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00:00Oh, yeah, man. Show up for any dude who's that brave.
00:03What do you mean?
00:06I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
00:09I mean, fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
00:13Hey, here's me.
00:15Russia is not safe for folks like that.
00:19Fucking balls of steel, man.
00:21Yep.
00:30Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your one-stop hockey shop.
00:36Today's first period topic is the inevitable one for the Admirals.
00:39What has happened to Scott Hunter?
00:4170 points last season.
00:43Yes, and we're six games into this season.
00:45A season he, he called, need to win.
00:48Those are his words, and he has zero, zero points.
00:53He's in a fog. His passes aren't connecting. He's barely skating.
00:57I can't imagine he's amazing in the room right now.
00:59And he's already been announced as Team USA captain at the Olympics in Russia.
01:03God damn.
01:22Ooh, up, up, up, up.
01:23Ooh, up, up, up.
01:24I am very sorry about that.
01:47Truly not a big deal.
01:48How may I help you?
01:50Uh, what's, uh, what's good?
01:52Um, just a bunch of very decent smoothies with deeply stupid names.
01:58Any allergies?
02:00No, no, no, I'm easy.
02:01Okay.
02:01Um, I mean, the best one's the blueberry one, but...
02:04Oh, you mean Blue Moon Over Brooklyn?
02:06Yeah.
02:06Yeah, that's it.
02:08But what?
02:09Oh, um, nothing.
02:11Just when I make it for myself in the morning, I add a banana.
02:15Oh, so you're kind of wild.
02:17I mean, it wouldn't be the first time somebody's told me that.
02:22Uh, yeah, that actually sounds pretty good.
02:24Yeah?
02:24Blueberry with a banana.
02:26I take that.
02:26If it's okay to order off-menu.
02:29Kip.
02:31I mean, technically it was my idea, so I think we can get away with it this time.
02:35Oh, you weren't kidding.
03:00It's really good.
03:00Oh, yeah, the banana makes a big difference, I think.
03:05I guess it must.
03:12Here.
03:13Thanks.
03:16Um, that's way too much.
03:18It's for you.
03:20It's a great smoothie.
03:21Thanks again, Kip.
03:22A girl.
03:30Holy shit, are you?
03:35Was that Scott Hunter?
03:36Was that what?
03:38Scott Hunter, the hockey player.
03:42A girl.
03:42Clock winding down in the second period, 2-1 for Anaheim.
03:46We have girls with a draw.
03:48And this is what we're watching?
03:51We barely get to see you because you're always working, but at least when we do, we get to
03:55watch, uh, what is this?
03:56Let me check my name.
03:58Hockey?
03:58Shut up, Sean.
03:59We have to turn it off.
04:00No, no, no, no.
04:01Please keep it on.
04:02Huh?
04:02Thank you, Kyle.
04:04Thank you, Kyle.
04:05Thank you, Kyle.
04:06You're welcome.
04:07Twice.
04:09He said Kip.
04:10Like, he used your actual name twice.
04:12Maria, that is setting the bar so low.
04:15And it didn't even sound stupid when he said it.
04:16It almost sounded hot.
04:17Okay, that's not fair.
04:18Not hot.
04:19Just normal.
04:20Okay.
04:21I'll listen to it.
04:22Fuck both of you, okay?
04:23Kip is short for Christopher.
04:24It's not that weird.
04:25It's short for Christopher.
04:26And please don't tell me you used that name on your grad school application.
04:29Oh, my God.
04:30Why are we talking about my dumb name?
04:32He said it.
04:32He said it.
04:34Another round?
04:36Thank you, Kyle.
04:37Thank you, Kyle.
04:40And you?
04:44Look, look, look.
04:45He's on the TV right now.
04:46Sean, look right now.
04:47Oh, my God.
04:48Okay.
04:54Oh, wow.
04:55Right?
04:56He knows your name.
04:58Yeah.
04:59I mean, he's definitely not gay, but...
05:01Shut the fuck up.
05:01He literally is gay.
05:02Jesus Christ.
05:05He scored a hat trick last night.
05:09Are you asking me what that means, or are you just telling me something I already know?
05:12I just didn't realize that...
05:14We literally watched the game, Kip.
05:21Nice to see you again, Kip.
05:23Nice to see you again, Scott.
05:27You're Scott Hunter, right?
05:28I am.
05:29This is awesome.
05:30I mean, wow.
05:31You had a night last night.
05:33Oh, did you watch?
05:34I did, yeah.
05:34I don't usually...
05:36Sorry, that sounds rude.
05:38I'm...
05:38No, I got it.
05:39Well, I watched the playoffs last year with my dad.
05:42It was amazing.
05:43He's a huge fan.
05:44But, yeah.
05:45I watched last night.
05:47Wow.
05:47You know, when something goes right with my game, I try to repeat it, and then I try
05:53to perfect it.
05:55Okay.
05:56So, I'd love another smoothie, please.
06:00Anything you'd like different?
06:02Nothing at all.
06:05Damn.
06:07You really can't keep doing this.
06:09I really can.
06:09Uh, see you next game day, I hope.
06:18Dude.
06:19Girl.
06:20Was that?
06:20Yes, it fucking was.
06:29Sorry I'm late.
06:30No outside food or drink.
06:32Fuck off, Kyle.
06:36And I know the whole smoothie thing is done, or whatever, but he just...
06:39keeps saying my name, and it's low-key making me crazy.
06:42Wait, you're still coming with me to that fundraiser, though, right?
06:45Because I am not looking for a date.
06:46Yes.
06:47I told you I could come, and it's in, like, two months.
06:49Could you please listen to me?
06:51Kyle, remote.
06:57Extra shrimp.
07:02New York with control of the fucking rules.
07:04Now I'm fully listening.
07:05What are you doing?
07:06Just putting the game on.
07:07Elena.
07:08What?
07:08It's a sports bar.
07:09Let's watch sport.
07:11Am I being crazy?
07:13What does Maria say?
07:14She says he's funny.
07:15Me too.
07:15Mm.
07:16Well, she is much smarter than you.
07:17And probably this idiot.
07:20He's not an idiot.
07:23Jesus.
07:25Brain.
07:26When's his next home game?
07:29Come on.
07:29If you don't know when his next home game is, how are you going to plan your next shift?
07:32I don't plan my shifts.
07:33I just gobble up as many as I can.
07:36Saturday.
07:37They play at home again on Saturday.
07:38They play at home again on Saturday.
07:39Are you working?
07:43Fuck.
07:44No.
07:45Fix that.
07:45I don't know if you, uh, it's, uh, it's nice to see you.
08:03Uh, blue moon over Brooklyn, please.
08:07Extra banana.
08:08Yeah.
08:15This one's on the house.
08:16Oh, come on.
08:17It's above my pay grade.
08:18Management heard you came in.
08:19Uh, and no, you may not tip me.
08:22And yes, I'm using proper grammar to prove to you that I'm being serious.
08:27Okay.
08:28Um, uh, may I drink this here?
08:32Uh, I've got some emails to answer, so I thought...
08:35Yeah, you totally may.
08:36Uh, and no.
08:38I don't have to get out of here.
08:39I know you're just talking about it.
08:40I'm looking at my place, I can't wait.
08:41Uh, my no.
08:42Come on.
08:42Come on.
08:43Come on.
08:44I don't want to love you.
08:48Oh, my gosh.
08:48Oh.
08:49I don't want to love you.
08:50Do you love this month for me?
08:52Oh.
08:53Oh, my God.
08:54I don't need it.
08:56I don't need me.
08:57I don't need me.
08:59Yeah, I don't need me.
09:01We're all beside my health.
09:03Oh, my God.
09:03Oh, my God.
09:04you're not worried about breaking your routine
09:11uh no i'm not actually that obsessive
09:15turns out i'm too lazy to be a serial killer i took a quiz i don't even think it could be a spree
09:22killer what's a spree killer someone who kills multiple people at the same time but isn't a
09:29serial killer someone who kills multiple people minimum three but over a period of time not all
09:34at once how do you know that i i read a lot of murder books and uh yeah serial killers make me
09:45feel not obsessive which which is a relief well i've read some things about athletes okay before
09:56you say anything else yes i agree and yes there are at least two guys on my team that
09:59possibly off the record yes maybe but no not me no i swear barely had two concussions
10:07okay so what no left sock right sock stop shaving no sex all that stuff oh no yeah yeah all of that
10:16but that's that's not cte stuff that's just science science only really matters during the playoffs oh
10:21okay that's super comforting listen i know you're more of an art guy so it's not like i expect you
10:25to get the ins and outs of science and just to be clear i'm not complaining about the whole
10:30stop shaving thing i mean you all look like hot lumberjacks by the end of may
10:34do you want to come to my game tonight i have two seats no one's taken so i mean uh if if you want
10:56yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i want um fuck man that's crazy thank you super happy to do it
11:04you sure i'm sure
11:10these are better than my company seats i get it these are really good seats well yeah they they're
11:19heads
11:19you know we're first date but i think i'm into this what are you talking about well you're with
11:27a girl and he's at work oh my god shut up elena oh wow that wasn't that wasn't to me that was
11:35he just nodded at you no there's no proof of that
11:38wait back for fuck's sake
11:47good job i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you
12:00hey hunter too bad you can't play at home every night right it's better for you huh go fuck yourself
12:10rosanov all right it's more fun if you're there
12:12hope next time we play you decide to show up
12:24cheap true
12:29starting to sound like him i'm sorry what
12:36you fucking heard me honda what the fuck is that supposed to mean well there's something you
12:43really don't expect to see especially after the final whistle and especially from hollander and hunter
12:49i'm gonna hit the sack yeah there you go handsome all right have a good day off
13:02it's not a day off i'm doing that uh that catering thing tomorrow yeah i just you know you get to sleep
13:07in for once so i'm just happy for you it's only night you know i uh i'm proud of your hustle
13:14kiddo kiddo you know you can get that scholarship anyway so please no jinxing me oh wait no way good
13:22night night dad love you love you back
13:25motherfucker
13:30what's happening to you uh what's your problem i can't find my my black suit and i have to leave so
13:42soon okay well it's with the dry cleaning in my closet so why are you freaking out thank you
13:47okay hey hey are you okay yeah i'm fine i just i need the money and i can't fuck this job
13:53yes and i get it but you're not gonna fuck it up because you're amazing and it's gonna be great
13:59i love you yeah you too yes buddy
14:01i'm so sorry save it
14:08i'm so sorry about that i'm really sorry
14:19oh you're a mess it's okay it's not my only talks
14:22new york used to have professional waiters now it's all just models you can't carry a tray
14:28it's uh it's really okay i'm so sorry again oh bunny
14:35babe i don't know what that was i know i'm a complete fuck up and i'm sorry you're not a
14:40complete fuck up this is not rocket science or whatever it is you're into are sean please don't
14:45fire me no one is firing you just calm down and get your shit together okay okay i know you need the
14:53money baby okay deep breath inhale exhale you think you can handle quiche they're dry
15:14hey hey i am so sorry about earlier that that woman is horrible and i'm the one who should
15:26apologize i was standing right in front of the kitchen door like an idiot no i'm the idiot you're
15:30just a normal hungry person at a fundraiser and that woman did seem horrible full disclosure i hate
15:35this food well full disclosure i hate serving it i'm i'm sorry i have to do you like mexican food
15:44yeah of course i'm not a serial killer or even a spree killer you sure yeah who has the time but do you
15:52have the time to grab a bite with me like when this this thing is over tonight yeah with you uh wow
16:02um yeah yeah okay yeah yeah yeah because there's uh there's this great place right around the corner
16:08and it's open late and okay um you don't mind wait until i'm done not even a little
16:23i don't mind wait until i'm done that's a long line is it worth it um probably not right
16:53we also don't actually have to do this how would you feel about ordering
17:05holy holy
17:18oh my god
17:30I mean, I figured you'd have a nice place, but this is insane.
17:45Do you want a full tour now, or?
17:51Epicor.
18:03Epicor.
18:13Did I wake you?
18:33Oh.
18:34Okay, I meant to surprise you, and I was going to go out and get stuff, but I looked in your
18:38fridge and you basically had all the ingredients.
18:40I know I shouldn't be snooping around, but I didn't have to do that much snooping.
18:44You were very organized.
18:46And I thought, since I'm not working today, but you still have your game, that you'd probably
18:49still want you.
19:01Can I fuck you?
19:04Absolutely.
19:07So...
19:22I should probably go.
19:25Hm.
19:28Um...
19:29What if you didn't...
19:32Go?
19:33Hm.
19:35Like ever?
19:37Fuck.
19:38Fuck.
19:39All that serial killer talk was you warning me, wasn't it?
19:41Um...
19:42I'm, um...
19:51I'm gonna say a bunch of things, okay?
19:54And...
19:55I know I'm too intense, everyone tells me that, but I just, I can't help it.
19:59Is it okay?
20:00Can I be too intense?
20:02Yeah.
20:03Yeah.
20:04Yeah.
20:05Yeah.
20:06I, um...
20:07I never do this.
20:12Never brought anyone back here.
20:15Like ever.
20:16Um...
20:17Yeah.
20:18My life is, uh, is complicated.
20:21Yeah.
20:22I, I get that.
20:24I get that.
20:29And I can't, um...
20:33Come out, like...
20:36Not, not right now.
20:40Too many people depend on me for too much, and it would just, it would fuck everything up.
20:43And so I just thought I would, um...
20:47I don't know.
20:49Wait, I guess.
20:52Yeah.
20:53Wait till...
20:54Hockey was over, and...
20:56And maybe I could fade away better.
21:02But, uh, yeah.
21:07You, it's just, uh...
21:09I want you so bad.
21:16So bad.
21:19And I know that you barely know me, so why would you even consider something that's...
21:22That's probably fucked up.
21:23Like, I, I know I'm fucked up.
21:25I get it.
21:26I'm, I'm not pretending.
21:27I'm not.
21:28But I really, really like you.
21:32And I want you to stay.
21:36So I'm, I'm asking for what I want.
21:39I want you to be here when I get back from practice later.
21:45And I, uh, I want you to be here when I come home from my game tonight.
21:51I, um...
21:53I want you more than I've wanted anything in a long time.
21:56Is, uh, is that too much?
22:05You can say it if it is.
22:06Um...
22:09Do you say something, though?
22:11I don't know.
22:12I don't know.
22:13I think I'd love to be here when you get back.
22:14I think I'd love to be here when you get back.
22:15And I don't think you're too lazy to be a serial killer.
22:16I think I'd love to be here when you get back.
22:25And I don't think you're too lazy to be a serial killer.
22:28Really?
22:29Yeah, really.
22:30Yeah, you're definitely not lazy.
22:32Hey.
22:33How much practice?
22:34How much practice?
22:36I think I'd love to be here when you get back.
22:42And I don't think you're too lazy to be a serial killer.
22:47Really?
22:48Yeah, really.
22:50Yeah, you're definitely not lazy.
22:58Hey.
22:59How much practice?
23:05I don't know, like a few days ago, yes, I sent in the applications.
23:13Yes, and even to be you, and yes, I know we hate Boston.
23:17With Elena, Dad, I'm staying with Elena.
23:20So I don't have to schlep to work, I get to sleep in the next hour.
23:25Fuck yes!
23:27Nothing, Dad, no, I'm just watching the game.
23:29Yes, with Elena, oh my God.
23:35Where has she even been?
23:43Oh, please, I saw you three days ago.
23:45Single since forever, overworked like she has two wicked stepfuses.
23:49Then, she gets a man and vanishes.
23:52What a cliche.
23:52I don't have a man.
23:53Hey, kid.
23:54Keep the boyfriend on TV at all times, please, Kyle.
23:57Oh my God, guys, he's a customer, he's not my boyfriend.
24:00I don't have a fucking boyfriend.
24:02Fuck.
24:03Fuck.
24:03Oh, hiya.
24:22Morning, Scott.
24:23Morning, Kip.
24:24The usual, please.
24:26Yeah.
24:28Extra banana.
24:29Not sure what I'm going to do without these on my road trip.
24:35I'm pretty sure they have smoothies in other cities.
24:37Not like these, they don't.
24:42Do you really think this is a secret?
24:44What's a secret?
24:47Nothing's happening.
24:48He's just flirting with me or whatever.
24:50He's straight, I think.
24:52Girl.
24:52Girl.
24:55Wow.
24:56There's pasta salad in the fridge.
25:03Chicken, no feta.
25:05Oh, yeah?
25:05Where?
25:06For me.
25:07I made it.
25:11You dead?
25:15I'm not just a pretty face.
25:17Oh, but you're a very pretty face.
25:18What's that?
25:25It's an artist I love.
25:26He has a new shot.
25:27Oh, cool.
25:28Mm-hmm.
25:29I should buy some art.
25:31What?
25:32Hey, I'm not just a pretty face either.
25:34No, no, no, no.
25:35You're also a very, very hot body.
25:40Oh, my God.
25:41You don't have to do this.
25:55That's cool.
25:58Okay.
26:05This would look great in the living room.
26:07It would work.
26:08I don't know.
26:08Not on the fireplace wall, but on the way to the bedroom.
26:11I think it would...
26:12Shh.
26:15Sorry.
26:16Sorry, I just...
26:17It's okay.
26:19Maybe we should...
26:21Amazing, isn't it?
26:23Yeah, it's beautiful.
26:26So are you two just browsing or shopping to buy?
26:30Oh, I think we're...
26:31Yeah, I think we're just browsing right now.
26:33Yeah.
26:34Excuse me.
26:35Excuse me.
26:38Sorry, he's not feeling well.
26:40No problem.
26:53I'm, uh...
26:53I'm really sorry.
26:55I thought I could do that.
26:57I really thought I could.
26:58I wanted to.
26:59I just...
27:00It's okay.
27:01No, it's not.
27:04I know, it's not.
27:05Come here.
27:06Come here.
27:06Come here.
27:36I mean, it's brutal.
27:38I think I'm cursed.
27:39Cursed?
27:40Like, scary old lady cursed?
27:42I know, I know it's dumb,
27:44but I'm not the only one who's superstitious.
27:48Would you be jealous if I got my smoothies
27:50from some other guy?
27:51Maybe, probably.
27:53Well, what if I filled you in on all the juicy details,
27:56like how he blended them?
27:58Ooh, what if I actually was a scary old lady?
28:01Or what if you always kind of had one with you?
28:04What do you mean?
28:06Here.
28:10Okay.
28:12Okay, I know it's dumb, I know it's dumb,
28:15but I saw them at a bodega,
28:16and I thought they looked like your smoothie.
28:24I love them.
28:25Yeah?
28:26I love them so much.
28:34Can I fuck you?
28:36Absolutely.
28:39I don't think so.
28:44To order Kenobi,
28:45all of us is...
28:47Come on, come on.
28:50Every minute to do passes with Doyle.
28:52Doyle backends the Bucs to the team to Hunter,
28:54and it's quite open to the last four!
28:55Fuck yes!
28:57Next two tonight,
28:58if we say it out loud it's a curse broken!
29:01Hunter hasn't scored twice in an away game since last season.
29:04what say it out loud say what okay it's not it's what okay here's what i know
29:25shut up you're in love with him i'm not in love with him you are
29:30have you at least told your dad
29:34for how long now a little over two months oh baby elena okay you you can't tell if anyone
29:45finds out that it's that it's scott obviously i'm not gonna tell anyone but kip he can't come
29:52out right now okay he really wants to it's amazing he's amazing and i've never been happier
29:59honestly
30:01what's the plan babe
30:06i don't know i don't know what does your dad think
30:12that i'm fucking some married guy probably kind of wish you were just don't say that please just
30:21please be happy for me
30:23i can't wait to see you in a tux tomorrow night
30:28i am gonna be super well behaved for you i only care that you're handsome you bitch
30:33scott's gonna be there tomorrow night too oh i know and he better be ready for me
30:41to be careful
31:02so
31:06hey dad oh my god you're not dead no i'm alive well that is a relief i didn't want to have to
31:20call them more you know i miss you miss you too dad all right yeah you'll be making an appearance
31:26here at some point in the near future yes i will um i'm gonna come for dinner this week i promise
31:32perfect how's uh how's work well work is fine you know barry's being a pain in my ass but
31:38well barry's an asshole no he hurt his foot so at least it's something new this time
31:43yeah well barry's always been an asshole who taught you to talk like that you did you taught
31:49me to talk like that that sounds about right and um nothing in the mail right kip if there was
31:57something in the mail i would not have forgotten about it i know i know i just figured i'd check
32:01okay don't worry about that okay don't think about that okay it's gonna come when it comes
32:09look i'm not gonna keep you i love you all right you too dad you you too dad what i i love you too
32:16dad there i said it oh my god sorry it's such a struggle okay bye bye
32:21uh
32:37I don't know.
33:07Stop it.
33:21Stop what?
33:25He's here.
33:26You need to chill out.
33:29My God.
33:31Can I have some of yours?
33:33Yeah.
33:34Thanks.
33:37Well, I like our playoff chances this year.
33:40I think we might even get some home ice advantage.
33:42Well, if this guy keeps playing the way he has been, maybe.
33:45What changed?
33:47You mean a nice girl or something?
33:49I think we just found a group with the team.
33:53Excuse me, gentlemen.
33:54I think I spotted an old friend.
33:55You know, I'm just ribbing you, Scott.
33:58You know your parents would be so proud of you, right?
34:01Your mom especially.
34:02She would have just been thrilled.
34:05Thanks, Tom.
34:06Thanks.
34:07Excuse me.
34:08Yeah.
34:11Hey.
34:12Okay?
34:13Yeah.
34:14Yeah.
34:14I should be used to it.
34:15I'm Kip, right?
34:25Christopher.
34:26Money's all dressed up.
34:27I'm Elena.
34:28Nice to meet you, Elena.
34:29I'm Scott.
34:30Pleasure.
34:31Scott.
34:31You look beautiful.
34:33You both do.
34:35Oh.
34:35Sorry.
34:37Yeah.
34:37We both clean up pretty well.
34:44Okay.
34:44If I go get more drinks, do you promise to start talking, Christopher?
34:47Yes.
34:47Of course.
34:48Great.
34:49Another beer, Scott?
34:50That'd be lovely.
34:57Are you enjoying the evening?
34:59I am.
35:00Are you?
35:02Looking forward to the after party, honestly.
35:07I touched this perfectly.
35:10Thanks.
35:11And thanks.
35:12I mean, you didn't have to.
35:14I wanted to.
35:19Okay.
35:22Elena knows.
35:24I'm sorry.
35:26Yeah.
35:27I kind of got that.
35:29It's okay.
35:30She's discreet, right?
35:32Yeah.
35:33Totally.
35:33Totally.
35:34I just...
35:34She kind of figured it out, and I guess I had to do it.
35:37Tell someone.
35:39It's okay.
35:40Really.
35:41Okay.
35:45This is so weird.
35:48Yeah.
35:49You should leave early, as soon as I do my speech.
35:51Not before you dance with me.
35:53Pardon?
35:54I want to dance.
35:56Elena's a killer.
35:58How could I possibly say no?
36:00So, what are your intentions with my kid?
36:08I'm serious.
36:10He's crazy about you.
36:12I'm crazy about him, too.
36:13I really am.
36:15He's also miserable.
36:17Are you miserable, too?
36:21No.
36:24Wait.
36:25What do you mean?
36:26Nobody wants to be kept a secret.
36:28He's not.
36:29He is.
36:32Eyes on me, handsome.
36:35I'm doing my best.
36:37I...
36:38I love him.
36:39I just can't do better right now.
36:41I...
36:42I've been honest.
36:44I know.
36:45And he's so in love with you that he'll put up with it.
36:47But it's killing him.
36:56I'm not saying any of this to be mean.
36:59I'm really not.
37:00And you seem great.
37:02But he's great, too.
37:08He deserves the best.
37:11He deserves sunshine.
37:13And so do you.
37:33It's my birthday on Sunday.
37:36I know.
37:37I've already got the key to her lined up.
37:39Surf and turf.
37:40Because we're not choosing.
37:44You know, uh, the Kingfisher?
37:46It's the bar I told you about where I watch all your games?
37:49Mm-hmm.
37:50A couple of my friends are throwing me just like a little party there.
37:54It's not even really a party.
37:55It's just hanging out or whatever.
37:58Right.
37:59It's a...
38:00It's a gay bar.
38:01But it's not a club.
38:03It's just a bar.
38:04It's honestly more of a hockey bar now, thanks to me.
38:06It's too.
38:07And I was thinking that you could just come as my friend.
38:11As somebody who buys smoothies from me.
38:14I mean, Maria knows.
38:15My friend Sean knows.
38:17They know that you buy smoothies from me.
38:24I can't.
38:25I can't do that.
38:31I wish I could.
38:32I want to.
38:35I want to tell everyone.
38:36I want people to know that you're mine.
38:40That I love you.
38:43I love you too.
38:45Soon, maybe.
38:49I mean, in a few years.
38:51I know.
38:56I know how it sounds.
38:57But it'll go by quickly.
38:59I promise.
39:00And then we can be normal.
39:02Like other people.
39:08I heard what you said in your speech tonight.
39:09And I know that they're your family.
39:15And that you feel responsible for them.
39:17And I get that, Scott.
39:18I really, really get that.
39:21But I have a family too.
39:26And I keep lying to them.
39:28And I don't want to.
39:32And I miss them.
39:33I miss my dad.
39:34Sorry, that's not what I meant.
39:39It's okay.
39:39I know what you meant.
39:45I'm gonna go home tonight.
39:49I need to.
40:19Thank you for coming.
40:21For those of you who've attended before,
40:24feel free to ignore my sob story
40:25and go straight to the bar.
40:28But for those of you who don't know it,
40:30here's the short version.
40:31My parents were both junior hockey coaches.
40:37And they were hit by a drunk driver
40:40when I was 12 years old.
40:42Mercifully for them,
40:43they died instantly.
40:46Mercifully for me,
40:48the St. Thomas Scholarships existed.
40:52I didn't have anybody else to help me.
40:56I had a lot of memories,
40:58a love of hockey,
40:59and a huge hole in my heart.
41:03St. Thomas filled it with hope.
41:06The hope of a new family.
41:09Things weren't always easy.
41:11You know, they never are for anybody.
41:13But in hockey,
41:15I found what I was missing.
41:18First at my high school,
41:20then later at college,
41:21and now here with the Admirals.
41:23And I never looked back
41:25because I never had to.
41:30The family I craved,
41:31the family that I needed,
41:33that I still need today,
41:36hockey gave it to me.
41:39And St. Thomas gave me hockey.
41:43So from the bottom of my heart,
41:45I want to thank you all
41:46for being here tonight
41:47and for supporting this cause
41:49because it's not just a scholarship.
41:51It's everything that comes with it.
41:53It's a whole world.
41:55A whole life.
41:56It's, uh...
41:58It's everything.
42:20Get up.
42:21Hey, Dad.
42:22Hey, buddy.
42:23The prodigal son returned home.
42:25Look, I got, uh...
42:26some mail here for a certain someone,
42:28and it's pretty heavy.
42:31I don't know.
42:34Hey.
42:39Hey.
42:41My boy.
42:43Come here.
42:44What's up?
42:45Whoa.
42:46Hey.
42:47I'm sorry.
42:49What?
42:49You got nothing to be sorry for, silly.
42:51Whoa.
42:53Whoa.
42:55Whoa.
42:56There we go.
43:00There we go.
43:01Yeah.
43:03Wow.
43:04No, wait.
43:05Wait, no, wait.
43:05Here's a pretty funny thing
43:06and a bullfucker ride to Graswold.
43:08We love you, bitch.
43:09Oh!
43:12Oh!
43:12Yay!
43:14I watched the prize,
43:16Yisyippo Supper
43:19Hey, good dress, man.
43:43It's a cool middle fucking game.
43:44Yeah, totally.
43:49It's a cool middle game.
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