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Heated Rivalry (2025) Season 1 Episode 2
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00:00Previously, Unheated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander, I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world.
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It was Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:19This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not going to tell anyone because no one can know.
00:23A whole lot of kids are going to be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:27So, what's my name going to be?
00:29Dream.
00:30How much pressure do you feel from the fans, from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:35Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:37What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:42Hollander, see you next season.
00:44You don't know that.
00:56You don't know that.
00:58You don't know that.
00:59You can stay.
01:00You can't stay, you're in our way
01:08Que los forever, que los forever
01:14Que los forever, que los forever
01:21You think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty
01:28Let's go
01:31Let's go
01:58A golden star, you think you're clever, good God
02:04She took a break, made a mistake, when she made the driver
02:10Que los forever, que los forever, que los forever
04:47Whatever you need, Captain.
04:49Hey, Hollander.
04:50Can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in late time?
04:52Oh, Mr. Hollander, what does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:00Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game, but it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team.
05:06And how about that other team?
05:10Helio Rosanoff has been on a tear lately.
05:12He had a hat-trick last week, and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race.
05:15Want to know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:16No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me.
05:19Thanks, guys.
05:19Mm-hmm.
05:20Mm-hmm.
05:20Mm-hmm.
06:52Wow, this Montreal girl works you out, brother.
06:59Shut your idiot face, Marley.
07:01You're straight up blushing, Ross.
07:02Well, no.
07:04Never in life have I blushed.
07:05Russians do not do this.
07:06You will murder me.
07:23Maybe.
07:24Get in.
07:26Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:36For how long?
07:37The whole game.
07:39You're such a fucking ass.
07:41You missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking did it.
07:45And I still beat your ass.
07:46Oh, barely.
07:53Wow, nice place.
07:55Thanks.
07:56I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman.
08:10Shut up.
08:11Mr. Landlord.
08:13You asked.
08:15No, I didn't.
08:29So what do you want me?
08:32In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:34Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:42Have I hired someone?
08:45A designer?
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49He's such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you'll like it.
08:55I'm going to smell the cigarettes from here.
08:58I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00And you shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:12No, you come here.
09:22He's the one.
09:25He's the one.
09:26Don't worry, it will fit.
09:45Oh, wow, wow.
09:47You think this will be enough?
09:49Fuck off.
09:56Where were you?
10:06Where were you?
10:14Please don't go.
10:19Please don't go.
10:26Oh, my God.
10:29Stay right here.
10:34He's okay.
10:38He's okay.
10:39Hmm?
10:40Oh, he's so close to me.
10:44Is he okay?
10:48He's okay.
10:52He's okay.
10:54Oh, he's so close to me.
10:56Is he okay?
10:58He's okay.
11:00Are you okay?
11:09It's you.
11:13It's you.
11:14You're okay.
11:17It's you.
11:21It's you.
11:25It's you.
11:26It's you.
11:28It's you.
11:29It's you.
11:30It's you.
11:54Are you?
11:56Oh, God.
11:57Oh, God.
12:03Oh, God.
12:04Oh, what the hell are you doing?
12:23Another bezel, dude.
12:25What?
12:27Shut up.
12:29I will show it now, okay?
12:35Stayin' by...
12:43Stayin' by...
12:49Stayin' by...
12:56You killed me, Lunder.
12:59I'm dead.
13:01That was so fuckin' hot.
13:08Worth the wait.
13:24I should go.
13:31So, uh, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:36Well, right.
13:38Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:42Mm, yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:47They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is threatening to wake up at 4am to watch every game.
13:52I bet, uh, your parents will be there, right?
13:57Mm-hmm.
13:58My father, yes.
13:59Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:03Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched. I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:08Dreaming of what? Ron's Medal?
14:11You fuckin' wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:19Don't fuck yourself, Rosno.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:25Your cab is definitely here.
14:32Okay.
14:37Bye.
14:38Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:50For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games, and there's already a contender for top story here in Sochi, Russia.
14:57What an embarrassing end to a promising year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:02A hard pill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom, Ilya Rosanoff, chosen as his country's captain.
15:09He's a hockey team.
15:10Briegan?
15:11He's a Jewish captain.
15:12He's a Uad Alain-Sol a new fan.
15:16On the blue moon, he's a US captain.
15:19I'm going to write to my free ticket, at least a four-inch turn.
15:22He's all in there and it's spot on theualt.
15:24He's all in there and it's spot on the Notice.
15:26I'm going to do this thing.
15:27You'll see better.
15:28You'll see more of my friends.
15:29I'm going to write to my family.
15:30I'm going to write to my wife.
15:31I guess I'm going to write to the Spanish captain.
15:33I'm going to write to the German man's hockey team.
15:34I'm going to write to my house, with his hand.
15:36And I'm going to write to the first captain.
15:37All right, what's up, motherfucker?
15:39Boys.
15:40Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Vani.
15:42At least he fucking lost Lafayette.
15:44Did you see that game?
15:45Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:47A debacle.
15:48Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:50Uh, I don't know.
15:51Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:53I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:55Uh-uh.
15:56So you say this year, baby, we're fucking coming for you.
15:58Okay.
15:58Trust me.
15:58You look great in Silver Vani, don't even stress.
16:00Oh, good one.
16:04Does your room have that smell?
16:06Yes.
16:07Yes, it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:10Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:11Yeah, he's probably right.
16:12The good news is, we're not going to be here alone.
16:14All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating here.
16:16My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:18We train together.
16:19Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:21I'd love to show up for him.
16:22Hell yeah, man.
16:23Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:26What do you mean?
16:29Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:32I mean, it's fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:35Hey, here's me.
16:38Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:41Fucking balls of steel, man.
16:42I'm sick, man.
16:43I'm scared.
16:46Well, I'm sorry.
16:50Yeah.
16:50Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:16I fucking hate it.
17:20I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:40Hey.
17:45Not here.
17:47No, I'm not.
17:50I saw you up here.
17:51I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:53Fine.
17:54Go sit down.
17:58We...
17:59We are not anything.
18:01Go away, Holander.
18:09Are you okay?
18:11Please, go.
18:12You didn't answer my text.
18:14No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:18Now you go.
18:20What?
18:21What?
18:22Fuck.
18:23What?
18:24Fuck.
18:25What?
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18:59What?
19:00What?
19:01What?
19:02What?
19:03What?
19:04I'm hungry.
19:05What?
19:06What?
19:07What?
19:08What?
19:09Well, they don't like you degree in America's league freedom.
19:12This is no area, a lie.
19:14Small hate is bring to pardon the lament of the childhood you showed off.
19:19Now I'm playing better than when I'm playing.
19:22Our team is damaged, the team is playing.
19:26Playing? What is this American absurd?
19:30You, captain, you make them playing.
19:34You always find someone who's guilty from childhood.
19:42Who is it to you?
19:45Your mother? She doesn't do this.
19:53No, father. Mom died.
20:00Do you remember her?
20:03I was in your case.
20:06Where's Polina?
20:09In Moscow?
20:12Of course.
20:15We need to go to the evening.
20:21To be able to meet the minister.
20:26Yes.
20:29Ready?
20:31Let's go.
20:33What's the matter?
20:34Of course, he's always the same.
20:35He's always the same.
20:36He's always the same.
20:37He's always the same.
20:38He's always the same.
20:39But what's he doing?
20:40He's always the same.
20:41He's always the same.
20:42He's always the same.
20:43What is he's B Dav feather?
20:44This is all but he's great.
20:45He's always the same.
20:46Than me.
20:47I'm Eiji from leaving America.
20:48Than you pay right away for is all good.
20:49So, good, good, good, good, good.
20:51And you're extremely good.
20:52He's a good question for you.
20:53Yes?
20:54It's a problem with leadership. It's always a problem with leadership.
20:59You're too much talking about leadership?
21:05I'm too much talking.
21:07You're my angel. You're too much talking.
21:11Especially when it's about hockey.
21:14Only when we win, Dad.
21:16I'm going to go to a bar, and he needs another one.
21:19Okay.
21:21Look how she's behind you.
21:24From the same time.
21:27I'm an angel.
21:28It would be nice if I remember it.
21:30I want to drink.
21:32No, I'll have something interesting.
21:49It's a bit late.
21:52It's been a long time, and I...
21:54It's been a long time, Sasha.
22:05I think you were good at it.
22:07I would say thank you, but I know that you didn't play any games.
22:10To be a whole life, you were a son of a tennis coach.
22:13You were able to do it without you.
22:16I sometimes call my name, when I ask for what it is, I call my name.
22:22In any case, it doesn't have any meaning for you.
22:25It doesn't? Why did you decide that?
22:28My father...
22:29Your father is a fool, who will ever kill you.
22:32You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:36And blame on these crazy games, when you have a real chance to win this year.
22:41Really?
22:42Yes, really.
22:43It's true that Hunter and Admiral won't go through New Jersey,
22:46but New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
22:50I think that in this year you will win Montreal.
22:53In this year?
22:54Yes, in this year.
22:55Because I think that Mitko is traumatized.
23:00Where do you know all this?
23:02On the extra sense.
23:04With a traumatized brother, you can't go there.
23:07You've seen the team quite well.
23:10You've seen the team quite well.
23:12You've seen the team quite well.
23:13You've seen the team quite well.
23:14You can win whoever you want on the West Coast.
23:17In Chicago, not probably the last.
23:19In the final, you're probably in San Francisco.
23:20And they're good.
23:21But too young.
23:22You'll win too many.
23:23San Francisco, and they are good, but they are too young.
23:27So you will win the Coupe Xenia for a year earlier than I did with my father.
23:36Thank you, I'm going to sleep.
23:38Tomorrow you should look ideal.
23:41You should look ideal.
23:43Right, but you need to agree with us.
23:47We'll see you in Boston.
23:50See you later.
23:53Well, how are you, Sash?
24:02Oh, it's cool.
24:06I just love this place.
24:09Clubs?
24:11It's my head.
24:13Girls.
24:15It's just a nice place.
24:17And boys?
24:19Well, you've seen French people, right, Ilya?
24:28Yes, Ilya?
24:30What?
24:31And boys, I'm not sure what I am.
24:35You don't know how to do, Ken.
24:39You don't know how to do.
24:41You don't know how to do.
24:43You don't know how to do.
24:45Because, before you were happy, you were happy.
24:56You remember?
25:08Here? Seriously?
25:11It was the danger that you had to leave. If you remember me, don't change it.
25:21We're already the kids, Sash.
25:26Yes, that's right.
25:33Let's stop.
25:35Okay, let's go somewhere else.
25:39No.
25:49Okay.
25:51I'll find a party.
25:54Okay.
26:03I'm happy to see you.
26:05I'm happy to see you.
26:24Captain's here.
26:25Yeah!
26:26Yeah!
26:27Yeah!
26:28Yeah!
26:29Yeah!
26:30What am I supposed to do with this?
26:31I don't know. My mom told me to get by.
26:32Oh, my God.
26:34You said you could have a good old meeting.
26:36There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:38Okay, playoffs are over. You cannot keep the beer.
26:40That's not a rule. You just make that up.
26:42Hollander, is that a rule?
26:43Unfortunately, it is.
26:44Fuck you, Hollander. You can barely even grow one.
26:46No, no. Fuck you, Swedish inbred.
26:48Fuck you.
26:49Come on, Jay.
26:50Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:51Stop it.
26:53Boys, it's starting.
26:55Turn it up.
26:56Turn it up.
26:57It's game six and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
27:00You know that Ilya Rozenov wants this bad.
27:02Rozenov and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:06A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:15Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:17Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:22I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:26I don't need to think about that.
27:27That was yesterday.
27:28That was before.
27:30Now, I only need one thing.
27:34I need to win.
27:38Here, at home, tonight.
27:42As much fun as it would have been to go to California and humiliate them there,
27:46but I want to hear our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:52I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:56I know you can do it.
27:58I've seen you fucking do it.
27:59I've seen every one of you do it.
28:02So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:07Because this is our fucking night.
28:12This is our fucking cup.
28:14You have fucking-
28:15Fuck San Francisco.
28:22Praise fucking's good.
28:23Well fuck you.
28:28I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:30to win the cap. Shane hates him the most. What? You hate Rosanoff. Of course. But he's very good at
28:39hockey. The best probably. Uh, no. You're the fucking best, All-Ander. Yeah. Not that animal
28:46shit show cock sucking Russia. Now that is that. The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions. What a
28:54comeback story this year from Ilya Rosanoff. The captain did absolutely everything in these
28:59playoffs. Leading his team in block shots. 15 shots against. And obviously,
29:04it's a couple of guys.
29:07That's an animal!
29:08Woo!
29:09Woo!
29:09Woo!
29:10Woo!
29:11Woo!
29:12Woo!
29:13Woo!
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29:56Woo!
29:57Woo!
29:58Woo!
29:59But the most important thing is the friends we make along the way.
30:06Hey, before we give out next award, can I get a selfie with you?
30:11What?
30:12Come on, when will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:15Okay, fine, but hurry up.
30:24Great, give me your number, I'll text them to you.
30:27No chance.
30:29And the Lord Talon Award for most sportsman-like player goes to...
30:34WHISTLE BLOWS
30:36WHISTLE BLOWS
30:38WHISTLE BLOWS
30:42WHISTLE BLOWS
30:44Oh, my God.
31:14Well...
31:17What?
31:19What the fuck do you want, Rosenhoff?
31:22You haven't answered a text from me in, like, six months.
31:26You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us,
31:29and then it's for some fucking clown show.
31:32So, yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:37Well?
31:41I want you to suck my dick.
31:43Oh, fuck you.
31:44You are unbelievable.
31:45You suck my dick.
32:00Maybe it's nice, Lee.
32:02No?
32:09Please.
32:14If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick,
32:19you will have to ask nicer than that.
32:20Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
32:33Please.
32:34No.
32:45No.
32:49What?
32:50No.
32:51We will go back to our seats, watch the rest of this boring show, and then go to boring
32:58party after.
32:59And then, when I've been waiting all night, you'll come back to my hotel room, and I will
33:08maybe, maybe, do more than just suck your dick.
33:12When did your English get so good?
33:19I, uh, I read the New Yorker now.
33:22Really?
33:23No.
33:24The New Yorker is boring.
33:28My dad loves it.
33:31Ah.
33:32So being boring is, is genetic.
33:34And let's make a deal.
33:45If you win MVP tonight, I will blow you, fuck you, whatever you want.
33:52And if you win?
34:04Good luck coming.
34:12Good luck coming.
34:12I'm going to be in this position.
34:30I'm going to be in this position.
34:40Congratulations.
35:00Now take off your clothes.
35:02You're such an asshole.
35:10I'm going to be in this position.
35:22I'm going to be in this position.
35:29What?
35:41Just a lot of windows.
35:55Good.
36:02Now get on the bed.
36:18This is a good hotel.
36:27Very nice vodka.
36:29It's hard to find in America.
36:31Okay.
36:33Touch yourself.
36:34What?
36:35Show up for me.
36:36I want to watch you.
36:37You what?
36:38It's my special day, Hollander.
36:39I want to watch.
36:40I've never...
36:41No shit.
36:42Fuck you.
36:43Give me some vodka at least.
36:44No, no, no.
36:45Vodka is for after.
36:46It's your reward.
36:48Give me some vodka at least.
36:50No, no, no.
36:51Vodka is for after.
36:52It's your reward.
36:54Grammy PUBLIC hoopty.
36:56Let's go get on the course.
36:59Continue then.
37:00Blesch...
37:01The $RTining 분들,
37:03Let's do...
37:04Oh, yes.
37:05're much better.
37:06Are the children here?
37:07I'm going to have trouble you if I want to do.
37:09No, no, no.
37:10Okay, what?
37:11What do you think?
37:12Ah...
37:13That's 000M creator.
37:14Okay.
37:15Ok, 100M size.
37:16Yes, kind of...
37:17Oh, no.
37:18Pick one.
37:19It's canon.
37:20Um...
37:21do you want to know how it feels how it feels holding the cup you fucking asshole i can barely
37:39describe it oh my god hollander
37:51are you gonna fuck me we will see
38:07i need
38:11what you know tell me
38:16you
38:23i need you
38:27you
38:34you
38:36you
38:38you
38:45you
38:47you
38:49you
38:56you
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39:00you
39:02you
39:04you
39:06you
39:09you
39:13you
39:24you
39:26so russia this year was something else
39:30it's intense there
39:37so are you heading back soon
39:43back
39:45to russia for the summit
39:47oh yes
39:49why
39:54what do you mean why
39:59do you have to
40:00there is no have to it's
40:02it's home
40:04yeah
40:05but
40:06i don't know is it safe
40:09yeah
40:10but
40:11i don't know is it safe
40:13what do you mean safe
40:16i don't know
40:18do you do you even like it there
40:22what difference does it make
40:26what difference does it make
40:31a pretty big one i think
40:40i need to sleep
40:41oh
40:43yeah me too i should uh
40:45you too i should uh
40:55so uh i'm off
40:59goodbye hollander
41:15i
41:17i
41:18don't know
41:19anything
41:21i don't know
41:22but
41:23i think
41:25but
41:26i
41:28hope
41:29that's
41:30won
41:31well
41:32good
41:33yeah
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