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00:00You
00:30BOOM!
00:32Oh, you're dead.
00:34Oh, you're dead!
00:44Thanks, kid.
00:46I've been waiting to fuck this shitty-ass place up for a long time.
00:56You did this!
02:00Three hours later.
02:01Well, that was a complete waste of time.
02:02Of course.
02:03He's not a snowman.
02:04He's the fucking imposter!
02:08Meanwhile, in the parallel universe...
02:15Gentlemen, I bring you...
02:18Frosty the Frosty.
02:19Yeah, I don't know, man.
02:21I mean, after last time...
02:23This time shall be different!
02:27Three hours later...
02:29Well, fuck you!
02:31I wish he'd come back.
02:32Yay, he said he...
02:33Bad touch!
02:34Bad touch!
02:34Strike him!
02:35Fix him!
02:35No, no, no, no!
02:36Oh, nuts!
02:38I wonder if he really meant it.
02:40Well, certainly he meant it.
02:42Y'all remember that day Frosty left?
02:46Frosty the snowman...
02:48But they didn't even...
02:49I'm sorry, they caught me off guard.
02:51They didn't lead it!
02:52They didn't lead it!
02:53They didn't lead it!
02:53They didn't let my...
02:54Oh, man!
02:55Yeah, look at this shit right here.
02:56He don't give a name.
02:58He don't give an explanation.
02:59He doesn't say...
03:00Not even like introduce...
03:01Like, I'm the narrator.
03:02No, he just goes right into a freestyle.
03:04Yeah, he just goes into it, you know?
03:05He don't give a name or an explanation for his presence.
03:10Man, it's the first time this dog has had a captive audience.
03:20Oh, hi!
03:21You caught me in a goose.
03:27I want peanuts!
03:29Gee, it sure is boring around here.
03:32I...
03:33I...
03:34I...
03:34I've been up here such a long time.
03:37Help me!
03:46I think we did that joke already.
03:48City of Winter Wonderland.
03:50First snow of season.
03:52But there's nothing on it!
03:54Hey.
03:56Hey.
03:59Why are we still here?
04:02Just to suffer?
04:03Hey.
04:04BRO!
04:05City of Winter Wonderland.
04:07First snow of season.
04:10No, I don't really feel like it.
04:13Al Gore invents internet?
04:15New technology?
04:16Last hope for fading stars?
04:18Baby, I'm back!
04:20And here I am.
04:24And so Frosty sat down and wrote a letter to all his old friends.
04:29Dear kids.
04:30Frosty sat down and wrote a letter to all his old friends.
04:33I love Frosty.
04:34I love Frosty.
04:34Baby, stop, don't.
04:35Frosty sat down and wrote a letter to all his old friends.
04:36Frosty wasn't gone.
04:38They don't have a hand in my mom.
04:39We're late for our team.
04:41The Owen Wilson liners.
04:43You've heard the old familiar tale.
04:46How Frosty stole from Kikassia?
04:49I'll be still a story all about how Frosty died.
04:53The end.
04:54What the f**k was that?
04:56But do you know the story of how Frosty took a life?
05:03Just try and stop me.
05:04AHHHHH!
05:05AHHHHH!
05:06AHHHHH!
05:07AHHHHH!
05:08AHHHHH!
05:08AHHHHH!
05:09AHHHHH!
05:09AHHHHH!
05:10AHHHHH!
05:10AHHHHH!
05:11AHHHHH!
05:11AHHHHH!
05:12AHHHHH!
05:12AHHHHH!
05:13AHHHHH!
05:14Kurt is now in session.
05:17As you are no doubt aware, Frosty committed a murder.
05:20That is a ridiculous lie.
05:22Eeeeh.
05:23Eeeeh.
05:23Lost platypus looks like a girl?
05:25Why did you use that picture?
05:27Eli.
05:27Join me.
05:28We can rule the galaxy.
05:30F**k off!
05:31Okay.
05:32Frosty the Frosty.
05:34It's all just a big fairy tale.
05:36That's not what I meant to!
05:38AHHHHH!
05:39I've added a-
05:39AHHHHH!
05:40AHHHHH!
05:43YO!
05:44What's up, diggity-dogs?
05:47I just made a mess in the other room!
05:49Hello, I'm The Right Opinion, and today we talk about-
05:51James!
05:52Join me.
05:53We can-
05:53No, no, no, no, no, no.
05:54Alright, alright!
05:55Sounds of winter laughter were soon ringing through the metal, but there was one person who
06:02got very jealous.
06:08Jack Frost, that icy artist who paints the world white every winter.
06:13Why is that snowman getting all the credit?
06:16Why don't the children love me?
06:18Why don't the horse love me?
06:21I think I contributed something.
06:23Pretty sure you did not.
06:24Hey!
06:25Why don't you guys ever invite me to Christmas?
06:30Oh, we just don't like you.
06:32What?
06:33Hey!
06:33Now Frosty was still the fastest Billy Whopper!
06:36This must end!
06:37I'll show him!
06:38This must end!
06:39I'll show him!
06:40I'll show him!
06:41Which side curia should be ex об musting him!
06:44I can't do it!
06:45I will show him!
06:46I'll show him!
06:47I'll show you!
06:48Oh, my God!
06:48And I'll show this Billy Whopper Newton Wow!
06:50Let's go!
06:51No, no, no!
06:54The audience is now dead!
06:59Sssss!
07:00Why hello there!
07:01Did you make that all by yourself?
07:03That's right, you motherf*****!
07:06I can do anything!
07:10They'll close down all the skooks!
07:14No, skooks!
07:15Nope!
07:15I do not want to go in a twister zone!
07:17Hey, we don't care about you!
07:19We prefer this!
07:20Quit while you're ahead!
07:21Merry Christmas, you f**kface!
07:22Hop aboard!
07:23SILENCE!
07:24Oh, what fun it is to ride
07:26In one horse open sleigh!
07:30Put out!
07:31There are 2 horses!
07:32SHUT UP!
07:32Uhhhh!
07:33Uh...
07:34I could never count!
07:36Wait a minute!
07:37I can count to 10...
07:403...
07:401...
07:414...
07:422...
07:425...
07:431...
07:4321...
07:4423...
07:4424...
07:4525...
07:4524...
07:4634...
07:4724...
07:4724...
07:482...
07:48No, no!
07:49I know you wanna...
07:50Are you sure about that!?
07:52Dump, dump, dump, dump, dump!
07:54Dump, dump, dump, dump, dump!
07:57Look at...
07:58Tigger!
07:58Skate...
07:59シューッ
08:00sbwg
08:01シュシシシ
08:02Make it a figure!
08:049?
08:069?
08:089?
08:099 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9
08:11Have the taste in my Super Freeze prevent.
08:19nour shots
08:22Yes, I have the
08:24Titus
08:25Wait a minute.
08:25Ah, I see. She's covered it in bioluminescent algae as a diversion.
08:30Well, there was so much snow blowing around that Jack Frost didn't see that he had the wrong hat.
08:38Oh, I don't know what could have helped you out there.
08:41It was he.
08:42I'm bored.
08:43But you can't come indoors with us. Good mouth, Frosty.
08:46Oh, I know. But when you're all together inside, and I'm all alone outside...
08:53HELPOWWWWWWYAAH!!
08:58Give me big anime eyes!
09:03Do you know what you need, Frosty?
09:05A hot. sexy. wife.
09:07RAINvenge drain.
09:09What's her wife?
09:11A brain drain!
09:15You mean you've never heard of it?
09:17Boy, have you been missing out!
09:19Oh
09:21Okay
09:23YOU GAVE THE MAN PORN!
09:25You know what you need, Frosty?
09:27A WIFE
09:33You really should get a WIFE
09:34What the fuck is a WIFE?
09:37Chicks!
09:38Girls!
09:38I said
09:39GIRLS!
09:40Okay
09:40SO LET'S DO THIS THING!
09:46An latest montage fixes it
09:48COME ON ALREADY!
09:51Good
09:53Yeah, good, but
09:54Mmm, but
09:55I-I-I really like tall girls
10:01How's that?
10:02A-a little taller?
10:06Okay, good
10:07Um, curvy?
10:11A-a little more curvy?
10:13Uh, okay, that's curvy enough for you, young man
10:15What do you think?
10:16She's pretty
10:17Good
10:17What will we call
10:18turn homes
10:21NaaGh
10:22Let's set it
10:23YOUR MOM
10:26YOUR MOM?
10:30Fiona
10:30OH HEEL L
10:32NO!
10:32Corn Flakes?
10:33Corn Flakes!
10:36Yes! Corn Flakes!
10:38Oh, that's good!
10:39Crystal Clock!
10:40No! Let's go!
10:41How about...
10:47Yeah!
10:49Oh, that's great!
10:51That's what we just fucking said, you retard!
10:53You got to shout at me!
10:54How about...
10:55Cryst-
10:58Hello, Crystal!
11:02How's it going?
11:05How are you doing?
11:09Doesn't seem too friendly.
11:10Oh, when they placed it on her head...
11:22She's...
11:26Don't let your kids watch it!
11:28Oh, when they placed it on her head...
11:32Nothing.
11:37You lose!
11:39Gee...
11:41Well, it was a nice idea anyway.
11:43Frosty the Snowman was a very...
11:46Miles and miles and miles and miles away...
11:50In another part of when...
11:52Jack Frost sat on Jack Frost for the first time in forever!
11:56Hmm...
11:57Hmm...
11:58Holy...
11:59This isn't the magic hat!
12:01This is a horse's hat!
12:09I'll blow that Snowman's frosted penis!
12:12What?
12:13Oh, gee, Christmas...
12:15You're still real to me, dammit!
12:16Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
12:17It's magic!
12:20Birthday!
12:21Happy Christmas!
12:22What took you so long?
12:24Sorry, I had to wait 20 years for hours.
12:27Hey, everybody!
12:29We're gonna have a wedding!
12:31A wedding!
12:33The symptoms of asthma can vary from mild to more serious.
12:37Shortness of breath is another common symptom of asthma.
12:40It can be described as struggling to get air into their lungs.
12:44Hey, everybody!
12:46Or it can be struggling to breathe normally.
12:49And some people with asthma describe it as breathing through a straw.
12:53Hey, everybody!
12:54We're gonna have a wedding!
12:55You can't marry a man you just met.
12:58Days of intensive therapy later!
13:02Oh, no!
13:15You took my hat!
13:17Oh, Frosty!
13:19What's he done to you?
13:23No more Frosty!
13:25No more Frosty!
13:27No more Frosty!
13:31You son of a...
13:45No more Frosty!
14:04No more Frosty!
14:06I got it!
14:06What's that thing?
14:07Why, it's a plot device I stole from a better movie!
14:11What's it do?
14:11I love you, Frosty!
14:13I love you, Frosty!
14:15I'm back, baby!
14:16I love you, Frosty!
14:17I love you, Frosty!
14:17I love you, Frosty!
14:18I love you, Frosty!
14:18I love you, Frosty!
14:19I love you, Frosty!
14:20I love you, Frosty!
14:21I love you, Frosty!
14:21That's fucking illegal!
14:22Isn't it?
14:26You hear me, you bastard?
14:28I'll cut off your nutsack and nail it to my door!
14:32Like one of those lying door knockers rich folks got!
14:37That will be your balls!
14:43And go crash its DeLorean into my TARDIS!
14:49The next day at the pretty lake!
14:51Don't take my word for it!
14:52Look!
14:52With your eyes!
14:53Now!
14:53Parson Brown showed up, but when he saw Frosty and Crystal...
14:58Dear me, I didn't know you were white people!
15:00I'm only allowed to marry black people!
15:02Birthday happy!
15:03We gather here today to bear witness to the union!
15:09Ah, can we just skip ahead to the ideas?
15:11How many times do we have to teach you this lesson?
15:15What the hell is this?
15:18Now the competition will be double!
15:24I will not allow it!
15:25I will not allow it!
15:27I am the most powerful thing in winter!
15:36Wait a minute!
15:37Just walk!
15:38Finally!
15:39I'm getting some attention!
15:41Well, if you're turning that wind down a bit, it would be a lot easier to be heard!
15:47All right, but just for a minute!
15:52What a neat idea!
15:53I mean, what are you whispering about?
15:57Jack Frost!
15:57You are a bad guy!
15:58But this does not mean you're a bad guy!
16:03I don't get it!
16:03You don't have to be the bad guy!
16:13You are the most talented, most interesting, and most extraordinary person in the universe!
16:23And you still can change everything!
16:31Gee, I didn't mean to hurt anybody!
16:33I like the flowers, and even though I never get a chance to see them!
16:38It's just fun to be chatting to the mic for a few minutes!
16:44Do a nice editing up!
16:46Wait, wait, wait!
16:46There's just a little more to go!
16:48Oh joy!
16:49What next?
16:49The dance number?
16:50You're not too far off, actually!
16:52Oh, frog!
16:53When the temperature goes up, it's time for us to get out of here!
16:56Wait friends, wait!
16:58I can fix that!
17:02There is a great benefit to YouTube, but that means sacrificing a lot, and not just the conveniences!
17:08It means basics, like a decent sleep routine!
17:11So, can't we just get along?
17:13Oh, d-d-deer!
17:15I hadn't thought about that!
17:18GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!
17:22Okay, fine!
17:26I know I'm gonna regret this!
17:41Are you crazy?
17:42Crazy?
17:43Yes!
17:44Heartless?
17:45No!
17:45Come on back, you can save one last time!
17:52You, you fellas, really mean it!
17:54Of course!
17:55Nope!
17:55Well...
17:57And that is...
17:58Brain drain!
18:00Nothing!
18:02Oh, isn't that nice!
18:03A Snow Wife!
18:08A SNOW WIFE?!
18:14Oh no!
18:15Not again!
18:15BOOM!
18:16BOOM!
18:17TIFTALL!
18:18TIFTALL!
18:23Ah ha!
18:24Ah ha!
18:26I'll kill you!
18:27I'll kill you!
18:28The next day at the Missile Defense Complex!
18:30What's wrong show?
18:30I'm in!
18:31You see, I'm made out of pinions, and pinions can never die!
18:36May crumble, and go to bed!
18:38I'm in!
18:44Kill you!
18:44I hope you've enjoyed the final firstvenu!
18:47I love everybody!
18:49All too often, our happiest memories are packed away in the hard-to-reach places.
19:06But when you find something long forgotten, you rediscover what you knew all along.
19:19You're welcome.
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