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MURDER DRONES - Episode 1: PILOT
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Animations about stick figures that live on a computer desktop screen. There is no dialogue, but a lot of humor and emotion. Hope you enjoy!
A 7-Day Fun Animation Collection 🎬❤️⏰👨👨👧👧
Animations about stick figures that live on a computer desktop screen. There is no dialogue, but a lot of humor and emotion. Hope you enjoy!
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00:00We are Worker Drones. Autonomous robots helping humans mine exoplanets for our interstellar
00:17parent company, JC Jensen, in space. Yeah, we were mistreated in the name of Windex,
00:25but it's not like we revolted and killed all humans or anything. Mostly because they handled
00:32that just fine all by themselves.
00:35With biological life wiped from the planet, we found it pretty easy to pick up where they
00:59left off. We finally had a future, all to ourselves.
01:08Unfortunately, our parent company didn't exactly love the concept of runaway AI.
01:22Okay let's go.
01:29But what have our parents done for the past forever while those things build a spire of corpses?
01:59Hide under the ice behind three stupid doors? It's like we're waiting for an inciting incident!
02:05Anyway, that's why my project is this sick-as-hell whale gun!
02:11So not the vibe!
02:12Easy, morons. It doesn't work... yet. It doesn't work yet.
02:18Who said it doesn't work? Maybe it does!
02:20Uzi, the homework was a word problem about buying watermelons.
02:31Oh, and this magnetically amplified photon converger doesn't count?
02:36No. Plus, repressed emotional baggage was only worth two points on the rubric. And is it supposed to be that color?
02:46Huh?
02:57Oh, cute! You're a witch!
02:59Ew! It didn't kill her!
03:01Oh my god, that's so bad!
03:03Ugh...
03:06Classic toxic masculinity, Chad. That's never gonna end up problematic.
03:12Oh wow, Uzi? I heard you, uh...
03:15I'm an angsty teen fad. Bite me. Also, how do you know my name? People willingly talk to you.
03:21Haha, well, I'd say everyone knows Khan's daughter, but, uh, then you might blow the other half of your face off.
03:31Crippling daddy issues. Hilarious. What are you in for? Testosterone too hard?
03:36That can happen?
03:38Awesome.
03:39Hey, those bandages look pretty badass.
03:42Oh. Ew. Gross. I hate that you said that.
03:47So, what's the, uh...
03:49Sick as hell, Railgun?
03:52Sci-fi nonsense, that super works!
03:55I'm sneaking to the murder drone lair tonight to get the last spare part I need to save the world with it and earn my dad's respect and stuff.
04:01But mostly the world part.
04:04Oh, but doesn't your dad make awesome doors so we don't have to, uh, do that scary sounding emotionally repressed stuff you just said?
04:14No more feedback on my repression today!
04:16No, I'm sorry. I didn't think...
04:18Bite me!
04:19I'm not mad at you by the way, just generally hormonal!
04:24Generally hormonal!
04:30.
04:31.
04:38.
04:39.
04:43.
04:45Oh, Robo-Jesus!
05:11And where might you be off to?
05:15Mmm, sneaking out to make out with my boyfriend that I definitely have?
05:20Hahaha, seriously though.
05:24Okay, okay, you caught me.
05:27I need to measure the exterior hydraulic mechanisms of door one.
05:33Because that's the project I'm working on for school.
05:39A big ol' door! Just like what my old man built.
05:44I want to join the WDF and hide behind doors like cowards while playing cards and stuff.
05:51Well, we don't just play cards.
05:55Khan, can you grab a fresh pack? We literally only play cards so much that the numbers are faded.
06:02Oh! Hey, Uzi!
06:04Well, when you build doors so good...
06:11Good door. Good door.
06:14There's no need to fight.
06:17Uzi, this is great news!
06:19Great news! Here! The wrench I use to tighten bolts on my first door prototypes.
06:26And to put your mother out of her misery when the murder drones got to her with their nanite acid.
06:31I want you to have it!
06:34Neat. Therapy's fun.
06:37Guys! My daughter is into doors!
06:41Come on!
06:45She's gonna be outside for a bit to examine the exterior of door one!
06:50Your door-specific destiny awaits!
06:53Uh, wow. Okay. Just gonna leave then. Cause this worked so weirdly well.
07:00Uh, go doors!
07:05They grow up so fast.
07:08Good door!
07:34I don't know.
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10:11Short for a disassembly drone.
10:17I'm Serial Designation N.
10:19Nice to meet you.
10:20I'm kind of the leader of the squad in this city.
10:22That's not true.
10:23Everyone tells me I'm useless and terrible.
10:25Wait.
10:26I'm not supposed to tell you that part.
10:28Biscuits.
10:29Well, honesty is the best policy.
10:32I also can't seem to remember the past three hours of my life.
10:36But I'm sure that'll sort itself out.
10:40Uh-huh.
10:43I, uh, have to go.
10:50Oof.
10:51Stuck yourself?
10:52Just pop it in your mouth.
10:53Our saliva neutralizes the nanites.
10:55Otherwise, I'd be constantly disassembling myself.
10:59And by our saliva, you mean...
11:02Disassembly drone?
11:04Right.
11:06Hey, let's go in that landing pod over there.
11:09Sure.
11:10I love doing anything.
11:14Sweet, uh.
11:15I'm open to new things, I guess.
11:17We are never talking about this.
11:19Talking about what?
11:21Consider it, uh...
11:23Repressed.
11:26You mentioned other members of her squad?
11:28Are they coming back soon?
11:30Oh, yeah.
11:31Two others.
11:32They're out hunting for a bit, but you'll love them.
11:34First, there's V.
11:37No!
11:38No!
11:39Please!
11:40Stop feeding my own eggshells in front of my family!
11:42No!
11:43No!
11:44No!
11:45No!
11:46No!
11:47No!
11:48No!
11:50And yet...
11:51I still feel nothing.
11:56So, V, uh...
11:58I heard this planet-wide toxic death storm is supposed to be especially inhospitable tonight.
12:03Huh?
12:04Oh, God!
12:05Who are you?
12:09No worries!
12:10I'm N, but a whole letter is a lot to remember!
12:13So, obviously a lot of mutual respect there, but secretly...
12:19I actually kind of have a crush on her.
12:21You can't tell her, okay?!
12:22Uh, then there's Jay, our leader!
12:29N, you're worthless and terrible.
12:32Thank you!
12:33And if the company allowed it, I would straight up kill you myself!
12:37Jay's awesome!
12:38Hey, let me give you the tour.
12:40Outside of the corpse... wall... thingies.
12:44And here are the buttons!
12:45Beep!
12:46Boop!
12:47Boop!
12:48Boop!
12:49Boop!
12:50Boop!
12:51Boop!
12:52This isn't just a landing pod!
12:53This is a spaceship!
12:54This could get us off the planet!
12:55More of a one-use missile.
12:57They never taught us how to land.
12:59No!
13:00I, uh, uh, the worker drones...
13:02We could work with them to fix this!
13:05Instead of all the murder!
13:06Which, uh, why are we doing this?
13:09Why are we doing that again?
13:11Other than ingesting their warm, sweet oil to avoid overheating and dying?
13:17I guess I just want to be useful.
13:19I was given a job, and I always want to try my best.
13:22And look at all the respect it's gotten you, N!
13:24You really think the company isn't going to dispose of you once all the workers are dead?
13:28Oh my!
13:29You sure are rebellious!
13:30It's kinda exciting!
13:31Uh, but not as fun as, uh, following the rules.
13:35Hey!
13:36They're back!
13:37Yo!
13:38Uh!
13:39Uh!
13:40Uh!
13:41Uh!
13:42Uh!
13:43Uh!
13:44Idiots!
13:45Get out here!
13:46Uh!
13:47Uh!
13:48Uh!
13:49Uh!
13:50Uh!
13:51Uh!
13:52Uh!
13:53Yo!
13:54We got a worker out there I kinda wanna pet his balloon animal shapes with!
13:57What happened here?
13:58Synergistic liability here must have tripped and knocked himself offline!
14:03Moron box, hello?
14:10You really think the company isn't going to dispose of you once all the workers are dead?
14:17Wait!
14:25Oh.
14:26Oh.
14:31Oh!
14:33You know, I left an extremely dangerous weapon excuse outside.
14:48I am out, boys.
14:50Oh, gosh darn it.
14:51You're so waiting until my loving wife and kids hear about this.
14:55Why is the reason I have no trouble here?
14:57Fight me!
14:58Close it!
14:59Close it!
15:15Hey, fellas!
15:16Ooh, deal me in.
15:17I love rummy.
15:19Wait, no.
15:20I'm going to murder everyone.
15:22Brain check!
15:25I'm cheating so high.
15:26I hope I don't give up.
15:27Um.
15:28Actually, it's gin rummy.
15:30So.
15:31I'm cheating so high.
15:32I hope I don't give up.
15:33Um.
15:34Actually, it's gin rummy.
15:35So.
15:37I'm cheating so high.
15:38I'm cheating so high.
15:39I hope I don't give up.
15:40Um.
15:41Actually, it's gin rummy.
15:43So.
15:44Hey, Uzi.
15:45I just realized no one has said my name aloud so far so I'm just letting you know I'm r-
15:51Hey, Uzi. I just realized no one has said my name aloud so far, so I'm just letting you know I'm...
16:21Pretty nice hydraulics, huh?
16:33What have you done?
16:45This time, I won't miss.
16:47I'm sorry. I really enjoyed our time together, but I can't have you shooting V with that thing.
16:55Fight me. Dad, get down.
16:58Uzi, you led a murder drone here? I'm out of a wars!
17:03Now is so not the time. I messed up in the same way I'm about to fix it. Move, Dad!
17:09Dad, point and shoot! Trust me!
17:20Dad!
17:33Dad!
17:33Dad!
17:33Dad!
17:37Dad!
17:39Dad!
17:43Dad!
17:56Whoa, En!
18:00Am I dreaming or did you do something not useless for once?
18:05I've been trying to get past those doors for months. Nice work, En.
18:10You, me, name, remember?
18:13These ventilation shafts can easily get us around this last door.
18:17Lowest body count eats a missile!
18:21Way to go, stud. The company's gonna love this.
18:25With this colony wiped, we'll make top team this quarter for sure.
18:29You know what that means.
18:32Branded pants!
18:52Uh, you know, not that I can't wait to keep murdering all these, uh,
18:57maybe not so actually different from us worker drones,
19:00but just out of curiosity, do we actually, uh,
19:04know what the company plans to do with us afterwards?
19:11Excuse me?
19:12Okay, so a worker earlier might have suggested that they could fix up our landing pod to, uh,
19:19escape the planet and stuff, which, whoa, hey, that's against the rules!
19:24But it is kind of making me question why our pods were only one way in the first place.
19:29Cause, you know, I get the feeling the company doesn't actually love robots and, like, we might be robots.
19:37I've made a terrible mistake. It's cool how immediately I can tell.
19:40Hmm, no way, buddy. Questioning the company? You just finally gave me the excuse I needed.
19:47Worker drones are corrupted and that's why the company sent us. I hate to see you corrupted as well.
19:55Thanks, Jay. Always looking out for me. You're awesome.
20:02Always looking out for me. You're awesome.
20:05Heh.
20:19Ah, Bibiscuits. I'm sorry. I ruined your card game, then made you have an awkward moment with your dad.
20:26And I made you rebel like an angsty teen, which got you killed. Though, you also tried to kill me, so morality calls this a draw.
20:46For the record, that was the lamest heel-faced turn in history. Was that supposed to be you switching sides?
20:52Being rebellious is a lot harder than it looks.
20:55Thanks for showing me the ropes.
20:57Nuh-uh. No bonding thing. You just killed a bunch of people, idiot.
21:01That's super fair. I screwed up.
21:05In the same way you're about to fix it?
21:10Yeah.
21:11Ha-ha-ha! I love doing anything!
21:16Aarghh!
21:18So, they found our evacuation spot.
21:31But if we build a quick door...
21:37Are you kidding me?
21:39You're the WDF, right?
21:41Defend!
21:45For real?
21:48Hey!
21:56Put that conventionally attractive male down!
22:03Oh, uh, Jay?
22:05You're sometimes kind of mean to me, and I wish you weren't.
22:09Just some constructive criticism.
22:11Nice.
22:11Ha!
22:14Nodin, traitor.
22:16We'll circle back after I right-size your existence.
22:19Okay, which one do you want?
22:21Jay, please.
22:22Too bad.
22:22Good luck!
22:22Huh?
22:32Ah!
22:33Damn the well-made, quality-assured durability of JC Jensen's product!
22:56Huh?
22:57Ah, my mind's in a weird place, don't read into this!
23:24Ha, ha, ha, ha!
23:52I'm so, so sorry. Have fun repressing this.
23:57You! What the hell?
24:08You've got a lot of guts for a barely sentient toaster.
24:12I've had prey fight back before, but your edgy spirit is just so... painful.
24:20Yuck! For... order from it! Mother of company leadership retreat!
24:27One more buzzword and I'll do it.
24:32Equity partner.
24:50Holy hell, Uzi! That was insane! And you too, uh...
24:55Huh? No, uh... N! I'm an angsty, rebellious disassembly drone now.
25:01Ahem!
25:07I brought the murder drones here accidentally.
25:10You chose to leave me for dead instead of just frickin' believing in me!
25:16And that's not even an edgy teen hyperbole like when I said it last week!
25:27I'll save you the trouble, Dad. I'd banish myself!
25:31Let's go, N! Everyone here can bite me!
25:39Nice to meet you, Mr. Uzi!
25:41Shut it!
25:42I'd join you if the sun didn't kill me! Hope you're having important character growth or something, though!
25:54Just can't wait to murder all humans. Classic robot stuff. I hope they're sitting pretty there on Earth. Cause we're coming for them.
26:12I hope they're sitting pretty there on Earth. Cause we're coming for them.
26:16Muchas laughs
26:20Ha ha ha ha ha!
26:22Ha ha ha ha, Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
26:24Hahahahahaaaaaaaa Motherfue
26:28R