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01:52We can get a taxi in two minutes.
01:53I'm old enough.
01:55I'm not a kid.
01:56No, you're not crossing Lanzar on your own this time of night.
01:58I'm sorry, this is just how it is.
02:00I'm sorry.
02:06So, why are you with soldiers?
02:11Well, because sometimes with an oil spill, there might be arguments.
02:22Thanks.
02:36Sorry about this.
02:37Can't be helped, I suppose.
02:39You're doing a bloody job.
02:40Sorry, man.
02:41When are you back?
02:42Oh, I can't tell our texture.
02:44Surgeon's about the party.
02:46Who's there?
02:46Climb Cleese, yeah?
02:47Yeah.
02:48And Stanley.
02:49Yeah, well, he won't be, wouldn't he?
02:50See ya.
02:55Sorry, the exit's a bit cross for me.
02:58You've broken so many rules.
03:00I know.
03:01And I want to say, um, I am sorry about Christmas.
03:05If you can't drink, don't.
03:07I checked.
03:09Apparently you're on board to replace someone called Roger Trevithick.
03:12He was on a mission in Scotland, so he made his replacement.
03:16Is that what he says?
03:17Yep.
03:20That thing about Roger Trevithick, did that come from H.R.?
03:38How should I know?
03:39General.
03:40Sergeant Shacker, welcome aboard.
03:42And you are?
03:43Uh, uh, uh, oh, Barclay, Pierre DuPont, sir, on Roger Trevithick's replacement.
03:47Oh, the civilian.
03:48Read and assess.
03:49No, I mean, I just wanted to say about Roger Trevithick.
03:51Did that come from H.R.?
03:52Look, Barclay, Pierre DuPont, does that surname make you French?
03:55Uh, yeah, my father, sir.
03:56Trivia.
04:03Barclay.
04:03Oh, yeah.
04:07Pip, isn't it?
04:08Yeah.
04:09Um, replacing Roger Trevithick.
04:11Oh, my God, yeah.
04:12Okay, we arrive on Cabrera at 0900 local time.
04:16From there we get taken to the island of Dragonera.
04:19The village is called Cala Escondida, designated prime location.
04:23There's a lot to take in, so I suggest you make a start.
04:25Oh, my son.
04:43Wow.
04:46Oh, my God.
04:47Oh, my God.
04:55The thing about Roger Trevithick.
05:13I replaced him.
05:17Only one time, back in 2020.
05:18His wife was having a baby, it was premature, and he had to rush off.
05:21And I just happened to be there, so all I had to do was answer his phone,
05:24which didn't even ring, and so that was that.
05:25But then I went on file as Roger Trevithick's replacement.
05:29How was the baby?
05:30Yeah, the baby was fine.
05:31But the thing is, I just got stuck on the list in HR.
05:36Roger Trevithick's replacement.
05:37I get, like, memos.
05:38I mean, there's one time I even got tickets to Japan,
05:40and I'd email him.
05:40I'd say, look, look, I'm not Roger Trevithick's replacement.
05:44So?
05:45So I'm not Roger Trevithick's replacement.
05:47Oh, great, Tim.
05:51Tim.
05:52You're Tim.
05:53Don't talk to me.
05:54And I didn't show you anything.
05:55Yeah, but what do I do?
05:57I work in transport.
05:58I just booked the taxis.
05:59All troops, as of now,
06:28the Mediterranean is hostile territory.
06:39Village evacuated.
06:40Border established at 10 kilometers, sir.
06:42This entire coastline belongs to us.
06:44They hung it far away from the village like they were scared of, even in death.
07:13decontamination in progress.
07:29Decontamination in progress.
07:31Do you have relation to your request?
07:37Do you have relation to your request?
07:43Colonel.
07:44General.
07:46Quite a sight, isn't it?
07:49Caught five kilometers off the coast.
07:52They shot it dead, but then thought they could make money out of it.
07:55Hold it up.
07:56The monster from the deep.
08:01We saw it online, declared it a hoax.
08:05Flew in from Madrid, sealed the place off.
08:07But it's quite a find.
08:09It's the first time we've seen one exactly like this.
08:13Mythology and superstition, we call them sea devils.
08:16But we're better than that now.
08:20Let's say, uh...
08:22Homo aqua.
08:24We think their species branched off from tenospondyls.
08:27Which means the correct name is Homo spondylorectus.
08:29I say Homo aqua, because that's what it looks like.
08:34Do we have a sex?
08:36Difficult to say.
08:37The genitalia suggests reptilian cloaca,
08:40which is found on both male and female.
08:42What about the neck?
08:43Was there a pearl?
08:46Plain and simple.
08:49Nothing artificial.
08:51Calcium carbonate.
08:5160% tarragonite, 40% calcite.
08:56Then I suggest we return it to its rightful place.
09:03Every time you find a creature like this, we find the pearl.
09:06It might be simple decoration.
09:08Mankind has worn pearls ever since God knows when.
09:10But every pearl gets analysed, and we found nothing.
09:13No technology, no inscription.
09:16But still, it doesn't signify a caste or a belief or identity.
09:22The pearl is always located at the base of the throat,
09:26actually embedded in the skin.
09:28We think it's placed there at birth.
09:33It goes back at least 2,000 years, sir,
09:36the use of pearls as jewellery.
09:39It's said Cleopatra removed her pearl earring,
09:42dissolved it in vinegar, and drank it
09:43in front of Mark Antony.
09:46Could be useful to file that.
09:48Ready for the deep scan?
09:50Yes, sir.
09:51Yes, sir.
09:52Corporal Morgan, you can join the team here
09:54and liaise with Sergeant Brock.
09:56Thank you, Miss Solo.
09:56I think your team could stand out.
09:58Let's pack it out.
09:58Yes, Sergeant.
09:59Yes, Sergeant.
10:00Pass me that.
10:02Bring in the case with death.
10:03Cheers.
10:26Charge them up.
10:46Coffee, sir.
10:47You are.
10:48Cheers.
10:49Cheers.
10:49Cheers.
10:49Cheers.
10:49Cheers.
10:57I just wonder what they're doing here.
11:00I mean, it's a pond, the Mediterranean.
11:02It's got no depth.
11:03January 2020, there was an avalanche underwater,
11:06lasting two days off the west coast of Africa,
11:09spreading over 1,200 kilometers.
11:11Massive event.
11:14All hidden under the sea.
11:15You think it was them?
11:17It severed communications cables,
11:19which I think is significant.
11:20They're waking up.
11:24Now the world is two-thirds water.
11:27It's us against them.
11:28Well, I think they heard that.
11:47What was that, sir?
11:48A translation pulse.
11:51We said hello.
11:58Can we use our phones yet?
12:22No.
12:28No, no, no.
12:45It's a true story.
12:46That's why people die.
12:48Most common domestic accident,
12:50they fall downstairs, break their necks.
12:51So what are you supposed to do?
12:53Well, you go like this.
12:53As you fall, you starfish.
12:55Yeah?
12:56It jams you into the stairwell.
12:57You stop falling.
12:58But who is going to remember that?
12:59You're falling.
13:00You don't think...
13:01What do I do?
13:02What kind of fish?
13:04That's the point.
13:04No one remembers.
13:05So you die.
13:19Anyway, right, do you take sugar?
13:20No, thanks.
13:24Whoa.
13:24What the?
13:25What?
13:26What's all this?
13:27What's wrong?
13:27Muddy boots?
13:28Something's leaking bloody out.
13:29Careful.
13:30Is it chemicals?
13:32Whoa.
13:32Oh, I...
13:33What is it?
13:36I don't know.
13:39I don't know.
13:42I don't know.
13:42I don't know.
13:47Hold on to me.
13:50I can't.
13:51Yes.
13:52I can't.
13:52I can't.
13:53Yes.
13:53Almost.
13:54Yes.
13:55Jesus.
13:55I can't.
13:56I can't.
13:57We need help.
13:58We need help.
13:59We need help.
14:02We need help.
14:11Please.
14:15Please.
14:16Please.
14:17What's happened?
14:37We have to decontaminate, sir.
14:38But tell me what's happened.
14:39I'm sorry, sir.
14:40You'll be able to see once you...
14:41Captain, tell me what's happened!
14:42They're gone, sir.
14:44What do you mean?
14:45Everything's gone.
14:47I don't know what you mean.
14:49I don't know what you mean.
14:57Who was on duty?
14:59Corporal Morgan and Private Abdullah.
15:00Then where are they?
15:01Then where's that thing?
15:03They were just seconds away.
15:05They can't have got far.
15:06Hold on.
15:18Keep the area clear.
15:19But they've stripped the place spare.
15:21Where did everything go?
15:22Who was on duty?
15:23Corporal Morgan, Private Abdullah, please report your location.
15:26Corporal Morgan, Private Abdullah, please report.
15:39Corporal Morgan, Private Abdullah.
15:42Corporal Morgan, Private Abdullah, please report your location.
16:02Corporal Morgan, Private Abdullah.
16:09Corporal Morgan, Private Abdullah.
16:11what's that
16:27what you say
16:41it was 28
16:50i wanted to say sorry you had to see that you got the wrong one that was your first death
16:58i'm sorry no i'm here by mistake okay i haven't got clearance i'm grade 10 i work in transport
17:08i'm a clerk you were meant to have roger to bivik right i've just ended up here by mistake
17:13i shouldn't be here are you saying you're here by accident yes sir
17:20and that i suspect is how history is made one great big chain of mistakes
17:30but still the unit protocol states the times of historical or cultural or political
17:38impact a member of the civilian staff must stand alongside the military as witness
17:42and they could not be more civilian than you
17:46too late to turn magna barclay
17:50welcome aboard
17:53typical military intelligence
18:00i got a first class degree and did intensive training at st andrews for three years to get here
18:05you blundered in by mistake
18:08yeah
18:11i'm the one who orders the cars and finds cheaper lorries
18:16but i met the doctor once
18:19no way
18:22last year in the tower he said hello and then he
18:25and off he went
18:26what was he like
18:30just like
18:34he's vivid
18:36you know
18:38it's just this tiny little moment that
18:43i think about it every second of every day
18:48that creature what was it
18:56the unified intelligence task force was created to deal with alien life forms but
19:06this species is an alien
19:08they're from earth they were here before us
19:12what did they die out
19:16they hibernated
19:18underground
19:19and this was when the earth was
19:21young because the planet reformed around them and sealed them in
19:24sometimes proof is found and we hide it
19:28what for
19:30think about it
19:33they were here first
19:36millions of years ago
19:38so the planet belongs to them
19:40technically we inherited their world
19:43but if they're not dead
19:44what if they want it back
19:49what's exciting
19:53we're at night
19:54we have a life force
19:55let's go
19:57let's go
20:10what's that
20:23you're the civilian witness you record everything that could be our testimony if we get killed
20:27if we get what
20:28and my command arms down
20:56how are we on translation
20:59aligned and running
21:01three two one
21:03ready to calibrate sir
21:05as soon as it talks we can capture the sound
21:07running translation sir
21:26we are calibrated sir
21:35ready to go
21:36my name
21:39my name
21:39is general austin pierce
21:42and i represent the unified military task force of the combined nations of the dry lands of earth
21:55and i welcome you into diplomatic concord
21:58concord is a big concept sorry can we think of another word please
22:07meeting
22:08i welcome you into this diplomatic meeting
22:13you killed us
22:25oh god
22:26oh god
22:26oh god
22:26you
22:27then took two lives
22:30and now
22:31i suggest
22:33we start
22:34agreed
22:45agreed
22:45i hope
22:49we can meet in peace
22:51agreed
22:55and learn from each other
22:56agreed
23:00and work to forge a friendship between the land
23:03and the sea
23:05is that agreed
23:10agreed
23:11agreed
23:11told you that
23:12but
23:21we do not agree
23:25I do not agree.
23:33I do not agree with...
23:39We would talk to all your animals.
23:42Humans.
23:43We would talk to all humanity.
23:48No, sorry, sir. It's not wood in the conditional tense, sir.
23:53We all talk. All. All of us.
23:59Oh, my God.
24:03It means all of them.
24:11Repeat the declaration of peace.
24:12Yeah, I know.
24:17I say again.
24:19We come in peace.
24:25We all talk is a layered statement. There's another concept embedded. Could you say it again, please?
24:35Don't refer to them as male.
24:37I ask you to repeat your previous statement for translation.
24:41We all talk is a layered statement. There's another concept embedded. Could you say it again, please?
24:47Don't refer to them as male.
24:49I ask you to repeat your previous statement for translation.
24:55We are talking to the whole world.
24:57We are talking to the whole world.
25:07We are talking to the whole world. Right now. Present tense.
25:13What do they mean? In what way?
25:15What do they mean? In what way?
25:17What do they mean? In what way?
25:37It's happening all over the world.
25:39humanity reacts to the simple fact the speech itself.
26:01All over the world.
26:05All over the world, humanity reacts to the simple fact
26:09the species that came before us has woken up.
26:35And the president has called for a new age of cooperation.
26:52It's being called H2O diplomacy.
27:05It's being called H2O diplomacy.
27:35The first official meeting with Homo aqua will begin here, on the banks of the Thames,
27:42inside Imperial House, behind me.
27:45That's the construction that's being called the waterway.
27:47It's a specific demand from Homo aqua as a junction between the water and the land.
27:53Some say it's a symbol of peace.
27:55Okay, so I can't do the 17th or the 24th, and I don't know yet about the 31sts.
27:59But bloody hell, you can't do that.
28:01That job of yours is useless.
28:03Kirby?
28:04Yeah.
28:05Your dad said he can't come and get you for the next three weekends because he's not bothered.
28:08Is that a problem, Kirby?
28:09No.
28:10What about me?
28:11I've got plans.
28:12Yeah?
28:13So, anyway, I have just put 3,000 quid in your account.
28:15I hope that's okay.
28:16What do you mean?
28:17Like I said?
28:18You did not.
28:19Where's that from?
28:20Well, I got promoted, thank you, but apparently my job's useless.
28:23If I'm getting 3,000 pounds, how much did you get?
28:25Oh, that's nice.
28:26Mm-hm.
28:27Well, you can get some extra cooks in now.
28:28We're out with the business.
28:30Funny thing is, with these sea devils, it's got Kirby watching proper TV again like the
28:34old days.
28:35You can't say sea devils.
28:36They're called homospondyls.
28:38All right.
28:39Don't laugh.
28:40Don't laugh because homo doesn't mean gay.
28:42It does if you're my age.
28:43So, homo aqua's gay water?
28:44That's them.
28:45The gay waters.
28:46That's what you've been drinking, Kirby.
28:48Too much gay water.
28:49Shut up.
28:50So, what's this promotion, then?
28:53What are you doing?
28:54Uh, it's just, you know, just more admin.
28:59This way.
29:19General Austin Pierce in grid B2, seat 1.
29:23Morning, everyone.
29:25Very good morning to you, General Pierce.
29:27And to everyone on the record and for history.
29:30My name is Kate Lethbridge-Stewart, Commander-in-Chief of the Unified Intelligence Taskforce.
29:34UNIT has been chosen to lead these talks because we stand above and outside all countries, borders,
29:40governments, and oceans of the world.
29:43We represent humanity.
29:45But today, we represent all life on Earth.
29:48And I hope this will be the start of a great endeavor to find peace between all of our
29:53kindred species.
29:54To begin the formal proceedings, confirm Downing Street online.
29:58Good morning, Prime Minister.
30:00Good morning, Kate.
30:01Extraordinary days.
30:02It's been a long time working hard to get the people's vote.
30:06Now we've got new people.
30:08White House online.
30:09Confirmed.
30:10All of the people Beijing.
30:12Confirmed.
30:13National Congress of Brazil.
30:15Confirmed.
30:16All 195 nations, ma'am.
30:17And do we have the ambassador?
30:19Approaching now.
30:21Apparently, he had the lobster thermidor last night against our advice.
30:26Let's hope that's not a major crime down below.
30:28Thank you, Mrs. Bingham.
30:29Let's concentrate.
30:30Eyes on the task.
30:31Pardon me, ma'am.
30:32Ah, General.
30:33Good to see you, sir.
30:35Very special day.
30:36Absolutely.
30:37Mr. St. Louis, how's the waterway?
30:38Are you ready to go?
30:39Stress is holding.
30:40Seals checked and secured.
30:41A-16 has been fixed.
30:42You know the only way to see if this works is to do it.
30:43You've got quite a crowd.
30:44All under control.
30:45Ma'am, we have a press drone.
30:46Ready for that.
30:47Take them out.
30:48What was that?
30:49How gross are you drawing?
30:50Did they see us?
30:51What were you glass?
30:52Didn't you read anything?
30:53My family don't know where I am.
30:54They'd flick.
30:55Thanks to you, I'm not even allowed in this room.
30:56Very well done.
30:57I...
30:58I...
30:59I...
31:00I...
31:01I...
31:02I...
31:03I...
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31:05I...
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31:11I...
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31:13I...
31:14I...
31:15I...
31:16I...
31:17That's not a dramatic.
31:19Prepare tank activation.
31:21Positions and good luck to us all.
31:24Confirm the perimeter is now secure, ma'am.
31:26All stations at gold standard.
31:27Thank you if you could not interrupt.
31:29We have all comms focused and recording backups online.
31:34Good, good.
31:35Mrs. Bingham, let's begin.
31:36Initiate tank activation.
31:38And flood the tank.
31:40Open seals one, two, three.
31:45Open seals four, five.
31:46Take it up to a hundred psi.
31:47Open seals six, seven, eight.
31:48Open seals six, seven, eight.
31:52Well compromised!
31:53Move the error!
31:54Section 45 compromised system compromised.
31:55Emergency teams.
31:56Five, eight, five, eight, five!
31:58Get out!
31:59Get out!
32:00Get out!
32:01Get out!
32:03Well compromised!
32:07Move your arm!
32:09Section 45 compromised system.
32:11Emergency teams.
32:13We're fine! We're fine!
32:15We're fine!
32:17We're fine!
32:19Get out!
32:33Volume stable, water filtered, and purity at 98%.
32:37940,000 liters. Well done, Mrs. Bingham.
32:39Thank you, ma'am.
32:41Now, are we ready?
32:43Let's welcome our guests.
32:45Open water lock one.
32:53Looks like we have six life forms.
32:57And a seventh.
32:59We have four homospondyl erectus, a.k.a. a homo aqua.
33:03Two of an unknown life form.
33:05One of a second unknown.
33:07Three different life forms in total.
33:11General Pierce to all troops. Red status.
33:13Confirm.
33:15Red status.
33:21And here they come.
33:29One of a few.
33:31Two unknown life forms entering.
33:43Two unknown life forms entering.
33:47Two unknown life forms entering.
33:51It's just...
34:09What do we say?
34:14I'd call them Pisces and Morpha Grandes.
34:17Welcome to Pisces and Morpha Grandes.
34:20Does that mean big fish?
34:21Yup.
34:22Focus, thank you.
34:32That's the signal for the airlock.
34:34Third life form approaching.
34:39Ma'am, we don't know what that third life form is.
34:41Then the first gambit is to trust them, Colonel. Open the doors.
34:46Activating airlock pumps.
34:51Airlock at core capacity.
34:56Decontamination in progress.
35:02Perfect.
35:03Perfect.
35:04Perfect.
35:05Perfect.
35:07Oh, my God.
35:37I'd say, homomorphosapiens, or to simplify, homo amphibian.
35:57Amazing.
35:59They killed two of us, remember?
36:02We killed them.
36:03That's what this is for, to bring peace.
36:07Ready with translations?
36:09I'm running.
36:10Ready to go.
36:12Sir Jonathan, good luck.
36:20I bid you welcome, on behalf of the human race.
36:25I stand here as, uh...
36:31We do not need translation.
36:33Did we learn their language?
36:35No, we did not.
36:36Save the comments.
36:39Well, your English is excellent.
36:41Me, as well as you are, she is a kid.
36:45That's...
36:45Ocean.
36:47Nadeus,
36:48Nase se objistva mogud integriam, sir.
36:52I'll play it, old man.
36:53I bring you greetings from the United Nations of this world, that we call Earth.
36:59It's a symbolic title of Indo-European origin, that bears no disrespect to the oceans, seas,
37:05lakes, rivers, and waterways around us.
37:07And I bring you a gift.
37:12Rhododendron nivali.
37:14The dwarf snow rhododendron.
37:17A flower that grows at the highest point on planet Earth, on the slopes of Mount Everest,
37:22four miles above sea level, perhaps never seen by your kind.
37:26Now, it carries a scent, um, uh, or a flavor, an essence, that you will have never known before.
37:34Would you, um...
37:43This is given with respect.
37:46And the hope of peace between our species.
37:53We have a gift for you.
37:57My children.
38:08My children should have been born at the turn of the third cold current.
38:14But they choked on your oil.
38:18And poison.
38:20And excrement.
38:21Skip to 16.
38:22Sir Jonathan, go to 16, paragraph 10.
38:26I must state with vigor that we recognize the problem.
38:32Our solutions are remarkable.
38:33We do not know you.
38:35Well, I...
38:36I am Ambassador, Sir Jonathan Hines.
38:40You are not known to us.
38:44We would speak...
38:46with him.
38:53Me?
38:55Who the hell is he?
38:56Well, he's...
38:57He's...
38:57Nothing.
38:58He's no one.
38:59He...
38:59He's part of the team.
39:01He's the witness.
39:02He's the mistake.
39:03He was there by mistake.
39:04Give me intel on him.
39:05Now!
39:06Yes, ma'am.
39:06Right away, ma'am.
39:07No.
39:08Sorry.
39:09No, no.
39:09You got the wrong man.
39:12You showed respect.
39:23Uh...
39:24No, that's just...
39:26That's just a thing.
39:27It's...
39:27You respected...
39:29our fallen kin...
39:30when no others did.
39:31What are they, Christians now?
39:33Someone tell me what's going on.
39:35I'm not even religious.
39:36But we saw your kindness.
39:41And we see you.
39:46Will you stand as ambassador?
39:49And talk on behalf of the entire human race?
39:56Okay.
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