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00:00I hate California. I want to go to the East Coast.
00:05I want to go where culture is, like New York.
00:07How in the world did I raise such a smile?
00:08Or at least Connecticut or New Hampshire, where writers live in the woods.
00:11Get into those schools anyway.
00:12Mom!
00:13You should just go to City College.
00:14You know, with your work ethic, just go to City College, and then to jail,
00:17and then back to City College, and then maybe you'd learn to pull yourself up
00:20and not expect everybody to do everything!
00:23Lady Bird, is that your given name?
00:26Yeah.
00:27Why is it in quotes?
00:28I gave it to myself.
00:29It's given to me by me.
00:31Lady Bird always says that she lives on the wrong side of the tracks,
00:33but I always thought that there was like a metaphor.
00:35But there are actual train tracks.
00:38What she did was very baller.
00:40It was very anarchist.
00:41Put the magazine back!
00:44She has a big heart.
00:45Your mom.
00:46She's warm, but she's also kind of scary.
00:48You can't be scary and warm.
00:49I think you can. Your mom is.
00:52So, you're not interested in any Catholic colleges?
00:55No way.
00:56I'm in schools like Yale, but not Yale because I probably couldn't get in.
00:59You definitely couldn't get in.
01:04Does mom hate me?
01:05If you're tired, we can sit down.
01:06I'm not tired.
01:07You were dragging your feet.
01:08You are so infuriating.
01:09Will you stop yelling?
01:10I'm not yelling.
01:11Oh, it's perfect.
01:12Do you love it?
01:13You both have such strong personalities.
01:21When is a normal time to have sex?
01:24You're having sex.
01:26I'm ready.
01:27I just wanted it to be special.
01:29Why?
01:30You're gonna have so much unspecial sex in your life.
01:33We're afraid that we will never escape our past.
01:37Whatever we give you, it's never enough.
01:39It's never enough.
01:40It is enough.
01:41We're afraid of what the future will bring.
01:44We're afraid we won't be loved.
01:46You can't do anything unless you're the center of attention.
01:50We won't be liked.
01:51Yeah, well, you know your mom's tits, they're totally fake.
01:54She made one bad decision at 19.
01:56Two bad decisions.
01:57And we won't succeed.
01:59I want you to be the very best version of yourself that you can be.
02:09What if this is the best version?
02:17What I'd really like is to be on Math Olympiad.
02:19But math isn't something you're terribly strong in.
02:21That we know of yet.
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