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Four friends reunite to catch up on each other's lives. As the night progresses, it devolves into a whirlwind of jealousy, lies and earth-shattering revelations. Before they finish their bottle of wine, their worlds will be brutally changed forever!
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00:00:58And there it is.
00:01:20Yay.
00:01:21All right.
00:01:22You do.
00:01:23With that, Jess, some for you.
00:01:25I am actually good with water.
00:01:27Seriously?
00:01:28Well, I'm not drinking right now.
00:01:30I'll explain later.
00:01:31OK.
00:01:32Then here's the wrong one.
00:01:35How about some for Bob?
00:01:36Yep.
00:01:42Please, sir, may I have another?
00:01:45Just a drop for me.
00:01:46Just a second.
00:01:47Just a drop.
00:01:48I'm driving.
00:01:49Who are you talking to?
00:01:50You're the one pouring.
00:01:51What a dork.
00:01:52OK.
00:01:53Oh, oh, oh.
00:01:54I'll have some.
00:01:55Oh, I'm sorry.
00:01:56Sorry, honey.
00:01:57Just say when.
00:01:58Filler, babe.
00:02:00You know what?
00:02:01Let's let it chill.
00:02:02Let it chill.
00:02:05All right.
00:02:08I am so happy to see you guys.
00:02:11It's been too long.
00:02:13It's my fault.
00:02:14No, no.
00:02:15I feel like I'm dreaming.
00:02:16Seriously.
00:02:17I mean, is this real?
00:02:18I'm pinching myself.
00:02:19It's my fault.
00:02:20No, no, no, no.
00:02:21Stop it.
00:02:22Your flakiness is charming.
00:02:23Flakiness?
00:02:24Well, it is just so rare that we're all able to be together.
00:02:26Exactly.
00:02:27So rare.
00:02:28It is so.
00:02:29It's so rare.
00:02:30So rare.
00:02:31So rare.
00:02:32So rare.
00:02:33So rare.
00:02:34So rare.
00:02:35I am just .
00:02:37That's all.
00:02:38I just wish we'd see each other.
00:02:40No, no, no, no.
00:02:41I'm not even blaming you, really.
00:02:42Honestly, it's true.
00:02:44I'm flaky.
00:02:45But in the best possible way.
00:02:47Oh, liar.
00:02:48It drives him insane.
00:02:49After I'm bleeding the fifth, I have the right to remain silent.
00:02:52All I'm saying is that I am just so happy.
00:02:55So happy.
00:02:56Yeah.
00:02:57Me too.
00:02:58Let's hold hands and sing.
00:03:01Cheers.
00:03:02Kumbaya.
00:03:03Cheers.
00:03:04Okay.
00:03:05Cheers.
00:03:06Cheers.
00:03:07Cheers.
00:03:12Oh.
00:03:13Wine is good.
00:03:15It is good.
00:03:16It is.
00:03:17Yeah.
00:03:18I dig it.
00:03:19I'm sorry, but I'm taking a bite.
00:03:21Wait, wait, wait.
00:03:22I want to say something too.
00:03:24Don't shoot me.
00:03:26Shh.
00:03:27All right.
00:03:28Behave yourself.
00:03:29It's a pantomime.
00:03:30Relax.
00:03:31Bob fires blanks anyway.
00:03:33Hey.
00:03:34Okay.
00:03:35Okay.
00:03:36All right.
00:03:37I just want to say that I know that it's been a long time, but we have an excuse.
00:03:39We've been busy.
00:03:40I'm busy.
00:03:41Yeah.
00:03:42Well, I don't know how you guys do it.
00:03:43I really don't.
00:03:44Well, it's tedious and we're broke.
00:03:46Laura.
00:03:47It's not a secret.
00:03:48You guys need some help?
00:03:49Bob.
00:03:50We don't even know.
00:03:51We don't even know if we're really in the position.
00:03:53We're trying to start a family, so I don't know how much we could really help.
00:03:58My acting is starting to really gain some momentum.
00:04:01Yeah.
00:04:02No, it's...
00:04:03I did that commercial.
00:04:05It's an industrial, but yeah.
00:04:06We're fine.
00:04:07Moneybags.
00:04:08I'm writing a new book.
00:04:09Yes.
00:04:10It's great.
00:04:11Everything's going to be okay.
00:04:12No one said it would be easy, right?
00:04:14You're amazing.
00:04:15Both of you.
00:04:16You really do.
00:04:17There's such commitment to your art.
00:04:19Thank you, Jess.
00:04:20Don't thank me.
00:04:21It's really sweet.
00:04:22I think that what I'm trying to say is getting lost in translation.
00:04:30When I say that we are busy, I mean that we got busy.
00:04:40We're pregnant.
00:04:41We're pregnant.
00:04:42Oh, boom!
00:04:44Oh my gosh, yes.
00:04:45Look at this.
00:04:47Oh my gosh, sweetheart.
00:04:49I know.
00:04:52Wow.
00:04:53Oh my gosh.
00:04:55Congratulations.
00:04:58I can't believe it.
00:04:59I have it for you.
00:05:00I'm happy for you.
00:05:01I know.
00:05:02I can't believe it either.
00:05:03So let me get this straight.
00:05:04You put your...
00:05:06I did.
00:05:07Oh, okay.
00:05:08I did.
00:05:09At least once.
00:05:10Oh, no.
00:05:12Congratulations.
00:05:13That's awesome.
00:05:14That's very cool.
00:05:15Yes, thank you.
00:05:16Oh my gosh.
00:05:18Hi.
00:05:20Congrats.
00:05:21Congrats.
00:05:22Congrats, old timer.
00:05:23You're going to be the worst dad ever.
00:05:25Oh.
00:05:26It's true.
00:05:27I am not ready.
00:05:28Okay, no.
00:05:29Evan, you know that irks me.
00:05:31He's going to be fine.
00:05:32He's just nervous.
00:05:33I'd be nervous too.
00:05:34From now on, your life is going to be horrible.
00:05:36I am so happy.
00:05:37I am so happy for both of you.
00:05:39I am just so excited.
00:05:41I just can't stand it.
00:05:42I'm so excited.
00:05:43Yeah.
00:05:44We're excited too.
00:05:45It's going to be great.
00:05:46Oh.
00:05:47Yeah.
00:05:48No.
00:05:49Kidding aside, I think it's going to be great too.
00:05:50You're going to be a great dad.
00:05:52I mean it.
00:05:53That's, that's awesome.
00:05:57Thank you, Bob.
00:05:59Okay.
00:06:00Let's now eat.
00:06:01Yes.
00:06:02Wow.
00:06:03Amazing.
00:06:04Okay.
00:06:05Mmm.
00:06:06Mmm.
00:06:07Wow.
00:06:08Yum.
00:06:09Mmm.
00:06:10Mmm.
00:06:11Yeah.
00:06:12Bravo.
00:06:13Mmm.
00:06:14Terrific.
00:06:15Yeah.
00:06:16Very proud of you.
00:06:17Yeah?
00:06:18Very tasty.
00:06:19Very proud.
00:06:20It's, um, yay.
00:06:23I'm so happy.
00:06:24That makes me feel good.
00:06:25Mmm.
00:06:26Mmm.
00:06:27So Jess, um, I haven't seen you in so long.
00:06:29How was everything?
00:06:30Good.
00:06:31Good.
00:06:32Good.
00:06:33Good.
00:06:34Good.
00:06:35Good.
00:06:36Good.
00:06:37Good.
00:06:38Good.
00:06:39Good.
00:06:40Good.
00:06:41Good.
00:06:42Good.
00:06:43Good.
00:06:44Good.
00:06:45Good.
00:06:46Good.
00:06:47Good.
00:06:48Good.
00:06:49Good.
00:06:50Good.
00:06:51Good.
00:06:52Good.
00:06:52Good.
00:06:53Good.
00:06:54She's been doing a lot of cooking.
00:06:55Well, I don't wanna brag.
00:06:58She's getting very good.
00:06:59Very good.
00:07:00Exhibit A, the party inside your mouth.
00:07:03What are these? Beats?
00:07:04I feel like I finally found my passion.
00:07:07I mean, cooking is a form of art, you know?
00:07:10And I am finally starting to understand what you guys feel as artists.
00:07:14Like it is just- So fun to be that creative.
00:07:18You know?
00:07:19Totally.
00:07:20Totally.
00:07:20And my solidary glands don't mind one bit, let me tell you.
00:07:24But my love handles, they tell a different story.
00:07:27How are you, besides all the baby stuff?
00:07:29Like, how are you?
00:07:30I mean, how's your art, your painting?
00:07:32Yes, it's the art is great.
00:07:35It's fantastic.
00:07:37Yeah, it's great, it's great.
00:07:39Good.
00:07:41I just rented one of those booths at a street fair
00:07:45where a lot of Brooklyn up-and-coming artists get
00:07:49discovered, so, you know, that's great.
00:07:52Yes, we're very optimistic.
00:07:53Well, when you say that, you sound pessimistic.
00:07:57Non-sequitur, non-sequitur to Joseph's godparents.
00:08:05Mmm.
00:08:07Oh, my god.
00:08:08It's a boy.
00:08:09Wow, oh, my god, it's a boy.
00:08:10It's really a boy.
00:08:12You want to make us his godparent?
00:08:13Yeah, well, who else do we trust more than you guys?
00:08:16At the very least, you should trust
00:08:17Joseph's trust fund.
00:08:19DMI.
00:08:20Sorry.
00:08:20Hey, uh, I'd be honored.
00:08:23Truly.
00:08:24All kidding aside, when you guys die,
00:08:27your baby Joe is safe with me.
00:08:30Here is the line, and here is Bob.
00:08:33You know, Bob's dark sense of humor is most of the reason
00:08:35why I like him, and I hope that Joe inherits it.
00:08:38Even if you somehow miraculously continue to exist.
00:08:40Oh, my god.
00:08:44Where's my head?
00:08:46I forgot.
00:08:47Laura, I have grape juice in the fridge.
00:08:48Oh, no, no, no, I'm fine.
00:08:49Sit down.
00:08:50Uh, you want coconut water?
00:08:51No.
00:08:52Well, you should.
00:08:53It's rich in potassium.
00:08:54It's perfect for a little bit.
00:08:55Oh, no, no, no.
00:08:56I'm good with wine.
00:08:57Oh, cool.
00:09:00Oh.
00:09:01Yeah, sit down.
00:09:04Yeah.
00:09:04Sit down.
00:09:07Sit down.
00:09:08All right, interesting.
00:09:08OK.
00:09:11Are you sure?
00:09:12It's no trouble.
00:09:12I, yeah, I'm fine.
00:09:17OK, cool.
00:09:19That's so good.
00:09:19That's, I, I just didn't know.
00:09:23I, I thought.
00:09:24Oh, no, no, no, no, it's fine.
00:09:26It's fine.
00:09:29Fun, cool.
00:09:29Great.
00:09:30I, wow.
00:09:31I'm just so happy you guys are here.
00:09:33Yeah.
00:09:34This is awesome.
00:09:35Really, really cool.
00:09:36Super cool.
00:09:37Will you help me in the kitchen?
00:09:39Why?
00:09:40This, I forgot the salad.
00:09:41Oh, that, oh, right, right, but it's salad.
00:09:43Yeah, I, but I need to toss it.
00:09:46All right, please don't make a joke.
00:09:47I see the wheels turning, please.
00:09:49And the bowls are slippery, and I don't want them to break.
00:09:52I mean, it's boring details.
00:09:54Anyway, I just, I need your help.
00:09:55Bowls are slippery.
00:09:56No, they are not.
00:09:57They're just, I just, I need your help.
00:09:59That is all.
00:10:00I'll help.
00:10:01No, no, no, no, no, you are the guest.
00:10:02No, it's, it's no trouble.
00:10:03Thank you, but no.
00:10:04OK, I got it.
00:10:05I got it.
00:10:07You said.
00:10:07No, no, no, no, I'm coming with.
00:10:09What?
00:10:10No, I know how to hold a bowl.
00:10:11You said it yourself.
00:10:12I'm the, I'm the best, I'm the best bowl holder.
00:10:14I got it.
00:10:15Indulge me.
00:10:16OK.
00:10:16You're right back.
00:10:17You're self-indulged.
00:10:20Did you see that?
00:10:23What, the bowls?
00:10:24No, before that.
00:10:25Salad?
00:10:26The coconut water.
00:10:27Oh, yeah.
00:10:28Oh, yeah.
00:10:29It's the newest fat.
00:10:30Everybody's drinking it.
00:10:31You haven't had coconut water?
00:10:32It's really good.
00:10:33Yeah, I know.
00:10:34I've had coconut water.
00:10:35That's not what I'm talking about.
00:10:36I'm just saying that she was, she was judging me.
00:10:37Oh.
00:10:38Oh.
00:10:39She was, no.
00:10:40I don't know.
00:10:41She was judging me.
00:10:42It was completely overt.
00:10:43I don't know.
00:10:44I would, I just let that go.
00:10:47OK.
00:10:48Hey, if I thought that she was being, you know that I'd, I'm on your side.
00:10:52Yeah.
00:10:53Yeah, no.
00:10:54If I thought that she was being out of line, you know that I'd.
00:10:57What?
00:10:58What would you do?
00:10:59I'd say something.
00:11:01Yeah?
00:11:02Yeah.
00:11:03Of course.
00:11:05I don't know.
00:11:08Sometimes you're.
00:11:10What?
00:11:11I don't know.
00:11:12Don't say it.
00:11:14I just feel like you hold your tongue.
00:11:16You're so diplomatic.
00:11:17Oh, God.
00:11:18I just, I like to make people happy.
00:11:20I know, but you, you, you don't have to make everybody happy all the time.
00:11:25You know?
00:11:26I feel like you're not the best communicator.
00:11:30I'm a writer.
00:11:33Yeah.
00:11:36I know.
00:11:37Uh, uh, so, I've got to tell you, Jess was right.
00:11:41This is a, uh, these are some, uh.
00:11:43Well, I have a class.
00:11:44I would drop them.
00:11:45Slippery holes.
00:11:47Oh.
00:11:48Move that over there.
00:11:49Oh.
00:11:50You're more athletic than I am.
00:11:51All right, dig in.
00:11:52Sure.
00:11:53Ooh.
00:11:55Mm-hmm.
00:11:56What are these, uh, beets?
00:11:58Well, yes, amongst other things.
00:12:00In the salad, they're a garden in your bowl.
00:12:03Mm-hmm.
00:12:04Uh-huh.
00:12:05Mm.
00:12:06Yeah?
00:12:07I mean, I am actually really into beets right now.
00:12:10Yeah.
00:12:11Yeah, I'm serious.
00:12:12I think we picked up on that.
00:12:13Well, the first dish, the beets, it's just raw, pure beets.
00:12:17Nothing added, nothing, the flavor is just from the beets themselves.
00:12:22Mm-hmm.
00:12:23There's no GMOs or any of that garbage.
00:12:25Oh.
00:12:26It's delicious.
00:12:27And then, and then this course, the beets are just in the background.
00:12:30And then, you know, there's the dressing, of course.
00:12:32It's balsamic.
00:12:33Oh, it is balsamic?
00:12:34Mm-hmm.
00:12:35I thought I was going to guess that.
00:12:36Well, yes.
00:12:37Locally sourced.
00:12:38That's really nice.
00:12:39Mm-hmm.
00:12:40Mm.
00:12:42Do you like it, Laura?
00:12:44Uh, yeah.
00:12:45It's great.
00:12:46Yeah?
00:12:47Yeah.
00:12:48The special thing about the vinegar is the way it's fermented.
00:12:50Mm-hmm.
00:12:51It's actually a rather lengthy process.
00:12:53Yeah?
00:12:54Mm-hmm.
00:12:55Oh, here.
00:12:56You know what?
00:12:57I want to, I want to show you something.
00:12:58All right, because I, let me see.
00:13:00It's because I looked it up.
00:13:02Mm-hmm.
00:13:03Let's see.
00:13:04Wikipedia?
00:13:05Mm-hmm.
00:13:06Wikipedia?
00:13:07Well, okay, yeah.
00:13:09Instead of the bacteria fermenting into sugar,
00:13:12and it happens when wine is made,
00:13:14the bacteria converts the alcohol portion to acid.
00:13:17End quote.
00:13:18But it's still a poison like alcohol.
00:13:20Did you know that alcohol is a poison?
00:13:22Well, hello.
00:13:23Alcohol poisoning.
00:13:24Yum.
00:13:25Well, I just always thought it was a figure of speech.
00:13:27You know, I'm just, you learn something new every day.
00:13:30It's never too late to learn and to make changes.
00:13:33I pray you do not fall in love with me,
00:13:35for I am falser than vows.
00:13:37Stop it.
00:13:38Vows made in wine.
00:13:39Oh, forgive the change of subject,
00:13:41but I just heard something rather interesting myself.
00:13:44It is official.
00:13:45They have discovered a long-lost Shakespeare play.
00:13:48Aren't you supposed to be an actor, dude?
00:13:54You know what?
00:13:55You joke, but without Shakespeare,
00:13:56we would all be just absolutely crazy.
00:13:58I mean, we already are all absolutely crazy.
00:14:00I have a feeling that given the right circumstances,
00:14:03anybody is capable of evil.
00:14:05Well, not me.
00:14:06I'm a pacifist.
00:14:08I feel like given the right circumstances,
00:14:10you could be capable of violence.
00:14:12No.
00:14:13Well, what if somebody was hurting someone you loved?
00:14:16Violence is not the answer.
00:14:18Oh, my gosh.
00:14:19Who did I marry?
00:14:20Ignorant.
00:14:21People are just ignorant.
00:14:22A little off point there, Jess,
00:14:23but still technically on the spectrum of acceptable banter.
00:14:27No, but Jess raises a valid idea.
00:14:29We don't know what we don't know, right?
00:14:33And I call those things the invisibles.
00:14:36The invisible consequences of poor choices.
00:14:39And they might not be invisible for that long.
00:14:41Maybe just for a little bit, for several months or so.
00:14:44Yes.
00:14:48Evan is writing a book.
00:14:49He's in the...
00:14:50Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:14:51Like talking into his...
00:14:52Pacing around with his tape recorder.
00:14:54Yes, talking into it like a lunatic.
00:14:56Yeah, like a homeless person.
00:14:57Homeless person.
00:14:59Yeah.
00:15:00Oh, what?
00:15:01I'm not allowed to brag about you?
00:15:02It didn't sound like bragging.
00:15:03Well, I'm not allowed to, um, tease you.
00:15:08Carry on as you were.
00:15:10Actually, it's over my head, this book.
00:15:14No, no, no.
00:15:16It's just the ramblings of a madman.
00:15:18Bob has a point.
00:15:19Well, no, one of these days I promise I'll get around to reading one of your books.
00:15:22Just as soon as you learn how to read.
00:15:24Hey-o!
00:15:26No, all kidding aside, I know, I know I need to read one.
00:15:30It's really no big deal.
00:15:31No, it is a big deal.
00:15:32We support you.
00:15:33That's right.
00:15:34We do.
00:15:35Watch your, watch your, watch your, watch your back, Malcolm Gladwell.
00:15:44Yeah, I know you're joking, but there's actually a little bit of truth to that.
00:15:47This time, I am decidedly writing in a conversational time.
00:15:50Yeah, we're trying to get away from academia.
00:15:52I firmly believe that my ideas have a basic human appeal.
00:15:55Mm-hmm.
00:15:56Well, with the baby, we're thinking in terms, more in terms of dollars and cents.
00:15:59Yes, of course.
00:16:00So, you know, I think that I want him to write a book that really gets people's blood boiling.
00:16:05Mmm.
00:16:06Save it for Jerry Springer.
00:16:08You know, you focus on you.
00:16:12You are creative and smart and intelligent and sensitive, and the money will come.
00:16:19We believe in you.
00:16:22Thank you, Jess.
00:16:23Yes.
00:16:24Yeah.
00:16:25That's very sweet, Jess.
00:16:26She's the best.
00:16:28Would you come with me in the bathroom?
00:16:32What?
00:16:33Right now.
00:16:34It's just, it's no problem.
00:16:36It's just, it's a little thing, but I need your help.
00:16:38Yes, okay.
00:16:39Okay?
00:16:40Yeah, yeah.
00:16:46If she keeps drinking.
00:16:47It's her baby.
00:16:48Yeah.
00:16:49To state the obvious.
00:16:51You can't control her.
00:16:52She's her own person.
00:16:54She owns Evan, that is for sure.
00:16:56Hey.
00:16:57What do you know is true?
00:16:58I don't care if it's true.
00:16:59We shouldn't be, we shouldn't be talking about them.
00:17:01They were talking about us.
00:17:02You need to take it down a notch.
00:17:05They're our guests.
00:17:07Not to mention our best friends.
00:17:09Stop.
00:17:11I'm sorry.
00:17:12I'm sorry.
00:17:13Let's just.
00:17:14I'm sorry.
00:17:15You're right.
00:17:16Let's just have fun.
00:17:17I, okay.
00:17:18I'm sorry.
00:17:19I, I actually am having fun.
00:17:20You are?
00:17:21Okay.
00:17:22Tons of fun.
00:17:23Oh, good.
00:17:24I'm having fun too.
00:17:25Good.
00:17:26I'm serious.
00:17:27Serious too.
00:17:28Very serious.
00:17:29Sorry about that.
00:17:32No, of course.
00:17:33There's nothing more important than the baby right now.
00:17:36Are you, you okay?
00:17:37Look at this.
00:17:38I am okay.
00:17:39The baby's okay.
00:17:40It's a, it's embarrassing.
00:17:42It's a, just a little medical issue that I don't want to talk about.
00:17:46Okay.
00:17:47I totally get it.
00:17:48Medical, medical problems are delicate.
00:17:49Oh, it's a, it's not a problem.
00:17:51Oh, good.
00:17:52Phew.
00:17:53Yeah.
00:17:54It's just an issue.
00:17:55It's not a problem.
00:17:56Oh, no.
00:17:57Yeah.
00:17:58I just meant, I don't want you to be worried at all.
00:17:59Well, how could I not worry?
00:18:00Is it a, is it a digestive thing?
00:18:01How could I not worry?
00:18:03I, I worry about you too.
00:18:06Mm.
00:18:07You do?
00:18:08Why do you worry about me?
00:18:09I just worry normal, you know, friendship worry.
00:18:13Oh, good.
00:18:14Yeah, we'll pause.
00:18:15Evan, I'm worried about you.
00:18:16Oh, I'm not worried about you.
00:18:17You should be.
00:18:18You should be very worried, very concerned.
00:18:20You know, I am going to get the chicken.
00:18:25Um, Bob, can you help?
00:18:28Another slippery bowl.
00:18:30Bob.
00:18:31Kidding.
00:18:32Relax.
00:18:39Okay, did you see that?
00:18:40What?
00:18:41I said it was a medical issue.
00:18:42And then she said it was a medical problem.
00:18:43That is so nuanced, Laura.
00:18:44Oh, nuanced?
00:18:45That, just because it's nuanced doesn't make it less real.
00:18:46We are all just trying to have a good time.
00:18:47That's all.
00:18:48You're just sticking up for her because she stuck up for you.
00:18:49What?
00:18:50Oh, uh, save it for Jerry Springer.
00:18:51Oh, not this again.
00:18:52You were such a sensitive creature.
00:18:53Well, I felt nice being supported.
00:18:54Wow.
00:18:55I'm sorry.
00:18:56I'm sorry.
00:18:57That is not what I meant.
00:18:58Yeah, I do support you.
00:18:59Yeah, you're right.
00:19:00You do.
00:19:01I agree.
00:19:02I can't believe that you said that.
00:19:03I am very supportive.
00:19:04Please don't let this ruin our night.
00:19:05Okay?
00:19:06I'm sorry.
00:19:07Forgive me.
00:19:08Okay.
00:19:09Okay.
00:19:10Okay.
00:19:11I can't believe that you didn't see that because it's so obvious.
00:19:12I am sure that you're right.
00:19:13I will pay closer attention.
00:19:15Okay.
00:19:16Here we go.
00:19:17More beats.
00:19:18Just kidding.
00:19:19I'm kidding.
00:19:20I'm kidding.
00:19:21It just looks like beets.
00:19:22It's chicken.
00:19:23It's chicken.
00:19:24It looks like the beef.
00:19:25All right, that is not funny.
00:19:26What?
00:19:27Stop.
00:19:28It tastes like beets.
00:19:29It tastes like beets.
00:19:30It tastes like beets.
00:19:31Right?
00:19:32Yeah.
00:19:33Okay?
00:19:34It's not funny.
00:19:35All right.
00:19:36It tastes like beets.
00:19:37I mean, I don't know.
00:19:38Hey, I'm sorry.
00:19:39I'm sorry.
00:19:40No, I don't know.
00:19:41Okay?
00:19:42I can't believe that you didn't see that because it's so obvious.
00:19:44I am sure that you're right.
00:19:45I will pay closer attention.
00:19:47Okay.
00:19:48Here we go.
00:19:49More beets.
00:19:50It tastes just like chicken.
00:19:52I'm just being silly.
00:19:54I'm just goofing around.
00:19:56Relax.
00:19:58It's chicken, guys, in case you were confused.
00:20:00I never liked it.
00:20:02What a dick, right?
00:20:04Oh, my God.
00:20:06I do not mean for that to be so hard.
00:20:10I am so sorry. That was so much harder than I intended.
00:20:13No, it's okay. I'm fine.
00:20:17I'm sorry. I was totally just kidding around.
00:20:19Stop. I'm fine.
00:20:22Oh, my God.
00:20:24It's okay. He's a big boy. He can take it.
00:20:27I deserved it.
00:20:28No, don't say that.
00:20:29I did. It's fine. It's funny.
00:20:32Moving on.
00:20:33Sorry.
00:20:34No more jokes tonight. I'm serious from here on out.
00:20:37No, I want you to make jokes if they're funny.
00:20:39Noted. Geez.
00:20:41I've always thought Bob was funny.
00:20:44I...
00:20:46I...
00:20:48I used to think I was...
00:20:51funny.
00:20:52But now I'm...
00:20:53Now I'm not so sure.
00:20:55This chicken is delicious, by the way.
00:20:57Yeah.
00:20:58It melts in your mouth really.
00:21:00I spent all day slow roasting it.
00:21:02Yeah, you said.
00:21:03Did I?
00:21:04Did you really forget?
00:21:06Well, anyway, it's slow roasted. It's slow roasted.
00:21:09It's...
00:21:10It's, uh...
00:21:11It's organic.
00:21:12Free range.
00:21:13The whole...
00:21:14The whole kit.
00:21:15The whole kit and caboodle.
00:21:16Oh, you're like...
00:21:17Real Martha Stewart.
00:21:18No, I wouldn't survive in jail very long.
00:21:20That's why I live my life way too carefully.
00:21:22Well, this is the best chicken that I've ever had in my entire life.
00:21:25It's like a...
00:21:26Like an orgasm in my mouth.
00:21:28Save some for me, will you?
00:21:30What?
00:21:31I come.
00:21:36Sorry.
00:21:37I was, uh...
00:21:38I was talking about the chicken.
00:21:39Yeah.
00:21:40Awkward.
00:21:42Oh, man.
00:21:43I'm squirming.
00:21:45You meant chicken.
00:21:46She thought you meant sex.
00:21:51Anyway.
00:21:53Anyway.
00:21:54I'm really happy with how the chicken came out.
00:21:56I'm really...
00:21:57I'm really happy.
00:21:59It's slow-roasted.
00:22:06You okay, Jess?
00:22:09What?
00:22:10Oh, nothing.
00:22:11No, I just...
00:22:12You know, you just sound a little bit...
00:22:13I don't know.
00:22:14Ah.
00:22:15It's...
00:22:16It's her modesty.
00:22:17You need to learn how to take a compliment, Jess.
00:22:20That's...
00:22:21That's not a compliment.
00:22:24Oh.
00:22:25What's wrong?
00:22:27No...
00:22:28I'm just, um...
00:22:32Just going through a rough patch, I think.
00:22:34Come on.
00:22:35Champ.
00:22:36It's only, uh...
00:22:37It's only a rough patch if you let it be a rough patch.
00:22:40That's not fair.
00:22:41You're letting it...
00:22:42You're letting it get to you.
00:22:44What...
00:22:45What are you letting get to you?
00:22:46Your good fortune.
00:22:47Uh...
00:22:48Bob?
00:22:49Not now.
00:22:50I can't say we're having a hard time having a baby.
00:22:53It's...
00:22:54We're having a hard time having a baby.
00:22:56Oh, honey.
00:22:57How...
00:23:00How long have you been trying?
00:23:01Years.
00:23:03I am sure that you guys are going to get the hang of it soon.
00:23:05Do you want me to explain the steps?
00:23:07Evan.
00:23:08Evan.
00:23:09It's not...
00:23:10Not funny.
00:23:11Relax, Laura.
00:23:12I can defend myself.
00:23:13You know what?
00:23:14No, that was a bad joke.
00:23:15Don't be.
00:23:16Hey, don't be sorry.
00:23:17No, no.
00:23:18It was funny.
00:23:19I'm glad you could joke about it.
00:23:20I'm sorry.
00:23:21Don't be.
00:23:22Don't be.
00:23:23I'm too sensitive.
00:23:24It is not the end of the world.
00:23:25I want a kid.
00:23:26Nothing wrong with that.
00:23:27I want a lot of kids.
00:23:28I always thought I would be that kind of mother that...
00:23:32When you grow up an only child, you grow up lonely.
00:23:36I want my kids to have brothers and sisters to play with.
00:23:39The situation is not ideal right now.
00:23:41Well, there's still time.
00:23:43No.
00:23:44No, I started too late.
00:23:46I should have started in my 20s.
00:23:47Because when you start in your 30s, it's risky.
00:23:49Well, that's not true.
00:23:50There are a lot of different ways to assist in fertilization.
00:23:53You should be talking to doctors.
00:23:54All I do is talk to doctors.
00:23:55I am maxing out on my IVF.
00:23:57It's upsetting.
00:23:58Oh.
00:23:59Jess.
00:24:00Jess.
00:24:01Oh my gosh.
00:24:02You know, any...
00:24:05Anything you need.
00:24:07I'm...
00:24:08I'm gonna be there for you.
00:24:09Day or night.
00:24:10Really.
00:24:11I'm serious.
00:24:14I just...
00:24:15I started with insanely high expectations.
00:24:17So I just need to change my expectations.
00:24:18That's all.
00:24:19I have to say, the reality of the situation is depressing me.
00:24:28And I'm not asking for your sympathy or anything like that.
00:24:30I just...
00:24:31I just...
00:24:32It feels good, you know, to share it with you guys.
00:24:33You know?
00:24:34Yeah.
00:24:35It's stressful.
00:24:36It's stressful.
00:24:37The clock is ticking because every day that passes, it feels like a mischievous.
00:24:42Oh, so you're supposed to time it according to your cycle and all that bullshit, which is zapping the experience of any kind of romance.
00:24:50Oh my God.
00:24:51Too much information.
00:24:52I'm all sure.
00:24:53I'm all sure who could I talk to about this.
00:24:55How about one of our three therapists that we talked to?
00:24:58Honey, Bob is right.
00:24:59I mean, this is what friends are for.
00:25:01Truly.
00:25:02I just...
00:25:03Truly.
00:25:04I...
00:25:05Everything that is happening to me right now is about my ovaries.
00:25:09It is...
00:25:10It is...
00:25:11It is tragicomic to the extreme.
00:25:13I am so cliche.
00:25:15That is why I am not drinking because if I ever do get pregnant, I want my body to...
00:25:19It's so...
00:25:21It is so lame.
00:25:23And do not talk to me about a baby shower.
00:25:27I cannot hear about another baby shower.
00:25:31I do not think I can go to another baby shower.
00:25:33I just do not think I have it in me.
00:25:34But then don't go to one.
00:25:35Don't go to one.
00:25:36You don't have to even go to mine.
00:25:38No, I am...
00:25:39Nothing can keep me from yours.
00:25:40Nothing can keep me from your baby shower.
00:25:42No.
00:25:43Jess.
00:25:45Jess.
00:25:46Don't do this to yourself.
00:25:53I am sorry.
00:25:54I...
00:26:00I just feel so alone.
00:26:01I just...
00:26:04No offence Bob.
00:26:05None taken.
00:26:07Oh my god.
00:26:08I've been giving you so much shit lately.
00:26:13I'm crazy. I'm crazy.
00:26:15I'm a bitch. I'm being a total bitch.
00:26:17And it's not right.
00:26:19I know, I know that you want a child as much as I do.
00:26:24And I know we want the same thing.
00:26:27And I'm amazed by your patience and by your restraint.
00:26:33Well, I'm not perfect either.
00:26:35You are. You're perfect.
00:26:36I'm a goof.
00:26:38I joke too much.
00:26:42I'm a goof.
00:26:43You're a lovable goof.
00:26:44But I just want to say...
00:26:47It brings me pain seeing your pain.
00:26:52It's kind of weird, actually.
00:26:57And I'm sure Evan has some sort of psychological, scientific explanation for it.
00:27:04Yeah.
00:27:06I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
00:27:08I didn't mean to get all, um...
00:27:12It's fine.
00:27:13And I know I'm not saying the right words.
00:27:16I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
00:27:16I'm sorry.
00:27:18This is really...
00:27:20This is really good wine.
00:27:21I will get you a tissue hug.
00:27:26And you still love me.
00:27:28Stop.
00:27:29Even when I'm being a total...
00:27:32When you're being a total...
00:27:33You're not supposed to agree with a...
00:27:36Baby.
00:27:38I feel what you feel. I feel it every day.
00:27:41I want you to feel okay.
00:27:42I know.
00:27:43And relax a little.
00:27:44You are a man.
00:27:47And I like that.
00:27:49I want that.
00:27:50And I...
00:27:52I know when we eventually get pregnant.
00:27:56I will be so domestic.
00:27:59Because I believe in traditional gender roles.
00:28:03Here.
00:28:04Here's...
00:28:05I only found a paper towel.
00:28:06That's okay.
00:28:07Sorry.
00:28:08It's okay.
00:28:08Babe.
00:28:09It's fine.
00:28:19I'm fine.
00:28:20Good.
00:28:21It's my maternal instinct coming out, I guess.
00:28:25The hormones are out of control.
00:28:27Oh, my God.
00:28:27I can attest to that.
00:28:29You know what?
00:28:30Yesterday, I caught her singing to a dead housefly.
00:28:33Whoa.
00:28:34It was not dead.
00:28:35You had just swatted it with a fly swatter.
00:28:37It was dead.
00:28:38It wasn't dead.
00:28:39I felt terrible.
00:28:40I...
00:28:40I...
00:28:41I'm like a Buddhist.
00:28:42I believe that all things have equal value.
00:28:45Equal, except for that form of life you're stuffing in your mouth.
00:28:48Okay.
00:28:48Well, Jess's chicken is so, so, so, so good.
00:28:53Wait.
00:28:53Are you a vegetarian now?
00:28:54Oh, I'm just...
00:28:55I'm just, you know, tinkering with it.
00:28:57It's not...
00:28:58Oh, my...
00:28:58I wish I had known.
00:29:00I would have made something else.
00:29:01I have...
00:29:01I have, like, a billion vegetarian recipes that I haven't tried.
00:29:06No.
00:29:06I would have felt so good to stretch myself.
00:29:08I won't hear of it.
00:29:09I would miss the best meal that I've ever had.
00:29:14Honestly, I really wasn't fishing for a compliment.
00:29:16I really wish I had known.
00:29:17Oh, I didn't want to corral your creativity.
00:29:19You're a master cook now.
00:29:23You should have seen her yesterday.
00:29:25She pulled out all her chicken recipes.
00:29:26She was swimming in all these papers like a mad scientist.
00:29:30Your hair was a mess.
00:29:31It was really funny.
00:29:35I wish I had that talent.
00:29:38Our kid is going to have to make do with hot dog-y, chop suey, all that MSG.
00:29:42I shudder at the thought.
00:29:44Organic food is the way to go, if you can afford it.
00:29:48We can afford it.
00:29:49Yeah.
00:29:50You guys want to borrow our Costco card?
00:29:53I'm only half kidding.
00:29:54Oh, I love Costco.
00:29:56Laura, oh my God.
00:29:57Stop.
00:29:57What?
00:29:59I'm...
00:29:59Evan, it's just...
00:30:00Just stop.
00:30:02Please.
00:30:03Happy to help.
00:30:05Dude, stop.
00:30:06Okay?
00:30:06Can we just drop it and move on and talk about something else?
00:30:10Just cry.
00:30:12Anyway, I do love Costco.
00:30:15All the samples.
00:30:16Okay, whatever.
00:30:21Well, you know what I like to say.
00:30:25It's never too late to a no.
00:30:27Oh, that's terrible.
00:30:28That's not funny.
00:30:30Or that's funny.
00:30:32It's true.
00:30:33He has got the papers and everything.
00:30:35They're in my back pocket right now, actually.
00:30:36One more false move and out comes the pen.
00:30:38Whoa, whoa.
00:30:38Get it over with.
00:30:40Laura, I think you should just sign it now and get it over with.
00:30:42You're bound to f*** up anyway.
00:30:43You know what, Bob?
00:30:44You're right.
00:30:44Wait, where's the diamond line?
00:30:47Oh, wait.
00:30:47Can't this wait until after dessert?
00:30:50Oh, Chaz, you're killing me.
00:30:52You love dessert, too?
00:30:53Apple tart.
00:30:54And homemade ice cream.
00:30:55Mm-hmm.
00:30:56Oh.
00:30:58Bob.
00:30:59No, not Bob.
00:31:01That's Evan.
00:31:02Evan.
00:31:03I've already...
00:31:03Wow.
00:31:04This is not getting any better.
00:31:06This is...
00:31:07You've got a big job in front of you now.
00:31:09I'm begging you.
00:31:10Oh, really?
00:31:10I'm begging you.
00:31:11You are just using me for her apple tart.
00:31:14That's what's happening.
00:31:15Don't forget the homemade ice cream.
00:31:16And the homemade ice cream.
00:31:18I need this marriage to work.
00:31:20I beg you.
00:31:21I beg you.
00:31:22Oh.
00:31:23All right.
00:31:23On your knees.
00:31:24Oh, yes.
00:31:27My lord.
00:31:28My lord.
00:31:29I beg you to keep me as your wife.
00:31:31Oh, Chaz, did you make any popcorn?
00:31:33You know, if I had known, there'd be a stage show.
00:31:35Your wish is my command.
00:31:36This is Bob's number one voyeuristic fantasy.
00:31:39He's always had a thing for Laura.
00:31:41Laura's so pretty.
00:31:42Oh, we don't want to upset Bob, do we, Evan?
00:31:45Oh, no.
00:31:52Where are we?
00:31:54The Moulin Rouge?
00:31:56Well, you're not the only performer here.
00:32:00You know, I took an acting class in college.
00:32:01That was acting.
00:32:02Wait, that was acting?
00:32:03Could have fooled me.
00:32:04It was method acting.
00:32:06That's when you really mean it.
00:32:07Okay.
00:32:08Good save.
00:32:09You can have your apple tart.
00:32:11And the ice cream.
00:32:13It was just that hot.
00:32:14I don't know what got in to me.
00:32:18Yeah, great job.
00:32:21Oh, yeah.
00:32:21Yes, yes.
00:32:22Good times.
00:32:28Just you want me to help you with a pie?
00:32:30Uh, it's a tart.
00:32:32Oh, yeah, right.
00:32:33Tart.
00:32:34Uh, no, no, no.
00:32:35You sit.
00:32:36Oh, no, no, no.
00:32:36It's the least I can do.
00:32:38Nope, nope.
00:32:38I'm totally good.
00:32:39I just got to clear.
00:32:40Just give me a second.
00:32:42Hey, where are you taking that wine?
00:32:44I thought we were done with it.
00:32:46What?
00:32:47What do you mean?
00:32:48There's still a good half a bottle left.
00:32:49Well, I just thought we were winding down.
00:32:50What?
00:32:50Hell, no.
00:32:51We're not winding down.
00:32:52Are we?
00:32:54The night is young.
00:32:55Bring that thing back here.
00:32:59But of course, my lord.
00:33:01Oh, I like how that sounds.
00:33:05Careful.
00:33:06I can get used to that.
00:33:07That was pretty sexy.
00:33:08Evan, would you like some more?
00:33:09No, no.
00:33:09I'm good, thank you.
00:33:10He's a lightweight.
00:33:11It's true.
00:33:12I was the blackout king in college for a reason.
00:33:14That's because I was slipping you roofies.
00:33:17Oh, that was you.
00:33:18Oh, yeah.
00:33:19Bob is such a mischief maker.
00:33:20So rascally.
00:33:23Rascally.
00:33:24Yes.
00:33:25Well, these days I can take care of myself.
00:33:28I just switch glasses when you're not looking.
00:33:31Well, then you're shit out of luck.
00:33:33I put two roofies in mine.
00:33:36Bob, can you help me with the place?
00:33:37Again?
00:33:38Oh, I can help.
00:33:39No, you sit.
00:33:40No, it's all this I can do.
00:33:41Bob, no.
00:33:41You heard the lady.
00:33:44I'll just be right back, I guess.
00:33:55Laura, can you help me?
00:33:56There's a half bottle left.
00:34:10Yes, I saw that.
00:34:14Okay.
00:34:16Let's say that she was trying to make a point.
00:34:20She was making a point.
00:34:21Okay.
00:34:23Who cares?
00:34:24I do.
00:34:25Why?
00:34:25Because she's wrong.
00:34:27She was wrong.
00:34:27She shouldn't tell me what to do.
00:34:28No one is telling you what to do.
00:34:30She was.
00:34:31Indirectly, maybe.
00:34:33I wish you'd just come out and say it.
00:34:35Well, God, I don't.
00:34:38It would be really awkward.
00:34:39It already is awkward.
00:34:41All these secret meetings, these, like, secret conversations.
00:34:45It's stupid.
00:34:46I am a reasonable person.
00:34:48Yeah.
00:34:48I'm a reasonable person.
00:34:50I agree.
00:34:50I'm a rational, reasonable person that you can talk to.
00:34:54Aren't I?
00:34:55Aren't I a rational, reasonable person that you can talk to?
00:34:57Yes.
00:34:59Wow.
00:35:00What?
00:35:01You just are totally unconsensate.
00:35:03Oh, my God.
00:35:03What do you want me to say?
00:35:04I just...
00:35:05It's not what I want you to say.
00:35:06It's how you say the thing that you say.
00:35:08You are a reasonable person.
00:35:10I mean it.
00:35:11I really, really mean it.
00:35:13Please don't do this.
00:35:16I mean, we feel so alone sometimes.
00:35:20I don't mean to.
00:35:26Look.
00:35:28I know that you're struggling.
00:35:30I'm struggling, too.
00:35:32You're struggling.
00:35:32I mean, I'm not struggling, struggling, but, you know,
00:35:35it's been...
00:35:39It hasn't been...
00:35:41I don't know.
00:35:43I guess we've both just been a little...
00:35:47I know.
00:35:47Right?
00:35:47And we have a lot to look forward to.
00:35:51A real incentive to get back on track.
00:35:53And I think that we have an opportunity to do just that.
00:35:57And it is amazing that you got pregnant at all, considering...
00:36:00What?
00:36:01I mean, I'm not complaining.
00:36:02About what?
00:36:03Nothing.
00:36:03I'm sorry.
00:36:03I am just saying that if we are going to raise this child,
00:36:07I want us to...
00:36:09Yeah.
00:36:10If we are happy, then the baby is happy.
00:36:12Yeah.
00:36:12No.
00:36:13And totally.
00:36:14And I think that it's actually also really important that we listen.
00:36:18Right?
00:36:18Because if we listen to each other...
00:36:20Exactly.
00:36:22Let's just enjoy ourselves.
00:36:24We can do this.
00:36:24Mm-hmm.
00:36:25We have got time.
00:36:26Five months.
00:36:27That's not a lot of time.
00:36:29Six months.
00:36:30Yeah.
00:36:31I mean, if the doctor told you that the baby was due in April, April 9th,
00:36:34then that's six months, right?
00:36:35Yeah.
00:36:36Yeah.
00:36:36Sorry.
00:36:37I'm bad at math.
00:36:41Coffee?
00:36:42Yes, please.
00:36:43Uh, Bob.
00:36:44Nah.
00:36:45None for me.
00:36:46Laura?
00:36:46Oh, no, no, no.
00:36:47The caffeine is...
00:36:49Well, that's right.
00:36:50I forgot.
00:36:51I have decaf.
00:36:53Oh, no, no, no.
00:36:54I'll just stick with wine.
00:36:54I don't want to mix the two.
00:36:56It's amazing decaf.
00:36:57It's rich, creamy.
00:36:58It's organic.
00:36:59It's from Brazil.
00:37:00Well, that is quite the pitch, Laura.
00:37:02Okay.
00:37:03How can I say no?
00:37:04You will regret it.
00:37:05I will clear that glass out of your way.
00:37:06Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:37:07I'll, um, I'm just going to finish the wine.
00:37:10Well, you just said you didn't want to mix them, though.
00:37:13Oh, did I?
00:37:13It may actually affect the taste of the coffee.
00:37:16So, oh, I wouldn't worry about that.
00:37:18Jess, my palate is not nearly as refined as yours.
00:37:22Jess, Jess can taste the oak, cherry blossoms, finishing noted hay.
00:37:28Yes, uh, Indian silk.
00:37:30Beaver down.
00:37:31Charles Barkley.
00:37:32Forgive me for trying to offer the best culinary experience possible.
00:37:36Next time I will serve rice gruel and unseasoned potatoes.
00:37:39Come on, babe.
00:37:40We're just kidding around.
00:37:41It's my passion, and I take it seriously.
00:37:43That's all.
00:37:43Jess, how about this?
00:37:44I'll start with the coffee, and then I will go back to the wine.
00:37:47How's that for a compromise?
00:37:50Two.
00:37:50I mean, I just don't think you should combine them.
00:37:55Jess.
00:37:56What?
00:37:56I don't think you should mix them.
00:37:58That's all, but I'm shutting up, okay?
00:38:00I'm making the coffee.
00:38:01I will help.
00:38:02I got it.
00:38:02Sit, sit, sit.
00:38:03I want to flirt with your wife in private.
00:38:05Jess?
00:38:06Shall we?
00:38:07Okay.
00:38:07Okay.
00:38:07Okay.
00:38:07Okay.
00:38:07Okay.
00:38:07Okay.
00:38:07Okay.
00:38:07Okay.
00:38:07Okay.
00:38:07Okay.
00:38:08Okay.
00:38:08Okay.
00:38:09Okay.
00:38:09Okay.
00:38:10Okay.
00:38:11Okay.
00:38:12Okay.
00:38:13Okay.
00:38:14Okay.
00:38:15Okay.
00:38:16Okay.
00:38:17Okay.
00:38:18Okay.
00:38:19Okay.
00:38:31Okay.
00:38:31Okay.
00:38:35Yeah.
00:38:36You okay?
00:38:38Yeah.
00:38:38I mean...
00:38:40Yeah.
00:38:40You know, yeah.
00:38:42I mean, yeah.
00:38:46Yeah.
00:38:54Anyway, just so you know, I think she's making too big a deal.
00:39:01No, she's right.
00:39:02I shouldn't drink.
00:39:04You should.
00:39:05It's fine.
00:39:07It's a party.
00:39:09Yeah, are you sure?
00:39:09Yes, I'm sure.
00:39:12It's not my, it's not my decision anyway.
00:39:15Yes, but I.
00:39:16It's not my decision.
00:39:21I just, I want to let loose, you know, just before all my freedom gets taken away from me.
00:39:28Totally.
00:39:30Just so you know, I think she's being a real, I need to, I need to be diplomatic.
00:39:38No, no, no.
00:39:39She's being the adult.
00:39:40I feel bad.
00:39:41No, don't, don't, don't feel bad about me.
00:39:45I can't help it.
00:39:48You know me.
00:39:50All instinct.
00:39:52Primal.
00:40:00And, and, uh, sorry to organize this.
00:40:04No, no, no.
00:40:05It's good.
00:40:06It's good.
00:40:07Anyway, how are you?
00:40:12Uh, I'm, I'm okay.
00:40:15I'm fine.
00:40:16Good.
00:40:17I'm, uh, yeah.
00:40:18Good.
00:40:19Hanging in there.
00:40:20You seem weird.
00:40:24I thought I sounded normal.
00:40:26No.
00:40:27You could do better.
00:40:28I can't pretend.
00:40:29Yes, you can.
00:40:30You're an actor.
00:40:31You're a good one at that.
00:40:32Acting and lying are not the same thing.
00:40:33Are you?
00:40:34Acting is a, is a craft, you know?
00:40:35Are you joking?
00:40:36Yes.
00:40:37Well, I'm serious.
00:40:38You're, you're acting weird.
00:40:39You're, you're doing this thing with your face.
00:40:41It's subtle.
00:40:42You just, when you're nervous, you just look down and purse your lips.
00:40:52Really?
00:40:53It's subtle.
00:40:54Tonight you seem more subdued.
00:40:55Well, it's tense in here.
00:40:59We all seem different.
00:41:04Maybe we've changed.
00:41:07Or maybe we're the same and we're just finding out who we really are.
00:41:11I know you.
00:41:16I just flirted with your wife so hard.
00:41:21Don't joke about it.
00:41:22You're making Bob jealous.
00:41:23Well, that's exactly the point.
00:41:25What'd you guys talk about in here?
00:41:28Uh, we just, uh, stared at each other in silence the whole time.
00:41:31Bob, is that true?
00:41:33Yes, it's true.
00:41:35Yeah.
00:41:36Right.
00:41:37I bet you guys were gossiping.
00:41:38How'd you guess?
00:41:39Uh, call it a woman's intuition.
00:41:40Your intuition serves you well.
00:41:41So what were you guys gossiping about?
00:41:43Uh, it's our little secret.
00:41:46Well, I was only kidding.
00:41:48I don't, I don't, I don't want to know.
00:41:50I don't even care.
00:41:51I think mystery is good.
00:41:52It adds a touch of spice to the relationship.
00:41:54Exactly.
00:41:55It's normal for things to go stale.
00:41:57Oh, really?
00:41:58Do tell.
00:41:59Can someone help me pry this foot from my mouth?
00:42:01No.
00:42:02You don't need the foot to dig your own grave.
00:42:04Uh-huh.
00:42:09Laura, you like, uh, music.
00:42:12Well, doesn't everybody?
00:42:14Well, sure, but you always, um...
00:42:16I like music.
00:42:17Everybody likes music.
00:42:18It's just everyone has their own particular taste.
00:42:21You don't like my taste in music.
00:42:23I love your taste in music.
00:42:24I love your taste in music, too.
00:42:26I'm just saying it's nice to try something new.
00:42:29Once in a while.
00:42:31That's all.
00:42:32You know I love your music.
00:42:33Your music is great.
00:42:34I just, I just thought, uh...
00:42:35You know what?
00:42:36I will, I will find a playlist for you.
00:42:37Cool.
00:42:38Awesome.
00:42:39Perfect.
00:42:40I guess we should wait.
00:42:44Excuse me.
00:42:49You're supervising?
00:42:50I mean, I want some input.
00:42:52Weirdo.
00:42:53Okay, what am I...
00:42:54You've got a lot of apps.
00:42:55What are you, what am I looking at here?
00:42:57Just that little box there.
00:42:58Open it.
00:42:59Okay.
00:43:00Ooh, easy listening.
00:43:01I like this.
00:43:02I want, uh...
00:43:05Pretend we're having fun.
00:43:07We're not having fun?
00:43:08No, I mean...
00:43:09We are.
00:43:10I mean...
00:43:11Pretend we're having a chat.
00:43:12I think I'm, like, in trouble.
00:43:14We're not having a chat?
00:43:15I want to talk more about...
00:43:17You know...
00:43:18Yeah, okay.
00:43:19It's just, I'm, I'm, I'm getting it.
00:43:21I'm getting it.
00:43:22I like this one.
00:43:23Leave this one up.
00:43:24Yeah.
00:43:25No, we're, we, we, uh, we're just fixing up that, uh...
00:43:27We're just fixing up that playlist.
00:43:29Uh, we made a mistake.
00:43:32Absolutely.
00:43:33It was a mistake.
00:43:35I, yes, but, um...
00:43:39What?
00:43:41I said I couldn't talk about this anymore.
00:43:43I know.
00:43:44I know.
00:43:45I know.
00:43:46I'm just, I'm...
00:43:47I'm, um...
00:43:49I'm nauseous.
00:43:51I haven't been able to work.
00:43:53You work?
00:43:54I can't think of anything else.
00:43:56At night, I, uh...
00:43:58I jolt awake, terrified I'll confess in my sleep.
00:44:01You're a man.
00:44:02I make you...
00:44:04act like one.
00:44:05We made a mistake.
00:44:07For lack of a better way of putting it, we have to get rid of the evidence.
00:44:11You made a baby.
00:44:18You made a baby because that's what it is.
00:44:22It's a baby.
00:44:23If you care so much about it, why drink?
00:44:26Oh, it's not you two.
00:44:29You know what?
00:44:30From this point on, you back me up.
00:44:32Okay, okay.
00:44:33I mean, I'm sick of the shtick.
00:44:35Back me up.
00:44:36Okay.
00:44:37What if it's mine?
00:44:38Remember when we used to go dancing?
00:44:39It was cold.
00:44:40It was cold.
00:44:41It was cold.
00:44:42It was a beautiful attempt to plug it.
00:44:43I just like it because I like dancing.
00:44:45Yeah.
00:44:46We should do that.
00:44:47We should go dancing.
00:44:48That sounds fun.
00:44:49It's gonna look like me.
00:44:54You look enough like Evan.
00:44:56Did you really just say that?
00:44:57You look enough like me.
00:44:58You're a changer.
00:45:00A diet.
00:45:02Really?
00:45:08It looks good.
00:45:11Deceptive.
00:45:14The problem is I always take the lead.
00:45:16Bob gets so mad.
00:45:18If you take me, I promise I will follow.
00:45:20I promise.
00:45:21Sounds great.
00:45:22The ice cream is melting.
00:45:24Oh, yes.
00:45:25I almost forgot.
00:45:26I'm in your seat.
00:45:27Okay.
00:45:36Mmm.
00:45:37Tart is delicious, Jess.
00:45:39Just amazing.
00:45:40Yeah?
00:45:41Mm-hmm.
00:45:42I guess you've really outdone yourself.
00:45:43What are these spices?
00:45:44It's just classic winter spices.
00:45:46Hmm.
00:45:47There must be a secret ingredient.
00:45:49Butter?
00:45:50Hmm.
00:45:51Cool.
00:45:52Oh.
00:45:58How many ounces make a glass?
00:46:00What?
00:46:01Sorry.
00:46:02I was just thinking.
00:46:03How many ounces are in a glass of wine?
00:46:07A glass of wine.
00:46:08Like, a standard pour.
00:46:09You know?
00:46:10Just all this talk about wine.
00:46:11How it's acceptable to have a glass of wine when you're pregnant.
00:46:14Just, are we talking about a single glass, right?
00:46:19That's what's acceptable?
00:46:20A single glass of wine?
00:46:21So, but what exactly does that look like?
00:46:23Like, what is a glass?
00:46:26Is it four ounces or six ounces or what?
00:46:28What does it matter?
00:46:29What difference does it make?
00:46:30Who cares?
00:46:31I just, it just occurred to me that Laura poured herself a second glass.
00:46:34Oh, well, they were short pours.
00:46:37They were?
00:46:38Yeah.
00:46:39All right.
00:46:40All right, let's assume it was a short pour.
00:46:41Well, yes, they were.
00:46:42They were very short.
00:46:43Yeah, basically one glass.
00:46:44Yeah.
00:46:45All right, I just think it's interesting.
00:46:47Yes, interesting.
00:46:48Yeah, it's kind of fun.
00:46:49No, no, no, it's not.
00:46:50In no way is it fun.
00:46:51Well, I want to know for my own sake.
00:46:53Like, I'm going to get pregnant someday soon, knock on wood.
00:46:56And I want to know how much I can drink.
00:46:57You should Google it.
00:46:58Okay.
00:46:59No, no, no, no.
00:47:00Not now.
00:47:01I meant later.
00:47:02Aren't you just a little bit curious?
00:47:03I mean, sure I'm curious.
00:47:05I mean, no, but look.
00:47:06Really?
00:47:07Really.
00:47:08I bet it's less than we expect.
00:47:12Agreed.
00:47:13Agreed.
00:47:14Why don't we guess?
00:47:15Let's guess.
00:47:16This is fun.
00:47:17Okay.
00:47:18I say five ounces.
00:47:21Okay.
00:47:22I am actually going to say about seven ounces.
00:47:25Bob?
00:47:29I'm not guessing.
00:47:30Oh, come on, baby.
00:47:31This is stupid.
00:47:32Guess.
00:47:33What do I get if I win?
00:47:34My admiration.
00:47:35Oh.
00:47:36All right.
00:47:37Crabby puss.
00:47:38Laura?
00:47:39I don't know.
00:47:40Well, just guess.
00:47:41She said she doesn't know.
00:47:42Leave a girl alone.
00:47:43Okay.
00:47:44No, Bob.
00:47:45I'll guess.
00:47:46Six ounces.
00:47:48Okay.
00:47:49All right.
00:47:50Remember your guesses.
00:47:51I'm going to look it up.
00:47:53Okay.
00:47:54Hold on.
00:48:00Okay.
00:48:01All right.
00:48:02Wikipedia says a typical glass of wine is six ounces.
00:48:06Laura wins.
00:48:07Awesome.
00:48:08Okay.
00:48:09Now, C.
00:48:10All right.
00:48:11Now I want to know what does a six ounce glass of wine look like?
00:48:16Like, what does that one glass look like in the glass?
00:48:19Okay.
00:48:20It's a measuring cup.
00:48:21Hold on.
00:48:26I'm sorry, guys.
00:48:28It's okay.
00:48:29No, it's fine.
00:48:30It's interesting, actually.
00:48:31I don't know what got into her.
00:48:32So weird.
00:48:33Isn't this weird?
00:48:34It's cool.
00:48:35No.
00:48:36Man, it's a bit much.
00:48:37And that's me being diplomatic.
00:48:38Yeah.
00:48:39Well, it seems like she's stressing herself out.
00:48:40Yes.
00:48:41I heard what you guys said.
00:48:42I'm not stressed.
00:48:43I just find it interesting.
00:48:44Okay.
00:48:45So here is six ounces of water.
00:48:47That's what this looks like.
00:48:49Okay.
00:48:50Right there, right?
00:48:51Okay.
00:48:52Now, I'm going to pour.
00:48:53Oh, hey.
00:48:54Would you give me that glass from the side right there?
00:48:56Yeah.
00:48:57Okay.
00:48:58Now I'm going to pour two short pours like Laura did.
00:49:00Okay.
00:49:01So let's see.
00:49:02Here is...
00:49:03Yeah.
00:49:04Let's see.
00:49:05Let's say that's the short one.
00:49:06Does that look about right?
00:49:08Okay.
00:49:09Yeah.
00:49:10Okay.
00:49:11Now...
00:49:12Oops.
00:49:13Let's do the other one.
00:49:14Okay.
00:49:15See...
00:49:19It leaves the second glass way short.
00:49:22So by that reasoning, Laura must have poured herself more than the recommended six ounces.
00:49:27Wow.
00:49:28Jess...
00:49:29Wow.
00:49:30What?
00:49:31No, no, no.
00:49:32This...
00:49:33This is...
00:49:34This is good.
00:49:35Bob.
00:49:36This is good.
00:49:37Jess is right.
00:49:38It's...
00:49:39It's good to do this even though it's, you know, to know how much I pour it even though,
00:49:43you know, it's pretty arbitrary.
00:49:45Yeah.
00:49:46Yeah.
00:49:47Arbitrary?
00:49:48Yes.
00:49:49What's arbitrary?
00:49:50How much wine I drink?
00:49:51Your doctor said a glass.
00:49:53Correct.
00:49:54So...
00:49:55What...
00:49:56What is arbitrary?
00:49:57A single glass?
00:49:58Yes.
00:49:59So that's what your doctor said?
00:50:01Yes, but it's arbitrary.
00:50:02But...
00:50:03I mean...
00:50:05I suppose I disagree.
00:50:08Well, then let's...
00:50:09Agree to disagree.
00:50:11But...
00:50:12It seems like a pretty firm guideline to me.
00:50:14It's...
00:50:15It's a general guideline.
00:50:16Well, which you plan to follow, right?
00:50:18Of course.
00:50:19I mean, sure.
00:50:20It's your baby.
00:50:21We're talking about your baby.
00:50:23Yes.
00:50:24I plan to follow my doctor's advice.
00:50:27And...
00:50:28Yes.
00:50:29And thank you, Jess.
00:50:31You know, for...
00:50:33Giving me more spatial reasoning.
00:50:36You know, I will be sure to...
00:50:39And next time I pour wine, I will pour more carefully.
00:50:45Moving on.
00:50:47Yes.
00:50:48Evan.
00:50:49Yes.
00:50:50Tell me about your book.
00:50:51Uh...
00:50:52My new book?
00:50:53Yes.
00:50:54I want...
00:50:55It sounds so, um...
00:50:56You know, I want to hear about it.
00:50:57Talk.
00:50:58Really? Since when?
00:50:59Since right now, in this very moment.
00:51:00Please, just tell me about your book.
00:51:01Okay.
00:51:02Uh...
00:51:03Well, it's, um...
00:51:05It's...
00:51:06It's quite intellectual.
00:51:08And...
00:51:09And ambitious.
00:51:10I think.
00:51:11But, you know, I...
00:51:12The ambition is well hidden.
00:51:13Really.
00:51:14I guess if I had to describe it, I would, uh...
00:51:17I would call it a...
00:51:19Meandering meditation.
00:51:22It's...
00:51:23Colloquial.
00:51:24Without being folksy.
00:51:28It's about, uh...
00:51:30You know, it's...
00:51:31It's just down to earth.
00:51:32You know?
00:51:33It's about small things.
00:51:35Decisions.
00:51:36The small decisions and...
00:51:39How they add up over time.
00:51:41And how they affect us in ways that, you know, we hardly even expect.
00:51:45Or really even perceive, frankly.
00:51:48Until it's, uh...
00:51:50Until it's too late.
00:51:52And the book has that quality, too.
00:51:55It has this sort of cumulative effect.
00:51:57So, as you're reading it, you realize that the words and their meanings are shifting and morphing
00:52:05so that what you thought you were reading at the beginning
00:52:08is actually the polar opposite at the end.
00:52:13If that makes any sense.
00:52:15The thesis itself turns inside out.
00:52:25So, are you really gonna drink that wine?
00:52:28Something on your mind, Jazz?
00:52:29I don't think you should drink.
00:52:31Pregnant women shouldn't drink.
00:52:32That's not true.
00:52:33Well, yeah, I read the articles about it.
00:52:36Yes, I read the articles, too.
00:52:37But that research has been disputed.
00:52:38Well, okay.
00:52:39Actually, I read books about it.
00:52:40I've read books about it.
00:52:41The research has been disputed.
00:52:42Books!
00:52:43No, alcohol leads to deformities.
00:52:44You know what?
00:52:45I think I read that, too, actually.
00:52:46It was in the New Yorker or maybe it was the Atlantic.
00:52:49But I do remember thinking it was pretty legit.
00:52:51Well, alcohol abuse leads to deformities.
00:52:55But one glass of wine is no big thing, Evan.
00:52:57I read that and it was a really good, very legit kind of publication.
00:53:03Yeah, no.
00:53:04No, no, no.
00:53:05Totally, totally.
00:53:06Oh, yeah.
00:53:07No, totally.
00:53:08You learn something new every day.
00:53:09Apparently, my mom drank a pint of Bud every night right up until she gave birth to me.
00:53:12Well, the doctor says that actually wine can do the baby some good.
00:53:20The less stress on the mother, better for the fetus.
00:53:24Really?
00:53:25When did he say that?
00:53:26I told you that.
00:53:27Well, I know what he said about stress.
00:53:28I just, I had no idea he was prescribing alcohol for it.
00:53:30Well, he's not.
00:53:31I wouldn't say he's prescribing it.
00:53:32But, I mean, that's my extrapolation.
00:53:35But a single glass of wine at dinner is completely acceptable.
00:53:40Yeah, a single glass.
00:53:41That's a shame.
00:53:42I was hoping to cap off the evening with some beer pong.
00:53:43Party, you know.
00:53:44You learn something new every day.
00:53:45That's the third time you've said that tonight.
00:53:47What?
00:53:48Learn something new every day.
00:53:51Today I learned you like to say, learn something new every day.
00:53:55Put that down!
00:54:01What?
00:54:02This is my house.
00:54:03If you want a drink, you need to do it somewhere else.
00:54:06I, I told you that my doctor says-
00:54:09Your doctor is wrong.
00:54:10No, he's not.
00:54:11Yes.
00:54:12If it were me, I would not touch a drop.
00:54:16I would be sober for nine months and that is the end of it.
00:54:18Why take the risk?
00:54:19There's no risk.
00:54:20But how do you know?
00:54:21Okay, Jess, I'm calling it.
00:54:22No, no.
00:54:23You're online.
00:54:24I am just talking to my friend.
00:54:26Time to say goodnight.
00:54:27Wait, what good is friendship if you can't talk about difficult things?
00:54:29That is true.
00:54:30I disagree.
00:54:31Baby, I love you, but you're being very rude.
00:54:33No, honestly, Jess, just talk to me.
00:54:34What, why are you so certain?
00:54:35Uh, I'm just not worried about it, that's all.
00:54:38But why not?
00:54:39This is your son, your baby.
00:54:40It's a glass of wine.
00:54:41It is two glasses of wine.
00:54:43What if God himself told you that Joe would have one less IQ point?
00:54:48One less.
00:54:49Would you still drink?
00:54:50I mean, why don't we call him and check?
00:54:51I mean, this is ridiculous.
00:54:52If, if we got pregnant, I wouldn't, I wouldn't touch a drop.
00:54:55I wouldn't do it.
00:54:56Good for you.
00:54:57And when you finally do get pregnant, I will be behind that decision 100%.
00:55:00I am just looking out for you.
00:55:02You're jealous.
00:55:03No, what?
00:55:04You can't stand Laura got pregnant.
00:55:05No, that is not true.
00:55:06And you can't.
00:55:07I am happy for you, Laura.
00:55:08I am happy for you.
00:55:09You can't accept that you're basically infertile.
00:55:18I'm sorry.
00:55:21Baby, I'm sorry.
00:55:25You're, you're, you're, you're.
00:55:30You're putting me in a tough spot.
00:55:31I'm sorry.
00:55:32I, uh, uh, it's, it's not true.
00:55:37It hasn't been confirmed, at least.
00:55:46Oh, my God.
00:55:48Jess, I'm s-
00:55:50Jess, I'm so sorry.
00:55:52Had I known I would have been there for you.
00:55:59That's not true.
00:56:00Oh, well, of course it's not.
00:56:02I mean, they have a million different ways to stimulate the ovaries.
00:56:05You know, I'm not talking about my fertility.
00:56:07Bob's right.
00:56:08I'm probably infertile.
00:56:11I'm just saying I'm not jealous of you.
00:56:13That's all.
00:56:14Oh, come on.
00:56:15I mean, it's okay to be jealous.
00:56:16Laura.
00:56:19I'm sorry they came out wrong.
00:56:21Very bad.
00:56:22I'm sorry.
00:56:23All I'm saying is that right now, my circumstances-
00:56:26You said you wanted a big family, and right now, my circumstances are closer to that than yours.
00:56:30Yeah, that's true.
00:56:31That's all I meant.
00:56:32But you don't deserve it.
00:56:37I'm s-
00:56:38I'm sorry?
00:56:39You take everything for granted.
00:56:40You take your baby for granted.
00:56:42Now you're out of line.
00:56:43Okay, guys.
00:56:44Apologies.
00:56:45Can we try to just de-escalate this a bit?
00:56:46Yes.
00:56:47Good idea.
00:56:48Good idea.
00:56:49Do not let your emotions get the best of you.
00:56:50Just breathe.
00:56:51You know, take a- take a moment to just breathe.
00:56:54Let's just enjoy this delicious-
00:56:55Apple tarts.
00:56:56Yes, and then we'll call it a night before we say something that we don't really mean.
00:57:04I'm with you, Evan.
00:57:05Okay, I'm sorry.
00:57:06It's no problem.
00:57:07I'm- it's fine.
00:57:08I'm- I'm sorry too.
00:57:09I said some- I said some things that I didn't mean.
00:57:14So, let's just forget it.
00:57:19Okay?
00:57:20Okay.
00:57:21Sorry.
00:57:23Bob, tell me about your movie.
00:57:29I- I thought I told you.
00:57:31You know what?
00:57:32Tell me again.
00:57:33It was all so interesting.
00:57:34Uh, well, uh, I mean, it, uh, it's a war movie.
00:57:40Yes.
00:57:41Uh, Korean War, right?
00:57:43I'm playing a war hero.
00:57:45Amazing.
00:57:46Yeah, it's- it's cool.
00:57:49And what are you doing to prepare?
00:57:52Uh, working out.
00:57:54What are you working out?
00:57:57Muscles.
00:57:59Right.
00:58:00Right.
00:58:01Kind of, of course.
00:58:02Which ones?
00:58:03Which ones?
00:58:04Which ones what?
00:58:05Which muscles?
00:58:06I mean, you're already pretty-
00:58:07Oh, well, I wanted to add some mass to my biceps.
00:58:11Cool.
00:58:12You know.
00:58:13Right on.
00:58:14Yeah.
00:58:15That's just mass, tone.
00:58:16Tone and mass.
00:58:18Huh.
00:58:19Cool.
00:58:20Nah, it's boring.
00:58:21Uh, but- but, uh, here's something cool.
00:58:23I'm going to boot camp.
00:58:24Boot camp?
00:58:25Boot camp.
00:58:26Wow.
00:58:27What's that like?
00:58:28Well, it's not- it's not- it's not real boot camp.
00:58:30It's boot camp for actors.
00:58:31But, uh, the guns are real.
00:58:34But not real bullets, I hope.
00:58:36Blanks.
00:58:37Okay.
00:58:38That's what I was gonna say.
00:58:39But they're still really loud.
00:58:40And you don't- you don't get to wear earplugs.
00:58:42It's pretty tough.
00:58:44God, I don't think I would last a day.
00:58:46They wake you up at 4 a.m.
00:58:484 a.m.?
00:58:49They bang pots and pans together.
00:58:51That's your alarm clock.
00:58:52Jeez.
00:58:53And they make you eat real army food, which is gross as hell.
00:58:57And they don't give you Pepto Bismol or anything.
00:58:59You just have to deal.
00:59:00You get sick, you get sick.
00:59:01Wow.
00:59:02I had no idea that acting was so involved.
00:59:05It is.
00:59:06I want everything to be real.
00:59:07I want- I wanted the scars to be real, too.
00:59:10I was seriously gonna cut my face.
00:59:12But the producer said no.
00:59:14My agent begged me not to.
00:59:17I-I know that sounds pretentious or stupid or whatever,
00:59:19but it's like, if we're gonna do it, let's do it.
00:59:23Let's make a real movie.
00:59:25No CGI.
00:59:27Let's show people what war is really about.
00:59:29And I also want it to be a metaphor.
00:59:31I want the war to be a metaphor.
00:59:33For what?
00:59:34What?
00:59:35You want the war to be a metaphor for what?
00:59:37You- you know, for war.
00:59:41For war.
00:59:42I don't know.
00:59:44I'm just talking this out.
00:59:45Don't make me feel dumb, dude.
00:59:46Oh, sorry.
00:59:47I want to capture the suspense you would actually feel
00:59:49if you were really, really there.
00:59:51Wow.
00:59:52You are really feeling this one, huh?
00:59:53For better or for worse.
00:59:54I'm all in.
00:59:55I mean, you know, it's a student film,
00:59:58but I'm taking it seriously.
01:00:00Good for you.
01:00:01Mm-hmm.
01:00:02War is hell.
01:00:04There are no rules.
01:00:06There are no winners.
01:00:08It's senseless.
01:00:09And once it gets going, there's no stopping it.
01:00:11You need to prevent it.
01:00:12That's the only way.
01:00:13No argument here.
01:00:14Some people say, what about self-defense?
01:00:16My response is, what about Gandhi?
01:00:19Did he defend himself?
01:00:21Nope.
01:00:22He just, you know, whatever, sat there.
01:00:27Excellent point.
01:00:40So I take things for granted.
01:00:44Since the day I met you,
01:00:47you went riding on the back of that shit motorcycle
01:00:49in college without a helmet clean to that meth head Mickey,
01:00:52who I bet you anything I own gave you multiple STDs,
01:00:56the kind you can't get rid of either
01:00:58because you would do it bareback with a leper on the first date
01:01:02and you just, you, everything you do is basically reckless.
01:01:07At the end of the day, you are an attention whore.
01:01:10You fancy yourself dangerous and dark-sided and edgy
01:01:14and anything to preserve that image will do,
01:01:16even if it means f***ing up your future f***ing firstborn son.
01:01:20It doesn't matter.
01:01:21And you don't get me f***ing started about your certainty.
01:01:24You are so astonishingly,
01:01:27you are so astonishingly certain of yourself.
01:01:29It is really something.
01:01:31You are so certain that none of your f***ing choices matter.
01:01:35No.
01:01:36You know what?
01:01:37And I will tell you something else.
01:01:38Jess.
01:01:39I will tell you something else.
01:01:41You are going to f*** up your son.
01:01:42You are going to f*** him up some way or another.
01:01:44Maybe he won't arrive in the world with fetal alcohol syndrome
01:01:47or whatever, but he will have something.
01:01:49His very soul retarded.
01:01:52Because you're his mother.
01:01:53Because you brought him into the world.
01:01:56And the one thing you are good at is f***ing things up.
01:01:59Seems to me you're the one f***ing things up.
01:02:01Wow!
01:02:02You just ruined the best friendship you got.
01:02:05You know, you can never take back those words.
01:02:07You can't. It's over. It's all over.
01:02:10The one friend you have in this world gone.
01:02:13Poof!
01:02:15Hope you feel good.
01:02:16Talk about reckless.
01:02:18Yeah.
01:02:19That's the thing.
01:02:21You have no gratitude.
01:02:23You are not thankful for your life.
01:02:25It's always sad in me.
01:02:27How unappreciative you are.
01:02:29You're always wondering what's missing
01:02:31instead of taking stock of what you have.
01:02:34It's always, what's next?
01:02:36What did I do wrong?
01:02:37Why can't I get what I want?
01:02:39You never enjoy the moment for what it is.
01:02:43There's always something missing.
01:02:44There's always something or someone that needs fixing.
01:02:48And do you know tonight?
01:02:49Tonight it just happened to be me.
01:02:51Laura?
01:02:52You shut your mouth!
01:02:53And look.
01:02:54The best part of your youth, it's basically gone.
01:02:57You'll never be as pretty as you were last year.
01:02:59And last year you were f***ing gorgeous,
01:03:01but you sat around wishing that your boobs were bigger
01:03:05and your waist length smaller
01:03:06or whatever it was that you cared about then
01:03:08and wasted another goddamn year
01:03:11feeling empty.
01:03:13Empty.
01:03:15And small.
01:03:17And so, you know, it's no surprise
01:03:20that you're furious, especially at me.
01:03:23Because you know that no one can take away my joy.
01:03:27Nobody!
01:03:29And that is the one real difference between us.
01:03:32The one thing that I possess
01:03:34that you actually should be jealous of.
01:03:36My ability to enjoy my f***ing life.
01:03:42Your food sucks too.
01:03:46You win.
01:03:47Okay?
01:03:48Waving the white flag, I surrender.
01:03:51I'm sorry for opening my big f***ing mouth in the first place.
01:03:53I should've just shut up.
01:03:54Please accept my sincerest apology.
01:03:58I don't know what got into me.
01:04:03I will never ever speak of this again.
01:04:10in the first place.
01:04:17I should have just shut up.
01:04:19Please accept my sincerest apology.
01:04:24I don't know what got into me.
01:04:29I will never, ever speak of this again.
01:04:32I made a terrible mistake,
01:04:34and I would give up everything I owned to take it back.
01:04:40You're right, I'm wrong.
01:04:44I am so very, very wrong.
01:04:47It's none of my business.
01:04:49You are 100% in the right.
01:04:53It is none of my business trying to correct you, Laura.
01:05:00No, it's mine.
01:05:03Excuse me?
01:05:05Nothing.
01:05:06What?
01:05:07Nothing, I...
01:05:09What?
01:05:10It just slipped.
01:05:12What slipped?
01:05:12Nothing.
01:05:13Well, it sounds like it was something.
01:05:15Never mind.
01:05:17Say it.
01:05:17Don't I have a say?
01:05:19Okay.
01:05:23I wish...
01:05:24What?
01:05:25I wish...
01:05:25Spit it out!
01:05:26I wish you wouldn't drink.
01:05:27You wish I wouldn't drink.
01:05:29Yes.
01:05:29What the hell, man?
01:05:30It's a glass of wine.
01:05:31I don't know.
01:05:32Not a big deal.
01:05:32I don't know.
01:05:33A glass of wine!
01:05:34Two. She had two.
01:05:35Six ounces is the standard pour.
01:05:37Isn't that what Wikipedia says?
01:05:38Yes, yes.
01:05:39She had more than six ounces, I think.
01:05:41Okay, yes, and maybe I had a little bit more than six ounces.
01:05:43And if it were up to me, you wouldn't drink a drop.
01:05:46Whose side are you on?
01:05:47Your side.
01:05:49Your side.
01:05:51You're just not on your side.
01:05:52I have drank every night for the past three months.
01:05:57I know.
01:05:57One that you bought.
01:05:59I know.
01:05:59One that you bought for me to drink.
01:06:01Yes.
01:06:02To drink!
01:06:03Yes!
01:06:04And you said nothing.
01:06:05I should have said something.
01:06:05For three months!
01:06:06I don't know why I can't stand up to you.
01:06:08No, I don't...
01:06:09God, knock it off.
01:06:10You don't respect me.
01:06:12You're tired of me.
01:06:13You're bored.
01:06:14You're being too dramatic.
01:06:15Oh no, I am being far too subtle.
01:06:17Oh, okay.
01:06:18Okay, you're right.
01:06:19You're right.
01:06:20I'm not feeling it anymore.
01:06:21Okay.
01:06:22Yeah, I try to, but you're too in your head.
01:06:25It's not sexy.
01:06:28Put that down!
01:06:30Yo, that's right.
01:06:31You don't want me to drink anymore.
01:06:33I wish you wouldn't.
01:06:35Well, it's my body.
01:06:36What about the body inside your body?
01:06:39My baby boy, my son.
01:06:41He likes wine, too.
01:06:52Anything I can't get through.
01:06:54Fuck, man.
01:06:57I can't have a heart to my home.
01:06:58Hear, hear, hear, sign up, Graciela.
01:07:01ELLA
01:07:11Well, that's still, I'll eliminate you.
01:07:15don't fight don't fight don't fight don't fight come here i'm here right here now i'm sorry
01:07:44i don't want to hurt you okay stop stop fighting okay hold still hold still hold still
01:07:50stop
01:07:55open open open open open
01:08:20I f***ed Bob.
01:08:50Hey, man, I just...
01:09:00Oh, my face!
01:09:07Oh, f***!
01:09:10Oh, f***!
01:09:20Oh, f***!
01:09:50Oh, f***!
01:10:20Oh, f***!
01:10:30It's, uh...
01:10:36Superficial.
01:10:40It's gonna heal right up.
01:10:42A little bit of time and, uh...
01:10:48Neosporin.
01:10:50You okay?
01:11:00You did a great job tonight, by the way.
01:11:04You're the perfect hostess.
01:11:06Great dinner.
01:11:08Food was amazing.
01:11:10Very flavorful.
01:11:12What's the word?
01:11:14Complex?
01:11:16Yeah.
01:11:18You're getting really good.
01:11:28Quite good.
01:11:30I'm so proud of you.
01:11:40I'm so proud of you.
01:11:50I'm so proud of you.
01:11:52I'm so proud of you.
01:11:54I'm so proud of you.
01:11:56That apple tart was just perfect.
01:11:58The crust.
01:12:02Everything.
01:12:04Not too sweet.
01:12:06I don't like it when it's too sweet.
01:12:08You know?
01:12:10It's gotta have balance.
01:12:12Is that the right word?
01:12:14Balance.
01:12:16Is it yours?
01:12:18What?
01:12:19Don't.
01:12:20I don't know.
01:12:24Probably.
01:12:26Flip a coin.
01:12:30Jess, I'm so...
01:12:32I need to clean up.
01:12:34I'll help.
01:12:35It's just such a...
01:12:38Such a mess.
01:12:40I'm so proud of you.
01:12:42I'm so proud of you.
01:12:44Such a mess.
01:12:46I'll help.
01:12:47I got it.
01:12:52Where's the broom?
01:13:04I can sweep up some of these crumbs.
01:13:10Or I can wash the dishes if you give me a sponge.
01:13:13Where's the sponge?
01:13:25What did I do?
01:13:27Nothing.
01:13:29There must have been something.
01:13:31Oh.
01:13:33Jess.
01:13:43I'm...
01:13:45I'm sorry.
01:13:47It was the one time I ever...
01:13:51We had a few drinks and...
01:13:57It was...
01:13:59It was impulsive.
01:14:03I got wrapped up in a...
01:14:05It wasn't even good.
01:14:09And...
01:14:11My life has been...
01:14:13Ever since...
01:14:15My life has been...
01:14:17All I want is you.
01:14:27I don't...
01:14:28I don't know what I'd do without you.
01:14:29I don't even know where we keep that broom.
01:14:33Jess.
01:14:34I'm so...
01:14:43Sorry.
01:14:45Please.
01:14:47Please.
01:14:49Please.
01:14:50Please.
01:14:51I...
01:14:56Forgive me.
01:14:57Forgive me.
01:15:07I can be more sexy.
01:15:09Oh, no.
01:15:11Oh, no.
01:15:13Oh, no.
01:15:15Oh, no.
01:15:17Oh, no.
01:15:19Oh, no.
01:15:21Oh, no.
01:15:23Oh, no.
01:15:30Oh, no.
01:15:32Shh.
01:15:33Baby.
01:15:34Baby.
01:15:35Baby.
01:15:36Everything is gonna be.
01:15:44It's gonna be...
01:15:45I'm gonna be.
01:15:53Shh, baby.
01:16:15I'm gonna be.
01:16:45I'm gonna be.
01:17:15I'm gonna be.
01:17:45I'm gonna be.
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