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00:00You get those blankets folded.

00:01What gives you the right to tell me what to do anyway?

00:03These give me the right to eat.

00:05Now let that be a warning to you all.

00:07While I've got the biggest boobies, I'll give you orders, right?

00:10Yeah, well, you wouldn't say that if my mate Bea was here.

00:12Yeah, well, Bea's not here, is she?

00:14She's still in solitary for crushing a water skull in between her cleavage.

00:18How in kangaroo's droppings did you get out of solitary?

00:21Water didn't press shot.

00:22Seems like he enjoyed having his head crushed between my bushman's favourite tongue.

00:26Oh, yeah?

00:27So how come he was struggling like a drowning wallaby in a barrel of blancmange?

00:31Everybody back to work.

00:35I've got the smallest pair in the prison.

00:37That's not true.

00:39I mean, yours are much bigger than Officer Robinson's.

00:41Yeah, but Officer Robinson's a man.

00:44I hear that tiny boobs are all the fashion on the outside.

00:46Yeah, well, I'm not wearing mine on the outside.

00:47Don't worry about it, Lizzie.

00:49Well, I've got a pair like this, nobody's going to hold a hair on your head.

00:51Well, they'll have me to reckon with.

00:53I'm going back to solitary.

00:58I'll see you in five years' time.