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Never Provoke the CEO's Wife Full Movie
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00:00:00Grandma, this is the $200 million necklace that just got auctioned off.
00:00:10Nothing but the best for my angel.
00:00:13You deserve everything.
00:00:15And if that boy even dares to mistreat you, he'll have to answer to me.
00:00:20No, she's perfect.
00:00:23I mentioned Bali once and he planned the whole thing.
00:00:25Scuba, private yacht, everything.
00:00:30Um, Ms. Woods, the engagement party guests are growing restless.
00:00:36And I can't seem to reach Mr. Grayson on the phone.
00:00:40Really?
00:00:42I'll find him.
00:00:57Come on!
00:01:00Excuse me, does being devastatingly handsome give you the right to not watch where you're going?
00:01:05Oh, two years of planning and finally, this American tech is ours.
00:01:21Let's move if they find us.
00:01:22Relax.
00:01:24There is a big engagement party downstairs.
00:01:26You think they're going to look for us here?
00:01:29And Americans in their parties.
00:01:31Room service.
00:01:51Mission accomplished.
00:01:52she wants to go scuba diving i'll take her there might be a little oxygen malfunction
00:02:11she'll die doing what she loves no one will suspect a murder i'll even take care of her
00:02:17grandma too and everything is going to be mine it's just crazy about you man the mansion
00:02:24the porsche hey don't you feel anything for her yeah sure i do i just love money more can you blame
00:02:32me come on here to getting rich and not having to work for it my dream wedding is a complete sham
00:02:40he doesn't want to marry me he wants to kill me no careful
00:02:50what does being pretty give you a pass on basic manners i'm sorry i'm a little busy having the
00:02:57worst day of my life
00:02:58another runaway bride classic
00:03:14grandma
00:03:20everything hurts
00:03:39why do i sound like a dude what what the hell are you doing in here what am i doing here
00:03:49i saved your life five more minutes and you'll be meeting that dead grandma for real
00:03:54why couldn't you have done this sooner you would have saved me a lot of time
00:03:58but you'll be dead and i'll be rich oh honey oh you're awake thank god
00:04:10oh oh oh oh oh oh answer yourself motherfucker she knows about my plan no no way
00:04:18what do you mean that my grandma's dead what happened tell me what the hell is wrong with you dude listen
00:04:29you can screw with me you can kill me you can do whatever you want to stay away from my grandma you got
00:04:36what the hell what the hell
00:04:41am i dead is this some freaky afterlife glitch why the hell am i inside someone else
00:04:51oh my god oh my god this isn't real
00:04:53this isn't real this isn't real this isn't real this isn't
00:04:56what
00:05:04what i'm alive wait what what what's going on who the hell are you what are you doing in my body
00:05:11i was about to ask you the same thing what did you do
00:05:15you're that suicidal bride oh you're that jerk who crashed into me oh my god
00:05:20okay what should you do my identity is complicated if you don't want any trouble you need to stay
00:05:26with me 24 7. excuse me i'm blair woods heiress to the woods family i'm not going to spend 24 7
00:05:32with a filthy stranger stranger fine let's get married what oh my god you're completely insane
00:05:40you were running from your wedding right okay i'll go back and tell them now i changed my mind
00:05:45the wedding is back on no no no no no no he's trying to kill me absolutely not we cannot do that
00:05:52it's your choice him or me
00:05:57it's your choice him or me
00:06:02fine fine
00:06:03what the hell my boyfriend says you're trash so congrats your jobs
00:06:20okay you need to work with me here too short excuse me they're too short
00:06:23black what are you doing this guy is obviously you think you don't fall for a pretty boy act like
00:06:35his okay well it's better be a pretty boy than a murderous con man so and you know what guys who
00:06:40try to kill women for money don't get to marry me i mean i'm beyonce so dream on loser what
00:06:46the blair i'll be waiting for you when you come to your senses okay
00:06:56no your taste in men sucks that guy's a coward fine fine fine okay let's get married on one condition
00:07:05we try to switch back first and if that doesn't work then we'll meet you at the church fair enough
00:07:13don't disappoint me fiance
00:07:19okay but like how do we switch back can we just like crash into each other again
00:07:23i'm game go stand in the middle of the road i'll grab my car you know i'd rather be a bitter
00:07:28bride than roadkill so
00:07:32screw it let's get married get ready to kneel kneel yeah
00:07:36all right all right 8 57
00:07:46all right what's your name uh blair woods buddy i asked your name not your fiance's oh
00:07:51uh uh uh uh come here where did i talk to you what's your name the young mom
00:07:59the young mom uh-uh are you too sure about this yeah
00:08:05because i've seen a lot of couples come through here and i'm not gonna lie this room i need a
00:08:09checkup from the neck over excuse me wait are you calling me crazy we're certain please process our
00:08:15application yeah please all right
00:08:19do you know when she's gonna show up no oh great
00:08:32you're getting married dressed like this it's a fake marriage your highness stop whining
00:08:45uh my first wedding and i'm gonna be married to you yeah it's not like i'm thrilled about it either
00:08:57liam lowell do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife through wealth hardship and
00:09:02everything in between he does all right then in blair woods the same stuff wonderful take that as a yes
00:09:09as a yes please exchange rings rings no we we are not at the kissing party yet wait stop what
00:09:23wait watch out god
00:09:35wow you really came prepared okay
00:09:39i now pronounce you husband and wife you may kiss the bride
00:09:51yep no i can't do it excuse me under normal circumstances you never get to
00:09:56kiss somebody like me in your entire life oh this is just a temporary arrangement
00:10:01it's such a sacred institution merely a convenience for you too look pastor it's not
00:10:06really like we had a choice otherwise i wouldn't
00:10:16i i know you only in my dreams
00:10:17you come visit and i make a scene
00:10:18i really am a good kisser all night
00:10:26this ring is like insanely unique i never pegged you for the uh
00:10:30classy sentimental type it's kind of hot though it was my foster mother's it was her husband's final
00:10:36gift to her oh my god no i'm so sorry this must be like super important to you here you should take
00:10:40it back oh we're married cheers now plus i promised your grandma i'd protect you and i used that ring as
00:10:47a good luck charm for years now i can protect you instead no all right let's go home husband
00:10:55i remember
00:11:03maybe you're not as annoying as i thought
00:11:17oh my god
00:11:19what are you doing i'm posting on my ig duh it's like totally where normal people live on tv is
00:11:28okay um well princess welcome to your new life follow me
00:11:33so this is it my closet is better than this entire place someone swore for richer or poorer back at
00:11:52the church was it all just for show okay well then by that same value you're stuck with me forever too
00:11:57so no no forever is not that long you could die any day wow morbid but um are we sure about this
00:12:04place because we could always just like stay in mind no not an option look if you want to stay alive
00:12:10you'll stay put right here why
00:12:16salted little princess you don't know who i am what i do and you still follow me home
00:12:23um are you afraid what i might do what oh what or what is that supposed to mean what are you
00:12:30planning look relax all i'm saying is we swapped bodies which means things might happen and if they
00:12:39do happen you need to accept it and stay quiet like what things well like the fact that the body you're
00:12:47in right now belongs to a secret agent i'm sorry i'm sorry a what i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry a what
00:13:06i knew he was trouble this is what i get for trusting a hot stranger i need to get out of here fast
00:13:17are you trying to leave it's too late my identity is classified you know too much okay wait just
00:13:26please don't kill me i'll stay quick i swear okay relax look as long as you don't do anything stupid
00:13:31i won't touch you you're my wife wait a second okay so if you're a secret agent doesn't mean people are
00:13:40like trying to kill you exactly why i brought you here this is a safe house and if you want to stay
00:13:48alive you need to stay close to me i never thought i would live in with a secret agent yeah get used to
00:13:56it go wash up it's almost that time but there's only one bed
00:14:09no no no it was on the bed you get the couch no move it this is my bed don't you have any
00:14:15chivalry it's ladies first i am a secret agent not a knight besides take a look in the mirror are you
00:14:20really a lady i don't care i'm sleeping in this bed for the record this is my house
00:14:26well didn't you say you're gonna protect me and now i can't even sleep in a real bed
00:14:32fine you take the bed thank you no funny business close the door
00:14:37i never thought i'd actually get married
00:14:55wait no way am i actually catching feelings for that entitled princess
00:15:07oh my god what happened what what happened this this is worse than a gas station next to lax
00:15:21whoa what is this is this supposed to be soap yeah obviously listen up babe if this sketchy soap
00:15:27comes near that face worth an estimated 30 million dollars in skincare i will legit
00:15:32eat your favorite appendage straight down the toilet got it grab your wallet it's time for retail
00:15:38therapy
00:15:43let's go
00:15:55this woman is terrified what are you doing
00:15:59trust
00:16:09trust process
00:16:12hey don't move be a good girl okay
00:16:29oh
00:16:42slay
00:16:43oh
00:16:45mom
00:16:46i guess your face really is worth 30 million dollars
00:16:49oh look you're finally getting good taste welcome to the globe club
00:16:51this shade would look fire on you do you want to try no
00:17:01i'll take everything
00:17:03ma'am these are limited edition they're like a hundred dollars each
00:17:06my treat
00:17:16okay so like how does this work all right put that down i'll show you
00:17:20okay
00:17:31hey
00:17:31okay uh don't move or can i cut you
00:17:39wait you're gonna put that on no what yeah come here
00:17:45is it hot in here
00:17:51is it hot in here or am i crushing on my own face
00:17:55okay don't worry you can rinse it off in your shower
00:18:01oh a shower
00:18:09okay
00:18:21all right no peeking yeah trust me your body's not really on my must see
00:18:26yes ouch really much okay watch it careful
00:18:40so many name raven should i pick it up um yeah whatever he says just say
00:18:59simple
00:19:02yo man you've been straight up ghost mode for days do you miss me or what
00:19:07um let me guess you're dodging another hit squad or something again
00:19:14mm-hmm figures you're basically untouchable anyway i got you a fresh gig lined up
00:19:20buzz me up and i'm waiting downstairs
00:19:29so your boy's outside and he said something about what what the hell did you agree well you
00:19:33told me that you told me that my room so i have my room wait hold up what are you doing what is
00:19:43your problem at least on some underwear
00:19:47well it's about time you let me in i
00:20:02am i interrupting something
00:20:04uh
00:20:14so who's this my husband
00:20:23uh i mean it's my wife bro you got married since when
00:20:29the uh yesterday accident introduced me to the love of my life and uh just
00:20:39we clicked instantly and uh decided to get married
00:20:43no problem wow you know i thought you and i really did have something
00:20:48but here you are getting married and not even telling me okay don't get any weird ideas i am
00:20:53straight so what brings you here in the middle of the night
00:21:01okay don't get any weird ideas i'm straight so what brings you here in the middle of the night
00:21:08i'm starting to see why you two are endgame she's as extra as you are
00:21:12anywho could you tell your girl to dip this is real talk
00:21:16no man she's good she uh she knows what's up she she we don't gatekeep in this marriage bro you do
00:21:23realize that we are in an industry that will literally chew you up and spit you out the moment
00:21:27they go soft right guess the point skip the filler hold on
00:21:38didn't you say that that ring was more valuable to you than your life
00:21:41i tried to touch it once and you nearly snapped my wrist
00:21:46yeah yeah i gave it to her problem wow she really must be the one anyway
00:21:56here's your newest tip no it's not happening can't you see we just got married we are on our honeymoon
00:22:01bro you've been off the grid way too long
00:22:07you don't take this mission you fail the monthly evaluation which means you face the death
00:22:11challenges
00:22:15your wife or your life make your choice
00:22:23honey one can wait he'll take the job that's the spirit
00:22:28good luck you two lovebirds
00:22:34okay you're not actually expecting me to take this top secret agent commission thing right
00:22:38no relax i'll handle it
00:22:46come on hello blair woods you got married and didn't tell me
00:22:56you're so dead
00:22:57well care to explain yourself yeah he's the love of my life i'm all in
00:23:10rough with some feeling
00:23:16well care to explain yourself yeah he's the love of my life i'm all in
00:23:23rough with some feeling
00:23:25two days ago two days ago you dipped out of your engagement and now you marry this rando
00:23:34not on my watch think about the family's reputation no grandma grandma please please
00:23:40we truly truly love each other
00:23:48yeah he is so sweet
00:23:52grandma it's real love i swear i'll i'll hand over all my password okay bank accounts crypto netflix
00:23:59literally everything what
00:24:04yeah he is gonna give me everything we don't need this pocket change
00:24:11we don't need this pocket change but fine if this kid makes you happy then
00:24:17what do you know about my migraines oh uh blair too oh she mentioned it in passing
00:24:42like they get really bad when you're stressed out i thought i'd learn some hacks no just in case
00:24:52that's very sweet actually the last one couldn't even pretend to care
00:24:57lee did was ask me for my money i can't believe i was so blind grandma must be really disappointed in me
00:25:04my bad grandma but it's over from now on i'm taking back full control
00:25:09sweetheart i get it a bad marriage is hell and even if it's moments before the vows you can walk away
00:25:18so love who you love
00:25:24as for you
00:25:27i ever find out that you mistreated my granddaughter
00:25:31you'll regret it for the rest of your life
00:25:33grandma i'm your precious granddaughter
00:25:59i don't know
00:26:01game time target's been spotted
00:26:11where is he what is taking him so long
00:26:16oh my god leon what happened what happened
00:26:22here it lit up no no don't pass out don't pass out stay with me stay with me
00:26:26what happened did somebody ambush you mission's done but someone tagged me
00:26:32can't find the damn wound i can't stop the bleeding that's it we're going to the ER no
00:26:39that's it we're going to the ER no no hospitals it's too risky you help me find the bullet hole i'll
00:26:45patch the wind myself okay okay uh
00:26:58leo
00:27:01what day is it are you seriously checking a calendar while i'm bleeding out
00:27:05plot twist so you actually didn't get shot you just got your period sorry babe
00:27:22oh here breathe with me
00:27:24what's your play here i'm helping you with your cramps
00:27:32by holding my hands
00:27:35science studies show the holding hands of people you care about actually reduces pain so
00:27:40even for fake couples
00:27:45studies show the holding hands of people you care about actually reduces pain so
00:27:48even for fake couples you know maybe you should try not talking and maybe you should stop reading
00:27:54fake news it's not fake news
00:28:01so
00:28:04are you feeling any better now i actually do feel less wrecked told you
00:28:11honestly i don't normally grant this bad but i'm sure your super secret agent cardio didn't help
00:28:15yeah your endurance sucks but i showed up that she nearly took me out
00:28:20looks like i'm flunking this evaluation
00:28:26why do you do it like real talk why do you do it the super secret agent stuff
00:28:31just seems like dangerous to AF
00:28:34for my foster mom
00:28:37this is her
00:28:37she looks
00:28:45she looks really kind
00:28:48she was
00:28:51she taught me how to survive
00:28:52hmm
00:28:55this is how you got in the agency
00:28:58yeah
00:29:00i won't disappoint her
00:29:03okay i'll help you
00:29:04is the evaluation get your spot back
00:29:07no absolutely not end of discussion
00:29:11but no no absolutely not end of discussion you're not doing it i can't let you risk your life
00:29:18okay well uh besides me who else is going to help you the body's yours the muscle memory is still
00:29:24there and all the other stuff i don't know i mean like teacher you're the super secret agent right
00:29:29i don't think you understand how dangerous this job is
00:29:34i can't afford to lose you too
00:29:36okay all right come on
00:29:39what you're planning on doing your dirty work in my delicate little body forever
00:29:43no i'm not doing this for free i want three favors from you non-negotiable
00:29:50fine
00:29:50what the hell just happened did she seriously just pat my head like i'm a puppy
00:30:03why why did that make me feel weirdly happy all right get it together liam it was just a kiss
00:30:20oh god what did i just do did i kiss him why the hell would i kiss him wait do i like him
00:30:31wow you can actually cook for a second i was thinking you're promoting me to my future husband
00:30:46okay enough talking eat up it's the last moment of happiness you'll have today
00:30:50this is the whole point that's just the table of contents okay so just out of curiosity is it too
00:31:04later back at the back
00:31:1349 50 okay keep going don't slow down
00:31:19this planet's inhumane that was just the warm-up
00:31:22what happened what oh oh oh damn my body's kind of hot
00:31:35oh oh damn my body's kind of hot okay answer yourself that's enough for today
00:31:42i'll make you a protein meal
00:31:57okay relax that's your own body
00:32:05when we switch back i am so writing a fantasy novel about this
00:32:09kissing myself a memoir don't you dare oh god don't flatter yourself
00:32:13the main character is not gonna be based on you that's even worse
00:32:15anyway after lunch i have something special to show you oh let me guess uh rare jewelry
00:32:24ancient arms max oh i know uh limited edition air vests
00:32:35my babies impressive right these are what you call babies
00:32:38god i never should have trusted somebody who washes their face with bar soap
00:32:44now just pick one for me no you have to touch it yourself you'll know which one's right
00:32:51you're my wife now i won't allow anything to compromise your safety
00:32:55well technically i'm your husband well then pick a damn gun
00:33:00dear husband
00:33:01how about this one not bad it's an m200 longest range sniper rifle on earth
00:33:13but it's bolt action it's definitely not beginner friendly
00:33:19okay
00:33:22this is fun
00:33:25this one
00:33:25hey
00:33:43raise your weapon gun up
00:33:51tuck your elbow in
00:33:52are you listening
00:34:00are you even listening to me yeah
00:34:04okay
00:34:05lesson one observation
00:34:09choose any target you want
00:34:11i'm sorry i will just
00:34:12wait
00:34:19oh my god that's tasha
00:34:22tasha my bestie
00:34:23oh that is wild what are the odds oh my god i'm gonna text her later
00:34:29who's cheating bastards
00:34:39i don't want to
00:34:40no you're not
00:34:47well don't you look sexy
00:34:48so what happened with you and blair i want to talk about it
00:34:56some pretty boy showed up out of nowhere and stole her from me
00:35:00what and you just gave up
00:35:03do you know how hard i work to introduce you to that cash cow
00:35:07do you have any idea how difficult it is to find someone so rich and gullible
00:35:12i'm just getting a little tired of following her around like a lap dog
00:35:19it's pathetic
00:35:21honey honey
00:35:22just stick with it a little longer
00:35:26do it for our baby
00:35:27we need her money
00:35:29i did everything for her
00:35:43i gave her everything when the mean girls bullied her at school who confronted him me
00:35:52and now she has the nerve to play kissy face with me
00:35:55okay you've been crying for three hours
00:35:58if you're that upset why don't you just say something
00:36:01i know
00:36:03you know what i should have
00:36:05i should have
00:36:06they're not going to get away with this
00:36:12they used me for my money and i'm not going to let somebody
00:36:15who betrayed me get off crazy
00:36:20and now she has the nerve to ask me out
00:36:28fine fine fine
00:36:32you want to play let's play
00:36:40wait you know i fully endorse you giving them a reality check but i am terrible with
00:36:45father well and i suck at being a secret agent but you still only three favors remember
00:36:49wow okay so you're resorting to your husband to do your dirty work let's go to your husband
00:37:05where
00:37:15where
00:37:16i haven't been able to stop thinking about you since you left me at the engagement party
00:37:22i get it i messed up and i'm sorry okay but i just i can't imagine life without you
00:37:30and hey i'm willing to forget the fact that you slept with other men
00:37:36if you just get back with me this manipulative piece of trash
00:37:47you must be blair's new guy i'm tasha her best friend oh you mean the kind of best friend who
00:37:56sleeps with her fiancee oh you mean the kind of best friend that sleeps with a friend's fiancee
00:38:02that's new don't be like that you're kind of hot you know no wonder blair chose to be with you
00:38:13i have some self-respect and for the record i am not blair's boyfriend i'm a husband what
00:38:21already married well can't say i'm surprised blair's gorgeous and rich sure but in case you don't
00:38:30know she literally ran out on her wedding such a spoiled brat okay so then what's this this little
00:38:36ambush thing today is that all part of your master plan to force her back with ethan what do you get
00:38:40out of all this what do i get out of this oh baby nothing makes me happier than seeing her miserable
00:38:47oh my god i'm grateful you don't want a girl to be absolutely shameless i feel sorry for her
00:38:55boyfriend or guy blair i just want to know what i did wrong you leaving wrecked me and i just wanted
00:39:04you to give us another chance what you're the one who's wrecked god what's next you're gonna say you
00:39:09have morning sickness because of me hey you
00:39:18backstabbing bitch you like sharing men so much keep your shared man to yourself
00:39:26are you insane you you're making things up oh that's how it's gonna go all right
00:39:32everyone airdrop's on
00:39:46you bitch you spied on me watch out
00:39:52you cheated you lied and now you want to hit a woman nice job ethan you are a disgrace to mankind
00:39:58oh you're scared now five minutes ago you were such a badass if you ever show your face again
00:40:03i will put you back in the dirt every single fucking time
00:40:11both of you are gonna regret this you better watch your backs please
00:40:16did you see this face this is so exciting wait how did you get this footage oh please my line
00:40:33of work i pick up a few hacking skills i don't think so
00:40:43whatever
00:40:46damn it nobody makes a fool out of me it's time to activate our little problem solver
00:40:55i'm going to destroy blair woods completely
00:41:05oh
00:41:05shit can you hear me of this
00:41:07hello
00:41:16miss woods you need to get back to the office right now something's gone down
00:41:23okay thank you bye jesus come on
00:41:29thank god you're here we've got a problem hey besties today we're confronting this woods company
00:41:43face to face let's get justice what exactly are you accusing us of
00:41:48this this is what your cream did to my face what that is impossible our face creams are made with
00:41:57all natural products there's no additives and we've never had a reaction to this ever
00:42:01you're all saying this right thousands of you are watching don't let them dislike me
00:42:06fine if you claim this product did that i'll test it right now and if there's a reaction
00:42:13i'll double your compensation oh yeah go on enjoy this specially enhanced cream honey
00:42:27let me guess you were hoping i'd slather this sulfuric acid lace cream on my face and burn it off
00:42:33how the hell does she know run this to the lab compared to stock samples i want results in an hour
00:42:40what no i would never do something like this do you know how important a face is to an influencer
00:42:49i would never risk my own face just to frame you wait wait
00:42:54you dare question my wife's reputation nice sign that face rash is makeup
00:43:11attempted assault defamation fraud congratulations your career as an influencer is over
00:43:17the security no no no i'm so sorry i didn't mean to it wasn't the same no let go of me let me go
00:43:35i'll admit you were surprisingly useful i know but something's bugging me how'd she get in here
00:43:42no clearance no invite it's weird right you might want to check for a mole within your company
00:43:52you clean that thing like a hundred times today are you still thinking about the mold someone let that
00:43:58liar waltz into your office that is not a rookie move i bet your ex-fiance ethan's behind it
00:44:05you got proof both of you are gonna regret this you better watch your backs i call it a secret agent's
00:44:21one day
00:44:24i'm gonna blow his brains out all right we're agents not assassins
00:44:28quit patting grab your jacket we're going out
00:44:39play some names no you're not here to party secret agents hq
00:44:49you see that bartender over there he's gonna take you to marion she hands out the assignments
00:44:54wait you're not coming with me well the agency doesn't exactly welcome strangers so
00:44:59you'll have to go alone and just a heads up marion's a little obsessed
00:45:09of course she is you really had broken hearts everywhere huh relax never even touched you
00:45:14you're so messy
00:45:28hey brady you alone let me get you a drink
00:45:48hey where you going sweetheart let's have a little phone
00:45:50come on come on just relax a little it's all right won't you
00:46:04do you want to play rough you little
00:46:05okay look you have been on me ever since i walked in tonight
00:46:21we're not i'm here on a mission not whatever this is and i'm giving you one
00:46:26after we handle more pressing matters you've got all night baby nothing going on with her huh
00:46:35men are full of shit sorry baby not tonight let me guess this is about her
00:46:48are you serious you've turned me down for months and you're ready to break protocol for that girl
00:46:56excuse me that is not that girl that is my wife you gave her this yeah the elite agent rape obviously
00:47:03she's a nobody she's a nobody okay well i'm gonna share whatever i have with my partner so
00:47:16an agent dreaming of love like some civilian you're so childish
00:47:22thank you wake up this mission comes straight from the chief there's no room for mistakes
00:47:33right well save your concern
00:47:35chief are you sure night hawk is the right choice for this mission of course he's married blair
00:47:52it could compromise everything
00:47:59even better that's exactly what i hoped for let's see if my little bird stays loyal or breaks
00:48:13you little bitch you want to play rough you're asking for it yeah let me show you what a real man's
00:48:18capable of you filthy whore
00:48:26nighthawk wait who's i know nighthawk it's you my god are you deaf she said no listen i'll please
00:48:34i didn't know i didn't know she was your girl i'm sorry you know what you're lucky get lost
00:48:39i pray that we don't meet again
00:48:44i'm sorry i didn't get there sooner
00:49:01it's not your fault i just haven't felt that helpless in so long it's like i was right back in
00:49:12my childhood trying to survive
00:49:19don't worry
00:49:19okay careful if you keep looking at me like that i think you actually like
00:49:44what oh what no i you you're in my body i'm just protecting my property
00:49:51plus you're the one with secret admirers crawling all over you
00:49:55no marion doesn't count oh it's nothing between us i've never had the luxury of a normal relationship
00:50:02because of my job but we i technically we're already married so you could quit your job and
00:50:12work for my company i'll take care of you it's not my way of living besides for my wife
00:50:21i should be the one supporting you but who who said that i agreed to be your wife
00:50:29have you thought about what we'll do we're stuck in these bodies forever
00:50:32uh yeah i mean not ideal but um i don't know how i can get used to it i just have to learn how to pee standing up
00:50:49well with you around it might not be so bad
00:50:52and then i'll just study really hard at being good at six as a man okay um no we're gonna switch
00:51:03back it's fine i'll figure it out oh you're not interested in that oh my god i will never understand
00:51:11men and their weird pride okay shut up um let's get back to business find out who our next target is
00:51:22wait our target's an international spy
00:51:27oh wait that's me no come on i'm i am not an international spy
00:51:31this is a mistake that's a mistake
00:51:33no you know no i've heard rumors at the agency they call it the x-files it's uh fake missions to cover
00:51:43up dirty work for billionaires you sure you didn't piss off the wrong person
00:51:48ethan ethan son of a bitch
00:52:05okay uh hack the system and trace the payments it's definitely
00:52:11fine okay let's play dirty i'll play dirty what's your plan so you know that company that's under
00:52:21his name yeah that was a birthday gift from me back when i was stupid and i'm gonna take it back
00:52:30done well there should be enough evidence to sink in bastard
00:52:35it looks like your email's working tomorrow's headlines just found their next star nice
00:52:47your scandal is everywhere ethan everyone knows you cheated on the woods heiress our company's
00:52:53stock is crashing because of this so you better give us an answer by today what the hell is pr doing
00:52:59then get those headlines scrubbed now let's be real our pr team is a joke compared to what woods family's got
00:53:08do the right thing ethan step down now or i'll make sure the board votes you out step down
00:53:17step down i am the chairman of this company you cannot remove me from it are you sure about that
00:53:23that blair you've got a lot of nerves showing up to my company is this your company security
00:53:34what do you want me to remove that are you deaf remove that sorry ethan we're actually not here to
00:53:41chat we're here to be your new bosses what the hell are you talking about
00:53:47sorry ethan we're actually not here to chat we're here to be your new bosses what the hell are you
00:53:51talking about okay well let's go through the fine print shall we
00:54:00blair woods now owns 51 of the company making her the majority shareholder and as such the chairwoman
00:54:10has complete hiring and firing authority ethan grayson tasha blake you are fired
00:54:17no no no no you see i built this company from nothing you cannot just take it from me buddy take
00:54:25a long hard working year if you even have one this company i my wife built it and she gave it to you
00:54:33and now she's taking it back so you got a problem oh and one more thing we know about the little
00:54:37influencer we've already filed a suit for credit to the competition so get ready to be served
00:54:42girls like you would never understand i worked my ass off to get here and you think you can just stroll
00:54:49and then take it can't i have one damn thing without you stealing it too
00:54:55somebody call an ambulance
00:55:10you think you will see me please as long as you're safe
00:55:24raven i want the best surgeon you have here in 20 minutes i don't care if you have to drag
00:55:28in my own chains
00:55:34if he dies i will make sure that you go down with him
00:55:4110 years retired i didn't expect to be pulled out of bed for your gunpoint and choppered here tonight
00:55:48desperate times doctor lucky you acted fast 10 minutes later he'd be gone
00:55:53come on come on doc let's do this to love with some privacy
00:56:09why did you take the hit for me
00:56:10i mean what if you died what the hell would i do then
00:56:18it hurts
00:56:28it hurts doesn't it
00:56:31i wish i could take the pain for you
00:56:42i wish i could take the pain for you
00:56:45No way, I switched back.
00:57:11No way, I switched back.
00:57:15Liam, Liam, wake up, we're back.
00:57:19We said back.
00:57:30I haven't brushed my teeth or anything.
00:57:33I don't fucking care.
00:57:35I waited too long.
00:57:40It's gone. Everything's gone. You have to help me.
00:57:43Pathetic. You've got some nerve calling me.
00:57:47Gloria, you're the one who gave the order. This is on you.
00:57:50So, if you want your little secret going in public, I suggest you help me.
00:57:55Fine. One last shot. I want Blair out of the picture. This time, for good.
00:58:07How are you feeling?
00:58:11Like, do you want something?
00:58:14What, do you need something?
00:58:16Didn't she say holding hands helps with pain?
00:58:19Didn't you say that was fake news?
00:58:21Yeah, well, I did some research.
00:58:23It turns out, uh, if it's somebody you love, it actually works.
00:58:28Yeah, well, I did some research.
00:58:30It turns out, uh, if it's somebody you love, it actually works.
00:58:34Um, okay, well, since you're so into me, um, I guess you can stay in my husband for a little longer.
00:58:49You know, I never thought that I'd fall in love with somebody who can.
00:59:00I mean, this whole body switch nonsense happened.
00:59:06Somehow I switched back.
00:59:09I guess prayers really do work.
00:59:11Um, I'm gonna get some water.
00:59:27Wow.
00:59:28The infamously cold-blooded agent taking a knife for a woman.
00:59:32It's romantic enough to make me cry.
00:59:35Almost.
00:59:36Can you not?
00:59:38What do you want?
00:59:39Does it ever occur to you what's going to happen when your cover gets blown?
00:59:43You get one life, Liam.
00:59:45How many times are you gonna throw it in front of hers?
00:59:48He's right.
00:59:49As long as she's with me, she'll always be in danger.
00:59:52God, what the hell do I do?
01:00:04You know, I do hate to break up this little soap opera, but you do realize that there is a third wheel here, right?
01:00:08Um, okay, I'm gonna understand.
01:00:10You guys talk.
01:00:18What?
01:00:20Spit it out?
01:00:21Just a heads up, Liam.
01:00:22You blew off the mission.
01:00:24You pissed off the client.
01:00:25Glory's not exactly pleased with you.
01:00:28I'm just saying.
01:00:32Watch your back.
01:00:34Understood.
01:00:35But no one's touching Blair.
01:00:37Not now, not ever.
01:00:38Whatever.
01:00:48All this fuss.
01:00:50For a girl.
01:00:53You know what's funny?
01:00:55You raise a little bird long enough, they start to think that they can fly.
01:00:59All on their own.
01:01:01I'm sorry, man.
01:01:02Save it.
01:01:04Go take your punishment.
01:01:11This Blair Woods has to die.
01:01:14Hey, Queen.
01:01:15What are you doing tonight?
01:01:16Wanna have some fun?
01:01:18Okay, cool.
01:01:20Liam, we should go dancing tonight.
01:01:21We can finally relax a bit.
01:01:22I'm not going.
01:01:24Figures.
01:01:25Guess you only stuck around because of the body swap.
01:01:27Real husband material, huh?
01:01:29We should probably finalize the divorce.
01:01:33What are you talking about?
01:01:35That was good.
01:01:37It's good, man.
01:01:38I don't know.
01:01:39You know, I don't know.
01:01:40I don't know.
01:01:41I know.
01:01:42It's good.
01:01:43I don't know.
01:01:44I don't know.
01:01:45I don't know.
01:01:46I don't know.
01:01:47I don't know.
01:01:48I don't know.
01:01:49I don't know.
01:01:51I don't know.
01:01:52That was the deal, right?
01:01:56Once we switch back, we call it.
01:02:01Fine.
01:02:04It's not like I'm desperate to stay married to you anyways.
01:02:19Cheers!
01:02:22We've been married for how long now?
01:02:24And we've never even seen your husband!
01:02:26Come on!
01:02:28Bring him out tonight.
01:02:30No, it's like a fake marriage.
01:02:32We're going to get divorced soon.
01:02:34Yeah, but you still like him, though.
01:02:37I mean, I...
01:02:39Then go for it!
01:02:41Playing it safe is never your style.
01:02:46Wait, no, girl.
01:02:47You are wasted.
01:02:49I'm calling a cab.
01:02:50No!
01:02:51No, come on.
01:02:52I never get to have fun anymore.
01:02:54Please, you can go out whenever you want.
01:02:57It's not like your husband's going to stop you.
01:02:59You don't have to say it like that.
01:03:02Oh, my God.
01:03:05Who is this potty?
01:03:07Oh, my God.
01:03:23Who is that potty?
01:03:25How much have you had to drink, huh?
01:03:28Blair?
01:03:28Who's this?
01:03:29I'm her husband.
01:03:32Nice to meet you.
01:03:33Damn, Blair.
01:03:35Where did you find him?
01:03:36He looks like he walked off a CQ cover.
01:03:39Yeah, I literally bumped into him on the street.
01:03:43Seriously?
01:03:44Damn, girl.
01:03:44You are so lucky.
01:03:46What does he do?
01:03:48Um, he's...
01:03:50A model.
01:03:52Yeah, he's a model.
01:03:54I knew it!
01:03:55Come on, share with some photos.
01:03:58No, no, another time, I promise.
01:03:59But tonight, I'm going to steal my wife away from me because she's a little drunk.
01:04:03What?
01:04:03No!
01:04:04No!
01:04:05Bye, Blair!
01:04:07I'm back soon!
01:04:08Jeez, okay, slow down.
01:04:14No, you're going too fast.
01:04:17You really are a lightweight, huh?
01:04:18Yeah, ma.
01:04:21Thanks, though.
01:04:23Thanks for what?
01:04:24For picking me up.
01:04:26Even though you ignored my calls, asshole.
01:04:29Well, I want more than just a thanks.
01:04:31Okay, just breathe.
01:04:39Yeah.
01:04:40I'm going to put you right here.
01:04:43Hold.
01:04:46You okay?
01:04:48Thanks.
01:04:49I'm going to grab you some water.
01:04:52Wait here.
01:04:52Ew.
01:04:53Ew.
01:04:54Ew.
01:04:54What the hell?
01:05:11If you scream, I'll kill you.
01:05:21Hey!
01:05:22Blair!
01:05:24Blair!
01:05:45Ew.
01:05:47Well, well.
01:05:48Oh, I caught the esteemed CEO, Blair Woods.
01:05:55Where's your knight in shining armor, huh?
01:05:57I wouldn't get so cocky.
01:06:00That look, I hate that look.
01:06:04It makes me feel like I'm an insect.
01:06:06Who are you to look down on me?
01:06:09Well, you are just a parasite living off of women's success, so why would I respect you?
01:06:15Cute.
01:06:16Very cute.
01:06:17Keep running your mouth, Blair.
01:06:20You're not getting out of here tonight.
01:06:24You know, the thought that I ever dated you makes me want to throw up.
01:06:30Nice.
01:06:31Well, you want to know something fun, Blair, do you?
01:06:34I don't even want you dead.
01:06:37Someone else does.
01:06:38You made enemies, babe.
01:06:40Big ones.
01:06:44Raven, I need you to get me Blair's location.
01:06:47Use every connection you have.
01:06:48No screw-ups.
01:06:52But if you transfer all of your shares into my account, I might just tell you who actually
01:06:58wants you dead.
01:06:59You are one ungrateful bitch.
01:07:07You are one ungrateful bitch.
01:07:10A jam.
01:07:11Perfect.
01:07:12A jam!
01:07:14You got lucky.
01:07:15Probably not twice in a row.
01:07:18Hey, Blair.
01:07:20Are you okay?
01:07:38You keep saving me if you're just going to push me away.
01:07:46You okay?
01:07:47You keep saving me if you're just going to push me away.
01:07:51I was scared.
01:07:53Scared that you'd get hurt because of me.
01:07:55But I'm done pushing you away, Blair.
01:07:57I'm not going to let you go again.
01:08:01How the hell did you find us?
01:08:14My turn.
01:08:18Who sent you?
01:08:19You were in way over your head.
01:08:29Fine.
01:08:31I'll tell you.
01:08:33I'll tell you.
01:08:35It was the agency.
01:08:37You know?
01:08:38The ones that the legendary Nighthawk works for.
01:08:41And you guys pissed off the wrong viewers.
01:08:44Stay behind me.
01:09:04Nice, Liam.
01:09:06Still sharp.
01:09:08Just as I trained you.
01:09:14Couldn't even get the job done.
01:09:19Still the nerve to run his mouth.
01:09:22Aesthetic.
01:09:24Mom?
01:09:25Gloria?
01:09:27Long time to see you, Blair.
01:09:32You're looking more in hell like your father all the time.
01:09:35Trust me.
01:09:36That is not a compliment.
01:09:40My father.
01:09:41Didn't anyone tell you?
01:09:43I'm Gloria.
01:09:44Liam's loving foster mom.
01:09:47And your dear sweet aunt.
01:09:54Gloria, what are you talking about?
01:09:59Of course your grandmother never mentioned me.
01:10:02She only ever had eyes for her precious son.
01:10:05But don't worry.
01:10:06I killed your father.
01:10:08She'll think I'm going to kill you.
01:10:10And then little old witch is next.
01:10:12You mean that my father's death wasn't your accident?
01:10:17No.
01:10:18No.
01:10:20He got in my way.
01:10:22You all did.
01:10:24The Woods family fortune should have been mine.
01:10:30And you, Liam.
01:10:33Time to come home, good boy.
01:10:34So you're choosing her over me?
01:10:49I'm not going to let anyone hurt her.
01:10:53Not even you.
01:10:54Fine.
01:10:56Fine.
01:10:56Then you will die with her.
01:10:58What's happening?
01:11:20Poison gas.
01:11:21Now lay down and die quietly, won't you?
01:11:26What's happening?
01:11:27Poison gas.
01:11:29Now lay down and die quietly, won't you?
01:11:31You're breathing the same night that we are.
01:11:33And you're still standing.
01:11:35That means there must be an antidote.
01:11:38Clever.
01:11:39Must be that rotten wood family blood.
01:11:42But knowing this won't save you.
01:11:45I and I alone have the antidote.
01:11:47You really are my finest creation.
01:11:55Was everything I did never enough for you?
01:11:57I don't care.
01:12:00I'm never wanted it with mine.
01:12:01And it will crash anywhere if it gets in my way.
01:12:04Well, I'm not your weapon, Liam.
01:12:06If you try to hurt her, I'm going to fight you with everything you've got.
01:12:11Oh.
01:12:17Even after everything that you did, Grandma still left half of her estate to you.
01:12:34She never stopped loving you.
01:12:37You don't deserve any of it.
01:12:38You don't deserve a damn thing.
01:12:41Why?
01:12:43After we finish him, you're next.
01:12:48Once I finish him, you're next.
01:12:54Glory Woods, drop the weapon and surrender.
01:12:58Hands up in the air.
01:12:59Turn around slowly.
01:13:01Don't reach for anything.
01:13:02Drop the weapon now.
01:13:05Hands up top of your head.
01:13:09Stop moving.
01:13:10Don't resist, lady.
01:13:11Turn around.
01:13:12She's reaching for something.
01:13:13Okay.
01:13:13Step back.
01:13:15What do I stop?
01:13:16I swear I will kill them both.
01:13:19Gloria, stop.
01:13:21Your brother, he died trying to save you.
01:13:25You think he abandoned you?
01:13:27Gloria, no.
01:13:28He paid off that scumbag boyfriend of yours.
01:13:31Ten million dollars just to keep you safe.
01:13:35He pushed you away just to protect you.
01:13:39And even when you were gone, he watched over you until the day he died.
01:13:48You're lying.
01:13:49You're just saying this to try to save her.
01:13:53I am not falling for it.
01:13:55Enough!
01:13:55Enough!
01:13:55Enough!
01:14:00This ends here.
01:14:02You're in the right.
01:14:06Put your hands behind me.
01:14:07No!
01:14:07No!
01:14:08Get off of me!
01:14:09Stop it!
01:14:09Who are you?
01:14:10Get the hell off of me!
01:14:12Who do you?
01:14:13Get the hell off of me!
01:14:15You okay?
01:14:15You okay?
01:14:26You okay?
01:14:27Former intelligence operative Gloria Woods arrested for conspiracy and kidnapping.
01:14:32Source confirm she is the second daughter of the prominent Woods family.
01:14:37Hey.
01:14:37How did you find her?
01:14:42You're good people.
01:14:44Don't let Raven's slacker vibe fool you.
01:14:47Like I'm just tracking his top tier.
01:14:51Didn't Gloria use you for years?
01:14:54Aren't you angry?
01:14:58I was.
01:15:00But, um...
01:15:02I don't know.
01:15:03No, I just...
01:15:05Because I'm done.
01:15:05Carrie.
01:15:11From now on, I'll be by your side.
01:15:19Wow.
01:15:22Beautiful.
01:15:23Okay, just eat it.
01:15:24I made it with love.
01:15:26Okay, so, uh...
01:15:27Forks are actually kind of a challenge to me right now.
01:15:31Oh.
01:15:32Okay, so...
01:15:33What I'm hearing is...
01:15:35You want me to feed you.
01:15:36Okay.
01:15:38Okay?
01:15:43You know what I want more than pasta?
01:15:45Okay, what?
01:15:47You.
01:15:47Blair wins.
01:16:01Will you marry me?
01:16:05Again?
01:16:08But for real to say.
01:16:09Yeah.
01:16:09Yeah.
01:16:11Yeah.
01:16:12Yeah.
01:16:13Yeah.
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