Join the shape-shifting fun with The New Shmoo (1979), the lively Hanna-Barbera cartoon where the lovable, stretchy, and ever-helpful Shmoo teams up with three teen detectives to solve mysteries and stop trouble wherever it pops up. With Shmoo’s hilarious transformations, lighthearted comedy, and classic Saturday-morning energy, this series delivers a perfect mix of adventure, charm, and 70s cartoon nostalgia. 🕵️♂️🍥✨ #TheNewShmoo #HannaBarbera #70sCartoons #RetroCartoons #ClassicCartoonComedy #SaturdayMorningCartoons #VintageAnimation #MysteryCartoons #FamilyCartoons #CartoonThrowback #CultCartoons #OldSchoolCartoons
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00:00It's the new Shmooch, the incredible new Shmooch, he's gonna please you, this incredible new Shmooch, like Shmooch, Shmooch, Shmooch.
00:30Shmooch, Shmooch.
01:00Shmooch.
01:02Shmooch.
01:18Don't move now, Maria.
01:23I won't, Ferentz, unless our stone friend here moves first.
01:29There.
01:30But now you have your picture. Let's leave.
01:33My father told me that this castle was once the home of the evil Count Dracula.
01:38Those old stories are nothing but fairy tales.
01:41Let's get another picture.
01:42Wait, Maria. It's only a bag.
01:58Maria, look out.
02:01By all the twolly.
02:03It's him.
02:06Yes, mortal fool.
02:08It is I, Count Dracula, back from the grave.
02:12I shall need many vampires in my army to conquer the human race.
02:17And you two helpless fools will be my first recruits.
02:25You let them go.
02:27You let those young folks go.
02:30They all disappeared.
02:33Ah, shucks.
02:52What's wrong, Mickey?
02:54I've just run out of ideas.
02:56I'm sick of writing the same old ghost story.
02:58Hey, I got an idea, Mickey.
03:00How about a vampire story?
03:05I knew my little daddy.
03:07You don't know what a vampire is, my little friend?
03:10Uh-uh.
03:11Then I will tell you.
03:14We have long teeth.
03:16Little gee.
03:17And we can transform ourselves into bats.
03:21Little guy.
03:22Little gee.
03:23Ah, I know that.
03:25Hey, watch it, Smoo.
03:31That kind of bat needs an umpire, not a vampire.
03:38Speaking of vampires, listen to this.
03:40In Transylvania, people have been mysteriously disappearing near the old Dracula castle.
03:46The townspeople there believe that Count Dracula himself is responsible.
03:50You mean the original Dracula?
03:51The vampire?
03:52Uh-huh.
03:53Oh, come on.
03:55They must be batty.
03:57There's even a picture taken accidentally the night the first two villagers disappeared.
04:02That's really weird.
04:03I thought vampires didn't show up on film.
04:06Vampires don't show up anywhere.
04:09Of course, they're only pre-tent.
04:12We can't be sure of that.
04:13Without checking it out first, Billy Joe.
04:16You mean we're going all the way to Transylvania?
04:19Well, I'd go to the moon if it meant a good story.
04:22Come on.
04:33You know, it'd have been a lot cheaper to go to Pennsylvania instead of Transylvania.
04:40And a lot more lively.
04:41Ah, they're not angry.
04:43This place looks deserted.
04:49The people must all stay inside at night, since vampires come out after sunset.
04:56What's wrong, little buddy?
04:58You hear something?
05:00Uh-huh.
05:00People?
05:03Lead the way, schmoo.
05:04Open the door, Dracula.
05:12I know you have my daughter in there.
05:18Oh, don't be scared, schmoo.
05:22This is all just a big gimmick for us tourists.
05:26Oh, hee-hee-hee.
05:27At least I hope it's just a gimmick.
05:34All right!
05:35Break it down!
05:37Fire!
05:38Yeah!
05:38Yeah!
05:40Okay!
05:42Okay!
05:42Okay!
05:48Sounds like rain.
05:50Maybe we should have brought some umbrellas.
05:52Ah!
05:53Yeah!
05:53That's no storm.
05:56Look up there.
06:01So, the fools have dared to trespass on Dracula's domain.
06:07No!
06:08With who being scared by you, you shall fear us.
06:13I doubt that, my foolish friend.
06:21Cut that back!
06:23The only thing I'm catching is the next train out of here.
06:28Yikes!
06:29Hit the deck, schmoo!
06:31Ah!
06:35Oh!
06:38Not this kind of deck!
06:42Strange how it keeps making the exact same sound.
06:45Let's follow it!
06:48He can't fight at us!
06:50Though his powers are great, we outnumber him!
06:53Yeah!
06:53Yeah!
06:54Yeah!
06:54That's our chance!
06:55Let's get him!
06:55Look out!
06:56He's back!
07:00So, you still have not learned to respect the lord of the undead?
07:06Ha!
07:07Then behold!
07:08Wind!
07:09Show them that Dracula rules!
07:12Erase all doubts from the minds of these fools!
07:15Oh, my God!
07:19Oh, my God!
07:19Look out!
07:20There's no way!
07:22We'll all get blown away unless Schmoo can help us out!
07:25Yeah!
07:26Let's do it!
07:27We are unharmed!
07:39Thanks to that brave little creature, Dracula has not beaten us yet!
07:44Yay!
07:45Yay!
07:45Yes!
07:46You think not, eh?
07:48I have only become foolish mortals!
07:52Observe!
07:54I don't know what it is, Schmoop, but it sure smells weird, like medicine or something!
08:05This fog's nothing to sniff at, nigger!
08:07Look what it's doing!
08:08It is Maria, my daughter!
08:18But look at her!
08:19See what she has become!
08:22Not just Maria!
08:24There are many of us!
08:27And soon there shall be more!
08:30And more!
08:32As for the fate of the other missing villagers, behold!
08:38Soon you will all become members of my vampire army, never to see the sunlight again, existing
08:46only to obey my commands!
08:50What now?
08:52I don't want to turn into a vampire!
08:55He hasn't got us yet.
08:56According to the old legends, vampires have their weaknesses.
08:59Like garlic or a steak!
09:01Huh?
09:03No, Schmoo, wrong kind of steak!
09:07Huh?
09:08Well, it is only polite to take a little bite.
09:16Hey!
09:17A warning to you all!
09:19Leave this village immediately, or join my army of empires!
09:24I will give you until midnight!
09:27Hurry!
09:29We must be gone by midnight!
09:46Why are we the only ones sticking around?
09:49Because there's a mystery to be solved here, Billy Joe, involving vampires that can be photographed.
09:54And bats that all sound exactly alike.
09:57But if we're not out of here by midnight, we'll be turned into vampires.
10:03Only if Dracula can catch us. Come on, Shmoo.
10:07Where are you going?
10:09Into the castle, of course.
10:10That's the only way we'll get to the bottom of this.
10:13Good thinking, I think.
10:15Meanwhile, I'll stand guard out here.
10:19Shmoo, think you can get us up to that open tower window?
10:22Oh, please.
10:26Head away, Shmoo.
10:28Let's go, Nita.
10:29Don't be too long.
10:31Hey, what's going on?
10:34Shmoo, what's wrong?
10:37Oh, no. Shmoo thinks it's bad luck if that black cat passes under him.
10:41Don't worry. I've got it.
10:45Oh, whoops.
10:46Looks like they got in all right, Shmoo.
10:52Give me five, little guy.
10:54What a dynamite team we are, aren't we?
10:56Um, yeah.
10:58You okay, Nita?
10:59Nothing that two days and traction won't cure.
11:02Come on, let's see what's going on around here.
11:04Yeah, maybe downstairs.
11:05You hear that, Shmoo?
11:15It's almost midnight.
11:17Almost.
11:18No, foolish one.
11:20It is midnight.
11:21And you remember my promise of what will happen to you at midnight?
11:25Foolish mortals, I told you that at midnight, anyone who remained here would join my army of vampires.
11:34And it appears that you two will be my next two recruits.
11:39Please, Mr. Count, I'm too young to join the army.
11:47Nonsense! You are just right!
11:50Now, come here.
11:53Uh, to answer you in one word, Mr. Dracula.
11:57No way, Jose!
12:00You cannot escape the clutches of Dracula!
12:05No? Well, we're sure as soon as you're gonna try.
12:09Very well, then.
12:10You must both be taught a lesson.
12:12Boy, thanks, Shmoo. That was too close for comfort.
12:31Ah, but I am just getting started, foolish one.
12:36Well, I don't feel like getting finished. Let's roll, Shmoo.
12:40That's not what I mean, Shmoo.
12:46I'm biting and going, Omidy.
12:49We've got to get out of here fast before we...
12:52All righty. Now you're with it.
13:00You will never outrun the power of Dracula.
13:03Says who?
13:04Stop, Shmoo, stop!
13:16Over here, Shmoo.
13:18Oh, I still wish we could go on to Pennsylvania.
13:25Mickey, there!
13:31Yeah.
13:31This portrait of Vlad Dracula sure looks like the character we saw outside.
13:36But that still doesn't prove he was the real McCoy.
13:40Come check this out, Mickey.
13:42What have you got?
13:43For a creature that's not supposed to show a reflection,
13:46he sure keeps a fancy new mirror in his house.
13:48Well, unless he and his vampire friends need that mirror,
13:52to use something like this,
13:54it's white theatrical makeup.
13:56Hmm.
13:57Just the thing to make your face look like a vampire's.
14:01Come on.
14:02We've got some more snooping to do.
14:07Costumes and...
14:09Mickey!
14:10I think we've hit the jackpot.
14:13Yeah.
14:14This place is a regular movie studio.
14:15Look at this.
14:19Cartridges of sound effects.
14:21Barking dogs and howling wolves.
14:25And radio-controlled bats.
14:27No wonder they all sounded alike.
14:29These movie wind and lighting generators explain a lot, too.
14:33And here's one of those TV fog machines.
14:35They create a mist from castor oil.
14:37That's what the fogs smell like.
14:39Castor oil.
14:42What are you doing here?
14:45Just looking.
14:47You have seen to march.
14:50Your time has come.
14:52Oh, no.
14:53Not this time.
14:56He's done it all.
15:00Let's get out of here.
15:01Right.
15:02But we've got to leave him with a little fresh air.
15:03I think we gave that human bat the slip, shmoo.
15:15Think again, foolish mortal.
15:17I told you you could not escape me.
15:22Now you will come quietly.
15:24Or must I use force?
15:26We undead have the strength of 20 men, my friends.
15:35Now I suggest you do exactly as I say, or else.
15:39How nice of them.
15:49To make everything so easy.
15:52Oh, brother.
15:58I need a mop in the air.
16:01Yeah, I'm all right.
16:03But we need some light.
16:04Right?
16:05Oh.
16:06Hee hee.
16:07Yep.
16:08Oh, thanks, shmoo.
16:10This throws some light on things.
16:12Hee hee.
16:13Hee hee.
16:14Hey, I think we found a way out of here, shmoo.
16:18Oh, hee hee.
16:20I don't even know.
16:21Hee hee.
16:22Hee hee.
16:23Ouch.
16:24Hmm.
16:25Get a load of that.
16:27Those must be the missing villagers.
16:29And look at all that treasure.
16:31Oh.
16:33Hee.
16:34Hee.
16:34We better go tell neither.
16:36Hee.
16:37Oh.
16:38Hee.
16:38Oh.
16:39Hee.
16:39Hee.
16:39Ha ha ha ha.
16:41You're not going anywhere.
16:44Now get in there and start digging.
16:46Hmm?
16:47Oh.
16:48What a lucky day it was for us to stumble on all this treasure while we were rehearsing
16:55for our Dracula play.
16:56Yeah.
16:57A thousand years of vampire heists from castles and mansions all over the world.
17:02Yeah.
17:03And as actors, we were poor.
17:04But now we can live like kings.
17:06Hee ha ha ha ha ha.
17:08Ha.
17:09We won't have to play Maria and Farage much longer.
17:12Oh, no.
17:13They captured Billy Joe and Shmoo too.
17:15But what about the two kids who are still in the loose?
17:18Ah, don't worry.
17:19I locked all the doors.
17:20They cannot escape.
17:22Oh, yeah.
17:23We'll see about that.
17:24Back to the prop room.
17:25Shmoo, little buddy.
17:30We have to think of some way to get out of here.
17:33Yeah.
17:34Hmm.
17:37Ah!
17:38I didn't see you.
17:40Bolt cutters.
17:43Oh, Shmoo, you're a genius.
17:45What's that noise?
17:50I don't know.
17:51The prisoners are getting lost.
17:53Random.
17:57What?
17:58Oh, they're attacking.
18:01This is the first time I've ever driven Vampire Spain.
18:04Same here.
18:05But I think they've had enough.
18:07Oh, nice flying, guys.
18:13We'll take it from here.
18:15All right.
18:16We give up.
18:16I'll take.
18:17We give up.
18:18But where is Dracula?
18:21Oh, yeah.
18:22Oh, yeah.
18:23Uh-oh.
18:24He's getting away.
18:25I want your right, country boy.
18:32No.
18:33No.
18:34It can't be you.
18:35Oh.
18:36But it can.
18:38Now, just where do you think you're going?
18:41Where?
18:42Imposter?
18:43I...
18:44I...
18:45You have defiled the castle of Vlad Dracula.
18:48And now you must pay the consequences.
18:53No.
18:54No.
18:55Stay away from me.
18:56Yeah.
18:58Yeah.
18:58Yeah.
19:03Yeah.
19:05Ooh.
19:06Let me go.
19:08Let me go.
19:09Nice work, Schmoo.
19:11But that only takes care of one Dracula.
19:14Now I shall take care of the other.
19:21Father.
19:22But I thought you left the village.
19:25No, Maria.
19:26I could never leave knowing you were still in here.
19:29So I looked around outside until I found the hidden entrance.
19:34And also, this trickster Dracula's extra costume.
19:38And the trainings.
19:46I give up.
19:47I give up.
19:48Well, Schmoo, I guess he knows when he's licked.
19:58With all the treasures safely in the town bank, you all should have no money worries either
20:07for quite some time.
20:08Yes.
20:09And much of the credit goes to you youngsters and your Schmoo.
20:13We all thank you from the bottom of our heart.
20:16We thank you folks for...
20:18A whammo story.
20:19You have all been very brave.
20:22Oh, golly.
20:23I knew it all along there was no such things as vampires.
20:30Wow!
20:31Look, they're back.
20:33Run for your lives.
20:36It's vampires.
20:37You can relax, Billy Joe.
20:41It's only a moth.
20:42But not just any moth.
20:44It's a Schmoo moth.
20:46They're the best kind.
20:51Oh, Schmoo.
20:53I knew it was you all the time.
20:56Almost.
20:57Almost.
21:05Oh, Schmoo.
21:07Oh, Schmoo.
21:08Oh, Schmoo.
21:08Oh, Schmoo.
21:09Oh, Schmoo.
21:09Oh, Schmoo.
21:09Oh, Schmoo.
21:09Oh, Schmoo.
21:10Oh, Schmoo.
21:10Oh, Schmoo.
21:10Oh, Schmoo.
21:11Oh, Schmoo.
21:11Oh, Schmoo.
21:12Oh, Schmoo.
21:12Oh, Schmoo.
21:12Oh, Schmoo.
21:14Oh, Schmoo.
21:14Oh, Schmoo.
21:14Oh, Schmoo.
21:14Oh, Schmoo.
21:15Oh, Schmoo.
21:15Oh, Schmoo.
21:15Oh, Schmoo.
21:16Oh, Schmoo.
21:16Oh, Schmoo.
21:16Oh, Schmoo.
21:16Oh, Schmoo.
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