00:02I'm actually, Snavely, being of sound mind and body, to hereby bequeath the following.
00:08To my wife, Rose, who spent money like there was no tomorrow, I leave $100 and a calendar.
00:15To my sons, Rodney and Victor, who spent every dime I ever gave them on fancy cars and fast
00:22women, I leave $50 in dimes.
00:25To my business partner, Jules, whose only motto was spent, spent, spent, I leave nothing,
00:32nothing, nothing.
00:35And to my other friends and relatives who also never learned the value of a dollar, I leave
00:40a dollar.
00:42Finally, to my nephew, Harold, who oft times said, a penny saved is a penny earned, and who
00:48also oft times said, gee, Uncle Max, it sure pays to own a Volkswagen.
00:53I leave my entire fortune of $100 billion.
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