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00:00Right, he's hot. We should let him listen like my thing. He's an asshole, right? Yeah, basically
00:06The record for this event currently held by the New York Admirals Scott Hunter
00:10I have to see Rosanoff in a home my record for more than a minute
00:13Let's shoot, Mark. I thought it was Scott Hunter's year. Babe, can you believe Russia? Be nice, fine
00:19Hey, what did Ross say about it? I don't know. Listen to me. That's for sure. We're not like friends or anything
00:25No worries. I'm sure someone else grabbed him. Seriously, this year, baby. We're coming for you. Trust me
00:30You look great in silver, Vani. Don't even stress. Oh, good one
00:46I want some ice cream bad, man
00:49Do you not find it weird that we're in a beach town in Russia in February talking about getting ice cream?
00:53It's your Olympics, baby. I'm sure this should be, right?
00:58Hey, isn't that?
01:00Oh, yeah
01:02All in there. What's up, motherfucker?
01:06Alright, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating here. My buddy Joe's in that program
01:09We're training together. Would you guys be cool to do that? I'd love to show up for him. Oh, yeah, man
01:15Show up for any dude who's that brave
01:17What do you mean?
01:19Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay
01:23I mean fucking pray for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like
01:27Hey, here's me
01:29Russia is not safe for folks like that
01:33Fucking balls of steel, man
01:35Welcome back to man in the crease your one-stop hockey shop
01:49Today's first period topic is the inevitable one for the admirals. What has happened to scott hunter?
01:5570 points last season
01:57Yes, and we're six games into this season a season he he called need to win
02:03Those are his words and he has zero zero points
02:07He's in a fog his passes aren't connecting. He's barely skating
02:11I can't imagine. He's amazing in the room right now
02:13And he's already been announced as team USA captain at the olympics in russia
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02:59I am very sorry about that.
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30:02I'm
30:04I'm really sorry.
30:06I thought I could do that.
30:08I really thought I could. I wanted to. I just...
30:10It's okay.
30:12No, son.
30:14I know, son.
30:16Come here.
30:18I
30:42These road trips are just killing me. I mean, it's brutal. I think I'm cursed.
30:46Cursed?
30:48Cursed? Like, scary old lady cursed.
30:50I know, I know it's dumb, but I'm not the only one who's superstitious.
30:56Would you be jealous if I got my smoothies from some other guy?
31:00Maybe. Probably.
31:02Well, what if I filled you in on all the juicy details? Like, like how he blended them?
31:06Ooh, what if I actually was a scary old lady?
31:08Or what if you always kind of had one with you?
31:12What do you mean?
31:14Oh.
31:16Here.
31:18Okay.
31:22Okay, I know it's dumb. I know it's dumb.
31:24But I saw them at a bodega and I thought they looked like your smoothie.
31:33I love them.
31:34Yeah?
31:35I love them so much.
31:37No.
31:38And that'sransitaha.
31:39Okay, T- fuck?
31:40Can I fuck you?
31:41Absolutely.
31:43Fuck yes.
31:58Fuck yes!
32:06That's two times. If you say it out loud, it's the curse broken.
32:10Hunter hasn't scored twice in an away game since last season.
32:19What?
32:20Say it out loud.
32:22Save what?
32:25Okay, it's not...
32:28It's... what?
32:32Okay, here's what I know.
32:34Helena...
32:34Shut up. You're in love with him.
32:36I'm not in love with him.
32:38You are.
32:41Have you at least told your dad?
32:46For how long now?
32:48A little over two months.
32:50Oh, baby.
32:51Helena, you can't tell.
32:53If anyone finds out that it's...
32:55That it's Scott?
32:56Obviously, I'm not going to tell anyone, but...
32:59Kip.
33:00He can't come out right now, okay?
33:01He really wants to...
33:03It's amazing.
33:05He's amazing.
33:06And I've never been happier.
33:09Honestly.
33:10What's the plan, babe?
33:17I don't...
33:18I don't know.
33:19What does your dad think?
33:22That I'm fucking some married guy, probably.
33:26I kind of wish you were.
33:27Oh, just don't say that.
33:29Please, just...
33:31Please be happy for me.
33:35I can't wait to see you in a tux tomorrow night.
33:37I am going to be super well behaved for you.
33:40I only care that you're handsome.
33:41You bitch.
33:45Scott's going to be there tomorrow night, too.
33:47Oh, I know.
33:48And he better be ready for me.
33:49I'll see.
33:57Yeah.
33:57I'll see.
33:57I'll see.
33:59Oh, I'll see.
34:01Oh, my God.
34:07I'll see.
34:07Oh, my God.
34:09You're going to be here.
34:13I'll see.
34:14I'll see.
34:14Oh, my God.
34:16I'll see.
34:16hey dad oh my god you're not dead no i'm alive well that is a relief i didn't want to have to
34:29call them more you know i miss you i miss you too dad all right yeah you're gonna be making
34:35an appearance here at some point in the near future yes i will um i'm gonna come for dinner
34:40this week i promise perfect how's uh how's work well work is fine you know barry's being a pain in
34:47my ass but well barry's an asshole no he hurt his foot so at least it's something new this time
34:52yeah well barry's always been an asshole who taught you to talk like that you did you taught
34:58me to talk like that that sounds about right and um nothing in the mail right kip if there was
35:06something in the mail i would not have forgotten about it i know i know i just figured i'd check
35:10okay don't worry about that okay don't think about that okay it's gonna come when it comes
35:17look i'm not gonna keep you i love you all right you too dad you you too dad what i i love you too
35:25dad there i said it oh my god sorry it's such a struggle okay bye bye
35:30me
35:39Oh, my God.
36:09Stop it.
36:30Stop what?
36:33He's here.
36:34You need to chill out.
36:38My God.
36:40Can I have some of yours?
36:42Yeah, thanks.
36:47Well, I like our playoff chances this year.
36:49I think we might even get some home ice advantage.
36:51Well, if this guy keeps playing the way he has been, maybe.
36:54What changed?
36:56You mean a nice girl or something?
36:58I think we just found a group as a team.
37:02Excuse me, gentlemen.
37:03I think I spotted an old friend.
37:04You know, I'm just ridden you, Scott.
37:07You know your parents would be so proud of you, right?
37:10Your mom especially.
37:11She would have just been thrilled.
37:14Thanks, Tom.
37:15Thanks.
37:16Excuse me.
37:17Yeah.
37:20Hey.
37:21Okay?
37:22Yeah.
37:22Yeah.
37:23I should be used to it.
37:24I'm Kim, right?
37:34Christopher.
37:35Money's all dressed up.
37:36I'm Elena.
37:37Nice to meet you, Elena.
37:38I'm Scott.
37:39Pleasure.
37:40Scott.
37:40You look beautiful.
37:42You both do.
37:44Oh.
37:44Sorry.
37:46Yeah, we both clean up pretty well.
37:52Okay, if I go get more drinks, do you promise to start talking, Christopher?
37:56Yes.
37:56Of course.
37:57Great.
37:57Another beer, Scott?
37:59That'd be lovely.
38:06Are you enjoying the evening?
38:08I am.
38:09Are you?
38:10I'm looking forward to the after party, honestly.
38:17Touched this perfectly.
38:19Thanks.
38:20And thanks.
38:21I mean, you didn't have to.
38:23I wanted to.
38:28Okay.
38:31Elena knows.
38:33And I'm sorry.
38:35Yeah.
38:36I kind of got that.
38:37It's okay.
38:38Hey, she's, uh, she's discreet, right?
38:41Yeah, totally.
38:42Totally.
38:42I just, I, she kind of figured it out and I guess I had to tell someone.
38:48It's okay.
38:49Really?
38:50Yeah.
38:50This is so weird.
39:02I want to dance.
39:04Elena's a killer.
39:05How could I possibly say no?
39:09So, what are your intentions with my kid?
39:17I'm serious.
39:19He's crazy about you.
39:21I'm crazy about him, too.
39:22I really am.
39:24He's also miserable.
39:26Are you miserable, too?
39:27No.
39:32Wait.
39:34What do you mean?
39:35Nobody wants to be kept a secret.
39:37He's not.
39:38He is.
39:41Eyes on me, handsome.
39:44I'm doing my best.
39:46I, I love him.
39:48I just can't do better right now.
39:50I, I've been honest.
39:53I know.
39:54And he's so in love with you that he'll put up with it.
39:59But it's killing him.
40:05I'm not saying any of this to be mean.
40:08I'm really not.
40:09And you seem great.
40:11But he's great, too.
40:17He deserves the best.
40:20He deserves sunshine.
40:23And so do you.
40:42It's my birthday on Sunday.
40:45I know.
40:46I already got the key to her going to surf and turf.
40:49Because we're not choosing.
40:53You know, uh, the Kingfisher?
40:55It's the bar I told you about where I watch all your games?
40:58Mm-hmm.
40:59A couple of my friends are throwing me just like a little party there.
41:03It's not even really a party.
41:04It's just hanging out or whatever.
41:06Right.
41:07It's a, it's a gay bar, but it's not a club.
41:12It's just a bar.
41:13It's honestly more of a hockey bar now, thanks to me.
41:15It's too.
41:16And I was thinking that you could just come as my friend.
41:21As somebody who buys smoothies from me.
41:23I mean, Maria knows.
41:24My friend Sean knows.
41:26They know that you buy smoothies from me.
41:28I can't.
41:36I can't do that.
41:39I wish I could.
41:41I want to.
41:44I want to tell everyone.
41:45I want people to know you're mine.
41:49That I love you.
41:52I love you too.
41:54Soon, maybe.
41:58I mean, in a few years.
42:04I know, I know how it sounds.
42:06But it'll go by quickly.
42:08I promise.
42:09And then we can be normal with, like, like other people.
42:13Well.
42:15I heard what you said in your speech tonight.
42:21And I know that they're your family.
42:24And that you feel responsible for them.
42:26And I get that, Scott.
42:27I really, really get that.
42:30But I, I have a family too.
42:35And I keep lying to them.
42:37And I don't want to.
42:41And I miss them.
42:42I miss my dad.
42:45Sorry, that's not what I meant.
42:48It's okay, I know what you meant.
42:54I'm gonna go home tonight.
42:58I need to.
43:26Thank you for coming.
43:30For those of you who've attended before, feel free to ignore my sob story and go straight to the bar.
43:35But for those of you who don't know it, here's the short version.
43:42My parents were both junior hockey coaches.
43:44And they were hit by a drunk driver when I was 12 years old.
43:51Mercifully for them, they died instantly.
43:55Mercifully for me, the St. Thomas scholarships existed.
43:59I didn't have anybody else to help me.
44:04I had a lot of memories, a love of hockey, and a huge hole in my heart.
44:12St. Thomas filled it with hope.
44:15The hope of a new family.
44:16Things, things, things weren't always easy.
44:20You know, they never are for anybody.
44:22But in hockey, I found what I was missing.
44:26First at my high school, then later at college, and now here with the Admirals.
44:31And I never looked back, because I never had to.
44:39The family I craved, the family that I needed, that I still need today.
44:45Hockey gave it to me.
44:48And St. Thomas gave me hockey.
44:50So from the bottom of my heart, I want to thank you all for being here tonight.
44:56And for supporting this cause, because it's not just a scholarship.
45:00It's, it's everything that comes with it.
45:02It's a whole world, a whole life.
45:05It's, uh, it's everything.
45:20Hey, Dad.
45:31Hey, buddy, the prodigal son, returned home.
45:34Look, I got, uh, some mail here for a certain someone, and it's pretty heavy.
45:40Oh, well.
45:43Hey.
45:48Hey.
45:50My boy.
45:52Come here.
45:53What's up?
45:54Oh.
45:55Hey.
45:56I'm sorry.
45:58For what?
45:58You got nothing to be sorry for, silly.
46:01Oh.
46:04Oh.
46:09Come here.
46:09Here we go.
46:10Oh, there you go.
46:12Wow.
46:12Oh, wait.
46:13Here's a pretty funny thing and a bullfucker ride.
46:17Congrats.
46:17Oh.
46:18Oh.
46:18Oh.
46:20Woo.
46:20Yeah.
46:20You're a pretty funny.
46:23I watched theóc.
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46:25Hey.
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46:38Hey, good dress man. School middle fucking game. Yeah. Yeah, totally.
47:08Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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