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00:009 Hilariously Awful Kidz Bop Songs You Won't Believe Got Made
00:049. Jennifer Lopez, I'm Real
00:08On Kidz Bop 2, I'm Real loses its bite.
00:12Sanitized delivery turns lively swagger into lifeless musical taxidermy.
00:178. Frozen, Let It Go
00:19Appearing on Kidz Bop 26, this redundant cover exacerbated Frozen fatigue,
00:26offering nothing kids didn't already have.
00:287. Evanescence, Bring Me To Life
00:32On Kidz Bop 4, chirpy delivery flattens Evanescence's darkness,
00:37resembling an awkward school rehearsal, missing emotional weight entirely.
00:426. Sae, Gangnam Style
00:45On Kidz Bop 23, unnecessary sanitizing of mostly Korean lyrics yields nonsense English lines,
00:52showcasing corporate overthinking at its silliest.
00:557. Shop Boys, Party Like A Rockstar
00:59Kidz Bop 13's opener spawned the joking IQ Challenge, proving sanitized swagger drains,
01:06meaning an amplifies cringe massively.
01:098. Kesha, Tik Tok
01:12On Ultimate Hits, Tik Tok swaps whiskey for packing, deletes lines, yet nightlife themes remain glaringly
01:19inappropriate anyway.
01:209. Macklemore and Ryan Lewis, Thrift Shop
01:24Released on Kidz Bop 24, hilariously sanitized lines like Rock Some Tags create accidental fun
01:31through inventive censorship.
01:3210. Megan Trainor, All About That Baize
01:37On Kidz Bop 27, at its couldn't sanitize body celebration themes, around 1.30 the discomfort becomes
01:44unmistakable.
01:4510. Brittany Spears, Toxic
01:50On Kidz Bop 6, Toxic kept mature themes nearly intact, leaving kids singing about addiction.
01:5611. Parents cringed
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