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Heated Rivalry (2025) Season 1 Episode 2 Olympians #ShortFilm
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00:00Previously on Heated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander up. I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world.
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It was Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:19This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not going to tell anyone because no one can know.
00:23A whole lot of kids are going to be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:28So, what's my name going to be?
00:29A dream.
00:32How much pressure do you feel from the fans, from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:36Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:38What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:42Hollander, see you next season.
00:59You're in our way.
01:00You're in our way.
01:01You've gone through the suit that you couldn't stay.
01:06You're in our way.
01:08Que los forever.
01:12Que los forever.
01:16Que los forever.
01:20Que los forever.
01:21...
01:30You think I'm pretty.
01:31Let's go.
01:32Good job, give you a head, a golden star.
02:00You think you're clever, good God, she took a break, made a mistake, when she met driver, get lost forever, get lost forever, get lost forever.
02:21You think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty, close it off, linebacker on the ice for Boston.
02:32You think I'm pretty, close it off, linebacker, get lost forever, get lost forever, get lost forever.
02:39You think I'm pretty, close it off, linebacker, get lost forever, get lost forever, get lost forever.
02:46You think I'm pretty, close it off, linebacker, get lost forever, get lost forever.
02:53You think I'm pretty, close it off, linebacker, get lost forever.
03:00You think I'm pretty, close it off, linebacker, get lost forever.
03:06You think I'm pretty, close it off forever.
03:27You think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty cool, you say to scare ya, and most people do, this is the real world, honey, oh, in spite of everything, I guess there's just what's it at, oh, nice try, knock it out the way, good job, just
03:57take a fucking hand, I said I'll see ya, you wanna be ya, you wanna be ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya
04:27I'm going to fucking back.
04:29I think you mean fucks with, buddy.
04:31I fucking mean what I mean.
04:33You're burning a fake rosinaf oxide right now.
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:37They do it to you all the time in Boston.
04:38You want to see it?
04:39No, thanks.
04:40Honestly, guys, it doesn't help me focus.
04:42Yeah, Mitty, go be weird somewhere else.
04:45I'm not even that weird.
04:47Whatever you need, Captain.
04:49Hey, Hollander.
04:49Can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in like time?
04:52Oh, Mr. Hollander, what does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:00Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game,
05:03but it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team.
05:07And how about that other team?
05:10Elia Rosanoff has been on a tear lately.
05:12He had a hat trick last week, and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race.
05:15Want to know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:17No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me.
05:19Thanks, guys.
05:22Thanks, guys.
05:52Thanks, guys.
06:22Thanks, guys.
06:24Thanks, guys.
06:52Wow, this Montreal girl works you out, brother.
06:59Shut your idiot face, Marley.
07:01You're straight up blushing, Ross.
07:02Well, no.
07:04Never in life have I blushed.
07:05Russians do not do this.
07:12Again.
07:13Again.
07:14Again.
07:15Again.
07:22You will murder me.
07:24Maybe.
07:25Get in.
07:30Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:37For how long?
07:37The whole game.
07:39You're such a fucking ass.
07:41You missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking didn't.
07:45And I still beat your ass.
07:46Yeah, barely.
07:52Wow, nice place.
07:56Thanks.
07:57I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one.
08:02Right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman.
08:10Shut up.
08:11Mr. Landlord.
08:14You asked.
08:15No, I didn't.
08:16No.
08:16No.
08:22So what do you want me?
08:32In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:34Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:43I hired someone.
08:45A designer.
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49He's such an asshole.
08:50I think maybe you'll like it.
08:55Smell the cigarettes from here.
08:58I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00And you shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:10No, you come here.
09:10No, you come here.
09:22He's the one.
09:25He's the one.
09:32Don't worry about it.
09:34Oh, wow, wow, you think this will be enough?
09:49Fuck off.
10:04Where were you?
10:11Please don't go.
10:19Please don't go.
10:26Oh, my God.
10:29Stay right here.
10:37He's okay.
10:39Hmm?
10:42Oh, shit, Rosely.
10:57Yeah.
10:59Is he okay?
11:01It's you.
11:07It's you.
11:12It's you.
11:14Okay.
11:16It's you.
11:20It's you.
11:21It's you.
11:22It's you.
11:25It's all okay.
11:30It's all right.
11:53Are you...
11:54Oh, God.
11:56Oh, I wonder.
12:02Oh, God.
12:22Now the bed's all dirty.
12:24What?
12:27Shut up.
12:32I will show it now, okay?
12:34You killed me, Lunder.
12:59I'm dead.
13:01That was so fucking hot.
13:03We're to wait.
13:09We're to wait.
13:09I should go.
13:12I should go.
13:25I should go.
13:32I'll show you.
13:33So, uh...
13:33Obviously, we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:36Oh, right.
13:37your family must be happy there in russia
13:41yes my parents are pretty psyched for me they're pissed they can't come but my mom is
13:49threatening to wake up at 4 a.m to watch every game i bet your parents will be there right
13:57my father yes maybe my brother but who knows cool anyways i'm psyched i've been dreaming
14:06about it my whole life dreaming of what bronze medal you fucking wish dude
14:12hey uh remember when i made you come hands free
14:19go fuck yourself or else not
14:21such a good drink your cab is definitely here
14:36bye
14:38welcome back to man in the crease your all-star hockey podcast for the first period we are
14:51four days into this year's winter games and there's already a contender for top story here
14:55what an embarrassing and promising year for the russian men's hockey team
15:01a hard bill to swallow on all mice and especially for the young phenom ilia rosanov chosen as his
15:08country's captain
15:09all in there what's up motherfucker
15:37boys holy fuck can you believe russia be nice funny at least he fucking lost lafia
15:43did you see that game yeah it was a straight-up shit show a debacle
15:47hey what did ross say about it uh i don't know nothing to me that's for sure
15:52i think he knows canada has this in the bag
15:55uh-uh so you say this year baby we're fucking coming for you okay trust me you look great and
15:59silver vanni don't even stress oh good one
16:01does your room have that smell yes yes it does is it black mold because that's what jj thinks it is
16:11yeah probably right good news is we're not going to be here long all right so tonight we can do the
16:15men's short form figure skating here my buddy joe is in that program train together would you guys
16:19be cool to do that i'd love to show up for him hell yeah man show up for any dude who's that brave
16:24what do you mean
16:27well i'm assuming your buddy might be gay
16:31i mean i'd fucking pray for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like
16:35hey here's me russia is not safe for folks like that
16:40fucking balls of steel man
16:42let's go
17:07Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:16Yeah, he did.
17:20I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:37Hey.
17:46I'm not here.
17:47No, I'm not.
17:50I saw you up here.
17:51I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:53Fine.
17:54Go sit down.
17:58We hit.
17:59We are not anything.
18:01Go away, Hollander.
18:07Are you okay?
18:12Please, go.
18:14You didn't answer my text.
18:17No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:20Now you go.
18:22Fine.
18:24Fuck.
18:37You need to meet me.
18:39Yes, my father.
18:42Minister wants to meet you today.
18:45No matter what.
18:48It's a honor to me.
18:50You must be a honor to be a honor.
18:52After yesterday's time you won.
18:58In Latvia.
18:59In Latvia.
19:01And he's still drinking.
19:03How did you do it?
19:04What about this?
19:05Is it not sad?
19:06It's not sad.
19:07But not so.
19:08They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:12It's not a game, it's a game.
19:14It's a real shame.
19:15It's not to prove the hopes you showed up in childhood.
19:19I play better now than when I was.
19:22Our team is damaged.
19:24The team is playing.
19:26Playing?
19:27What is this American absurd?
19:29What is it playing?
19:31You're a captain, you're doing it playing.
19:34You're always looking for someone who's in the middle of childhood.
19:42Who is it to you?
19:46Your mother?
19:47She doesn't know how to do this.
19:53No, my father.
19:57Mom died.
20:00Do you remember her?
20:02Yeah.
20:03I was in the middle of your father.
20:05Where are you from?
20:07Where are you from?
20:10In Moscow?
20:11Of course.
20:12Of course.
20:13We need to go.
20:14We need to go.
20:15In the middle of the night.
20:16To meet the minister.
20:17Yes.
20:18You ready?
20:19Go.
20:20Go.
20:21Go.
20:22Go.
20:23Go.
20:24Go.
20:25Go.
20:26Go.
20:28Go.
20:29Go.
20:30Go.
20:31Go.
20:32Go.
20:33Go.
20:34Go.
20:35Go.
20:36It's all that's in the military.
20:38What's going on?
20:40No, he wasn't in the form.
20:42But Kochev, Kochev, he still stays.
20:44He needs to be отдыхed.
20:46He's got a prize in the United States.
20:48He's got a good job.
20:50He's too good for us.
20:52It's a problem with leadership.
20:56It's always a problem.
20:58Leadership.
21:00He's too much.
21:02He's too much.
21:04I'm too much talking.
21:06You're my angel.
21:08You're too much talking.
21:10Especially when it's about hockey.
21:12Only when we're winning, Dad.
21:16I'm going to go to a bar.
21:18He needs to be one cup.
21:20Look how she's got him.
21:24From the same time.
21:28I'm a angel.
21:30I want to drink.
21:32I have a drink.
21:34Maybe something will be interesting.
21:52To me again, Alina.
21:54It's been a long time, Sasha.
22:04I think you played well.
22:06I would like to say thank you, but I know that you didn't watch any other games.
22:10For those who have been a whole life son of a coach for hockey, you should avoid this.
22:15I sometimes don't care about it.
22:18When you have to pay attention, you don't care about it.
22:22In any case, it doesn't matter for you.
22:25It doesn't matter?
22:26Why did you do that?
22:28My father...
22:29Your father is a fool, who will ever kill you.
22:32You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:36And you don't care about these crazy games, when you have a real chance to win this year.
22:41Really?
22:42Yes, it's true.
22:43The Huntry and Admiral won't go through New Jersey.
22:46The New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
22:49I think in this year you'll be able to win this year.
22:52In this year?
22:53Yes, in this year.
22:54Because I think that Midka has been traumatized.
23:00Where do you know all this?
23:01On the extra sense.
23:03And now you're in the marquee.
23:04Yeah.
23:05True.
23:06I think that he never counts asile of their Mans
23:18Yes, New Jersey.
23:19Here are some are things that you can win this year.
23:21There are some usefuluns.
23:22who will be in San Francisco, and they are good, but too young.
23:28So you will win the Cubs of San Francisco for a year ago, as I was talking to you.
23:36Thank you, I'm going to sleep tomorrow.
23:38Tomorrow you'll need to be perfect.
23:42You'll always be perfect.
23:43Yes, but you'll need to meet again.
23:48We'll see you later.
23:50See you later.
23:57Well, what's up, Sash?
24:04Oh, it's cool.
24:07I just love this place.
24:11The club with my head.
24:14The girls are just beautiful.
24:18I'm mad, chiki.
24:20Well, you've seen the French boys, right, Ilya?
24:26I'm mad.
24:33Oh, my God.
24:34I don't know anything.
24:37You don't want to know.
24:40You don't shoot.
24:43You don't flirt with me.
24:49But you'll be more fun.
25:04Here? Seriously?
25:11The danger of the danger was to you.
25:16If you remember, you don't miss me.
25:21We are the children, Sash.
25:26Yes. That's right.
25:30Let's go.
25:33Let's go.
25:35Okay.
25:36Let's go somewhere else.
25:40No.
25:50Okay.
25:52Okay.
25:53Okay.
26:00I was happy to see you.
26:07Okay.
26:08Captain's here.
26:09Yeah!
26:10Yeah!
26:11Yeah!
26:12Yeah!
26:13Yeah!
26:14Yeah!
26:15Yeah!
26:16Yeah!
26:17Yeah!
26:18Yeah!
26:19Yeah!
26:20Yeah!
26:21Yeah!
26:22Yeah!
26:23Yeah!
26:24Yeah!
26:25Yeah!
26:26Yeah!
26:27Yeah!
26:28Yeah!
26:29Yeah!
26:30What am I supposed to do?
26:31I don't know.
26:32My mom told me to get away.
26:33Oh, my God.
26:35You said you could have a good home, honey.
26:37There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:38Okay.
26:39Playoffs are over.
26:40You cannot keep the beer.
26:41That's not a rule.
26:42You just made that up.
26:43Hollander, is that a rule?
26:44Unfortunately, it is.
26:45Fuck you, Hollander.
26:46You can barely even grow one.
26:47No, no.
26:48Fuck you, Swedish inbred.
26:49Fuck you, AJ.
26:50Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:51Stop it.
26:52Seriously.
26:53Boys, it's starting.
26:54Turn it up.
26:55It's game six, and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
27:00You know that Ilya Rosanoff wants this bad.
27:02Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic birth.
27:06A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:15Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:18Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:22I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:26I don't need to think about that.
27:28That was yesterday.
27:29That was before.
27:30Now, I only need one thing.
27:34I need to win.
27:38Here.
27:39At home.
27:40Tonight.
27:41As much fun as it would be to go to California and humiliate them there, but I want to hear
27:47our fans.
27:48I want to hear them scream.
27:50I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:54San Francisco.
27:55I know you can do it.
27:58I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:03So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:07Because this is our fucking night.
28:11This is our fucking cup.
28:14Fucking fuck San Francisco.
28:18I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:32Shane hates him the most.
28:33What?
28:34You hate Rosanoff.
28:35Of course.
28:36But he's very good at hockey.
28:39The best probably.
28:40Uh, no.
28:41You're the fucking best all-hander.
28:43Yeah.
28:44Not that animal shit show cock sucking Russian.
28:48That is that.
28:50The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:53What a comeback story this year for Ilya Rosanoff.
28:56The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs, leading his team in block shots
29:0115 shots against.
29:03And obviously it comes all-hander.
29:07That's an animal!
29:09Woo!
29:10Woo!
29:11Woo!
29:12Woo!
29:13Woo!
29:14Woo!
29:15Woo!
29:16Woo!
29:17Woo!
29:18Woo!
29:19Woo!
29:20Woo!
29:21Woo!
29:22Woo!
29:23Woo!
29:24Woo!
29:25Woo!
29:26Woo!
29:27Woo!
29:28Woo!
29:29Woo!
29:30Woo!
29:31Woo!
29:32Woo!
29:33Woo!
29:34Woo!
29:35Woo!
29:36Woo!
29:37Woo!
29:38Woo!
29:39Woo!
29:40Woo!
29:41Woo!
29:42Woo!
29:43Woo!
29:44Woo!
29:48Woo!
29:49So finally,
29:53mate...
29:55Thiago!
29:57Super fun!
29:58but the most important thing is the friends we make along the way
30:05hey before we give out next award can i get a selfie with you
30:10what come on when will this ever happen again buddy okay fine but hurry up
30:24great give me your number i'll text them to you
30:27no chance
30:28and the lord talent award for most sportsman like player goes to
30:33you
30:40Oh, my God.
31:10Well...
31:16What?
31:19What the fuck do you want, Rosenhoff?
31:22You haven't answered a text from me in, like, six months.
31:26You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us,
31:29and then it's for some fucking clown show.
31:32So, yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:37Well?
31:41I want you to suck my dick.
31:43Oh, fuck you. You are unbelievable.
31:45You suck my dick.
32:01Maybe as nicely.
32:02What the fuck do you want from me?
32:07Yeah?
32:09Please.
32:14If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick,
32:19you will have to ask nicer than that.
32:20Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
32:33Please.
32:34No.
32:48What?
32:50No.
32:51We will go back to our seats, watch the rest of this boring show, and then go to boring
32:58party after.
33:01And then, when you have been waiting all night, you'll come back to my hotel room,
33:07and I will maybe, maybe, do more than just suck your dick.
33:12When did your English get so good?
33:19I, uh, I read The New Yorker now.
33:22Really?
33:23No.
33:24The New Yorker is boring.
33:28My dad loves it.
33:31Ah.
33:32So being boring is, is genetic.
33:35Wow.
33:36Genetic.
33:37Let's make a deal.
33:45If you win MVP tonight, I will blow you, fuck you, whatever you want.
33:52And if you win?
34:07Good luck coming.
34:15They're gonna be on your mind.
34:28I'm gonna be in this position.
34:30Congratulations.
35:01Now take off your clothes.
35:04You're such an asshole.
35:30What?
35:36Just a lot of windows.
35:41What?
35:43Just a lot of windows.
35:48What?
35:51Just a lot of windows.
36:00Good. Now get on the bed.
36:25This is a good hotel.
36:28Really nice vodka.
36:29It's hard to find in America.
36:32Okay.
36:35Touch yourself.
36:37What?
36:38Show off for me. I want to watch you.
36:40You what?
36:41It's my special day, Hollander. I want to watch.
36:44I've never...
36:45No shit.
36:46Fuck you.
36:48Give me some vodka at least.
36:50No, no, no.
36:51Vodka is for after. It's your reward.
36:59No.
37:01Oh.
37:05Yeah.
37:07No.
37:08No.
37:10No.
37:12No.
37:14Oh.
37:16Oh.
37:17Yeah.
37:19No.
37:21Oh.
37:22do you want to know how it feels
37:31how it feels holding the cup you fucking asshole i can barely describe it oh my god hollander
37:52fuck are you gonna fuck me we will see
38:07i need
38:11what you know tell me
38:16you i need you
38:46so
38:57so
38:59so
39:09so
39:27russia this year was something else
39:35it's intense there
39:41so are you heading back soon
39:44back
39:46to russia for the summer
39:49oh yes
39:57why
39:59what do you mean why
40:02do you have to
40:05there is no have to it's it's home
40:10yeah but i don't know is it safe
40:15what do you mean safe
40:16what do you mean safe
40:17i don't know
40:19do you do you even like it there
40:23what difference does it make
40:31what difference does it make
40:33i think
40:41i need to sleep
40:43oh
40:44yeah me too i should have
40:51so uh i'm off
40:56goodbye hollander
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