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00:00Leave the damn judge.
00:01Get ready to see real cases.
00:03I want you out my house.
00:04Real drama and real money on the line.
00:06I gave her my kitten.
00:08Give it back.
00:09And I'm bringing my friends to court as my jersey.
00:11Oh, my God!
00:13Y'all may have started this mess,
00:14but you know I'm going to sell it.
00:16Miss Pat. Miss Pat.
00:17You dropping teeth.
00:18See, that's my tooth.
00:19You smoking dope.
00:20That was my asthma pump.
00:22Y'all must have a good time together.
00:23We do.
00:24All rise, because Court is back in session.
00:29She's the only judge giving clap back, side eyes,
00:32and sound device.
00:34All rise, for Miss Pat.
00:41Y'all can have a seat.
00:42How y'all doing today, Jer?
00:43Oh, we worked out.
00:45Is there some type of dye you put on your chest, Safaree?
00:48Oh, I'm in the middle of skin bleaching right now.
00:50What?
00:51You lying.
00:52That's coconut oil.
00:54See, we need guys like Safaree who
00:56going to go over and beyond, so men like me who
00:59don't do that much can be appreciated.
01:03Bailiff, stop, Bailiff.
01:04This is the case of Williams versus Honey.
01:07Plaintiff Tracy Williams is suing her former best friend
01:10for $630 for Nicki Minaj concert tickets,
01:13claiming the defendant allegedly ghosted Tracy
01:16after she bought them both tickets.
01:18I know she'd drink beer out of the can.
01:22Defendant Akilah Harrison says she didn't go to the concert
01:25because she decided to go to Vegas last minute.
01:27In her defense, no concert, no cash.
01:31Y'all swear to tell the truth, the whole truth,
01:33and nothing but the truth, so help you guys.
01:35Yes.
01:35Before we get started, I just want to let you know,
01:37this is my emotional support jury.
01:39So if you stress me out, they're going to be on your ass.
01:46Tracy, tell me why you're here.
01:47I'm here today because I am suing my former best friend
01:52for ditching out on me on some concert tickets.
01:54I paid $630 to go see Nicki Minaj.
01:56It's OK.
02:01It's OK.
02:02It's OK.
02:03It's been 10 years, baby.
02:04It's OK.
02:06Oh, because it's Nicki Minaj.
02:07Hey, boo, I didn't know that was just
02:09I tripled, sir.
02:10Hey, hey, hey.
02:11Hey, hey.
02:12Shut the hell up.
02:16Wait a minute.
02:16When did you buy the ticket, and how much was the ticket?
02:19$630 for both our tickets.
02:21And I bought the ticket back in, I'm going to say,
02:25when she released the pink print.
02:27What the hell?
02:30I think I bought the tickets like August.
02:33Akilah, what's your side of the story?
02:35Every year, we actually go out and buy tickets
02:37for ourselves to each other to go to concerts.
02:39It's just this particular year, I received an invite to Vegas.
02:44You knew she bought you these tickets.
02:46Yes.
02:47I planned on going, and then someone called me
02:50and invited me to Vegas.
02:52Do you know who this someone is with?
02:53I don't, because at the point of when she did show up,
02:57I ain't talk to her since then.
02:58I always a dude that get her out for rock of those.
03:01Like, when she with the girls, we cool.
03:03Mm-hmm.
03:04So she like everybody.
03:05I'm a every sexual, because I attract everything.
03:08Ma'am, that's called pansexual.
03:09Y'all do it all.
03:10No, no, no, I'm not a pan nothing.
03:11I don't cook anything.
03:12OK.
03:18Let's get back to the case.
03:19You got a receipt for the tickets?
03:20Yes, I have proof I had a ticket purchased.
03:23The agreement is for 10 years now.
03:26When is your turn to pay you buy bold tickets?
03:28So she was never supposed to give you the money back,
03:30is what we're saying?
03:31No, I spent that money expecting her to be at the concert.
03:34Yeah.
03:35OK, get me together.
03:36She spent that money back.
03:37That money was spent.
03:38That money already spent.
03:40I did not even show up to the concert.
03:43You didn't go at all?
03:44But we wasn't going to have the experience.
03:45OK.
03:46Y'all must have a good time together.
03:47We do.
03:52Wait a minute.
03:53Why would you be scared to tell your best friend about a man?
03:57Because of who the man was.
03:58What?
03:59Ooh.
04:00Who's the man?
04:01He's here.
04:02Well, bring the man in.
04:03Let's see who he is.
04:04Uh-oh, surprise witness, baby.
04:06Woo!
04:07Woo!
04:08Woo!
04:09Woo!
04:10Woo!
04:11Now, that's my brother.
04:13Woo!
04:14Woo!
04:17That's your brother?
04:18Are you serious?
04:19That's a lot of dickens.
04:23Can you please tell me why you didn't tell your sister
04:26that she was coming to see you?
04:27I know her reaction.
04:29I just wanted to keep the peace until I got further info
04:33that this was a beautiful thing,
04:35because look at that smile.
04:36Said he wanted to keep the peace.
04:37Kept a piece of ass, huh?
04:41Was it good?
04:42Was it worth it?
04:43Uh-uh.
04:43I cannot hear this, your honor.
04:46OK, fine.
04:47I'm going to tell you about him.
04:49Can I call you about everybody else?
04:50Yeah, about everybody else.
04:53Really, brother?
04:54And you know she's a .
05:00You're welcome to step down, brother.
05:02OK, I'm going to go to my jury, because, ooh, Lord.
05:05She's stigmatized, you know what I'm saying,
05:08by the brother, came in, laid it down.
05:10I do believe that that could have waited.
05:12I mean, I feel like this argument would have been better
05:14on Facebook.
05:16Damn what the streets say.
05:18If that's your lover.
05:21Tracy, how have this impacted your relationship?
05:23I just feel like I lost my best friend.
05:27How have this impacted your relationship?
05:29She won't answer, so that's why we don't hang out.
05:31If she would talk to me, we probably could hang out.
05:34Brother, what was you raising your hand for?
05:36I just want to keep the peace and just say I would like to help out.
05:40Come on up here.
05:41Come up and stand next to your girl.
05:44OK, what you want to take care of, baby?
05:46Um, yeah, I just want to take care of the bill.
05:50What is it?
05:51$630.
05:52$630?
05:54Yeah.
05:56Sit back down.
05:57Stay out of this.
05:58I'm going to keep the peace.
06:00I'm going to go home.
06:01I'm going to still take care of it,
06:02because I want them to be happy again.
06:04And I want to see that smile again.
06:06Look at that go thick.
06:09Hey, hey, hey, don't be kissing her, though.
06:10You ain't comfortable yet.
06:11OK.
06:12She's still in the streets acting.
06:14OK, OK, I've come to my final decision,
06:20and I'm going to settle this once and for all.
06:25I'm ruling in favor of the plaintiff.
06:30Court, you ordered to pay Tracy $630
06:33for skipping out on these Nicki Minaj tickets.
06:36Yes, ma'am.
06:36You was wrong.
06:38And you know you was wrong.
06:39And she's selfish.
06:40So you might need to find a friend that, you want to be
06:44my friend, Nicki?
06:45No.
06:50Y'all get out of my courtroom.
06:52Bye.
06:53Hold your head, hot queen.
06:54Thank y'all.
06:55Fight the power.
07:01I met him at a adult company.
07:03Can you show us what you do?
07:04Yes, ma'am.
07:05I can.
07:05One, two, three, four.
07:08Countdown.
07:09Countdown.
07:10D-Wright.
07:11Passion, that's you?
07:12Yes, ma'am, with three S's.
07:13So it's spelled wrong.
07:15Hey, she walked in.
07:16I seen her booty from the front.
07:18I know he wanted to do that.
07:22So how y'all doing today, Jerry?
07:24I'm good.
07:25I've been working on myself.
07:26Becoming a better man.
07:27I love that about you.
07:28Do it, man.
07:29Do that.
07:30Don't listen to that crap.
07:32Baby, this man have turned over so many new leaves,
07:34he's a tree.
07:35Come on, baby, we'll stop banging.
07:40This is the case of Rich versus Browning.
07:44Plaintiff Shakoria Rich is suing her former friend and roommate, Michael, for $2,000.
07:49Uh-uh, move that folder, you pregnant.
07:51She claimed Michael stole her couch and kidnapped her dog, Bruno.
07:56Defendant Michael Browning denies stealing the couch and claims he donated it because she
08:01didn't want it anymore.
08:02Like Marvin Gaye nephew.
08:04He also claims she didn't take care of Bruno, and the dog is better off with him.
08:09Y'all swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you guys?
08:13Yes.
08:14So, Shakoria, tell me why we're here today, girlfriend.
08:16Okay, well, today I'm here showing my ex-friend, my ex-roommate, and my current employee.
08:23He's not your baby daddy, is he?
08:25He's not my baby daddy.
08:26Okay, okay.
08:27For $2,000, when we lived together, we were building our company together.
08:31When he left, he took my dog and my couch.
08:34So, I want my couch back, and I want my dog back immediately.
08:39What kind of company was y'all building?
08:41A dance company.
08:43We have a dance studio in Decatur, Georgia.
08:45And Michael, can you tell me your side of this story, baby?
08:48Well, Your Honor, I moved out, and I took the couch and the dog because she didn't want
08:52the couch anymore.
08:53She does not care about the dog that much at all.
08:58She would not even buy dog food for the dog.
09:01She said, oh, I found out dogs can survive a couple days on water.
09:04I said, oh, no.
09:07That was just a conversation.
09:09And you didn't buy anything.
09:12How did y'all meet in the first place?
09:13I was teaching dance at a high school, and I met him at a Christmas event here in Atlanta.
09:18He was renovating his grandfather's house.
09:19And I said, well, we live right down the street from the studio.
09:22How about you just come live with me?
09:23How long did he stay there?
09:25About a year has been changed.
09:26And y'all wasn't dating?
09:27No.
09:28So he stayed with you a couple years?
09:29Yes.
09:30We ended up on the same adult company.
09:32So he used to...
09:33Oh, what adult company?
09:35It was just an adult dance company where we just all danced together and stuff like
09:38that.
09:39You just get something out the gutter, Carlos.
09:40I know what you're thinking.
09:41What kind of dance do y'all do?
09:44Well, we do majorette, hip-hop, jazz, ballet tap.
09:48I teach gymnastics.
09:49And I'm over the competitive majorette team.
09:51Can you show us what you do?
09:53Yes, ma'am.
09:54I can.
09:55Come and want y'all to go out there with him.
09:56I'll try.
09:57All right.
09:58So your first move, you're going to go to the right.
10:01One, two.
10:02One, two.
10:03And then you're going to hit three, four.
10:06Oh.
10:07Three, four.
10:08Four.
10:08Now you're going to roll it out.
10:11And then you're going to go seven, eight.
10:13From the top.
10:14Okay, I'm ready, I'm ready.
10:15Five, six, seven, eight.
10:16Come on, y'all.
10:17Let's clap along.
10:18They got it now.
10:19One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
10:23Hey!
10:24Yeah!
10:26Okay, that was good.
10:27We got skills.
10:28Well, at least he cleared your living room out so you can dance.
10:33I just imagine you and another taking the couch off.
10:37Ready to take it out?
10:38Five, six, seven, eight.
10:39Couch out.
10:40Couch out.
10:41Couch out.
10:42Shut up, D-Ray.
10:45Do you have any evidence?
10:47Well, I have some pictures of my couch as well.
10:49That's a nice couch pass.
10:50She probably made that baby on this couch.
10:54No.
10:55Michael, what made you think you could take her couch?
10:58I dealt with her for two years, almost, complaining about a couch she didn't want.
11:02So when I moved out, I took it to a donation center.
11:05But did she ask you to do that?
11:06She was gonna throw it out.
11:07Did he tell you he was gonna donate your couch?
11:09No.
11:10Me and my daughter, we walked in, and next thing you know, I'm like, um...
11:13Ain't no couch.
11:14What about the dog?
11:15He fell in love with the dog.
11:16Now, I do admit some days, he'll go take the dogs out and walk the dog and feed the dog
11:22and, you know, stuff that I could do myself, but he just got up first and did it.
11:27So, Michael, what made you think she wasn't taking care of the dog?
11:30Every morning I had to wake up, the dog was barking.
11:33All Cruella did was yell and say, shut up, shut up, shut up.
11:37And even when she first got the dog, if I may...
11:40Yes.
11:41For you and the jury.
11:42Mm-hmm.
11:43There were issues.
11:44Aw.
11:45That's one of the Facebook posts that she made online, basically saying that dog had
11:49to get the hell on.
11:50Well, I didn't know that he was gonna get that big that fast, and that day I was kind
11:53of frustrated, and I didn't realize that he was a digger.
11:55He was digging up my yard.
11:57Why did you say he gotta go, and then you get mad when he take the dog, ma'am?
12:00Well, I mean, I wasn't being for real.
12:03I was just, you know, trolling a little bit.
12:05And what's the dog's name, and where is he now?
12:07His name is Bruno, because we don't talk about Bruno.
12:10Where is Bruno at, Michael?
12:11Bruno is at home.
12:12He's at home doing swell.
12:14He's doing great.
12:15Oh, that's your dog now.
12:16Bruno has his shots.
12:17He actually just got his teeth done.
12:19They gave the dog some veneers.
12:22It's mine that she's allergic to.
12:26You allergic to the dog, too?
12:28Some days.
12:29It just depends.
12:30That's why I watch him.
12:33All right, I'm gonna go on over here to my jury.
12:35Come on, jury.
12:36He stole it.
12:37Lock his ass up.
12:39I would think that the dog should stay with him, because he's more stable with him.
12:43You can go and get another dog when time is right.
12:46How have this affected your relationship?
12:48It's really cut off, really, a lot of our friendship.
12:51We've been friends since 2012.
12:52It's like, I didn't think that you would take that without even asking me if I wanted.
12:55My dog especially.
12:56That's my dog.
12:57And Michael?
12:58It's distant.
12:59It's not as close as it once was.
13:02I really would love to have my friend back, because I thought I was doing everything for
13:06the betterment of her.
13:07Okay.
13:08I've come to my final decision, and I'm gonna settle this once and for all.
13:12I'm ruling in favor of the planner, Shakur.
13:22Michael, you ordered to pay her $2,000 for the couch that you donated, so she can get
13:27off the floor.
13:28I'm gonna leave the dog with him.
13:29It sounds like the dog is in a better home.
13:32And that dog gonna eat good, live good, and sleep good.
13:35So leave that dog where he at.
13:37And plus, you are allergic to the dog.
13:40So if you get the dog back, all you gonna do is sneeze on the dog.
13:44All right.
13:45That's it.
13:46Well, dance your way on out of here, baby.
13:48Dance together on the way out.
13:49Yeah.
13:50Okay.
13:51Okay.
13:52He stole the hell out of that dog.
13:54That dog sat on the couch like, what we for?
13:57Diverse owes me $500.
13:59She kept coming in late.
14:00Over 27 times.
14:0127 times?
14:02We didn't even have 27 rehearsals.
14:05I just feel like he got mad because I was talking to somebody else in the cast.
14:09Oh.
14:10He was probably tall, wasn't he?
14:16How y'all doing today?
14:17Ready.
14:18Mm-hmm.
14:19You better be ready.
14:21All right.
14:23Bailiff, get the bailiff in, honey.
14:25This is the case of Stewart versus Maul.
14:29Plaintiff Passion Stewart is suing her former employer, Diverse, for $500.
14:34That's what I'm talking about.
14:35Passion was cast as an understudy in a play Diverse wrote and directed.
14:39But when she was promoted to the lead cast, she said she never got her lead cash.
14:44Defendant Diverse Maul admits he didn't pay Passion, but says it's cause she was a diva during rehearsal.
14:50He walked in waving like we supposed to know him.
14:52I know it.
14:53Got some haters in the room already.
14:54If you want to act on his stage, you can't act like that.
14:57All right.
14:58Passion, that's you?
14:59Yes, ma'am.
15:00With three S's.
15:01So it's spell wrong.
15:02Okay, Passion, tell me why you here today.
15:03So Diverse owes me $500.
15:04So I was acting in one of his plays, and I first came in as an understudy.
15:07But because the main lead was not showing up, he asked me if I could step up and be the main lead, and I said, hell yeah.
15:12And he never gave my money.
15:13Diverse, what is your side?
15:14I'm here because I gave her a chance.
15:15You know, she came in not really having experience.
15:16She came in as an understudy.
15:17I lost my lead, so I gave her the role.
15:19But then she started acting unprofessional and all that different stuff like that.
15:21So I ended up offering her what I thought she was worth, $150.
15:22So I don't think I owe her nothing.
15:23What was the pay for a lead role?
15:24$500 for the production.
15:25And did you tell her you was going to give her the $500?
15:26Yes.
15:27I'm here because I'm here.
15:28I'm here because I gave her a chance.
15:29You know, she came in not really having experience.
15:30She came in as an understudy.
15:31I lost my lead, so I gave her the role.
15:34But then she started acting unprofessional and all that different stuff like that.
15:38So I ended up, you know, offering her what I thought she was worth, $150.
15:43So I don't think I owe her nothing.
15:44What was the pay for a lead role?
15:46$500 for the production.
15:47And did you tell her you was going to give her the $500?
15:50Yeah, I talked to her about it.
15:52Once she got the lead role, she'd get the $500.
15:54And so why didn't you pay her the $500?
15:56She kept coming in late.
15:57You get docked 10 bucks for being late.
15:59And then when you missed, you get docked again, $50.
16:02You wasting my time, I'm taking your money.
16:04And you gave her a contract?
16:05Yeah.
16:06Let me see it.
16:07So how many times were you late?
16:09Like once, twice.
16:11No, 27 times.
16:1227 times?
16:13We didn't even have 27 rehearsals.
16:16And you signed this contract, right, Pasha?
16:18Yes.
16:19You signed a contract here saying you would be docked if you was late.
16:22Yeah.
16:23No.
16:24Did you know the rules?
16:25I didn't read the contract.
16:26So you signed a contract that you didn't read?
16:28We had a verbal conversation about it.
16:30But this is a contract.
16:31This ain't verbal.
16:32These are letters on the paper.
16:33See, I like you.
16:34Boy, stop.
16:37Let me ask you something.
16:38Was your other actors late at time?
16:40No.
16:41All the time.
16:42Oh, you the only one that didn't get paid all your money?
16:44As far as I know, yeah.
16:45Did you at least get the $150?
16:47He sent me the $150 through Cash App, but I happily declined it because we had an agreement
16:51that it was gonna be $500 that he was gonna send me.
16:53Stand on business.
16:54Exactly.
16:55But the commitment is a commitment, is what I'm saying.
16:57I mean, to be honest with you, he right.
16:59A commitment is a commitment.
17:00You signed a contract stating that you will not be late, and if you're late, you're gonna
17:04get your money taken.
17:05I don't even feel like it's about that.
17:08I just feel like he got mad because I was talking to somebody else in the cast.
17:12Oh.
17:13He was probably tall, wasn't he?
17:17Little man, do you like him?
17:25Passion Steward is suing Diverse Mall for $500 that she claims she's owed for her work as
17:30an understudy in his play.
17:31But Diverse says Passion was always late to rehearsal and nearly ruined the show before
17:36opening day.
17:37Miss Pat's about to settle this theatrical drama.
17:40Little man, do you like him?
17:41I don't mix business with pleasure.
17:43Now, after the production, she could've got it, yeah.
17:46That's a good man right there.
17:47What does the contract say about hating?
17:49Because that's what you're doing.
17:50Okay.
17:52It's $10 the first time, $50 the second time.
17:55How old are you?
17:59How old are you?
18:00I'm 37.
18:01How old are you?
18:02I'm 24.
18:03Oh.
18:04I hate that y'all trying to turn to that.
18:08I didn't want her.
18:09Man.
18:10I wanted her to play the role.
18:11Pat, she walked in and I seen her booty from the front.
18:13I know he wanted that ass.
18:15Oh, Lord.
18:16Let me go on over here and let y'all talk to my jury.
18:18Come on, Carlos.
18:19As old dude to old dude, stay away from the 20 anything.
18:23Yeah.
18:24He was just looking for a way to dock somebody's pay so he can make more money.
18:29You know what?
18:30I've done a lot of plays in my day.
18:32Baby, you should've definitely read that contract.
18:34Do not sign nothing that you're not reading.
18:37I've come to my final decision.
18:39I'm gonna settle this once and for all.
18:44I'm ruling in favor of...
18:49The defendant.
18:50Yeah!
18:51Diverse.
18:56Diverse, you don't old passion anything.
18:58She should've read her contract.
19:00You gotta be smarter than that.
19:02Well, I've just settled it.
19:03Now, y'all get out of my courtroom.
19:04Thanks.
19:07I don't have nothing.
19:08I'm just too big for a little bitty man like that.
19:10Ugh.
19:11My bra is a 44H.
19:12Ain't nothing I can do with him.
19:13A H titty?
19:14Where do you shop your bra at?
19:16AutoZone.
19:19Next time on Miss Pat Settles It.
19:21She was supposed to do an oil change and she just straight up.
19:24Damn.
19:25Did you check the signal light fluid?
19:27It wasn't in the YouTube video.
19:28Ain't no such thing as no signal light fluid.
19:30You did a one night stand with this man and did you ever go back for more?
19:34It must've been horrible, dude.
19:38I got the contract right here.
19:39What contract?
19:40The one that she did not give me that's written in invisible ink that ain't got nothing on it.
19:43Wow.
19:44If she did this to you, how would you be feeling?
19:47I'd have took my money out of her ass.
19:48Excuse me.
20:00Hu, it must've been filled with tears.
20:01It must've been.
20:10Oh.
20:11Wil.
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