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00:00Right?
00:00Yeah, basically.
00:01The record for this event currently held by the New York Admiral's Scott Hunter.
00:06I have to see Rosanoff in to hold my record for more than a minute.
00:09Let's shoot, bro.
00:10I thought it was Scott Hunter's year.
00:12Babe, can you believe Russia?
00:14Be nice, Bonnie.
00:15Hey, what did Ross say about it?
00:16I don't know.
00:17Listen to me, that's for sure.
00:19We're not like friends or anything.
00:21No worries, I'm sure someone else grabbed him.
00:23Seriously, this year, baby, we're coming for you. Trust me.
00:25You look great in Silver, Bonnie, don't even stress.
00:27Oh, good one.
00:30I want some ice cream bad, man.
00:44Do you not find it weird that we're in a beach town in Russia in February talking about getting ice cream?
00:49It's the Olympics, baby.
00:50So this should be, right?
00:53Hey, isn't that...
00:55Oh, yeah.
00:57All in there. What's up, motherfucker?
01:00Good boys.
01:01Hey.
01:02All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating here.
01:04My buddy Joe is in that program.
01:05We train together.
01:06Would you guys be cool to do that?
01:08I'd love to show up for him.
01:09Hell yeah, man.
01:10Show up for any dude who's that brave.
01:13What do you mean?
01:15Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay?
01:19I mean, fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
01:22hey, here's me.
01:23Russia is not safe for folks like that.
01:27Fucking balls of steel, man.
01:29Nope.
01:30Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your one-stop hockey shop.
01:45Today's first period topic is the inevitable one for the Admirals.
01:48What has happened to Scott Hunter?
01:5070 points last season.
01:52Yes, and we're six games into this season.
01:55A season he, he called, need to win.
01:58Those are his words.
01:59And he has zero, zero points.
02:03He's in a fog.
02:04His passes aren't connecting.
02:05He's barely skating.
02:07I can't imagine he's amazing in the room right now.
02:09And he's already been announced as Team USA captain at the Olympics in Russia.
02:39I am very sorry about that.
02:56It's really not a big deal.
02:58How may I help you?
03:00What's good?
03:04Just a bunch of very decent smoothies with deeply stupid names.
03:07Any allergies?
03:09No, no, no, I'm easy.
03:10Okay.
03:11Um, I mean, the best one's the blueberry one, but...
03:14Oh, you mean blue moon over Brooklyn?
03:15Yeah.
03:16Yeah, that's it.
03:17But what?
03:19Oh, um, nothing.
03:20Just when I make it for myself in the morning, I add a banana.
03:24Oh, so you're kind of wild.
03:27I mean, it wouldn't be the first time somebody's told me that.
03:31Uh, yeah, that actually sounds pretty good.
03:33Yeah?
03:34Blueberry with a banana.
03:35I take that.
03:36If it's okay to order off-menu.
03:38Kip.
03:40I mean, technically it was my idea, so I think we can get away with it this time.
03:44Oh, you weren't kidding.
03:45It's really hot.
03:46Oh, yeah.
03:47The banana makes a big difference, I think.
03:49I guess it must.
03:50I guess it must.
03:51I guess it must.
03:52I guess it must.
03:53Here.
03:54Here.
03:55Thanks.
04:26And that's way too much.
04:27It's for you.
04:28It's a great smoothie.
04:29Thanks again, Kip.
04:30A girl.
04:31Holy shit.
04:32Are you...
04:33Are you...
04:34Are you...
04:35Was that Scott Hunter?
04:36Was that what?
04:37Scott Hunter, the hockey player.
04:38A girl.
04:39A girl.
04:40Clock winding down in the second period.
04:412-1 for Anaheim.
04:42We have rules.
04:43And this is what we're watching.
04:46We barely get to see you because you're always working, but at least what we do we get to watch...
04:53What is this?
04:54Let me check my name.
04:55Hockey?
04:56Shut up, Sean.
04:57We have to turn it off.
04:58No, no, no.
04:59Please keep it on.
05:00Thank you, Kyle.
05:01Thank you, Kyle.
05:02Thank you, Kyle.
05:03Thank you, Kyle.
05:04Thank you, Kyle.
05:05Wait, what was this?
05:07Let's get the...
05:08What's up?
05:09No, we have to turn it off.
05:11Just turn it off.
05:12No, no, no.
05:13No, no, no.
05:14Just turn it off.
05:15Thank you, Kyle.
05:16You're welcome.
05:17Twice.
05:18He said tip.
05:19Like, he used your actual name twice.
05:21Maria, that is setting the bar so low.
05:24And it didn't even sound stupid when he said it.
05:26It almost sounded hot.
05:27Okay, that's not fair.
05:28Not hot.
05:29Just normal.
05:30Okay.
05:31I'm listening.
05:32Fuck both of you, okay?
05:33Camp is short for Christopher.
05:34It's not that weird.
05:35It's short for Christopher.
05:36And please don't tell me you used that name on your grad school application.
05:39Oh, my God.
05:40Why are we talking about my dumb name?
05:41He said it.
05:42He said it.
05:43Another round?
05:45Thank you, Kyle.
05:46Thank you, Kyle.
05:47And you?
05:49Look, look, look.
05:50He's on the TV right now.
05:51Oh, my God.
05:52Okay.
05:53Oh, wow.
05:54Right?
05:55He knows your name.
05:56Yeah.
05:57I mean, he's definitely not gay, but...
05:58Shut the fuck up.
05:59Are you literally polite?
06:00Jesus Christ.
06:01I don't know.
06:02I don't know.
06:03I don't know.
06:04I don't know.
06:05I don't know.
06:06I don't know.
06:07I don't know.
06:08I don't know.
06:09I don't know.
06:10I don't know.
06:11I don't know.
06:12Jesus Christ.
06:16He scored a hat trick last night.
06:18Are you asking me what that means?
06:20Or are you just telling me something I already know?
06:22I just didn't realize that...
06:23We literally watched the game, Kip.
06:31Nice to see you again, Kip.
06:32Nice to see you again, Scott.
06:35Scott.
06:36You're Scott Hunter, right?
06:38I am.
06:39This is awesome.
06:40I mean, wow.
06:41You had a night last night.
06:42Oh, did you watch?
06:43I did, yeah.
06:44I don't usually...
06:45Sorry, that sounds rude.
06:47I'm...
06:48No, I got it.
06:49Well, I watched the playoffs last year with my dad.
06:51It was amazing.
06:52He's a huge fan.
06:53But, yeah.
06:54I watched last night.
06:56Wow.
06:57Um...
06:58Yeah, when something goes right with my game, I try to repeat it.
07:01And then I try to perfect it.
07:04Okay.
07:06So, I'd love another smoothie, please.
07:10Anything you'd like different?
07:11Nothing at all.
07:14Damn.
07:16Okay.
07:17You really can't keep doing this.
07:18I really can.
07:20Uh, see you next game day, I hope.
07:27Dude.
07:28Girl.
07:29Was that?
07:30Yes, it fucking was.
07:38Sorry I'm late.
07:39No outside food or drink.
07:41Fuck off, Kyle.
07:46And I know the whole smoothie thing is dumb, or whatever.
07:48But he just keeps saying my name and it's low-key making me crazy.
07:52Wait, you're still coming with me to that fundraiser though, right?
07:54Because I am not looking for a date.
07:55Yes.
07:56I told you I could come and it's in like two months.
07:59Could you please listen to me?
08:00Kyle, remote.
08:07Extra shrimp.
08:10Oh.
08:12Okay.
08:13Now I'm fully listening.
08:14What are you doing?
08:15Just putting the game on.
08:16Elena.
08:17What?
08:18It's a sports bar.
08:19Let's watch sport.
08:21Am I being crazy?
08:22What does Maria say?
08:23She says he's funny.
08:24Me too.
08:25Well, she is much smarter than you.
08:27And probably this idiot.
08:29He's not an idiot.
08:33Jesus.
08:34Brian.
08:36When's his next home game?
08:38Come on.
08:39If you don't know when his next home game is, how are you going to plan your next shift?
08:41I don't plan my shifts.
08:42I just gobble up as many as I can.
08:45Saturday.
08:46They play at home again on Saturday.
08:49Are you working?
08:50No.
08:52Fuck.
08:53No.
08:54Fix that.
08:55Yeah.
08:56Hey.
08:57I didn't know if you, uh...
08:58It's nice to see you.
09:12Blue Moon over Brooklyn, please.
09:13Extra banana.
09:14This one's on the house.
09:15Oh, come on.
09:16It's above my pay grade.
09:17Management heard you came in.
09:18And no, you may not tip me.
09:19And yes, I'm using proper grammar to prove to you that I'm being serious.
09:35Okay.
09:36Um...
09:37Uh, may I drink this here?
09:41Uh, I've got some emails to answer, so I thought...
09:44Yeah.
09:45You totally may.
09:46You totally okay.
09:47I'm getting killed.
09:48Y'all have to go out.
09:49Shut up, shut up, shut up.
09:50Fuck.
09:51God, I've got no idea.
09:53No need to go out.
09:54Uh...
09:55Get your love.
09:56pagar, I'll have to go out.
09:57You totally okay?
09:58I'll have to go out.
10:00Go in there, sir.
10:02You totally okay?
10:03I don't have to go out.
10:04No need to go out.
10:05Go out.
10:06No need to go out.
10:08Go out.
10:10Yeah.
10:11You want to go out.
10:12I'm getting killed.
10:13Sonata.
10:14You really okay?
10:15you're not worried about breaking your routine
10:20uh no i'm not actually that obsessive
10:24turns out i'm too lazy to be a serial killer i took a quiz i don't even think it could be a spree
10:31killer what's a spree killer someone who kills multiple people at the same time but isn't a
10:38serial killer is someone who kills multiple people minimum three but over a period of time
10:43not all at once
10:44how do you know that i i read a lot of murder books and uh yeah serial killers make me feel
10:55not obsessive which which is a relief well i've read some things about athletes okay before you
11:05say anything else yes i agree and yes there are at least two guys on my team that possibly off the
11:10record yes maybe but no not me no i swear barely had two concussions
11:16okay so what no left sock right sock stop shaving no sex all that stuff oh no yeah yeah all of that
11:25but that's that's not cte stuff that's just science and science only really matters during the playoffs
11:30oh okay that's super comforting listen i know you're more of an art guy so it's not like i expect you
11:35to get the ins and outs of science and just to be clear i'm not complaining about the whole stop
11:40shaving thing i mean you all look like hot lumberjacks by the end of may
11:43do you want to come to my game tonight i have two seats no one's taking them so i mean uh if if if you want
12:05yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i want um fuck man that's crazy thank you super happy to do it
12:13you sure i'm sure
12:19these are better than my company seats i get it these are really good seats well yeah they they're
12:28in a weird first date but i think i'm into this what are you talking about well you're with a girl
12:36and he's at work oh my god shut up elena
12:38oh wow that wasn't that wasn't to me that was he just nodded at you no there's no proof of that
12:47wait back for fuck's sake
12:55good job i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you hey hunter too bad you can't play at home
13:15every night right it's better for you huh go fuck yourself rosanov all right it's more fun if you're there
13:21hope next time we play you decide to show up
13:33cheap true
13:38starting to sound like them
13:43i'm sorry why
13:45you fucking heard me honda what the fuck is that supposed to mean well there's something you
13:53really don't expect to see especially after the final whistle and especially from hollander and
13:58hunter a fittingly brutal end to yet another brutal road for the app
14:02i'm gonna hit the sack yeah there you go handsome all right have a good day off
14:11it's not a day off i'm doing that uh that catering thing tomorrow yeah i just you know you get to sleep in
14:16four once so i'm just happy for you that's all i meant you know i uh i'm proud of your hustle
14:23kiddo you know you didn't get that scholarship anyway so please no jinxing me oh wait no way
14:30good night good night good night dad love you love you're back
14:34what's happening to you uh what's your problem i can't find my my black suit and i have to leave
14:51so so soon okay well it's with the dry cleaning in my closet so why are you freaking out thank you
14:56okay hey hey are you okay yeah i'm fine i just i need the money and i can't fuck this job
15:02yes and i get it but you're not gonna fuck it up because you're amazing and it's gonna be great
15:07i love you yeah you too yes buddy
15:11i'm so sorry about that i'm really sorry oh you're a mess it's okay it's not my only talks
15:31new york used to have professional waiters now it's all just models you can't carry a tray
15:37it's uh it's really okay i'm so sorry again oh bunny
15:42babe i don't know what that was i know i'm a complete fuck up i'm sorry you're not a complete
15:50fuck up this is not rocket science or whatever it is you're into art sean please don't fire me
15:55no one is firing you just calm down okay and get your shit together okay
16:01okay okay i know you need the money baby okay deep breath inhale exhale
16:08you think you can handle quiche they're dry
16:13hey hey i am so sorry about earlier that that woman is horrible and i'm the one who should
16:35apologize i was standing right in front of the kitchen door like an idiot no i'm the idiot you're
16:39just a normal hungry person at a fundraiser and that woman did seem horrible full disclosure i hate
16:45this food well full disclosure i hate serving it
16:47i'm i'm sorry i have to do you like mexican food yeah of course i'm not a serial killer
16:56or even a spree killer you sure yeah it was the time but do you have the time to grab a bite with me
17:03like when this this thing is over tonight yeah with you uh wow um yeah yeah okay yeah yeah because
17:15there's uh there's this great place right around the corner and it's open late and okay um you don't
17:20mind wait until i'm done not even a little
17:22hi hi
17:45that's a long line is it worth it um probably not right we also don't actually have to do this
18:05how would you feel about ordering in
18:06holy shit
18:27oh my god
18:30i mean i i figured you'd have a nice place but this is insane
18:54do you want a full tour now or uh or i pick or
19:24well you are so beautiful
19:38i can't believe you even had to be
19:48i'm so into you so into you i guess i'm thinking about you
19:54oh my god
20:20what are you doing
20:36i didn't want to wake you and i just thought since you have your game tomorrow and
20:42you know
20:44can you stay
20:53yeah
20:56then stay please
20:59okay
21:13Did I wake you?
21:37Oh.
21:39Okay, I meant to surprise you and I was going to go out and get stuff,
21:41but I looked in your fridge and you basically had all the ingredients.
21:44I know I shouldn't be snooping around, but I didn't have to do that much snooping.
21:48You were very organized.
21:50And I thought since I'm not working today, but you still have your game,
21:53that you probably still want it.
22:06Can I fuck you?
22:09Absolutely.
22:11So, I should probably go.
22:27Hmm.
22:30Um, what if you didn't go?
22:38Hmm.
22:40Like ever?
22:42Fuck.
22:43Fuck.
22:44All that serial killer talk was you warning me, wasn't it?
22:51Um, I'm, um...
22:54I'm gonna say a bunch of things, okay?
22:58And I know I'm too intense, everyone tells me that, but I just, I can't help it.
23:04Is it okay?
23:05Can I be too intense?
23:06Yeah.
23:07Yeah.
23:08Yeah, I, um, I never do this.
23:18Never brought anyone back here.
23:20Like, ever.
23:22Um, yeah.
23:24My life is, uh, my life is, uh, is complicated.
23:26Yeah.
23:28I, uh, I get that.
23:34And I can't, um...
23:36Come out, like...
23:40Not, not right now.
23:44Too many people depend on me for too much, and it would just, it would fuck everything up.
23:48And so I just thought I would, um, I don't know, wait, I guess.
23:56Yeah.
23:58Wait till hockey was over, and then maybe I could fade away better.
24:04But, uh, yeah.
24:08You, it's just, uh, I want you so bad, so bad, and I know that you barely know me,
24:25so why would you even consider something that's probably fucked up?
24:28Like, I, I know I'm fucked up, I get it, I'm, I'm not pretending, I'm not, but I really, really like you.
24:34And I want you to stay, so I'm, I'm asking for what I want.
24:46I want you to be here when I get back from practice later.
24:50And I, uh, I want you to be here when I come home from my game tonight.
24:56I, um, I want you more than I've wanted anything in a long time.
25:05Is, uh, is that too much?
25:10You can say it if it is, um, do you say something, though?
25:16I think I'd love to be here when you get back.
25:41I think I'd love to be here when you get back.
25:46And I don't think you're too lazy to be a serial killer.
25:51Really?
25:52Yeah, really.
25:53Yeah, you're definitely not lazy.
26:02Hey.
26:04How much practice?
26:04I don't know, like, uh, a few days ago?
26:14Yes, I sent in the applications.
26:17Yes, and even to BU, and yes, I know we hate Boston.
26:20I'm staying with Elena, Dad, I'm staying with Elena.
26:24So I don't have to schlep to work, I get to sleep in an extra hour.
26:29Fuck yes!
26:31Nothing, Dad, no, I'm just watching the game.
26:33Yes, with Elena.
26:34Oh my God.
26:43Oh my God.
26:45Where has she even been?
26:47Oh, please, I saw you three days ago.
26:49Single since forever, overworked like she has two wicked steps, which is then she gets a man and
26:54vanishes.
26:55What a cliche.
26:56I don't have a man.
26:57Hey, kid.
26:58Keep the boyfriend on TV at all times, please, Kyle.
27:01Oh my God, guys, he's a customer.
27:02He's not my boyfriend.
27:03Fuck!
27:04I don't have a fucking boyfriend.
27:06Oh.
27:18Hiya.
27:26Morning, Scott.
27:27Morning, Kip.
27:28The usual, please.
27:29Yeah.
27:32Extra banana.
27:37I'm not sure what I'm going to do without these on my road trip.
27:39I'm pretty sure they have smoothies in other cities.
27:41I'm not like these, they don't.
27:46Do you really think this is a secret?
27:48What's a secret?
27:51Nothing's happening.
27:52He's just flirting with me or whatever.
27:54He's straight, I think.
27:56Girl.
27:56There's pasta salad in the fridge.
28:07Chicken, no feta.
28:08Oh, yeah?
28:09Where?
28:10For me.
28:10I made it.
28:15You dead?
28:19I'm not just a pretty face, but you're a very pretty face.
28:22What's that?
28:28It's an artist I love.
28:30He has a new show out.
28:31Oh, cool.
28:32Mm-hmm.
28:33I should buy some art.
28:35What?
28:36Hey, I'm not just a pretty face, either.
28:38No, no, no, no.
28:39You're also a very, very hot body.
28:44Oh, my God.
28:45We don't have to do this.
28:59That's cool.
29:02Okay.
29:09This would look great in the living room.
29:11It would work.
29:11I don't know, I'm kind of...
29:12Not on the fireplace wall, but on the way to the bedroom.
29:15I think it would...
29:16Shh.
29:19Sorry.
29:20Sorry, I just...
29:21It's okay.
29:23Maybe we should...
29:25Amazing, isn't it?
29:27Yeah, it's beautiful.
29:30So are you two just browsing or shopping to buy?
29:34Oh, I think we're...
29:35Yeah, I think we're just browsing right now.
29:37Yeah.
29:38Excuse me.
29:43Sorry, he's not feeling well.
29:44No problem.
29:57I'm, uh...
29:57I'm really sorry.
30:00I thought I could do that.
30:01I really thought I could.
30:02I wanted to.
30:03I just...
30:04It's okay.
30:05No, son.
30:06I know, son.
30:08I know what's up.
30:09Come here.
30:10Come here.
30:10Come here.
30:12these road trips are just killing me I mean it's brutal I think I'm cursed
30:42cursed like scary old lady I know I know it's dumb but I'm not the only one who's superstitious
30:50would you be jealous if I got my smoothies from some other guy maybe probably well what if I filled
30:58you in on all the juicy details like like how he blended them oh what if it actually was a scary
31:04old lady or what if you always kind of had one with you what do you mean
31:08okay I know it's dumb I know it's dumb but I saw them in a bodega and I thought they
31:21looked like your smoothie
31:22I love them yeah I love them so much
31:32can I fuck you absolutely
31:41fuck yes
32:00what say it out loud say what
32:18okay it's not it's what okay here's what I know
32:29shut up you're in love with him I'm not in love with him
32:33you are
32:34have you at least told your dad
32:38for how long now a little over two months oh baby
32:46Elena okay you you can't tell if anyone finds out that it's that it's Scott
32:51obviously I'm not gonna tell anyone but Kip he can't come out right now okay he really wants to
32:57it's it's amazing he's amazing and I've never been happier honestly
33:05what's the plan babe
33:10I don't know I don't know what does your dad think
33:16that I'm fucking some married guy probably
33:20kind of wish you were
33:22just don't say that please just please be happy for me
33:27I can't wait to see you in a tux tomorrow night
33:32I am gonna be super well behaved for you
33:34I only care that you're handsome
33:36you bitch
33:37Scott's gonna be there tomorrow night too
33:42oh I know and he better be ready for me
33:44oh
33:46oh
33:58oh
34:02oh
34:04oh
34:08oh
34:10oh
34:12hey dad oh my god you're not dead no i'm alive well that is a relief i didn't want to have to
34:24call them war you know i miss you i miss you too dad all right yeah you gonna be making an
34:30appearance here at some point in the near future yes i will um i'm gonna come for dinner this week
34:36i promise perfect how's uh how's work well work is fine you know barry's being a pain in my ass but
34:42well barry's an asshole no he hurt his foot so at least it's something new this time
34:47yeah well barry's always been an asshole who taught you to talk like that you did you taught
34:53me to talk like that that sounds about right and um nothing in the mail right kip if there was
35:01something in the mail i would not have forgotten about it i know i know i just figured i'd check
35:05okay don't worry about that okay don't think about that okay it's gonna come when it comes
35:13look i'm not gonna keep you i love you all right you too dad you you too dad what i i love you too
35:20dad there i said it oh my god sorry it's such a struggle okay bye bye
35:25bye
35:55I have to say...
36:23Stop it.
36:25Stop what?
36:29He's here.
36:29You need to chill out.
36:33My God.
36:35Can I have some of yours?
36:37Yeah.
36:38Thanks.
36:42Well, I like our playoff chances this year.
36:44I think we might even get some home ice advantage.
36:46Well, if this guy keeps playing the way he has been, maybe.
36:49What changed?
36:51You mean a nice girl or something?
36:52I think we just found an agreement with the team.
36:55Excuse me, gentlemen.
36:58I think I spotted an old friend.
37:00No, I'm just ribbing you, Scott.
37:02You know your parents would be so proud of you, right?
37:05Your mom especially.
37:06She would have just been thrilled.
37:08Thanks, Tom.
37:10Thanks.
37:11Excuse me.
37:15Hey.
37:16Okay?
37:17Yeah.
37:18Yeah.
37:18I should be used to it.
37:19I'm Kip.
37:30I'm Alayna.
37:32Nice to meet you, Alayna.
37:33I'm Scott.
37:34Pleasure, Scott.
37:35You look beautiful.
37:37You both do.
37:39Oh.
37:39Sorry.
37:41Yeah, we both clean up pretty well.
37:47Okay.
37:48If I go get more drinks, do you promise to start talking, Christopher?
37:51Yes.
37:51Of course.
37:52Great.
37:52Another beer, Scott?
37:54That'd be lovely.
37:55Are you enjoying the evening?
38:03I am.
38:04Are you?
38:06Looking forward to the after party, honestly.
38:12Talks fits perfectly.
38:14Thanks.
38:15And thanks.
38:16I mean, you didn't have to.
38:18I wanted to.
38:23Okay.
38:25Alayna knows.
38:28And I'm sorry.
38:30Yeah.
38:31I kind of got that.
38:33It's okay.
38:34She's discreet, right?
38:36Yeah, totally.
38:37Totally.
38:38I just...
38:38She kind of figured it out, and I guess I had to tell someone.
38:43It's okay.
38:44Really?
38:45Okay.
38:49This is so weird.
38:52Yeah.
38:52You should leave early, as soon as I do my speech.
38:55Eh, not before you dance with me.
38:57Pardon?
38:58I want to dance.
38:59Alayna's a killer.
39:02How could I possibly say no?
39:04So, what are your intentions with my kid?
39:12I'm serious.
39:14He's crazy about you.
39:16I'm crazy about him, too.
39:17I really am.
39:19He's also miserable.
39:21Are you miserable, too?
39:25No.
39:28Wait.
39:28What do you mean?
39:30Nobody wants to be kept a secret.
39:32He's not.
39:33He is.
39:36Eyes on me, handsome.
39:39I'm doing my best.
39:41I...
39:42I love him.
39:43I just can't do better right now.
39:45I...
39:46I've been honest.
39:48I know.
39:49And he's so in love with you that he'll put up with it.
39:54But it's killing him.
40:00I'm not saying any of this to be mean.
40:03I'm really not.
40:04And you seem great.
40:06But he's great, too.
40:12He deserves the best.
40:16He deserves sunshine.
40:17And so do you.
40:37It's my birthday on Sunday.
40:40I know.
40:41I already got the key to her lined up.
40:43Surf and turf.
40:44Because we're not choosing.
40:48You know, uh, the Kingfisher?
40:50It's the bar I told you about where I watch all your games?
40:53Mm-hmm.
40:54A couple of my friends are throwing me just like a little party there.
40:58It's not even really a party.
40:59It's just hanging out or whatever.
41:01Right.
41:03It's a...
41:04It's a gay bar.
41:05But it's not a club.
41:07It's just a bar.
41:08It's honestly more of a hockey bar now, thanks to me.
41:10It's cheap.
41:11And I was thinking that you could just come as my friend.
41:16As somebody who buys smoothies from me.
41:18I mean, Maria knows.
41:19My friend Sean knows.
41:21They know that you buy smoothies from me.
41:23I can't.
41:31I can't do that.
41:35I wish I could.
41:36I want to.
41:37I want to tell everyone.
41:42I want people to know you're mine.
41:44That I love you.
41:46I love you too.
41:49Soon, maybe.
41:50I mean, in a few years.
41:59I know.
42:00I know how it sounds.
42:01But it'll go by quickly.
42:03I promise.
42:04And then we can be normal with...
42:06Like...
42:06Like other people.
42:12I read what you said in your speech tonight.
42:16And...
42:17I know that they're your family.
42:19And that you feel responsible for them.
42:21And I get that, Scott.
42:22I really, really get that.
42:25But...
42:26I...
42:28I have a family too.
42:30And...
42:31I keep lying to them.
42:32And I don't want to.
42:36And I miss them.
42:37I miss my dad.
42:41Sorry.
42:42That's not what I meant.
42:43It's okay.
42:43I know what you meant.
42:49I'm gonna go home tonight.
42:52I need to.
42:54I need to.
43:21Thank you for coming.
43:25For those of you who've attended before,
43:28feel free to ignore my sob story
43:29and go straight to the bar.
43:32But for those of you who don't know it,
43:34here's the short version.
43:35My parents were both junior hockey coaches.
43:41And they were hit by a drunk driver
43:44when I was 12 years old.
43:46Mercifully for them,
43:47they died instantly.
43:50Mercifully for me,
43:52the St. Thomas Scholarships existed.
43:56I didn't have anybody else to help me.
43:59I had a lot of memories,
44:02a love of hockey,
44:03and a huge hole in my heart.
44:07St. Thomas filled it with hope.
44:10The hope of a new family.
44:13Things weren't always easy.
44:15You know, they never are for anybody.
44:17But in hockey,
44:19I found what I was missing.
44:22First at my high school,
44:24then later at college,
44:25and now here with the Admirals.
44:27And I never looked back
44:29because I never had to.
44:32The family I craved,
44:35the family that I needed,
44:37that I still need today,
44:41hockey gave it to me.
44:43And St. Thomas gave me hockey.
44:47So from the bottom of my heart,
44:49I want to thank you all
44:50for being here tonight
44:51and for supporting this cause
44:53because it's not just a scholarship.
44:55It's everything that comes with it.
44:58It's a whole world,
44:59a whole life.
44:59It's, uh...
45:01It's everything.
45:04Get up.
45:25Hey, Dad.
45:26Hey, buddy.
45:27The prodigal son returned home.
45:29Look, I got, uh...
45:31I sent the mail here
45:32for a certain someone
45:32and it's pretty heavy.
45:35Oh, well.
45:38Hey.
45:43Hey.
45:45My boy.
45:47Come here.
45:48What's up?
45:48You got nothing to be sorry for, silly.
45:55Oh.
45:57Oh.
45:59Oh.
46:04Hey, come here.
46:05There we go.
46:05Oh, wait.
46:05There you go.
46:07Wow.
46:08Here's a pretty 26
46:10and a bullfucker ride
46:12to grass.
46:12Oh.
46:13Oh.
46:13Oh.
46:13Oh.
46:14Oh.
46:14Oh.
46:14Oh.
46:14Oh.
46:14Oh.
46:14Oh.
46:14Oh.
46:15Oh.
46:15Oh.
46:15Oh.
46:15Oh.
46:15Oh.
46:15Oh.
46:15Oh.
46:16Oh.
46:16Oh.
46:16Oh.
46:16Oh.
46:16Oh.
46:17Oh.
46:17Oh.
46:17Oh.
46:17Oh.
46:17Oh.
46:17Oh.
46:17Oh.
46:45Hey.
46:46Good dress, man.
46:47It's a cool middle fucking game.
46:48Yeah.
46:50Yeah, totally.
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