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00:00Coming to you pre-taped from downtown Hollywood, it's your new favorite awards show with special appearances by Bosco, Mistress Isabel Brooks, Nicole Paige Brooks, Safira Cristal, Acacia Forgot, Jasmine Masters, Ginger Minj, Latrice Royale, and Alexis Mateo.
00:20Oh, hello, guys. It's your girl, Alexis Mateo. Tonight, we honor the best, the brightest, and the delusional in the first annual Kennedy Davenport Center Honors.
00:35Please welcome your host, the magical, the unforgettable, the ugliest face you're ever going to have in your nightmares, the one and only Kennedy Davenport.
00:45Girl, I love you so much. I'm a big fan.
00:51Give me a hug.
00:52No, thank you so much.
00:54This is all y'all could do. This bitch don't even speak English.
00:58Hello, everybody. My name is Kennedy Davenport, and welcome to the Kennedy Davenport Center Honors.
01:06Tonight, we honor those who have achieved greatness and gotten on my last nerve.
01:14Ooh, that sounds personal.
01:162025 was a show. Case in point. We've been subjected to a tyrant all over social media, but enough about mystery.
01:27Hey, niece. 2025 is the year of AI, where even your mom is getting on chat GPT.
01:39What is that?
01:40I don't trust robots. I don't even know, girl.
01:42Hello, Kennedy. I'm chat GPT, ready to answer your every question.
01:47Who won the final lip sync in All Stars 3?
01:51The winner of All Stars 3 was Trixie Mattel.
01:55That makes sense.
01:56Well, my drag. It's always the girl's.
02:01Now, let's get out these awards, baby.
02:05Yes, bring the awards.
02:08My drag, right.
02:09The iRoll Award.
02:15Our first honor goes to the queen who can say everything without speaking one word.
02:25What?
02:25But let me tell you something. You would want an iRoll, because anything else, bitch, you're in trouble.
02:32So, without any further ado, ladies and gentlemen, please, my auntie, the large and in charge, Miss Latrice Royale.
02:44Hey, Kennedy, thank you so much for this lovely honor that you bestowed upon me, because, bitch, look, you know, I give the shade of it all, honey, I don't want to read a bitch, but I accept this award with grace and dignity that you, I'm sure, intended.
03:03You're right. You're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, bitch.
03:06Thank you, my.
03:08Thank you, auntie, I love you.
03:11Don't call us, Colette.
03:13Girl, please, no, sorry, next.
03:18We will now honor the queen with the meatiest talk.
03:21It's time for the girl, please, no, sorry, next award.
03:28Okay, so listen, I ran across this clip.
03:34I didn't understand what was going on, because they lift this young lady up, and they lifted her down, and I saw something I did not like.
03:47Some lips.
03:49What?
03:49And not on your face.
03:51And she was not doing the nutcracker?
03:56Put on a pair of pantyhose.
03:58Put on a pair of stockings.
04:00Put on two pairs of stockings.
04:03And put on a lot of them, like, this bitch right here.
04:07Yeah, because she don't tuck.
04:08And she have a meaty one.
04:11Yeah.
04:11The girl, please, no, sorry, next award goes to Miss Safira.
04:19Y'all give it up for Miss Safira.
04:22Oh, wow.
04:24I mean, I just, I just, I don't even know what to say.
04:28Kennedy, I didn't wake up today thinking I'd be recognized for the power and presence of my tuck, but here we are.
04:36Some girls have to tape.
04:39I just have to believe.
04:41It's not about how flat it is.
04:44It's about how fat it is.
04:46And Kennedy, thank you, baby.
04:48This means the world.
04:52Girl, please.
04:54No, sorry.
04:56Next.
04:57Oh, that was so nice of her to accept her flaws.
05:02Don't let it happen again.
05:03Uh-uh.
05:04Woo!
05:06Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
05:08Shut up.
05:10The Woo Shut Up Award.
05:12Our next honor goes to one of the shadiest queens in 2025.
05:22She knows how to make good TV, causing all kind of trouble and shit on the screen.
05:30Woo!
05:31Shut up.
05:33Let me tell you about this bitch.
05:34I knew Mistress before Drag Race.
05:37Yes, way before.
05:38She was the same bitch.
05:40Mm-hmm.
05:41She started those pills to lose weight.
05:43What do they call it?
05:44Cocaine.
05:45Like, now she's just crazy.
05:48This is my niece.
05:50Her mother is my sister.
05:52Therefore, she's my niece.
05:54And the award goes to...
05:56Mistress!
05:58In the motherfucking bell ring.
06:00Even though it was nobody else running in the category.
06:03We're so excited for you.
06:04Yeah.
06:05Good evening, ladies, gentlemen.
06:07He, she, we, they, thems.
06:08Vegan vegetarians.
06:10And my non-binary monarchs of the world.
06:12It is such an honor for me to even acknowledge Kennedy Davenport and provide this very acceptance speech.
06:20You know, I have to be honest.
06:21I was quite shocked to know that I was even up for consideration for this award.
06:24But when it took a second to think of the many interactions I've had with Kennedy over the years,
06:28it finally clicked.
06:29Now, I am constantly sucking the energy out of the room and speaking over Kennedy in hopes that she never tortures the people around us by opening the sewage that is her nasty, foul, yuck mouth.
06:41I constantly am taking one for the team.
06:44So with that being said, you're right.
06:46I never shut up.
06:47I never will.
06:48So I leave you all with this.
06:50You're welcome.
06:51Now, I want to dedicate this award to everyone at home who can't stand me.
06:56Everyone who says,
06:57Mistress is a fat, nasty bitch.
06:59And everyone at home watching who says,
07:02I don't deserve anything I have.
07:04Truer words have never been spoken.
07:07Thank you from the bottom of my heart.
07:12Next.
07:15The Proud Drag Mother Award.
07:18Our next honor goes to my sister, Alexis Mateo.
07:26Is that for me?
07:27I'm giving you the Proud Drag Mother Award when your daughter has a higher booking fee.
07:38Alexis Mateo.
07:41Thank you so much, sister.
07:42Get out, get out.
07:43This is my moment.
07:45As fake as the horrible introduction you just did.
07:48You're supposed to say,
07:49the best mother award is Alexis Mateo.
07:51It should have not even been a competition.
07:53I should have got this in the beginning.
07:54Benji already got my 20% caught up, baby.
07:58I'm my manager.
07:58This is called to all the single ladies in the house.
08:01They got daughters and sons.
08:03Let's work together.
08:04Let's work together.
08:06Let's work together.
08:06You know what?
08:07I'm done.
08:08Where's my manager?
08:09Somebody call my manager.
08:10I'm done, baby.
08:10Where are you going?
08:11I'm done.
08:12This show is bull-legged, girl.
08:14I'm leaving.
08:14You can't leave in the middle of my mother show, bitch.
08:17I'm leaving.
08:18I got a passport.
08:19What the am I finna do now?
08:27Welcome to the second half of Kennedy Davenport Center Honors.
08:32I'm your new announcer, Jasmine Masters.
08:34Y'all cannot replace me.
08:37Ah, shut up, bitch.
08:38You gone.
08:38And now it's time for our next award.
08:41Opinions are like assholes.
08:43Everybody have them.
08:44The Opinions Are Like Buttholes Award.
08:49Opinions are like buttholes.
08:52Everybody got one.
08:53I hope it's me.
08:55Hey, sister.
08:56Hey, sis.
08:57Oh, I'm so glad she's gone.
08:59I know.
09:00I don't know what she was saying.
09:01Oh, me either, honey.
09:02This award is so very special to me because I have to come in defense of my season seven
09:11sister, Ginger Min.
09:13Girl, you know, sidebar.
09:15Girl, why these hoes got so much to say about my sister winning this goddamn All-Stars?
09:20They're mad because she's short.
09:21Oh.
09:31Rightfully so.
09:32My sister won the patch.
09:36She snatched it.
09:38She did.
09:38She is a talent not to be denied.
09:44Every category.
09:45Tens.
09:46Tens.
09:47Tens across the board.
09:48A lot of people just got so much to say about her winning.
09:52And I mean, I just don't get it.
09:55She proved herself in every challenge.
09:58And, baby, you don't have to, uh, dance and, like, act crazy to win the final lip sync battle.
10:05But she wore them out.
10:07And here's an acceptance video from Ginger Min.
10:11Yay!
10:12Hi, sister.
10:17Oh, my goodness.
10:18You know what?
10:19All I can say is, after a long season of slaying, some fans decided they didn't like the session.
10:26So they had gutted me on the internet.
10:29And that is okay.
10:30That's fine because everybody knows opinions are like buttholes.
10:34And we all know that the best butthole is dating Corey King.
10:39I love you so much.
10:40And I thank you from the bottom of my foam padded heart, sister.
10:43I'll see you next time.
10:45We love you.
10:45Yeah, you couldn't.
10:46Congratulations.
10:47Face.
10:49Bye.
10:50Bye, bitch.
10:51Tramp.
10:52I would have to say fame because clearly the struggle is real.
10:58The struggle is real, Lord.
11:00Our next honor goes to a queen whose mug is not beat.
11:07It's just been through it.
11:09She's from Atlanta, Georgia, and her drag is given small town clearance rack.
11:15And, bitch, this hoe have the audacity to come after all these years to all stars and still look the same.
11:22The struggle is definitely real.
11:26Please.
11:26Everybody on their feet in their homes and in the kitchen, in the toilet, wherever you are, stand up and put your hands together for Nicole Paige Brooks, bitch.
11:39Aw.
11:41I just want to say thank you so much.
11:43Thank you so much for the struggle is real award.
11:46What this award means to me is, you know, some girls have to pack a lot of luggage.
11:52Some girls need to cover themselves in feathers, put on big jewels and huge hair to keep y'all's attention.
11:58I don't have to do that because while you're at home packing bags, I packed a personality.
12:03To all the other winners this evening, congratulations.
12:08And to all the ones who didn't win an award, sorry you're such a loser.
12:13Maybe next year.
12:14Bye.
12:15And now, everyone, please bow your heads and a tribute to every bitch that owe Kennedy money in 2025.
12:24Oh, do I owe that bitch $5?
12:27I hope not.
12:45I hope not.
12:58I hope not.
13:13The Your Face Looks Like the Back of a Baboon's Ass
13:43Our Next Honor Goes To The Queen Who Wears A New Lip With Too Much Blush In The Wrong Places
14:01Acacia!
14:04Acacia who?
14:06I forgot.
14:13Cut to the video! Acacia!
14:17Thank you so much Kennedy!
14:19For awarding me with the Your Face Looks Like the Back of a Baboon's Ass Award.
14:23I personally was always going more for like a Cyndi Lauper, like 80s vibe, but that's okay.
14:29After my run of season 17, a win's a win. Okay, so I'll take it.
14:33Thank you so much to all of the baboons in the zoo and then also all of the baboons out of the zoo for giving me inspiration all the time.
14:42Also, thank you so much to Osti Cosmetics for collabing with me on the Perfect Blush Palette.
14:47I could never reach the baboons ass face blush state without the Perfect Blush.
14:52Thank you so much Kennedy!
14:54Girl, are we done?
14:56Girl, don't be asking me that, bitch. You getting paid.
14:59No, no, no. We have more awards.
15:03All right, let's go. I'm hot and I'm over it, bitch.
15:05Girl, don't be over it, girl. We finna get out this . We gon' get more comfortable because you already know it ain't no Kennedy Day without I'm Moo Moo.
15:12I'm Moo Moo.
15:13Feel your puss down deep in your soul.
15:17The Feel Your Puss Down Deep in Your Soul Award.
15:21Woo! Yes, I feel a lot comfortable now, honey. Up next is the Feel Your Puss Down Deep in Your Soul Award.
15:30Oh, girl.
15:32Girl, don't you feel comfortable?
15:34Girl, yes, girl. I'm so glad we got out this .
15:37Our next honor goes to the queen who spent her earnings correctly.
15:44Yes, I said correctly.
15:46She went all the way to Beverly Hills to get her gorgeous rack.
15:50Let me tell you something.
15:52They may look like little buttons, but they cute.
15:56Please, show your love for the Feel Your Puss Down Deep in Your Soul Award.
16:05And it goes to...
16:08Bosco!
16:14Shut up.
16:15Yeah, no titty in it.
16:16Congratulations. It ain't been a titty-ass mother f***ing bitch.
16:20Yeah.
16:21Yes.
16:25We're gonna put the microphone right there, okay.
16:27Oh, hi. I didn't see you down there.
16:30It's me, Bosco, God's favorite transsexual.
16:34And I am so honored to be receiving the award for Best Cosmetic Money Spent.
16:40I first want to thank all of the trans women that are part of the RuPaul's Drag Race Pantheon that got worse boob jobs than I did.
16:47I want to thank all of the women that I know that didn't do the research on how to find a good doctor.
16:53Those aren't boobs.
16:55These are boobs.
16:57These are boobs.
16:58Can we blow this?
16:59Sure. We're gonna leave them out.
17:01And then I do want to thank Kennedy so much for presenting me this award.
17:05And I just want to let her know that whenever she wants to decide to start looking like a woman in drag, I will send her my doctor's number.
17:12Kisses.
17:13Kisses.
17:14Mwah.
17:15Girl, they gonna meme your ass to death, bitch.
17:18Wait, what is meme?
17:19You know how they, um...
17:20Meme.
17:21Yeah, they.
17:22The Meme Award.
17:26Our next honor goes to the queen who knows not only how to pronounce Meme.
17:37Meme.
17:38Meme.
17:39Oh, yeah.
17:41Meme.
17:42She has been dominating the meme world since she and, uh, ooh.
17:49Come and get this award, bitch.
17:51You know, can't nobody do it.
17:53Here, take this.
17:54Oh, ooh.
17:55Let me tell y'all.
17:56I don't give a damn who come year after year.
17:59Can't nobody beat my bitch.
18:01And she is the official Meme Queen.
18:03Anybody else come after her, I'll whoop y'all ass.
18:06That's why I got this moo moo on, bitch.
18:09Try it.
18:10Try it.
18:11Try it, America.
18:13Try it.
18:14Try it.
18:15These slides come out fast.
18:18Bitch.
18:20They come out fast.
18:21I'll go down for that one, bitch.
18:23Aww.
18:24All right.
18:25Now.
18:30Oh my God.
18:31Slide over.
18:32Thank you to all who have shared my memes over the years.
18:35I'm so honored.
18:36And I just be myself and look what I got.
18:40Huh.
18:41But thank y'all.
18:42Yes.
18:43Thank you, Kennedy, for this.
18:44Yes.
18:45And the world.
18:48You're my sister.
18:49Of course I couldn't leave you out, bitch.
18:51Me and my sister never fought.
18:53My dee da da.
18:55Me and you was half a heart.
18:58My dee da da.
19:00Nothing but death.
19:01Nothing but death can keep me from it.
19:03Keep me from it.
19:04Right.
19:05All my life I had to fight.
19:07Right.
19:09I had to suck.
19:10I had to fight.
19:11Right.
19:12Suck and fight.
19:13She said, what?
19:14What?
19:15She said, why?
19:16Right.
19:19The best gay bar in a red state award.
19:23To all the bars and queens working in red states, keeping drag alive.
19:29Now listen.
19:30Yes.
19:31It's not easy.
19:32But you know, we have to stay focused and continue in our journey of shedding light, laughter and
19:40love.
19:41And I pick a beautiful club in San Antonio that baby they have shows Tuesday through Sunday.
19:51And that club is the Pegasus in San Antonio, Texas.
19:56Yes.
19:57Yes.
19:58Thank you for your hard work and giving girls work to pay their cable bills.
20:02Yes.
20:03It's an absolutely fabulous bar.
20:05So we love you, Pegasus.
20:08And we'll be sending your award via Instagram.
20:13Yeah.
20:14And the final award, the best queen of 2025.
20:22And now we're going to give our final award for the best queen of 2025.
20:28This queen has outshined every queen this year.
20:32And the award goes to my sister, my best friend, Miss Kennedy Davenport.
20:38Oh, no.
20:41Me?
20:42Not me.
20:43Oh, my goodness.
20:46It is so true.
20:49I have outshined you bitches.
20:51And I, you know, I take this award very seriously.
20:56Cause I work like a doll.
20:58She danced her ass off.
21:00All the way to the top.
21:05She had did that on stages and stages and did it.
21:10And to all the haters that thought I could not do it, bitch, look at me now.
21:15Because one thing about it and two things for sure, bitch, you can't whoop me.
21:20And yes, I outshined all of y'all and y'all can't tell me nothing.
21:24Yeah, yeah.
21:26I won this and it was for me.
21:28Yeah, she won.
21:29Come on.
21:30Let me tell you another thing.
21:31Uh-uh.
21:32Come on.
21:33Let me tell you another thing.
21:34And I won this cause I what?
21:35I shined you.
21:36Yeah, come on.
21:37And baby.
21:38It's all right.
21:39Come on, sister.
21:40Let me go.
21:41Come on, sister.
21:42And another thing.
21:43You got them.
21:44And stop.
21:45And house etiquette.
21:46Remember, bitch.
21:47Yeah.
21:48And I shined the rest.
21:49You did.
21:50That's why I got the final award.
21:51Yeah, we gotta go.
21:52Thank you opportunity.
21:53We'll see y'all next year.
21:54Come on, sister.
21:55It's all right.
21:56Let me pray.
21:57Act the full girl.
21:59Okay.
22:00That's it for the 2025 Kennedy Davenport Center of Honors.
22:04I'm Alexis Mateo.
22:06That thing is Jasmine.
22:07And that horrible one is Kennedy Davenport.
22:10So, B-Y-E.
22:11Bye, bitches.
22:12Go, man.
22:13Stop.
22:14Hey, man.
22:15Hey, man.
22:16Yeah.
22:17Yeah, you're welcome.
22:18Hey, man.
22:19See you tomorrow.
22:20Hey.
22:21Hey, man.
22:22Hey, man.
22:23Hey, man.
22:24Hey, man.
22:25Hey, man.
22:27Hey, man.
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