The Apology Rap ｜ Community Season 5 Episode 9

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00:00It's settled.

00:01Urinals in the women's restroom will be turned into planter.

00:04On to chores.

00:06We need some able bodies to clear out of space

00:08in the East Hall storage room.

00:09I'll do it.

00:10Really?

00:11Yeah, Annie always goes from the easy chores to the hardest.

00:12That's true, isn't it?

00:14I'll do it, too.

00:14Yeah, me too.

00:15OK, that concludes this meeting.

00:17Oh, man.

00:18Nobody picks up on my patterns.

00:19What am I going to say next?

00:21Graham cracker.

00:21You didn't know.

00:23Hey, it's the aww couple.

00:25Aw.

00:26Look what Rachel got me.

00:27Pile of bullets, an interactive Old West themed

00:29VCR game from the 90s.

00:30I found it at Goodwill.

00:31It was between a Thighmaster and a Dick Tracy Burger King glass.

00:35Happy anniversary.

00:36Anniversary.

00:37I guess I should learn your name, young lady.

00:38Oh, Rachel.

00:39Rachel.

00:40Nice to meet you, Rachel.

00:41You can go.

00:44Aw.

00:46Anniversary?

00:47Yeah.

00:47Rachel and I have been dating for one of your months,

00:49but our relationship is 12 times more efficient,

00:50so it's really been a year.

00:51Our sleep cycles are in sync.

00:52We can communicate with our eyebrows.

00:54And she knows my Netflix password, Jeff's Netflix password.

00:56Damn it.

00:57I'm changing that.

00:57I changed it.

00:58To what?

00:58Nice try.

00:59Annie, can Rachel come to our place to play this tonight?

01:01I can't afford to take her anywhere.

01:02Well, my brother's in town for the weekend.

01:05I'm broke, too, so I was going to make him dinner tonight.

01:07Cool.

01:07Double date?

01:08Dinner and 1993 interactive VCR game.

01:10What are you making?

01:11Salmon.

01:13Buttered noodles.

01:14Buttered noodles aren't my favorite.

01:15Ah, quick announcement for two of Greendale's finest.

01:20Payday is postponed until next week, so this is my freestyle rap apology.

01:28Well, I'm a peanut bar, and I'm here to say your checks will arrive on another day.

01:32Another day, another dime, another rhyme, another dollar, another stuffed shirt with another

01:36white collar.

01:37Criminals, Wall Street taking the pie, and all the black man gets is a plate of white lies.

01:41Crisons recruiting them, police bees shooting them, rap artists looting them, labels all diluting

01:46them.

01:47Barack Obama is scared of me, cause I don't swallow knowledge and I spit it, but read, let me clear

01:51my throat.

01:52Ha ha ha.

01:54I don't know what that was, I don't, I don't know what that was.

02:22So let's go.

02:23We'll see you later.

02:25Come on.

02:26Bye.

02:27I'll see you next time.

02:32Bye.

02:35Bye.

02:36Bye.

02:39Bye.

02:40Bye.

02:41Bye.

02:42Bye.

02:43Bye.

02:45Bye.

02:47Bye.

02:48Bye.

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