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00:00Previously on Heated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander, I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world.
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander and Rush's Azealia Rosanoff.
00:11It was Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:19This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not gonna tell anyone because no one can know.
00:23A whole lot of kids are gonna be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:28So, what's my name gonna be?
00:29Dream.
00:32How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:34from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:36Not everything is about you, Hollander!
00:38What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking at you.
00:41You don't know that.
00:42Hollander, see you next season.
00:59You think I'm pretty?
01:00You think I'm pretty?
01:01You think I'm pretty?
01:06You think I am pretty?
01:11You think I'm pretty
01:26Let's go!
01:41Let's go!
01:48Let's go!
01:56Let's go!
02:01Let's go!
02:05Let's go!
02:12Let's go!
02:17Let's go!
02:21Let's go!
02:25Let's go!
02:29Let's go!
02:36Let's go!
02:38Let's go!
02:39Let's go!
02:44Let's go!
02:45Let's go!
02:46Let's go!
02:47Let's go!
02:50Let's go!
02:52Let's go!
03:02Yeah, wow.
03:07Cut!
03:09You're lost to seek all the power in your life
03:14You're washed up and relevant
03:18I'm standing in my light
03:22I'm standing in my light
03:26I'm standing in my light
03:28I'm standing in my light
03:30I'm standing in my light
03:35You think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty cool
03:39You say I scare ya
03:41Most people do
03:43This is the real world, honey
03:45In spite of everything
03:48I guess there's just no sit and chill
03:51Nice try, knock it out the way
03:55Good job, just take a fucking hit
03:58I said I'll see ya, you wanna be ya
04:01You wanna be ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya
04:04Hey, if Rosano fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back.
04:29I think you mean fucks with, buddy.
04:31I fucking mean what I mean.
04:33They're burning a fake Rosanoff outside right now.
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:37They do it to you all the time in Boston.
04:38You want to see?
04:39Uh, no, thanks.
04:40Honestly, guys, it doesn't help me focus.
04:42Yeah, Mitty, they'll be weird somewhere else.
04:45I'm not even that.
04:47Whatever you need, Captain.
04:49Hey, Hollander, can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in like 10?
04:55Oh, Mr. Hollander, what does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:00Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game, but it would be helpful if we scored more
05:05fucking goals than the other team.
05:07And how about that other team?
05:10Elia Rosanoff has been on a tear lately.
05:12He had a hat-trick last week, and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race.
05:15Want to know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:17No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me.
05:19Thanks, guys.
05:19Mm-hmm.
05:20Mm-hmm.
05:21Mm-hmm.
06:51Wow, this Montreal girl works you up, brother.
06:59Shut your idiot face, Marley.
07:01You're straight up blushing, Ross.
07:03Well, no.
07:04Never in life have I blushed.
07:05Russians do not do this.
07:06You will murder me.
07:23Maybe.
07:24Get in.
07:26Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:37For how long?
07:37The whole game?
07:39Such a fucking ass.
07:41You missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking did it.
07:45And I still beat your ass.
07:46Oh, barely.
07:54Wow, nice place.
07:56Thanks.
07:56I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman.
08:10Shut up.
08:11Mr. Landlord.
08:13You asked.
08:15No, I didn't.
08:30So what do you want me?
08:32In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:34Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:42Have I hired someone?
08:45A designer?
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49He's such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you'll like it.
08:55I'm going to smell the cigarettes from here.
08:58I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00And you shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:12No, you come here.
09:12No, you come here.
09:22It's the world.
09:25It's the world.
09:33Don't worry about it.
09:34Oh, wow, wow, we think this will be enough.
09:49Fuck off.
10:04Where were you?
10:11Please don't go.
10:19Please don't go.
10:26Oh, my God.
10:29Stay right here.
10:37He's okay.
10:39Hmm?
10:42Oh, shit, Mosley.
10:57Is he okay?
11:07It's you.
11:12It's you.
11:14Okay.
11:16It's you.
11:20It's you.
11:24It's you.
11:26It's you.
11:28It's you.
11:29Oh, shit, it's alright.
11:35Are you?
11:54Oh, God.
12:05No, the bed's all dead.
12:24What?
12:25Shut up.
12:28Hey, we'll show it now, okay?
12:34You killed me, Wander.
13:00I'm dead.
13:01That was so fucking hot.
13:08Worth the wait.
13:10I should go.
13:25So, uh, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:36Right.
13:37Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:44Yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:47They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is starting to wake up at 4am to watch every
13:51game.
13:52I bet your parents will be there, right?
13:55My father, yes.
13:56Maybe my brother, but who knows.
13:57Cool.
13:58Anyways, I'm psyched.
13:59I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:00Dreaming of what?
14:01Bronze medal?
14:02You fucking wish, dude.
14:04Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:05Don't fuck yourself, Rosnan.
14:06Such a good drink.
14:07Your cab is definitely here.
14:11Bye.
14:12Bye.
14:28Bye.
14:32Okay.
14:37Bye.
14:46Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:50For the first period, we are four days into this year's winter games,
14:53and there's already a contender for top story here in Sochi.
14:56What an embarrassing and too promising year for the rest of the best hockey team.
15:01A hard pill to swallow on all mice,
15:04and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rosanoff, chosen as his country's captain.
15:09All in there.
15:37What's up, motherfucker?
15:39Boys.
15:40Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Fonny.
15:42Nice to fucking last to Lafayette.
15:44Did you see that game?
15:45Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:47A debacle.
15:48Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:50Uh, I don't know.
15:51Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:53I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:55Uh-uh.
15:56So you say this year, baby, we're fucking coming for you.
15:58Okay.
15:58Trust me.
15:59You look great in Silver, Fonny.
16:00Don't even stress.
16:00Oh, good one.
16:01Does your room have that smell?
16:06Yes.
16:07Yes, it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:10Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:11Yeah.
16:11He's probably right.
16:12The good news is, we're not going to be here alone.
16:14All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating.
16:16My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:18We train together.
16:19Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:21I'd love to show up for him.
16:22Hell yeah, man.
16:23Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:25What do you mean?
16:29Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:32I mean, if I can pray for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:36Hey, here's me.
16:38Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:41Fucking balls of steel, man.
16:55Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:16Yeah, he did.
17:20I'm just going to go find the bathroom.
17:25Hey.
17:46I'm not here.
17:48No, I'm not.
17:50I saw you up here.
17:51I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:53Fine.
17:54Go sit down.
17:55We hit.
17:59We are not anything.
18:02Go away, Olander.
18:09Are you okay?
18:12Please, go.
18:14You didn't answer my text.
18:17No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:20Now you go.
18:22Fine.
18:24Fuck.
18:25I'll be back.
18:25I'll be back.
18:26I'll be back.
18:26.
18:37You need to meet.
18:38Yes, my father.
18:42The minister still wants to meet you today evening,
18:45regardless of what you are.
18:48This is my honor.
18:50You have to be proud of my honor.
18:52After yesterday, you won...
18:58...Latvii.
18:59Latvii.
19:01And he still has a beer.
19:03How did you do it?
19:04Is it not sad?
19:06Not sad, my father.
19:07Well, not so.
19:08They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:11It's not a game, it's a shame.
19:13It's a real shame.
19:15It's not to justify the hopes that you showed up in childhood.
19:19Now I'm playing better than when I was.
19:22Our team is injured.
19:24The team is playing.
19:25The team is playing.
19:26Playing?
19:27What is this American absurd?
19:29What is playing?
19:30You, captain, you're playing playing.
19:33You always find someone who's guilty from childhood.
19:42Who is it to you?
19:46Your mother?
19:47She can't do it.
19:49What do you want to do?
19:50What do you want to do?
19:51What do you want to do?
19:52No, dad.
19:53Mom's dying.
19:54Mom's dying.
19:55You're dying.
19:56You're dying.
19:57Mom's dying.
19:58You remember me?
19:59Do you remember me?
20:02I was in your case.
20:06Where's Polina?
20:09In Moscow?
20:12Of course.
20:17We need to go to the night,
20:20to meet the minister.
20:26Yes.
20:27Are you ready?
20:30Yes, I'm ready.
20:33Of course, you always have to be the right.
20:36You always have to be the right.
20:37And Mr. David Lepice, you just have to go.
20:39No, he wasn't in the form.
20:41But, you know, I'm going to be the best.
20:42He wants to go to the United States.
20:44He's going to work.
20:45He's going to work.
20:46He's going to be the best in America.
20:47He's going to be good.
20:48He's going to work.
20:49He's going to work.
20:50He's going to work.
20:51He's going to work.
20:52He's going to work.
20:53But it's a problem with leadership. It's always a problem with leadership.
21:05I'm too much talking.
21:07You're my angel. You're too much talking, especially when it's about hockey.
21:13Only when we win, Dad.
21:16I'm going to go in a bar and he needs one more room.
21:20Look how she's behind you.
21:24From the same time.
21:27I'm an angel. It would be nice if I could remember it.
21:30I want to drink.
21:32No, it would be interesting.
21:50You were my angel.
21:52Long ago, Sasha.
22:02I think that you played well.
22:03I won't say thank you, but I know that you didn't play any other games.
22:06I would like to say thank you, but I know that you didn't watch any other games.
22:10For those who have been a whole life son of a coach for hockey, you have to avoid this.
22:16I sometimes blame you on me.
22:19When I understand what it costs, I blame you on me.
22:22In any case, it doesn't have any meaning to you.
22:25It doesn't? Why did you do that?
22:28My father...
22:29Your father is a fool, who will ever kill you.
22:32You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:36And I don't care about these crazy games, when you have a real chance to win this year.
22:41Really?
22:42Yes, it's true.
22:43Hunter and Admiral won't go through New Jersey.
22:46New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
22:49I think you'll win this year in this year.
22:52In this year?
22:53Yes, in this year.
22:55Because I think he's traumatized.
23:00Why do you know everything?
23:01On the extra sense.
23:03But you are in the middle of the excellence.
23:06You've seen a lot in the mountains.
23:07As you've seen a lot of compare,
23:08They are a good chance.
23:09You've got a good chance.
23:10And you can win this year.
23:12In the Westchester.
23:13You can win the world.
23:15You can win the world on the Westchester.
23:16You can win whoever you are in the Westchester, Chicago.
23:19Not even earlier.
23:21In the final, most of all, it will be San Francisco, and they are good, but too young.
23:28So you will win the Cubs of the Senni for a year earlier than I was talking about.
23:36Thank you, I'm not going to sleep.
23:38Tomorrow you should have to look ideal.
23:42You should look ideal.
23:43Right, but you should have to talk about it.
23:48We'll meet you later.
23:50See you later.
23:51See you later.
23:57Well, what's your trip, Sasha?
24:03Oh, it's cool.
24:07I just love this place.
24:10Clubs?
24:11It's my head.
24:14The girls.
24:15It's just nice.
24:16Hello.
24:17Hello.
24:18Hello.
24:19Hello.
24:20Hello.
24:22You've seen the French people?
24:25Yes, Ilya?
24:26What's your turn?
24:33Oh, my God.
24:35What's your turn?
24:37Oh.
24:38I'm sorry.
24:39I'm sorry.
24:41I'm sorry.
24:42I'm sorry.
24:43Hey, I'm sorry.
24:46What are you here?
24:48I'm sorry.
24:49But I'm sorry.
24:51Oh, my God.
24:52I hope you'll be more fun than you remember.
25:09Are you here? Seriously?
25:13The danger was you earlier. If you remember me, I'm not mistaken.
25:22We're the children, Sash.
25:26Yes, it's true.
25:33Stop it.
25:36Okay, go somewhere.
25:40No.
25:50Okay.
25:52I'll find a wedding.
25:55Okay.
26:04I'll go.
26:07I'm glad to see you.
26:22Okay.
26:23Captain's here.
26:24Yeah!
26:25Yeah!
26:26Yeah!
26:27Yeah!
26:28Yeah!
26:29Yeah!
26:30What am I supposed to do?
26:31I don't know.
26:32I don't know.
26:33My mom told me to get by.
26:34Oh, my God.
26:37There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:39Okay, playoffs are over.
26:40You cannot keep the beer.
26:41That's not a rule.
26:42You just made that up.
26:43Hollander, is that a rule?
26:44Unfortunately, it is.
26:45Fuck you, Hollander.
26:46You can barely even grow one.
26:47No, no.
26:48Fuck you, Swedish inbred.
26:49Fuck you, AJ.
26:50Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:52Stop it.
26:53In Boston, where the Raiders have a chance to end it all on home ice.
26:55Boys, it's starting.
26:56Turn it up.
26:57It's game six, and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
27:00You know that Ilya Rozenov wants this bad.
27:03Rozenov and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:06A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11Ooh!
27:12He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:16Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:18Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:22I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:26I don't need to think about that.
27:28That was yesterday.
27:29That was before.
27:30Now, I only need one thing.
27:35I need to win.
27:39Here.
27:40At home.
27:41Tonight.
27:42As much fun as it would have been to go to California and humiliate them there,
27:47but I want to hear our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:52I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:55I know you can do it.
27:58I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:02So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:07Because this is our fucking night.
28:11This is our fucking cup!
28:14Fucking fuck San Francisco!
28:16I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:18Shane hates him the most.
28:19What?
28:20You hate Rosenhoff.
28:21Of course.
28:22But he's very good at hockey.
28:23The best probably.
28:24Eh, nah.
28:25You're the fucking best all-ender.
28:26Okay?
28:27Not that animal shit show cocksucking Russian.
28:29And that is that.
28:30The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:32What a comeback story this year from Ilya Rosenhoff.
28:33The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
28:35Leading his team in block shots.
28:3615 shots against.
28:37And obviously.
28:38He's leading the cup all-ending.
28:39The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
28:40Leading his team in block shots.
28:41and 15 shots against.
28:42And obviously.
28:42the cup all-ending.
28:43And he's leading it to me.
28:44And he's leading it to the first game.
28:45And then he's leading it to the first game.
28:46The captain is for the first time.
28:47The captain is by the best game.
28:48And I'll tell you in the future.
28:49And we can see you in the first game.
28:50We can see the new team of the three of us.
28:51And we can see the game,
28:52the first game.
28:53You're the fucking best all-ending.
28:54And I'll tell you in the first game.
28:55By the way,
28:57you're the fucking best All-Hander.
28:58Yeah.
28:59Not that animal shit show cocksucking Russia.
29:01Oh,
29:02That is that.
29:03The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
29:05What a comeback story this year from Puglia Rosenhoff.
29:11Oh, no!
29:12Oh, no!
29:29Well, nice watch.
29:39Can I give this here for free or what?
29:40Where the fuck were you, Jonathan?
29:41Five seconds.
29:42Yeah, 25 seconds.
29:43Or even doing.
29:46And now, presenting the Lord Tower Award.
29:49I was busy.
29:50Was who?
29:51Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hawking.
29:59But the most important thing.
30:02Is the friends we make along the way.
30:06Hey, before we give out next award, can I get a selfie with you?
30:11What?
30:12Come on.
30:13When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:16Okay, fine.
30:16But hurry up.
30:24Great.
30:25Give me your number.
30:26I'll text them to you.
30:27No chance.
30:30And the Lord Tower Award for most sportsmanlike player goes to...
30:41Governor General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General General
31:11well
31:15what
31:18what the fuck do you want rosenoff
31:21you haven't answered a text
31:23from me in like six months
31:25you won't even acknowledge I exist
31:27unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us
31:29and then it's for some fucking clown show
31:31so yeah what the fuck
31:33do you actually want from me
31:35well
31:38I want you to suck my dick
31:43oh fuck you you are unbelievable
31:45you suck my dick
31:46maybe yes nicely
32:08please
32:10if you want me to get on my knees
32:16on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick
32:18you will have to ask nicer than that
32:21please get on your knees
32:26on this filthy bathroom floor
32:29and suck my dick
32:32please
32:34no
32:45what
32:49no
32:51we'll go back to our seats
32:55watch the rest of this boring show
32:57and then go to boring party after
32:59and then
33:02when I've been waiting all night
33:04you'll come back to my hotel room
33:06and I will maybe
33:08maybe
33:10do more than just suck your dick
33:12when did your english get so good
33:17I read the new yorker now
33:21really
33:23no
33:24the new yorker is boring
33:26my dad loves it
33:30ah
33:31so being boring is
33:33is genetic
33:34wow
33:35genetic
33:37let's make a deal
33:43if you win MVP tonight
33:46I will blow you
33:47fuck you
33:48whatever you want
33:49and if you win
33:53good luck
34:12good luck
34:12come in
34:22no
34:23no
34:28no
34:30no
34:31no
34:33no
34:36non
34:38no
34:40Congratulations.
35:01Now take off your clothes.
35:04You're such an asshole.
35:10You're such an asshole.
35:40You're such an asshole.
35:50What?
35:52Just a lot of windows.
35:55Good.
36:18Now get on the bed.
36:25This is a good hotel.
36:28Very nice vodka.
36:30It's hard to find in America.
36:33Okay.
36:36Touch yourself.
36:37What?
36:38Show off for me. I want to watch you.
36:40You what?
36:42It's my special day, Hollander. I want to watch.
36:45I've never...
36:46No shit.
36:47Fuck you.
36:49Give me some vodka, at least.
36:51No, no, no.
36:51Vodka is for after. It's your reward.
36:55No, no, no.
37:25Do you want to know how it feels?
37:32How what feels?
37:35Holding the cup.
37:37You fucking asshole.
37:38I can barely describe it.
37:40Oh my god, Hollander.
37:55Fuck.
37:55Are you going to fuck me?
38:05We will see.
38:10I need...
38:13What?
38:14You know.
38:15Tell me.
38:19You.
38:24I need you.
38:54I need you.
39:01I need you.
39:06I need you.
39:13I need you.
39:24I need you.
39:26So Russia this year was something else.
39:33It's intense there.
39:39So are you heading back soon?
39:43Back.
39:45To Russia?
39:46For the summit?
39:48Oh, yes.
39:56Why?
39:58What do you mean?
39:59Why?
40:01Do you have to?
40:04There is no have to.
40:06It's...
40:07It's home.
40:09Yeah.
40:10But...
40:11I don't know.
40:12Is it safe?
40:15What do you mean safe?
40:17I don't know.
40:18Do you...
40:19Do you even like it there?
40:29What difference does it make?
40:31A pretty big one, I think.
40:34I need to sleep.
40:40I need to sleep.
40:42Oh.
40:44Yeah.
40:45Me too.
40:46I should...
40:55So, I'm off.
40:59Goodbye, Hollander.
41:01You're hot.
41:02Please, I will check.
41:03I'm back.
41:04You're hot.
41:05Um, I don't know.
41:06I don't know.
41:07You're hot.
41:08You're hot.
41:09Be awesome.
41:10Go.
41:11Go.
41:12Go.
41:14I'll check.
41:14Go.
41:15Go.
41:16Go.
41:17Go.
41:18Go.
41:19Go.
41:20Go.
41:21Go.
41:22Go.
41:23Go.
41:25Go.
41:26Go.
41:27Go.
41:28Go.
41:29Go.
41:30Let's go.
42:00Let's go.
42:30Let's go.
43:00Let's go.
43:30Let's go.
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