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00:00Oh
00:30I don't know.
01:00I don't know.
01:30The light has shone on you tonight, but I'll go walking through the darkened streets alone.
01:40And fall asleep with a smile, saving my pennies, cause the oracle told me so.
01:53I've learned to trust my head to turn.
02:01I don't know.
02:03I don't know.
02:07I can't grab my hand.
02:33That's it.
02:35Good girl.
02:40Where are we coming to next?
02:44I don't know yet.
02:51Okay.
03:00Let's keep moving.
03:01Let's keep moving.
03:08Let's keep moving.
03:09Let's keep moving.
03:11Let's keep moving.
03:13Let's keep moving.
03:14Let's keep moving.
03:15Let's keep moving.
03:16Let's keep moving.
03:17Let's keep moving.
03:18Let's keep moving.
03:19Let's keep moving.
03:20You okay?
03:21I'm feeling cold.
03:27Right, okay.
03:32Let's get you something warm to wear and something sweet.
03:35Okay, very cold right okay, um let's get you something warm to wear and something sweet, okay, all right
04:05All right, what we just did was whirlish whirling it in water, okay, never ever do that again
04:29Okay, okay, just jump on top, jump on top
04:36No, wait in there in there
04:51Yeah the woman cozy where's the cross lady the cross lady
04:59Oh
05:01Oh, you mean you mean Zoe?
05:04Um
05:06Okay, okay, um
05:10Zoe might not be coming back
05:13Um, but she wasn't really cross, you know
05:17No, actually, that's a lie
05:19Sometimes she was a bit cross
05:21And mean
05:24Actually, she could be really really mean, you know
05:26But there's this saying that we have about dogs
05:32Her bark was worse than her bite
05:35Woof
05:36Oh, don't stop go on, I was enjoying that
05:41Oh my god, I thought you would
05:45How did you get here?
05:47Hi
05:48Donnie
05:51Oh, oh, hi
05:53Yeah, thanks for abandoning us, by the way
05:56Who's this?
05:57This is the reason we needed the puffin boat
06:01You left us in the boat
06:05Thank you
06:06We're gonna have to owe you for the puffin trip, I'm sorry
06:09Oh, not at all
06:10On the house
06:11I mean, you never actually saw any puffins, did you?
06:13No, we bloody didn't
06:15Listen, you ladies better get yourself along to the police
06:18Let them know what the English are up to out there
06:20Us ladies will be just fine, thanks Donnie
06:24Donnie, thanks a lot
06:26You're a pal
06:27You know where I am
06:28You're a puffin boy isn't the only one who's after you
06:40Keep your head down
06:40I should get out of here before the villagers drive a stake through my heart
06:44A bus, a bus, there's a bus, there's a bus, this way
06:49You see this woman?
06:58You see this woman?
07:02What's up?
07:03Please keep an eye for you
07:04Yes, thank you officer
07:05Definitely
07:05Well, yeah
07:28Guess why You see this woman?
07:31I look here
07:33She are flies
07:36She is
07:36She is
07:36A view
07:37She's
07:38Her
07:38Her
07:39She can't
07:39She's
07:41She's
07:42She comes
07:43Okay
07:44Good
07:49Lord
07:49Let's go.
08:19What's the matter?
08:42Can I just say something?
08:44Like, maybe, maybe Mr. Puffin Boy was right, you know?
08:48What if we just go to the police, tell them what's happened
08:52and that none of this is our fault?
08:55Come over here.
09:00So, listen.
09:02Um, Sarah.
09:05So, we're not in Balamori.
09:07We are in the middle of a massive government cover-up.
09:10There is a bounty on her head and probably one on yours, too.
09:13This is way above the pay grade of PC Plum,
09:15so we've got to get out of here as soon as possible, get it?
09:17Yeah.
09:17OK, so let's go.
09:22Come on.
09:25I'll go first.
09:27You go first.
09:28OK.
09:31Hello, hi.
09:32Hi.
09:33To the train station.
09:34Two adults and one child.
09:36Yep.
09:37Thanks.
09:41That's five pounds, please.
09:45Great.
09:45Fuck it.
09:46Fuck it.
09:55We'll be home soon.
10:07I promise, OK?
10:08Oh, God.
10:09Oh, God.
10:12Oh, God.
10:16Shh.
10:23Thank God.
10:23Thank God.
10:28Oh, God.
10:30Shh.
10:32um no one can find out where that came from who put all of this together
10:55joe silverman he was at oxford pi working with a woman called sarah trafford
10:59she believed that the young girl who survived the explosion had been deliberately disappeared
11:04and your boss shut this down orders from above leave it alone so over to you
11:29what the hell is all this
11:46let's get the fuck out of here before someone puts us on tiktok
11:59what the hell is all this
13:28I want to know everything about the group of soldiers who were meant to be court-martialed but weren't.
13:41What happened to them?
13:43You might need to be more specific.
13:45Don't treat me like an idiot just because they're like a smelly candle.
13:47Why was a house exploded in Oxford?
13:49And why is there a child called Dinah Singleton missing?
13:52You said you barely knew Isaac Wright.
13:54He had your fucking number on speed dial.
13:57Well, I was trying to protect you.
13:59How chivalrous.
14:00But you didn't need to know everything.
14:03However, your digging will have no doubt left you with dirt on your perfectly manicured hands.
14:11Plausible deniability only really works when it's plausible.
14:15Tea?
14:16No, no, no, no.
14:17The shit is on your shoes, right?
14:19I'm not carrying the can for your tomfuckery.
14:22Look.
14:26The plot's information hasn't yet made its way out into the murky waters of social media.
14:31So do please just allow me to bang it on the head with a shovel.
14:37Where's the child?
14:46We have top government employees containing the situation.
14:50Ah, what's that code for?
14:53But you're right.
14:54The court-martialed soldiers, let's call them what they are, war criminals, didn't die in a helicopter crash.
15:05We gave them an opportunity to volunteer R&D, weapons testing.
15:13R&D?
15:16Research and development.
15:17Yes, I'm aware of what it means, but in this context, what were you developing?
15:22A new weapon and an antidote.
15:29Oh, so the soldiers were guinea pigs.
15:33The soldiers were lucky.
15:39Oh, my God.
15:46This department has committed appalling war crimes.
15:50Yes, I admit the optics aren't great.
15:56The antidote could have been the holy grail.
16:00Game-changing for modern defense and for them.
16:06Now it's just a case of tying up loose ends.
16:10I...
16:11I don't...
16:13Okay, we just drove straight past those people waiting at a bus stop.
16:37Did we?
16:38Yeah.
16:52Hi, you've reached Hamza Malik.
16:55I'm not able to answer the phone at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message, please do so after the beep.
17:00I may be just in a meeting or temporarily indisposed.
17:05Alternatively, if it's urgent, you can also contact my assistant, Claire, or you can try me again in five minutes.
17:10I'll endeavour to respond ASAP or very soon after that.
17:12Okay, thank you.
17:14Malik.
17:16Tiny bit of pressure building here.
17:18What the hell are you doing up there?
17:20Sporan shopping.
17:22Whatever it is, please stop.
17:24And, oh, I don't know, turn on your fucking phone.
17:27Okay, what's next?
17:37Oh, great, okay.
17:51Hang on.
17:52No, no, driver, this is our stop.
17:54Mate, could you slow down?
17:55We need to get off the bus.
17:57Why is he not slowing down?
18:00Oi, mate!
18:01What's your problem?
18:03Oh, God.
18:04Why are you driving us into the middle of a...
18:06There is no need for you to...
18:08Oh, my God.
18:10It's you.
18:10Yes, yes!
18:12Oh, God!
18:16Oh, God!
18:16Oh, God!
18:17Oh!
18:17Oh, God!
18:18Oh, God!
18:21Don't get past!
18:22Don't get past!
18:23I won't stop!
18:25Oh, God!
18:26Oh, God!
18:28Oh, God!
18:30Oh, God!
18:43Oh, God!
18:44You okay?
18:45Are you okay?
18:45Yeah.
18:45Okay?
18:46Not hot?
18:47No, God!
18:47Oh, God!
18:49Oh, God!
18:51We've got to get out of here. He's wanted them.
18:58Let's go to the church. Might have someone in there.
19:21Let's go for a little walk here, shall we? Come on! Let's go!
19:30Hold on, mate. It's all right.
19:33Move! Come on! In the church.
19:42Right. That's it.
19:51Stay there.
20:02Right, in. Let's go.
20:14Right, in. In, in, in, in, in! Come on!
20:18Ah, right. Um...
20:21OK. OK.
20:31Yes?
20:33I've got them, sir.
20:35All three of them. In a church.
20:38Church? Yes, sir.
20:40I trust we're not talking congregations, hymns and vicars?
20:43No, no, no, no, no, sir. It's empty.
20:46I drove them here myself.
20:49In a bus.
20:50Marvellous.
20:52So everything is going according to plan?
20:55Yes.
20:56What? It's...
20:57It'll be OK.
20:58What are you doing?
21:00Sit down.
21:03Sit down!
21:04Here! Sit down here!
21:06Quick! Come on! Sit down!
21:08It's OK.
21:11Shh!
21:12It's OK.
21:14What, what exactly do you want me to do, sir?
21:17I've been through this, Malick.
21:19Don't make me repeat myself.
21:22I said finish it.
21:24Yes, sir.
21:25Yeah.
21:26And, um...
21:28Just to clarify, sir.
21:33Finish it.
21:34You're supposed to be military intelligence men.
21:39I've met more intelligent than mollusks.
21:49But, um...
21:52I don't want to kid either.
21:55Surely.
21:56It's OK.
22:02Sir?
22:07Second thought, stay put.
22:09I'm sending backup.
22:12Yes.
22:13Yes.
22:15Thank you, sir.
22:17OK.
22:19OK.
22:23Lovely.
22:26Hello, sweetheart.
22:44Where are you?
22:45Heading off on Holly Bob's.
22:47It's not as nice, but, er...
22:49I'd rather have the sun on my skin.
22:51Malick has shat the bed.
22:53Sorry to hear that, but I've done my bit.
22:56Downey's shuffled off this motor coil.
22:57I'm out.
22:58I need you.
22:59I am handing this to you on a plate, Cray.
23:02See to them all.
23:05All three.
23:07I've sent the coordinates.
23:10I need an incentive.
23:12I've got you the money.
23:13Fake ID.
23:14Flight's out.
23:15What else do you want?
23:16Hamza.
23:22Enjoy.
23:25OK.
23:26So what's our plan?
23:27Ideally, we can get out of here before bungaloo butch Cassidy goes rogue.
23:42You know, I reckon we can take him down.
23:46He's out of control.
23:47He's got a gun, Sarah.
23:48Jesus Christ.
23:50Sorry.
23:51Didn't mean to be rude.
23:52Another spot of divine intervention would be creatively received.
24:06Oh, no, careful.
24:07That's dangerous.
24:10Will you two stop whispering?
24:12Right, I'm separating you.
24:13You sit over there.
24:15Move.
24:16Right.
24:17Here's what's going to happen.
24:18Wait, can you not keep doing that, please?
24:20Yes.
24:21Yes.
24:22Look, I'm in charge here.
24:25We all just need to stay calm until backup arrives.
24:28To find backup.
24:29Well, I imagine it'll be a helicopter.
24:31Or something.
24:33Well, er, you remember the big birdie helicopter?
24:43Eh?
24:44She's all right.
24:46She knows me.
24:47You remember the big birdie helicopter?
24:52Don't you, Dinah?
24:53Here you are.
24:55Don't you, Dinah?
24:56Here, take it.
24:57I know, I know how this looks, me, with a G-U-N.
25:03But honestly, honestly, I am not a bad person.
25:08And the G-U-N is just a precautionary measure.
25:11And look, look, if it helps, I could do that.
25:13Could you not?
25:14Does that help? No.
25:15All right, it doesn't help.
25:16Look, we all just, we all just need to stay calm,
25:20and then we won't have to resort to any...
25:23V-I-O...
25:27Ellie...
25:32Violence!
25:43Oh, shit.
25:44Get out!
25:50Oh, shit!
26:05Are you okay?
26:06No.
26:07Please.
26:08Please help me.
26:09All right.
26:15No.
26:16Ah!
26:20Sorry.
26:25Sorry.
26:27Yeah.
26:28Sorry.
26:37Quick.
26:38Quick.
26:48Come here.
26:49Go down.
26:56Go down.
26:57That's it.
27:11Someone call for backup?
27:12Back up.
27:22You.
27:23You sent him?
27:24Oh, fuck.
27:25Oh.
27:26Oh.
27:28Oh.
27:30Oh.
27:31Oh.
27:33Oh.
27:34Oh.
27:35Oh.
27:36Oh.
27:38Oh.
27:40Oh.
27:41Oh.
27:42Your horrible boss sent me because his lily-livered lackeys to chicken shit to get his own hands dirty
27:49To be fair this bit was
27:52Way easier than I expected
27:57Woman and kid all done in one easy hit
28:03Boom
28:06Literally
28:08Anyway now he wants your scalp to hamster
28:10Don't believe you see yourself
28:15By the way, you've been on my personal hit list for a while
28:19You said they were sighs of relief when they bagged my little brother you called him an idiot
28:31Are you joking
28:35They will be dancing the street when I drag your corpse home
28:40I think you say can scare me anymore
29:00I don't know
29:08Sorry
29:15Stay there
29:17No
29:22Try it
29:24Tory
29:25Hey
29:30Hurry up
29:33A day
29:37Tory
29:39Come on
29:40вин
29:41How'd she get out of there?
29:55Sally.
29:56Fuck.
30:11Stay.
30:15Dinah.
30:27Oh my, Dinah.
30:29Dinah.
30:37Dinah.
30:38Dinah.
30:41Dina!
30:57Dina!
30:59Dina, wait for him!
31:11Dina!
31:21Dina!
31:23Little Dina!
31:25Sounds a bit like dinosaur, doesn't it?
31:27You like dinosaurs, don't you?
31:29What's your favourite dinosaur?
31:33Dina!
31:43My son Milo loves a Brachiosaurus.
31:47I'm a little dinosaur, short and stout.
31:51Here's my wings and here's my...
31:59I'm a Brontosaurus.
32:01Tall and thin.
32:03I've got a pointy tail.
32:06And I've got no...
32:15And I've got no wings.
32:20Dina, wait there! Dina!
32:24Dina, wait!
32:28Dina, run.
32:31Go!
32:34You know you're a tool.
32:36You're a weapon of the state.
32:38You're screwed.
32:39No, I know where all the bodies are buried
32:41because me and my brother buried them.
32:44One more reason for them.
32:46To throw you to the lions.
32:48I'll be delighted to watch.
32:50Your brother killed my husband.
32:53My husband!
32:54Oh!
32:55You're thinking kin for kin.
32:58Or then we'll be even.
32:59Might as well have fun.
33:00Well I still can!
33:01Oh!
33:02Oh!
33:03Oh!
33:04We've got two ways that we can game this, haven't we Sarah?
33:08Put the gun down.
33:09You help me find Dina, persuade her to come with me.
33:12And then honestly, from your point of view,
33:13it's just a matter of signing a few official secret documents.
33:17You put this thing behind you, start again like it never happened.
33:22No.
33:24I'm not giving you the kid.
33:25Okay.
33:26The other way is that you don't put the gun down.
33:29Let's say you end up killing me.
33:32And erm...
33:35Well you tell the world...
33:38whatever it is you think you know.
33:39Oh I know exactly what you've been up to.
33:41Covering up toxic war games.
33:51Shit!
33:52Well in that case you need to bear in mind the consequences.
33:57I might be dead but the department I work for won't be.
34:03It's not a difficult decision is it Sarah?
34:07Happily ever after or fuck everyone.
34:11Pardon my French.
34:16Why can't you just leave us alone?
34:18I can help you Sarah.
34:21I'm not a psychopath.
34:29You see I...
34:31I don't want to harm you.
34:33And if you pull that trigger...
34:36everything could backfire.
34:38Look I get it.
34:41You got involved in something that wasn't your fault.
34:45I know what I got involved in.
34:47Compare to my colleagues!
34:49I am motherfucking terrazer!
34:51And if you pull that trigger...
34:58you'll start something you can't ever stop.
35:01You.
35:03The child.
35:06Everyone you know and love...
35:09will all meet major accidents.
35:13Oh no!
35:14Oh no!
35:15Here's your final moments Barham!
35:16No!
35:18You should be saying your fucking prayers.
35:26Come on put the gun down.
35:28And I promise you...
35:30nothing bad...
35:31will happen to you or the child.
35:32I promise you...
35:34I promise you...
35:38come on put the...
35:39put the gun down.
35:50Ah!
35:52Ah!
35:54Ah!
35:56Ah!
35:57Thought you might do that.
36:07Yeah.
36:11Sorry.
36:12Ah!
36:13Ah!
36:14Ah!
36:15Ah!
36:16Ah!
36:17Ah!
36:38Plugs are in.
36:40It'll blow your arm off.
36:42Dickhead.
36:44Ah!
36:45Ah!
36:47Ah!
36:49Ah!
36:51Ah!
36:53Ah!
36:55Ah!
36:57Ah!
36:59Ah!
37:01Ah!
37:03Ah!
37:05Ah!
37:07Ah!
37:08Ah!
37:09Ah!
37:10Ah!
37:11Ah!
37:12Ah!
37:13Ah!
37:14Ah!
37:16Ah!
37:17Ah!
37:20Ah!
37:21Ah!
37:22Ah!
37:24Dona!
37:26Dona!
37:28Dona!
37:30Where are you Dona?
37:35Dona!
37:36Are you alright pal?
37:37Dona!
37:39Dona!
37:41Are you alright pal?
37:42Oh...
37:43Oh
37:44Oh!
37:45Oh, no!
37:47Oh!
37:49Oh!
37:52Oh!
37:53Valka's dead.
38:05Are you okay?
38:07Never better. Let's go.
38:23Let's go.
38:47Oh, man.
38:50Oh, whatever.
38:54Into a crazy time for a life.
38:56With a line of edge.
38:58What's in my head?
39:01I'm on.
39:02Are you feeling?
39:04I'm not looking at all.
39:08Into a way in this morning and I step outside.
39:12And I take a different then I get real high.
39:15And I creep on the top of my lawn.
39:18It's what's going on.
39:20You know, damn
39:23Hey, hey
39:29I said, hey
39:31What's going on?
39:36And I said, hey, hey
39:39Hey, hey, hey
39:43I said, hey
39:45No, no, no
39:49No, no, no, no, no, no, no
40:19No, no, no, no, no, no
40:29Oh
40:30Oh
40:40Yeah, she's spark out
40:52Yeah, she's spark out
41:00I reckon as two women who don't want kids, we've done a pretty damn good job
41:05Don't you think?
41:07Yeah, at least you'll be good at swearing
41:09Wayno
41:15Who's that?
41:17All right, sorry, the Wayno stands have been fretting
41:19Where are you?
41:20I reckon we're ready to go global, Wayno
41:22Time to deploy
41:27Or you could just press send
41:30Yeah, yeah, well actually, Zoe, I think you find it's a little bit more complicated than just pressing send
41:34You see, what you want is you want three different backups in three separate locations
41:38And then you want to check your IP
41:39Stop talking, goodbye
41:40Goodbye
41:41What, so you think you're gonna keep doing the, um, private investigator thing when you get back?
41:50No, I thought I might start a modelling agency
41:53Really?
41:54No
41:55Oh, yeah, well
41:58Oh God, I don't know what I'm gonna do
42:00You know, maybe it's time for a change
42:03You know, you, um, you asked me once, you said
42:07When did you get so small?
42:10I've been thinking about it and I think it's when I stopped, like, trusting myself, you know?
42:15You know, some people might see what we've been through as a bonding experience
42:26Yeah, no, they, they might
42:30Meanwhile, I've got a funeral to organise
42:34Oh my God
42:43To Joe
42:52To Joe
42:55To Joe
42:56Oh
43:06Oh
43:07Oh
43:11Oh
43:21Grace
43:25You know, we employ Oxford graduates
43:47to sellotape documents like those back together.
43:52By were you, I just torched a lot.
43:55And one of your smelly candles.
43:57You're leaving.
43:58I am taking the hit.
44:01That was your plan, wasn't it?
44:05Just pop down to say good luck with tonight's interview
44:09and the accountability and transparency.
44:13Well, good luck staring into the dark cesspit of your own soul.
44:19Don't you worry.
44:21I have plans of my own.
44:22As Churchill once said,
44:24never let a good crisis go to waste.
44:27What?
44:28What?
44:32What?
44:34Okay.
45:04Welcome to the private sector.
45:18I had no intelligence about these activities until I saw the images.
45:23So, no prior warning.
45:24So, hang on, you're asking us to believe that until today,
45:28you had absolutely no idea
45:30that the government had sanctioned lethal chemical weapons testing
45:35on our troops.
45:38No. No idea.
45:41Well, let's take a look at some of the footage, then,
45:44that's been posted online,
45:46and I should say that viewers may find some of these images disturbing.
45:51No!
45:52Don't help me!
45:54Don't help me!
45:56No!
45:56Don't help me!
45:57Don't help me!
45:58Don't help me!
45:59Don't help me!
46:00Don't help me!
46:01Don't help me!
46:02Don't help me!
46:03Don't help me!
46:04Don't help me!
46:05Don't help me!
46:06Minister.
46:07Yeah?
46:08I have to ask your reaction to these shocking images.
46:10Yes, sorry, excuse me.
46:17This should never have been allowed to happen,
46:19and on my watch it never ever will happen again.
46:22And I'd like to reiterate my pledge to the families of the victims
46:26and to the people of Britain that we can and we will do better.
46:32Defence Secretary Talia Ross, thank you.
46:40Minister, the car's that way.
46:43Minister, the car's that way.
47:13So, er, how about we just round it up to two grand?
47:22A lot of extra expenses incurred.
47:25What?
47:26You've actually been charging me?
47:28Payment within 28 days.
47:32Oh!
47:35As Wayne would say, it's popping off.
47:37Okay, ready?
47:44Ready.
47:45Hey.
47:46Hi.
47:47Hey, everyone.
47:49Hi.
47:50This is Dinah.
47:52Hi, Dinah.
47:53I'm Ella.
47:54Hi, Ella.
47:56Come on, kids.
47:56Say hi.
47:57Meet your cousin.
47:58Hi.
47:59Wow, look at you.
48:01I like your jumpsuit.
48:02Okay.
48:04Right.
48:06Listen, Dinah.
48:06Everything's going to be all right.
48:20Okay, here you go.
48:23Hey.
48:24Who's he?
48:25Ted.
48:26Ted.
48:28Hi, Ted.
48:30Does Ted like chicken noodles?
48:31I guess I'll just see you around, then.
48:57I'll be seeing you every lovely summer's day, and everything that's light and gay, I'll always
49:14think of you that way.
49:16I'll find you in the morning sun, and when the night is noon, I'll be looking at the moon.
49:32I'll be seeing you, I'll be seeing you all in the same old world.
49:39I'll be seeing you all in the same old world.
49:54I'll be seeing you all in the same old world.
50:01I'll be seeing you, I'll be seeing you.
50:02I'll be seeing you.
50:06I'll be seeing you.
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