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00:00:00Well, that sucked.
00:00:14Yep.
00:00:16God damn it.
00:00:18And it reset the stream, too.
00:00:22Even though it was not that long,
00:00:24and, you know, there's a chance for it to reconnect.
00:00:27Did not reconnect.
00:00:29Cool, right?
00:00:30Of course.
00:00:36Like, Jesus Christ.
00:00:38Bullshit is that?
00:00:44Good old sticks.
00:00:45It made a, like, sound,
00:00:48and my screen was stuck green.
00:00:51Whole screen.
00:00:55And, like, even when I, um,
00:00:57hit reset.
00:01:01My screen was green for a little bit.
00:01:06Yeah.
00:01:07Let me know when you want to invite.
00:01:09All right, I've got to switch,
00:01:12because I am playing Paragon.
00:01:16Hee-hee.
00:01:16Oh, I love Paragon so much.
00:01:21Play it every time I stream,
00:01:23I play Paragon.
00:01:23Come on.
00:01:24Heh heh heh.
00:01:48Of course,
00:01:49Styx would be the one
00:01:49going to fucking
00:01:50mess my game up.
00:01:53Or my computer.
00:02:08Okay.
00:02:14Oh, no, dude.
00:02:16Oh, no, dude.
00:02:19Styx, the, the recording's kaput.
00:02:27No.
00:02:28That's why I stream.
00:02:32Isn't that dumb?
00:02:34Yeah.
00:02:34Because it's literally
00:02:36because it's literally
00:02:36a 14 and a half gig file
00:02:38just sitting here.
00:02:40Unusable.
00:02:44Because the computer...
00:02:46Flows.
00:02:46Yeah, because the computer
00:02:47took a ship.
00:02:51I don't get that.
00:02:53I don't understand
00:02:54why it's unusable.
00:02:57But it's still so big.
00:02:59Okay.
00:02:59Okay.
00:02:59Okay.
00:02:59Okay.
00:02:59Okay.
00:03:00Okay.
00:03:00Okay.
00:03:01Okay.
00:03:01Okay.
00:03:02Okay.
00:03:03Okay.
00:03:04All right.
00:03:06Well, just invite me
00:03:06and see if I can just
00:03:07join off of it
00:03:08like that.
00:03:11Also, what is going on
00:03:12with this?
00:03:13What the hell is this?
00:03:14Is this broken?
00:03:18Activity feed
00:03:19is, like, broken.
00:03:20Give me a one second.
00:03:27Give me a one second.
00:03:41That's stats.
00:03:42Oh, my God.
00:03:43Okay.
00:03:43Okay.
00:03:43Okay.
00:03:43Okay.
00:03:44Okay.
00:03:45Okay.
00:03:45Okay.
00:03:45Okay.
00:03:46Okay.
00:03:47Okay.
00:03:47Okay.
00:03:50Apparently, my activity feed
00:04:03is just broken.
00:04:04I can't get that back
00:04:05right now.
00:04:07It just shows, like,
00:04:09if someone follows,
00:04:10I can actually see it,
00:04:11which is helpful
00:04:12because my, um,
00:04:14my shit's broken.
00:04:15Well, fuck it.
00:04:23That's so cool.
00:04:25Thanks, Steam.
00:04:26It just tells me
00:04:27you invited me,
00:04:28but I don't have a button
00:04:29to click.
00:04:30I'm gonna just start
00:04:31the game
00:04:31and then I'll have to
00:04:34have another invite
00:04:34because it's just
00:04:35all broken.
00:04:36Man, what a,
00:04:51what a night, right?
00:04:55Bullshit.
00:04:55I think Styx is just
00:05:02cursed
00:05:02because I can play
00:05:04like Ice and Ozo
00:05:07and other
00:05:07strenuous games
00:05:09and it's fine.
00:05:13I play Styx
00:05:14and it just
00:05:15eats shit.
00:05:16and it's fine.
00:05:46I hate ripping from the stream, though.
00:05:59Not that it's that big of a deal.
00:06:04Just a little bit extra to do.
00:06:07You can hear me, right?
00:06:09Yeah.
00:06:10Oh, okay.
00:06:11Well, I'm stuck at 33 frames per second on a load screen.
00:06:14So I'll probably have to exit Stitch and then start Sticks, not Stitch.
00:06:22Oh, wait.
00:06:23I thought it said 31 for a second.
00:06:25Maybe I'm crazy.
00:06:30Alright, we'll try this again, Sticks.
00:06:37Black screen of 60 after I try to close the game.
00:06:42Dude.
00:06:44Alright, Sticks, where the fuck are you in my task manager?
00:06:59Why are you way down there?
00:07:01What the hell?
00:07:06Okay, I closed it.
00:07:07Can I have my computer back?
00:07:10Okay.
00:07:14It's not letting me close Sticks.
00:07:35I've tried with Task Manager.
00:07:37Sticks, you're still there?
00:07:45There we go.
00:07:46I just had to close Sticks again.
00:07:48Hmm.
00:07:49What a stubborn game.
00:07:55I don't know if I'll ever play Sticks again.
00:07:58This one, I mean.
00:07:59Okay.
00:08:03Be making origami look polished.
00:08:15Be making origami look polished.
00:08:15All right.
00:08:37All right.
00:08:41All right.
00:08:43You
00:08:51I'm actually in now you gotta invite me
00:09:05Where's that invite sent it
00:09:13Did you though yeah, will you send another one? Yeah, give me a sec
00:09:27That what if I close that out friends let's forget any messages from
00:09:34Control the end
00:09:40It just says you have invited me to play and that it's just in text and it says launch game when I click on the message
00:09:56Let me try that
00:10:04All right, I'm joining
00:10:06Did you have to go online?
00:10:09No, I closed the session and then I reopened it
00:10:14Okay, I blame the game poorly coded
00:10:26Also have a lot of skill points so you should probably check to they probably set mine because that's how this game is
00:10:34Constantly screwing me out of everything
00:10:39Why didn't my loading into this
00:10:46No
00:10:50Mean no, I've always looked like this
00:10:55That what he do to you not only play he's standing there
00:11:04I'm his next fuck doll
00:11:09I don't even know what tree is really good to do
00:11:12And I maxed perception perception
00:11:15It's still the one where you get the super
00:11:23I don't remember what that skill is, but wasn't it good?
00:11:28There's you get incorporeal when you're invisible so enemy attacks are without effect
00:11:34And then the bubble invisibility
00:11:36So goblins under two meters away also become invisible
00:11:41Ah
00:11:42I think the top left skill is the one you like in the invisible
00:11:48Yeah
00:11:50Ehh
00:11:54No
00:11:55No
00:11:56A little left
00:11:56uh
00:12:22how to get moving huh
00:12:26i don't even care
00:12:39all right whatever i'm ready
00:12:48so i take care of finding your fucking explosives and i meet you at the gates of the prison
00:12:54that's it and i'll find the exact location of the machine and discover its weak points
00:12:59and where do i find your fucking explosives up the ass of the wilder and dwarfs
00:13:04hmm i learned that one of the dwarf bombs is in the upper warehouse of the city
00:13:09the dwarfs have hired a human to transport their precious explosives
00:13:14okay i'll figure something out to find the rest
00:13:17jarrett if you find the source of amber keep some for me
00:13:21it'll knock a chunk off your debt
00:13:24you should stop that poison
00:13:26it enslaves you to listle as much as it has enslaved my own people
00:13:30how do you think she found you in thoban
00:13:33keep your advice to yourself
00:13:35someone smart once said
00:13:37virtue is the perfect balance point between two vices
00:13:41and hypocrites like you are the crack between my two ass cheeks
00:13:45then be fighting words
00:13:49yeah
00:13:51are we taking the balloon
00:13:56yeah whenever you're ready
00:13:58yeah
00:14:00still on mission eight
00:14:05yeah but they're not all the same length either
00:14:12that's what she said
00:14:16ready to get puked up again
00:14:22yeah i hate that it does that
00:14:25that it resets it every time
00:14:27my health
00:14:30we do die in one shot anyway
00:14:34we have a fall damage
00:14:36oh yes
00:14:37strut that shit
00:14:39i was gonna ask if those you were me in the first interview
00:14:42either the ambassador is dead
00:14:43only you
00:14:44is that true
00:14:46body elves
00:14:47if it was me i'd use all our explosives to blow up the city
00:14:55according to jarrett
00:14:56one of the bombs is in the warehouse in the upper town
00:14:59for the others
00:15:01i could try to track the transport guy he spoke about
00:15:10so i know i asked once
00:15:12oh there's pure quarters
00:15:13here in the ground again
00:15:14sweet
00:15:15oh dude do you see the way i go down on this thing look
00:15:19i'm watching
00:15:20i'm watching
00:15:21oh that's sexy
00:15:23and that was so sexy
00:15:25oh
00:15:26i see you had to do it too
00:15:30all i have to do is follow the footprints
00:15:33that's all items on the way down
00:15:38um what difficulty did you want to do the fuck it all campaign on
00:15:44i'm not sure yet
00:15:46huh
00:15:47cause
00:15:48cool
00:15:49there's
00:15:50y'know normal difficulty
00:15:53which we are on
00:15:54me
00:15:56i
00:15:57i
00:15:58i
00:15:59i don't know
00:16:04there's hard
00:16:05and then there's
00:16:06if we can
00:16:07very hard
00:16:08and then custom
00:16:09well let's just
00:16:10we can just try it
00:16:11and move it down
00:16:12if it's too
00:16:13hard
00:16:14okay
00:16:15so you're saying you want to try hard
00:16:17hard or very hard or whatever
00:16:19and we'll just move it down
00:16:21as we need
00:16:22alright
00:16:24beginning of the trail
00:16:26that's a heavy arm
00:16:32can i push him off?
00:16:36um
00:16:37yes
00:16:38oops
00:16:39my bad
00:16:40goodbye
00:16:41why did you do like a dash?
00:16:42you did like a weird shadow dash for me
00:16:45it could be one of my new skills
00:16:48nice
00:16:49i went with the
00:16:50the
00:16:51ooh ooh ooh ooh
00:16:52the top
00:16:53i got the top skill of the
00:16:55the
00:16:56the
00:16:57the
00:16:58the
00:16:59the
00:17:00the
00:17:01the
00:17:02the
00:17:03the
00:17:04the
00:17:05the
00:17:06the
00:17:07the
00:17:12ah
00:17:14where it gives me a lunge
00:17:16my game tabbed out
00:17:20ah
00:17:22it maybe
00:17:23if he can take a look
00:17:24he can give it a minute
00:17:25it should
00:17:26hopefully
00:17:27even out
00:17:29up there
00:17:30oh
00:17:31he's already
00:17:32wait
00:17:33i could
00:17:34make a clone
00:17:35he could
00:17:36He could.
00:17:38He look like a clone.
00:17:40Yeah, yeah, that's kind of the point.
00:17:56Hmph!
00:18:06That might have been bad.
00:18:16What the-
00:18:18A big fat roach!
00:18:20I'm gonna take it out!
00:18:24Imagine getting tricked-
00:18:26Okay, thank goodness.
00:18:28I thought you went into it until it died!
00:18:30Knowing this game, that shit would have happened to us.
00:18:40I want that pure quartz.
00:18:44Yeah, we gotta upgrade our stats we're never gonna use again.
00:18:48Yup.
00:18:54Also, there's funny moments to be had of us trying to get it.
00:18:58Oh yeah.
00:19:02Dwarf, they don't know.
00:19:04They don't know.
00:19:06They don't know.
00:19:18Make that?
00:19:20Oh, fuck.
00:19:24I'm just too short.
00:19:26Shit.
00:19:28I'm gonna-
00:19:38I'm gonna-
00:19:40No, I'll die.
00:19:42Kinda stuck.
00:19:43It won't fucking move.
00:19:47That sucks.
00:19:48Go away, dwarf.
00:19:49Don't you dare look!
00:19:58Smells like-
00:20:00Don't look!
00:20:03Wait.
00:20:05Oh, that's a fucking dwarf.
00:20:06There's little u's in here.
00:20:07This is where they corral the goblins before sending them to the dark elms.
00:20:21I know it should make me angry, but these green skins are so pathetic.
00:20:25They look like fucking depressed chickens.
00:20:27And that's an insult to chickens.
00:20:28I'm in a very bad position right now.
00:20:32What?
00:20:33I'm on a box, and there's a-
00:20:37And I'm hanging, and there's a dwarf on the other side of the box.
00:20:40What?
00:20:41What?
00:20:42I saw you last night.
00:20:43Uh-oh.
00:20:44What?
00:20:45I dwarf.
00:20:46You seen me.
00:20:47But I just goopy-trapped the spell he's going to pull.
00:20:48Or not.
00:20:49He's going to kill me.
00:20:50We should be on our guard.
00:20:51Goodbye, brother.
00:20:52No fucking way.
00:20:53Somehow I got away.
00:21:08I know.
00:21:09Woo!
00:21:10Woo!
00:21:11He pulled the bell anyway.
00:21:12That scared the piss out of me.
00:21:14I got two seconds.
00:21:19Oh, you died?
00:21:21Oh, he chopped my head off.
00:21:25Oh, where'd my clothes go?
00:21:27They're still in you.
00:21:31Dwarf!
00:21:31I know.
00:21:44Oh, wait, I know he's gonna drink.
00:22:14You know, it's funny.
00:22:25He can smell goblin, even though there's a bunch of goblins downstairs.
00:22:32Wish I could push your dumb ass off.
00:22:41If I go in here, he'll surely drink that.
00:22:44Nothing.
00:23:03I'm seeing goblins everywhere now.
00:23:05I want this guy dead.
00:23:24There, I'll leave him there for you.
00:23:33Oh.
00:23:35Maybe not in the doorway.
00:23:37I don't want you trapped.
00:23:40Right here.
00:23:41That way, he'll turn you invisible.
00:23:44Nice.
00:23:44That and his bar won't decay, either.
00:23:54And if I die, I'll spawn on him.
00:23:58Um, there's like seven people standing around the pure quartz.
00:24:05No.
00:24:05Alright, I give up on this guy.
00:24:08You said that, and my frames dropped?
00:24:19Nope.
00:24:19Nope.
00:24:20Okay.
00:24:26Sloped.
00:24:27Roofing.
00:24:28Oh, that almost spelled me, dude.
00:24:48That animation looks so good.
00:24:52Oh, you're right here.
00:24:53Those balls that have been unwashed for the last month.
00:25:19I have a bottle I could throw.
00:25:21A piece of pure quartz that was missing from my collection.
00:25:33The dwarves are getting ready to load it on their airship.
00:25:37Or rather, we're getting ready.
00:25:41They're going to dissipate after this.
00:25:45I know they will.
00:25:45Against whom?
00:25:46By the beard of the mother dwarf.
00:25:49Do these humans know nothing?
00:25:51Against the dark elves, you fool.
00:25:54They dared to kid our ambassador.
00:25:57Get out of our way.
00:25:58We've got to get a move on.
00:26:00You'd do better by setting sail.
00:26:02War?
00:26:03But that's dangerous.
00:26:04At the same time, they're going right for goblins.
00:26:07Good trip, then.
00:26:07Oh, there's one right under me.
00:26:28A dwarf.
00:26:29Why do I throw the bottle?
00:26:40You have to hold LB, and then it's, I think, X.
00:26:43It'll, a button will pop up.
00:26:44Okay.
00:26:48No one.
00:26:51Are you kidding me, game?
00:26:53Are you ready for this skill?
00:27:08Yeah.
00:27:12Gotta warm those hands.
00:27:13Smells like.
00:27:37Do you like my magic trick?
00:27:39He's pissed.
00:27:42Not orange.
00:27:43What the, what?
00:27:47What do you mean, what?
00:27:49Why did he fill back up on the CLL again?
00:27:55Because this game's buggy, dude.
00:27:58Yeah, agreed.
00:28:09Perfect.
00:28:10He's going into the corner to die.
00:28:13Yeah?
00:28:23Yeah, the one's dead.
00:28:25Did you poison it?
00:28:26Is that what happened?
00:28:28Yeah, I went down there, poisoned it,
00:28:29and then I sacrificed my clone to take my clone's place.
00:28:33Ow, that took...
00:28:35Ow, that took...
00:28:36It did so much damage.
00:28:42Do you want me to put, like, a acid trap down before you do that?
00:28:47What's going on?
00:28:48What's going on?
00:28:48It's quiet as a troll.
00:28:50Ah, shit, bro.
00:28:51Don't scare me.
00:28:52Put out a problem.
00:28:53Don't scare me.
00:28:54Die.
00:28:54Die.
00:28:54Die.
00:28:55Ah.
00:28:55Ugh.
00:28:56Stairs, bro.
00:28:59Stairs.
00:28:59Oh, they're going to ring a bell.
00:29:01Come get some.
00:29:03I got it.
00:29:05Don't scare me.
00:29:06I see you, but we're close.
00:29:07Find him, dude.
00:29:08Come get some.
00:29:09Don't let him get away.
00:29:11I booby-trapped the bell.
00:29:32That was all my amber.
00:29:34Amber goes so fast in this game.
00:29:37Alright, so we gotta find the firebomb.
00:29:41They're not even chasing.
00:29:58Don't worry.
00:29:59Looks like it's all clear.
00:30:06It does suck that we can't just kill them.
00:30:36That roof was slippery.
00:30:59The shapeshifter was right, so he's not completely useless.
00:31:18These bombs are made with a phosphorous-based powder.
00:31:21If I open my eyes wide, I should easily be able to find his footprints.
00:31:26I'm watching this.
00:31:35One guy not in heavy armor.
00:31:39What guy?
00:31:42He had a vial on him, and it gave it to me.
00:31:46Okay, so you got the skill for it, though.
00:31:53Yep.
00:31:55Actually, I always had the skill for it.
00:32:01The game just didn't notice.
00:32:04Oh, slippery roof!
00:32:09Look sharp!
00:32:10There's a bad one on the loose!
00:32:12That's you, right?
00:32:13Yeah.
00:32:14There's a bad one on the loose.
00:32:25Oh, dude!
00:32:30I survived.
00:32:31My fingers are probably detached from it.
00:32:54That sounded painful.
00:32:56So, I was here already earlier.
00:33:01Like, why does this matter?
00:33:03Is it a different trail?
00:33:07I guess it looks different.
00:33:08The other one went the other way.
00:33:15Oh, there's three Dwarf Bombs.
00:33:44Nice meeting you.
00:33:45Yeah.
00:33:46I puked in that bag already.
00:33:51Oh, look who's there.
00:33:52Looks like the human hasn't yet delivered his surprise package.
00:34:04Why don't I make it so he finishes work early today?
00:34:20Oh, they see me.
00:34:25Bye.
00:34:26Have a good time.
00:34:27Did you teleport away?
00:34:28Yup.
00:34:29They don't look mad at all.
00:34:32Is that you again?
00:34:46Oh.
00:34:47I mean, failed.
00:34:50What happened?
00:34:51I'm under the...
00:34:52The...
00:34:53I'm still under here.
00:34:54I'm running.
00:34:55I don't understand.
00:34:56I'm breathing like I'm a fat person.
00:35:08I'm not committed.
00:35:18What are you...
00:35:19What did you spawn?
00:35:20What kind of hell is going on?
00:35:23What can we even do now?
00:35:30This is impossible.
00:35:33Where did he go?
00:35:38This is impossible.
00:35:41Where did he go?
00:35:45That really does add life.
00:35:49You bitch.
00:35:54Wait.
00:35:59What are you...
00:36:00Did you do this?
00:36:02All I have to do is search for it.
00:36:04Just my luck.
00:36:05The trail had me gallivanting around this whole downtown.
00:36:09You'd think that someone really wanted me to visit every nook and cranny.
00:36:14Why are they so mad?
00:36:17I don't know.
00:36:19Did you like glitch them into being...
00:36:21You bitch.
00:36:22I wanted that.
00:36:24Yeah.
00:36:25Did you glitch them into being angry?
00:36:27Like what is going on?
00:36:28Uh...
00:36:29I think so.
00:36:31I think so.
00:36:32Yeah.
00:36:33Yeah.
00:36:34They're...
00:36:35They're aggroed completely.
00:36:36Damn!
00:36:37Come get some.
00:36:38yes you better you can't get away from me
00:36:42yeah they're aggroed completely
00:36:46damn
00:36:49come get some
00:36:54what the hell is this
00:36:59is that where we're supposed to go
00:37:13I don't know
00:37:14I see you
00:37:22I've got you now
00:37:24there's a trail that leads over my way
00:37:52but I don't know if it's um
00:37:54actually another
00:37:58a trail he hasn't done yet or what
00:38:04what is
00:38:08I'm convinced they don't even know what
00:38:21they're mad about
00:38:22they're red again dude
00:38:39ah you're dead me tiny
00:38:46as quiet as a troll
00:38:52you can't get away from me
00:38:57big money I'm opening
00:39:15big money I'm opening a door
00:39:28it's gotta be it's gotta be right
00:39:30no
00:39:31no
00:39:31no problem
00:39:33don't scare me
00:39:35you can't get away from me
00:39:50you can't get away from me
00:40:01you can't get away from me
00:40:05there's nothing on this ship either
00:40:07I might have to reload
00:40:18damn it
00:40:23come on dwarf
00:40:33I hate when it's like they're camping
00:40:46the area that you're at
00:40:48I have to agree it's super annoying
00:40:53cause right now he's just literally sitting there
00:41:02it's quiet
00:41:10gonna tell your head off
00:41:12they don't know where I'm at
00:41:34what's going on
00:41:36you can't get away from me
00:41:40I can't get away from me
00:41:42looks like you're pretty good at hiding
00:41:51by my beard
00:41:52you're well hidden
00:41:53that guy was walking with no head
00:42:02and then it rendered in
00:42:04we should be on our guard
00:42:08go away
00:42:09how about that
00:42:10well nothing here
00:42:12must have run away
00:42:13those evil bucks
00:42:18whoa
00:42:32wait a minute
00:42:35here's jarak skiff
00:42:41I'll ready her while waiting for him to get his ass on board
00:42:45this machine that supposedly produces amber
00:42:48without a world tree
00:42:50it's a mystery to me
00:42:51how would the dwarfs be able to do that
00:42:55from what source
00:42:56I've got to see it to believe it
00:42:59should I ready his boat
00:43:05no
00:43:07sure
00:43:07I can't activate it
00:43:11I got caught
00:43:12I can't activate it
00:43:15what the fuck
00:43:15need that third bomb
00:43:20I can't
00:43:50Wow, I love the way the game is so glitchy for me, that when I go to jump, it just messes it up so freaking bad.
00:44:07Why don't I even get out of here?
00:44:18I thought I could open the store for you.
00:44:20Oh, okay, that'd be sweet.
00:44:23There's a bunch of dwarfs down here, though.
00:44:26I don't even care.
00:44:27There's a bunch of dwarfs down here.
00:44:28There's a bunch of dwarfs down here.
00:44:30There's a bunch of dwarfs down here.
00:44:32Oh.
00:44:33You can't get away from me!
00:44:35There's a bunch of dwarfs down here.
00:44:36You can't get away from me!
00:44:38Oh.
00:44:44Oh.
00:44:57Oh.
00:44:58You can't get away from me!
00:45:00Ring that bell, bitch.
00:45:11I see you, filthy red!
00:45:17I've got you now!
00:45:20That sounded painful.
00:45:23You know what?
00:45:24He might have hurt a lot.
00:45:28You can't get away from me!
00:45:43Where's the way out?
00:45:45We have to find the bomb to do the objective.
00:45:50Hey!
00:45:52Got it.
00:45:53He doesn't see me.
00:45:57All it's left to do is to find that damn Jarak and Skiff.
00:46:00What?
00:46:01What's going on?
00:46:03I am...
00:46:04Making a run for it!
00:46:05You're quiet as a troll!
00:46:19I randomly ran into the room that had it.
00:46:21Got it.
00:46:22You're welcome.
00:46:23I appreciate that, brother.
00:46:25Where are you?
00:46:26Um, not in a good spot.
00:46:28Okay.
00:46:29That was so lucky on my part.
00:46:34Are you at it?
00:46:35If so, then use it.
00:46:36Yep.
00:46:37Okay.
00:46:38Oh, yeah.
00:46:39Oh, yeah.
00:46:40I've got the explosives.
00:46:46And I know where the machine is located.
00:46:53Oh, yeah.
00:46:55How much longer did you want to play?
00:46:59What do you feel?
00:47:00I think I'm going to work a night shift, so it?
00:47:01Still good.
00:47:02Okay.
00:47:03I mean, you can play a little longer if you wanted.
00:47:04All right.
00:47:05All right.
00:47:06I hope I know where the machine is located.
00:47:07I hope you did.
00:47:08You've got a serious blows of explosives.
00:47:10And I know where the machine is located.
00:47:11And your bro-iße-y?
00:47:12Oh, yeah.
00:47:13And he fingers our butt.
00:47:14Let's see.
00:47:15How much longer did you want to play?
00:47:16It's up to you.
00:47:18What do you feel?
00:47:19I think I worked night shift, so...
00:47:20It's so good.
00:47:21Okay.
00:47:22You can play a little longer if you wanted.
00:47:26All right.
00:47:29I was warning you, Yif.
00:47:46These explosives are gonna make the elves think the dwarves sabotaged their machine.
00:47:52I see that you're beginning to enjoy politics, my friend.
00:48:00Everything is locked. There is only one way out. You must go through the extractor. I'll watch your back
00:48:09According to Jared, the only way to reach the heart of the amber machine is to go through a duct
00:48:14I don't know why but I get the feeling. I'm not gonna like this. I
00:48:20Don't like when you're glitching my game Jesus Christ
00:48:29Oh, I like this game, but also I hate this game
00:48:38If you got a remaster or a remake I would play it
00:48:44That would be pretty sweet
00:48:48What they should really do is do the first one a remake or remaster the first one and include multiplayer
00:48:59Do we want the pit or the bomb first like the bomb, right?
00:49:03Let's do both. I think don't we?
00:49:08Almost declared
00:49:10Dwarf massacred a group of elves
00:49:12Oh
00:49:14What?
00:49:16There's me
00:49:18Abandoned us and leave us at the mercy of those poor
00:49:21Arps
00:49:22Yet
00:49:23She is taking advantage of the departure of the remaining strangers
00:49:26To flee with her bodyguard
00:49:28She trusts us. She knows that together we can win this battle
00:49:33Open your eyes
00:49:34I know that you feel the absence of her being
00:49:37And that her hold on your mind
00:49:44Oh it killed me. I got bugged
00:49:46The army
00:49:51The army
00:49:54Guess not
00:49:55Interesting
00:49:58I've already been through here
00:50:00The only difference is the last time my ass was up in the air
00:50:04Oh come on
00:50:05Don't these ragdash ever stop screaming?
00:50:08What can those fucking hells be doing to them?
00:50:12Did you watch that?
00:50:15No
00:50:19It sautéed my ass
00:50:26Can I throw sand at it?
00:50:28I thought you could before
00:50:30You can
00:50:33I just
00:50:34It's being glitchy and I had to switch from sand to sand
00:50:37Sand to sand
00:50:50Oh
00:50:51Oh
00:50:57Did I walk
00:50:58Did I what?
00:50:59My ankle
00:51:00My foot barely touched the puddle
00:51:02Yep
00:51:03You heard him right?
00:51:17No what?
00:51:19Maybe I should try shitting one out next time
00:51:24Wow
00:51:25Wow that worked out so well
00:51:49I hate this area so much
00:51:51Oh
00:51:54Uh oh
00:52:03Did you kill me?
00:52:05Let's make a deal
00:52:06You stop killing me
00:52:07What?
00:52:08And I won't tell anyone what you did with that apple pie
00:52:12I thought I was sick
00:52:21Oh
00:52:30Those are very deadly
00:52:31I hate them
00:52:32I hate
00:52:33I hate the radius
00:52:37And I hate that you can't see their radius
00:52:39They just start gurgling
00:52:40That's the best you get
00:52:43Like a dirty shoot
00:52:44Dirty foot
00:52:45Motherfucker right there
00:52:46Fucker right there
00:53:10Wait
00:53:11I can just do this
00:53:12Curious
00:53:15That did it
00:53:18Are you kidding me game?
00:53:20Do you remember when I killed him?
00:53:21That way
00:53:22That way
00:53:24Nothing
00:53:26Did you just
00:53:27Yeah
00:53:28That thing right there
00:53:29To the right
00:53:31Did it kill one?
00:53:33Um no
00:53:34Where's the other one?
00:53:36You got him
00:53:37Okay
00:53:38Wait no
00:53:39It was just a shadow
00:53:40Yeah
00:53:41When I killed the guy on the left
00:53:45It literally killed me
00:53:47The last time
00:53:49Your blood
00:53:51No threat here
00:53:53Did that do anything?
00:53:56No
00:53:57Leoz
00:53:59No
00:54:01Give up
00:54:02I'm in a
00:54:12Bad area
00:54:22I went into those
00:54:24I didn't revive
00:54:25You were dead
00:54:32That looked really janky
00:54:35That looked really janky
00:54:51I can't have a joke
00:54:53What the fuck is wrong?
00:55:02Goblins reduced to mush
00:55:06The river is amber
00:55:08I can't believe this shit
00:55:11These dark elf bastards
00:55:13Extract amber from the bodies of Rackhash
00:55:17And I drink their fucking amber
00:55:20I feel like puking
00:55:32For my blood
00:55:46It just kills me
00:55:47It's because they had the little sack right there
00:55:51Oh
00:55:52It burst into little babies
00:55:53babies
00:55:58See watch how about it yuck the sack broke and got me
00:56:06They shouldn't have aggro against
00:56:23Wait wait he bit wait
00:56:28Did you see that now I'm tweaking he didn't even bite me he looked at me and I died through the the wall
00:56:53When I uninstall this game I'm gonna do it the smile
00:56:59For I love this game, but it is
00:57:04Rough yeah
00:57:23Really it's already pissed off. It's already pissed off
00:57:37It shot me in the hole
00:57:41We should write a story
00:57:43Now I always seem to find myself
00:57:48How about the goblet and unexpectorated green
00:57:53Sticks
00:58:04That was so dumb
00:58:14It's such a big area
00:58:23Come on game
00:58:27Come on game
00:58:33Wait I'm so oh
00:58:35Okay
00:58:38That's not what I wanted game
00:58:40That's what I wanted
00:58:42Jesus.
00:59:02Uh-oh.
00:59:06Why?
00:59:09Why were they right there, dude?
00:59:12Hmm.
00:59:17Play before the power of this room.
00:59:22Amber skin.
00:59:24Are you-
00:59:24Fuck this game.
00:59:30Later, your blood will flow.
00:59:32What?
00:59:33What?
00:59:34No.
00:59:35What?
00:59:37What?
00:59:38No.
00:59:39What?
00:59:40What?
00:59:41No.
00:59:42What?
00:59:43I did it on purpose.
00:59:44I was sick of that area.
00:59:45Cause she made me- I had to fall all the way back down.
00:59:50Disappear.
00:59:51Disappear.
00:59:52Disappear.
00:59:53And so-
00:59:54To get back up was gonna take too long.
00:59:55It's not worth it.
00:59:56It's annoying.
00:59:57Especially when she's literally camping that area.
00:59:58I understand it was technical.
00:59:59I barely had any health anyways.
01:00:00Not dealing with her dumb ass.
01:00:02Wow.
01:00:03I still can't believe it.
01:00:04This whole damn diplomatic summit.
01:00:05To organize the collection and slaughter of Rakash.
01:00:06Compared to these dark elf bastards, I look like a fuckin' saint.
01:00:07What?
01:00:08What?
01:00:09What?
01:00:10What?
01:00:11What?
01:00:12What?
01:00:13What?
01:00:14What?
01:00:15What?
01:00:16What?
01:00:17What?
01:00:18What?
01:00:19What?
01:00:20What?
01:00:21What?
01:00:22What?
01:00:23What?
01:00:24What?
01:00:25What?
01:00:26Hey.
01:00:27I just accidentally jumped onto this.
01:00:28I didn't see that I could climate.
01:00:29It honestly looked like you were glitching out.
01:00:47Oh, I didn't think I was going to make it.
01:01:17Yeah, you're going to like that way, brother.
01:01:40Do I, though?
01:01:42Yeah.
01:01:43Oh, what, though?
01:01:50Dude, you fucking...
01:02:02What was that?
01:02:07Hey, man.
01:02:08I tried to catch you.
01:02:10Why don't you just fucking go in?
01:02:15Whoa.
01:02:17I've never seen so much amber in my life.
01:02:19Even the World Tree of Achanash is nothing compared.
01:02:23This should be the happiest day of my life.
01:02:26Yet, the amber, the blood of Rakesh.
01:02:30You fucking hells.
01:02:32Shit.
01:02:33I am quitting that shit.
01:02:34Tomorrow.
01:02:35Did you crash again?
01:02:39No, I jumped down killing myself, because why am I going to go through all that again
01:02:55and get back up there?
01:02:57I saw.
01:02:58I just didn't feel like spawning him.
01:03:01Yeah.
01:03:02Okay.
01:03:03That was not made by anyone.
01:03:05Do not mock the power of Lycero.
01:03:08Blood.
01:03:13Aha!
01:03:14What was that shadow?
01:03:15The blade of Lycero will betray you.
01:03:17Oh.
01:03:18That was a cheap shot.
01:03:20Did you see that?
01:03:21No.
01:03:22No.
01:03:23The lady downed the area through a throwing knife into me.
01:03:27Oh, the one from down the area got you?
01:03:30Yeah.
01:03:31Yeah.
01:03:32Just fucking one shot me with a throwing dagger like it was nothing.
01:03:39Yep.
01:03:40She stood right down there and just went, whoop.
01:03:52There was something hiding here.
01:03:57No.
01:03:58Please.
01:03:59No.
01:04:00No.
01:04:01No.
01:04:02No.
01:04:03Oh fuck.
01:04:04Oh fuck.
01:04:05Oh fuck.
01:04:06Shit.
01:04:12No.
01:04:13There's a big dude.
01:04:14Uh oh.
01:04:19Did you make it?
01:04:21Yeah.
01:04:22Hello.
01:04:26Hey.
01:04:35What?
01:04:37Nothing.
01:04:38Where are you?
01:04:40I made it!
01:04:41It's a Valhalla.
01:04:43holla
01:04:50What
01:04:55Wait what you don't trust
01:04:59I
01:05:12Got superior died
01:05:26I'm dead. I'm so
01:05:29Game over man. We're in some real pretty shit now
01:05:33Listen, I may be digitized, but I'm not stupid. What's your excuse?
01:05:40I tried to roll by the big dude. He
01:05:43Punched me then beat the piss out of me. All right, they have grenades
01:05:51Why don't we get grenades?
01:05:53I don't know
01:05:55But she talked like an electric one
01:05:57Hmm
01:06:10My game's doing a hard load
01:06:12Day of my life yet
01:06:14The amber
01:06:15The blood of rakesh
01:06:17You fucking hells
01:06:19That's it. I am quitting that shit
01:06:22Tomorrow
01:06:24Um, all I can see is the tunnel
01:06:36Wait, you're stuck up there? Shit
01:06:39Nope
01:06:39Can you hear me?
01:06:41Yeah
01:06:41Oh, I paused it and now there's no sound
01:06:55So you can't spawn at all
01:06:57I'm stuck in the tunnel
01:07:02Do you want me to die?
01:07:03Yeah, yeah, see what happens
01:07:05Actually
01:07:14Ordering a double pepperoni pizza with extra cheap
01:07:17That was very glitchy
01:07:22This game sucks at like being playable, dude. It's borderline
01:07:30Mm-hmm
01:07:33Oh
01:07:41Oh, oh, oh, oh
01:07:42Oh, did it freeze again?
01:07:45No, oh, oh, oh, I'm good. I'm good
01:07:48I fell off
01:07:51No, don't say that
01:07:52I fell off
01:07:56No way
01:07:57No way
01:08:08That's insanity
01:08:09What? I looked away.
01:08:27Oh, oh, oh.
01:08:39Did he beat the fuck out of my claw?
01:08:46No!
01:08:47Dude, no.
01:08:52He's tweaking.
01:08:58Wait, we gotta place the bomb right there?
01:09:08They didn't step on that.
01:09:20Did the trap.
01:09:21I fell off.
01:09:27My trap didn't do anything.
01:09:30I think the big dude stepped on it and it just didn't hurt him.
01:09:38You're a bitch.
01:09:50Why didn't my trap do anything?
01:09:52What the fuck is this shit?
01:09:57You're a servant.
01:09:59Disappeared.
01:10:01This one is for all the Rackash killed by these fucking dark elf psychopaths.
01:10:06Rackash might be ugly and stupid, but they don't deserve to end up as Amber Mash.
01:10:13We have so far to run now.
01:10:20What?
01:10:21What?
01:10:22Brother!
01:10:23Brother!
01:10:24Brother!
01:10:25Brother!
01:10:26You did that shit on purpose.
01:10:39Brother!
01:10:40Brother!
01:10:41If the game wasn't so clunky I could have maybe gotten away.
01:10:44Like, even that is clunky as hell.
01:10:47I didn't see him behind you, I only saw the one.
01:10:51the chick yeah yeah if only it was only her big dude makes you panic so much
01:11:12curious
01:11:21how did we go great it was just a shadow it's just a shadow it's just a shadow
01:11:31I can't believe big guy is immune to bomb my acid trap dude yeah that's that's not
01:11:42I'm like I said I'm pretty sure I saw it go off
01:11:51please
01:11:59Please!
01:12:29I don't think that'll do shit, but I like to puke in it.
01:12:50Goddammit, of course that's part of their route.
01:13:01Wait.
01:13:02I don't wanna talk about it.
01:13:16You know, it's funny, lockpick required for this door, I'm pretty sure the other day when
01:13:41we played, I found a lockpick.
01:13:45So it's like, it's like I said, it just, it cucks the person who is not the host.
01:13:52I'm lucky you're a big bitch.
01:13:58I wonder if the first game is this glitchy.
01:14:05Because, you know, I'd like to beat that eventually too.
01:14:12Wow, that lady is blind.
01:14:19No, no, no.
01:14:26Oh no!
01:14:27I'm so annoyed with myself.
01:14:33I was within jumping distance of the bomb place.
01:14:40But I had to try to backtrack because a stupid bug, the bee, started seeing me.
01:14:47Don't you love them?
01:14:48Motherfucker dude, I was right there.
01:14:54Like I said, I love hate this game.
01:15:01Do I hear another fucking bug?
01:15:02Where is that?
01:15:03I was in the room with the bomb I got a place over here.
01:15:08God.
01:15:09There's two.
01:15:10Oh great.
01:15:11Oh great.
01:15:12Oh great.
01:15:13Oh good.
01:15:14like I said I love hate this game do I hear another fucking bug where is that
01:15:26it was in the room with the bomb I got a place over here
01:15:30god there's two
01:15:34ok
01:15:40great
01:15:41it's yours on the side of a cliff
01:15:55no
01:15:57ok
01:15:58and there we go
01:16:00come on brother
01:16:07I got the bomb
01:16:08did you die
01:16:09yup
01:16:10I'll wait for you to
01:16:11he might have fucked us dude
01:16:23that should be enough to shut down the tunnel
01:16:25no more deliveries of goblins
01:16:28that fucking shapeshifter might just start the fireworks without me
01:16:32gotta hurry if I don't want to miss the grand finale
01:16:35how do I even
01:16:45this jump will kill me will it not
01:16:50this jump will kill me will it not
01:17:03you fucking
01:17:07disappear
01:17:08quits
01:17:10I thought I was being a little more stealthy than that
01:17:37you're alive right
01:17:38yeah
01:17:39yeah
01:17:40ok I did survive it
01:17:43I think I did survive it
01:17:44hmm
01:17:45hmm
01:17:46hmm
01:17:59hmm
01:18:00hmm
01:18:04hmm
01:18:08Come to us.
01:18:38Come to us.
01:19:08Come to us.
01:19:16Those bugs are just insane, dude.
01:19:21Agreed.
01:19:31What the hell?
01:19:32Why is that guy running?
01:19:33He's a civilian.
01:19:55You ready?
01:20:00Yes?
01:20:01Yeah.
01:20:03Oh, that...
01:20:04Yeah.
01:20:05Caring goblins to extract amber.
01:20:08How could Lysol even think of such a thing?
01:20:11Ah, what a waste of good amber.
01:20:14You fool.
01:20:16The amber is all you see.
01:20:18What I see is the liberation of my people.
01:20:22A new future begins.
01:20:24We completed it.
01:20:48You got a higher Mission Completed score. You completed more than Mission, apparently.
01:20:54Wait, mine was lower. Wasn't it just a second ago?
01:20:59890 versus 890?
01:21:02Wait, mine says 720. Oh, at the top, I mean.
01:21:05It said Mission Completed. Yours was 7-something. I could swear mine was 6-something.
01:21:12Yours is 720 for me.
01:21:14Yeah, it switched. I'm pretty sure it wasn't that.
01:21:17Mission 9. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:21:25Sweet release.
01:21:34This is so dumb how it's me always unspawned so you always have half health.
01:21:42Mm-hmm.
01:21:47Did you want to play more or done?
01:22:10We're probably done.
01:22:12Alright, alright.
01:22:15Did you want to do any of the chicken game?
01:22:20We don't have to.
01:22:21Alright, then I'm going to end my record.
01:22:23If it wasn't as late, then yeah.
01:22:25Yeah, that's fine.
01:22:28Alright.
01:22:28That has been saved.
01:22:40Alright, I'll leave it.
01:22:41That was a janky, jank experience.
01:22:45So jank.
01:22:49So jank, it makes me not want to play it.
01:22:55Can you hear me?
01:22:56Yeah.
01:23:02Can you hear me?
01:23:04Yeah.
01:23:06It like turned off all my, like there was no signal to my computer.
01:23:11Weird.
01:23:12Yeah, what the fuck?
01:23:15I don't know if it was trying to go to sleep mode or what.
01:23:17That was strange.
01:23:21Well, I'm ending stream here.
01:23:23If anyone's there.
01:23:25Yep.
01:23:25End it.
01:23:26Bye.
01:23:26Bye.
01:23:26Bye.
01:23:27Bye.
01:23:27Bye.
01:23:28Bye.
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01:23:28Bye.
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