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Never Provoke the CEO's Wife Full Movie
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00:00:00Grandma, this is the $200 million necklace that just got auctioned off.
00:00:10Nothing but the best for my angel.
00:00:13You deserve everything.
00:00:15And if that boy even dares to mistreat you, he'll have to answer to me.
00:00:20No, she's perfect.
00:00:23I mentioned Bali once and he planned the whole thing.
00:00:25Scuba, private yacht, everything.
00:00:30Um, Ms. Woods, the engagement party guests are growing restless.
00:00:36And I can't seem to reach Mr. Grayson on the phone.
00:00:40Really?
00:00:42I'll find him.
00:00:57Come on!
00:01:00Excuse me, does being devastatingly handsome give you the right to not watch where you're going?
00:01:05Oh, two years of planning and finally, this American tech is ours.
00:01:21Let's move if they find us.
00:01:22Relax.
00:01:24There is a big engagement party downstairs.
00:01:26You think they're going to look for us here?
00:01:29And Americans in their parties.
00:01:31Room service.
00:01:51Mission accomplished.
00:01:52she wants to go scuba diving i'll take her there might be a little oxygen malfunction
00:02:11she'll die doing what she loves no one will suspect a murder i'll even take care of her
00:02:17grandma too and everything is going to be mine it's just crazy about you man the mansion
00:02:24the porsche hey don't you feel anything for her yeah sure i do i just love money more can you blame
00:02:32me come on here to getting rich and not having to work for it my dream wedding is a complete sham
00:02:40he doesn't want to marry me he wants to kill me no careful
00:02:50what does being pretty give you a pass on basic manners i'm sorry i'm a little busy having the
00:02:57worst day of my life
00:02:58another runaway bride classic
00:03:14grandma
00:03:20everything hurts
00:03:39why do i sound like a dude what what the hell are you doing in here what am i doing here
00:03:49i saved your life five more minutes and you'll be meeting that dead grandma for real
00:03:54why couldn't you have done this sooner you would have saved me a lot of time
00:03:58but you'll be dead and i'll be rich oh honey oh you're awake thank god
00:04:10oh oh oh oh oh oh answer yourself motherfucker she knows about my plan no no way
00:04:18what do you mean that my grandma's dead what happened tell me what the hell is wrong with you dude listen
00:04:29you can screw with me you can kill me you can do whatever you want to stay away from my grandma you got
00:04:36what the hell what the hell
00:04:41am i dead is this some freaky afterlife glitch why the hell am i inside someone else
00:04:51oh my god oh my god this isn't real
00:04:53this isn't real this isn't real this isn't real this isn't
00:04:56what
00:05:04what i'm alive wait what what what's going on who the hell are you what are you doing in my body
00:05:11i was about to ask you the same thing what did you do
00:05:15you're that suicidal bride oh you're that jerk who crashed into me oh my god
00:05:20okay what should you do my identity is complicated if you don't want any trouble you need to stay
00:05:26with me 24 7. excuse me i'm blair woods heiress to the woods family i'm not going to spend 24 7
00:05:32with a filthy stranger stranger fine let's get married what oh my god you're completely insane
00:05:40you were running from your wedding right okay i'll go back and tell them now i changed my mind
00:05:45the wedding is back on no no no no no no he's trying to kill me absolutely not we cannot do that
00:05:52it's your choice him or me
00:05:57it's your choice him or me
00:06:02fine fine
00:06:03what the hell my boyfriend says you're trash so congrats your jobs
00:06:20okay you need to work with me here too short excuse me they're too short
00:06:23black what are you doing this guy is obviously you think you don't fall for a pretty boy act like
00:06:35his okay well it's better be a pretty boy than a murderous con man so and you know what guys who
00:06:40try to kill women for money don't get to marry me i mean i'm beyonce so dream on loser what
00:06:46the blair i'll be waiting for you when you come to your senses okay
00:06:56no your taste in men sucks that guy's a coward fine fine fine okay let's get married on one condition
00:07:05we try to switch back first and if that doesn't work then we'll meet you at the church fair enough
00:07:13don't disappoint me fiance
00:07:19okay but like how do we switch back can we just like crash into each other again
00:07:23i'm game go stand in the middle of the road i'll grab my car you know i'd rather be a bitter
00:07:28bride than roadkill so
00:07:32screw it let's get married get ready to kneel kneel yeah
00:07:36all right all right 8 57
00:07:46all right what's your name uh blair woods buddy i asked your name not your fiance's oh
00:07:51uh uh uh uh come here where did i talk to you what's your name the young mom
00:07:59the young mom uh-uh are you too sure about this yeah
00:08:05because i've seen a lot of couples come through here and i'm not gonna lie this room i need a
00:08:09checkup from the neck over excuse me wait are you calling me crazy we're certain please process our
00:08:15application yeah please all right
00:08:19do you know when she's gonna show up no oh great
00:08:32you're getting married dressed like this it's a fake marriage your highness stop whining
00:08:45uh my first wedding and i'm gonna be married to you yeah it's not like i'm thrilled about it either
00:08:57liam lowell do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife through wealth hardship and
00:09:02everything in between he does all right then in blair woods the same stuff wonderful take that as a yes
00:09:09as a yes please exchange rings rings no we we are not at the kissing party yet wait stop what
00:09:23wait watch out god
00:09:35wow you really came prepared okay
00:09:39i now pronounce you husband and wife you may kiss the bride
00:09:51yep no i can't do it excuse me under normal circumstances you never get to
00:09:56kiss somebody like me in your entire life oh this is just a temporary arrangement
00:10:01it's such a sacred institution merely a convenience for you too look pastor it's not
00:10:06really like we had a choice otherwise i wouldn't
00:10:16i i know you only in my dreams
00:10:17you come visit and i make a scene
00:10:18i really am a good kisser all night
00:10:26this ring is like insanely unique i never pegged you for the uh
00:10:30classy sentimental type it's kind of hot though it was my foster mother's it was her husband's final
00:10:36gift to her oh my god no i'm so sorry this must be like super important to you here you should take
00:10:40it back oh we're married cheers now plus i promised your grandma i'd protect you and i used that ring as
00:10:47a good luck charm for years now i can protect you instead no all right let's go home husband
00:10:55i remember
00:11:03maybe you're not as annoying as i thought
00:11:17oh my god
00:11:19what are you doing i'm posting on my ig duh it's like totally where normal people live on tv is
00:11:28okay um well princess welcome to your new life follow me
00:11:33so this is it my closet is better than this entire place someone swore for richer or poorer back at
00:11:52the church was it all just for show okay well then by that same value you're stuck with me forever too
00:11:57so no no forever is not that long you could die any day wow morbid but um are we sure about this
00:12:04place because we could always just like stay in mind no not an option look if you want to stay alive
00:12:10you'll stay put right here why
00:12:16salted little princess you don't know who i am what i do and you still follow me home
00:12:23um are you afraid what i might do what oh what or what is that supposed to mean what are you
00:12:30planning look relax all i'm saying is we swapped bodies which means things might happen and if they
00:12:39do happen you need to accept it and stay quiet like what things well like the fact that the body you're
00:12:47in right now belongs to a secret agent i'm sorry i'm sorry a what i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry a what
00:13:06i knew he was trouble this is what i get for trusting a hot stranger i need to get out of here fast
00:13:17are you trying to leave it's too late my identity is classified you know too much okay wait just
00:13:26please don't kill me i'll stay quick i swear okay relax look as long as you don't do anything stupid
00:13:31i won't touch you you're my wife wait a second okay so if you're a secret agent doesn't mean people are
00:13:40like trying to kill you exactly why i brought you here this is a safe house and if you want to stay
00:13:48alive you need to stay close to me i never thought i would live in with a secret agent yeah get used to
00:13:56it go wash up it's almost that time but there's only one bed
00:14:09no no no it was on the bed you get the couch no move it this is my bed don't you have any
00:14:15chivalry it's ladies first i am a secret agent not a knight besides take a look in the mirror are you
00:14:20really a lady i don't care i'm sleeping in this bed for the record this is my house
00:14:26well didn't you say you're gonna protect me and now i can't even sleep in a real bed
00:14:32fine you take the bed thank you no funny business close the door
00:14:37i never thought i'd actually get married
00:14:55wait no way am i actually catching feelings for that entitled princess
00:15:07oh my god what happened what what happened this this is worse than a gas station next to lax
00:15:21whoa what is this is this supposed to be soap yeah obviously listen up babe if this sketchy soap
00:15:27comes near that face worth an estimated 30 million dollars in skincare i will legit
00:15:32eat your favorite appendage straight down the toilet got it grab your wallet it's time for retail
00:15:38therapy
00:15:43let's go
00:15:55this woman is terrified what are you doing
00:15:59trust
00:16:09trust process
00:16:12hey don't move be a good girl okay
00:16:29oh
00:16:42slay
00:16:43oh
00:16:45mom
00:16:46i guess your face really is worth 30 million dollars
00:16:49oh look you're finally getting good taste welcome to the globe club
00:16:51this shade would look fire on you do you want to try no
00:17:01i'll take everything
00:17:03ma'am these are limited edition they're like a hundred dollars each
00:17:06my treat
00:17:16okay so like how does this work all right put that down i'll show you
00:17:20okay
00:17:31hey
00:17:31okay uh don't move or can i cut you
00:17:39wait you're gonna put that on no what yeah come here
00:17:45is it hot in here
00:17:51is it hot in here or am i crushing on my own face
00:17:55okay don't worry you can rinse it off in your shower
00:18:01oh a shower
00:18:09okay
00:18:21all right no peeking yeah trust me your body's not really on my must see
00:18:26yes ouch really much okay watch it careful
00:18:40so many name raven should i pick it up um yeah whatever he says just say
00:18:59simple
00:19:02yo man you've been straight up ghost mode for days do you miss me or what
00:19:07um let me guess you're dodging another hit squad or something again
00:19:14mm-hmm figures you're basically untouchable anyway i got you a fresh gig lined up
00:19:20buzz me up and i'm waiting downstairs
00:19:29so your boy's outside and he said something about what what the hell did you agree well you
00:19:33told me that you told me that my room so i have my room wait hold up what are you doing what is
00:19:43your problem at least on some underwear
00:19:47well it's about time you let me in i
00:20:02am i interrupting something
00:20:04what are you doing what are you doing what are you doing what are you doing what are you doing
00:20:19so who's this my husband uh i mean it's my wife bro you got married since when
00:20:29the uh yesterday accident introduced me to the love of my life and uh just
00:20:39we clicked instantly and uh decided to get married no problem wow you know i thought you and i really
00:20:47did have something but here you are getting married and not even telling me okay don't get any weird
00:20:53ideas i am straight so what brings you here in the middle of the night okay don't get any weird ideas
00:21:02i'm straight so what brings you here in the middle of the night i'm starting to see why you two are
00:21:09endgame she's as extra as you are anywho could you tell your girl to dip this is real talk
00:21:16no man she's good she uh she knows what's up she she we don't gatekeep in this marriage bro you do
00:21:23realize that we are in an industry that will literally chew you up and spit you out the moment
00:21:27they go soft right guess the point skip the filler hold on
00:21:38didn't you say that that ring was more valuable to you than your life
00:21:41i tried to touch it once and you nearly snapped my wrist yeah yeah i gave it to her problem wow
00:21:51she really must be the one anyway here's your newest tip no it's not happening can't you see we just
00:21:59got married we are on our honeymoon bro you've been off the grid way too long
00:22:07you don't take this mission you fail the monthly evaluation which means you face the death challenge
00:22:11your wife or your life make your choice
00:22:23honey one can wait he'll take the job that's the spirit
00:22:28good luck you two lovebirds
00:22:34okay you're not actually expecting me to take this top secret agent commission thing right
00:22:38no relax i'll handle it
00:22:46come on hello blair woods you got married and didn't tell me
00:22:56you're so dead
00:22:57well care to explain yourself yeah he's a love of my life i'm all in
00:23:12what's the feeling
00:23:16well care to explain yourself yeah he's a love of my life i'm all in
00:23:21wrong with some feeling
00:23:28two days ago you dipped out of your engagement and now you're married this rando
00:23:34not on my watch think about the family's reputation no grandma grandma please please we truly love each
00:23:41other
00:23:48yeah he is so sweet
00:23:52grandma it's real love i swear i'll i'll hand over all my password okay bank accounts crypto netflix
00:23:59literally everything what
00:24:04yeah he is gonna give me everything we don't need this pocket change
00:24:11we don't need this pocket change but fine if this kid makes you happy then
00:24:17how do you know about my migraines oh uh blair oh she mentioned it in passing they get really bad
00:24:43when you're stressed out i thought i'd learn some hacks yeah just in case
00:24:52that's very sweet actually the last one couldn't even pretend to care
00:24:57all he did was ask me for my money i can't believe i was so blind grandma must be really disappointed in me
00:25:04my bad grandma but it's over from now on i'm taking back full control
00:25:09sweetheart i get it a bad marriage is hell and even if it's moments before the vows you can walk away
00:25:18so love who you love
00:25:24as for you
00:25:27i ever find out that you mistreated my granddaughter
00:25:31you'll regret it for the rest of your life
00:25:33grandma i'm your precious granddaughter
00:25:58i don't know
00:26:01game time target's been spotted
00:26:11where is he what is taking him so long
00:26:16oh my god leon what happened what happened
00:26:19what happened did somebody ambush you mission's done but someone tagged me
00:26:33can't find the damn wound i can't stop the bleeding that's it we're going to the ER no
00:26:39that's it we're going to the ER no no hospitals it's too risky you help me find the bullet hole i'll
00:26:45patch the wind myself okay okay uh
00:26:58leo
00:27:01what day is it are you seriously checking a calendar while i'm bleeding out
00:27:05plot twist so you actually didn't get shot you just got your period sorry babe
00:27:22oh here breathe with me
00:27:28what's your play here i'm helping you with your cramps
00:27:31by holding my hands
00:27:35science studies show the holding hands of people you care about actually reduces pain so
00:27:40even for fake couples
00:27:45study show the holding hands of people you care about actually reduces pain so
00:27:50even for fake couples you know maybe you should try not talking and maybe you should stop reading
00:27:54fake news it's not fake news
00:28:01so
00:28:04are you feeling any better now i actually do feel less wrecked
00:28:08told you honestly i don't normally grant this bad but i'm sure your super secret agent cardio didn't
00:28:15help yeah your endurance sucks but i showed up that she nearly took me out looks like i'm flunking this evaluation
00:28:26why do you do it like real talk why do you do it the super secret agent stuff
00:28:31she seems like dangerous to have
00:28:34for my foster mom
00:28:37this is her
00:28:43well she looks really kind
00:28:48she was
00:28:51she taught me how to survive
00:28:52this is how you got in the agency
00:28:58yeah
00:29:00i won't disappoint her
00:29:03okay i'll help you
00:29:04is the evaluation get your spot back
00:29:07no absolutely not end of discussion
00:29:11but no no absolutely not end of discussion you're not doing it i can't let you risk your life
00:29:18okay well uh besides me who else is gonna help you the body's yours the muscle memory's still there
00:29:25and all the other stuff i don't know i mean like teacher you're the super secret agent right
00:29:29i don't think you understand how dangerous this job is
00:29:34i can't afford to lose you too
00:29:36okay all right come on
00:29:39what you're planning on doing your dirty work in my delicate little body forever
00:29:43no i'm not doing this for free i want three favors from you
00:29:47non-negotiable
00:29:50fine
00:29:59what the hell just happened did she seriously just pat my head like i'm a puppy
00:30:03why why did that make me feel weirdly happy
00:30:07all right get it together liam it was just a kiss
00:30:16oh god what did i just do did i kiss him why the hell would i kiss him wait do i like him
00:30:31wow you can actually cook for a second i was thinking you're promoting me to my future husband
00:30:46okay enough talking eat up it's the last moment of happiness you'll have today
00:30:57this is the whole point that's just the table of contents
00:31:01okay okay so just out of curiosity is it too late to back out now
00:31:04okay
00:31:12uh
00:31:1349
00:31:1550
00:31:15Hey, keep going. Don't slow down.
00:31:19This pain isn't humane.
00:31:21That was just the warm-up.
00:31:23What?
00:31:26Oh, damn.
00:31:30My body's kind of hot.
00:31:35Oh, damn.
00:31:38My body's kind of hot.
00:31:39Okay, answer yourself.
00:31:41That's enough for today.
00:31:43I'll make you a protein meal.
00:31:45Baby, I need you back, I do.
00:31:51You know your body needs me, too.
00:31:55What are you doing now?
00:31:57Come do it.
00:32:01Okay, relax.
00:32:03That's your own body.
00:32:05When we switch back,
00:32:07I am so writing a fantasy novel about this.
00:32:09Kissing myself.
00:32:10A memoir.
00:32:11Don't you dare.
00:32:12Don't flatter yourself.
00:32:13The main character's not going to be based on you.
00:32:14That's even worse.
00:32:15Anyway, after lunch, I have something special to show you.
00:32:21Oh, let me guess.
00:32:22Uh, rare jewelry?
00:32:24Ancient army facts.
00:32:26Oh, I know.
00:32:27Uh, limited edition hair vest?
00:32:28My babies.
00:32:35Impressive, right?
00:32:37These are what you call babies?
00:32:39God, I never should have trusted somebody who washes their face with bar soap.
00:32:44Now, just pick one for me.
00:32:45No.
00:32:46You have to touch it yourself.
00:32:48You'll know which one's right.
00:32:49You're my wife now.
00:32:52I won't allow anything to compromise your safety.
00:32:55Well, technically, I'm your husband.
00:32:57Well, then, pick a damn gun, dear husband.
00:33:01How about this one?
00:33:08Not bad.
00:33:09It's an M200.
00:33:10Longest range sniper rifle on earth.
00:33:13But, it's bolt action.
00:33:15It's definitely not beginner friendly.
00:33:19Okay.
00:33:19This is fun.
00:33:25This one.
00:33:30Hey.
00:33:43Can I raise your weapon?
00:33:46Gun up.
00:33:49Tuck your elbow in.
00:33:54Are you listening?
00:33:59Are you even listening to me?
00:34:01Yeah.
00:34:02Of course.
00:34:04Okay.
00:34:06Lesson one.
00:34:07Observation.
00:34:09Choose any target you want.
00:34:11I'm sorry, I'm just...
00:34:14So...
00:34:15Wait.
00:34:19Oh, my God.
00:34:21That's Tasha.
00:34:22Tasha, my bestie.
00:34:24Oh, that is wild.
00:34:26What are the odds?
00:34:27Oh, my God.
00:34:28I'm going to text her later.
00:34:37Who's cheating bastards?
00:34:39I don't want to...
00:34:40So, no, you're not.
00:34:46Well, don't you look sexy.
00:34:51So, what happened with you and Blair?
00:34:54I want to talk about it.
00:34:56Some pretty boy showed up out of nowhere and stole her from me.
00:34:59What?
00:35:01And you just gave up?
00:35:02What?
00:35:03Do you know how hard I worked to introduce you to that cash cow?
00:35:07Do you have any idea how difficult it is to find someone so rich and gullible?
00:35:12I'm just getting a little tired of following her around like a lap dog.
00:35:19It's pathetic.
00:35:20Honey, honey.
00:35:22Just stick with it a little longer.
00:35:25Do it for our baby.
00:35:27We need her money.
00:35:29I did everything for her.
00:35:42I gave her everything.
00:35:44When the mean girls bullied her at school, who confronted them?
00:35:48Me.
00:35:52And now she has the nerve to play kissy face with me.
00:35:55Okay, you've been crying for three hours.
00:35:58If you're that upset, why don't you just say something?
00:36:01I know.
00:36:02You know what?
00:36:03I should have.
00:36:05I should have.
00:36:06They're not going to get away with this.
00:36:10They used me for my money, and I'm not going to let somebody who betrayed me get off crazy.
00:36:20And now she has the nerve to ask me out?
00:36:29Fine.
00:36:30Fine.
00:36:32You want to play?
00:36:34Let's play.
00:36:40Wait.
00:36:41I fully endorse you giving them a reality check, but I am terrible with Fama.
00:36:45Well, and I suck at being a secret agent, but you still owe me two favors, remember?
00:36:49Wow.
00:36:50Okay.
00:36:50So you're resorting to your husband to do your dirty work?
00:36:53Let's go.
00:36:54To your husband.
00:36:55Blair?
00:36:56I haven't been able to stop thinking about you since you left me at the engagement party.
00:37:21I get it.
00:37:22I messed up.
00:37:23And I'm sorry, okay?
00:37:25But I just, I can't imagine life without you.
00:37:30And hey, I'm willing to forget the fact that you slept with other men if you just get back with me.
00:37:38This manipulative piece of trash.
00:37:43Bastard.
00:37:49You must be Blair's new guy.
00:37:51I'm Tasha.
00:37:52Her best friend.
00:37:53Oh, you mean the kind of best friend who sleeps with her fiancé?
00:37:59Oh, you mean the kind of best friend that sleeps with a friend's fiancé?
00:38:02That's new.
00:38:04Don't be like that.
00:38:06You're kind of hot, you know?
00:38:08No wonder Blair chose to be with you.
00:38:13I have some self-respect.
00:38:15And for the record, I am not Blair's boyfriend.
00:38:17I'm her husband.
00:38:19What?
00:38:21Already married?
00:38:22Well, can't say I'm surprised.
00:38:26Blair's gorgeous and rich, sure.
00:38:29But in case you don't know, she literally ran out on her wedding.
00:38:33Such a spoiled brat.
00:38:35Okay, so then what's this, this little ambush thing today?
00:38:37Is that all part of your master plan to force her back with Ethan?
00:38:40What do you get out of all this?
00:38:41What do I get out of this?
00:38:43Oh, baby.
00:38:44Nothing makes me happier than seeing her miserable.
00:38:47Oh, my God.
00:38:50I'm grateful to one girl to be.
00:38:52Absolutely shameless.
00:38:54I feel sorry for her boyfriend.
00:38:56For a guy.
00:38:58Blair, I just want to know what I did wrong.
00:39:01You leaving wrecked me, and I just wanted you to give us another chance.
00:39:05What, you're the one who's wrecked?
00:39:07God, what's next?
00:39:08You're going to say you have morning sickness because of me?
00:39:14Hey, you.
00:39:18Backstabbing bitch.
00:39:19You like sharing men so much?
00:39:21Keep your shared man to yourself.
00:39:23Are you insane?
00:39:28You, you're making things up.
00:39:30Oh, that's how it's going to go?
00:39:32All right.
00:39:33So then.
00:39:34Everyone, airdrop's on.
00:39:37Just let me know if you want to.
00:39:46You bitch.
00:39:48You spied on me.
00:39:50Watch out.
00:39:51You cheated, you lied, and now you want to hit a woman?
00:39:55Nice job, Ethan.
00:39:56You are a disgrace to mankind.
00:39:58Oh, you're scared now?
00:40:00Five minutes ago, you were such a badass.
00:40:02If you ever show your face again, I will put you back in the dirt every single fucking time.
00:40:11Both of you are going to regret this.
00:40:14You better watch your backs.
00:40:16Please.
00:40:21Did you see his face?
00:40:28This is so exciting.
00:40:30Wait, how did you get this footage?
00:40:32Oh, please.
00:40:33My line of work?
00:40:34Pick up a few hacking skills.
00:40:37Hmm.
00:40:37I don't think so.
00:40:39I don't think so.
00:40:43Whatever.
00:40:45Ah!
00:40:47Damn it!
00:40:48Nobody makes a fool out of me.
00:40:51Time to activate our little problem solver.
00:40:54I'm going to destroy Blair Woods' complete land.
00:41:04Oh, shit.
00:41:07Can you hear me of this?
00:41:15Hello?
00:41:16Miss Woods, you need to get back to the office right now.
00:41:19Something's gone down.
00:41:20Okay.
00:41:27Bye.
00:41:28Jesus, come on.
00:41:35Thank God you're here.
00:41:38We've got a problem.
00:41:39Hey, besties.
00:41:40Today we're confronting this Woods company face-to-face.
00:41:45Let's get justice.
00:41:46What exactly are you accusing us of?
00:41:50This.
00:41:51This is what your cream did to my face.
00:41:54What?
00:41:55That is impossible.
00:41:56Our face creams are made with all natural products.
00:41:58There's no additives, and we've never had a reaction to this ever.
00:42:00You're all saying this, right?
00:42:02Thousands of you are watching.
00:42:04Don't let them dislike me.
00:42:06Fine.
00:42:07If you claim this product did that, I'll test it right now.
00:42:11And if there's a reaction, I'll double your compensation.
00:42:14Oh, yeah.
00:42:16Go on.
00:42:17Enjoy this specially enhanced cream, honey.
00:42:27Let me guess.
00:42:29You were hoping I'd slather this sulfuric acid-laced cream on my face and burn it off?
00:42:33How the hell does she know?
00:42:36Run this to the lab compared to stock samples.
00:42:39I want results in an hour.
00:42:40What?
00:42:41No.
00:42:41I would never do something like this.
00:42:43Do you know how important a face is to an influencer?
00:42:47I would never risk my own face just to frame you.
00:42:52Wait.
00:42:54Wait.
00:42:54You dare question my wife's reputation?
00:43:04Nice sign.
00:43:06That face rash is makeup.
00:43:08Are you serious?
00:43:09Are you serious?
00:43:10Are you serious?
00:43:11Attempted assault, defamation, fraud.
00:43:14Congratulations.
00:43:14Your career as an influencer is over.
00:43:16Security.
00:43:17Security.
00:43:18No.
00:43:18No.
00:43:18No.
00:43:19I'm so sorry.
00:43:20I didn't mean to.
00:43:21It wasn't a mistake.
00:43:21No.
00:43:22Let go of me.
00:43:23Let me go.
00:43:24Come on.
00:43:25Come on.
00:43:26No.
00:43:27No.
00:43:27No.
00:43:27No.
00:43:28No.
00:43:28No.
00:43:28No.
00:43:29I'll admit, you were surprisingly useful.
00:43:38I know, but something's bugging me.
00:43:41How'd she get in here?
00:43:42No clearance, no invite.
00:43:44It's weird, right?
00:43:44You might want to check for a mole within your company.
00:43:52You cleaned that thing like a hundred times today.
00:43:55Are you still thinking about the mole?
00:43:57Someone let that liar waltz into your office?
00:44:00That is not a rookie move.
00:44:03I bet your ex-fiance Ethan's behind it.
00:44:07You got proof?
00:44:09Both of you are going to regret this.
00:44:12You better watch your backs.
00:44:13I call it a secret agent's hunch.
00:44:21One day, I'm going to blow his brains out.
00:44:25We're agents, not assassins.
00:44:28Quit pouting.
00:44:29Grab your jacket.
00:44:30We're going out.
00:44:39This place is nice.
00:44:40No, you're not here to party.
00:44:42Secret agent's HQ.
00:44:43You see that bartender over there?
00:44:51He's going to take you to Marion.
00:44:53She hands out the assignments.
00:44:55Wait, you're not coming with me?
00:44:56Well, the agency doesn't exactly welcome strangers, so you'll have to go alone.
00:45:00And, just a heads up, Marion's a little obsessed.
00:45:09Of course she is.
00:45:11You really need a broken heart temper, huh?
00:45:13Relax.
00:45:13I've never even touched you.
00:45:16You're so messy.
00:45:20Messy.
00:45:20Hey, Brady.
00:45:42Hey, Brady.
00:45:42You alone?
00:45:43I'm going to get you a drink.
00:45:48Hey, where you going, sweetheart?
00:45:50Let's have a little phone.
00:45:52Fuck off.
00:45:52Come on.
00:45:55Just relax a little.
00:45:56It's all right, aren't you?
00:45:59Take a seat.
00:46:00Take a seat.
00:46:01Come on.
00:46:01Take a seat.
00:46:02Take a seat.
00:46:02Do you want to play rough, you little bitch?
00:46:17Okay, look.
00:46:18You have been on me ever since I walked in tonight.
00:46:21I mean, I'm here on a mission, not whatever this is.
00:46:23And I'm giving you one.
00:46:26After we handle more pressing matters,
00:46:29you've got all night, baby.
00:46:33Nothing going on with her, huh?
00:46:35Men are full of shit.
00:46:37Sorry, baby.
00:46:39Not tonight.
00:46:41Let me guess.
00:46:42This is about her.
00:46:44What?
00:46:48Are you serious?
00:46:50You've turned me down for months,
00:46:53and you're ready to break protocol for that girl?
00:46:56Excuse me.
00:46:57That is not that girl.
00:46:58That is my wife.
00:46:59You gave her this?
00:47:00Yeah.
00:47:01The elite agent, Ray?
00:47:02Obviously.
00:47:04She's a nobody.
00:47:07She's a nobody.
00:47:09Okay, well, I'm going to share whatever I have with my partner, so...
00:47:16An agent dreaming of love like some civilian.
00:47:20You're so childish.
00:47:26Wake up.
00:47:27This mission comes straight from the chief.
00:47:29There is no room but mistakes.
00:47:32Right.
00:47:33Well, save your concern.
00:47:44Chief, are you sure Nighthawk is the right choice for this mission?
00:47:49Of course.
00:47:51Of course.
00:47:51He's married, Blair.
00:47:52It could compromise everything.
00:47:58Even better.
00:48:00That's exactly what I hoped for.
00:48:04Let's see if my little bird stays loyal.
00:48:08Or breaks.
00:48:08You little bitch.
00:48:14You want to play rough?
00:48:15You're asking for it.
00:48:16Yeah, well, let me show you what a real man's capable of, you filthy whore.
00:48:26Nighthawk?
00:48:27Wait.
00:48:28Who's Nighthawk?
00:48:29Nighthawk.
00:48:29It's you.
00:48:30Oh, my God.
00:48:31Are you deaf?
00:48:32She said no.
00:48:33Listen, Nighthawk, please.
00:48:34I didn't know.
00:48:34I didn't know she was your girl.
00:48:35I'm sorry.
00:48:37You know what?
00:48:37You're lucky.
00:48:39Get lost.
00:48:43Pray that we don't meet again, bitch.
00:48:46You okay?
00:48:47I'm sorry I didn't get there sooner.
00:49:04It's not your fault.
00:49:06I just haven't felt that helpless in so long.
00:49:10It's like I was right back in my childhood, trying to survive.
00:49:16Yeah.
00:49:17Don't worry.
00:49:23And now and I'll protect you.
00:49:40Okay, careful.
00:49:41If you keep looking at me like that, I think you actually like...
00:49:44What?
00:49:45Oh, what?
00:49:46No, I...
00:49:47You're in my body.
00:49:49I'm just protecting my property.
00:49:51Plus, you're the one with secret admirers crawling all over you.
00:49:55No, Marion doesn't count.
00:49:57It's nothing between us.
00:49:59I've never had the luxury of a normal relationship because of my job.
00:50:04I mean, we...
00:50:06I technically were already married, so you could quit your job and work for my company.
00:50:14I'll take care of you.
00:50:15Okay.
00:50:16It's not my way of living.
00:50:18Besides, you're my wife.
00:50:20I should be the one supporting you.
00:50:23But who said that I agreed to be your wife?
00:50:29Have you thought about what we'll do?
00:50:31We're stuck in these bodies forever.
00:50:32Yeah, I mean, not ideal, but I don't know.
00:50:41I can get used to it.
00:50:43I just have to learn how to pee standing up.
00:50:49Well, with you around, it might not be so bad.
00:50:52And then I'll just study really hard at being good at six, as a man.
00:51:01Okay.
00:51:01Um, no, we're going to switch back.
00:51:04It's fine.
00:51:04I'll figure it out.
00:51:05Oh, you're not interested in that?
00:51:09Oh, my God.
00:51:09I will never understand men and their weird pride.
00:51:12Okay, shut up.
00:51:15Um, let's get back to business, find out who our next target is.
00:51:19Wait, our target's an international spy?
00:51:27Oh, wait, that's me.
00:51:28No, come on.
00:51:28I am not an international spy.
00:51:31This is a mistake.
00:51:33That's a mistake.
00:51:34No.
00:51:36You know, no, I've heard rumors at the agency.
00:51:38They call it the X-Files.
00:51:41It's, uh, fake missions to cover up dirty work for billionaires.
00:51:46You sure you didn't piss off the wrong person?
00:51:49Ethan, son of a bitch.
00:51:54Okay.
00:52:05Okay.
00:52:07Uh, hack the system and trace the payments.
00:52:11It's definitely, Ethan.
00:52:14Fine.
00:52:15You want to play dirty?
00:52:16I'll play dirty.
00:52:19What's your plan?
00:52:19So, you know that company that's under his name?
00:52:23Yeah, that was a birthday gift from me.
00:52:25It's back when I was stupid.
00:52:27And I'm going to take it back.
00:52:30Done.
00:52:31Well, there should be enough evidence to sink in.
00:52:34Bastard.
00:52:38Looks like your email's working.
00:52:40Hmm?
00:52:40Tomorrow's headlines just found their next star.
00:52:44Nice.
00:52:45Your scandal is everywhere, Ethan.
00:52:49Everyone knows you cheated on the Woods heiress.
00:52:52Our company's talk is crashing because of this.
00:52:55So you better give us an answer by today.
00:52:58What the hell is PR doing then?
00:53:00Get those headlines scrubbed.
00:53:03Now!
00:53:03Let's be real.
00:53:04Our PR team is a joke compared to what Woods' family's got.
00:53:08Do the right thing, Ethan.
00:53:10Step down now.
00:53:12Or, I'll make sure the board votes you out.
00:53:15Step down?
00:53:17Step down?
00:53:18I am the chairman of this company.
00:53:20You cannot remove me from it.
00:53:22Are you sure about that?
00:53:24Blair.
00:53:25You've got a lot of nerves showing up to my company.
00:53:29Is this your company?
00:53:31Security?
00:53:33What do you want me to do?
00:53:35Remove that.
00:53:36Are you deaf?
00:53:37Remove that!
00:53:38Sorry, Ethan.
00:53:40We're actually not here to chat.
00:53:42We're here to be your new bosses.
00:53:43What the hell are you talking about?
00:53:47Sorry, Ethan.
00:53:48We're actually not here to chat.
00:53:49We're here to be your new bosses.
00:53:51What the hell are you talking about?
00:53:53Okay.
00:53:53Well, let's go through the fine print, shall we?
00:54:00Blair Woods now owns 51% of the company,
00:54:05making her the majority shareholder
00:54:07and, as such,
00:54:09the chairwoman
00:54:09has complete hiring and firing authority.
00:54:13Ethan Grayson,
00:54:15Tasha Blake,
00:54:16you are fired.
00:54:18No, no, no.
00:54:20You see,
00:54:20I built this company from nothing.
00:54:22You cannot just take it from me.
00:54:25Buddy,
00:54:25take a long, hard looking man
00:54:27if you even have one.
00:54:28This company,
00:54:29I,
00:54:30my wife
00:54:31built it
00:54:32and she gave it to you
00:54:33and now she's taken it back.
00:54:34So, you got a problem?
00:54:35Oh, and one more thing,
00:54:37we know about the little influencer.
00:54:38We've already filed a suit
00:54:39for credit to a competition,
00:54:40so,
00:54:41get ready to be served.
00:54:42Girls like you
00:54:43would never understand.
00:54:45I worked my ass off to get here
00:54:47and you think you can
00:54:48just stroll in and take it?
00:54:50Can't I have one
00:54:52damn thing
00:54:52without you
00:54:53stealing it too?
00:54:54No.
00:54:54Somebody call an ambulance.
00:55:10I think
00:55:11we're the same thing.
00:55:12Yes.
00:55:13Sorry, they're safe.
00:55:14Raven,
00:55:24I want the best
00:55:25version you have
00:55:26here in 20 minutes.
00:55:27I don't care if you have
00:55:27to drive you around in chains.
00:55:34If he dies,
00:55:35I will make sure
00:55:36that you go down with him.
00:55:41Ten years retired.
00:55:42I didn't expect
00:55:44to be pulled out of bed
00:55:45for your gunpoint
00:55:46and choppered here tonight.
00:55:48Desperate times, doctor.
00:55:49Lucky, you acted fast.
00:55:51Ten minutes later,
00:55:53he'd be gone.
00:55:55Come on, doc.
00:55:56Let's do this
00:55:57to love with some privacy.
00:56:09Why did you take
00:56:10the hit for me?
00:56:12I mean,
00:56:15what if you died?
00:56:17What the hell
00:56:17would I do then?
00:56:27It hurts,
00:56:28doesn't it?
00:56:31I wish I could
00:56:31take the pain for you.
00:56:33I wish I could
00:56:33take the pain for you.
00:56:34I wish I could
00:56:36take the pain
00:56:50to death.
00:56:51Do you want to
00:56:52go down?
00:56:53No way, we switched back, no way, we switched back, Liam, Liam, wake up, we're back, we switched
00:57:19back. Wait, I haven't brushed my teeth or anything. I don't fucking care, waited too long. It's
00:57:41gone, everything's gone, you have to help me. Pathetic, you've got some nerve calling me.
00:57:47Gloria, you're the one who gave the order, this is on you. So, if you want your little
00:57:53secret going in public, I suggest you help me. Fine, one last shot. I want Blair out of
00:58:00the picture, this time for good.
00:58:02How are you feeling? Do you want something? What, do you need something? Didn't she say
00:58:17holding hands helps with pain? Didn't you say that was fake news? Yeah, well, I did some
00:58:22research. It turns out, uh, if it's somebody you love, it actually works. Yeah, well, I
00:58:29did some research. It turns out, uh, if it's somebody you love, it actually works.
00:58:34Um, okay. Well, since you're so into me, um, I guess you can stay in my husband for a little
00:58:49longer.
00:58:49You know, I never thought that I'd fall in love with somebody who can't. I mean, this
00:59:01whole body switch nonsense happened, but somehow I switched back. I guess prayers really do
00:59:11work. Um, I'm gonna get some water. Wow. The infamously cold-blooded agent taking a knife
00:59:31for a woman. It's romantic enough to make me cry. Almost. Can you not? What do you want?
00:59:39Does it ever occur to you what's going to happen when your cover gets blown? You get
00:59:43one life, Liam. How many times are you gonna throw it in front of hers? He's right. As long
00:59:49as she's with me, she'll always be in danger. God, what the hell do I do?
01:00:03You know, I do hate to break up this little soap opera, but you do realize that there is
01:00:07a third wheel here, right? Um, okay. I'm gonna understand. You guys talk.
01:00:18What? Spit it out?
01:00:21Just a heads up, Liam. You blew off the mission. You pissed off the client. Glory's not exactly
01:00:27pleased with you. I'm just saying. Watch your back. Understood. But no one's touching Blair. Not
01:00:38now, not ever.
01:00:49All this fuss. For a girl.
01:00:51You know what's funny? You raise a little bird long enough, they start to think that they
01:00:58can fly. All on their own. I'm sorry, ma'am. Save it. Go take your punishment.
01:01:05This Blair Woods has to die.
01:01:22Hey, Queen. What are you doing tonight? Wanna have some fun? Okay, cool.
01:01:28Liam. Liam, we should go dancing tonight. We can finally relax a bit. I'm not going.
01:01:38Figures. Guess you only stuck around because of the body swap. Real husband material, huh?
01:01:45We should probably finalize the divorce.
01:01:47What are you talking about? That was the deal, right? Once we switch back, we call it?
01:02:01Fine. It's not like I'm desperate to stay married to you anyways.
01:02:08Cheers. You've been married for how long now? And we've never even seen your husband. Come on.
01:02:28Bring him out tonight. No, it's like a fake marriage. We're going to get divorced soon.
01:02:33Yeah, but you still like him, though. I mean, I... Then go for it. Playing it safe is never your style.
01:02:46Wait, no, girl. You are wasted. I'm calling a cab. No. No, come on. I never get to have fun anymore.
01:02:54Please, you can go out whenever you want. It's not like your husband's going to stop you.
01:02:59You don't have to say it like that.
01:03:01Mm-hmm. Oh, my God. Who is this hottie?
01:03:22Oh, my God. Who is that hottie?
01:03:25How much have you had to drink, huh?
01:03:28Where? Who's this?
01:03:29I'm her husband.
01:03:31Nice to meet you.
01:03:34Damn, Blair. Where did you find him? He looks like he walked off a CQ cover.
01:03:39Yeah, I literally bumped into him on the street.
01:03:43Seriously? Damn, girl, you are so lucky.
01:03:46What does he do?
01:03:48Um, he's...
01:03:51A model.
01:03:52Yeah, he's a model.
01:03:54I knew it! Come on, show us some photos.
01:03:57No, no, no, another time, I promise.
01:03:59But tonight, I'm going to steal my wife away from you because she's a little drunk.
01:04:03What? No!
01:04:05Bye, Blair!
01:04:07I'm back soon!
01:04:08Jeez, okay, slow down.
01:04:14No, you're going too fast.
01:04:17You really are a lightweight, huh?
01:04:18Yeah, ma.
01:04:21Thanks, though.
01:04:23Thanks for what?
01:04:24For picking me up.
01:04:26Even though you ignored my calls, asshole.
01:04:28Well, I want more than just a thanks.
01:04:35Okay.
01:04:37Just breathe.
01:04:39Here.
01:04:40I'm going to put you right here.
01:04:43You okay?
01:04:48Thanks.
01:04:49I'm going to grab you some water.
01:04:52Wait here.
01:04:52Ew.
01:04:52Ew.
01:04:53Ew.
01:04:54Ew.
01:04:54Ew.
01:04:54Ew.
01:04:54Ew.
01:04:54Ew.
01:04:54Ew.
01:04:54Ew.
01:04:55Ew.
01:04:55Ew.
01:04:55Ew.
01:04:58What the hell?
01:05:10If you scream, I'll kill you.
01:05:21Claire!
01:05:24Claire!
01:05:24Oh, well, I caught the esteemed CEO, Blair Woods,
01:05:54where's your knight in shining armor, huh?
01:05:57I wouldn't get so cocky.
01:06:00That look.
01:06:02I hate that look.
01:06:04It makes me feel like I'm an insect.
01:06:06Who are you to look down on me?
01:06:09Well, you are just a parasite living off of women's success, so why would I respect you?
01:06:15Cute.
01:06:16Very cute.
01:06:18Keep running your mouth, Blair.
01:06:20You're not getting out of here tonight.
01:06:21You know, the thought that I ever dated you makes me want to throw up.
01:06:30Nice.
01:06:31Well, you want to know something fun, Blair, do you?
01:06:34I don't even want you dead.
01:06:37Someone else does.
01:06:38You made enemies, babe.
01:06:40Big ones.
01:06:44Raven.
01:06:45I need you to get me Blair's location.
01:06:47Use every connection you have.
01:06:48No screw-ups.
01:06:49But, if you transfer all of your shares into my account, I might just tell you who actually
01:06:58wants you dead.
01:07:01In your dreams, loser.
01:07:03You are one ungrateful bitch.
01:07:11A jam.
01:07:12Perfect.
01:07:12A jam!
01:07:14You got lucky.
01:07:17Probably not twice in a row.
01:07:18Hey.
01:07:28Blair.
01:07:37Are you okay?
01:07:38You keep saving me if you're just going to push me away.
01:07:40I was scared.
01:07:53Scared that you'd get hurt because of me.
01:07:55But I'm done pushing you away, Blair.
01:07:58I'm not going to let you go again.
01:08:01How the hell did you find us?
01:08:04My turn.
01:08:18Who sent you?
01:08:20I!
01:08:22You were in way over your head.
01:08:29Fine.
01:08:30I'll tell you.
01:08:33I'll tell you.
01:08:35It was the agency.
01:08:37You know?
01:08:38The ones that the legendary Nighthawk works for.
01:08:41And you guys pissed off the wrong viewers.
01:08:45What?
01:08:48What?
01:08:49What?
01:08:52Stay behind me.
01:08:53Nice, Liam.
01:09:06Still sharp.
01:09:08Just as I trained you.
01:09:17Couldn't even get the job done.
01:09:19It's not a nerve to run his mouth.
01:09:21Aesthetic.
01:09:24Mom?
01:09:25Gloria?
01:09:27Long time to see you, Blair.
01:09:32You're looking more in hell like your father all the time.
01:09:35Trust me.
01:09:36That is not a compliment.
01:09:40My father.
01:09:41Didn't anyone tell you?
01:09:43I'm Gloria.
01:09:44Liam's loving foster mom.
01:09:47And your dear sweet aunt.
01:09:51Hey, Gloria.
01:09:55What are you talking about?
01:09:59Of course your grandmother never mentioned me.
01:10:02She only ever had eyes for her precious son.
01:10:05But don't worry.
01:10:06I killed your father.
01:10:08She'll think I'm going to kill you.
01:10:10And then little old witch is next.
01:10:13You mean that my father's death wasn't an accident?
01:10:16No.
01:10:18No, no.
01:10:20He got in my way.
01:10:22You all did.
01:10:24The Woods family fortune should have been mine.
01:10:30And you, Liam.
01:10:31Time to come home, good boy.
01:10:47So you're choosing her over me?
01:10:50I'm not going to let anyone hurt her.
01:10:53Not even you.
01:10:54Fine.
01:10:56Then you will die with her.
01:10:58What's happening?
01:11:20Poison gas.
01:11:21Now lay down and die quietly, won't you?
01:11:23You're breathing the same way that we are.
01:11:33And you're still standing.
01:11:35That means there must be an antidote.
01:11:38Clever.
01:11:39Must be that rotten wood family blood.
01:11:42But knowing this won't save you.
01:11:45I and I alone have the antidote.
01:11:47You really are my finest creation.
01:11:55Was everything I did never enough for you?
01:11:57I don't care.
01:12:00I'm never wanted it with mine.
01:12:01And it will crush anyone who gets in my way.
01:12:04Well, I'm not your weapon, Liam.
01:12:06If you try to hurt her, I'm going to fight you with everything you got.
01:12:09Even after everything that you did, Grandma still left half of her estate to you.
01:12:34She never stopped loving you.
01:12:37You don't deserve any of it.
01:12:38You don't deserve a damn thing.
01:12:41Why?
01:12:43After we finish him, you're next.
01:12:48Once I finish him, you're next.
01:12:54Glory Woods, drop the weapon and surrender.
01:12:58Hands up in the air.
01:12:59Turn around slowly.
01:13:01Don't reach for anything.
01:13:02Drop the weapon now.
01:13:05Hands up top of your head.
01:13:07Stop moving.
01:13:10Don't resist, lady.
01:13:11Turn around.
01:13:12She's reaching for something.
01:13:13Okay.
01:13:13Stand back.
01:13:15Wait a second.
01:13:17I swear I will kill them both.
01:13:19Gloria, stop.
01:13:21Your brother, he died trying to save you.
01:13:25You think he abandoned you?
01:13:27Gloria, no.
01:13:27He paid off that scumbag boyfriend of yours $10 million just to keep you safe.
01:13:35He pushed you away just to protect you.
01:13:40And even when you were gone, he watched over you until the day he died.
01:13:46You're lying.
01:13:48You're lying.
01:13:49You're just saying this to try to save her.
01:13:53I am not falling for it.
01:13:55Enough!
01:14:00This ends here.
01:14:02You're in the room.
01:14:06Put your hands behind me.
01:14:07No!
01:14:07No!
01:14:08Get off of me!
01:14:09Stop it!
01:14:09Who are you?
01:14:10Get the hell off of me!
01:14:12Who do you?
01:14:13Who?
01:14:13Get the hell off of me!
01:14:14You okay?
01:14:15Get the hell off of me!
01:14:45I'd fool you.
01:14:47Like I'm just tracking his stop to you.
01:14:51Didn't Gloria use you for years?
01:14:54Aren't you angry?
01:14:58I was.
01:15:00But, um...
01:15:02I don't know.
01:15:03Now I just...
01:15:05Because I'm done.
01:15:07Karen.
01:15:11From now on, I'll be by your side.
01:15:15Wow.
01:15:22Beautiful.
01:15:23Okay, just eat it.
01:15:24I made it with love.
01:15:26Okay, so, uh...
01:15:27Forks are actually kind of a challenge to me right now.
01:15:31Oh.
01:15:32Okay, so what I'm hearing is you want me to feed you.
01:15:36Okay.
01:15:37Okay.
01:15:43You know what I want more than pasta?
01:15:45Okay, what?
01:15:47You.
01:15:47Blair wins.
01:16:01Will you marry me?
01:16:05Again?
01:16:08But for real to say.
01:16:09Yeah.
01:16:09Yeah.
01:16:11Okay, wait.
01:16:18Okay.
01:16:18Yeah.
01:16:19Yeah.
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