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00:00Pass the butter.
00:25I think you're missing a word there.
00:27Pass my butter.
00:33Thank you. You all right?
00:35No, my back's sore.
00:37That'll be because you've been scrunched up with Betsy all night.
00:40Right, all right. I just need some paint.
00:43At least you can have a rest today.
00:46Yep.
00:48She's a kicker. Always was.
00:50No, not on purpose.
00:51Do you remember when she used to sneak into our bed in the middle of the night when she was little?
00:55My back will be black and blue by the morning.
00:59Yep, but it was all worth it because you got to wake up to this beautiful face.
01:02We did.
01:03Oh, by the way, what we doing for Christmas?
01:06We?
01:07To be honest, I'm just glad to have both my mums with me on Christmas Day.
01:13And you, obviously too, Carla.
01:16Do you know what? I just want a giant turkey, Christmas crackers, no doubt you want some of mum's mince pies.
01:24Yeah, we'll see.
01:25No, I don't mind cooking up a feast.
01:27Right, well, we've got plenty of time to decide yet, don't we?
01:31You're not in a hurry then to go back to Spain?
01:34You know, Feliz Navidad and all that?
01:36I've had a change of heart, you know.
01:38I think I'll wait until the New Year.
01:40Nothing beats Christmas in Manchester and, you know, less Feliz Navidad and more fairer tale of Weatherfields.
01:47That's Carla's favourite Christmas song.
01:51Is it?
01:53Was Christmas Eve, baby, in the drunk tank?
01:58I'm actually going to Roy's for Christmas.
02:00Oh, are you in train spot us sipping sherry and playing Scrabble?
02:04Arty!
02:05Well, that'll do.
02:08You three knock yourself out, though, eh?
02:11Enjoy it.
02:14Carla, wait.
02:16How come I don't get to do hair? Why am I always on shoes?
02:21Have you got any actual experience with hair?
02:25And what's that supposed to be?
02:27Nothing.
02:29Well, maybe I could practice on Sally's and I could graduate to doing yours, eh?
02:35Oh, no chance.
02:36I'm pretty good with some head strimmers.
02:38We'd save a fortune at orders, wouldn't we, girls?
02:41Why do you think I sleep on a silk pillowcase?
02:44Actually, girls, I needed your advice because I'm organising the factory Christmas party this year and as chief party planner I need something very fabulous to wear.
02:55So, do you think I should have sparkles or do you think red velvet bow?
03:06I think bows are well last year.
03:10Do you, Stellan McCartney?
03:11Who's Stellan McCartney?
03:14I'm having a Christmas party too, you know.
03:17Oh!
03:18What, at school?
03:19No. Here. Some friends are coming later for dinner.
03:23That's cool, innit?
03:24Yeah, that's cool.
03:25Yeah, that's cool.
03:26That's totally cool.
03:27That is so cool.
03:29Yeah.
03:30I'll get some party bits from Devs.
03:32Ta.
03:33Come on, Shanice. I'll help you sort your butt bag out.
03:39Well, I'm dead chuffed for her.
03:40Yeah, me too.
03:42Looks like we might be getting a hang of this foster parent malarkey, doesn't it?
03:45Yeah.
03:50Oh, stop. Stop what you're doing.
03:53What, picking up glasses?
03:54Oh, it's so loud.
03:56Well, Pen, at the rate you're going, we're not going to be ready for opening, are we?
04:00I'll just, er...
04:02I'll just need to lay down somewhere.
04:04Anywhere.
04:06Oh!
04:11Oh, you're a cruel, cruel mistress.
04:13Yes, I am.
04:14I can't.
04:17Oh!
04:18Would you look at the state of this place?
04:20Yeah, we're on it, my friend.
04:21Doesn't look like that to me.
04:23It looks like you were doing something no mother should be witness to.
04:27Canoodling.
04:28Oh, please don't use that word, ma.
04:30Well, why don't you take your mind off it and help us clean up?
04:33Now, I would, but my knees don't bend like they used to.
04:37Look, see?
04:39I can...
04:40I can't even reach that stain on the ground there.
04:43Oh, that's a shame.
04:44Yeah, I really came in to see if everyone would like a bacon barm each.
04:49Keep your strength up.
04:50I could be persuaded.
04:51Eva?
04:52Oh, God, no.
04:53I love hers.
04:54Three bacon barms coming up.
04:57Laters.
04:59Babe.
05:00How?
05:01How is she not hungover?
05:04Oh, never a steal, that one.
05:06And a heart.
05:07Eva.
05:08Well, I am entitled to my opinion.
05:10Play her nice.
05:11That would be foolish when it comes to your mother, wouldn't it?
05:14By the way, she is hungover.
05:16She is just not foolish enough to let anybody see the truth.
05:26I thought you might start speaking today.
05:29I know, love.
05:30Patrice.
05:31I miss him so much.
05:33I know, sweetheart.
05:35Listen.
05:36He's breathing on his own.
05:39That's a start.
05:41He wasn't even meant to be working any more.
05:43He should be retired.
05:45September was the plan, wasn't it?
05:47Why didn't he just retire like he said he would?
05:49Then we'd all be in the lakes by now.
05:51Enough now.
05:52Can I help you?
05:54Oh.
05:55Hi.
05:56Hi.
05:57Nice to see you again.
05:59Kit.
06:00You worked with Dad.
06:02D.I. Costello is my boss.
06:07This is my mum.
06:08Pleasure to meet you.
06:10You two have met before?
06:12Well, only ages from passing.
06:14Why don't you go back in?
06:16Be with Dad.
06:17Bye.
06:18Bye.
06:22It's really good of you to come, but now's really not a good time for visitors.
06:29Yeah.
06:30Oh, of course.
06:31I didn't know the boss was planning on retiring.
06:35The lakes, very nice.
06:38Thanks again for popping by, but I really need to be with my husband and daughter.
06:52Fine looking fella, aren't you?
06:56Er, thanks.
06:58Oh, don't get your undies in a twist.
07:01Are you going to tell me that I can't see that sort of thing now?
07:04I just wasn't expecting it.
07:06Not even had his breakfast yet.
07:08Yeah, exactly.
07:09Not going to goose me again, are you?
07:11Just jesting with you.
07:13Jealous even.
07:14Young love.
07:15It's a wonderful thing.
07:17Yeah, well, I think love might be a bit strong for this early in the day.
07:21Well, it is never too early.
07:23You grab that girl and show her all the love that you've got.
07:27Here, one tea, one sausage.
07:30Thanks, Roy.
07:31Yeah.
07:32See ya.
07:33Bye.
07:34Yeah.
07:35Did you enjoy my party last night?
07:37Oh, very much so.
07:39Even though you snuck away early?
07:41Oh, apologies, sir.
07:43I think you were just lucky I didn't see you leaving.
07:46Why is that?
07:48Because I don't appreciate people not doing what I say.
07:51Especially on my birthday.
07:53You didn't even give me a chance to read your card.
07:56No, that's not really mine.
07:58Oh, there's a card for everyone.
08:01Perhaps I shall give you a private reading.
08:04Perhaps.
08:05Oh, thank you.
08:08Oh, no.
08:09Put you in the bin, please.
08:11Someone's been sending you love letters, eh, Roy?
08:14It is not a love letter.
08:17It is correspondence from a woman called Alice.
08:22So, a love letter then?
08:24I'm only messing my eyes.
08:26King of hearts?
08:28Beg pardon?
08:29Perhaps that's what I'll see when I read your cards.
08:33Bye for now.
08:35Yes.
08:36I'll sit down then.
08:37Bye-bye.
08:41Good, hearty breakfast.
08:45That's what I needed after the morning we've had.
08:47Shh!
08:48People will hear you.
08:49They won't be jealous.
08:51Two sex machines in there, Prime.
08:54Sex machine?
08:56Don't you limit, Mr. Handsome.
09:01Oh.
09:03So lovely to see you with a big smile on your face again.
09:06After all your pining for Todd.
09:08I'm not pining for him.
09:10I'm not.
09:12Look, very simple, right?
09:15You miss Todd.
09:16Todd.
09:17So, go and see, Todd.
09:19Oh.
09:20Excuse me.
09:25Eileen calling me back.
09:27What does she want?
09:29Eyelash.
09:30Hey, you.
09:31Just one minute, love.
09:33I'll catch you in the pub later for a drink, all right?
09:35Excuse me.
09:36You haven't told me I'd answer my question.
09:38No.
09:39I'm just in Rose, love, having your breakfast.
09:40Yeah.
09:41Oh, I'm so sorry, Ronnie.
09:46I can't believe I did that.
09:49Yeah.
09:50Just check.
09:51OK.
09:52I'm really sorry.
09:54Yeah.
09:55Bye, darling.
09:56Bye.
10:02Hey, what's happened?
10:04Oh, I've messed up big time.
10:06With what?
10:07Well, you know what?
10:08I booked my wedding for 2026 next year.
10:11Well, I've only got to book the venue for 2027.
10:16That's the year after.
10:20Why doesn't microwave wine have the same ring to it as mulled wine?
10:24What do you mean?
10:25It does.
10:26I mean, why aren't we at the actual Christmas markets?
10:28Oh, I've made it now.
10:29Drink up.
10:31It's hot.
10:32Yeah.
10:33Do you know what?
10:34It's actually all right.
10:35Would I give you anything less?
10:40I'll get it.
10:45Best mulled wine ever, right?
10:47Yeah.
10:53Oh, hiya.
10:54Hiya.
10:55I really need to speak to you.
10:57Right, come in.
10:58Afternoon.
10:59Afternoon.
11:00Afternoon.
11:01And what is it?
11:04Come on, you don't have to hide anything from us.
11:10You do know it's a day off?
11:25Yeah, sorry about that.
11:27Actually, you might be able to help us.
11:29Oh, yeah? With what?
11:30Well, I just found out Costello was planning on retiring in September.
11:35Really?
11:36So you never knew about it either?
11:39No, never.
11:41Nothing about going to the lakes?
11:43The lakes?
11:44No.
11:45So, who told you that?
11:47He overheard his wife and daughter talking in the hospital.
11:49Well, are you going to retire and buy us all the place in the lakes?
11:52Yeah, pipe down, Betts.
11:53Rude.
11:54Why wouldn't he tell us?
11:56Doesn't make sense.
11:58It's private information.
11:59He's every right to keep it to himself.
12:00Yeah, but he would have told us something like that.
12:02He just would have.
12:03Right?
12:05Well, yeah.
12:06I would have thought so.
12:08So, what's your plan, Kit?
12:09My plan's to keep digging.
12:13Right, and you'll let us know if you find anything, right?
12:17Yeah.
12:18Absolutely.
12:19Cheers.
12:30There you go.
12:31Sweet tea.
12:32Get it down.
12:33Pull up with a shock.
12:34Don't try it.
12:36Try what?
12:37Do you think that tea's going to make up for the mighty mesh of course between my two brothers?
12:42Debbie, the business with the wedding booking's got nothing to do with that.
12:45No.
12:46No, she's right.
12:47One cup of tea ain't going to solve anything.
12:50But know this, Deb.
12:52I will always see you as a sister.
12:55Even if you don't see me as one.
13:00Oh, it's Ronnie.
13:02I can't get that.
13:03You'll have to answer that.
13:04OK.
13:08Hiya, Ronnie. It's gone.
13:10What's the latest, mate?
13:14Right.
13:15Right, I see.
13:17OK.
13:18Yeah, I'll tell her.
13:20Cheers, mate.
13:22Right, please tell me this is a bad dream and that's your joke face and you're about to say it's all sorted, it's all fine and dandy.
13:29Afraid not.
13:33Really sorry, Deb.
13:35But we'll find you another venue.
13:37I don't want another venue.
13:39I want that one.
13:41I want our first dance together out on that beautiful balcony to our favourite song.
13:49What is our favourite song?
13:59What's our song?
14:00I can't remember it.
14:01It doesn't matter.
14:02It does matter.
14:04It does.
14:05That's our song.
14:06When we...
14:07When we had our first night together, that...
14:10It really well does matter.
14:12It's terrible.
14:13We can do it.
14:14We can do it.
14:15We can do it.
14:16We can do it.
14:17We can do it.
14:18We can do it for us.
14:19Look here.
14:20This is our song.
14:21This is what's random.
14:22This is what we say.
14:23We can do it for you.
14:24What do you want to do?
14:25This is what...
14:26We can do it.
14:27This is what we say.
14:28Why do you want to have a song?
14:29No more!
14:30But we don't like it.
14:31Oh, it's not so it's silly.
14:32What are we not?
14:33The song we know, we don't like it.
14:34It's not so it's silly.
14:35Tell me in your heart, your love is king.
14:41Never need to part.
14:46That's our sock.
14:50Your love is king.
14:53That's mine and Ronnie's sock.
15:06Ben, how long are those hot pots?
15:09Two minutes.
15:10Lauren, can I have a word whilst you're here, please?
15:12Great, what have I done now?
15:14No, you're not saying anything.
15:15We just wanted to say that we're sorry for what happened with Will.
15:19All right.
15:20Well, it's all right.
15:21I've had a word with him.
15:23He's going to apologise the next time he sees you, so...
15:25Right, look, I don't want things to be awkward between us all.
15:28I love working here.
15:29No, don't be daft.
15:30Listen, it's totally fine.
15:32Oh, it's you.
15:34Right.
15:35Lauren's here.
15:36Think there's something you'd like to say to her?
15:38What?
15:39Would you put your phone away and pretend for one second that you weren't dragged up?
15:44Look, Will, I just think we should forget about what happened.
15:47About, you know...
15:49Yeah.
15:52Oh, come on, Will.
15:53She's offering you an olive branch here.
15:55Can you just agree and say you're sorry?
15:58I'm sorry.
16:04He's embarrassed.
16:05Well, so he should be.
16:06Mm.
16:07Well, you don't mess about, do you?
16:08It's not even dark yet.
16:09Well, you don't mess about, do you?
16:10It's not even dark yet.
16:11Well, you're a nephrologist now, yeah?
16:12I thought you were a backstreet copper.
16:13I thought you were a backstreet copper.
16:14Many talents, me.
16:16�ó
16:25Well, you don't mess about, do you?
16:28It's not even dark, yeah?
16:29You're a nephrologist now, yeah?
16:31I thought you were a backdrop-threet copper.
16:34Many talents, me.
16:35But if you had...
16:40you don't mess about.
16:44Well, if you had, you'd know I'm allowed to drink in moderation.
16:48Anyway, I found something out about Costello.
16:50What?
16:51Well, he was planning on retiring, but he changed his plans.
16:56And?
16:57Well, he changed his plans about the same time Becky rocked up.
17:00It's a bit of a coincidence, don't you think?
17:05So, what you're saying is that we were right?
17:08I've been in this together?
17:10It's looking more and more likely every day.
17:13You know, I told Lisa right in front of Becky.
17:15What does she have to say for herself?
17:17Oh, she played dumb.
17:18But I've had enough experience with round dodgy coppers to know
17:21that something's not right.
17:28Right, can you go now, please?
17:30You really didn't need to walk me home.
17:32We wanted to.
17:33Let's put Cal on first.
17:36Right, well, if you stop him, take your shoes off.
17:42I'm going to have to cancel my wedding, aren't I?
17:55No chance.
17:57No, listen, we are going to do everything we can to find you your dream venue.
18:01Another one, an even dreamier one.
18:03Oh, it's no good.
18:05No, it'll be great.
18:07Why would you say that?
18:10What, I just...
18:11I just?
18:11I just.
18:12I just nowt.
18:13You know nothing.
18:16When's the next availability at that place, eh?
18:19Two years?
18:21Two years.
18:24Ronnie might be marrying someone else by then.
18:26And where will I be, eh?
18:33Who will I be?
18:36Deb.
18:37What, you mean when you kissed her?
19:03Well, tried to, but didn't, actually.
19:07But you wanted to.
19:09I didn't.
19:10I didn't really, but...
19:13Look, all I want, all I ever want, is to be with you.
19:19Oh, come on, can we just forget it?
19:21Please.
19:22It's my birthday.
19:26It's not your birthday.
19:28It will be soon.
19:29You know, have you got anything special, Paul?
19:32Yeah, maybe we'll just have to wait and see.
19:41I've gone a bit overboard.
19:43No.
19:44I've even got a ham and gruyon wreath over there.
19:46Well, that's all down to you, because I'm telling you,
19:48they don't sell that at Deb's.
19:49Yeah, well, who cares?
19:50It's Christmas!
19:51Yeah.
19:52It's Christmas!
19:53Hi, girls!
19:55Come and have a look at what we've got.
19:56Oh, my days looks like an actual proper party.
19:59Of course it does.
20:00So, why don't you two go upstairs and get changed?
20:04There might be two new Christmas party frocks on your beds.
20:17Heyo!
20:18Um, what's the latest?
20:28I'm quick, but I'm not that quick.
20:31Yeah, it's blown my mind, all this.
20:33I bet.
20:35Should I be worried, you reckon?
20:36About?
20:37Everything.
20:38Should I be laying low?
20:40Well, it's probably for the best.
20:41I reckon I should be keeping an eye on you two.
20:45Given these thugs knocking around, beating up police officers.
20:49Understood.
20:50Yeah.
20:51Well, if you need me, I'll be decorating Christmas cookies with our Lisa and Betsy.
20:56It's mad how it's the small, simple things you miss.
20:59Just been to see Carla.
21:01Oh, really?
21:03Yeah, she's necking scotch like a bottle of water.
21:05She's saying she really wants to see Lisa.
21:09Okay, well, I'll tell her.
21:11Good.
21:13Anyway, laters.
21:14See ya.
21:15Good.
21:15Good.
21:16Good.
21:16Good.
21:17Good.
21:18Good.
21:18Good.
21:19Good.
21:19Good.
21:20Good.
21:20Good.
21:21Good.
21:21Good.
21:22Good.
21:23Good.
21:24Good.
21:25Good.
21:26Good.
21:27Good.
21:28Good.
21:29Good.
21:30Good.
21:31Good.
21:32Good.
21:33Good.
21:34Good.
21:35Good.
21:36Good.
21:37Good.
21:38Good.
21:39Good.
21:40Good.
21:41Good.
21:42Good.
21:43Good.
21:44Good.
21:45Was Christmas Eve, babe, in a drunk tank?
21:58What are you doing here?
22:17Kit told me you were in a bad way.
22:19Drowning your sorrows.
22:21Getting plastered.
22:22What have I done?
22:24I thought I'd do the decent thing and make sure you weren't passed out.
22:27Somewhere.
22:29It's got nothing to do with you.
22:33I want to see Lisa.
22:34I think you should stay away from her while you're like this.
22:37But I think you should mind your own business.
22:40Why, it is my business.
22:42Lisa's under a lot of stress and she does not need you adding to it.
22:46Two weeks.
22:57Canary Islands.
22:59What about it?
23:01I booked it a couple of days ago.
23:05I've got no use for it now, have I?
23:08That's very thoughtful of you.
23:10Yeah, well...
23:12I am very thoughtful.
23:15That's why I want to see Lisa.
23:18Not to give her this?
23:20No.
23:21Tell her I'm giving up.
23:32You've won Becky.
23:37So have you got any more of those love letters then Roy?
23:40Oh, what's this?
23:43It's a private matter.
23:45And I have been assured that any correspondence is entirely devoid of romantic intent.
23:52A girlfriend.
23:53Not a girlfriend.
23:54Who writes saucy letters.
23:56Are you blushing?
23:59With fury.
24:01Oh, hello George.
24:05Hi.
24:06Yeah, it's Christina.
24:07The woman you were meant to be meeting today.
24:09Yeah.
24:10Hope you've got a very good reason for inflicting this utter humiliation upon me.
24:16Yeah.
24:17I just need to cancel the flowers.
24:20So, can you refund the money to my card?
24:23Oh, right.
24:26You don't do refunds.
24:28Well, there's a surprise.
24:31Yes, you have a lovely day as well.
24:35Mm-hmm.
24:38For nothing.
24:41Enjoy spending my moolah.
24:48Debbie, it's me, Elaine.
24:50Can you give me a ring, please?
24:52Will you come, please?
24:53Will you come, please?
25:17The flowers.
25:19Hello.
25:22Do you want one of these, cos I've got a spare glass here?
25:25Er, no.
25:27Er, I need to get going and get loose of the news.
25:30Hold on.
25:32Come on.
25:33One second.
25:36Well played.
25:37Got what you wanted.
25:39Yeah, it's not about that.
25:40I'm not playing games.
25:41Oh, come on.
25:42Of course you were.
25:43This is what you wanted.
25:45It's a new one.
25:46Yeah.
25:47Okay.
25:48It is what I wanted, actually.
25:49Yeah.
25:50What if, erm...
25:51What if she'd have picked me?
25:52I wouldn't have given up, cos I love her.
25:54Well, she didn't want you.
25:55Well, she didn't want you.
25:56Well, she'd have seen sense eventually.
25:57You know, we're meant to be together.
25:58So you'd have forced her to love you?
25:59If that's how you wanna put it, yeah.
26:00So I had no chance then, did I?
26:01No.
26:02Not really.
26:03And I think it's probably best if you stay away from number six now.
26:04But that's my house.
26:05Well, Lisa needs to move on.
26:06Really?
26:07Yeah.
26:08I think it's probably best if you stay away from number six now.
26:10But that's my house.
26:11Lisa needs to move on.
26:12Really?
26:13I think it's probably best if you stay away from number six now.
26:16But that's my house.
26:17Well, Lisa needs to move on.
26:18Really?
26:19I've never given up.
26:20I've never given up, cos I love her.
26:21I mean, well, she didn't want you.
26:22Well, I should have seen sense eventually.
26:23You know, we're meant to be together.
26:24So you'd have forced her to love you?
26:25If that's how you wanna put it, yeah.
26:26So I had no chance then, did I?
26:27No.
26:28But that's my house.
26:29Well, Lisa needs to move on.
26:32Reconnect with her family.
26:34And with you hanging around, that's not gonna help, is it?
26:39Okay.
26:40Yeah.
26:41Better yet, get yourself off to the Canaries.
26:46Two weeks on the beach will help you get over your break-up.
26:49And look on the bright side.
26:52You might meet somebody else.
26:55You should have been here half an hour ago.
27:08Well, there's still time.
27:11Yeah, it could be bad traffic.
27:13It is rush hour.
27:14They're not coming, are they?
27:17Oh, it's okay, love.
27:19We're here.
27:20I thought you were my friends.
27:23Well, you're too good for them, that's what I say.
27:26Why would they lie, though?
27:28Well, sometimes kids can do that.
27:31Grown-ups, too.
27:32They just...
27:33They don't think.
27:35Look, you still have a nice time.
27:38We could play some board games if you want.
27:40No, Tim.
27:41She's a young girl.
27:43They don't play board games.
27:44That's not cool.
27:45Oh, right.
27:46Sorry.
27:47But we could get the karaoke out.
27:50We've got a karaoke in the loft.
27:52I really don't want to do karaoke, either.
27:54Can we watch Christmas film?
27:57Oh, that's a nice idea.
27:59I'm not in the mood.
28:03How did you get on at school today, Shanice?
28:05I got a sticker for good drawing.
28:08Ooh.
28:09And I got girl behaviour.
28:11Ooh.
28:12Well done.
28:13I'm going to my room.
28:16OK, love, if that's what you want, then I'll, erm...
28:19I'll bring you up a hot chocolate in a bit.
28:32And it's always a pleasure talking to you.
28:34You're a marvellous woman, Eileen.
28:36I caught you!
28:37Chrissie?
28:38What are you doing here?
28:40Erm...
28:41This is Eileen Wilkins.
28:46Her husband has just passed.
28:48Oh.
28:49So we were discussing funeral arrangements.
28:53Oh.
28:54I'm...
28:55Oh, I'm so sorry.
28:58Erm...
28:59Did you want something?
29:00Er, no.
29:01No, no, not...
29:02Not really.
29:03No, I'll just, erm...
29:04You said you caught him?
29:05Er, yes.
29:06I...
29:07I caught him.
29:08Working.
29:10Late.
29:11Cos he's...
29:12Do you know what?
29:13He's a workaholic, this one.
29:14Work, work, work.
29:15Busy BA.
29:17You all right?
29:18Yeah.
29:27You know, I saw you at the precinct before.
29:30With that Meghan girl.
29:31Right.
29:32You two seem close.
29:33Not really.
29:34She's just my coach.
29:35She's dead pretty though, ain't she?
29:36If you say so, I hadn't noticed.
29:37Hm.
29:38Do you know what I just don't get?
29:39Why were you down the precinct with your sports coach?
29:40You know, I saw you at the precinct before.
29:43With that Meghan girl.
29:44Right.
29:47You two seem close.
29:50Not really.
29:51She's just my coach.
29:54She's dead pretty though, ain't she?
29:56If you say so, I hadn't...
29:58I hadn't noticed.
30:02Hm.
30:03Do you know what I just don't get?
30:04Why were you down the precinct with your sports coach?
30:07We were just talking about training.
30:09You know, nutrition.
30:12Seemed pretty intense to me, Will.
30:14Well, it wasn't, so you don't need to worry about it.
30:22Yeah.
30:24All right then.
30:28All I'm saying is be careful.
30:30Yeah.
30:34Well, what's wrong with the Polar Express?
30:42It's boring.
30:43Yeah.
30:45All right, love actually then.
30:46Oh, it's too cringe.
30:47Yeah, I agree.
30:50Well, I don't know what you want to watch then.
30:52Oh, give it here.
30:56Die hard.
30:57Excellent choice, daughter.
30:59Seems appropriate somewhere.
31:01Fair point.
31:08Hi, Colin.
31:10You all right?
31:11No, she's not.
31:12She's drunk.
31:13I'm not drunk.
31:14I'm not drunk.
31:15I was pretending to be drunk.
31:16I'm stone cold sober.
31:18All right, why were you pretending to be drunk?
31:20To catch this one out?
31:23Yeah, I had a lovely little chat with Lady Lazarus here.
31:27Earlier.
31:28She, er...
31:29She told me some interesting stuff, didn't you?
31:34Merry Christmas.
31:35Merry Christmas.
31:52Look on the bright side.
31:54You might meet somebody else.
32:00What is it you please say?
32:01Bang to rights.
32:02Right, I don't know what it is you're actually trying to prove here.
32:04I'm trying to prove that you've deliberately been trying to split me and Lisa up.
32:09I don't deny that I love Lisa.
32:11I always have done.
32:12And, yeah, I wanted her back.
32:14There you go.
32:15She just admitted it.
32:16Again.
32:17I hoped you'd break up.
32:18I wanted my family that I'd lost.
32:20You chose to lose them.
32:22What about all the lies you've told to get here, eh?
32:24Yeah.
32:25I haven't lied.
32:26Yes, you have.
32:28All the people that are watching you, that are after you, you're scared.
32:31That isn't a lie.
32:32She is scared.
32:33See, she is devious and dishonest.
32:35That colour, those mean the same thing.
32:36Did she tell you that you were meant to come and see me in the factory?
32:39Did she ask you to?
32:41No.
32:42Well, she was meant to.
32:44But instead, she came to see me, didn't you?
32:46That's manipulative.
32:47That's trying to keep us apart.
32:49Why didn't you tell me?
32:50I didn't want to stress you out having to see her in a state.
32:53You know, worked up and drunk.
32:54I wasn't drunk.
32:55Yeah, we know that now, don't we?
32:56That is weird, you know, pretending to be drunk and recording her.
32:59I was just trying to make you see who she is.
33:01Right, well, both of you just stop.
33:03All right?
33:04You've got to see what she's doing to us.
33:05No, enough.
33:06I've had it up to here with the pair of you.
33:08All right?
33:09I'm not some kind of prize to be won in a cracker.
33:12I bet you took a war over someone else.
33:14Mum.
33:15Oh.
33:32Cup of tea?
33:33You think you're so clever, don't you?
33:37I've got to warn you I'm a stubborn cow.
33:39Well, I'm going to find out what you are and just what you've been up to.
33:50I am so sorry that I interrupted your meeting.
33:55No, actually, I'm glad you did.
33:57She's been here over there now.
33:58I mean, she's a lovely woman, but oof, I was nodding off.
34:03I meant what I said there, you know, you were working very hard.
34:06Yeah, I've got no choice, have I with Todd not here?
34:08I mean, someone's got to do it.
34:09I know, but you're going to end up in one of your coffins if you're not careful, are you?
34:12Yeah, well, at least I know they're good quality.
34:16Why did you get in touch with Eileen?
34:20To be honest, I'm worried about Todd.
34:23He's changed so much since he hooked up with Theo.
34:27What did she say?
34:30Seems happy enough.
34:32She speaks to him, gets messages.
34:35Hmm.
34:37No, I don't know.
34:39When I saw him the other day, he was very off.
34:42He's not quite himself.
34:43Hmm.
34:46Well, I suppose if his mum thinks he's okay, then we have to take her word for it.
34:49Yeah, but all this worrying, it's not very good for you, is it?
34:52I can't help it, Chrissie.
34:54I care about the lad.
34:55Hmm.
34:57Well, if you are worried about it, you can always talk to me, can't you?
35:05I can't believe you got jealous.
35:08Of course I did.
35:09I know how much Eileen meant to you.
35:12Hmm.
35:13Yeah, that's true.
35:15It's all in the past now, though.
35:18I've moved on.
35:20I'm okay.
35:21Hmm.
35:22Hmm.
35:26Beautiful.
35:29Oh.
35:30What's the big to do?
35:31I've got stuff on.
35:32And what are you doing behind my bar?
35:33Er, we are celebrating and we wanted you to join us.
35:36To toast the good news.
35:38Oh, you're not engaged, are you?
35:40Don't be daft.
35:42You're not pregnant.
35:43Calm down, it's not like that.
35:45We've taken the liberty of sorting you out a new wedding venue.
35:47Well, I've told you, I am not doing it in here.
35:49Monkford home.
35:50Monkford home.
35:51Monkford home?
35:52Mm-hmm.
35:53In Yorkshire?
35:54Yeah, you said it was one of your favourite options, right?
35:56Yeah, but we'd check that out, it's so expensive.
35:59Luckily, they had a cancellation in three weeks' time and...
36:04They're doing it for half price!
36:09Really?
36:10Yeah!
36:11Wow, that's amazing!
36:12No, Carl's amazing, he's the one who made the call.
36:15So, get that down, yeah.
36:16I just need to pay a deposit, 3,000, that okay?
36:18Yeah, no problem, yeah, yeah.
36:20Pay it now and take it out of the hotel account.
36:23Consider it done.
36:24Cheers!
36:25Cheers!
36:26Oh, my doll!
36:27Oh, my doll!
36:28Oh, my doll!
36:29Oh, my doll!
36:30I like the cavalry one.
36:31Yeah.
36:32Oh, no, no, no.
36:33Lonely puff in the Christmas shop for me.
36:35Mmm, that's so sad.
36:36You want some uplifting?
36:37It's Christmas.
36:38Uplifting?
36:39It's Christmas.
36:40Uplifting?
36:41The cavalry one's about people freezing to death in a wharf.
36:42Ho, ho, ho!
36:43Hey, don't look.
36:44Oh, my doll.
36:45I like the cavalry one.
36:46Oh, my doll.
36:47I like the cavalry one.
36:48Yeah.
36:49Oh, no, no, no.
36:50Lonely puff in the Christmas shop for me.
36:51Mmm, that's so sad.
36:52You want some uplifting?
36:53It's Christmas.
36:54Uplifting?
36:55The cavalry one's about people freezing to death in a wharf.
36:56Ho, ho, ho!
36:57Hey, don't look.
36:58See, Will.
36:59He keeps proper staring at us.
37:00Feels a bit weird.
37:01Actually, erm...
37:02I think he might have a crush on me.
37:04I think he might have a crush on me.
37:06Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
37:10Do you want my advice?
37:11Yeah.
37:12Keep him at home, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
37:14Oh, wait, yeah.
37:15I'm not going to look at him.
37:16I'm not going to look at him, no, no, no, no, no, no.
37:17I'm not going to look at him, no.
37:18Oh, yeah.
37:19You'll look at him.
37:20I'm not even going to look at him.
37:21I'm not going to look at him.
37:22I'm not going to look at him.
37:23Hey, don't look.
37:24See, Will.
37:25He keeps proper staring at us.
37:26Feels a bit weird.
37:27Actually, erm...
37:28I think he might have a crush on me.
37:29Oh, yeah.
37:30Yeah, that can be a tricky one.
37:32I know from personal experience, trust me, do you want my advice?
37:38Yeah.
37:39Keep him at arm's length.
37:41Well, I can't back out of coaching.
37:44He needs me.
37:46Especially after the house move, leaving all his mates.
37:49Well, then you just have to make it clear, won't you?
37:54You're just his coach.
37:56Nothing else.
37:59Yeah.
38:00Yeah, yeah, you're probably right.
38:08You all right?
38:10Yeah.
38:11I'm fine.
38:20Hey, don't eat all them volivants, cos I can use them for the factory Christmas party tomorrow.
38:25Yeah, how rotten were them kids letting her down like that?
38:27Poor Joanie, she was heartbroken.
38:29Oh, you know what they can be like at that age.
38:31Children can be very cruel.
38:33Well, I've got a good mind to go into school tomorrow and have it out with them.
38:36Let them know how mean they are.
38:37What, and you think that's a good idea?
38:39Yeah, I do.
38:40We know who they are.
38:41Let's embarrass them like they embarrass Joanie.
38:42What, and humiliate her all over again?
38:44You'd probably get yourself arrested.
38:46What, so we just let it go or do we let them get away with what they did?
38:49Unfortunately, yeah, I think we do.
38:52Might be upsetting, but Joanie needs to learn for herself.
38:55Well, we should help her.
38:57Tim, and how do we do that?
39:00By charging into school and kicking off?
39:03Who said anything about charging?
39:05You know, I'm not being patronising, but...
39:08Here we go.
39:09You're a man, Tim.
39:11You don't, you don't understand teenage girls.
39:14I did all right with Faye.
39:16She got knocked up when she were 12.
39:18Well, it wasn't my fault.
39:19Well, I'm not saying it is, but the point is, I've got more experience.
39:23You know, day in, day out with Rosie and Sophie.
39:26That makes you better than me, does it?
39:28No, it doesn't.
39:29I'm not saying that.
39:31But...
39:32You mean well, Tim, but you could make things worse.
39:36Well, it might make them better.
39:38Look, all those girls need is to have a good home life,
39:44and they need to feel safe with us.
39:46Yeah, but...
39:47No buts.
39:48Now, stop eating the boulebons
39:50and shove them in that Tupperware.
39:59Hey, Crystal.
40:01Hello.
40:02Hello, it's...
40:04It's Carla Connor.
40:06OK, Lisa Swain's partner.
40:10OK, stay with me.
40:12I'm sorry you're not well, OK?
40:15But I need some information.
40:18I think...
40:19Becky Swain was behind your attack.
40:25She was.
40:29OK, Crystal, stay with me.
40:30We need to prove that.
40:32We need to prove it.
40:33We need evidence.
40:34Where can we find that?
40:42Yeah?
40:43Yeah, Hill.
40:44What?
40:45Say again?
40:46Hill.
40:47Hill.
40:48Hill.
40:52What for?
40:53No, I just want to pay a deposit for the wedding.
40:59Webster Bailey, yeah.
41:01Is card OK?
41:02Yeah, I can hold.
41:04You ready to go?
41:05Yeah, I'm just on the phone to the wedding planner.
41:07I'll meet you outside.
41:08No, I can't wait.
41:09No, no, no, it's fine.
41:10You go.
41:11I won't be long.
41:12Do you want the long card number?
41:13Yeah, and how much was it again?
41:14A thousand pounds?
41:15Great.
41:16Yep.
41:17Comet?
41:18Ganser?
41:19Oh!
41:20Prancer?
41:21Er...
41:22Yeah.
41:23Are there any more?
41:24Yeah, obvious one.
41:25Who?
41:26Think of something red and glowing.
41:41Fireball?
41:43What?!
41:44No!
41:45Rudolph!
41:46Oh, yes!
41:47Well, actually, there was a reindeer called Fireball.
41:51But he just wasn't part of the main gang.
41:52Really?
41:53Yeah.
41:54See, this is what I like about you.
41:55You're just full of interesting festive facts.
41:56Oh, so not the, er, sparkling personality and keen intellect?
41:57Nah, it's definitely the festive facts.
41:58Right, OK.
41:59So...
42:00Ah.
42:01Ahem.
42:02Would you like to...
42:03come up for a cup of euphemism?
42:04Oh...
42:05Er...
42:06I'm not sure.
42:07I happen to have some really good decaf euphemism.
42:10Freshly ground.
42:11Oh, uh, I'm not sure.
42:12Yeah, I've just got a little bit of interest in festive facts.
42:14So, um, a sparkling personality and keen intellect?
42:17Nah, it's definitely the festive facts.
42:18Right, OK.
42:19So...
42:20Ahem.
42:21Would you like to come up for a cup of euphemism?
42:23Oh...
42:24Er...
42:25I'm not sure.
42:27I happen to have some really good decaf euphemism.
42:32Freshly ground.
42:35Oh, well then. That sounds...
42:39...lucky.
42:44Can I have oat milk in my euphemism?
42:46You can have whatever you want after that.
42:49Come on.
42:51Watch the step.
42:53Oh, it's freezing!
42:57You sure? Hill and Rhubarb?
43:00Yeah, but that's what I heard.
43:03It was pretty hard to hear anything.
43:06What does that even mean?
43:08I don't know. It must be linked to Becky, cos that's who I was talking about.
43:13Unless he was just high on his meds.
43:15Did seem quite out of it.
43:17Well, there's got to be something we're not seeing.
43:20Well, I don't know. It's like we're doing a jigsaw without the box missing, innit?
43:24Right, well, let's just keep digging.
43:28You know what? No.
43:31Right, well, you can't give up now.
43:33Well, I can't be dealing with it. It's exhausting, all of it.
43:36Right, well, we just need to push on, Carla.
43:38You know, we'll find the missing pieces.
43:41Look, I'm sorry. You do what you want, okay?
43:44Like I said, if I didn't...
43:45Hang on.
43:46I don't want to.
43:48You know what?
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