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01:00Come on, let's go.
01:29Did you really have to slap me?
01:31Well, how else was I supposed to find out?
01:33This isn't normal. Something's going on.
01:35No, this isn't normal.
01:38Maybe we ate something that expired and it's making us sick.
01:41Maybe the mushrooms.
01:42Or the milk.
01:43Or the lentils.
01:44Yeah, probably.
01:44Anything's possible.
01:46Wait a minute.
01:46The cake.
01:49The colomba.
01:50The colomba?
01:50But it's Christmas, which means we ate panettone.
01:53That's what you think.
01:54I heard that all colombas that don't sell at Easter are pressed, reshaped, and sold at Christmas time as panettone.
02:00That's it.
02:01It has to be that.
02:01See, my friend, those cakes can be very dangerous.
02:04Of course.
02:05It makes perfect sense.
02:06I began feeling strange as soon as I took a bite.
02:08I said to myself, this, this isn't panettone.
02:10Did you notice the taste?
02:11This isn't the real cake.
02:12It was completely off.
02:14I was like, ah!
02:19Ah, finally he decided to come home.
02:27Honey, where were you this whole time?
02:30So we were throwing out the, uh, never mind, sweetie.
02:33Uh, can I help you?
02:34Here.
02:36I'm sorry my parents said all those things earlier tonight.
02:39Yeah.
02:39But that's the way they are.
02:40Ah, I know.
02:41But they respect you.
02:42What would it be like if they didn't?
02:44Well, you could have...
02:45Well, I could have what?
02:46I'm sorry, but can you imagine me working with your parents?
02:49No.
02:50Unless you didn't have a job.
02:51But you have one.
02:52Then why did you say, well, you could have?
02:53You didn't let me finish.
02:54That's not what I meant.
02:56What I was going to say was, you could have told me your manager canceled your days off, Val.
03:00Well, I didn't because Salvo...
03:02He told me that it would ruin the opening event.
03:05Yes, but Salvo is Salvo.
03:07And you are you.
03:08And we promise to tell each other everything, even when it's unpleasant.
03:13Right, honey?
03:14Right.
03:18What's that smell?
03:22Were you inside a dumpster or something?
03:24It's just that Salvo wanted to talk somewhere nice and quiet.
03:27So, you chose to talk inside an old dumpster?
03:30Yeah, well, it was surprisingly cozy.
03:34Salvo, tell me the truth.
03:36Did it bother you that Gugu was at the opening today?
03:39Please, no.
03:40Me, jealous?
03:41Yeah, you're right.
03:43Jealousy is mainly a lack of trust.
03:44You're not like that, though, because you trust me.
03:46Yes.
03:47Actually, that's how you won me over.
03:49You're not jealous like most Sicilian guys.
03:51Right?
03:51Me, being jealous of Gugu?
03:54That's crazy.
03:55Yes.
03:57Jealousy is a disgusting feeling.
03:59It makes my skin crawl just thinking about it.
04:01Definitely, yes.
04:02If I were jealous, I would have asked you.
04:04My love, why were you out for so long?
04:06But mostly, why did you spend all that time with Valentino?
04:12Well, because Valentino...
04:13But I trust you fully.
04:15Good for you.
04:15Just like you trust me.
04:16Of course, yes, I do.
04:17I sometimes forget, I do.
04:19That being said, you should have seen your face today when Gugu invited me to Bingo Night.
04:24Okay, that's enough.
04:26Stop it now.
04:26Enough with this Gugu thing already.
04:28I'll say it once and for all.
04:30Tomorrow, I want you to go to Bingo Night.
04:33Or I won't be happy.
04:34Are you sure?
04:35I am 100% sure.
04:36Whether it's about Bingo Night or Gugu.
04:39I'd be jealous of Gugu.
04:40Nonsense.
04:41Fine.
04:42Then can we go to bed now, please, Salvo?
04:44Yeah, yeah, let's sleep.
04:45Because I'm pretty tired, if you want to know.
04:48Yeah, me too.
04:49Okay, then.
04:51Oh, my love, can you hug me?
04:55Yes.
04:58What in the world?
05:00Why do you smell like that?
05:02Today was such a crazy day.
05:04Whatever.
05:06You know, you can tell me where you went with Valentino, right?
05:11To Milan.
05:13Seriously, you can be a real pain in the ass.
05:16Turn off the light, my love.
05:18Come on.
05:19The right to decent roads, transportation, healthcare, and above all, equal opportunities
05:35for everyone.
05:36Join me in finally uniting Italy.
05:39Think of those living in the south of our country.
05:41For how much longer will the south have to deal with the state's neglect?
05:47And tomorrow, you'll be here on time.
05:50Punctuality.
05:51And if you're not, I'll fire both of you.
05:53What?
06:05Ah!
06:05Oh!
06:06What?
06:06Did you really have to react that way?
06:08What are you doing scaring me like that?
06:10You scared me too.
06:11Shh!
06:14What are you doing here?
06:15The same thing as you.
06:16Come on, help me.
06:26Wait a minute.
06:27Why?
06:36Why are you doing that?
06:39Maria Teresa noticed how bad I smelled.
06:41Okay, let's go. Come on.
06:43You're first.
06:46Come on.
07:16How is this even possible?
07:23I don't get how this happened.
07:24Who cares about how it happened?
07:26What matters is that it did.
07:29And if you ask me, I think we deserve this smelly dumpster.
07:33Oh, come on. I have an idea.
07:36Hey, what are you doing? Help me.
07:39Come on.
07:39Yeah.
07:50Hi.
07:54And that's why you should stay in school.
07:56I really don't think this is a good idea.
08:21You've got to trust me a bit, all right?
08:23If we wake up the landlady, that's it for us.
08:26We won't wake her.
08:27She sleeps like a log.
08:28Not even a fire alarm would wake up that lady.
08:30Let's go.
08:31Hurry up. Faster.
08:33Be careful.
08:33Okay, let's go.
08:40Okay.
08:41Okay.
08:42One last small hurdle.
08:48Hurdle.
08:49Eh, well...
08:50Come on. Let's go.
08:51Come on.
08:51Come on. Come on.
08:52Okay.
08:52Go.
08:53Lift it.
08:56Salvo.
08:57Wily.
09:12Hey!
09:13What are you doing?
09:17Not so loud.
09:18Be quiet.
09:19Okay.
09:20Lift.
09:23Hurry.
09:30Shh.
09:31Come on.
09:32Quiet.
09:35Shh.
09:40Wait.
09:45Push.
09:46The wheel is stuck.
09:53Oh, yeah!
09:55Oh, yeah!
09:57Oh, yeah!
09:59Oh, yeah!
10:01Oh, yeah!
10:03Oh, yeah!
10:05Oh!
10:07Oh!
10:09All right, go, go!
10:11Shhh!
10:13Shhh!
10:15Okay, come on.
10:17Shhh!
10:19Shhh! Not so loud.
10:21Close the door gently.
10:23Shhh!
10:24Gently!
10:25Okay, okay. Go, go, go, go, go.
10:45Welcome home.
10:47This will be your room.
10:49You know it's a dumpster, right?
10:51What?
10:53What is it?
10:55I don't know.
10:56Now what?
10:57I'll go check.
10:59You watch my back.
11:07It's the landlady!
11:09It's your damn shoes!
11:11Hello?
11:13Everything all right?
11:17What's all that noise?
11:19That was you at our door.
11:21Nope.
11:22I heard very strange noises.
11:24Up here?
11:25You know I hate noise.
11:26Especially when it comes from up here.
11:28Crazy quiet, though.
11:29How odd.
11:30They're like gloves for feet.
11:36Shall I remind you that the lease you've signed mentions that it is strictly forbidden to have any guests over whatsoever?
11:46I never invited anyone.
11:50I will not tolerate any parties.
11:58And I will not tolerate loud behavior.
12:00I heard music coming from up here.
12:02I have a feeling you had a costume party.
12:04How would you know if it's a costume party?
12:06How would you know if it's a costume party?
12:07Is it the way we dance?
12:08I can only imagine what two men do together when they're away from their wives.
12:12I swear we really didn't have a party.
12:14No!
12:15Shh!
12:19Quiet!
12:20Good night.
12:34That's enough.
12:35Shh!
12:36That's loud.
12:37What are you doing?
12:38That's enough.
12:39Stop it.
12:40What a drama queen.
12:41Goo goo goo.
12:42Ha.
12:43Hi.
12:44This place is great.
12:45We've gotta hit on your hands.
12:46What are you doing? That's enough. Stop it.
12:49What a drama queen.
13:03Goo goo.
13:04Hi.
13:06This place is great. You've got to hit on your hands.
13:16Salvo, this dumpster is the greatest Christmas present I've ever gotten.
13:40But how does it even work?
13:41I wonder.
13:42Who really cares? What matters is that it works.
13:45Huh. What are you doing?
13:46I'm calling Maria Teresa to tell her about the dumpster.
13:49Why? Why, my dear friend? What's the rush?
13:52There's no need to do it right now, because if you call Maria Teresa at this time of night,
13:56she'll be worried, and she'll call Claudia, who will also be worried.
14:00Come on, now. You don't want to do that. You should wait.
14:02Maybe there's something you're meaning to ask.
14:05As my friend?
14:07As your friend. I'm asking you to not tell Maria Teresa anything about this for the next 24 hours, please.
14:13And why not?
14:13Tomorrow night's bingo night at Guglielmo's.
14:16I want to make sure that my absence isn't reigniting the spark between Claudia and Guglielmo.
14:21No, please don't tell me you're going to use this dumpster just to, to spy on Claudia. Is that it?
14:26How could you possibly accuse me of something like that?
14:29Boy, shame on you for thinking I could do something so scandalous.
14:32Me.
14:33You're right. Sorry.
14:35I just want to spy on Guglielmo.
14:36And he'll be with Claudia.
14:37Now you're just playing with details. Come on. Seriously.
14:40Salvo, twist it the way you want. The fact is, you don't trust Claudia. That's pretty serious.
14:45Claudia doesn't deserve that. You better cut that out right now.
14:48What are you talking about? You know I trust Claudia, but I don't trust Guglielmo.
14:52That guy wants me out of the picture.
14:54He even moved bingo night from the club to his house all because of a sudden water leak?
14:59Yeah? So what?
15:00We don't have water here. How could there even be a water leak?
15:03Aren't you forgetting that they used to be lovers?
15:06Oh, I know. I know all of that.
15:08Then you should be happy that they're still on good terms, right? And besides, he's really nice, that Gugu.
15:14Stop it. Why do you say Gugu?
15:16Well, Gugu is his name.
15:17No. His name is Guglielmo. All right? There's no such thing as Gugu. Have you ever heard of a Saint Gugu? No. There. So stop it.
15:23Salvo, come on.
15:25Tino, I'm only asking for 24 hours. I just want to have a look at how everything's going. A small little tiny peek. Nothing else. I want to make sure that he's behaving correctly. That's it. Please.
15:37Salvo, come on. Can you believe what you're asking me? My goodness, do you realize what you're asking me? I've never experienced anything amazing in my life. Not even once.
15:46And when finally I'm blessed with a dumpster, you come and ask me something like that? How could you ask me to lie? Making me lie can't work. Can you see me lying to Maria Teresa? Me lying seriously?
15:59All right. Okay, fine. Obviously, making you lie would prove what good friends we are, but whatever.
16:07How could you say that? I would do anything for you.
16:11Really? You would? Hmm? I would, yes.
16:18Well then, my dear friend, we have a deal. Give me a nice big hug, will you?
16:22But I'm warning you. I'm giving you 24 hours only.
16:2423 hours will do. You know me. I get things done very quickly.
16:27Not a minute more. Is that clear?
16:29Yes, don't worry.
16:30All right, listen. Tomorrow, we'll take the dumpster to go to work.
16:33Okay, but we'll have to tell everyone that we're taking the plane, as usual.
16:36Right.
16:37Thanks again, my dear friend. I appreciate it.
16:39Why do you keep saying my dear friend...
16:40Sorry, my dear friend.
16:41This is the last time I'm doing your favor.
16:43Thanks, man.
16:44Stop saying my dear friend...
17:45Yeah, I'm afraid so, sweetie.
17:47Time flies by so fast.
18:19I have to go to work.
18:20Oh, why can't you just make up some excuse and not go to work?
18:24I know you're really terrible at lying, but...
18:29But, Val, maybe you could try harder for once.
18:33What time is your flight at?
18:34Uh, it's at, at, at, at...
18:40We take off at 10.30 sharp, I swear.
18:42Honey, you know, you should never swear.
18:45Yes, I know, I know.
18:45I won't swear anymore.
18:46Oh, honey, I hate it so much when we're so far apart, my love.
18:49Sweetie, I know, but there's nothing I can do about it.
18:52But I can, maybe?
18:54No, there's nothing I can do about it either, Salvo, okay?
18:57Because I'm a woman, you think I have to follow you wherever your job takes you?
19:00Well, I won't.
19:01No.
19:01I run a business now.
19:02Sweetie.
19:03If you really care, do you move back here to work, okay?
19:05Sweetie, I don't want to fight just before leaving.
19:07Please.
19:08I don't either, but I hate it when you say things like that.
19:15Bye, sweetheart.
19:16See you later, Dad.
19:18Dad is leaving for a while, but I'll be back very soon.
19:21Hey, Dad, do you know if Santa Claus took my drawing?
19:26What drawing?
19:27The drawing I made for Santa yesterday.
19:29You saw it, right?
19:31Yes.
19:32Yes, I saw it.
19:33Don't worry.
19:33But go back to sleep now, okay?
19:35Bye, sweetheart.
19:36Mwah.
19:37Sweet dreams.
19:38Bye, Dad.
19:38Go back to sleep.
19:39Yes.
19:41Bye, Daddy.
19:43Bye-bye.
19:47What a shame you're leaving a day early.
19:49Yeah, but I don't have a choice, you know?
19:51Of course I know you don't.
19:53Just like I know you didn't choose your boss or to get transferred there in the first place.
19:56Sweetie, I was just saying.
19:58Why would you say such a thing as if I didn't know that already?
20:00Sweetie, calm down.
20:02She's trying to sleep.
20:03Come on now.
20:04Give me a hug.
20:04I don't want to fight.
20:05Come on now.
20:06Give me a hug.
20:07Come here, sweetie.
20:08Hold me tight.
20:12Honey, why...
20:13Do I smell?
20:14Did you put perfume on?
20:15No.
20:16I didn't.
20:17No.
20:17No.
20:18This is my natural scent.
20:19Manly, wild, and strong.
20:21Smell.
20:22You're such an idiot.
20:25Come on, sweetie.
20:26Please, calm down.
20:28We promised each other.
20:29I know.
20:30That distance wouldn't ruin our relationship.
20:32You're right.
20:32I'm sorry.
20:33Okay?
20:39Did you put perfume on?
20:41No, I didn't.
20:42It's probably the clean sheets.
20:44But I didn't even clean them yet.
20:48The taxi!
20:49I forgot to call the taxi, sweetie.
20:50I can't believe I forgot to call the taxi.
20:52I better do it now.
20:53One second, please.
20:54Sorry, my love.
20:54Hello?
20:59Hello.
20:59Good morning.
21:00I need a taxi as soon as possible at 27 Elon Musk Street.
21:05Yes, I know.
21:06The name was chosen through an online vote.
21:12Hey, my love.
21:13Aren't you going to miss your flight?
21:15No.
21:15Don't worry about it, sweetie.
21:16He's always late.
21:17He'll be here soon.
21:18Claudia!
21:19Yes?
21:19Do you have any running water today?
21:21No, not yet.
21:22They mentioned turning it back on this morning at 6.
21:24How come it's done nothing?
21:25I don't know.
21:26I guess they're late?
21:27Hey, look.
21:28He's coming.
21:28He's here.
21:29All right, sweetie.
21:30I'll call you tonight, okay?
21:32Yes, but don't forget that I'm going to bingo night at Goo Goo's, okay?
21:35Oh, so you decided to go after all?
21:36Yes, my love.
21:37That's perfect.
21:38Good for you, sweetie.
21:39That's great.
21:40Bye.
21:41Bye.
21:41So sorry.
21:42I completely forgot to book the taxi.
21:45No, don't worry about it.
21:46Hurry up and leave.
21:47You guys are late.
21:48Bye.
21:49Bye, Claudia.
21:49See you soon.
21:50Bye, sweetie.
21:51Bye.
21:52I'll call you.
21:55Enjoy a bingo night.
21:56Yes, I will.
21:58Okay.
22:00We'll circle around the block and wait for Claudia to go inside.
22:03Then we'll go get my scooter out from the garage and we'll go with that.
22:06Perfect planning, Sam.
22:08Excuse me, sir.
22:09Can you circle around the block?
22:11I forgot something.
22:13If you forgot something, get out of the car and go get it now.
22:17What's wrong, honey?
22:18Did you forget something?
22:19No, sweetie.
22:20He's still learning how to drive.
22:21That's all.
22:22See you.
22:24Ciao.
22:25Bye, sweetie.
22:27I told you to go around the block.
22:28I forgot something.
22:29But why would I circle around?
22:31If you forgot something, get out of the car and go get it now.
22:33Because I don't remember what it is that I forgot.
22:36If I remembered, I wouldn't have forgotten it.
22:37By the time you go around the block, I'll remember what it is that I forgot, okay?
22:42Wow, what a weirdo.
22:43Yeah.
22:43Slow, slow, slow, slow down.
22:48My memory is already fading on me here, so be careful.
22:51Or maybe I'll forget what I just remembered I forgot in the first place, and we'll have to start to do this all over again.
22:55There.
22:56Okay, okay, okay.
22:57Slow down.
22:57And then stop here.
22:58Stop, stop, stop.
22:59We'll get off here.
23:00We're going to the airport, no?
23:01No, we're not going to the airport anymore.
23:03You're still paying me for the airport, right?
23:05I don't care.
23:05Here you go.
23:08And change your perfume.
23:23Dammit, who could it be?
23:25Giovanna.
23:27Be quiet or she'll hear you.
23:29Hello, Giovanna.
23:31Hey, guys, why aren't you here yet?
23:32We're about to take off.
23:33Weren't you supposed to go back today?
23:35What should I say?
23:37Are you staying there?
23:39Giovanna.
23:41I can't.
23:42Giovanna, the phone.
23:43What?
23:43Network is bad.
23:44I can't hear anything.
23:45You there?
23:46What?
23:46The connection is bad.
23:47What, Val?
23:48I can't hear you.
23:50Val?
23:50The connection is bad.
23:51I'm hanging up now.
23:52You're getting cut off.
23:53Hello?
23:54I can't hear you.
23:55I'm going through a tunnel.
23:56I'm in a tunnel right now.
23:59Wait, wait, what?
24:00Hello?
24:01Valentino, help.
24:02What are you doing?
24:03That trick works every time.
24:05You made it sound like a stroke.
24:08Oh, well.
24:11Slow down.
24:20Does it still work?
24:22Of course it does.
24:23This thing's a rocket.
24:24Not so fast.
24:30This isn't a nasty movie.
24:31Hold on tight.
24:32Stop.
24:45Slow down.
24:45Stop.
24:49Okay, hurry.
24:50Move it.
24:50Come on.
24:50Hey.
24:55What?
24:56There.
24:57Yes, fine.
24:57Give me my things.
24:58There's yours.
24:58You carry them.
24:59Okay, let's go.
25:00Yeah, yeah, yeah.
25:01Enough.
25:12Enough.
25:14Stop it.
25:16Back off.
25:17All the money saved on airfare is spent on air freshener.
25:20You'll thank me later.
25:21I'm telling you, you'll thank me later.
25:23Come on, let's go.
25:25Hold on.
25:26What is it?
25:27Weren't we supposed to buy cannolis for Mr. Giacalone?
25:30We were, yes.
25:34Then we have no other choice.
25:35How's that?
25:36We'll buy some cannolis in Milan.
25:38No.
25:39I know.
25:40Come on, let's go.
25:42I'll hand you the suitcases.
25:44Wait.
25:45Slow down.
25:46Hurry.
25:46Hurry.
25:58Sir, hello.
25:59Good morning.
26:00Yes, punctuality is key.
26:02Isn't that right?
26:05Yeah?
26:06Hey, welcome back, guys.
26:15Ah, doctor.
26:16Are those for us?
26:17No, no.
26:17They're for Mr. Giacalone.
26:20How was your trip?
26:21It was quite an adventure.
26:22We'd rather not talk about it.
26:24Yeah, but the sea air was nice, right?
26:26How lucky you guys are.
26:27Lucky?
26:27The sea air is nice, but come on.
26:29We are much luckier up here.
26:31We have beautiful fields and so much foggy air.
26:34Whereas down there, it's hot.
26:35Hey.
26:35Hey, guys.
26:36Listen.
26:38Mr. Giacalone.
26:39Yeah?
26:39He won't.
26:41No.
26:42No.
26:42Dad, please.
26:43I promise, once you get the treatment, we'll return to Sicily.
26:54This is worse than I expected it to be.
26:58Emergency protocol.
26:59What?
27:00Really?
27:01It's time to take the instruments out.
27:02Are you sure, Salvo?
27:03I'll never be able to thank you enough.
27:28Now I can go back to Sicily knowing my dad is in good hands.
27:33One thing is for sure.
27:35The real good cannolis are only found in Sicily.
27:38La, mi lasci, me lo torno.
27:42La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
27:45Hey.
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