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00:00Previously on Heated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander up. I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world.
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander.
00:09And Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It was Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:19This is such a bad idea.
00:21You're not gonna tell anyone, because no one can know.
00:23A whole lot of kids are gonna be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:28So, what's my name gonna be?
00:29Dream.
00:32How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:34from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:36Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:38What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:42Hollander, see you next season.
00:59You're in the morning.
01:00You're in the morning.
01:01You're in the morning.
01:02You're in the morning.
01:03You're in the morning.
01:04You're in the morning.
01:05You're in the morning.
01:06You're in the morning.
01:07You're in the morning.
01:08You're in the morning.
01:09You're in the morning.
01:10You're in the morning.
01:11You're in the morning.
01:12You're in the morning.
01:13You're in the morning.
01:14You're in the morning.
01:15You're in the morning.
01:16You're in the morning.
01:17You're in the morning.
01:18You're in the morning.
01:19You're in the morning.
01:20You're in the morning.
01:21You're in the morning.
01:22You're in the morning.
01:23You think I'm pretty
01:26Let's go!
01:53Good job, give you a hand
01:59A golden star, you think you're clever
02:02Good God, she took a break
02:06Made a mistake when she made driver
02:10Get lost forever
02:13Get lost forever
02:17Get lost forever
02:21You think I'm pretty
02:26You think I'm pretty
02:28Close it off, linebacker on the ice for Boston
02:32Come on, I'll do the fun
02:33We're having a lot of games today
02:35That's a big problem
02:36This bike is coming to the big channel
02:40It's a beautiful special dish
02:42Oh man, I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:47I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:51I know you're up at night hunched over your phone like
02:59A tree dug the hill that's crooked from the wind that bites
03:06You say you're lost to seek all the power in your life
03:14You're lost to hope you're relevant
03:18I'm standing in my light
03:22I'm standing in my light
03:25I'm standing in my light
03:39You're lost if you're down
03:47In spite of everything, I guess there's just no city.
03:50Oh, nice try.
03:53Now get out of the way.
03:55Good job.
03:56Just take a fucking hit.
03:58I said I'll see you.
03:59You wanna be up.
04:01You wanna be up.
04:02Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:06Nice try.
04:08Now get out of the way.
04:09You're in our way.
04:11Get lost forever.
04:17Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back.
04:29I think you mean fucks with, buddy.
04:31I fucking mean what I mean.
04:33You're burning a fake Rosanoff outside right now.
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:37They do it to you all the time in Boston.
04:38You wanna see it?
04:39No, thanks.
04:40Honestly, guys, it doesn't help me focus.
04:42Yeah, Mitty, go be weird somewhere else.
04:45I'm not even that weird.
04:47Whatever you need, Captain.
04:49Hey, Hollander.
04:50Can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in like time?
04:56Oh, Mr. Hollander.
04:57What does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:01Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game.
05:03But it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team.
05:07And how about that other team?
05:10Elia Rosanoff has been on a tear lately.
05:12He had a hat trick last week, and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race.
05:15Want to know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:17No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me.
05:19Thanks, guys.
05:19Mm-hmm.
05:20Mm-hmm.
05:21Mm-hmm.
06:51Wow, this Montreal girl works you out, brother.
06:59Shut your idiot face, Marley.
07:01You're straight up blushing, Ross.
07:03Well, no.
07:04Never in life have I blushed.
07:05Russians do not do this.
07:06You will murder me.
07:24Maybe.
07:25Get in.
07:26Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:37For how long?
07:37The whole game.
07:39You're such a fucking ass.
07:41You missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking did it.
07:45And I still beat your ass.
07:46Oh, barely.
07:54Wow, nice place.
07:56Thanks.
07:56I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one, right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman.
08:10Shut up.
08:11Mr. Landlord.
08:14You asked.
08:15No, I didn't.
08:30So what do you want me?
08:32In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:35Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:43I hired someone.
08:45A designer.
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49He's such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you'll like it.
08:55Smell the cigarettes from here.
08:58I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00You shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:15No, you come here.
09:15No, you come here.
09:16It's the wound.
09:25It's the wound.
09:33Don't worry, it will fit.
09:35Oh, wow, wow.
09:47You think this will be enough?
09:49Fuck off.
10:05Where were you?
10:14Please don't go.
10:22Please don't go.
10:29Oh, my God.
10:35He's okay.
10:38He's okay.
10:55Oh, it's so gross.
10:59Is he okay?
11:05Oh, my God.
11:07Oh, my God.
11:09Okay.
11:10It's you.
11:13It's you.
11:14We're okay.
11:17It's you.
11:21Hmm.
11:25It's you.
11:27It's you.
11:29It's so gross.
11:30All right, it's all right.
11:53Are you...
11:55Oh, God, hold on.
12:00Oh, God.
12:02Oh, God.
12:04What the hell?
12:22Now the bed's all dirty.
12:24What?
12:26Shut up.
12:28I will show it now, okay?
12:34Stay alive.
12:38Stay alive.
12:40Stay alive.
12:42Stay alive.
12:44Stay alive.
12:46Stay alive.
12:48Stay alive.
12:50Stay alive.
12:52Stay alive.
12:54Stay alive.
12:56You killed me, Lunder.
12:58I'm dead.
13:00I'm dead.
13:02That was so fucking hot.
13:08Worth the wait.
13:10Stay alive.
13:12Stay alive.
13:14Stay alive.
13:22Stay alive.
13:24I should go.
13:26so uh obviously we won't see each other during the olympics right
13:36oh right
13:37your family must be happy they're in russia
13:41yes my parents are pretty psyched for me
13:47they're pissed they can't come but my mom is threatening to wake up at 4am to watch every game
13:52i bet uh your parents will be there right my father yes maybe my brother but who knows
14:02cool anyways i'm psyched i've been dreaming about it my whole life
14:07dreaming of what bronze medal you fucking wish dude
14:12hey uh remember when i made you come hands-free
14:19go fuck yourself ross now
14:21such a good drink
14:25your cab is definitely here
14:27bye
14:38welcome back to man in the crease your all-star hockey podcast for the first period we're four
14:51days into this year's winter games and there's already a contender for top story here in sochi
14:56what an embarrassing and promising year for the russian men's hockey team a hard pill to swallow
15:03on all mice and especially for the young phenom ilia rosanov chosen as his country's captain
15:09all in there what's up mother fucker
15:38boys
15:39holy fuck can you believe russia be nice vonny
15:42be nice they fucking lost lafia did you see that game yeah it was a straight-up shit show
15:47a debacle
15:47hey what did ross say about it
15:49uh i don't know
15:51nothing to me that's for sure
15:52i think he knows canada has this in the bag
15:55uh-uh
15:56so you say this year baby we're fucking coming for you
15:58okay trust me
15:58you look great in silver vanni don't even stress
16:00oh good one
16:01does your room have that smell yes yes it does
16:07is it black mold because that's what jj thinks it is
16:11yeah he's probably right
16:12the good news is we're not going to be here long
16:14all right so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating here
16:16my buddy joe is in that program
16:17we train together
16:18would you guys uh be cool to do that i'd love to show up for him
16:22hell yeah man
16:23show up for any dude who's that brave
16:25what do you mean
16:27well i'm assuming your buddy might be gay
16:31i mean if i can pray for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like
16:36hey here's me
16:37russia is not safe for folks like that
16:40fucking balls of steel man
16:55man your buddy fucking killed it
17:16yeah he did
17:17i'm just gonna find the bathroom
17:22hey
17:41i'm not here
17:47no i'm not
17:49i saw you up here i wanted to see how you're doing
17:52fine
17:53go sit down
17:55we hit
17:58we are not anything
18:00go away holander
18:03are you okay
18:10please go
18:13you didn't answer my text
18:15no i did not answer your boring text
18:19now you go
18:20fine
18:22fuck
18:24fuck
18:25fuck
18:26fuck
18:27fuck
18:30fuck
18:31fuck
18:31fuck
18:31fuck
18:32, fuck
18:35fuck
18:35fuck
18:35fuck
18:37yeah
18:37fuck
18:38fuck
18:38i know
18:39fuck
18:40fuck
18:42i know
18:43fuck
18:44that i mean
18:45that i'm a little bit
18:49I know
18:50i know
18:50that i'm not
18:51that i love you
18:51like
18:52After yesterday, you won't win...
18:58...Latwia.
19:00...Latwia.
19:02And he's still playing.
19:04How did you do it?
19:06Is it sad to you?
19:08It's sad to you.
19:09Well, not so.
19:10They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:13It's not a game, it's a game.
19:15It's a real shame.
19:17It's not the hope you showed you in childhood.
19:20Now I'm playing better than when I was.
19:23Our team is damaged, the team is playing.
19:26Playing?
19:27What is this American absurd?
19:29What is it playing?
19:31You, captain, you make them playing.
19:34You always find someone who's guilty from childhood.
19:43Who is it to you?
19:46Your mother?
19:48She's not able to do this.
19:54No, my father.
19:57Mom died.
20:01Do you remember her?
20:04I was in your case.
20:08Where are you?
20:11In Moscow?
20:13Of course.
20:14No.
20:15No.
20:16We need to go.
20:18No.
20:19We need to go.
20:21In the night.
20:25To be able to meet him with the minister.
20:27Yes.
20:29You ready?
20:30Let's go.
20:31Let's go.
21:01Наверное, слишком много разговоров.
21:07Ты же мой ангел. Ты тоже иногда слишком много разговариваешь.
21:11Особенно, когда дело касается хоккея.
21:14Только когда мы выигрываем, папа.
21:16Я веду ее в бар. Ему явно нужно еще один бокал.
21:20Ты смотри, как она его за собой.
21:24А? С самого детства? Спасибо.
21:27Я ангел. Было бы здорово, если бы ты это запомнил.
21:30Я хочу выпить.
21:33Нет, но у меня есть что-то поинтереснее.
21:52Давненько, Аня.
21:58Давненько, Саша.
22:00Я думаю, ты неплохо играл.
22:06Я бы сказал спасибо, но я знаю, что ты не смотрел ни одной игры.
22:10Для того, кто всю жизнь был сыном тренера по хоккею, ты умудрился этого избежать.
22:15Я иногда обращаю внимание.
22:18Когда есть на что стоит обращать внимание.
22:21В любом случае, это не имеет значения для тебя.
22:24Не имеет?
22:25Почему ты так решила? Мой отец…
22:27Твой отец – сволочь, который в любом случае тебя накажет.
22:31Тебе надо перестать волноваться о том, что он думает.
22:35И плевать на эти дурацкие игры, когда у тебя есть реальный шанс на кубок в этом году.
22:41Правда?
22:42Да, правда.
22:43Хантри и адмиры не пройдут через Нью-Джерси.
22:46Нью-Джерси не пройдут через Холландера и Монреаль.
22:49Я думаю, что в этом году ты сможешь победить Монреаль.
22:53В этом году?
22:54Да. В этом году.
22:55Потому что я думаю, что митка травмирован.
23:00Откуда ты все это знаешь?
23:02Она экстрасенс.
23:04А с травмированным братарем далеко не уедешь.
23:07Как вы тут с командой довольно неплохо показали.
23:11Души.
23:13Это Восток, а потом ты сможешь победить…
23:15Ты сможешь победить кого угодно на Западе.
23:18На Чикаго не то, что раньше.
23:21В финале, скорее всего, окажется в Сан-Франциско.
23:24И они хороши, но слишком молоды.
23:28Так ты и выиграешь кубок сцены на год раньше, чем я поспорила с отцом.
23:36Нет, спасибо, мне пора спать.
23:38Мне завтра нужно идеально выглядеть.
23:41Ты всегда идеально выглядишь.
23:43Верно.
23:44Но вам нужно еще договориться.
23:48Увидимся в Бостоне.
23:50Да.
23:51Пока, папа.
23:58Ну что?
24:01Как приезд, Саша?
24:03О, там классно.
24:07Я просто обожаю это место.
24:10Клубы?
24:12Малбашки.
24:14Девушки.
24:15Просто прелесть.
24:16А мальчики.
24:17Ну…
24:18Ты же видел французских парней?
24:19Да, Илья?
24:20Да, Илья?
24:21Боже.
24:22Вообще ничего.
24:23Ты не ухажешь как они, не шутишь, не флортуешь в ответе.
24:29Раньше ты был веселее.
24:30Помнишь?
24:31Ты был веселее.
24:32Помнишь?
24:33Помнишь?
24:34Помнишь?
24:35Помнишь?
24:36В общем, я ничего.
24:37Ты не ухажешь как они, не шутишь, не флортуешь в ответе.
24:47Помнишь?
24:50Раньше ты был веселее.
24:57Помнишь?
25:09Здесь?
25:11Серьезно?
25:13Опасность раньше возбуждала тебе.
25:17Если память меня не изменяет.
25:22Мы уже не дети, Саша.
25:26Да.
25:28Это точно.
25:33Прекрати.
25:35Ладно.
25:37Поехали куда-нибудь.
25:40Нет.
25:48Ладно.
25:53Я найду вечеринку.
25:56Окей.
26:05Пока, Илья.
26:06Был рад тебя видеть.
26:07Был рад тебя видеть.
26:08Поехали.
26:10Поехали.
26:12Поехали.
26:14Поехали.
26:15Поехали.
26:18Поехали.
26:22Поехали.
26:23What happens here?
26:27Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
26:30Just put them down.
26:30What am I supposed to do with this?
26:32I don't know.
26:32My mom told me to get by.
26:34Oh, my God.
26:37There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:39Okay, playoffs are over.
26:40You cannot keep the beer.
26:41That's not a rule.
26:42You just make that up.
26:43Hollander, is that a rule?
26:44Unfortunately, it is.
26:46Fuck you, Hollander.
26:47You can barely even grow one.
26:48No, no, fuck you, Swedish in bread.
26:50Fuck you, AJ.
26:51Just fucking do it.
26:52Hey, Dan.
26:53Stop.
26:53Stop.
26:53Boys, it's starting.
26:57Turn it up.
26:57It's game six, and the cup is somewhere inside.
27:00As we speak, you know that Ilya Rosanoff wants this bad.
27:03Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic birth.
27:07A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:16Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:18Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:23I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:27I don't need to think about that.
27:28That was yesterday.
27:29That was before.
27:30Now, I only need one thing.
27:34I need to win here at home tonight.
27:42As much fun as it would have been to go to California and humiliate them there, but I want to hear our fans.
27:50I want to hear them scream.
27:51I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:57I know you can do it.
27:59I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:03So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:07Because this is our fucking night.
28:11This is our fucking cup.
28:15Fucking fuck San Francisco.
28:22Praise God.
28:23We'll fuck you.
28:29I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:32Shane hates him the most.
28:34What?
28:35You hate Rosanoff.
28:36Of course.
28:37But he's very good at acting.
28:40The best, probably.
28:41Eh, none.
28:43You're the fucking best, All-Ander.
28:44Okay?
28:45Not that animal, shit-show, cock-sucking Russian.
28:49And that is that.
28:51The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:54What a comeback story this year for Lilia Rosanoff.
28:57The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs, leading his team in block shots.
29:02He's in shots against.
29:03And obviously, it's not all that.
29:08Imagine that, LeBron!
29:09Well, nice watch.
29:38Can I give this to you for free or what?
29:40Where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:41Five seconds.
29:42Eh, 25 seconds.
29:43What were you even doing?
29:46And now, presenting the Lord Tower Award.
29:49I was busy.
29:50That was who?
29:51Lilia Rosanoff.
29:52And Shane Hall.
30:00But the most important thing...
30:02Is the friends we make along the way.
30:06Hey, before we give out next award, can I get a selfie with you?
30:11What?
30:12Come on.
30:13When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:16Okay, fine.
30:17But hurry up.
30:24Great.
30:25Give me your number.
30:26I'll text them to you.
30:27No chance.
30:28And the Lord Talon Award for most sportsman-like player goes to...
30:33I don't know.
30:36I don't know.
30:38I'll post it.
30:39I don't know.
30:41Let's go.
30:45I don't know how much of a roles spandazzy looks as soon as I was given up to you.
30:55So let's go.
30:56Well, what, what the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
31:22You haven't answered a text from me in like six months.
31:25You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us
31:29and then it's for some fucking clown show.
31:32So yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:37Well?
31:41I want you to suck my dick.
31:43Oh, fuck you. You are unbelievable.
31:45You suck my dick.
31:55Maybe ask nicely.
32:08Huh? Please.
32:14If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick,
32:19you will have to ask nicer than that.
32:25Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor
32:29and suck my dick.
32:33Please.
32:34Please.
32:45No.
32:48What?
32:51No.
32:53We'll go back to our seats,
32:55watch the rest of this boring show,
32:57and then go to boring party after.
33:01And then, when I've been waiting all night,
33:05you'll come back to my hotel room,
33:07and I will maybe,
33:09maybe,
33:11do more than just suck your dick.
33:12When did your English get so good?
33:19I, uh,
33:20I read The New Yorker now.
33:22Really?
33:24No.
33:24The New Yorker is boring.
33:28My dad loves it.
33:31Ah.
33:32So being boring is,
33:34is genetic.
33:35Wow.
33:36Genetic.
33:37Genetic.
33:37Genetic.
33:37Genetic.
33:42Let's make a deal.
33:45If you win MVP tonight,
33:46I will blow you,
33:47fuck you,
33:48whatever you want.
33:52And if you win?
33:53Good luck coming.
34:12I'm gonna get this position.
34:33I'll bind up.
34:33I'll anyway.
34:34Especially since you're in the last game.
34:36I'll talk to you as good as you're in the last game.
34:58Congratulations.
35:02Now, take off your clothes.
35:04You're such an asshole.
35:34What?
35:36Just a lot of windows.
35:40What?
35:42Just a lot of windows.
35:46What?
35:48Just a lot of windows.
35:52What?
35:53What?
35:54What?
35:55What?
35:56What?
35:57What?
35:58What?
36:12Good.
36:18Now get on the bed.
36:26This is a good hotel.
36:28Very nice vodka.
36:30It's hard to find in America.
36:33Okay.
36:36Touch yourself.
36:37What?
36:38Show off for me. I want to watch you.
36:41You what?
36:41It's my special day, Hollander. I want to watch.
36:45I've never...
36:46No shit.
36:47Fuck you.
36:49Give me some vodka, at least.
36:51No, no, no.
36:52Vodka is for after. It's your reward.
36:54No, no, no.
37:16No, no.
37:16do you want to know how it feels how it feels holding the cup you fucking asshole i can barely
37:39describe it oh my god hollander
37:46are you gonna fuck me we will see
38:07i need what you know tell me
38:16you i need you
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39:01So Russia this year was something else.
39:31It's intense there.
39:42So are you heading back soon?
39:44Back.
39:46To Russia for the summer?
39:49Oh yes.
39:57Why?
39:58What do you mean why?
40:03Do you have to?
40:06There is no have to, it's, it's home.
40:10Yeah, but I don't know, is it safe?
40:15What do you mean safe?
40:18I don't know.
40:22Do you, do you even like it there?
40:26What difference does it make?
40:31A pretty big one, I think.
40:40I need to sleep.
40:45Oh.
40:46Yeah, me too I should have.
40:49So I'm off.
40:57Goodbye Hollander.
41:00Bye Hollander.
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41:41Let's go.
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