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00:00:00You
00:05:00Who's awake?
00:05:02Who is so handsome?
00:05:06Who's awake?
00:05:14Who is so handsome?
00:05:16Who is so handsome?
00:05:23Shh.
00:05:26Our daddy is still sleeping.
00:05:28We don't wanna wake him up.
00:05:30We know how grumpy he gets if he wakes up ahead of time.
00:05:34Oh, my little treasure.
00:05:38Do you know...
00:05:40Who is so handsome?
00:05:42Who is so handsome?
00:05:44This is a good one.
00:05:46It's so handsome.
00:05:48I don't want to know.
00:05:50Oh, my God.
00:06:20I don't know.
00:06:50I don't know.
00:07:20Babe, I want you to meet someone.
00:07:30See? Nothing. She just sits there. Not a word.
00:07:41Good afternoon, Claire. My name is Monica.
00:07:45She's here to help, Claire.
00:07:46Tell me, is it more convenient for you to come to my office?
00:07:55Well, would you rather have sessions here?
00:08:02Okay. Then I'm going to come here. Would you like that?
00:08:06It's not necessary for us to discuss anything you don't want to talk about, you know?
00:08:15I'll just come here and spend time with you. Okay?
00:08:21Great. And how about we start today?
00:08:26So you can take us?
00:08:28Yes.
00:08:28Oh, thank you.
00:08:29It's fine.
00:08:30All right. Uh, please.
00:08:40Claire, do you want Eric to stay with us?
00:08:51Eric, you have to leave.
00:08:52It's family therapy.
00:08:55Well, the whole family's here.
00:08:56You heard her wishes.
00:08:58No, I didn't.
00:09:00I haven't heard a thing.
00:09:02That's not going to work.
00:09:03We won't get any positive results.
00:09:07Claire, why don't you talk to me?
00:09:08Please, why don't you talk to me?
00:09:10Eric, you should...
00:09:10Tell me...
00:09:10No, I shouldn't.
00:09:11Eric!
00:09:12This is Claire's time.
00:09:13If you want a session, you should schedule an appointment.
00:09:15Fine.
00:09:27Quite a temper.
00:09:32Is he abusing you?
00:09:38So, did you ask for me?
00:09:41No.
00:09:43I see.
00:09:45What's there?
00:09:50It's your case.
00:09:54It's so big already.
00:09:57No, this one's your medical.
00:10:00May I?
00:10:09Do you want to talk?
00:10:14I do.
00:10:15About this?
00:10:18No.
00:10:24About your mom?
00:10:26No.
00:10:30What about your husband?
00:10:34He just can't stand the silent treatment.
00:10:36No.
00:10:37I do.
00:10:37I don't know.
00:11:07I don't know.
00:11:37I don't know.
00:12:07I don't know.
00:12:37I don't know.
00:13:07I don't know.
00:13:37I don't know if a hair is mine or not.
00:13:40This is so stupid.
00:13:42I don't even know how to ask this question properly.
00:13:46In conclusion, I will only say that I found someone else's hair in Eric's bag and that he is cheating on me.
00:13:55Mom, I know what you're going to say, and please don't, okay?
00:13:58I already caught him lying to me several times.
00:14:02What lies, you ask?
00:14:03Well, I will tell you.
00:14:04First of all, he spends three nights a week at the gym, and second of all, he keeps having these dinners with clients which I'm not even invited to.
00:14:16No, of course, he spends every night in our bed, but still, something is happening, and I know it.
00:14:25I mean, I can feel it.
00:14:28They say that a woman knows when her man is betraying her.
00:14:31Mom, did you feel this way with Dad?
00:14:36Well, why didn't you ever tell me?
00:14:39Well, if you told me, maybe I would...
00:14:41Yes, I don't know what I would have done.
00:14:49But who knows?
00:14:51Maybe it would help.
00:14:55Mom, why didn't you...
00:14:57Hello, this is Mary Clarks.
00:15:26Please leave me a message after the tone, and I'll call you back as soon as possible.
00:15:30Oh, and if this is Claire, don't worry.
00:15:33I'm fine.
00:15:34I'm probably just asleep.
00:15:37You're right.
00:15:39I just screwed myself up again.
00:15:42I...
00:15:43The hair just seemed darker.
00:15:47Call me when you wake up.
00:15:49Please.
00:15:54I...
00:15:54I had another bad dream.
00:15:56I ran, and I ran, and...
00:16:00My boy cried.
00:16:03And he cried.
00:16:08And then the cries got louder.
00:16:11And I couldn't find him.
00:16:16I lost him.
00:16:17I...
00:16:18I don't know where I put him.
00:16:24And now I'm getting closer.
00:16:29But he's nowhere to be found.
00:16:30I...
00:16:44I'm here.
00:16:47So, let's go.
00:17:17We can get to the end of the day.
00:17:21We can get to the end of the day.
00:17:25We can get to the end of the day.
00:17:30So I have to wait for the end of the day.
00:17:35The end of the day has been a bit.
00:17:40This is a very nice day.
00:17:45All right.
00:18:15All right.
00:18:45All right.
00:19:13Are we celebrating something today?
00:19:15How could I forget?
00:19:20Oh.
00:19:21Whoa.
00:19:22God, look at you.
00:19:23You look amazing.
00:19:25Wow.
00:19:26Let's take a look.
00:19:27Hold on, hold on.
00:19:27What is going on?
00:19:33Why don't we just skip the main course?
00:19:35We'll go right for dessert.
00:19:36No, we should enjoy it fully.
00:19:38Oh, okay.
00:19:40And how long have you been enjoying it fully without me?
00:19:43Sit.
00:19:44Okay.
00:19:44Oh, my God.
00:19:46Whoo.
00:19:47I actually just got done with dinner, but how much can you eat when you're talking the whole
00:19:53time, right?
00:19:55Do not spoil the atmosphere.
00:19:57How was your day?
00:20:08Good.
00:20:10How was your day?
00:20:15Fantastic.
00:20:16So let's have a drink.
00:20:24Let's drink.
00:20:24What happened?
00:20:40What happened?
00:20:44Any ideas?
00:20:45What day is today?
00:20:52Thursday?
00:20:53No, I mean, what day is today?
00:20:56It's March 26th.
00:21:07Something wrong?
00:21:12Look at me.
00:21:13Look at me.
00:21:19What exactly are you celebrating?
00:21:21Why just me?
00:21:24Wait.
00:21:24No, I am not celebrating this with you.
00:21:30No, no, no, no, no.
00:21:31No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:21:33Don't go, don't go, don't go.
00:21:34Please, please, please, I'm sorry.
00:21:35I'm sorry, I didn't mean it.
00:21:38I'll be better.
00:21:39I'll be better.
00:21:40Okay.
00:21:44Do you want to call Monica?
00:21:46Okay, we'll call Monica.
00:21:48Okay.
00:21:48Do you want to call Monica?
00:21:49I don't know.
00:22:19It's too early, I'm just fixing your pillow.
00:22:47Hmm.
00:23:17It's too early, it's too early.
00:23:29It's too early, it's too early.
00:23:41It's too early.
00:24:03It's too early.
00:24:15Are you asleep?
00:24:40Are you asleep?
00:24:54Could respond, you know?
00:24:57It was a very difficult day.
00:25:00As every day.
00:25:02We've got to pay the bills somehow, don't we?
00:25:15I missed you.
00:25:25And you?
00:25:30Of course I missed you.
00:25:42How was your day?
00:25:44Fine.
00:25:46Well, you said it was difficult.
00:25:49Yeah.
00:25:50Like every day.
00:25:53I want you.
00:26:06I'm so tired, babe.
00:26:09Please.
00:26:10I really want you.
00:26:13I'm all sweaty and smelly.
00:26:15Just really take a shower before we do this.
00:26:17In the morning.
00:26:18If I'm a shower, it'll only take a couple minutes.
00:26:21Come on.
00:26:22What's this do in the morning?
00:26:28I'm so relaxed right now.
00:26:30Well, I love you and I don't care if you're sweaty.
00:26:35That's bad.
00:26:36Come on, babe.
00:26:40Tomorrow.
00:26:41Well, you're always in a hurry to leave me in the mornings.
00:26:53You're always in a hurry to leave me.
00:26:57That's not fair.
00:26:59Okay?
00:27:00I'm working for two here.
00:27:02What do you want from me?
00:27:04You want me to go back to work?
00:27:09That would be nice, you know?
00:27:12Your place is still your place.
00:27:14Did you contact them?
00:27:24Your boss called me.
00:27:26He just wanted to check up and see how things were.
00:27:28He wanted to see how you were feeling, okay?
00:27:30And?
00:27:32I told them, kid, you were feeling, uh, better.
00:27:47Better?
00:27:48So you think that I feel better?
00:27:52I don't know.
00:27:53I'm just ready.
00:27:54Just ready to go back to work.
00:27:56I don't know.
00:27:57I just thought it would be nice for you to get out of the house, you know?
00:28:00And get your mind off of...
00:28:02So I should just forget about everything?
00:28:04As if nothing happened, right?
00:28:06I don't know.
00:28:07Do as you see fit, okay?
00:28:10No.
00:28:11No, you tell me.
00:28:13You tell me what I need to do.
00:28:15You know better.
00:28:16I want to go to sleep.
00:28:18Okay?
00:28:19Okay?
00:28:20And you're not understanding what I'm saying.
00:28:22So please, just lie down.
00:28:36How can you be okay?
00:28:42How can you be okay?
00:28:44How can you be so insensitive that we can't even share a word about it?
00:28:58About what, Claire?
00:29:00Huh?
00:29:01Because there's an unbearable amount of hits going on right now.
00:29:05God, we need to live a normal life and not in a fucking cemetery.
00:29:09We need to live a normal life, Claire.
00:29:13I love you.
00:29:15And the only reason I haven't grabbed my shit and left is because of that.
00:29:19But?
00:29:20But what?
00:29:21Huh?
00:29:22Say it.
00:29:23But what?
00:29:24But what?
00:29:25You went an entire month, an entire month without talking to me.
00:29:28And not a fucking single word, Claire.
00:29:30You didn't say anything.
00:29:31And I thought, I thought that was horrible.
00:29:34I thought that was so bad.
00:29:35But now, look at this.
00:29:36Look at this.
00:29:37You're constantly talking.
00:29:39Even in your sleep.
00:29:41And at work, you're calling me.
00:29:42And you're calling me every 15 minutes, Claire.
00:29:45And if I don't answer right away, you're texting me.
00:29:48And if I don't answer that, you call again.
00:29:50And I don't know, I don't know how long you can do this to me.
00:29:55I don't know how long you can do this to me because I need some fucking peace.
00:29:59Okay?
00:30:00I need some peace in my own home, Claire.
00:30:03Fuck!
00:30:04I am not a clown.
00:30:08Do I look like a fucking clown?
00:30:10I am not a clown!
00:30:11I am not some fucking monkey that's gonna jump when you say jump!
00:30:16I don't do that!
00:30:18It's either talk or fuck with you.
00:30:22Huh?
00:30:23You either want to talk or you want to fuck and it's not even good!
00:30:27Look at me!
00:30:28I'm fucking tired!
00:30:31And I'm going to sleep on the fucking couch!
00:30:34I'm going to sleep on the fucking couch!
00:31:04Hello, this is Mary Clarks.
00:31:18Please leave me a message after the tone and I'll call you back as soon as possible.
00:31:22Oh, and if this is Claire, don't worry.
00:31:24I'm fine.
00:31:25I'm probably just asleep.
00:31:27I told you, this is it.
00:31:30Yes!
00:31:32No, please, please, Mom.
00:31:35Tell me, how can I save my marriage?
00:31:41Well, what can you tell me?
00:31:43You couldn't make it work with Dad.
00:31:48You don't want me to be happy.
00:31:55I'm sorry.
00:31:57I'm sorry.
00:31:59Yeah.
00:32:01No, you're right.
00:32:02You're right.
00:32:03You're right.
00:32:04A woman should always be a woman.
00:32:08Yeah.
00:32:09You would ever want this.
00:32:14You're right.
00:32:15You're right.
00:32:16You're right.
00:32:17You're right.
00:32:18You're right.
00:32:19I'm sorry.
00:32:20You're right.
00:32:21I want this.
00:32:23Hush, my love.
00:32:45It's your mommy.
00:32:47Mommy remembers you.
00:32:49Mommy loves you.
00:32:53Mommy loves your daddy, and there is no way that we can lose him.
00:33:23I don't know why you don't just go with me.
00:33:51And how exactly do you think I'm going to do that?
00:33:54Well, you would go upstairs and get ready quickly, and we'd go.
00:34:01Preferably using our feet.
00:34:04Come on, you're out every evening.
00:34:07Well, you like this body, don't you?
00:34:12Yes.
00:34:13Yeah?
00:34:13Uh, seriously, I don't know how you do it.
00:34:19You're here all day by yourself?
00:34:22Come on, let's train together.
00:34:24I have so much to do.
00:34:26Oh, yeah?
00:34:27Think what?
00:34:30Why don't you just take me out on a date?
00:34:34We're married.
00:34:36I don't have to do that anymore.
00:34:38I'm kidding.
00:34:39Baby.
00:34:39Baby, baby, exactly, baby.
00:34:42What about that?
00:34:45What about that?
00:34:50Nothing.
00:34:50I had a few bad days.
00:34:52It's fine.
00:34:57Okay?
00:34:59Hey.
00:35:03I love you.
00:35:07Really?
00:35:09I swear on my abs.
00:35:13All six of them.
00:35:15Go.
00:35:19You sure?
00:35:20Yes.
00:35:21All right.
00:35:21Go.
00:35:23Hey, wait.
00:35:24Hey.
00:35:25Um, I read an article that we can bring intimacy back into our relationship if you just carry me to bed every night.
00:35:33Where did you hear that?
00:35:43Go.
00:35:45Okay, baby.
00:35:46I'm gonna carry you.
00:35:47You get ready.
00:35:48I'm gonna carry you.
00:36:02I don't know.
00:36:03I don't know.
00:36:05You're gonna try.
00:36:05What do you see?
00:36:27It's obvious.
00:36:30The woman?
00:36:32The woman?
00:36:35A free woman?
00:36:38Who is a free woman for you?
00:36:42Do you feel like a free woman, Monica?
00:36:46I could say that.
00:36:48But?
00:36:50There is no but.
00:36:52Then I envy you.
00:36:57Don't you feel free?
00:37:01I felt like that before.
00:37:06Years later, here I am.
00:37:12Scared.
00:37:16Hopeless.
00:37:19Useless.
00:37:21I wouldn't use those words.
00:37:23Then what words would you use?
00:37:30Let's see.
00:37:32Tired.
00:37:34Confused.
00:37:36And, um...
00:37:38I only feel pity for myself.
00:37:43You know I only have you.
00:37:47I mean...
00:37:50There's only you.
00:37:53For me.
00:37:55I don't have anybody else.
00:38:07Pathetic.
00:38:11You named the qualities which, as you believe, belong to you now.
00:38:14What about before?
00:38:18Oh, I was fearless.
00:38:20Full of life.
00:38:24And love.
00:38:26Do you love your husband?
00:38:29Of course I love my husband.
00:38:32But I can't give my love to him alone.
00:38:34I'm alone.
00:38:38Who else?
00:38:45If I were free...
00:38:47as before...
00:38:50I wouldn't suppress my...
00:38:53desires.
00:38:54I wouldn't...
00:39:01Ignore my impulses.
00:39:08That's not right.
00:39:10I don't care.
00:39:14There's a connection between us.
00:39:18I can feel it.
00:39:20Why did you decide to take my case?
00:39:23Why did you come here?
00:39:26Why did you come here?
00:39:50Claire?
00:39:56Claire?
00:39:58Claire, do you hear me?
00:40:00Hm?
00:40:03To show you how free I am.
00:40:07You wanted to show me something?
00:40:10What?
00:40:12You left our conversation and you mumbled about wanting to show me something.
00:40:17Never mind.
00:40:20Why did you take my case?
00:40:23I took your case because I wanted to be close to you.
00:40:26I agreed to come here because I wanted us to be alone.
00:40:30Because I wanted to help you.
00:40:33Not that.
00:40:35Because I knew I could help you.
00:40:40Why did you agree to come here?
00:40:43Because you refused to come to my office.
00:40:46No. No.
00:40:49Who else should you give your love to?
00:40:51Do you want a coffee?
00:40:53Claire, we're not done here.
00:40:55I want to stop now.
00:40:57Who else should you give your love to?
00:41:02I'm tired.
00:41:04Who else, Claire?
00:41:06This needs to be said.
00:41:07I want you to leave my house.
00:41:11We're finished for today.
00:41:12We're finished for today.
00:41:13We're finished for today.
00:41:14no.
00:41:20No...
00:41:22You know you can trust me, right?
00:41:37What are you doing here?
00:41:40Are you all right?
00:41:41Come, Sid.
00:41:43You shouldn't be here.
00:41:45Get out of here.
00:41:46Calm down.
00:41:48Get out, or I'll call the police.
00:41:52Oh, hey.
00:42:01How was today?
00:42:02We need to talk.
00:42:04Okay, yeah, let's just come inside.
00:42:06No, listen.
00:42:07Your wife is losing the boundaries of reality.
00:42:22No, you're not listening to me.
00:42:30Do you think I'm joking?
00:42:31No, I don't think you're joking.
00:42:33Okay, I just, I don't think that this is critical.
00:42:38You know, things just started getting better.
00:42:40This is a problem, and it's not going to get solved by ignoring it.
00:42:45If you don't see it, it doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
00:42:48You've completely stepped aside.
00:42:50It's not right.
00:42:52Why did you stop keeping the diary?
00:42:54Well, that's why she has the meetings with you.
00:42:56No, look, I can't keep coming here anymore.
00:42:58Why?
00:42:59It only fuels her disease.
00:43:01She feels too comfortable at home.
00:43:03You need to come to my office, and you must bring her in person.
00:43:07In this setting, she assumes that I'm her friend.
00:43:10Okay, so what's wrong with that?
00:43:12She's creating a trusting relationship with her therapist, right?
00:43:15I'm not her friend.
00:43:17She's my patient.
00:43:18He's so cute.
00:43:41He's literally the most beautiful baby in the world.
00:43:44Mom, how can he ignore him?
00:43:50I don't understand.
00:43:56You're right.
00:43:57Parental instinct does happen much later in men.
00:44:01He just needs to spend more time with the kid.
00:44:04Babe, home.
00:44:05Okay, I love you.
00:44:06I gotta go.
00:44:07Bye.
00:44:10Hey.
00:44:10Hey.
00:44:11Hey.
00:44:12What are you doing in there?
00:44:14Oh.
00:44:16Mm-hmm.
00:44:22Mm.
00:44:24Mm.
00:44:27Someone said I'm a mood.
00:44:29You hungry?
00:44:32I eat already.
00:44:35Oh.
00:44:36I didn't know there was going to be food.
00:44:39Well, now there's always going to be food.
00:44:42Oh, okay.
00:44:43You go change.
00:44:45Okay.
00:44:46And I'm going to bring us some wine and cheese.
00:44:48Wine and cheese?
00:44:50Mm-hmm.
00:44:50Okay.
00:44:53Wow.
00:44:54Yeah.
00:44:55Mm-hmm.
00:44:59Wine and cheese.
00:45:00Hey, you want to watch something?
00:45:07Sure.
00:45:08Yeah, just something light.
00:45:12You know, I've been thinking for a while that I don't need therapy anymore.
00:45:18Really?
00:45:20Yeah, I feel much better.
00:45:22What does Monica have to say about it?
00:45:26Who cares?
00:45:29I feel great.
00:45:33Besides, she's not going to let me go.
00:45:34It's probably just a money thing.
00:45:38Red?
00:45:39Of course.
00:45:41Since when?
00:45:41Um, it was on sale.
00:45:48That's my girl.
00:45:49Oh, careful, careful.
00:45:50So, um, I got a call from the funeral home.
00:46:06Hmm.
00:46:07They said they didn't receive last month's check.
00:46:09Did you?
00:46:10Did you send it?
00:46:10Oh, my God, I'm so clumsy.
00:46:13I, oh, Jesus.
00:46:14Oh, I probably just forgot.
00:46:17Can you just do it for me?
00:46:20Claire, this is really your responsibility.
00:46:22Please.
00:46:23Just do it for me, okay?
00:46:26You know I'm not good with numbers.
00:46:30You're in financing.
00:46:31What do you mean?
00:46:35Claire.
00:46:37Claire.
00:46:40What did she say?
00:47:02Your mom was there.
00:47:03She, she, she couldn't stay to the end because she felt so bad.
00:47:06You're lying.
00:47:06Claire, and, and, and, and soon she.
00:47:09No.
00:47:09Claire, your boss was there, okay?
00:47:13He showed up and he gave you time off so you'd get a hold of yourself.
00:47:17Fuck.
00:47:18Fuck.
00:47:48Leave already. I'm all right.
00:48:14Oh, God.
00:48:15Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.
00:48:20Forgive me.
00:48:25I didn't want that.
00:48:29I didn't want that.
00:48:33Oh, my God.
00:48:35It's just everything to me.
00:48:36I didn't do it on purpose.
00:48:47Oh, my God.
00:48:53He's wrong.
00:48:55He's wrong.
00:48:56I didn't want it at first, but I thought maybe it was just too early.
00:49:04Oh, God.
00:49:06Oh, my God.
00:49:07Forgive me.
00:49:08Oh, our Father, who art in heaven.
00:49:26Hallowed be thy name, thy kingdom come, thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven.
00:49:34Oh, my God.
00:49:39Give us this.
00:49:40Give us this day our daily bread.
00:49:52And forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us.
00:49:56Let's do something nicer.
00:50:03Let's do something nicer.
00:50:03Oh, my God.
00:50:33Hey, come on, what are you doing?
00:50:35You need to stop running around the house and sit.
00:50:38I spend all day in this chair.
00:50:40Yeah, you look great in it. You can have it.
00:50:43All right.
00:50:45Hi.
00:50:46Look at you. You're glowing.
00:50:48How's my baby, huh?
00:50:50How's my little guy? You okay in there?
00:50:55He's gonna be able to reply soon.
00:50:57Yeah, it's gonna be a little while before you can understand what we're saying.
00:51:03Oh, mama.
00:51:08Pretty soon.
00:51:14So close.
00:51:15You can't be scared.
00:51:16I can be scared.
00:51:18I read an article yesterday.
00:51:20Actually, what do you think? Where do birth pains score on the list?
00:51:24What?
00:51:25The list.
00:51:26Yeah.
00:51:28They score number two. Guess what number one is?
00:51:31What?
00:51:32What?
00:51:33The pain you feel when your limbs are severed by a bomb.
00:51:36Mm-hmm.
00:51:37Oh, my God.
00:51:38And I have to go through this.
00:51:39Oh, my God.
00:51:40Yeah.
00:51:41Ah.
00:51:42Oh.
00:51:43Oh.
00:51:44Oh.
00:51:45What?
00:51:46Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just kicking. Just kicking.
00:51:47Just kicking?
00:51:48He's kicking?
00:51:49Oh, yeah.
00:51:50Kick again, buddy.
00:51:51Kick for daddy!
00:51:52Come on!
00:51:53Stop screaming.
00:51:55Let me get on the floor.
00:51:58He kicks more when I'm laying down.
00:52:00All right.
00:52:01Let's get in here.
00:52:02Oh, my baby.
00:52:03Here we go.
00:52:04Easy.
00:52:05Let me get the dress.
00:52:07Oh, my God.
00:52:08I am so ready.
00:52:09Mm-hmm.
00:52:10Ready, ready, ready.
00:52:11Oh.
00:52:12Ugh, severed limbs or not.
00:52:13I got you.
00:52:14I'm ready.
00:52:15Okay.
00:52:16Okay.
00:52:17Easy, easy.
00:52:18Watch your head on the desk.
00:52:19Give me this.
00:52:20You good?
00:52:21Okay, yeah, yeah.
00:52:22Good, okay.
00:52:23Okay.
00:52:24Okay.
00:52:25Stay.
00:52:26Okay?
00:52:27Oh, here we are.
00:52:31There we go.
00:52:33All right.
00:52:34Okay.
00:52:35There we go.
00:52:36Oh.
00:52:37That's it.
00:52:38That's the spot.
00:52:39So, what did you do?
00:52:40Oh, what did I do?
00:52:41What?
00:52:42What did you do?
00:52:44Oh, no.
00:52:45I didn't do, I was, uh, nothing.
00:52:47Please.
00:52:48No.
00:52:49That's my little secret.
00:52:50You're not gonna know.
00:52:51I'll tell you if you want.
00:52:53Okay.
00:52:54I got you a t-shirt that says best dad ever.
00:52:57Oh, jeez.
00:52:58That you can wear when you go walking with the boy.
00:53:00That's very sweet of you, but a little bit too soon.
00:53:03Oh, yeah.
00:53:04Yeah, you're right.
00:53:05Especially since you said you wouldn't change any diapers.
00:53:09No.
00:53:10No, I just think that that's, there's a person for that that we can pay.
00:53:13That's more qualified to deal with that.
00:53:15You're joking, right?
00:53:17Absolutely not.
00:53:18I will-
00:53:19But you said, we agreed.
00:53:20No.
00:53:21Mm-mm.
00:53:22No.
00:53:23Signed, nothing.
00:53:24I-
00:53:25The dad has to take part.
00:53:27Okay.
00:53:28Okay.
00:53:29I will change one diaper per week.
00:53:33No!
00:53:34What if I have to go somewhere and you have to be alone with the kid?
00:53:38He's just gonna sit in a stinky diaper?
00:53:40Okay.
00:53:41Well, first of all, where are you going?
00:53:42And second, why are you leaving us?
00:53:44Well, maybe I have to do my nails.
00:53:47Actually, yeah.
00:53:49I'm gonna do my nails.
00:53:51Oh, the nails.
00:53:52Okay.
00:53:53Okay.
00:53:54Easy peasy.
00:53:55That takes an hour.
00:53:56Tops, I can let him sit.
00:53:57Hands and feet.
00:53:58Okay.
00:53:59Plus the traffic.
00:54:00And I'm gonna need a coffee.
00:54:02Oh.
00:54:03That's like three to four hours at least.
00:54:04Okay, fine.
00:54:05I will change him while you're gone for that one time.
00:54:09No, no, no.
00:54:11Fine.
00:54:14I will change all the diapers.
00:54:16You don't get it, do you?
00:54:18You're gonna fall in love with your son when you see him.
00:54:21I know.
00:54:22And his poops are gonna smell like roses to you.
00:54:27You're exaggerating.
00:54:30No poop smells like roses.
00:54:32Look, I'm voluntarily agreeing to go through this pain.
00:54:36So you can change half of the diapers.
00:54:39Fun fact, that pain?
00:54:42Orgasms.
00:54:43Yeah.
00:54:44When you're going to birth, all of the endorphins, they act up.
00:54:48And those are orgasms.
00:54:51But the contractions are covering them up.
00:54:54So you don't realize it.
00:54:56You just feel pain.
00:54:57So, I mean, that's why the baby and the mom, like,
00:55:00have such a good connection after birth.
00:55:03Yeah, I'm jealous.
00:55:05Because I'm just gonna be in the hallway,
00:55:07pacing back and forth, waiting for this to all be over,
00:55:11banging my head against the wall.
00:55:13What?
00:55:14The hallway?
00:55:15Yeah, where else would I be?
00:55:17You're gonna be in the room with me.
00:55:19What?
00:55:20Yeah.
00:55:21I need you to hold my hand.
00:55:23Hold my leg.
00:55:25Seriously?
00:55:26Help me push.
00:55:27Oh, God.
00:55:37Oh, shit.
00:55:39Oh, don't.
00:55:40That's not funny.
00:55:41I don't want to.
00:55:42No.
00:55:43Ah, don't do that.
00:55:44Oh.
00:55:45Come on.
00:55:46I want to have sex with my husband after that.
00:55:48I want you to have sex with your husband after that.
00:55:49I want you to have sex with your husband after that.
00:55:51All right, help me up.
00:55:52Are we having sex right now?
00:55:53I can't stay in one position for too long.
00:55:54Come on.
00:55:55Okay.
00:55:56Yeah, let's do this.
00:55:57Here.
00:55:58Oh.
00:55:59Oh.
00:56:00Oh.
00:56:01Oh.
00:56:02Oh.
00:56:03Oh.
00:56:04Oh.
00:56:05Oh.
00:56:06Oh.
00:56:07Oh.
00:56:08Oh.
00:56:09Oh.
00:56:10Oh.
00:56:11Oh.
00:56:12Oh.
00:56:13Oh.
00:56:14Oh.
00:56:15Oh.
00:56:16Oh.
00:56:17Oh.
00:56:18Oh.
00:56:19Oh.
00:56:20Oh.
00:56:21All right.
00:56:22Oh, God.
00:56:23Okay.
00:56:24I got you.
00:56:25I got you.
00:56:26All right.
00:56:27Okay.
00:56:28Here we go, yeah?
00:56:29Yep.
00:56:30All right.
00:56:31You know, you're gonna fight me for the right to change the diaper.
00:56:32Oh, yeah?
00:56:33Yeah.
00:56:34Oh, that's a fight I am willing to lose.
00:56:36Here we go.
00:56:37Do I look like a goddess?
00:56:39You...
00:56:40You kidding me?
00:56:41Yes, of course.
00:56:42I feel like a goddess.
00:56:43I need goddess.
00:56:44Goddess of gods.
00:56:45That's why I like this dress.
00:56:47This dress is amazing.
00:56:48All right.
00:56:49Okay.
00:56:50Twirl.
00:56:51Bloop.
00:56:52Hold.
00:56:53I got you.
00:56:54I got you.
00:56:55And dip.
00:56:56Oh, you're so light.
00:56:58Okay.
00:56:59Yeah.
00:57:00You're the lightest pregnancy baby ever.
00:57:04Here we go.
00:57:05Oh.
00:57:06Huh?
00:57:07Oh, baby.
00:57:08And feet.
00:57:09Okay.
00:57:10The feet.
00:57:11The feet.
00:57:12The beautiful feet.
00:57:13Okay.
00:57:14Here we go.
00:57:15Oh, baby.
00:57:16What?
00:57:17I want to eat now.
00:57:18Oh, of course.
00:57:19What would you like to eat?
00:57:22Mmm.
00:57:23I want ice cream.
00:57:24That is a good choice.
00:57:26Mm-hmm.
00:57:27I second that.
00:57:28Ice cream coming up.
00:57:29Mm-hmm.
00:57:30Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:57:35Yes, madame?
00:57:36And a sausage.
00:57:38Sausage.
00:57:39Do we have any ice cream that tastes like sausage?
00:57:44No.
00:57:47But I will scoop out some ice cream and instead of chocolate chips, I'll put a sausage.
00:57:53Deal?
00:57:56No.
00:57:57Keep it separate.
00:57:58I hear and I obey.
00:58:00Coming up.
00:58:02Oh, no....
00:58:03I didn't even notice many of my hardria chips..
00:58:08Yeah.
00:58:10Okay, no.
00:58:12We don't have any ice cream...
00:58:13Oh, no.
00:58:14I justãy.
00:58:15I can't deliver a small hockey chair whose place is by buying takim animes and selling very cannabis.
00:58:18Okay?
00:58:19Oh, no.
00:58:21Oh, I want some human ice cream and chocolate chips, who haven't some Susch BBQ miss.
00:58:23There's not some money depending on your одной ice cream on earth.
01:01:35Honey.
01:01:37What are you doing?
01:01:39Seriously, they're writing this for some kind of genius or something.
01:01:43I mean, I literally don't understand any of it.
01:01:45Can you help me?
01:01:47I, uh...
01:01:49Here, see, right there is this piece.
01:02:04This has three holes, but this has three holes, but this has three holes and that has five holes.
01:02:09Claire, we, we, we put the crib away several months ago.
01:02:13Why did you bring it back out?
01:02:14Claire, why did you bring it back out?
01:02:20Claire, why did you bring it back out?
01:02:22Claire, why did you bring it back out?
01:02:23Our baby's gonna be home soon.
01:02:25And we have to be ready.
01:02:27Look, if you don't want to help me, I'll just handle it myself.
01:02:33Okay?
01:02:34Okay?
01:02:35Okay?
01:02:37What did you do?
01:02:38We lost our kid.
01:02:40What did you say?
01:02:43I can't, I can't do this.
01:02:50You just, you, you, you...
01:02:51What did you say?
01:02:52Doctor, please.
01:02:53I can't do this, you just, you, you, you...
01:02:55What did you say, you bastard?
01:02:57Have you already buried our child?
01:02:58Stop it!
01:02:59We buried him together.
01:03:00What kind of father are you?
01:03:01We buried him together.
01:03:02It was a small ceremony, Claire.
01:03:03It was the smallest coffin I've ever seen in my life.
01:03:05No.
01:03:06No.
01:03:07Your mom was there.
01:03:08She, she, she didn't stay to the end because she, she couldn't do it.
01:03:11That's for you.
01:03:12What did you say?
01:03:13Doctor, please.
01:03:14I can't do this.
01:03:15You just, you, you.
01:03:16What did you say?
01:03:17I can't do this.
01:03:18You just, you, you...
01:03:19You just...
01:03:20You didn't take it.
01:03:21You're lying.
01:03:22Yeah, and then soon, soon she...
01:03:24Clara, you were sitting right next to me the whole time,
01:03:27and you didn't make a sound.
01:03:28No, you're lying.
01:03:29Your boss showed up.
01:03:31Your boss was there, and he gave you some time off
01:03:34so you could collect your... your things
01:03:36and get a hold of yourself.
01:03:40No.
01:03:41Yes, yes! I thank people for coming!
01:03:43No. No!
01:03:45No!
01:03:47There were some complications.
01:03:49And the doctor needed to keep him for a checkup,
01:03:53and the hospital's gonna call any moment, any moment,
01:03:56and they're gonna give him back to us,
01:03:58and they're gonna call, and we have to be ready.
01:04:01Okay?
01:04:02We're such silly heads.
01:04:04We left everything to the last minute.
01:04:08Why doesn't he have a name?
01:04:16What is his name, Clara?
01:04:18How old is he?
01:04:30Eight months.
01:04:31Eight months ago, we lost our kid, Clara.
01:04:33It was March 26, our due gate.
01:04:35We were already headed to the hospital,
01:04:36but you wanted to run upstairs and take a shower,
01:04:38and you did.
01:04:39And you know what? You tripped.
01:04:40You tripped.
01:04:41You tripped on the belt of your robe.
01:04:42And you fell on your belly, Clara.
01:04:43You fell hard.
01:04:44We didn't know what to do.
01:04:46And so we rushed you to the hospital,
01:04:47but the surgeons couldn't find a heartbeat.
01:04:49They gave you a shot.
01:04:51They gave you a shot.
01:04:52And you had the baby.
01:04:54And he was dead.
01:04:55No.
01:04:56Our baby is dead.
01:04:57Our baby is dead.
01:04:58Our baby is dead.
01:04:59No.
01:05:01No.
01:05:02My baby.
01:05:04Oh, God.
01:05:05Oh, my boy.
01:05:06My boy.
01:05:07My boy.
01:05:08Oh.
01:05:09I can't.
01:05:10I can't.
01:05:11I can't.
01:05:12I can't.
01:05:13I can't.
01:05:14I can't.
01:05:15I can't.
01:05:16I can't.
01:05:17I can't.
01:05:18I can't.
01:05:19I can't.
01:05:20I can't.
01:05:21I can't.
01:05:22I can't.
01:05:23I can't.
01:05:24I can't.
01:05:25I can't.
01:05:26I paid you to do this.
01:05:27So you fucking do it.
01:05:28You need to remind her every day, okay?
01:05:29Every day.
01:05:30I'm okay.
01:05:42What?
01:05:43What?
01:05:44What?
01:06:04Yeah.
01:06:08Yeah.
01:06:12Oh, God.
01:06:42Oh, God.
01:07:12Oh, God.
01:07:42Oh, God.
01:08:12Oh, God.
01:08:43It was fun.
01:08:47Hey, how are my girls?
01:08:49How is she?
01:09:01You tell me.
01:09:02It's going to get better.
01:09:04Oh, so you'll take us?
01:09:19Yes.
01:09:20What does Monica have to say about it?
01:09:22Hey.
01:09:23Do you want to call Monica?
01:09:24My girls.
01:09:26That was my baby, too!
01:09:28Oh, God.
01:09:29Oh, my God.
01:09:31Oh, my God.
01:09:36Oh, my God.
01:09:49Of course.
01:10:16No, I killed our baby.
01:10:19Oh, because I didn't want to stink when giving birth.
01:10:30This is unforgivable.
01:10:35Is it right to forgive me?
01:10:41Do you hear me?
01:10:43I'll never forgive myself, ever.
01:10:59Monica would never make these cuts of mistakes.
01:11:01Bitch!
01:11:14This is how you wanted to help me.
01:11:17This is how you wanted to solve my problems with Eric.
01:11:20Simply by stealing my husband.
01:11:35And here I'm thinking, why is he pushing me to go back to work so hard?
01:11:38What did I do to you?
01:11:46We were fine before you came into this house.
01:11:54Where are you going?
01:11:55Me!
01:11:55Me!
01:11:56Oh, my God.
01:12:26Oh, my God.
01:12:56It's time to wake up, baby.
01:13:10I have an idea.
01:13:12Let's spend the entire day together.
01:13:14Eric's phone.
01:13:23He's gonna need a sick day.
01:13:26Yeah, he's not feeling well.
01:13:27Actually, he's gonna need several days.
01:13:33Yeah, I don't want him to spread his infection around the office.
01:13:37I'll let you know how he is.
01:13:39Okay. Bye.
01:13:40This is gonna be the vacation that we needed.
01:13:47Hello, this is Mary Clark.
01:13:48We'll even get to go to the park.
01:13:51The whole family.
01:13:53Let me just talk to Mom, okay?
01:13:57Mom.
01:13:58We're picking you up in 30 minutes.
01:13:59We're going to the park.
01:14:01It's gonna be awesome.
01:14:02Okay, be ready.
01:14:05I love you.
01:14:06Bye.
01:14:07Bye.
01:14:08Bye.
01:14:09Bye.
01:14:10Bye.
01:14:10Bye.
01:14:11Bye.
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