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00:00Leave the damn judge.
00:01Get ready to see real cases.
00:03I want you out my house.
00:04Real drama and real money on the line.
00:06I gave her my kitten.
00:08Give it back.
00:09And I'm bringing my friends to court as my jury.
00:11My boy!
00:13Y'all may have started this mess,
00:14but you know I'm going to sell it.
00:16Miss Pat. Miss Pat.
00:17You dropping teeth.
00:18See, that's my suit.
00:19You smoking dope.
00:20That was my asthma pump.
00:22Y'all must have a good time together.
00:23We do.
00:24All rise, because court is back in session.
00:29You might as well keep your hands and feet
00:31inside the courtroom at all times,
00:33because it's about to be a crazy-ass ride.
00:35All rise for Miss Pat.
00:41Hey, y'all.
00:42Hey.
00:43Y'all sit down.
00:45Hey, Drew.
00:46Hey.
00:47How you doing there?
00:48Blessing and highly favored.
00:49That's a lot.
00:51All right, bailiff.
00:52Get the bailiff in, bailiff.
00:54This is the case of Jackson versus Simone.
00:57Please enter the courtroom.
00:59Plaintiff Jammie Jackson is suing her friend
01:01and fellow comedian Coco for $2,100,
01:04the amount she says Coco made selling tickets
01:07that weren't hers to sell.
01:09Defendant Coco Simone says Jammie must be joking.
01:12She sold the tickets, so she should get to keep the money.
01:15Coco feels like she was set up,
01:17but she won't be the punchline.
01:19The whole truth is nothing but the truth,
01:21so help you guys.
01:22Before we get started, I just want to let you know,
01:24this is my jury, and they funny as hell.
01:26So if you laugh smart, you win big.
01:31All right.
01:32So, Jammie?
01:33Yes, ma'am.
01:33Coco?
01:34Yes, ma'am.
01:35All right.
01:35Now, one of y'all came to court with y'all legal name,
01:38but okay.
01:39Jammie, tell me why you're here today.
01:40I am here, Your Honor, to sue Coco right there
01:44for $2,100 because I put on a comedy showcase.
01:48I specifically told Coco to sell 10 tickets.
01:52That's how she'll be paid for being on my comedy showcase.
01:55Anything over 10 tickets needs to come to me
01:58because I have expenses.
01:59I have to pay the DJ, I have to pay the security,
02:02the host, the other comedians that's on the showcase.
02:05That's why I only asked her specifically for 10 tickets.
02:08Okay?
02:08But she gonna go and sell out the whole doggone theater
02:11and leave me with no money, Your Honor.
02:13Therefore, I'm here to get my money.
02:15I ain't get a dime, not even a penny with a hole in it, okay?
02:18What's your side, Coco?
02:19Miss, Your Honor, Pat, I don't know why she brought us here.
02:22She wastin' the court's time.
02:23Y'all need to hold her in contempt.
02:24She said, sell 10 tickets, and that's how you get paid.
02:27I sold the 10 tickets.
02:29After I sold them, I called her and told her
02:30I sold the 10 tickets.
02:31You know what she told me?
02:33What?
02:33Go on, sell it out, sis.
02:35She can't be stretching.
02:36Don't cut me off.
02:37I was being nice now.
02:38Don't do that.
02:38So let me ask you this.
02:39How did you sell that many tickets?
02:41I harassed my friends.
02:43I was in people DMs.
02:44I was calling people.
02:45I was sending requests.
02:47Pay for these tickets right now, today.
02:49She stood on business, baby.
02:51Ticketmaster Coco.
02:52Ticketmaster Coco.
02:54See?
02:55How many other comedians was on the show?
02:57Three.
02:58And they didn't sell nothing?
02:59They ain't got that Coco in them.
03:01They didn't have no tickets to sell.
03:04Was that a physical ticket?
03:05Or whatever she sold, did she just get cash out at the time?
03:10She got cash out at the time.
03:11It was not a physical ticket.
03:12She's writing people's names down?
03:13That's exactly what she did.
03:14And then turned it in to the ticket box office manager.
03:16That's how I found out.
03:18I should have sold some tickets, too.
03:22I like you.
03:23Well, let's do some business together.
03:24I'm about to come up.
03:26So if she sold the 10 tickets, she was going to make,
03:28the ticket was $35?
03:29Yes, ma'am.
03:30So $3.50, that's not bad.
03:31Right.
03:32That's what I felt like.
03:33The 10 was to pay her for being on my showcase
03:35that I worked hard to put together.
03:37How much did you pay for the venue?
03:38$2,100, your honor.
03:41I paid out of my pocket.
03:43Did you have a contract?
03:44Mm-mm.
03:45Yes, I did.
03:45I had a verbal contract with her.
03:47I put it in text.
03:49Well, you put it in text?
03:50Yes, ma'am.
03:51Let me see.
03:52I got the contract right here.
03:53What contract?
03:54The one that she did not give me
03:55that's written in invisible ink that ain't got nothing on it
03:57because she ain't give me no contract.
03:59You a liar, your honor.
04:00I don't have it with me on text,
04:03but I do got the invoice from the venue.
04:05Let me see.
04:05I told her on text 10.
04:06That's why she typed that up in that hotel last night.
04:09Your honor, in front of y'all.
04:10That's why she reached back out after she sold the 10.
04:12Is that what you had to pay right there?
04:13That's what you want?
04:14Yes.
04:15This is all a come up moment.
04:17You sold her extra 60 tickets.
04:19Why you didn't give her the money?
04:21She didn't communicate that with me, Miss Your Honor, Pat.
04:23She told me to sell the tickets.
04:24She ain't never say give her the money.
04:26She should have.
04:27Did you really feel in your heart over there that that was your money?
04:30Yeah.
04:31She told me to sell them.
04:32She told you to sell 10.
04:33She was scalping.
04:34Let me say this.
04:36Had she did this to you, how would you be feeling?
04:38I'd have took my money out of her ass.
04:40Excuse me.
04:41You a gangster.
04:42We're two different people.
04:44We operate differently.
04:45Jeri, come on.
04:46Let me hear from Nene.
04:47Your reputation goes far in the entertainment industry.
04:50If people are hearing that you're doing bad business, doing everybody dirty, you'll never work.
04:55I feel like I can relate to you because I got that hustle in me.
04:58And if you telling me that this is how I get paid, I'm going to do whatever I can do to make the most money.
05:03But at the end of the day, this is your friend.
05:05I just want to say this.
05:07Be careful how you treat people because you never know who's next.
05:11Let me ask you this, Jami.
05:12How have this affected your relationship?
05:14I felt like she was somebody that can help me, you know, get to the next level and I can help her.
05:19We just piggyback off each other and do shows and things together.
05:22What do you mean by the next level?
05:23I'm aspiring to be like a celebrity big-time comedian doing stand-up full-time.
05:27Can I stop you there?
05:27Can I say something to you?
05:29I've been there trying to find your way.
05:31I never did this for the money.
05:33Every time I walked out of my house and left my husband, I did it because it was something that I liked to do.
05:40Because when you find something you like to do, can't nobody stop you from doing it.
05:44My sister been smoking crack for years.
05:46And we can't get off of it because she's in love with it.
05:49And that's how I'm in love with comedy.
05:51The analogies be crazy.
05:55So I come to my final decision and I'm going to settle this once and for all.
05:59I'm ruling in favor of the plaintiff, Jamie.
06:05Come on, he do it.
06:07Coco, you ordered to pay Jamie $1,750.
06:13Coco, you sold 50 extra tickets at $35 each, which is $1,750.
06:19But I hope we can walk out here as a winner and put a friendship back together.
06:24Y'all going to need each other.
06:25Absolutely.
06:26I just settled.
06:27Y'all get out of my courtroom.
06:30Can I have a hug?
06:32Yes, please hug.
06:33Aw.
06:34Pat is like the best worst friend ever.
06:40Probably three days after my husband died, Pat calls me up and curses me out worse than
06:47I have ever been cursed out in my life.
06:50Said, get your ass up out that goddamn bed, bitch.
06:52You're going to make it through this.
06:53That shit is over.
06:54Goddamn it, he dead.
06:55He ain't coming back.
06:56You got to keep your ass up.
06:57You got to put the fuck forward.
06:59She was right.
07:00And I bounced back.
07:01So that's a damn good friend.
07:03Yeah.
07:04She didn't put the oil filter in correctly, so it leaked.
07:08So they have to rebuild the engine.
07:11Did you check the signal light fluid?
07:13It wasn't in the YouTube video.
07:14Ain't no signal light fluid.
07:16You got to call me a dress like a mechanic.
07:19He was dropping money, goodness.
07:21So I had to pay the movers plus gas roughly around like $2,300.
07:24Did you sponsor the move because you wanted to be in a relationship?
07:27No and yes, if that's possible.
07:29No, it's not.
07:34OK, Jerry, I see y'all over there.
07:36Y'all came to Slay and Judge.
07:37I see y'all see y'all see y'all see y'all.
07:39Judgement.
07:40You feeling a little judgey?
07:42Ain't nothing wrong with feeling a little judgey.
07:44Am I right?
07:47Come on, Bayless.
07:48Stop Baylessing.
07:49This is the case of Spiller versus O'Binion.
07:52That's a hell of a name.
07:54Please enter the courtroom.
07:56Plaintiff Melanie Spiller is suing her friend Brittany for $5,000
08:00after Brittany wrecked her whip with a bad oil change.
08:03She says Brittany was in over her head and ruined her beloved Chevy.
08:08Defendant Brittany O'Binion says she was trying to do her friend a favor with the oil change and doesn't owe her anything.
08:14Big ass assistant manager pants.
08:16The car got fixed.
08:17So why is Melanie driven to sue?
08:20Hold you.
08:21Nothing but the people who help you got.
08:23Yes.
08:24All right, Melanie, tell me why we're here today, girlfriend.
08:26Miss Tatt, I'm here to sue my friend of over 10 years for $5,000.
08:31She was supposed to do an oil change on my 1998 Chevy S10, my grandma's heirloom to me.
08:39And she destroyed it.
08:40From an oil change?
08:41From an oil change.
08:43When I actually took it to a real mechanic, he said she didn't put the oil filter in correctly,
08:49so it leaked all over the rod bearings.
08:52So they have to rebuild the engine.
08:54Oh, God.
08:55Damn.
08:56Brittany, tell me your side of this story.
08:59Your Honor, I don't owe her anything.
09:01Mmm.
09:02I changed the oil, free of charge.
09:04I don't know about all the other issues with her car.
09:07Clearly that car is older than Jesus.
09:09So, I don't know.
09:10I'm not paying.
09:14Do you have a picture of your truck?
09:15I do.
09:16This is my truck at the mechanic shop.
09:20You look so happy.
09:21Yeah, why are you posing like that?
09:22Like, ah, my car broke.
09:26Melanie, tell me what happened when you picked up the truck from her.
09:28I drive it less than 10 miles to my place.
09:30Then when I turned it off and I get out my truck, I see there's oil on the ground.
09:35I sent her a picture of my truck getting towed since she's been dipping and dodging my calls.
09:41And I have my payments to the mechanic.
09:45So, I already put 2,000 down and this is the remaining for it to be fixed.
09:51For that old ass car?
09:52So, my truck is still with him.
09:55He won't work on it until the full amount is paid.
09:58Let me ask you something.
09:59Why did you let Brittany fix the car?
10:00She's painted walls for me.
10:02She's fixed my oven.
10:03Yeah, I can do that too.
10:04She's done everything without certification.
10:06So, when she told me she would help me with my truck oil change.
10:11But that's painting the walls.
10:12Have you ever changed oil before this, Brittany?
10:14I have.
10:15Are you a mechanic?
10:16I have.
10:17I have.
10:18You know, Your Honor.
10:19No, I don't know.
10:20Listen, listen.
10:21I graduated from YouTube University.
10:25I'm a DIY queen.
10:26Brittany, let's keep it real, baby.
10:28You don't know nothing about no damn car.
10:30It's really easy to oil change.
10:32Is it?
10:33It is.
10:34Is it, Kylo?
10:35It's not necessarily hard, but it ain't easy either if you ain't a mechanic.
10:38Let me ask you this.
10:39When you popped the hood to check the oil, did you check the signal light fluid?
10:46Yeah.
10:48It wasn't in a YouTube video.
10:49Ain't no such thing or no signal light fluid.
10:55So, if the check engine light come on and you just ignore it, how long before it go off?
11:00I don't know.
11:01I don't ignore the check engine light.
11:02I go to the mechanic.
11:03You go to the mechanic, but you want to be her mechanic.
11:07All right.
11:08All right.
11:09All right.
11:10You knew Brittany was full of shit when she had them big ass pants on.
11:14Hey, she tried to come here dressed like a mechanic.
11:18Let me ask you something.
11:20Why is you investing money into the car?
11:22It's a 19.
11:23Because it's my grandma's.
11:24I want to keep it because it's my grandma's heirloom.
11:27All right.
11:28I'm going on over here to my jury.
11:29Come on, D-Ray.
11:30There is a trust factor.
11:31It has been 10 years.
11:32Y'all been friends.
11:33You know that was wrong.
11:34You know how much that car meant to her.
11:35You hired your friend who didn't know anything about a car.
11:38So again, you get what you paid for.
11:40Any final remarks before I make my decision?
11:43An apology would be appreciated so that we can move forward.
11:48Yeah.
11:49I don't feel like I owe her anything.
11:51I don't know.
11:52That's just, I feel like I was just trying to help.
11:54So I come to my final decision, and I'm going to settle this once and for all.
12:01I'm ruling in favor of the defendant.
12:09Brittany, you don't owe Melanie anything.
12:11Really?
12:12You knew your friend wasn't no mechanic.
12:14But no.
12:15You wanted things for free.
12:17And when you want free stuff, you get somebody to do your oil change and forget to put the
12:22filter in.
12:23Brittany, don't you touch another goddamn car in this.
12:28Now, I just sell it.
12:30Get out of here.
12:31That ain't Brittany's last oil change, I bet you that.
12:33Oh no, she got to prove something to Ms. Patton, huh?
12:35She probably will.
12:36Just to get back at you, she's going to start tagging you in every video.
12:39What you say I can't do?
12:40I'm a blocker.
12:41You did a one night stand with this man.
12:45Did you ever go back for more?
12:46It must have been horrible, dude.
12:48You need to listen to some DMX.
12:53Damn, Karlo.
12:57How you feel today, Ms. Patton?
12:58I feel great.
12:59How y'all feel?
13:00I feel great, too.
13:01I want y'all to know I did give me one of them massagers.
13:03Oh.
13:04She only had two hands, but it was like she had four.
13:08Karlo, you are a small man.
13:10Two hands could feel like four on you.
13:12Who said I was a small man?
13:13I know you.
13:14I look at you.
13:15It's just because you fall away from me.
13:16That's all that is.
13:17No, Karlo.
13:18Let me tell you.
13:19If somebody my size were dating you, we would literally pick you up.
13:21That's exactly why I be dating women your size.
13:25Boy, I just bite.
13:29All right.
13:30Get the bailiff in, bailiff.
13:32This is the case of McCray versus Ellis.
13:35Plaintiff William McCray is suing his ex-situationship Alexandria for $2,300.
13:40He says he paid for her to move in with him and then she took advantage of his kindness.
13:45Got a collar like Popeye the Sailor Man.
13:49Defendant Alexandria Ellis admits he paid for things, but says they were gifts.
13:54So why should she be paying him back?
13:56Plus, William crashed her car, so she's countersuing for $1,500.
14:01If he pays for the wreck, she says they'll be even.
14:06I do.
14:07Tell me why you're here, William.
14:09I'm suing my ex-situationship for $2,300 for a move since I tried to take it to the next level.
14:16She pretty much debted me on that.
14:17So I'm here to get back what I lost financially and lost emotionally today.
14:22Alex, tell me your side.
14:23Yes, Your Honor.
14:24So I'm here because Mr. McCray is suing me for what he calls moving costs that he offered to help.
14:30I moved from New York.
14:31He paid for everything.
14:32Everything was a gift.
14:33The drive, the U-Haul.
14:35We've never had a relationship.
14:37We've always known each other for over 20 years.
14:39But I'm also countersuing him.
14:40He crashed my car and I had to come out of my pocket $1,500.
14:43$1,500.
14:44Yes, ma'am.
14:45What did you move into?
14:46His house?
14:47To his house.
14:48He offered for me to stay to get myself together, look for a job.
14:52I provided the groceries.
14:54I had my own room.
14:55William, did you know that she was moving in the other room?
14:58Yeah.
14:59I offered it to her.
15:00How long were you living with William?
15:01Six months.
15:02Did he tell you if you had to pay any rent?
15:04No, ma'am.
15:05William, why did you help Alex move?
15:07I helped her move because, you know, I'm a good person.
15:10And she had reached out one day.
15:11She was like, I want to get out of this place.
15:13And was like, come down this weekend.
15:14Come see if you really like Atlanta.
15:16And you took her all the way from New York to Atlanta?
15:18Yes.
15:19Do you have proof?
15:20Yes.
15:21Why would you move her from New York?
15:22There's plenty of women in Atlanta.
15:24We were friends.
15:25You could have stayed your friendly ass in the Bronx.
15:30Aw, he was dropping money. Goodness.
15:32I had to pay the movers plus gas.
15:34Tricky.
15:35Let me see that.
15:36Roughly around like $2,300.
15:37I see what you was spending, but wanted his money back.
15:39I would have wanted my money back, too.
15:41Don't work like that, though.
15:42So, you all in a relationship?
15:44No.
15:45No, this was my friend.
15:46Did you sponsor the move because you wanted to be in a relationship?
15:49No and yes, if that's possible.
15:52No, it's not.
15:53Well...
15:54You have sex?
15:55No.
15:56Not at that time.
15:57At that time.
15:58One night stand.
16:00You did a one night stand with this man in his own house?
16:03Yes.
16:04Did you ever go back for more?
16:05Wow.
16:06Plaintiff William McRae is suing his ex-situationship Alexandria for $2,300, claiming she led him
16:18on.
16:19The defendant, Alexandria Ellis, is countersuing for $1,500 after William crashed her car.
16:24Ms. Pat is ready to settle this wreck of a case.
16:28You have sex?
16:29No.
16:30Not at that time.
16:31At that time?
16:32One night stand.
16:33What?
16:34You did a one night stand with this man in his own house?
16:37Yes.
16:38Did you ever go back for more?
16:40It must have been horrible, dude.
16:43It must have been horrible.
16:47For a woman to not go back, she called somebody and said, nah.
16:54All right, let's get to the car.
16:56You suing him.
16:57What happened to your car?
16:58He asked me could he use my car while I was out of town.
17:00I said, of course, because we're friends.
17:02And I got a phone call from my insurance that he crashed my car.
17:07He didn't even call and tell me that he did that.
17:09So what type of friend is that?
17:10So now you know how it feel doing a hit and run the way you did him.
17:15Do you have any evidence?
17:19Yes, I do, Your Honor.
17:20I have photos.
17:21Oh, girl.
17:22You're going to get a plunger and fix that.
17:26Why am I going on over here to my jury?
17:28Oh, come on, Safaree.
17:29Tell me what you think.
17:30This is a good man right here.
17:32And she knew that.
17:33And she took advantage of him.
17:34Like, look, come on.
17:35A girl know they could get over on him.
17:38You know what you doing, because we all done did it.
17:43And another thing is, if you see a sucker, go and get a lick then.
17:46I also believe that.
17:48However, he's your friend, though.
17:50Right.
17:51You don't do that to your friend.
17:52She was a good friend to me.
17:53It's not all about receiving sometimes.
17:55It's always...
17:56It's sometimes about...
17:57Bruh, stop.
17:58She don't like you.
17:59She don't like you, bruh.
18:01Damn, Carlo.
18:02You need to listen to some DMX.
18:08Okay.
18:09I've come to my final decision.
18:11And I'm going to settle this once and for all.
18:15I'm ruling in the favor of...
18:20the plaintiff, Williams.
18:21City boy's father.
18:25Dallas, you ordered to pay Williams $2,300.
18:28And let me tell you why.
18:30Because you stayed at that man's house for six months.
18:33And you don't treat him right.
18:34As far as your $1,500 counter suit, it's denied.
18:38Because that man went above and beyond for you.
18:41You let him on.
18:42You don't lead people on.
18:43If you don't want him, then you shouldn't have moved out here.
18:46Keep your head up, brother.
18:47All women ain't like her.
18:49I appreciate it.
18:50See, if they take you to the CVS and fill in that little hole right there,
18:53you gonna be all right.
18:56I just settled it.
18:57All right, guys.
18:58All right, y'all.
18:59Get the hell out.
19:00Get your ass out of here.
19:05You hear most people speak on relationship is 50-50 now.
19:08Well, I've been married for 32 years.
19:09It wasn't no 50-50.
19:10My husband paid all my Section 8 rent.
19:14All $9 of it.
19:16It was $39.
19:18Next time on Miss Pat Settles It.
19:21Did she give you $2,500?
19:22She did.
19:23Did she have to pay you back for that?
19:25I mean, I borrowed it from somebody.
19:27From who?
19:28So you owe somebody else some money too?
19:31She purposely glued my lashes together.
19:34She has sperm in her eyes.
19:35What the hell?
19:36She the realest mother
19:37I've ever met in my life.
19:39She borrowed $875 from me.
19:41I found out it was for a BBN.
19:43Be quiet.
19:44You need to pay to get your knees done.
19:45They already pleading guilty, knocking on each other.
19:47I mean, well.
19:48They don't stand it down.
20:17They were just a little close to me.
20:18I'm just kidding.
20:19I'm so sorry.
20:20I barely picked it up.
20:21I haven't played yet.
20:22I've beenDeirds and I've been telling her.
20:23I've never been by the time to go.
20:24And I didn't tell her.
20:25I've never played any more.
20:26Because I never played any more.
20:28I think there was a big deal.
20:29They're not.
20:30I'm so sorry.
20:31I'm sorry.
20:32I'm sorry.
20:33I'm sorry.
20:34You were taken over here.
20:35I'm sorry.
20:36I'm sorry.
20:37I'm sorry.
20:38I'm sorry.
20:39I'm sorry.
20:40I'm sorry.
20:41I'm sorry.
20:42I'm sorry.
20:43I'm sorry.
20:44I'm sorry.
20:45I'm sorry.
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