24please
32:26no
32:38what no
32:43we'll go back to our seats watch the rest of this boring show and then go to boring party after
32:52and then i've been waiting all night you'll come back to my hotel room and i will maybe
33:01maybe do more than just suck your dick
33:05when did your english get so good
33:09i read the new yorker now
33:15really no the new yorker is boring
33:18my dad loves it
33:22i don't know
33:23i don't know
33:24so being boring is is genetic
33:27wow genetic
33:29let's make a deal
33:35if you win mvp tonight i will blow you fuck you whatever you want
33:41and if you win
33:48good luck coming
34:04good luck coming
34:11good luck
34:17good luck
34:27good luck
34:29good luck
34:31good luck
34:33congratulations
34:51thank you
34:52now take off your clothes
34:56you're such an asshole
35:01oh
35:03that's right
35:04okay
35:05oh
35:07let's face your clothes
35:08it's worth ha
35:09oh
35:11no
35:12go
35:13not
35:14no
35:15I can't
35:17no
35:17no
35:27What?
35:43Just a lot of windows.
35:55Good.
36:10Now get on the bed.
36:18This is a good hotel.
36:20Really nice vodka.
36:22It's hard to find in America.
36:24Okay.
36:28Touch yourself.
36:29What?
36:30Show up for me.
36:31I want to watch you.
36:33You what?
36:34It's my special day, Hollander.
36:35I want to watch.
36:37I've never...
36:38No shit.
36:39Fuck you.
36:41Give me some vodka at least.
36:43No, no, no.
36:44Vodka is for after.
36:45What is your reward?
36:46What is your reward?
36:52I would have to go a lot,
36:53no.
36:54What is your reward?
36:55I would have done that.
36:56I would have to go for a job.
36:58I would have to go for you.
36:59Why'd you wait for you?
37:00I wouldn't have to wait for you.
37:01I'm not that far too.
37:02I'd have to go for you.
37:03I think you would have to wait for you.
37:05do you want to know how it feels how it feels holding the cup you fucking asshole i can barely
37:31describe it oh my god hollander
37:47are you gonna fuck me we will see
38:01i need what you know tell me
38:09you
38:13i need you
38:19i need you
38:21i need you
38:25i need you
38:27i need you
38:31i need you
38:33i need you
38:35i need you
38:37i need you
38:39i need you
38:41i need you
38:43i need you
38:45i need you
38:47i need you
38:49i need you
38:51i need you
38:53i need you
38:55i need you
38:57i need you
38:59i need you
39:03i need you
39:05i need you
39:07So Russia this year was something else.
39:27It's intense there.
39:33So are you heading back soon?
39:37Back.
39:38To Russia for the summit?
39:41Oh, yes.
39:49Why?
39:51What do you mean, why?
39:54Do you have to?
39:57There is no have to.
39:59It's home.
40:02Yeah, but I don't know.
40:05Is it safe?
40:06What do you mean, safe?
40:11I don't know.
40:14Do you even like it there?
40:16What difference does it make?
40:25A pretty big one, I think.
40:26I need to sleep.
40:34Yeah, me too.
40:39I should have.
40:39So, uh, I'm off.
40:49Goodbye, Hollander.
40:53So, uh, I'm off.
41:06I need to take that back.
41:07I need to go back.
41:11And you'll be able to take that back, or, and I'll do it.
41:15I'm old man.
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