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00:00Previously on Heated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander up. I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world.
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander.
00:09And Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It was Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:19This is such a bad idea.
00:21You're not gonna tell anyone, because no one can know.
00:23A whole lot of kids are gonna be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:28So, what's my name gonna be?
00:29Dream.
00:32How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:34from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:36Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:38What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:42Hollander, see you next season.
00:59When I come back, you're not walking.
01:00Get the line going back.
01:01We need a villa of her inside, via
01:02We can stay.
01:05You know how we can,
01:06So I can think.
01:07One is here,
01:08Is that just,
01:13Whether you go to the show,
01:15I want Where you want.
01:16Oppo?
01:17Not everyone.
01:18I want to guess.
01:19You'll see.
01:20Hyah.
01:21Not everyone coming back.
01:22What was the drama aged beer About all weekends?
01:24You think I'm pretty
01:26Let's go!
01:54Good job, give you a head
01:59A golden star, you think you're clever
02:02Good God, she took a break
02:06Made a mistake when she made driver
02:10Get lost forever
02:13Get lost forever
02:17Get lost forever
02:24You think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty
02:28Go like you wanna fuck me
02:30Go like that, boy, back out on the ice for Boston
02:32Come on, I'll do the fun
02:33We're having a lot of games today
02:35I'm not going to be proud of you
02:36I gave you magic things
02:38I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:40I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:43Oh man, I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:47I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:51I know you're up at night
02:56Hunched over your phone like
02:59A tree at the top of the hill
03:02It's crooked from the wind that bites
03:07You say you're lost to seek all the power and the light
03:14You're lost to hope you're relevant
03:18I'm standing in my light
03:22I'm standing in my light
03:25I'm standing in my light
03:25I'm standing...
03:27You think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty cool
03:39You say it's scary, y'all
03:41Most people do
03:43This is the real world
03:44I'm in the middle
03:45In spite of everything
03:48I guess there's just what's it
03:50Nice try
03:52Now get out the way
03:54Good job
03:56Just take a fucking hit
03:58I said I'll see you
03:59You wanna be up
04:01You wanna be
04:02You wanna be up
04:06Nice try
04:07Nice try
04:07Get out the way
04:09You're in our way
04:11Get lost forever
04:13Hey, if Rosanna fucks you tonight
04:26I'm gonna fucking back
04:28I think you mean fucks with
04:31buddy
04:31I fucking mean what I mean
04:33You're burning a fake
04:34Rosanoff outside right now
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:37They do it to you all the time
04:38in Boston
04:38You wanna see it?
04:39No thanks
04:40Honestly guys
04:41It doesn't help me focus
04:42Yeah
04:43Mitty
04:43Go be weird somewhere else
04:45I'm not even that weird
04:46Whatever you need
04:48Captain
04:48Hey Hollander
04:49Can you talk to NBC
04:51and some radio outlets
04:52in like time?
04:52Oh Mr. Hollander
04:57What does Montreal
04:58have to do to win tonight?
05:01Well hockey is a complicated
05:02nuanced game
05:03but it would be helpful
05:04if we scored more fucking goals
05:05than the other team
05:06And how about that other team?
05:10Elia Rosanoff has been
05:11on a tear lately
05:12He had a hat trick last week
05:13and he's almost caught up
05:14to you in the scoring race
05:15Wanna know what he had to say
05:16about that this morning?
05:17No I'll listen if he actually
05:18catches up to me
05:18Thanks guys
05:19Mmhmm
06:56Wow, this Montreal girl works you out, brother.
06:59Shut your idiot face, Marley.
07:01You're straight up blushing, Ross.
07:03Well, no.
07:04Never in life have I blushed.
07:05Russians do not do this.
07:06You will murder me.
07:24Maybe.
07:25Get in.
07:26Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:37For how long?
07:37The whole game.
07:39You're such a fucking ass.
07:41You missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking did it.
07:45And I still beat your ass.
07:46Oh, barely.
07:54Wow, nice place.
07:56Thanks.
07:56I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one, right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman.
08:10Shut up.
08:11Mr. Landlord.
08:13You asked.
08:15No, I didn't.
08:30So what do you want me?
08:32In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:35Fuck you.
08:40Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:42Have I hired someone?
08:45A designer?
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49He's such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you like it.
08:55Smell the cigarettes from here.
08:58I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00You shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:12He's the one.
09:25He's the one.
09:33Don't worry, it will fit.
09:34Oh, wow, wow.
09:47We think this will be enough.
09:49Fuck off.
10:04Where were you?
10:11Please don't go.
10:19Please don't go.
10:26Oh, my God.
10:29Stay right here.
10:37He's okay.
10:39Hmm?
10:42Oh, shit, Rosen.
10:57Yeah.
10:59Is he okay?
11:01It's you.
11:04It's you.
11:09It's you.
11:14Okay.
11:16It's you.
11:21.
11:29I still can't imagine.
11:32.
11:33.
11:38.
11:42.
11:43.
11:45.
11:46.
11:48.
11:50What the hell are you?
11:55Oh, God, hold on.
11:57What the hell are you?
12:03What the hell are you?
12:08What the hell are you?
12:13What the hell are you?
12:22Now the bed's all dirty.
12:25What?
12:27Shut up.
12:32Hey, we'll show it now, okay?
12:43You killed Midlander.
12:59I'm dead.
13:01That was so fucking hot.
13:04Worth the wait.
13:10It's you.
13:15It's you.
13:19It's you.
13:24I should go.
13:27It's you.
13:32So, obviously, we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:36Oh, right.
13:39Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:44Yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:47They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is threatening to wake up at 4am to watch every game.
13:55I bet your parents will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes.
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:02Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched.
14:05I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:08Dreaming of what?
14:09Bronze medal?
14:10You fucking wish, dude.
14:12Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:19Don't fuck yourself or else not.
14:21Such a good drink.
14:24Your cab is definitely here.
14:25Bye.
14:26Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:32For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games, and there's already a contender for Top Story here in Sochi.
14:42What an embarrassing and promising year for the Russian men's hockey team.
14:49A hard bill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rosanoff, chosen as his country's captain.
14:56Je des boules dans Paris.
15:21De la cigare à la fourmi, le car encore endormi.
15:36Oh, hey, Darren.
15:37What's up, motherfucker?
15:38Good boy.
15:39Hey.
15:40Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Fanny.
15:42Be nice?
15:43They fucking lost Latvia.
15:44I mean, did you see that game?
15:45Yeah.
15:46It was a straight-up shit show.
15:47A debacle.
15:48Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:50Uh, I don't know.
15:51Nothing to me.
15:52That's for sure.
15:53I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:55Uh-uh.
15:56See what I say this year, baby?
15:57We're fucking coming for you.
15:58Okay.
15:59Trust me.
16:00You look great in silver, Fanny.
16:01Don't even stress.
16:02Oh, good one.
16:03Yeah.
16:04Does your room have that smell?
16:06Yes.
16:07Yes, it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:09Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:11He's probably right.
16:12The good news is, we're not going to be here long.
16:14Alright, so tonight we can do the men's short-form figure skating here.
16:16My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:17We train together.
16:18Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:20I'd love to show up for them.
16:21Hell yeah, man.
16:22I'd love to show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:25What do you mean?
16:27Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:31I mean, I'd fucking pray for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:35Hey, here's me.
16:37Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:41Fucking balls of steel, man.
17:05Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:15Yeah, he did.
17:20I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:24Hey.
17:45I'm not here.
17:47No, I'm not.
17:49I saw you up here.
17:50I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:52Fine.
17:53Go sit down.
17:58We...
17:59We are not anything.
18:01Go away, Hollander.
18:09Are you okay?
18:11Please, go.
18:13You didn't answer my text.
18:17No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:19Now you go.
18:20Fine.
18:21Fuck.
18:22Fine.
18:23Fine.
18:24Fuck.
18:25Fine.
18:26Fine.
18:27Fine.
18:28Fine.
18:29Fine.
18:30Fine.
18:31Fine.
18:32Fine.
18:33You need to meet him.
18:38Yes, father.
18:40Minister still wants to meet you today,
18:45regardless of what you want.
18:48This is my honor.
18:50You must be proud of me.
18:52After yesterday you won...
18:56...Latvian.
18:59...Latvian.
19:01And he still drinks.
19:03How did you do it?
19:05Is it not sad to you?
19:06Not sad, father.
19:07Well, not so.
19:08They are not teaching you discipline in this American League.
19:12It's not a game, it's a game.
19:14It's a real shame.
19:16It's not to prove the hope you showed up in childhood.
19:19Now I'm playing better than when I was.
19:22Our team is damaged.
19:24The team is not playing.
19:26What is it?
19:27What is it?
19:28What is it?
19:29What is it?
19:30What is it?
19:31What is it?
19:32What is it?
19:33You're a captain.
19:34You're always looking for someone who is guilty.
19:36From childhood.
19:42Who is it to you?
19:46Your mother?
19:47She can't do this.
19:49What do you do?
19:50No.
19:51What do you do?
19:52What do you do?
19:53No.
19:54What do you do?
19:55Mom is missing.
19:56Mom is missing.
19:57You do not remember?
19:58I remember your father.
19:59I remember your mother.
20:00Where you were.
20:01You remember?
20:02I was in your view, you were your father.
20:06Where's Polina?
20:09In Moscow?
20:11Of course.
20:17We need to go to the night.
20:21To meet the minister.
20:26Yes.
20:29Ready?
20:32Of course.
20:34Of course, I'm always the same.
20:36Everything is always on the altar.
20:38And what is your father?
20:40He wasn't in shape.
20:42He was in shape.
20:44He was in shape.
20:46He has a prize in America.
20:48He will work well.
20:50He was good.
20:52He was good.
20:54But it's a problem with leadership.
20:56It's always a problem.
20:58He is too much.
21:01Well, you're my angel.
21:03Well, I'm too much talking to you.
21:07You're my angel. You're too much talking to you.
21:11Especially when it's about hockey.
21:14Only when we win, Dad.
21:16I'm going to go to a bar, and he needs one more cup.
21:21Look how she's behind you.
21:24From the same time.
21:27I'm an angel. It would be good if you would remember it.
21:30I want to drink.
21:33Well, I have something more interesting.
21:52Dovninko, Alina.
21:57Dovninko, Sash.
22:00Dovninko.
22:05I think you played well.
22:07I would like to say thank you, but I know that you didn't watch any other games.
22:10For the people who've been a son of a coach for hockey, you've got to avoid this.
22:16I sometimes blame you for me.
22:19When you have to blame you for me.
22:22In any case, it doesn't matter for you.
22:25It doesn't matter for you.
22:27Why did you do that?
22:28My father...
22:29Your father is a fool.
22:30Who will ever kill you.
22:32You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:35And you don't care about these crazy games, when you have real chance to win this year.
22:41Really?
22:42Really?
22:43Yeah, really.
22:44Huntry and Admiral are not going through New Jersey.
22:46New Jersey is not going through Holland and Montreal.
22:50I think that in this year you will win this year.
22:52In this year?
22:53In this year?
22:54Yeah, in this year.
22:55Because I think that Mitko is traumatized.
23:00Where do you know all this?
23:02He's an extra sense.
23:04With traumatized brothers, you can't go there.
23:06You can't go there.
23:07Like you've seen the team here.
23:08It's pretty good.
23:10You're listening.
23:11You're listening.
23:13This is the Vostok.
23:14And then you can win.
23:15You can win whoever you want.
23:17In the Запад.
23:18In Chicago.
23:19Not that early.
23:20In the Finale, most likely, will be San Francisco.
23:24And they're good.
23:25But too young.
23:27And so you'll win the Coupe Xenia for a year earlier than I played with my father.
23:37I'm going to sleep.
23:38Tomorrow you'll have to be perfect.
23:40You'll always be perfect.
23:42You'll always be perfect.
23:43Right.
23:44But you'll have to agree with us.
23:47See you later.
23:48See you later.
23:49See you later.
23:50See you later.
23:51See you later.
23:52Bye.
23:57Well, what?
24:00How are you, Sashia?
24:02There's a great place.
24:06I love this place.
24:09The club, the head of the club.
24:12The girls.
24:15The club, the boys.
24:17And the girls.
24:18And the boys.
24:19And the girls.
24:20And the girls.
24:21And the girls.
24:22And the girls.
24:23You've seen the French girls.
24:24Yes, Elia?
24:25Yes, Elia?
24:26Yes, Elia?
24:27I'm not a fan of my son.
24:32Oh my God, I'm not a fan of my son.
24:37You don't know how you're doing.
24:41You don't know what you're doing.
24:44You don't want to be a fan of your son.
24:47I'm not a fan of your son.
24:49You're not a fan of your son.
24:51You were fun.
24:57I'm a fan of your son.
25:08Is this, seriously?
25:12This is the sea of rage.
25:14If you remember, me not if you remember.
25:22We're the same, Sashka.
25:24Yes, that's right.
25:33Let's go.
25:35Okay, let's go somewhere else.
25:40No.
25:41Okay.
25:48Okay.
25:50Okay.
25:52I'll be glad to see you.
25:55Okay.
26:05I'm glad to see you.
26:11Okay.
26:25Captain's here.
26:30What am I supposed to do with this?
26:32I don't know. My mom told me to get away.
26:33Oh, my God.
26:37There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:39Okay, playoffs are over.
26:40You cannot keep the beer.
26:41That's not a rule. You just make that up.
26:43Hollander, is that a rule?
26:44Unfortunately, it is.
26:45Fuck you, Hollander.
26:46You can barely even grow one.
26:47No, no, fuck you, Swedish inbred.
26:49Fuck you, AJ.
26:50Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:52Stop.
26:54Boys, it's starting.
26:56Turn it up.
26:57It's game six.
26:58It's game six, and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
27:00You know that Ilya Rozenov wants this bad.
27:03Rozenov and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:06A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:16Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:18Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:22I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:26I don't need to think about that.
27:28That was yesterday.
27:29That was before.
27:30Now, I only need one thing.
27:35I need to win.
27:39Here.
27:40At home.
27:41Tonight.
27:43As much fun as it would be to go to California and humiliate them there,
27:47but I want to hear our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:52I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:56I know you can do it.
27:58I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:03So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:07Because this is our fucking night.
28:12This is our fucking cup.
28:15Fucking fuck San Francisco.
28:19I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:32Shane hates him the most.
28:34What?
28:35You hate Rosanoff.
28:36Of course.
28:37But he's very good at acting.
28:40The best probably.
28:41Eh, no.
28:42You're the fucking best, Orlando.
28:43Yeah.
28:44Okay?
28:45Not that animal, shitshow, cocksucking Russian.
28:49That is that.
28:50The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:54What a comeback story this year for Lilja Rosanoff.
28:56The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
28:59Leading his team in blocked shots.
29:01In shots against.
29:02And obviously, it's not all.
29:04They're the most hottest hit.
29:05Yeah.
29:06Yeah!
29:07Yeah!
29:08Yeah!
29:09Yeah!
29:10Yeah!
29:11Yeah!
29:13Yeah!
29:14Yeah!
29:15Yeah!
29:16Wow, nice watch.
29:39Can I give this to you for free or what?
29:40Where the fuck were you, Ronald?
29:41Five seconds.
29:4225 seconds.
29:43What were you even doing?
29:46I'm now presenting the Lord Talon Award.
29:49I was busy.
29:50What's who?
29:51Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Haller.
30:00But the most important thing is the friends we make along the way.
30:06Hey, before we give out next award, can I get a selfie with you?
30:11What?
30:12Come on, when will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:16Okay, fine, but hurry up.
30:24Great.
30:25Give me your number.
30:26I'll text them to you.
30:27No chance.
30:30And the Lord Talon Award for most sportsmanlike player goes to...
30:33Oh my God, he knows you.
31:00Well, what, what the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
31:22You haven't answered a text from me in like six months.
31:26You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us
31:29and then it's for some fucking clown show.
31:32So yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:37Well?
31:41I want you to suck my dick.
31:43Oh, fuck you. You are unbelievable.
31:45You suck my dick.
31:59Maybe you ask nicely.
32:07Yeah?
32:09Please.
32:10If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick,
32:19you will have to ask nicer than that.
32:25Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
32:33Please.
32:34Please.
32:34Please.
32:34Please.
32:34Please.
32:34Please.
32:34Please.
32:38Please.
32:40Please.
32:44No.
32:48What?
32:50No.
32:53We'll go back to our seats, watch the rest of this boring show, and then go to boring party
32:59after and then when i've been waiting all night you'll come back to my hotel room
33:07and i will maybe maybe do more than just suck your dick
33:15when did your english get so good
33:19i uh i read the new yorker now really no the new yorker is born
33:25my dad loves it ah so being boring is is genetic wow
33:42let's make a deal if you win mvp tonight i will blow you
33:47fuck you whatever you want and if you win
34:01good luck coming
34:26so
34:29i'm going to get this position
34:43congratulations thank you now take off your clothes
35:03you're such an
35:17so
35:31so
35:45so
35:51what
35:53it's a lot of windows
36:05good
36:16now get on the bed
36:19this is a good hotel
36:27good hotel
36:27very nice vodka
36:30it's hard to find in america
36:33okay
36:33touch yourself
36:37what show up for me i want to watch you
36:39you what it's my special day hollander i want to watch
36:45i've never
36:45i've never
36:46no
36:46no
36:47fuck you
36:49give me some vodka at least
36:50no no no no
36:52vodka is for after it's your reward
36:58in america
37:05i've never innate
37:07i can't wait to wear it
37:08i can't wait
37:10to be here
37:10to go
37:12i can't wait
37:13i can't wait
37:14to go
37:14i can't wait
37:15it's not
37:16i can't wait
37:17i can't wait
37:18i can't wait
37:18in my room
37:20do you want to know how it feels
37:31how it feels
37:34holding the cup
37:36you fucking asshole
37:38I can barely describe it
37:40oh my god Hollander
37:50fuck
37:56are you gonna fuck me?
38:06we will see
38:07I need
38:11what?
38:15you know
38:15tell me
38:20I need you
38:26I need you
38:50I need you
38:56I need you
38:58I need you
39:00I need you
39:02I need you
39:04I need you
39:06I need you
39:08I need you
39:10So Russia this year was something else.
39:34It's intense there.
39:40So are you heading back soon?
39:44Back.
39:46To Russia for the summer?
39:49Oh, yes.
39:57Why?
39:59What do you mean, why?
40:02Do you have to?
40:05There is no have to.
40:06It's home.
40:08Yeah, but I don't know.
40:13Is it safe?
40:16What do you mean safe?
40:18I don't know.
40:21Do you even like it there?
40:30What difference does it make?
40:32A pretty big one, I think.
40:34I need to sleep.
40:43Oh.
40:45Yeah, me too.
40:46I should have.
40:47So, uh, I'm off.
41:00Goodbye, Hollander.
41:01Malibu.
41:01I can't feel good.
41:10I'm done.
41:12It's good.
41:13Hmm.
41:17I can't.
41:18No, no, no.
41:19Let's go.
41:49Let's go.
42:19Let's go.
42:49Let's go.
43:19Let's go.
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