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Heated Rivalry Episode 3
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00:00Previously, Unheated Rivalry.
00:02Then where's your boy Rosanoff?
00:03My what?
00:04Scott Hunter is right next door.
00:06No, I mean, not your boy.
00:08It's always Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:11He's hot.
00:12We should let him listen like Nathan Cole.
00:14He's an asshole, right?
00:15I mean, yeah, basically.
00:16The record for this event currently held
00:18by the New York Admiral's Scott Hunter.
00:21Glad to see Rosanoff and hold my record for more than a minute.
00:24Nice shooting, Rook.
00:25I thought it was Scott Hunter's year.
00:27Babe, can you believe Russia?
00:29Be nice, Bonnie.
00:30Hey, what did Ross say about it?
00:31I don't know.
00:32Nothing to me, that's for sure.
00:34We're not like friends or anything.
00:36No worries.
00:37I'm sure someone else grabbed him.
00:38Seriously, this year, baby, we're coming for you.
00:40Trust me.
00:41You look great in silver, Bonnie.
00:42Don't even stress.
00:43Good one.
00:56I want some ice cream bad, man.
00:58Do you not find it weird that we're in a beach town in Russia in February talking about
01:03getting ice cream?
01:04We're going to the Olympics, baby.
01:05So this should be, right?
01:07Hey, isn't that it?
01:10Oh, yeah.
01:12All in there.
01:13What's up, motherfucker?
01:15Good boys.
01:16Hey.
01:17All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating here.
01:19My buddy Joe is in that program.
01:20We train together.
01:21Would you guys be cool to do that?
01:23I'd love to show up for him.
01:24Oh, yeah, man.
01:25Show up for any dude who's that brave.
01:28What do you mean?
01:30Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
01:32I mean, fucking pray for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like, hey, here's
01:39me.
01:40Russia is not safe for folks like that.
01:43Fucking balls of steel, man.
01:45Help.
01:57Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your one-stop hockey shop.
02:00Today's first period topic is the inevitable one for the Admirals.
02:03What has happened to Scott Hunter?
02:0570 points last season.
02:07Yes, and we're six games into this season.
02:10A season he, he called, need to win.
02:13Those are his words and he has zero, zero points.
02:18He's in a fog.
02:19His passes aren't connecting.
02:20He's barely skating.
02:22I can't imagine he's amazing in the room right now.
02:24And he's already been announced as Team USA captain at the Olympics in Russia.
02:43Oh yeah.
02:44He's on that line.
02:48He's on to go to...
03:06i am very sorry about that definitely not a big deal how may i help you uh what's uh what's good
03:16um just a bunch of very decent smoothies with deeply stupid names any allergies no no no i'm
03:24easy okay um i mean the best one's the blueberry one but oh you mean blue moon over brooklyn yeah
03:30yeah that's it but what oh um nothing just when i make it for myself in the morning i add a banana
03:38oh so you're kind of wild i mean it wouldn't be the first time somebody's told me that
03:44uh yeah that actually sounds pretty good yeah blueberry with the banana i take that if it's
03:51okay to order off menu kip i mean technically it was my idea so i think we can get away with it this time
04:00oh you weren't kidding it's really hot oh yeah the banana makes a big difference i think
04:28i don't know i guess it must
04:32here thanks
04:38um that's way too much it's for you it's a great smoothie thanks again kip
04:47a girl oh holy shit are you
04:55was that scott hunter was that what scott hunter the hockey player
05:03and this is what we're watching we barely get to see you because you're always working but at least
05:18when we do we get to watch uh what what does this mean let me check my hockey shut up sean
05:23i have to turn it off no no no please keep it on
05:26huh thank you kyle
05:28thank you kyle
05:29thank you kyle
05:30you're welcome
05:31twice he said tip like he used your actual name twice
05:36maria that is sending the bar so low
05:38and it didn't even sound stupid when he said it
05:41it almost sounded hot
05:42okay that's not fair not hot
05:43just normal
05:44okay
05:45don't listen it
05:46fuck both of you okay kip is short for christopher it's not that weird
05:49it's a short bus for christopher and please don't tell me you use that name on your grad school
05:53application oh my god why are we talking about my dumb name he said it he said it
05:58another round thank you kyle thank you kyle
06:03hunter to bomb
06:04and you
06:05thank you
06:07look look look he's on the tv right now
06:10sean look right now
06:11oh my god okay
06:12he knows your name
06:21yeah
06:22i mean he's definitely not gay but
06:25shut the fuck up he literally
06:26jesus christ
06:27he scored a hat trick last night
06:32are you asking me what that means or are you just telling me something i already know
06:36i just didn't realize that
06:38we literally watched the game kip
06:40nice to see you again kip
06:47nice to see you again
06:48uh
06:49scott
06:50you're scott hunter right
06:52i am
06:53this is awesome
06:54i mean
06:55wow you had a night last night
06:57oh did you watch
06:58i did yeah
06:58i don't usually
06:59sorry that sounds rude
07:02i'm
07:02no i got it
07:03well i watched the playoffs last year with my dad
07:06it was amazing
07:07he's a huge fan
07:08but yeah i watched last night
07:10wow
07:11um
07:13yeah when something goes right with my game i try to repeat it
07:16and then i try to perfect it
07:19okay
07:20so i'd love another smoothie please
07:23anything you'd like different
07:26nothing at all
07:27damn
07:29okay you really can't keep doing this
07:33i really can
07:34uh see you next game day i hope
07:37dude
07:43girl
07:43was that
07:44yes it fucking was
07:45sorry i'm late
07:54no outside food or drink
07:56fuck off kyle
07:57and i know the whole smoothie thing is dumb or whatever but he just keeps saying my name and
08:05it's low-key making me crazy
08:06wait you're still coming with me to that fundraiser though right because i am not looking for a date
08:10yes i told you i could come and it's in like two months could you please listen to me
08:15kyle remote
08:16extra shrimp
08:22thank you
08:23new york with control
08:27okay
08:27now i'm fully listening
08:29what are you doing
08:30just putting the game on
08:31elena
08:32what it's a sports bar
08:33let's watch sport
08:34am i being crazy
08:37what does maria say
08:38she says he's funny
08:39me too
08:39well she is much smarter than you
08:41i'm probably this idiot
08:43he's not an idiot
08:45jesus
08:48brain
08:49when's his next home game
08:51come on if you don't know when his next home game is how are you going to plan your next shift
08:56i don't plan my shifts i just gobble up as many as i can
09:00okay
09:01saturday they play at home again on saturday
09:04are you working
09:04uh
09:07fuck no
09:09fix that
09:18yeah
09:19hey
09:21i didn't know if you uh
09:25what's uh it's nice to see you
09:29Uh, Blue Moon over Brooklyn, please.
09:31Extra banana.
09:39This one's on the house.
09:41Oh, come on.
09:42It's above my pay grade.
09:43Management heard you came in.
09:44And no, you may not tip me.
09:46And yes, I'm using proper grammar to prove to you that I'm being serious.
09:51Okay.
09:52Um, may I drink this here?
09:56I've got some emails to answer, so I thought...
09:59Yeah.
09:59You totally may.
10:01Yeah.
10:02Oh, come on.
10:03Oh, come on.
10:04Come on.
10:07Come on.
10:07Come on.
10:09You're not worried about breaking your routine?
10:35No, I'm not actually that obsessive.
10:40Turns out I'm too lazy to be a serial killer.
10:43I took a quiz.
10:44I don't even think I could be a spree killer.
10:47What's a spree killer?
10:49Someone who kills multiple people at the same time.
10:52But isn't...
10:53A serial killer is someone who kills multiple people, minimum of three,
10:56but over a period of time, not all at once.
11:00How do you know that?
11:04I read a lot of murder books.
11:07And, yeah, serial killers make me feel not obsessive,
11:13which is a relief.
11:15Well, I've read some things about athletes.
11:19Okay, before you say anything else, yes, I agree,
11:21and yes, there are at least two guys on my team
11:23that are possibly off the record, yes, maybe,
11:27but no, not me.
11:29No, I swear.
11:30Barely had two concussions.
11:32Okay, so what?
11:34No left sock, right sock, stop shaving, no sex, all that stuff?
11:38Oh, no, yeah, yeah, yeah, all of that.
11:39But that's not CTE stuff, that's just science.
11:42And science only really matters during the playoffs.
11:44Oh, okay, that's super comforting.
11:46Listen, I know you're more of an art guy,
11:48so it's not like I expect you to get the ins and outs of science.
11:51And just to be clear, I'm not complaining
11:53about the whole stop shaving thing.
11:55I mean, you all look like hot lumberjacks by the end of May.
11:57Um, do you want to come to my game tonight?
12:15I have two seats.
12:16No one's taking them, so, I mean, if you want.
12:20Yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:22Yeah, I want.
12:24Fuck, man, that's crazy.
12:27Super happy to do it.
12:30You sure?
12:32I'm sure.
12:38These are better than my company seats.
12:39I get it.
12:40These are really good seats.
12:41Well, yeah, they're his.
12:45You know, we're first date, but I think I'm into this.
12:48What are you talking about?
12:49Well, you're with a girl, and he's at work.
12:51Oh, my God, shut up, Elena.
12:53Oh, wow.
12:56That wasn't, that wasn't to me.
12:58That was...
12:59He just nodded at you.
13:00No, there's no proof of that.
13:02Come on, boys.
13:03Wait back, for fuck's sake.
13:10Okay.
13:20Good job, I love you.
13:21I love you.
13:22I love you.
13:23I love you.
13:24I love you.
13:25Good job, I love you.
13:26Hey, Hunter.
13:27Too bad you can't play at home every night, right?
13:30It's better for you, huh?
13:32Go fuck yourself, Rosanoff.
13:34All right, it's more fun if you're there.
13:36Hey, thanks.
13:41Hope next time we play, you decide to show up.
13:47Cheap.
13:48True.
13:49Starting to sound like him.
13:50I'm sorry, what?
13:52You fucking heard me, Hollander.
13:53What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
13:54Well, there's something you really don't expect to see.
13:56Especially after the final whistle.
13:57And especially from Hollander and Hunter.
14:00A fittingly brutal end to yet another brutal road trip of the album.
14:03The Cheap, Hollander, ever fought anybody?
14:06Didn't have some grievances to air out with you.
14:07I'm gonna hit the sack.
14:08Yeah, here you go, handsome.
14:09All right, have a good day off.
14:11It's not a day off, I'm doing that catering thing tomorrow.
14:13Yeah, yeah.
14:14I just want to go with you.
14:15And I don't know what the fuck is that supposed to mean?
14:17I don't know what the fuck is that supposed to mean.
14:18Is that supposed to mean?
14:19Well, there's something you really don't expect to see.
14:20Especially after the final whistle.
14:21And especially from Hollander and Hunter.
14:22A fittingly brutal end to yet another brutal road trip of the album.
14:25Has Shane Hollander ever fought anybody?
14:27Doesn't have some grievances to air out with you?
14:28at the catering thing tomorrow.
14:30Yeah, yeah, I just, you know, you get to sleep in for once,
14:32so I'm just happy for you, that's all I meant, you know.
14:37I, uh, I'm proud of your hustle, kiddo, you know?
14:41You can't get that scholarship anyway, so.
14:43Please, please, no jinxing me.
14:45No way, no way, goodnight.
14:47Night, Dad, love you.
14:49Love you, Dad.
14:54Motherfucker.
14:58What's happening to you, uh, what's your problem?
15:03I can't find my black suit and I have to leave so, so soon.
15:07Okay, well, it's with the dry cleaning in my closet,
15:10so why are you freaking out?
15:12Okay, hey, hey, are you okay?
15:14Yeah, I'm fine, I just, I need the money
15:16and I can't fuck this job up.
15:17Yes, and I get it, but you're not gonna fuck it up
15:20because you're amazing and it's gonna be great.
15:23I love you.
15:24Yeah, you too.
15:25Yes, buddy.
15:28I am so sorry.
15:31Save it.
15:38Motherfucker.
15:39For God's sake.
15:40I am so sorry about that, I'm really sorry.
15:43Oh, you're a mess.
15:44It's okay, it's not my only talks.
15:46New York used to have professional waiters.
15:49Now it's all just models who can't carry a tray.
15:52It's, uh, it's really okay.
15:54I'm so sorry again.
15:55Oh, bunny.
15:59Babe, I don't know what that was.
16:01I know, I'm a, I'm a complete fuck-up and I'm sorry.
16:04You're not a complete fuck-up.
16:05This is not rocket science or whatever it is you're into.
16:08All right, Sean, please don't fire me.
16:11No one is firing you.
16:13Just calm down and get your shit together, okay?
16:16Okay.
16:16I know you need the money, baby.
16:18Okay?
16:19Deep breath.
16:20How are you doing now?
16:21Inhale.
16:22Yeah.
16:22Exhale.
16:23Exhale.
16:26You think you can handle quiche?
16:28They're dry.
16:28Good.
16:31Good.
16:35It's nasty.
16:36You really?
16:39Yeah.
16:39This is very nice.
16:44Hey.
16:45Hey, I am so sorry about earlier.
16:48That, that woman is horrible.
16:49And I'm the one who should apologize.
16:51I was standing right in front of the kitchen door like an idiot.
16:53No, I'm the idiot.
16:54You're just a normal, great person at a fundraiser.
16:56And that woman did seem horrible.
16:59Full disclosure, I hate this food.
17:00Well, full disclosure, I hate serving it.
17:05I'm, I'm sorry, I have to.
17:06Do you like Mexican food?
17:09Yeah.
17:09Of course.
17:10I'm not a serial killer.
17:12Or even a spree killer.
17:14You sure?
17:15Yeah.
17:15It was the time.
17:16But do you have the time to grab a bite with me?
17:18Like when this, this thing is over?
17:21Tonight.
17:22Yeah.
17:24With you.
17:25Uh, wow.
17:26Um, yeah.
17:28Yeah, okay.
17:28Yeah.
17:29Yeah.
17:30Because there's, uh, there's this great place right around the corner and it's open late and...
17:34Okay.
17:34Um, you don't mind waiting until I'm done?
17:37Not even a little.
17:38Oh.
17:47Oh.
17:47Oh.
17:48Oh.
17:48Oh.
17:48Oh.
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17:55Oh.
17:56Oh.
18:00Hi.
18:00Hi.
18:00Oh.
18:02Oh.
18:08Oh.
18:09That's a long line.
18:11Is it worth it?
18:13Um.
18:13Oh.
18:14Probably not.
18:16Right?
18:17We also don't actually have to do this.
18:20How would you feel about ordering in?
18:22Holy shit
18:38Oh my god
18:52I mean I figured you'd have a nice place but this is insane
19:10Do you want a full tour now or
19:14Or I pick or
19:22Or I pick?
19:24All right
19:28Oh my god
19:32Oh my god
19:38Oh my god
19:44Oh my god
19:50Wow, you are so beautiful.
20:01I can't believe you're even into me.
20:04I'm so into you.
20:06I'm so into you.
20:08I guess I'm thinking about you.
20:20Oh, my God.
20:50What are you doing?
20:53Oh, I didn't want to wake you.
20:55And I just thought, since you have your game tomorrow, and, you know.
21:08Can you stay?
21:10Yeah.
21:14Then stay, please.
21:20Oh, my God.
21:51Did I wake you?
21:53Oh.
21:54Okay, I meant to surprise you, and I was going to go out and get stuff, but I looked in your
21:58fridge, and you basically had all the ingredients.
21:59I know I shouldn't be snooping around, but I didn't have to do that much snooping.
22:03You were very organized, and I thought, since I'm not working today, but you still have
22:08your game, that you'd probably still want it.
22:10Can I fuck you?
22:22I don't know.
22:23I don't know.
22:24I don't know.
22:25I don't know.
22:26Absolutely.
22:27I don't know.
22:28I don't know.
22:29But I don't know.
22:30I don't know.
22:31I don't know.
22:32So, I should probably go.
22:45Hmm.
22:48Um, what if you didn't?
22:52Go?
22:53Hmm.
22:54Like ever?
22:56Fuck.
22:57Fuck.
22:58All that serial killer talk was you warning me, wasn't it?
23:02Um, I'm, um, I'm going to say a bunch of things, okay?
23:14And I know I'm too intense, everyone tells me that, but I just, I can't help it.
23:20Is it okay?
23:20Can I be too intense?
23:23Yeah.
23:24Yeah.
23:27Yeah, I, um, I never do this.
23:32I've never brought anyone back here, like ever.
23:37Um, yeah, my life is, uh, is complicated.
23:42Yeah, I, I get that.
23:48And I can't, um, come out, like, not, not right now.
23:58Too many people depend on me for too much, and it would just, it would fuck everything up.
24:03And so, I just thought I would, um, I don't know, wait, I guess.
24:12Yeah, wait till hockey was over, and maybe I could fade away better.
24:19But I, um, you, it's just, uh, I want you so bad.
24:35So bad.
24:36And I know that you barely know me, so why would you even consider something that's, that's probably fucked up.
24:43Like, I, I know I'm fucked up.
24:45I get it.
24:45I'm, I'm not pretending.
24:46I'm not.
24:48But I really, really like you.
24:49So, I want you to stay.
24:55So I'm, I'm asking for what I want.
25:01I want you to be here when I get back from practice later.
25:05And I, uh, I want you to be here when I come home from my game tonight.
25:11I, um, I want you more than I've wanted anything in a long time.
25:16I'm, I'm, I want you more than I've wanted anything in a long time.
25:19Is, uh, is that too much?
25:25You can say it if it is, uh, do you say something, though?
25:31I think I'd love to be here when you get back.
25:57And I don't think you're too lazy to be a serial killer.
26:06Really?
26:07Yeah, really.
26:09Yeah, you're definitely not lazy.
26:17Hey.
26:19How much practice?
26:19I don't know, like, uh, a few days ago?
26:30Yes, I sent in the applications.
26:31Very aggressive.
26:32Yes, and even to BU.
26:34And yes, I know we hate Boston.
26:37With Elena, Dad.
26:38I'm staying with Elena.
26:39So I don't have to schlep to work.
26:41I get to sleep in the next hour.
26:42Barnes got the box to 100.
26:44Yes, with Elena.
26:45Oh my God.
26:46Yes, with Elena.
26:47Oh my God.
26:50Where has she even been?
26:51Oh please, I saw you three days ago.
26:53Single since forever, overworked like she has two wicked steps, which is then she gets a man and vanishes.
26:56What a cliche.
26:57I don't have a man.
26:58Hey, kid.
26:59Keep the boyfriend on TV at all times, please.
27:00Kyle.
27:01Oh my God, guys, he's a customer.
27:02He's not my boyfriend.
27:03No!
27:04I don't have a fucking boyfriend.
27:05Ah.
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27:41Morning, Scott.
27:42Morning, Kay.
27:43The usual, please.
27:45Yeah.
27:47Extra banana.
27:48I'm not sure what I'm gonna do without these on my road trip.
27:54I'm pretty sure they have smoothies in other cities.
27:56I'm not like these, they don't.
28:02Do you really think this is a secret?
28:04What's a secret?
28:06Nothing's happening.
28:07He's just flirting with me or whatever.
28:09He's straight, I think.
28:11Girl.
28:20There's pasta salad in the fridge.
28:22Chicken, no feta.
28:24Oh, yeah? Where?
28:25For me. I made it.
28:31You did?
28:35I'm not just a pretty face.
28:36Oh, but you're a very pretty face.
28:43What's that?
28:44It's an artist I love. He has a new show out.
28:47Oh, cool.
28:48I should buy some art.
28:50What?
28:51Hey, I'm not just a pretty face either.
28:53No, no, no, no.
28:54You're also a very, very hot body.
28:59Oh, God.
29:00We don't have to do this.
29:14That's cool.
29:15This would look great in the living room.
29:27Not on the fireplace wall, but on the way to the bedroom.
29:30I think it would...
29:31Shh.
29:34Sorry.
29:35Sorry, I just...
29:36It's okay.
29:37Um...
29:39Maybe we should...
29:40Amazing, isn't it?
29:43Yeah, it's beautiful.
29:46So, are you two just browsing or shopping to buy?
29:50Oh, I think we're...
29:51Yeah, I think we're just browsing right now.
29:52Yeah.
29:54Excuse me.
29:58Sorry, he's not feeling well.
29:59No problem.
30:12I'm, uh...
30:13I'm really sorry.
30:15I thought I could do that.
30:17I really thought I could.
30:18I wanted to.
30:19I just...
30:20It's okay.
30:21No, it's not.
30:24I know it's not.
30:25Come here.
30:26Come here.
30:27Come here.
30:53These road trips are just killing me.
30:55I mean, it's brutal.
30:57I think I'm cursed.
30:58Cursed?
30:59Like, scary old lady cursed?
31:01I...
31:02I know.
31:03I know it's dumb, but I'm not the only one who's superstitious.
31:07Would you be jealous if I got my smoothies from some other guy?
31:11Maybe.
31:12Probably.
31:13Well, what if I filled you in on all the juicy details?
31:15Like...
31:16Like how he blended them?
31:18Ooh, what if I actually was a scary old lady?
31:21Or what if you always kind of had one with you?
31:23What do you mean?
31:25Oh.
31:27Here.
31:30Okay.
31:33Okay, I know it's dumb.
31:34I know it's dumb.
31:35But I saw them at a bodega and I thought they looked like your smoothie.
31:44I love them.
31:45Yeah?
31:46I love them so much.
31:55Can I fuck you?
31:56Absolutely.
31:57Fuck yes!
32:18Say it out loud, it's the curse broken.
32:20Hunter hasn't scored twice in an away game since last season.
32:29What?
32:30Say it out loud.
32:33Say what?
32:35Okay, it's not...
32:38It's... what?
32:42Okay, here's what I know.
32:44Helena.
32:45Shut up, you're in love with him.
32:46I'm not in love with him.
32:48You are.
32:51Have you at least told your dad?
32:56For how long now?
32:58A little over two months.
33:00Oh, baby.
33:01Helena, okay, you can't tell.
33:04If anyone finds out that it's...
33:05That it's Scott?
33:07Obviously, I'm not going to tell anyone, but Kip...
33:10He can't come out right now, okay?
33:12He really wants to...
33:14It's amazing.
33:15He's amazing.
33:17And I've never been happier.
33:20Honestly.
33:24What's the plan, babe?
33:27I don't...
33:28I don't know.
33:30What does your dad think?
33:32That I'm fucking some married guy, probably.
33:36I kind of wish you were.
33:37Oh, just don't say that.
33:39Please, just...
33:41Please be happy for me.
33:45I can't wait to see you in a tux tomorrow night.
33:47I am going to be super well behaved for you.
33:50I only care that you're handsome.
33:51You bitch.
33:55Scott's going to be there tomorrow night, too.
33:57Oh, I know.
33:58And he better be ready for me.
33:59I don't know.
34:00I don't know.
34:01I don't know.
34:01I don't know.
34:02I don't know.
34:02I don't know.
34:03I don't know.
34:03I don't know.
34:04I don't know.
34:04I don't know.
34:05I don't know.
34:05I don't know.
34:06I don't know.
34:06I don't know.
34:07I don't know.
34:08I don't know.
34:08I don't know.
34:09I don't know.
34:09I don't know.
34:10I don't know.
34:10I don't know.
34:11I don't know.
34:11I don't know.
34:12I don't know.
34:12I don't know.
34:13I don't know.
34:13I don't know.
34:14I don't know.
34:14I don't know.
34:15I don't know.
34:15hey dad oh my god you're not dead no i'm live well that is a relief i didn't want to have to
34:39call them more you know i miss you i miss you too dad all right yeah you're gonna be making
34:45an appearance here at some point in the near future yes i will um i'm gonna come for dinner
34:51this week i promise perfect how's uh how's work well work is fine you know barry's being a pain in
34:57my ass but well barry's an asshole no he hurt his foot so at least it's something new this time
35:03yeah well barry's always been an asshole who taught you to talk like that you did you taught me to talk
35:09like that that sounds about right and um nothing in the mail right kip if there was something in the
35:16mail i would not have forgotten about it i know i know i just figured i'd check okay don't worry
35:23about that okay don't think about that okay it's gonna come when it comes look i'm not gonna keep
35:29you i love you all right you too dad you you too dad what i i love you too dad there i said it oh my
35:37god sorry it's such a struggle okay bye bye
35:40bye
35:54bye
35:57bye
36:01bye
36:05bye
36:07I don't know.
36:37I have to say...
36:38Stop it.
36:40Stop what?
36:44He's here.
36:45You need to chill out.
36:48My God.
36:50Can I have some of yours?
36:52Yeah.
36:53Thanks.
36:57Well, I like our playoff chances this year.
36:59I think we might even get some home ice advantage.
37:01Well, if this guy keeps playing the way he has been, maybe.
37:05What changed?
37:06You mean a nice girl or something?
37:08I think we just found an agreement with the team.
37:12Excuse me, gentlemen.
37:13I think I spotted an old friend.
37:15I'm just ribbing you, Scott.
37:17You know your parents would be so proud of you, right?
37:20Your mom especially.
37:21She would have just been thrilled.
37:25Thanks, Tom.
37:26Thanks.
37:26Excuse me.
37:27Yeah.
37:27Yeah.
37:28Hey.
37:31Okay?
37:32Yeah.
37:33Yeah.
37:33I should be used to it.
37:41Kip, right?
37:44Christopher.
37:45Money's all dressed up.
37:46I'm Elena.
37:47Nice to meet you, Elena.
37:49I'm Scott.
37:49Pleasure, Scott.
37:51You look beautiful.
37:52You both do.
37:54Oh.
37:54Sorry.
37:56Yeah, we both clean up pretty well.
38:03Okay.
38:03If I go get more drinks, do you promise to start talking, Christopher?
38:06Yes.
38:07Of course.
38:07Great.
38:08Another beer, Scott?
38:09That'd be lovely.
38:10Are you enjoying the evening?
38:18I am.
38:19Are you?
38:21Looking forward to the after party, honestly.
38:27Tucks fits perfectly.
38:29Thanks.
38:30And thanks.
38:32I mean, you didn't have to.
38:33I wanted to.
38:38Okay.
38:40Elena knows.
38:43And I'm sorry.
38:45Yeah.
38:46I kind of got that.
38:48It's okay.
38:49She's discreet, right?
38:51Yeah, totally.
38:52Totally.
38:53I just...
38:54She kind of figured it out.
38:55And I guess I had to tell someone.
38:58It's okay.
38:59Really?
39:00Very.
39:04This is so weird.
39:07Yeah.
39:08You should leave early.
39:09As soon as I do my speech.
39:10Not before you dance with me.
39:12Pardon?
39:13I want to dance.
39:15Elena's a killer.
39:17How could I possibly say no?
39:24So?
39:25What are your intentions with my kid?
39:27I'm serious.
39:29He's crazy about you.
39:31I'm crazy about him, too.
39:32I really am.
39:34He's also miserable.
39:36Are you miserable, too?
39:40No.
39:43Wait.
39:44What do you mean?
39:45Nobody wants to be kept a secret.
39:47He's not.
39:48He is.
39:51Eyes on me, handsome.
39:52I'm doing my best.
39:56I love him.
39:58I just can't do better right now.
40:02I've been honest.
40:03I know.
40:04And he's so in love with you that he'll put up with it.
40:09But it's killing him.
40:11I'm not saying any of this to be mean.
40:18I'm really not.
40:19And you seem great.
40:21But he's great, too.
40:27He deserves the best.
40:31He deserves sunshine.
40:32And so do you.
40:52It's my birthday on Sunday.
40:55I know.
40:56I've already got the key to her lined up.
40:58Surf and turf.
41:00Because we're not choosing.
41:03You know the Kingfisher?
41:05It's the bar I told you about where I watch all your games?
41:08Mm-hmm.
41:09A couple of my friends are throwing me just like a little party there.
41:13It's not even really a party.
41:15It's just hanging out or whatever.
41:17Right.
41:18It's a gay bar.
41:20But it's not a club.
41:22It's just a bar.
41:23It's honestly more of a hockey bar now, thanks to me.
41:26It's too.
41:27And I was thinking that you could just come as my friend.
41:30As somebody who buys smoothies from me.
41:33I mean, Maria knows.
41:34My friend Sean knows.
41:36They know that you buy smoothies from me.
41:39I can't.
41:46I can't do that.
41:50I wish I could.
41:51I want to.
41:52I want to tell everyone.
41:57I want people to know you're mine.
41:59That I love you.
42:02I love you too.
42:04Soon, maybe.
42:05I've been in a few years.
42:14I know.
42:15I know how it sounds.
42:16But it'll go by quickly.
42:18I promise.
42:20And then we can be normal with, like, like other people.
42:23I heard what you said in your speech tonight.
42:31And I know that they're your family.
42:34And that you feel responsible for them.
42:36And I get that, Scott.
42:37I really, really get that.
42:40But I have a family too.
42:44And I keep lying to them.
42:48And I don't want to.
42:51And I miss them.
42:52I miss my dad.
42:56Sorry.
42:57That's not what I meant.
42:58It's okay.
42:59I know what you meant.
43:04I'm gonna go home tonight.
43:08I need to.
43:39Thank you for coming.
43:41For those of you who've attended before, feel free to ignore my sob story and go straight to the bar.
43:47But for those of you who don't know it, here's the short version.
43:52My parents were both junior hockey coaches.
43:57And they were hit by a drunk driver when I was 12 years old.
44:02Mercifully for them, they died instantly.
44:04Mercifully for me, the St. Thomas scholarships existed.
44:11I didn't have anybody else to help me.
44:15I had a lot of memories, a love of hockey, and a huge hole in my heart.
44:22St. Thomas filled it with hope.
44:25The hope of a new family.
44:27Things weren't always easy.
44:30You know, they never are for anybody.
44:32But in hockey, I found what I was missing.
44:37First at my high school, then later at college, and now here with the Admirals.
44:41And I never looked back, because I never had to.
44:49The family I craved, the family that I needed, that I still need today.
44:56Hockey gave it to me.
44:58And St. Thomas gave me hockey.
45:00So from the bottom of my heart, I want to thank you all for being here tonight.
45:07And for supporting this cause, because it's not just a scholarship.
45:10It's everything that comes with it.
45:13It's a whole world.
45:14A whole life.
45:16It's everything.
45:19It's everything.
45:39Get up.
45:40Hey, Dad.
45:42Hey, buddy.
45:42The prodigal son returned home.
45:44Look, I got some mail here for a certain someone, and it's pretty heavy.
45:49I don't want to.
45:53Hey.
45:58Hey.
46:00My boy.
46:02Come here.
46:03What's up?
46:04Whoa.
46:05Hey.
46:06I'm sorry.
46:08For what?
46:08You got nothing to be sorry for, silly.
46:11Whoa.
46:14Whoa.
46:15Whoa.
46:18There we go.
46:22Wow.
46:23No, wait.
46:23No, wait.
46:24Here's the pretty funny thing.
46:25And a bullfucker ride to Grassful.
46:28Oh.
46:28Whoa.
46:28Whoa.
46:29Whoa.
46:29Whoa.
46:30Whoa.
46:30Whoa.
46:31Whoa.
46:32Whoa.
46:33Whoa.
46:34Whoa.
46:34Whoa.
46:34Whoa.
46:35Whoa.
46:36Whoa.
46:37Whoa.
46:37Yeah.
46:38Whoa.
46:38Whoa.
46:39Yeah.
46:40Whoa.
46:40Whoa.
46:41Whoa.
46:42Whoa.
46:42Whoa.
46:43Whoa.
46:43Whoa.
46:44Whoa.
46:44Hey, good dress, man.
47:02It's a cool middle fucking game.
47:03Yeah, totally.
47:14I was the price of being young.
47:35Tie me up with that love, shiver down my empty spine.
47:41Oh, what's the price of being young?
47:47I think her lips are close to mine.
47:53Her eyes are loosely gone.
47:56Painted nails have fallen off.
47:59I think her lips are close to mine.
48:11I think her lips are close to mine.
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