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01:52We can get a taxi in two minutes.
01:53I'm old enough.
01:55I'm not a kid.
01:56No, you're not crossing Lanzar on your own this time of night.
01:58I'm sorry, this is just how it is.
02:00I'm sorry.
02:06So, why are you with soldiers?
02:11Well, because sometimes with an oil spill, there might be arguments.
02:22Thanks.
02:36Sorry about this.
02:37Can't be helped, I suppose.
02:39You're doing a bloody job.
02:40Sorry, man.
02:41When are you back?
02:42Oh, I can't tell our texture.
02:44Surgeon's about the party.
02:46Who's there?
02:46Climb Cleese, yeah?
02:47Yeah.
02:48And Stanley.
02:49Yeah, well, he won't be, wouldn't he?
02:50See ya.
02:55Sorry, the exit's a bit cross for me.
02:58You've broken so many rules.
03:00I know.
03:01And I want to say, um, I am sorry about Christmas.
03:05If you can't drink, don't.
03:07I checked.
03:09Apparently you're on board to replace someone called Roger Trevithick.
03:12He was on a mission in Scotland, so he made his replacement.
03:16Is that what he says?
03:17Yep.
03:20That thing about Roger Trevithick, did that come from H.R.?
03:38How should I know?
03:39General.
03:40Sergeant Shacker, welcome aboard.
03:42And you are?
03:43Uh, uh, uh, oh, Barclay, Pierre DuPont, sir, on Roger Trevithick's replacement.
03:47Oh, the civilian.
03:48Read and assess.
03:49No, I mean, I just wanted to say about Roger Trevithick.
03:51Did that come from H.R.?
03:52Look, Barclay, Pierre DuPont, does that surname make you French?
03:55Uh, yeah, my father, sir.
03:56Trivia.
04:03Barclay.
04:03Oh, yeah.
04:07Pip, isn't it?
04:08Yeah.
04:09Um, replacing Roger Trevithick.
04:11Oh, my God, yeah.
04:12Okay, we arrive on Cabrera at 0900 local time.
04:16From there we get taken to the island of Dragonera.
04:19The village is called Cala Escondida, designated prime location.
04:23There's a lot to take in, so I suggest you make a start.
04:25Oh, my son.
04:43Wow.
04:46Oh, my God.
04:47Oh, my God.
04:55The thing about Roger Trevithick.
05:13I replaced him.
05:17Only one time, back in 2020.
05:18His wife was having a baby, it was premature, and he had to rush off.
05:21And I just happened to be there, so all I had to do was answer his phone,
05:24which didn't even ring, and so that was that.
05:25But then I went on file as Roger Trevithick's replacement.
05:29How was the baby?
05:30Yeah, the baby was fine.
05:31But the thing is, I just got stuck on the list in HR.
05:36Roger Trevithick's replacement.
05:37I get, like, memos.
05:38I mean, there's one time I even got tickets to Japan,
05:40and I'd email him.
05:40I'd say, look, look, I'm not Roger Trevithick's replacement.
05:44So?
05:45So I'm not Roger Trevithick's replacement.
05:47Oh, great, Tim.
05:51Tim.
05:52You're Tim.
05:53Don't talk to me.
05:54And I didn't show you anything.
05:55Yeah, but what do I do?
05:57I work in transport.
05:58I just booked the taxis.
05:59All troops, as of now,
06:28the Mediterranean is hostile territory.
06:39Village evacuated.
06:40Border established at 10 kilometers, sir.
06:42This entire coastline belongs to us.
06:44They hung it far away from the village like they were scared of, even in death.
07:13Decontamination in progress.
07:30Decontamination in progress.
07:34Decontamination in progress.
07:36Decontamination in progress.
07:39Colonel
07:43General
07:44Quite a sight, isn't it?
07:49Caught five kilometers off the coast
07:51They shot it dead, but then thought they could make money out of it
07:54Hold it up
07:56The monster from the deep
07:58We saw it online, declared it a hoax
08:04Flew in from Madrid, sealed the place off
08:06But it's quite a find
08:08It's the first time we've seen one exactly like this
08:12Mythology and superstition, we call them sea devils
08:16But we're better than that now
08:19Let's say, uh
08:21Homo aqua
08:24We think their species branched off from tenospondyls
08:27Which means the correct name is Homo spondylorectus
08:29I say Homo aqua, because that's what it looks like
08:33Do we have a sex?
08:36Difficult to say
08:37The genitalia suggests reptilian cloaca
08:39Which is found on both male and female
08:41What about the neck?
08:42Was there a pearl?
08:44Plain and simple
08:48Nothing artificial
08:50Calcium carbonate
08:5260% tarragonite
08:5440% calcite
08:55Then I suggest we return it to its rightful place
08:59Every time you find a creature like this, we find the pearl
09:05It might be simple decoration
09:07Mankind has worn pearls ever since God knows when
09:10But every pearl gets analyzed
09:12And we found nothing
09:13No technology
09:14No inscription
09:16But still
09:17Doesn't signify a caste
09:19Or a belief
09:20Or identity
09:21The pearl is always located
09:24At the base of the throat
09:26Actually embedded
09:26In the skin
09:28We think
09:31It's placed there at birth
09:33It goes back at least 2,000 years, sir
09:36The use of pearls as jewelry
09:38It's said Cleopatra removed her pearl earring
09:41Dissolved it in vinegar
09:42And drank it
09:44In front of Mark Antony
09:45Could be useful to file that
09:48Ready for the deep scan?
09:50Yes, sir
09:51Yes, sir
09:52Corporal Morgan
09:53You can join the team here
09:54And liaise with Sergeant Brock
09:55Thank you, Miss Soho
09:56I think your team could stand up
09:58Yes, sir
09:58Renault
09:58Pack it up
09:58Yes, sergeant
09:59Yes, sergeant
10:00Pass me down
10:01Bring in the case with death
10:03Cheers, mate
10:04Yeah, I'm with that
10:23Charge him up
10:44Coffee, sir
10:46Thank you
10:47Cheers
10:53I just wonder what they're doing here
10:59I mean, it's a pond
11:01The Mediterranean
11:01It's got no depth
11:03January 2020
11:04There was an avalanche
11:05Underwater
11:06Lasting two days
11:07Off the west coast of Africa
11:09Spreading over 1,200 kilometers
11:11Massive event
11:12All hidden under the sea
11:15You think it was them?
11:17It's severed communications cables
11:18Which I think is significant
11:20They're waking up
11:23Now the world is two-thirds water
11:26It's us against them
11:28Well
11:44I think they heard that
11:47What was that, sir?
11:48A translation pulse
11:50We said hello
11:52Well, can we use our phones?
12:22Did you?
12:22No
12:23No
12:23No, no, no
12:45It's a true story
12:46That's why people die
12:47Most common domestic accident
12:49They fall downstairs
12:50Break their necks
12:51So what are you supposed to do?
12:53Well, you go like this
12:53As you fall
12:54You starfish
12:55Yeah
12:55It jams you into the stairwell
12:57You stop falling
12:58But who is going to remember that?
12:59You're falling
13:00You don't think
13:01What do I do?
13:03What kind of fish?
13:04That's the point
13:04No one remembers
13:05So you die
13:06Anyway
13:19Anyway
13:19Right, do you take sugar?
13:21No, thanks
13:21Whoa
13:24What the
13:25What?
13:26What's all this?
13:27What's wrong?
13:27Muddy boots?
13:28Something's leaking
13:28Bloody hell
13:29Careful
13:29Is it chemicals?
13:31Whoa
13:32What is it?
13:36I don't know
13:37I don't know
13:42Hold on to me
13:49Jesus
13:55We need help
13:57We need help
13:58Please
14:09What's happened?
14:37We have to do contentment
14:38But tell me what's happening
14:39I'm sorry, sir
14:40You'll be able to see once
14:41Captain, tell me what's happened
14:42They're gone, sir
14:44What do you mean?
14:46Everything's gone
14:46Who was on duty?
14:59Corporal Morgan and Private Abdullah
15:00Then where are they?
15:01Then where's that thing?
15:03We were just seconds away
15:05They can't have got far
15:06Hold on
15:18Keep the area clear
15:19But they've stripped the place spare
15:21Where did everything go?
15:22Who was on duty?
15:23Corporal Morgan
15:24Private Abdullah
15:25Please report your location
15:26We can search the village, sir
15:28Corporal Morgan
15:31Private Abdullah
15:32Please report
15:34Corporal Morgan
15:40Private Abdullah
15:42Corporal Morgan
15:56Private Abdullah
15:59What's that?
16:27Huh?
16:30What are you sorry?
16:31What are you sorry?
16:49It was 28
16:50i wanted to say sorry you had to see that you got the wrong one that was your first death
16:58i'm sorry no i'm here by mistake okay i haven't got clearance i'm grade 10 i've worked in
17:06transport i'm a clerk you were meant to have roger to bivik right i've just ended up here
17:12by mistake i shouldn't be here are you saying you're here by accident
17:17yes sir
17:20and that i suspect is how history is made one great big chain of mistakes
17:30but still the unit protocol states at times of historical or cultural or political impact
17:38a member of the civilian staff must stand alongside the military as witness
17:42and they could not be more civilian than you
17:46too late to turn back now barclay welcome aboard
17:53typical military intelligence
18:00i got a first class degree and did intensive training at st andrews for three years to get here
18:05you blundered in by mistake
18:10yeah
18:12i'm the one who orders the cars and finds cheaper lorries
18:16but i met the doctor once
18:18no way
18:22last year in the tower he said hello and then he let off he went
18:26what was he like
18:33just like he's vivid you know
18:41it's just this tiny little moment but i think about it every second of every day
18:53that creature what was it
18:56the unified intelligence task force was created to deal with alien life forms but
19:06this species isn't alien they're from earth they were here before us
19:12what did they die out what they hibernated underground and this was when the earth was young because the planet reformed around them and sealed them in
19:25sometimes proof is found and we hide it
19:29what for
19:32think about it
19:34they were here first
19:36millions of years ago so the planet belongs to them
19:40technically we inherited their world but if they're not dead
19:48what if they want it back
19:50what's exciting
19:53we're at night
19:54we have a life force
19:55let's go
19:57let's go
19:59let's go
20:00let's go
20:01let's go
20:02let's go
20:03let's go
20:04let's go
20:05let's go
20:06let's go
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20:08let's go
20:09let's go
20:10let's go
20:11let's go
20:12let's go
20:13let's go
20:14let's go
20:15let's go
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20:18let's go
20:19let's go
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20:24let's go
20:25let's go
20:26let's go
20:27let's go
20:28And my command, arms down.
20:56How are we on translation?
20:59Aligned and running.
21:01Three, two, one.
21:03Ready as a calibrator.
21:05As soon as it talks, we can capture the sound.
21:07Running translation, sir.
21:26We are calibrated, sir.
21:35Ready to go.
21:38My name is General Austin Pierce.
21:50I represent the Unified Military Task Force of the Combined Nations of the Dry Lands of Earth.
21:56And I welcome you into Diplomatic Concord.
22:04Concord is a big concept. Sorry, can we think of another word, please?
22:07Meeting.
22:09I welcome you into this diplomatic meeting.
22:24You killed us.
22:26You then took two lives.
22:31And now, I suggest we stop.
22:45Agreed.
22:48I hope we can meet in peace.
22:54Agreed.
22:55And learn from each other.
22:59Agreed.
23:00And work to forge a friendship between the land and the sea.
23:09Is that agreed?
23:10Agreed.
23:11Agreed.
23:12Agreed.
23:19But...
23:24We do not...
23:27Agree.
23:33We do not agree with...
23:35We would talk to all your animals.
23:42Humans.
23:43We would talk to all humanity.
23:48No, sorry, sir.
23:50It's...
23:51It's not wood in the conditional tense, sir.
23:53It's...
23:54We all talk.
23:56All.
23:57All of us.
24:00Oh, my God.
24:01It means all of them.
24:04It means all of them.
24:12Repeat the declaration of peace.
24:13Yeah, I know.
24:18I say again.
24:22We come...
24:25in peace.
24:31Agreed.
24:44No, no, no.
24:45Hold on.
24:46Sorry.
24:47We still have the right translation.
24:48We all talk is a layered statement.
24:49There's another concept embedded.
24:51Could you say it again, please?
24:52Don't refer to them as male.
24:54I ask you to...
24:56Repeat your previous statement.
24:58For translation.
25:02We are talking to the whole world.
25:08We are talking to the whole world.
25:11Right now.
25:13Present tense.
25:15What do they mean?
25:16In what way?
25:31Whatever.
25:37It's happening all over the world.
25:38It's happening all over the world.
25:43It's happening all over the world.
25:45All over the world, humanity reacts to the simple fact
26:09that the species that came before us has woken up.
26:15The homeland of the Nile is a land of the Chinese people.
26:20As the land of the Nile, all of those who will be able to carry out the power of the Nile,
26:26will be executed in a war.
26:45And the president has called for a new age of cooperation.
26:52It's being called H2O diplomacy.
27:15The first official meeting with Homo Aqua will begin here, on the banks of the Thames, inside Imperial House, behind you.
27:44That's the construction that's being called the waterway.
27:48It's a specific demand from Homo Aqua as a junction between the water and the land.
27:53Some say it's a symbol of peace.
27:55Okay, so I can't do the 17th or the 24th, and I don't know yet about the 31sts.
28:00Bloody hell, you can't do that. That job of yours is useless.
28:04Kirby?
28:04Ah?
28:05Your dad said he can't come and get you for the next three weekends because he's not bothered.
28:08Is that a problem, Kirby?
28:10No.
28:11What about me? I've got plans.
28:12Yeah, so anyway, I have just put 3,000 quid in your account. Hope that's okay.
28:17What do you mean?
28:18Like I said.
28:18You did not. Where's that from?
28:21Well, I got promoted, thank you, but apparently my job's useless.
28:23Well, if I'm getting 3,000 pounds, how much did you get?
28:25Oh, that's nice.
28:27Well, you can get some extra cooks in now. We're out with the business.
28:30Funny thing is, but these sea devils, it's got Kirby watching proper TV again like the old days.
28:35Well, you can't say sea devils. They're called homospondyls.
28:39All right, don't laugh. Don't laugh, because homo doesn't mean gay.
28:43It does if you're my age.
28:44So, homo aqua's gay water?
28:46That's them, the gay waters.
28:48That's what you've been drinking, Kirby. Too much gay water.
28:51Shut up.
28:53So, what's this promotion, then? What are you doing?
28:55Uh, it's just, you know, it's just more admin.
29:19General Austin Pearson, grid B2, seat 1.
29:23Morning, everyone.
29:25Very good morning to you, General Pierce, and to everyone, on the record and for history.
29:31My name is Kate Lethbridge-Stewart, Commander-in-Chief of the Unified Intelligence Taskforce.
29:35UNIT has been chosen to lead these talks because we stand above and outside all countries, borders,
29:41governments, and oceans of the world.
29:43We represent humanity, but today we represent all life on Earth.
29:48And I hope this will be the start of a great endeavor to find peace between all of our kindred species.
29:55To begin the formal proceedings, confirm Downing Street online.
29:58Good morning, Prime Minister.
30:00Good morning, Kate.
30:02Extraordinary days.
30:04We've spent a long time working hard to get the people's vote.
30:07Now we've got new people.
30:09White House online.
30:10Confirmed.
30:11All of the people, Beijing.
30:13Confirmed.
30:14National Congress of Brazil.
30:16Confirmed.
30:16We have all 195 nations, ma'am.
30:18And do we have the ambassador?
30:20Approaching now.
30:23Apparently he had the lobster thermidor last night against our advice.
30:27Let's hope that's not a major crime down below.
30:29Thank you, Mrs. Bingham.
30:30Let's concentrate.
30:31Eyes on the task.
30:32Pardon me, ma'am.
30:33Ah, General.
30:34Good to see you, sir.
30:37Very special day.
30:38Absolutely.
30:40Mr. St. Louis, how's the waterway?
30:42Are we ready to go?
30:43Stress is holding.
30:45Seals checked and secured.
30:47A-16 has been fixed.
30:49You know, the only way to see if this works is to do it.
30:52You've got quite a crowd.
30:54All under control.
30:55Ma'am, we have a press drone.
30:57Ready for that.
30:58Take them out.
31:03What was that?
31:05Paparazzi drone.
31:06Did they see us?
31:07What we glassed?
31:08Did you read anything?
31:08My family don't know where I am.
31:10They'd flick.
31:10Thanks to you, I'm not even allowed in this room.
31:14Very well done.
31:18That's Roger Trevetic.
31:20Prepare tank for activation.
31:23Positions and good luck to us all.
31:25Confirm the perimeter is now secure, ma'am.
31:27All stations at gold standard.
31:28Thank you, if you could not interrupt.
31:31We have all comms focused and recording backups online.
31:35Good, good.
31:36Mrs. Bingham, let's begin.
31:37Initiate tank activation.
31:39And flood the tank.
31:42Open seals.
31:43One, two, three.
31:45Take it up to 100 PSI.
31:59Open seals.
31:59Six, seven, eight.
32:01Controls.
32:07Well, compromised.
32:08Move the arrow.
32:09Section 45, compromised.
32:10System.
32:11Compromised.
32:11Emergency team.
32:135, 5, 8, 4, 5.
32:14Volume stable, water filtered, and purity at 98%.
32:37940,000 litres.
32:39Well done, Mrs. Bingham.
32:40Thank you, ma'am.
32:42Now, are we ready?
32:44Let's welcome our guests.
32:46Open Waterlock 1.
32:54Looks like we have six lifeforms.
32:58And a seventh.
33:00Four homospondyl erectus, a.k.a. a homo aqua.
33:03Two of an unknown lifeform, one of a second unknown.
33:08Three different lifeforms in total.
33:11General Pierce to all troops.
33:13Red status.
33:13And for a red status.
33:21And here they come.
33:22Two unknown lifeforms entering.
33:46It's just...
34:08What do we say?
34:14I'd call them Pisces Morpha Grandis.
34:17Welcome to Pisces Morpha Grandis.
34:20Does that mean big fish?
34:22Yep.
34:22Focus.
34:23That's the signal for the airlock.
34:33Third lifeform approaching.
34:39Ma'am, we don't know what that third lifeform is.
34:41Then the first gambit is to trust them, Colonel.
34:44Open the doors.
34:45Activating airlock pumps.
34:54Airlock at full capacity.
34:56Airlock at full capacity.
35:00Deep contamination in progress.
35:03Footinho.
35:03All right.
35:09There's half a bit of water.
35:13Keep leaning out.
35:14Energy is a deep enemy.
35:14Listen.
35:15Lucy.
35:15I want to dig a little Frank.
35:17I want to dig a little Judas now.
35:18Something to do for the iron—
35:18— conflict.
35:19Without you.
35:19Two years.
35:20Nick.
35:21винавict week water.
35:22Not to peace.
35:22Get ready.
35:23Let's take a littleumuz space.
35:24Well, on Earth.
35:24You're on Earth.
35:24Let's take a little bit of time.
35:25Little todas dimensions go to Kai.
35:25I'd say homomorphosapiens, or to simplify, homomorphosapiens.
35:55Amazing.
35:58They killed two of us, remember?
36:01We killed them. That's all this is for, to bring peace.
36:06Ready with translations?
36:08I'm running.
36:09Ready to go.
36:11Sir Jonathan, good luck.
36:20I bid you welcome, on behalf of the human race.
36:25I stand here as...
36:30We do not need translation.
36:32Did we learn their language?
36:34No, we did not.
36:35Save the comments.
36:37Well, your English is excellent.
36:40I would like to speak to you as a kid.
36:43That's...
36:45Ocean.
36:46I'll play it, old man.
36:53I bring you greetings from the United Nations of this world that we call Earth.
36:58It's a symbolic title of Indo-European origin that bears no disrespect to the oceans, seas, lakes, rivers, and waterways around us.
37:07And I bring you a gift.
37:09Rhododendron nivali, the dwarf snow rhododendron, a flower that grows at the highest point on planet Earth, on the slopes of Mount Everest, four miles above sea level, perhaps never seen by your kind.
37:25Now, it carries a scent, or a flavour, an essence, that you will have never known before.
37:32Would you...
37:34This is given with respect, and the hope of peace between our species.
37:53We have a gift for you.
37:57My children.
37:59My children should have been born at the turn of the third cold current.
38:14But they choked on your oil, and poison, and excrement.
38:20Skip to 16.
38:21Sir Jonathan, go to 16, paragraph 10.
38:24I must state, with vigour, that we recognise the problem, that our solutions are remarkable.
38:33We do not know you.
38:34Well, I...
38:36I am Ambassador Sir Jonathan Hines.
38:40You are not known to us.
38:43We would speak...
38:45with him.
38:52Me?
38:54Who the hell is he?
38:56Well, he's nothing.
38:58He's no one.
38:59He's part of the team.
39:00He's the witness.
39:01He's the mistake.
39:02He was there by mistake.
39:03Give me Intel on him, now.
39:05Yes, ma'am.
39:06No.
39:07Sorry, no, no.
39:09...You, you got the wrong man.
39:11You showed respect.
39:13No, that's just a thing
39:26You respected
39:28Our fallen kin
39:30When no others did
39:31What are they, Christians now?
39:33Someone tell me what's going on
39:35I'm not even religious
39:36But we saw your kindness
39:39And we see you
39:43Will you stand as ambassador
39:48And talk on behalf
39:50Of the entire human race
39:52Okay
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