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00:01:30Here Radio Palermo, various news, the constituent assembly elected after those days of plenary session as provisional head of the Republic, the Neapolitan jurist and politician Enrico De Nicola,
00:01:55According to a financial scholar, since the Allied landing to today, the value of the lira has increased at least 20 times, while the increase in the cost of living is calculated at 2781, in 1946, in 2020.
00:02:09You know that the Allies had to bring women from the continent, because here in Sicily they couldn't find any attractive women.
00:02:18Also because the ones who were there got married.
00:02:21Oh, how it burns!
00:02:27Hot tea in the summer, we had to endure a war and an American landing to discover something so hygienic and so refined.
00:02:34But tea is one without English, it is the English who, well, English or American always allies are.
00:02:40Since I was a girl, always the same, two days a month in bed.
00:02:45It only happens to fine women, me too.
00:02:48I have to stay there for five days.
00:02:49You should go to my new gynecologist, he's so good.
00:02:53Ah, I'm not changing mine, he never stops visiting me.
00:02:57Yesterday he told me, beautiful, very beautiful, inside and out.
00:03:01He told me I won't be able to have children.
00:03:03That's a pretty lucky rabbit.
00:03:05Why not use that American system?
00:03:07It's called diaphragm.
00:03:08Oh, it scares me to put something inside that...
00:03:11Oh, it makes her feel weird to put something in that...
00:03:14It's up to him how he thinks.
00:03:17What are you doing, you little homage?
00:03:30You're crazy, I was looking for a book.
00:03:31And ligaments, common vertebral ones, if they have to in...
00:03:37Anterior longitudinal ligament and posterior longitudinal ligament.
00:03:42Anterior longitudinal ligament and posterior longitudinal ligament.
00:03:47Jesus, Jesus, don't sing!
00:03:49But he who sings does not sin!
00:03:51Shut up!
00:03:51Oh, Jesus, Jesus!
00:03:53Nini, Nini, where are you?
00:03:57Hey, exit!
00:03:58Be careful with mine, it's a pass!
00:04:01Eh!
00:04:01Nini, where are you?
00:04:03Nini, mommy can't hear us!
00:04:06But why does that whore Lisa persist in writing to him?
00:04:10I would never have brought her into the world if I imagined she would marry a Tezzano cattle herder!
00:04:14Oh, in America!
00:04:16I know, I know, Pippino, I shouldn't do this.
00:04:19But every time you write me a letter I feel bad.
00:04:22You know how much it cost me to become a baroness, all my efforts.
00:04:26More than a baroness, she's the mother-in-law of a Tezzano cattle herder.
00:04:29This is what that one did to me.
00:04:30Nini, Nini, come on, your little mummy is taking a bath!
00:04:36Big cat lion.
00:04:37Nini, what are you doing?
00:04:47Nothing, why?
00:04:48Like nothing, I smoke.
00:04:50Oh yes, I smoke.
00:04:52Well, the deputy is now taken.
00:04:53Nini!
00:04:55The bathroom is getting cold!
00:04:57But where did he go?
00:04:59Nini!
00:04:59Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
00:05:00You didn't get burned!
00:05:02Nini! Nothing, nothing, you're already dead.
00:05:05But where are you hiding?
00:05:06Play it!
00:05:09Do you know I'm writing you a poem?
00:05:11A poem, for me?
00:05:12Yes.
00:05:13Nini!
00:05:14Nini!
00:05:14So you can spend Sunday at church, okay?
00:05:16Yes, hello!
00:05:17I'm coming mommy!
00:05:18She threw herself voluptuously onto the bed.
00:05:22His hand went up to unglue her panties,
00:05:28dipping your fingers into the dark forest.
00:05:31She let out a moan of pleasure.
00:05:36Marously.
00:05:36I found myself once again in the lost straight road.
00:05:39Do you know I have to study?
00:05:41Of course I know.
00:05:42If you studied before, you wouldn't have gone in October.
00:05:44I'm always alone, I'm bored at home.
00:05:46But you've changed.
00:05:47I grew 5 centimeters and lost almost 2 kilos.
00:05:51If you keep going like this, it won't get any bad.
00:05:53Did I really say that?
00:05:54I would like to become beautiful.
00:05:56I wish I had breasts like that.
00:05:57Ah, that's it, that's too much.
00:05:59Well, like this.
00:06:00There, that's fine.
00:06:02And you?
00:06:03Me what?
00:06:04What would you like to be when you grow up?
00:06:06I'm already big.
00:06:07I'm practically a man.
00:06:08Make yourself heard.
00:06:10Idiot, I just wanted to hear, you know the beard.
00:06:12But stop it, of course I have it.
00:06:13I don't feel it.
00:06:14Of course, I did it last week.
00:06:17You know it.
00:06:20It's not true, you can't see it.
00:06:22Idiot, yes.
00:06:23How much do you have?
00:06:23And why can't you see it?
00:06:25Because I still dress like a little girl.
00:06:27You're the first man I've ever made feel this to.
00:06:30You make me feel it down there.
00:06:33Jesus, the lover will slap you.
00:06:36How it was, how it was.
00:06:39Hurry up, Carmela.
00:06:40Jesus, Jesus, why are you trembling?
00:06:43But don't they ever hurt you?
00:06:44And if I wasn't a pincher, then you want to explain to me what it was?
00:06:46It's something I always do with Carmela.
00:06:50Now you raise your hand and I'll raise mine.
00:06:52Agatha, where are you?
00:06:54Where have you gotten yourself into?
00:06:55Well, hello.
00:06:57Who knows when we'll see each other again.
00:06:58What a heartbreak.
00:07:00Having an older brother.
00:07:01Hello, Agatha.
00:07:02I'm coming, Ugo.
00:07:03I was saying goodbye to Enzo.
00:07:04Thanks for visiting.
00:07:06Say hello to dad for me.
00:07:08What a cousin.
00:07:09Jesus, Jesus, he melted, lion.
00:07:24Now the baronello is being eaten.
00:07:30Wow, this lion is more aggressive than a tiger.
00:07:33I disturb.
00:07:34Of course, I was studying like a born maybe.
00:07:37You know my mother has it in for you, for your family, old and roaring.
00:07:41He doesn't want you to hang out.
00:07:42And you don't hang out with me.
00:07:43And he says that until a few years ago you were in trouble.
00:07:46Ultimately, it's also true.
00:07:48Stay away, Baron.
00:07:49But I need you.
00:07:50I come to ask you to write me a love poem.
00:07:53Right away, beautiful.
00:07:54Do you go to school or not?
00:07:55Then you write the poem.
00:07:57But I go to the priests.
00:07:59I know nothing about profane love.
00:08:00So what are you going to promise, stupid?
00:08:02I'll pay for a love poem.
00:08:04Come on, come on.
00:08:05Then I'll kill myself.
00:08:08It will be decorated with the sea in the distance.
00:08:10Accapi.
00:08:12And you.
00:08:13Accapi.
00:08:15Lemon-eyed Virgin.
00:08:16Virgo, but that's not a dirty word.
00:08:20Lemon-eyed Virgin.
00:08:23Accapi.
00:08:23Run to your, head, glass room.
00:08:28To dream.
00:08:30To dream of me, who, at the end, dream of you.
00:08:35End.
00:08:38Beautiful, but we're sure it's about love.
00:08:40And why not?
00:08:43God a little.
00:08:44Have you ever looked at yourself naked in the mirror?
00:08:45Maybe, maybe tomorrow he will come in
00:08:51Your happiness
00:08:57And happiness
00:09:03Your happiness
00:09:08Nilla Pizzi is sidelined
00:09:09The winner of the 1951 Sanremo Festival
00:09:13We are now broadcasting the regional news
00:09:17Here it is, I knew it.
00:09:20But you have one time you find him studying
00:09:22But where will the whole day go?
00:09:24Around
00:09:25Young people go around
00:09:27Quick, quick
00:09:28Wake up, hurry up!
00:09:29You too, set yourselves free
00:09:31We should have organized ourselves better.
00:09:33Damn, you are so handsome
00:09:37How are the years passing, young master?
00:09:39It's complicated to do it standing up
00:09:41Force
00:09:42Enzo
00:09:42Enzino
00:09:47Enzo, where are you?
00:09:54What's up here?
00:09:58There is?
00:09:59Hi Gesuina, I'm Agata
00:10:00What? What are you?
00:10:04Agate
00:10:05Jesus, Jesus, how you've grown
00:10:08And where is Enzo?
00:10:09But what do I know?
00:10:11At school, he will be at school
00:10:24I had imagined it
00:10:41A much more affectionate meeting
00:10:42When did you arrive?
00:10:44This morning
00:10:45And I ran right here, did you see?
00:10:47But do you realize it?
00:10:48How long has it been since we saw each other?
00:10:49A century
00:10:50How are you finding Turin?
00:10:51As
00:10:51What do you expect from a city without orange trees?
00:10:53We're only here because Ugo has to graduate.
00:10:56But we would leave again immediately
00:10:58Too bad, I'm sorry
00:11:00Too bad yes
00:11:02But what's wrong with you?
00:11:08You've become more beautiful
00:11:10But you were nicer before
00:11:13Hey, I'm talking to you
00:11:14Oh, you don't throw pillows at my head, you know?
00:11:18As?
00:11:19So you don't like playing with me anymore?
00:11:22To begin with, I've never played with you.
00:11:24Instead yes, you don't remember it anymore
00:11:26Stupid, you messed up my hair
00:11:29You were so disheveled before too.
00:11:31And you were dazed
00:11:32Tell me why you were so crazy?
00:11:35If I weren't a child I would have the answer
00:11:37What do you think?
00:11:38Do you mean you just made love?
00:11:45But really?
00:11:47You do it in the afternoon too
00:11:48With who?
00:11:51With Jesus Jesus?
00:11:53Or with Carmela?
00:11:55You make crazy speeches
00:11:57But in the meantime I'm right
00:11:58All the gentlemen do it during the day with the maid
00:12:00It seems that at night it is too difficult
00:12:03Baron Leotta
00:12:05I saw Ninì's uncle
00:12:07Standing
00:12:08You know, I didn't know you could do it standing up too?
00:12:13It can be done in a thousand ways if for this
00:12:14Thousand?
00:12:18Do you want to know anyone?
00:12:20You know that the baroness interned Ninì in Catania
00:12:23At the Salesian college
00:12:24They say she did it so she can rest easy about sexual problems.
00:12:28Let's imagine
00:12:29At Christmas Ninì always sends me a poetic love poem
00:12:33I don't know
00:12:35You know it
00:12:36It has developed
00:12:39It turned out the way you wanted it, huh?
00:12:41Oh well not really
00:12:42Carmela has it big
00:12:44At least double
00:12:46Tell me, is Carmela good?
00:12:49It's not women who are good or bad
00:12:51It all depends on us humans
00:12:54I'm very good at purring
00:12:57Oh yeah?
00:12:59RON
00:12:59I'm so sorry to leave again
00:13:22You know
00:13:22But there you will have around
00:13:26Lots of kids?
00:13:28No, not many.
00:13:29When my father retires
00:13:32I will be twenty years old
00:13:33So what?
00:13:39So what?
00:13:42So what?
00:13:43We will come back to live here
00:13:49And we two will be great
00:13:51Seriously
00:13:51So what?
00:13:56So what?
00:13:58To begin with
00:13:59I'm going to cut these damn braids
00:14:02Said and done
00:14:07Well done Miss Agata
00:14:09You have to follow fashion
00:14:11Helium?
00:14:13Make their bridge fail
00:14:15So with lots of curls in front
00:14:17I commend myself to you
00:14:18I don't understand why you cut them off
00:14:20Agate
00:14:20I?
00:14:21Me without long hair
00:14:22I would feel like saying
00:14:23Naked
00:14:24Naked
00:14:24Would I feel?
00:14:26How do I understand it?
00:14:27In my opinion, he did well.
00:14:29With this cut it is much more modern
00:14:32More casual
00:14:33But it's a question of modesty
00:14:35And it knows about those internal modesty
00:14:37That we women must have
00:14:38What is inner modesty?
00:14:41And how does it feel to be without panties?
00:14:44How do I understand you, Mr. Honourable?
00:14:46No, young girl
00:14:48My husband is the Honorable
00:14:49Honorable is not a noble title dear
00:14:51And I say it with pride
00:14:53Today as today
00:14:55Being honorable is much more important
00:14:57Let's say we are barons
00:14:59Do you understand me?
00:15:02How stupid
00:15:03He doesn't even know what he's saying
00:15:04You should have seen what effect it had in Turin instead
00:15:06When I said I was engaged to a Sicilian baron
00:15:09You can't imagine it
00:15:10Fiancée?
00:15:12You?
00:15:12Hand
00:15:13I was just saying that for fun.
00:15:14But that doesn't mean it won't become true
00:15:16No?
00:15:16But go on
00:15:16He still thinks of me and scuderi
00:15:18I'll tell you that he knew me
00:15:19He didn't give me
00:15:19Since I was a child
00:15:20There was a river
00:15:22You know that the Baroness
00:15:23His Nini
00:15:24He gave him a big gift
00:15:25For the classical high school diploma
00:15:27Oh yeah?
00:15:29And what gift?
00:15:30Classical high school diploma
00:15:31He bought it for her
00:15:32And you want to bet that in a few years
00:15:34The little baron's mother
00:15:36Is he also giving him a degree?
00:15:37Um
00:15:38That one is really going strong
00:15:39My dear Ugo
00:15:40Oh figure
00:15:41Do you remember?
00:15:42Remember that the nobles are finished
00:15:43Dead
00:15:44Caputti
00:15:44And those who are still there
00:15:46They are all calibrated
00:15:46Impotent and syphilitic
00:15:48Health to all
00:15:49Mr. Baron Scuderi
00:15:50Oh Nini
00:15:51But look
00:15:52We were just talking about you with Ugo.
00:15:53It was said that
00:15:54Hello Nini
00:15:54Dear Ugo
00:15:55I'm happy to find you again
00:15:57I really want to see Agata again
00:15:58Please, Mr. Baron.
00:15:59Thank you
00:15:59I'm sitting down
00:16:00Look here
00:16:01The question
00:16:02Would you marry a non-virgin girl?
00:16:0460% of those questioned answered never
00:16:0720% responded
00:16:10Depends
00:16:11Fools
00:16:1215% answered no
00:16:14And if it happened to me I would strangle her
00:16:16Damn
00:16:17And the remaining 5%?
00:16:19They will be gay
00:16:20And no
00:16:21Why the question was asked in Sicily
00:16:23And there are no faggots here.
00:16:24Virginity is
00:16:25And it remains a duty for women
00:16:26And it's a right for man
00:16:28Nice concept baron
00:16:29Long live democracy!
00:16:30And the fact is that you don't understand anything
00:16:32Girls who arrive at the wedding as virgins
00:16:35They are the most dangerous
00:16:36They expect to earn after
00:16:39The time they wasted before
00:16:40Think carefully about whether it is worth marrying a virgin or not.
00:16:43It's complicated
00:16:44Instead it's simple
00:16:45You just need to know how to choose the right woman
00:16:46Yes
00:16:47It's like looking for a needle in a haystack
00:16:49Baron
00:16:50What cut do you want?
00:16:51High shade
00:16:52Listen to me
00:16:53I'm here for this
00:16:54Thank you
00:16:54Nini
00:17:00Nini where are you?
00:17:02Pink world
00:17:05You are life to me
00:17:08Pink world
00:17:11Ready?
00:17:15Is Agatha here please?
00:17:16The telephone
00:17:20It's for you
00:17:21Thanks Ugo
00:17:23Ready?
00:17:27Who is?
00:17:28Nini
00:17:28No, I didn't recognize the voice.
00:17:31It gives me great pleasure to hear from you
00:17:33Now this is a nice surprise
00:17:35No I didn't know you were back
00:17:38Good morning, Colonel Uncle
00:17:47How is it going?
00:17:48And how should it go?
00:17:49At rest
00:17:50At rest
00:17:51Only the leaders make a career
00:17:53Yes
00:17:56Certain
00:18:03Now I don't move anymore
00:18:06You too, right?
00:18:08I'm done wandering around
00:18:10Closed
00:18:11No
00:18:14Lord I thank you
00:18:16For making me such a beautiful cousin
00:18:18It's so good
00:18:20But of course I want to see you
00:18:22Kind to the barons
00:18:23And rude with cousins
00:18:24Oh a party
00:18:27A party at your house
00:18:28You are dressing up because you have thrown your tunic at the Urtine
00:18:30But go on
00:18:31Ah, you weren't a seminarian.
00:18:34Well in this case
00:18:35Angelica with the strangers
00:18:37She's devilish with her relatives
00:18:39But you know how it is, coming here alone is quite problematic for me.
00:18:43But he comes with Ugo, with Enzo, with whoever you want
00:18:45Witch
00:18:46Just come
00:18:46You can't miss this party
00:18:48So you say you're coming with Enzo?
00:18:50It's an idea
00:18:51But what happened to my dear little cousin?
00:18:53Do you know anything about it?
00:18:54Enough
00:18:54How come you haven't seen it yet?
00:18:56He's having fun
00:18:57Women, champagne
00:18:58Morbidly attracted to sin
00:19:01And what do you want?
00:19:02Every family has its cross, right?
00:19:04But no Agatha
00:19:05What did you understand?
00:19:06You shouldn't be ashamed of having a cousin like him.
00:19:08But he took it as it is
00:19:09The baron of my balls is good
00:19:11Nothing, nothing, Nini, it's nothing
00:19:13So see you at the party
00:19:14What a stinking, stinking, wretched man
00:19:17I find you in great shape
00:19:18Everything is ruined
00:19:20He ruined what?
00:19:24Nothing Ugo
00:19:24We were there, we were saying goodbye
00:19:27Right Agatha?
00:19:27That's right, it's true
00:19:28After a long time
00:19:29Accessible to the cold
00:19:31Oh you know, Nini Scuderici invited people to her party
00:19:34Wouldn't you tell me you're interested in cultivating that decadent nobleman?
00:19:37Why not?
00:19:38Today we need to focus more on the solid
00:19:41Old privileges fall
00:19:42If you want to get married, find a wedding ring
00:19:44That's the future
00:19:45He's a good guy
00:19:46A horn
00:19:47The day I decide to get married
00:19:49It will only be for a love match, you understand?
00:19:51Idiot
00:19:51Look at me with young stockings
00:19:53All calculated, rational
00:19:55Is she beautiful?
00:19:56There is no need
00:19:56Is he noble?
00:19:57These days it doesn't matter anymore
00:19:59Is she rich?
00:20:00This one yes
00:20:00Very rich
00:20:02Everything is running smoothly like a Swiss watch.
00:20:04Stop it, you disgust me
00:20:06Rosa, mundà
00:20:09I want to fuck with you
00:20:12The more I touch you, the more
00:20:13You turn me on
00:20:14Rosa, mundà
00:20:15Mom, can't you see I'm in the bathroom?
00:20:18Who is ashamed of their mother?
00:20:19Sooner or later the mother cheats
00:20:21Come on, let me wash your star
00:20:22I don't want mommy
00:20:23And what is this?
00:20:26A mom phone
00:20:27And what does a telephone have to do with a bathtub?
00:20:30It's for making phone calls, right?
00:20:32In the bathtub?
00:20:32Eh
00:20:32Are you crazy?
00:20:34But do you know or not that Baron Leotta burned to death in the bathtub with the current?
00:20:38It was God's justice
00:20:40He was communicating with the classroom
00:20:42And instead I was confessing it was inter-municipal
00:20:44It's all that unfortunate Lisa's fault.
00:20:47These are the American things she's been teaching you since she returned to Italy.
00:20:51The one about your sister's inciente
00:20:53That little whore
00:20:54Were you talking about me, mommy?
00:20:55Were you talking about me, mommy?
00:20:56Joe!
00:20:57Come on!
00:20:58In this house you hem too much
00:21:00You are a guest in this house
00:21:02And since you are also divorced you have no right to criticize me and not call me mami
00:21:06Listen, if you want to let someone else sit down, please go ahead, I'm naked here anyway.
00:21:09Look, I just wanted the phone because I have to call talla if my ex son
00:21:14The phone is for me, I make better and cheaper calls, priority
00:21:17What a shame since they invented that damn phone
00:21:21The nobleman no longer knows how to keep his distance
00:21:24And now my little cherub will take a bath with his little doll
00:21:33Mom, when I wash myself I don't want to be touched
00:21:36But once you always wanted it
00:21:37Once he was a child, now just a man
00:21:39But what a man is, let's not exaggerate
00:21:42I'm not exaggerating.
00:21:45A man
00:21:45A man?
00:21:51Cheeky!
00:22:09A man is a man!
00:22:15I'm glad to hear it
00:22:42You've changed, Nini, it's incredible how different you've become
00:22:47Yes, the shell has changed, but the heart hasn't.
00:22:50Intelligence, class, these are the things I appreciate in a woman.
00:22:58Men are usually so crude, but you're different.
00:23:03Oh, our young Baroness, let me introduce you to my husband.
00:23:14Baron?
00:23:16No, for goodness sake, my husband is just honorable
00:23:19My dear little Baroness, being honorable is not a movable title, unfortunately.
00:23:24Unfortunately
00:23:24My ex-husband is neither a baron nor an honorable
00:23:28But he has some muscles
00:23:30Well, it's a fact that when it comes to muscles and biceps, Americans have nothing to say.
00:23:34They are Greek statues, pagan deities
00:23:38And Michelangelesque giants, am I right?
00:23:47Girl, look at that little bitch Lisa
00:23:49He drinks like a truck driver
00:23:51Lisa, what are you saying, come on, it's splendid
00:23:54And Nini, from all that confidence to that
00:23:57But they are kids, let them live
00:23:59Nini is the whole portrait of her father
00:24:02Do you know how many things he did before getting married?
00:24:05You know very well what I did to frame him.
00:24:09Eh, I know
00:24:10Hoci, hoci, hoci, hoci
00:24:32Hoci, hoci, hoci
00:24:40Hoci, hoci, hoci
00:25:10Failed burglary, patience
00:25:18If you are nice to me I won't report you
00:25:22I have a collection of guns in my room
00:25:27There are very few Italians who can afford a divorced woman
00:25:32What does deflowered mean?
00:25:36She's free
00:25:38Practical, right?
00:25:40Let's check right away
00:25:42I'm going to get some champagne
00:25:58I'll be yours soon
00:25:59It's a matter of a moment
00:26:01Look, your dress is torn
00:26:11Oh my God!
00:26:12Here, shall I accompany you upstairs?
00:26:14No, no, I'll do it
00:26:14You do the honor of the cases
00:26:16Yes, I'll be right back
00:26:17Mama
00:26:20Come dear
00:26:24And you, always fried
00:26:25Good Coca-Cola
00:26:26Listen, listen to your grandmother
00:26:28Grandma Gretzka, you bastard
00:26:30And I, idiot, who believed you
00:26:33But what's the matter with you?
00:26:35You've gone crazy
00:26:36It makes me want to hug you
00:26:38Hug you
00:26:41As
00:26:42Yes, that's right.
00:26:43Listen, little cousin
00:26:45Explain something to me
00:26:46Why are you acting so stupid with that idiot Nini?
00:26:50Maybe because we idiots understand each other
00:26:52If you put it that way
00:26:54And then
00:26:55What do you have to do with it?
00:26:56Center
00:26:57Center how?
00:26:58First because I'm your cousin
00:27:00So I'm almost your brother
00:27:02Here you are
00:27:03About brothers
00:27:04Ugo doesn't help me with Nini
00:27:06So you should be the one to...
00:27:08To what?
00:27:10To give me a hand
00:27:11I'll gladly give you a hand, dear cousin.
00:27:16And I'll give it to you right there again, you understand?
00:27:23You're starting
00:27:24John, where is your mother?
00:27:49In my room show my guns to some
00:27:52Shit
00:27:52Shit
00:27:53Shit
00:27:53Shit
00:27:53Are you crazy?
00:27:56Certain words are not said
00:27:57Asshole
00:27:59Enzo
00:28:01But where are you running to?
00:28:03Don't run away
00:28:05Fragalato
00:28:05Come, come
00:28:07I've been watching you all afternoon.
00:28:13You look like a caged lion
00:28:15Cigarette
00:28:17Thanks, yes
00:28:19And do you know what a caged lion has to do?
00:28:26Choose
00:28:27Or break the cage
00:28:31Or become a philosopher lion
00:28:34Well, in both cases.
00:28:37You have to be strong
00:28:39No
00:28:39In one case you have to be strong
00:28:42In the other you have to be intelligent
00:28:44What do you choose?
00:28:46I think I'm a big fool
00:28:51And do you know why I am, Fragalato?
00:28:55Because of a girl
00:28:57Oh
00:28:57I let it slip away
00:29:01It doesn't get any more stupid than this
00:29:02Well, I think we all have weird problems.
00:29:06Take me
00:29:07Do you know what my dilemma is right now?
00:29:10No
00:29:11That with old people I feel too young
00:29:14And with young people I feel too old
00:29:17But what do you want?
00:29:23Women are what they are
00:29:24It would be too long
00:29:25Yes, how and when I fell in love
00:29:27And maybe we don't understand them
00:29:28Listen, what's up?
00:29:30If I'm a cousin
00:29:30You have to convince Agatha that I
00:29:32But why don't you tell him yourself?
00:29:34But I've been trying to make him understand for eight years.
00:29:36If you don't notice it
00:29:37And here if you want to vote it's the only mess
00:29:41You polea, go
00:29:42Let's hurry, okay?
00:29:43It's complete
00:29:48The girls are all busy
00:29:50Come back again
00:29:51You can't
00:29:51Come on, madam.
00:29:52Madam, but I'm Raffaele
00:29:54Let's go get some treatment, okay?
00:29:56That this is a serious house
00:29:57So what?
00:29:57And what do you do?
00:30:00What are you?
00:30:00In the meantime let's go
00:30:01Admonishing, go
00:30:02Now that they're going home
00:30:04And to think that at this hour in Paris
00:30:06Boys
00:30:07I can't even stay in Paris
00:30:08And that's fine in peace
00:30:09And it doesn't take him long to do anything
00:30:11You didn't have a sister
00:30:13What are you saying?
00:30:13What are you saying?
00:30:13You're all messed up
00:30:14And then I'd like your sister
00:30:15So you kneaded them
00:30:16So, Ugo
00:30:22Let her take care of everything
00:30:23Listen to me
00:30:24Hello, sir.
00:30:25Have a good trip, love
00:30:26What do I do for the election campaign?
00:30:29And we'll fix it when I return from Rome
00:30:31All right
00:30:31At the station
00:30:33Go
00:30:34And then there's the mom problem
00:30:38He's already had a stroke
00:30:39When Lisa married the American
00:30:40Enzo
00:30:40Nenè, wait a moment
00:30:42Mom, yes I know
00:30:43That I should marry one of my rank
00:30:45But do you realize?
00:30:47Come
00:30:47Enter another
00:30:48Here, Amonì
00:30:49Let's go
00:30:49Amonì, lose your faith
00:30:52Amonì, manè
00:30:52Always at work, eh
00:30:53What do you want to do?
00:30:54Stride forward
00:30:55Make yourself comfortable
00:30:56Ah, thank goodness
00:31:01At least we'll come here for free
00:31:03Well yes
00:31:04Thank you
00:31:06Oh, thanks
00:31:07Guys, don't cause any trouble, Aga
00:31:11I'm from home here
00:31:11What if he dies?
00:31:14Eh, thanks
00:31:14Eh, I know
00:31:15Oh, look
00:31:18Look at what cute guys there are on the walls
00:31:19Oh, yes
00:31:20Look, look
00:31:22Good evening, guys.
00:31:26Good evening
00:31:27Eh, I can't wait for summer to come
00:31:30The heat is more congenial to me
00:31:33My body is getting tired
00:31:35Believe me, don't tell me too much
00:31:37You came out on the ground
00:31:38Comfortable, comfortable
00:31:41Oh, I'm sorry
00:31:45She stained her dress
00:31:46Rosalia, bring me a wet cloth
00:31:48No, sir, no
00:31:48What a mess
00:31:49Come here and I'll take care of it
00:31:50The bulk of it needs to be removed immediately.
00:31:52As
00:31:53Here you are
00:31:56As
00:31:57But what is it that grieves us?
00:32:03That's it
00:32:07Thank you
00:32:09Now you can't see anything anymore
00:32:14Thank you
00:32:15A little more and I had the orgasm
00:32:17But it happens
00:32:18You're tearing your pants
00:32:19She graduated
00:32:21Real?
00:32:22But what is the stuff like?
00:32:36My little girl
00:32:36Listen to this music I have with me
00:32:39Tell me if you want to dance it
00:32:41If I want her there with me
00:32:43Excellent, prices
00:32:44Forgetting
00:32:45Forget
00:32:48Rhythm
00:32:50Rhythm
00:32:51All you need is a piano
00:32:53You put some and throw it up
00:32:56A little bit of a pair
00:32:57It is undetectable
00:32:59Turn
00:32:59Turn
00:33:00Turn this more heart
00:33:01It also turns the same
00:33:03Feel without you
00:33:05For a long time
00:33:07That I was looking for a way
00:33:08To dance
00:33:09But I never found
00:33:11The way
00:33:11Of wanting me
00:33:12Then shake
00:33:13Ripa ripa ripa ripa
00:33:15Ripa ripa ripa ripa
00:33:17Ripa ripa ripa
00:33:18Ripa ripa ripa ripa
00:33:18Come with dance
00:33:48Come, come and see my husband's campaign poster.
00:33:56Come on
00:33:56Well but if we leave it in her hands and she destroys it
00:34:06Then he should be dead already
00:34:08Ugo is at home here
00:34:09But there are friends
00:34:12I don't give a damn about your friends
00:34:14But let's take it easy
00:34:15But what a plan, when you make love, you make love
00:34:18Oh, come home
00:34:20Blessed of Gaudenzio, blessed of Cyril
00:34:23Picciotti, I'd like to see how Ugo is doing.
00:34:25But the husband is an honorable Catholic
00:34:28An arche, like an arche
00:34:29Damn guys
00:34:31Blessed by a calocero, blessed by an Elfidio
00:34:34He sings like a fool
00:34:37Who is that?
00:34:38But no, Agata, she's your cousin, you don't know.
00:34:40Neni, do you know that in your family you're always the last to know things?
00:34:45Like the Ricano, the San Pietro stitch, the San Francesco stitch
00:34:48The Cefalu point
00:34:48Ria
00:34:49A dead woman
00:34:50Boys
00:34:51Boys
00:34:52You arrive late, the show is over
00:34:54But no, but no, come, come
00:34:57There's room for everyone
00:34:58That's how things are
00:35:00He wanted to do the right thing
00:35:01Come on guys, who is the forest?
00:35:04Here is the male, there is the experience, madam
00:35:07But who are you doing?
00:35:09There's a loaf of bread here, eh
00:35:10A little something, please.
00:35:11But what...
00:35:24But what...
00:35:25What happens?
00:35:37I feel like I'm competing
00:35:38Violent and shocking
00:35:40Like the legs
00:35:40What are they doing?
00:35:44Photo or not?
00:35:45But what the fuck do you want to do too?
00:35:56Blessed Don Eleuterio
00:35:58Blessed Don Terribio
00:36:00Blessed Don Petronio
00:36:01Blessed Don Geroncio
00:36:03Blessed Don Serapione
00:36:05What good guys
00:36:33You are just one better than the other
00:36:37I, I'm very private, right?
00:36:40And Rosalia too
00:36:41And such a dear girl
00:36:43He deserves a little fun every now and then, doesn't he?
00:36:46Well, if I go to vote
00:36:47Let's go
00:36:48Ugo, goodbye
00:36:50Axes
00:36:51Good morning, have a good day
00:36:53It was a real pleasure, thank you
00:36:57Goodbye, thank you
00:36:58Lady
00:36:59Until we meet again
00:37:00Goodbye
00:37:02Thanks for the lovely evening
00:37:04But nothing, it seems to you
00:37:05Every now and then I have a family outing
00:37:07They're also nice, aren't they?
00:37:11Rosalia, we were really late
00:37:13I'm going to get a good night's sleep now.
00:37:15In the meantime, you put everything back in order
00:37:16I don't understand then
00:37:20Why Ninise wants to take you to the countryside
00:37:22It doesn't get you there alone
00:37:23I'll focus on your stories
00:37:25Because alone it would be too compromising
00:37:28Ah, we don't want to compromise ourselves
00:37:30How sweet of you, little cousin, to do us this favor.
00:37:33You are truly an angel
00:37:36Yes, you call me Angelo
00:37:37It seems to me that I am
00:37:39I feel like I'm a pimp
00:37:40And you call me Angel
00:37:41But what kind of friend are you?
00:37:43Do you think it would be helpful to two kids who love each other?
00:37:44To be pimps?
00:37:47That they love each other?
00:37:48Yes
00:37:49Agatha, a little bit
00:37:51Have you ever seriously wondered?
00:37:54What?
00:37:57Have you ever
00:37:57Touch
00:38:00Kissed
00:38:02Me and Ninì
00:38:04Oh no, you're crazy.
00:38:06So how do you know you like it?
00:38:08But what does it have to do with anything?
00:38:11The two of us
00:38:12We know we like it
00:38:14But between us it's something else
00:38:16Something else?
00:38:18An impossible thing
00:38:21Oh my god, it's them
00:38:24Come on, put on your jacket
00:38:29After you
00:38:30She's good
00:38:33Well done Agatha
00:38:35You're really good
00:38:36You know how to take what you want
00:38:38And stop at the right time
00:38:39I don't, though.
00:38:41I am different
00:38:42But no, Enzo
00:38:42Because you are
00:38:44I?
00:38:47I'm an asshole
00:38:48Yes, an asshole
00:38:50An asshole
00:38:51Hurry up
00:38:54If not, who knows what they will think?
00:38:56I beg you
00:38:57I'm going, I'm going
00:38:58Don't tell yourself bad words
00:38:59It's not done
00:39:00Keep calm
00:39:01I'm ready
00:39:04Enzo
00:39:06You don't have to think about it anymore
00:39:10Right
00:39:13More than fair
00:39:15Of a little bit
00:39:17Agatha
00:39:17Would you do me a favor?
00:39:19Yes
00:39:20Get out of my way
00:39:23All right
00:39:24Word of honor
00:39:25I swear
00:39:27Perfect
00:39:30Let's go have some fun
00:39:31In the place created by God
00:39:33For the boredom of men
00:39:34The campaign
00:39:35The campaign
00:39:36Where the mutes let themselves be grabbed by the tits
00:39:38And the birds fly raw
00:39:40The sea has retreated
00:39:42In the distance
00:39:43And you
00:39:43Virgin with eyes of sour lemon
00:39:46Run into your glass room
00:39:48To dream of me
00:39:49What a dream
00:39:49But where did you learn these dirty things?
00:39:54Two Salesians
00:39:56But why don't you say less stupid things?
00:40:01Little Brother God
00:40:02He knows what you expect from a baron in love
00:40:04Instead it's a beautiful poem
00:40:06True Nini
00:40:06Nice here
00:40:15Yes, the campaign is quoted to me
00:40:17It was a very pleasant day
00:40:31You two are a nicely matched pair.
00:40:34Of those that last
00:40:35See me, I'm sure of it
00:40:36Strawberry, listen
00:40:38Tell me something
00:40:39Why didn't he ever get married, huh?
00:40:41Eh, dear
00:40:41Why I have a constitutional aversion to marriage
00:40:43Everyone gets married
00:40:48And they hurt
00:40:49Agree
00:40:49But now explain to us
00:40:50Why does he have it in for marriage?
00:40:54It's simple
00:40:56Thank you
00:40:56I love young women, you understand?
00:40:59And as long as they're young, that's fine.
00:41:01But after
00:41:02Oh, damn
00:41:03It's always great, Fragala
00:41:05It's always great
00:41:06Oh my God, today I don't know whether to be happy or desperate
00:41:09Whether to prefer Texas or Sicily
00:41:12But I really
00:41:13These problems of yours, Texan
00:41:14It's not that I understand them, if
00:41:15See, Lisa meant that
00:41:17Happiness and unhappiness are basically the same.
00:41:19It's very difficult to draw the line between joy and pain, you understand?
00:41:23Ninth
00:41:24I just wanted to say that
00:41:25Life is a big mess
00:41:27A big mess
00:41:29But, Lisa
00:41:31Come on, let's go, Nenì
00:41:33Don't worry
00:41:35Agatha doesn't get shocked by such little things, you know?
00:41:38I'm not shocked, of course.
00:41:40You can't hear it
00:41:42I do not know
00:41:43I'd like to get slammed into a haystack
00:41:45On a meadow
00:41:46Under an orange tree
00:41:47Under an orange tree
00:42:17Under an orange tree
00:42:18Under an orange tree
00:42:19Under an orange tree
00:42:20Under an orange tree
00:42:22Under an orange tree
00:42:23Under an orange tree
00:42:24Under an orange tree
00:42:25Under an orange tree
00:42:26Under an orange tree
00:42:27Under an orange tree
00:42:28Under an orange tree
00:42:29Under an orange tree
00:42:30Under an orange tree
00:42:31Under an orange tree
00:42:32Under an orange tree
00:42:33Under an orange tree
00:42:34Under an orange tree
00:42:35I remember the first time I made love to my John
00:42:47We were in a car
00:42:49Wow, what voices, what a tight squeeze
00:42:53Sicilians think Americans don't know how to make love
00:42:57They don't know that Texan is something else
00:42:59And you, what is love?
00:43:04What a question
00:43:05Sicilian perfected in America
00:43:08What's he hiding there, darling?
00:43:14What?
00:43:26The boys who love each other are elsewhere, in the splendor of their first love.
00:43:52This one is yours too
00:43:55No, go for me
00:43:57Do you mind making love while dressed?
00:43:59Not to me
00:43:59And you?
00:44:02I'm used to it
00:44:03Come on, let's make this lemonade.
00:44:11With these flowers in your hair
00:44:14God, you're beautiful, Agatha.
00:44:17When I look at you, I feel short of breath
00:44:19You don't have to be nervous with me
00:44:22I love you, Nini
00:44:24In the sense of love?
00:44:25Yes, in the sense of love
00:44:27But what's happening?
00:44:30I have all the cum in my butt
00:44:31But what's happening?
00:44:32Now you have to take off these pants
00:44:34And how do I do it?
00:44:35I ask for help
00:44:37Enzo
00:44:38Enzo
00:44:40You have to help him
00:44:42But what the hell is there, Enzo is coming in
00:44:45I fooled the baron
00:44:47And Nini, where did that asshole go?
00:44:50But here's that bastard brother of yours
00:44:51But what the hell is coming to disturb those who come back?
00:44:53And you, go on and act like a fool with this deficiency
00:44:55She's fine with peeping from her ass
00:44:56I don't touch the barons' asses
00:44:58How beautiful is the countryside I find here
00:45:03Did you know that it's a garçoniera via verga?
00:45:05Ah yes, a real Via Verga garçoniera
00:45:07What a cute and funny thing
00:45:09Yes, together with some university friends
00:45:11I use it on Wednesdays
00:45:13Thus the chaste Sicilian girls
00:45:15Here I am Nini
00:45:16Portrait of a chaste Sicilian girl
00:45:22Nini what are you doing?
00:45:24Leave that phone alone, you know?
00:45:27Stop him
00:45:27It seems like a bolt from the blue to me
00:45:29Stop it, that's enough
00:45:31Cover your back, John
00:45:32Ok, uncle, calm down, it's alright
00:45:41Hello Agatha, I'm hugged
00:45:46Mamma mia, the clothes were requisitioned
00:45:48You spoke to Ugo, but what's going on between your father and you?
00:45:51You bring me Ugo, so I can get help from Enzo
00:45:53So tomorrow I recommend you, bye
00:45:56Bye bye
00:45:57Yes, life divides us Agatha
00:46:02But love will win
00:46:04I swear to you
00:46:05Maybe Nini wants to talk to you about her intentions towards me
00:46:11For me, do whatever you want.
00:46:12But I don't understand what Enzo has to do with it.
00:46:15Well, we can count on him.
00:46:16You're always wallowing in politicians and careerists.
00:46:18I think, then
00:46:19You are an unbeliever, arrogant, do-nothing and have no interest.
00:46:23You nice piece of shit relative
00:46:24You'll be the shit, Enzo isn't anyone's slave
00:46:26Instead you are a servant
00:46:27I'll give you a big jacket, you know.
00:46:28Listen Ugo, let's take a step
00:46:33Each of us does what we want
00:46:35But now try to be nice to Nini, you understand?
00:46:39Marriage is an important step
00:46:40And sooner or later it has to be done.
00:46:41And the right woman for me is Agatha
00:46:43Anyway, I'm moving, soon
00:46:44Actually, very soon
00:46:45Oh, what a beautiful thing it is to fall in love.
00:46:49Oh, love is certainly a wonderful thing.
00:46:51Hello Nini
00:46:52Good morning everyone
00:46:53How are you?
00:46:55Well
00:46:55Yes, sorry for the delay
00:46:58Ah, I have to make that phone call to Giovannella, Nini
00:47:01Enzo, please come with me.
00:47:02I'd love that
00:47:03Here we are
00:47:05What can I serve?
00:47:07You are the right person
00:47:07You have to take care of me, of my business
00:47:09Well, all right, Baron.
00:47:11Perfect
00:47:11My law firm is yours
00:47:13Please, Baroness.
00:47:14At your command, Baroness
00:47:16Your servant, Baroness
00:47:17You make me so angry
00:47:18You're not cute
00:47:19You are not understanding
00:47:19You don't cooperate
00:47:20Yes, I know, I'm nothing at all
00:47:22Stop it
00:47:24Ah, rather, listen
00:47:25When are you taking me to see that place over there?
00:47:28What place there?
00:47:30Your famous Wednesday boy
00:47:32In my opinion, Agatha
00:47:34You're a little crazy
00:47:35Damn, there's no phone here.
00:47:39After you
00:47:40I know it's an excuse to leave Ugo and Nini alone.
00:47:43What monsters we are
00:47:45My dog, please
00:47:47And what do two monsters do?
00:47:51What do they do?
00:47:57Thank you
00:47:58What?
00:48:02But if it was you
00:48:02You dirty liar, it was you
00:48:05What now?
00:48:07Now?
00:48:09Now we are hunted
00:48:11Sex maniac
00:48:14Nemophone Baroness
00:48:16Discovered in a public toilet
00:48:18Don't hold me tight like this you'll suffocate me
00:48:20My God
00:48:41How strange
00:48:43I've always touched you
00:48:46But I never looked at you
00:48:49No
00:48:50Ezzo
00:48:53Ezzo
00:48:57Ezzo
00:48:58Ezzo
00:48:58He's busy
00:49:07This will take forever
00:49:09Can I go to the men's room?
00:49:11For me, he could just make himself comfortable.
00:49:13But don't worry
00:49:15Ah, I should be calm
00:49:17Why would you want to go out?
00:49:18Sure, but how do we do it?
00:49:20Don't get nervous
00:49:21You open now
00:49:21Ask the fat girl something
00:49:22I took the right and I
00:49:23I'm running away
00:49:24Agree?
00:49:24Agree
00:49:25Oh my God, how scary!
00:49:29Madam, please.
00:49:34Can you give me a wipe?
00:49:35Yes, right away
00:49:36Well?
00:49:48Damn, you're so itchy
00:49:50But look
00:49:51Generally
00:49:56Your friends
00:49:57They are very generous with me
00:49:58Look
00:50:00That I am a student
00:50:01It's not that I'm a millionaire
00:50:02Oh
00:50:05I wouldn't have invited anyone else.
00:50:07Who me?
00:50:07No
00:50:08Are you crazy?
00:50:10Who is?
00:50:11Erso, I'm Agatha
00:50:12Open
00:50:12Hate
00:50:13My sister is there
00:50:14You come
00:50:15The clothes
00:50:16And who will pay me?
00:50:17Keep quiet and it's good
00:50:18I'll give you half of it
00:50:18Enter here
00:50:19You're just then
00:50:20Trust
00:50:20Intense
00:50:21Here I am
00:50:22I arrive
00:50:23Where are you running to?
00:50:29What a sinful scent
00:50:31What's in here?
00:50:31Oh and this would be a garçoniere
00:50:34I thought it was better
00:50:36Come and see the terrace
00:50:37And that one has a garçoniere
00:50:38To make love on the terrace
00:50:40No
00:50:40But look at this view
00:50:41Make the most of your romantic side
00:50:44Good girls
00:50:45Well why not?
00:50:45So what?
00:50:48Good girls would come here
00:50:50Certain
00:50:51Those without problems
00:50:54The modern ones
00:50:55Emancipate
00:50:55And they do everything
00:50:57All?
00:50:59I don't believe it
00:51:00They always do things halfway
00:51:02Why did you come?
00:51:08To provoke me?
00:51:10My beautiful one
00:51:11You know that girls are my thing
00:51:12Who do things by halves
00:51:13I don't like them at all
00:51:14Right
00:51:15But you have the courage
00:51:16To do things
00:51:17All the way?
00:51:22Well
00:51:22Very good
00:51:24You were dying for it
00:51:26To slap me
00:51:27Maybe you should have given it to me much earlier
00:51:30I always made you angry
00:51:32I thought that between us two
00:51:35If it were a beautiful thing
00:51:36A game
00:51:38A secret
00:51:40That's right.
00:51:44Between us it's just a game
00:51:48A secret
00:51:51A strange game
00:52:00It is true
00:52:05You didn't wear short socks
00:52:12That I desire you
00:52:14Me too Enzo
00:52:18Now you wouldn't be afraid
00:52:22To make love to me
00:52:23It's like this
00:52:24Answers
00:52:26Why should I have any?
00:52:30But is it really the first time?
00:52:37Enzo
00:52:38Or have you always been making fun of me?
00:52:44What do you say?
00:52:46Of course
00:52:46You were joking with me
00:52:47And in the meantime you went to bed with Enì
00:52:49To get you married
00:52:50No
00:52:50No
00:52:52And instead you're like that whore
00:52:53What was there here?
00:52:53Leave me
00:52:54I thought you understood me
00:52:55You would have given me
00:52:56Your beautiful Virgin
00:52:57Not so
00:52:58I don't want to see you anymore
00:53:02Good
00:53:04Well done, the little Virgin
00:53:06Run away, run away
00:53:08Go to hell
00:53:09Well done, the little Virgin
00:53:19Spasta
00:53:20Thank you all.
00:53:50Mr. Costantino, you have to convince Mom.
00:53:53But what to convince, to convince.
00:53:56Don Nene, you have this candy.
00:53:57There's a lot of it, huh? It's sweet.
00:54:00I ask her for it and she doesn't want to give it to me.
00:54:02He gives me the candy and she doesn't.
00:54:03He gives me the candy, no.
00:54:05He gives me the candy, no.
00:54:06You alone distract me. I'll take the candy.
00:54:08He gives me the candy. Of course, I'll suck the candy.
00:54:11I've had much more serious cases, Don Nene.
00:54:13This is about carrying out a regular kidnapping.
00:54:16Remain unavailable for the time necessary for consent.
00:54:18Then proceed to celebrate the wedding.
00:54:20From the moment of the kidnapping to the celebration of the rite.
00:54:23Let's say ten days in total.
00:54:25It's the technical time for these matters.
00:54:28You will have to go and meet...
00:54:30Yes, well, expenses.
00:54:33Of course, of course. Of course.
00:54:35So, car and driver to collect five thousand from the young lady.
00:54:40Ten thousand people and lodging here in the rectory.
00:54:42There is a trip to visit the Baroness, thirteen thousand.
00:54:46Fast track marriage procedures, ten thousand.
00:54:49There are no bones or thorns.
00:54:51These are the living expenses.
00:54:54Sure, sure.
00:54:55I will only accept donations for our rectory...
00:55:00...after the operation.
00:55:02Perhaps...
00:55:03Maybe you need a small advance.
00:55:0750% of the total.
00:55:09Yes.
00:55:11Not because of a lack of confidence.
00:55:13But you know, I'm just a poor priest.
00:55:21Come on!
00:55:22Come on, I'll give my consent!
00:55:24You, you are the author of the criminal plan!
00:55:31But what does Don Costantino have to do with Rosalina?
00:55:33I would advise a little calm.
00:55:33Oh dear, that criminal Enzo, that starving man with his ass in rags!
00:55:38He's the one who placed the cousin!
00:55:40Excommunicate him, arrest him, Don Costantino!
00:55:41But which one to excommunicate, Baroness?
00:55:43But what to arrest, peculiar, which is the world of the world?
00:55:46Don't act, Rosaria.
00:55:47It seems useless to cry over spilt milk.
00:55:50Shall we forget the date of this blessed wedding, Baroness?
00:55:55What a wedding, what a wedding!
00:55:56I want to talk to my Nini.
00:55:57Nini irreparable.
00:56:00I'm sure that Enzo knows where...
00:56:02But why Enzo, excuse me?
00:56:04Because he who is born from nothing becomes a pimp, a liar and a doer!
00:56:09There's no point in blaming someone who has nothing to do with it.
00:56:10Anyway, I want to know where they are and if they've consumed anything.
00:56:14That depends on Nini.
00:56:16What do you mean? What are you implying?
00:56:18Mom, you ask me certain questions.
00:56:20They fucked, they fucked!
00:56:24Dear mommy, little Agata is pregnant.
00:56:28And did it work?
00:56:30Of course, there is his written consent.
00:56:33Agata Maria, flower of uncontaminated probity, who brought your purity as a gift to the altar,
00:56:54to remind you that you are now entering a great and noble family, joining a ranks of noble women of the highest spirituality.
00:57:06And to you, persuading Mary, I wish to remind you that this chaste young girl has been entrusted to you so that you may protect her and guide her along the happy path that is being prepared for you in the union of spirit and flesh.
00:57:26To the bride, I recommend that you be the preserver of the love that now and always binds her to her young and noble husband.
00:57:37Sicult'una, dear, busque a finem est'oppe.
00:57:41And after this Gospel greeting, dear children, I conclude with my paternal blessing on my knees.
00:57:50In nome pacis et fili et spiritus sanctis. Amen.
00:57:58Amen!
00:58:00Amen.
00:58:02Scandal or no scandal, she's become a baroness.
00:58:05And Lugo? Brilliant lawyer, already settled.
00:58:10And soon he too will have a great marriage.
00:58:12Yes, they are good, cousins.
00:58:14They're good, yes. They're two very sensible guys. Them.
00:58:17Look, Mom, I agree with you about everything. Just don't...
00:58:20But...
00:58:21I have only one regret in life, that you will never settle down, never.
00:58:25Do you want me to study? To take exams?
00:58:26Well yes.
00:58:27Good, good, I obey.
00:58:29But to apply myself I need a bit of calm.
00:58:31And too much is happening around here.
00:58:32That's why I go to the countryside to Fragalà, to study, to get my degree.
00:58:39So you will be happy.
00:58:40Mom, I will be worthy of my dear little cousins.
00:58:47You see, Ugo is the classic type who does everything to get noticed.
00:58:52He's forced to act brilliant.
00:58:53You have to be wary of brilliant people who never say simple, easy things.
00:59:00They are often imbeciles.
00:59:01Yes, agreed. But Ugo seems intelligent.
00:59:04Yes, maybe it will be too.
00:59:06But it's usually different.
00:59:08Get it into your head that...
00:59:10...true intelligence and true talent...
00:59:13...they should never be too bright.
00:59:17That seems fair to me.
00:59:18Well, take Agatha, for example.
00:59:27Why her, Fragalà? Agatha isn't like Ugo, she's different.
00:59:31I know, I know, but she's very different from you.
00:59:33I don't know, maybe it's too much...
00:59:35...wise.
00:59:36Agatha wise.
00:59:37But yes, maybe it's true.
00:59:38Well yes.
00:59:38You see, to be truly young you have to be a little reckless.
00:59:42You are really young.
00:59:44You like to talk, to joke.
00:59:45You like women, huh? Like me.
00:59:48We like to live.
00:59:50There is plenty of time to become wise.
00:59:53And yet there are young people who at twenty are already dull, already very old.
00:59:58Well yes.
00:59:59Maybe you have to have the courage to be a little selfish, if you always want to be yourself.
01:00:04I am selfish.
01:00:05And you're right to do so.
01:00:08Concetta.
01:00:09Concetta.
01:00:11Where are you going?
01:00:11Are you bringing fresh clothes for Mr. Enzo?
01:00:14Ah.
01:00:15Well, how's the baby going?
01:00:18Don Fregalaro.
01:00:19Well, since he's been here all the attention has been for little master Enzo.
01:00:23Yes, some fresh bread.
01:00:28Pretty.
01:00:29If a filly is born we will name her Agatha.
01:00:31Yes?
01:00:32Yes.
01:00:32Oh, how beautiful.
01:00:35Madam Baroness, I would like another reading.
01:00:39The Baroness in the garden.
01:00:40But no, you are the Baroness.
01:00:43Oh, that's true.
01:00:46There's his brother.
01:00:47I arrive.
01:00:48Excuse me.
01:00:49Excuse me.
01:00:50Excuse me.
01:00:50Excuse me.
01:00:51Excuse me.
01:00:51Excuse me.
01:00:52Thank you all.
01:01:22Thank you all.
01:01:52When the Rosary calls me there is always a storm in the air.
01:01:55Anyway, my dear Fragalà, let the annoying baroness enjoy herself.
01:01:58I'm going to say hello to my mother.
01:01:59Come on, it's been ages since he's seen Nenì and Agatha.
01:02:01You come too.
01:02:02No, I don't want to see.
01:02:03Come on, don't be a child, Elisa's here too, right?
01:02:06I feel bad, Nenì.
01:02:09Hey, from school.
01:02:10I'm not going because he feels sick.
01:02:11Good evening everyone.
01:02:12Fragalà.
01:02:13Here it is.
01:02:14My friend, what a tragedy.
01:02:16Do you want to tell her what's happening?
01:02:17Eh, that little whore Lisa.
01:02:19I just decided to get remarried.
01:02:21And I answer myself with John Senior here.
01:02:25My ex-spouse.
01:02:26That's all.
01:02:27Ah.
01:02:27Ah, listen, Fragalà.
01:02:29That's all there is to it, he says, that's all there is to it.
01:02:31But what does this cowherd say?
01:02:35He says he loves his wife.
01:02:37It seems good to me.
01:02:38But why?
01:02:39I think it's the first wise thing I've done.
01:02:42My husband loves me.
01:02:43I love you.
01:02:44Let him think about someone else.
01:02:45But she's married to someone else.
01:02:47And it all seems a bit too silly to me, doesn't it?
01:02:51You're good, Lisa.
01:02:53You understood everything.
01:02:54Johnny comes into my arms.
01:03:02Only Texan in my life.
01:03:04And me, but baby.
01:03:06Long live, yuhu.
01:03:07Mommy and Poppy remarry so for Poppy.
01:03:10No more horns.
01:03:12Hey.
01:03:13Now you stay good, you hear?
01:03:24I know.
01:03:26HI.
01:03:26Thank you all.
01:03:56Nini. Nini. Listen. Yes, yes, I hear you. We did the right thing getting married. What do you say? I asked you if you think we did the right thing getting married. I think so. Of course we did the right thing. Fender, kids, we didn't want anything else, did we? It's true. But now we're not kids anymore. But why, Agatha? Aren't you happy with me?
01:04:26No, it's not that. It's just that I wonder if I was nothing more than the whim of a spoiled brat to you. How? I've always loved you.
01:04:34Do you love me, for example, physically?
01:04:38Did I marry you or not?
01:04:39I mean physically. I mean in the bed sense.
01:04:47But what kind of questions are these? Certain things are not said.
01:04:49But why? We're in bed and we're ashamed to talk about bed.
01:04:52These are not things to discuss. Once you're married, you belong together. And that's it.
01:04:57You are my wife, Agatha.
01:05:00Maybe I never understood you. But tell me, was it essential for you that I be a virgin at the wedding?
01:05:07Oh, right? Well, it was a normal thing. It was all true, right?
01:05:12Of course. Right, you're absolutely right.
01:05:17Come on, husband.
01:05:21Let's make love.
01:05:22Now, in the morning, without brushing our teeth.
01:05:24Peppino, I'll be back for dinner.
01:05:31Laavia for dinner.
01:06:01Yes, yes.
01:06:31According to canon law, the primary purpose of marriage is the procreation and education of offspring.
01:06:44Secondary purpose, mutual help and the remedy for concupiscence.
01:06:50Tell me, Concetta, who is the child's father?
01:06:54Fragalà?
01:06:56Child of love.
01:07:01Concetta, leave me alone.
01:07:19I like this place.
01:07:21It reflects your character and your selfishness, which is what I love about you.
01:07:35Do you know, Agatha?
01:07:36It's a different scent than the one you had when you were children looking at pictures in books.
01:07:42Oh yeah? And what was that perfume?
01:07:47It was, it was very special.
01:07:50Of jasmine and isoform soap.
01:07:52Are you serious?
01:07:54To isoform.
01:07:56I wonder how nauseating it would be to be near me with that smell.
01:07:58And instead I liked it more than this.
01:08:03And then I liked your legs.
01:08:05They were always scratched.
01:08:07Scratches? And who scratched them?
01:08:09But I don't know.
01:08:12Maybe cats.
01:08:14Or the branches of climbing plants.
01:08:18Don't tell me you remember my legs as a child.
01:08:21Leobut is always very thin.
01:08:28I'm better now than I was then.
01:08:30It is not true?
01:08:33It is true.
01:08:35But I will never forget the ones from back then.
01:08:40Do you really remember everything?
01:08:43Yes.
01:08:45Absolutely everything?
01:08:48Certain.
01:08:51I remember everything about you.
01:08:55Absolutely everything.
01:08:57And I of you.
01:08:59And what we did innocently.
01:09:02As kids.
01:09:07We didn't even know what we wanted.
01:09:11I knew what I wanted.
01:09:13Did you really love me Enzo?
01:09:15Yes.
01:09:17Even if you...
01:09:18No, I've changed now.
01:09:19Completely changed.
01:09:21My God, Agatha.
01:09:25Why have we always gotten everything wrong?
01:09:26But no, it was right like this, Enzo.
01:09:31No.
01:09:36Why? Tell me why.
01:09:37Why?
01:09:38And you ask me.
01:09:39You ask me that too.
01:09:40Of course.
01:09:44Sure, you're welcome.
01:09:45She thought that I would always be here waiting for her.
01:09:49Waiting for her to get married.
01:09:53Waiting until he no longer had his purity problems.
01:09:56And then let her get over her fears as a cousin.
01:09:59Now it's right for you.
01:10:00You like.
01:10:02You can afford it.
01:10:03You feel confident about yourself, about me, about everyone.
01:10:05Enzo, I don't understand you.
01:10:11It does not matter.
01:10:14I understand myself.
01:10:14What are you doing?
01:10:33Are you crying?
01:10:34No.
01:10:35It's all the smoking's fault.
01:10:39I'm not angry.
01:10:40But why could we at least remain friends?
01:11:10How stupid I am.
01:11:40and I'm not angry.
01:11:42But why Pilate yes.
01:11:42But why could we stay in the choir?
01:11:421
01:11:43TO
01:11:47Race
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