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Written by Tony Benedict, Warren Foster, Dalton Sandifer and Michael Maltese
Voices: Paul Frees, Jean Vander Pyl, Mel Blanc, Don Messick, Allan Melvin, Henry Corden, John Stephenson, Janet Waldo, Dick Beals and Gerry Johnson
Directed by William Hanna and Joseph Barbera
Written by Tony Benedict, Warren Foster, Dalton Sandifer and Michael Maltese
Voices: Paul Frees, Jean Vander Pyl, Mel Blanc, Don Messick, Allan Melvin, Henry Corden, John Stephenson, Janet Waldo, Dick Beals and Gerry Johnson
Directed by William Hanna and Joseph Barbera
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00:00What an agent, what a squirrel. He's got the country in a world. What's his name?
00:13Shh, secret squirrel. He's got tricks up his sleeve. Most bad guys won't believe.
00:20A ball of blue coat, a cannon hat. Machine guns came with a gun. Fight for his fire, his disguise. Takes him many places, he's a squirrel of many faces. Who's that?
00:34Hug. Who's that?
00:35Oh, hon. Who's that?
00:37Quiet!
00:39Secret squirrel.
00:40Shh.
00:50Good afternoon, folks. This is Chet Nutley reporting from Cape Launcham, where the world's largest atomic submarine is about to be launched.
01:02The skipper's wife, the lovely Mrs. Skipper, raises the bottle of champagne and...
01:06Hey! The submarine has just disappeared.
01:11And Mrs. Skipper is about to disappear into the bay.
01:16Oh, dear. There goes the champagne.
01:18It's incredible. The submarine has been stolen before our very eyes. And with that terrible weapon in the wrong hands, it means the end of the world.
01:29So, so long, folks. And remember, you heard it first on this channel.
01:33Better turn around and get back to headquarters, Morocco. Sounds like trouble.
01:39Okay, secret. Hold on.
01:41You wait in the car while I check with the chief.
01:51I'll wait good, like a faithful companion should.
01:55Keep trying, operator. This is a national emergency. I've got to locate secret squirrel.
02:02You sent for me, chief?
02:04Oh, secret. Why do you always have to be so secretive all the time?
02:09Oh, uh, sorry, chief.
02:11But in my business, we never trust anybody.
02:14Why, even you might be an imposter in disguise.
02:21It's okay. You check out.
02:23I'll check you out if you don't cut it out.
02:26Sorry, chief.
02:27Now get busy and bring back that stolen sub in tact.
02:31Understand? Not one scratch on it.
02:34Right, chief.
02:35I'll slip out as quietly as I came in.
02:39So long, and keep your bag shiny.
02:42Oops.
02:44Ooh, that's our top secret agent.
02:50How are we going to find a submarine in this big ocean, SS?
02:54Simple for a master secret agent like me, Morocco.
02:58This giant magnet will cling to any metal in the area.
03:02Once we get in range of the sub, I simply...
03:07The stolen sub, I presume.
03:12Secret squirrel, I presume.
03:15So you have found me.
03:17Captain Ahab, the international submarine snatcher.
03:22Right. Now permit me to demonstrate
03:24my latest scientific development in sub-stealing.
03:28I call it instant invisibility.
03:31Watch.
03:33Ha-ha!
03:35I can make subs disappear.
03:38I can even make you disappear.
03:41So much easier for me to track you down, Ahab,
03:45if you can't see me.
03:47You're right, Sonny.
03:48I'll get rid of you in a more conventional manner.
03:55Oh, me, my big mouth.
04:01Did you capture him, SS?
04:04Well, not exactly, Morocco.
04:06It seems we have him right where he wants us.
04:09Ah!
04:10I'm offering you one more chance to surrender, Ahab.
04:15You're a card, Secret.
04:19And this is my ace in the hole.
04:22A rapid-fire bazooka.
04:26Ooh, how corny.
04:29This sub is equipped for such small annoyances.
04:35I might even get a tryout with the Dodgers.
04:38What do we do now, Secret?
04:45First of all, we mustn't panic.
04:48Then we wait for Captain Ahab's next move.
04:52And I shall wait good, like a faithful friend should.
04:58Ha-ha-ha!
04:59You're just in time to witness my diabolical scheme
05:03to blow up the whole world, just for kicks.
05:06Yeah, you do that and you'll be breaking the law, Ahab.
05:10Excuse me.
05:12I have some dirty work afoot.
05:17Is it time to panic yet, SS?
05:20Not yet, Morocco.
05:21Now for the countdown.
05:24Ten, nine, eight, seven.
05:26It's a mere trifle to escape from this amateurish situation.
05:31As long as you keep things under your hat.
05:33Ooh!
05:35Like scissors.
05:38Three, two, one, fire!
05:41I gotta stop that bomb.
05:44Zero, twenty degrees right.
05:51Wind drift, two degrees left.
05:53Rate of defense, nine hundred miles.
05:57If my calculations are right,
05:59that bomb will land right...
06:01Ooh!
06:03Here.
06:05Now to return it to its rightful owner.
06:11Oh, Ahab, special delivery!
06:14Yowt!
06:17Huh?
06:18My missile seems to be a bit off course.
06:22And so ends another evil plot by a bad guy.
06:27Thanks to secret squirrel.
06:31Great work, SS.
06:33You brought in Captain Ahab and solved the robbery.
06:36There's just one thing.
06:38Your orders were to bring back that sub intact.
06:41Oh, we're working on that part right now.
06:43If you look out the window, you'll see what I mean.
06:50It's all here, Chief.
06:52According to these blueprints,
06:54the knee joint is connected to the elbow joint.
06:57The elbow joint's connected to the anchor joint.
07:00The anchor joint's connected to the overdrive.
07:04And the overdrive's connected to...
07:06To the middle knuckle.
07:07And the middle knuckle's connected to the...
07:09Main switch.
07:10All ashore that's going ashore.
07:25Patten down the hatches.
07:26Let's be on our way.
07:27Bubble Land Aquarium is closed for the day.
07:30Oh, and what a day.
07:33Now to get to my comfy quarters and relax.
07:36Good night, Chief.
07:37Good night, Squidly.
07:39Gonna watch TV tonight?
07:41You bet.
07:41My favorite show's on tonight.
07:43Bubble Smoke.
07:44Say, that's my favorite show, too.
07:47What am I waiting for?
07:50Gonna watch TV tonight.
07:52Oh, that Squidly was sure hinting
07:54for an invitation to join me.
07:57But I'm through with fish for tonight.
08:00I'm just gonna relax and...
08:02Huh?
08:02Where's my hat?
08:04How about that?
08:05I must have flipped my lid.
08:07I'm getting absent-minded.
08:09Oh, well.
08:10At last, I can relax.
08:12Watch TV.
08:14Squidly!
08:15Out!
08:16Out!
08:16Out!
08:17I'm going!
08:18I'm going!
08:18I can take a hit.
08:20No TV.
08:23No bubble smoke.
08:27Huh?
08:28What's that?
08:30Looks like somebody ran out of gas.
08:33Hi, fellas.
08:34You want to push?
08:35Squidly-diddley at your service.
08:38What luck, an Earthman.
08:41I'll freeze him.
08:43Hey, I can't move.
08:46Quick, let's get out of here.
08:48Right.
08:50We got what we came for.
08:52Like what, fellas?
08:53Like you.
08:55You strange-looking creature.
08:57Strange?
08:59You're kind of strange yourself, stranger.
09:02Would it be asking too much to inquire where you are taking me?
09:06To our planet.
09:07Whoop!
09:08Whoop!
09:09Whoop!
09:09Whoop!
09:10Whoop!
09:11Whoop!
09:12Whoop!
09:12Well, thanks for the lift, fellas.
09:14Now, if you don't mind, I'll walk the rest of the way back home.
09:17Whoop!
09:18Whoop!
09:18If that's what I think it is, I've sure got a long walk.
09:22Get moving.
09:23We're taking you to our leader.
09:26So this is an Earthman specimen, eh?
09:30Take it to the testing room.
09:33But your highness, I'm not an Earthman.
09:36I'm an Earth squid.
09:38Take it away.
09:42I get it.
09:43This is a throne.
09:45They've made me their king.
09:47Quiet, Earthman.
09:49We are going to test your sense of balance.
09:52Hold it!
09:53Hold it!
09:54The whole room is spinning around.
09:57That's the idea.
09:59Now raise your left arm.
10:01This is a cinch.
10:03Now you're right.
10:04How's that?
10:06Oop!
10:07I guess I'm just plain awkward.
10:10We know you're awkward.
10:13Now we'll test your speed.
10:15Get set.
10:16Don't let my dust get in your eyes, pal.
10:19Go!
10:22Boy, did I leave that guy at the starting line.
10:25Whoops!
10:26Eh.
10:27Hope I haven't kept you waiting long.
10:30Slow poke.
10:33And now for the final test.
10:35That's good.
10:36Against our army.
10:38That's bad.
10:43I got a feeling I'm about to flunk again.
10:46Shoo!
10:47Scat!
10:47Go on!
10:48Scrap!
10:51OK, pal.
10:52If you won't, I will!
10:54That monster isn't human.
10:57Oh, boy.
10:58A pool of water.
11:00Oops.
11:01Just my luck.
11:02A walking pool.
11:03Ha!
11:04Ha!
11:04Ha!
11:05Ha!
11:05You tried to escape Earthman and failed at that, too.
11:09Ha!
11:10You tried to escape Earthman and failed at that, too.
11:16The tests show that the Earthman is clumsy, slow, awkward,
11:21cowardly, and stupid.
11:23You're still making a mistake.
11:25I'm not an Earthman.
11:26I'm a squid.
11:28Silence.
11:29If all Earthmen are like you, it'll be a cinch for us
11:33to take over the Earth.
11:35Take over the Earth?
11:37Now, just a doggone squiddly, diddly minute.
11:40If you think I'm going to stand by for that, you're mistaken.
11:44Seize him.
11:45Oh, yeah?
11:48Call out the army.
11:54Come on, army.
11:55This time I'm game.
11:57Trigger nose.
11:5810, 9, 8, hup.
12:00Ha!
12:01Squiddly has them all, and he's all for a touchdown.
12:04This is the old squeegee play, followed by a quick reverse.
12:11Gertz!
12:19Sorry, fella.
12:21I lost my head.
12:22But when you said you were going to take over the Earth,
12:26ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
12:28Why, that's the last thing I do, Earthman.
12:32And it would have been, too, if they're all like this one.
12:36I'll send you your saucer back as soon as I get
12:38in parachute range of home.
12:41Toodle-no!
12:44So long, Earthman.
12:46Don't hurry back.
12:50Oh, dear.
12:51Perhaps I was a bit hasty with Squiddly.
12:53I'll invite him in to see TV.
12:55Huh?
12:56He's not in his tank.
12:58And when he's not in his tank, he's up to no good.
13:01Yoo-hoo, Chiefie, I'm home.
13:04And do I have something to tell you?
13:07Squiddly?
13:08So there you are.
13:10Decided to come back, eh?
13:11Yeah, Chief.
13:12Wait till you hear.
13:13You see, there was these guys from outer space,
13:15and they landed in a flying saucer, see?
13:18Well, I thought they were out of gas.
13:20They took me to their planet.
13:22And, uh, are you listening, Chief?
13:24Oh, I'm listening, Squiddly.
13:26Next, you'll be telling me you saved the Earth.
13:28Yeah, yeah.
13:29As a matter of fact, I did.
13:30You see, there were these tests and a monster test.
13:32Squiddly?
13:34Yes, sir.
13:35I know, sir.
13:36No TV.
13:38All-O-R-E, All-O-R-E.
13:55Hi.
13:56I'm Winsome W. Witch.
13:58The W stands for Wacky.
14:00I was a fairy godmother school dropout.
14:03Oh, that's a gasser.
14:06Hee, he, he, he, he, he, he.
14:08Landing flaps down.
14:11Here goes.
14:13That's the best landing I've made in two weeks.
14:21Finally getting the hang of it.
14:22Hee, he, he, he, he, he, he, he.
14:24Hey, you lazy broom.
14:26Get up and start tidying up the yard.
14:29Well, well, well, what have we here?
14:32A cute little frog.
14:35Oh, this is a good chance to practice up on my witchcraft.
14:38I'll change the frog to a peanut.
14:41Ali-Kazowie!
14:44Yikes! I did something wrong!
14:47Ali-Kazowie!
14:51There, that's better.
14:53My phone! Gee, maybe it's a customer.
14:57When Ada Witch here, have Broom will travel.
15:00Who? Oh, the Queen.
15:03That's right, and I've been talking to my mirror.
15:06I need your help.
15:08Talking to your mirror?
15:10Anyone who talks to mirrors needs help.
15:13Be calm, Your Majesty. I'll be right over.
15:16A talking mirror, this I gotta see.
15:19Hey, Broom, let's go!
15:23To the Queen's castle on the double.
15:27Very funny, very funny.
15:31Now, if you don't mind, take me to the Queen's castle.
15:35You mean that old mirror really talks?
15:39Yes, I'll show you.
15:41Mirror, mirror on the wall.
15:43Who's the fairest one of all?
15:45It ain't you, Queenie.
15:47Snow White is the grooviest chick in these parts.
15:49Oh, see what I mean?
15:51I want you to get rid of this Snow White so I can be the fairest.
15:57Have you any ideas?
15:58Well, I could give her a magic apple, but I don't think it's gonna help you any.
16:03You take care of Snow White.
16:04I'll take care of the apple.
16:06Oh, no!
16:07Not that apple!
16:08Ah!
16:09Poor Queenie.
16:10She's going to be asleep for a long time.
16:12The only thing that can break the spell and wake her up is a kiss from a prince.
16:18Come on, boy.
16:19Cut it out.
16:20Don't, Prince.
16:21Don't!
16:22Prince?
16:23Hey, dog, is your name Prince?
16:25It figures.
16:26It figures.
16:27Seven sure isn't my lucky number.
16:28Not when it's seven dwarfs.
16:30Seven pairs of socks to wash every day.
16:33Seven dinners to prepare every night.
16:36Oh, I wish some Prince would come along and take me away from all of us.
16:40I wish some Prince would come along and take me away from all of us.
16:45Now, who could that be?
16:46With my luck, it's probably another dwarf.
16:48Hello, little girl.
16:49My Girl Scout troop is selling candied apples instead of cookies this year.
16:52You are a Girl Scout?
16:53Yeah.
16:54The Witch Patrol.
16:55Here.
16:56Have an apple.
16:57I can't.
16:58I have no money.
16:59Oh, then take one free, dearie.
17:00Oh, I couldn't.
17:01I can't.
17:02I can't.
17:03I can't.
17:04I can't.
17:05I can't.
17:06I can't.
17:07I can't.
17:08I can't.
17:09I can't.
17:10I can't.
17:11I can't.
17:12I can't.
17:13I can't.
17:14I can't.
17:15I can't do that.
17:16If I don't get rid of my apples, I don't get a free trip to camp with my true.
17:24Oh, you poor kid.
17:25Stop crying.
17:26I'll take one.
17:27No.
17:28No, no.
17:29Not that one.
17:30Here.
17:31This is your apple.
17:33Oh, I feel dizzy.
17:36I think I'm going to faint.
17:38Don't worry, dearie.
17:39These candy apples aren't fattening, but they are flattening.
17:45Oh, Windy Witch, you made a funny.
17:49Oh, no.
17:51I bet Snow finds apple by mistake.
17:54And the only thing that can break the spell is a kiss from a prince.
17:57And what prince would kiss me?
18:00Good night.
18:03Hey, did you see that?
18:05That's Winsome the Wacky Witch.
18:06What's she doing around here?
18:08I don't like it.
18:09Come on.
18:10Let's check on Snow White.
18:11It is in these woods that I, the charming prince, am destined to kiss a sleeping beauty and live happily ever after.
18:20Sounds like a good deal.
18:21I'll keep looking for her.
18:24Oh, no.
18:25This is my sleeping beauty.
18:26I gotta kiss her?
18:27Destiny, my eye, I can't do it.
18:34I can't believe it.
18:35You kissed me, my prince, and broke the spell.
18:38I did not.
18:39Just like in the fairy tale, the handsome prince finds the sleeping beauty and they live happily ever after.
18:46Yahoo!
18:47I'm gonna get married.
18:50Married?
18:51Oh, no.
18:53Hey, wait a minute, prince.
18:54Let's not spoil the beautiful fairy tale.
18:57Broom, broom.
18:58Here, broom.
18:59Oh, brother, the sleeping beauty turns out to be a witch.
19:02What a switch.
19:03Aw, come on, prince.
19:05Let's talk this over.
19:09Oh, boy.
19:10There's a house.
19:11Hey, look who's here.
19:12It's the prince.
19:13Who are you guys?
19:14We're the seven dwarfs.
19:15And that's no way you have to kiss her to wake her up.
19:20I want to.
19:21I want to.
19:22Oh, prince charming.
19:24At last you've come to take me away from all this.
19:27Yoo-hoo, prince.
19:28Where are you?
19:29Here, prince.
19:30Here, prince.
19:31No, no.
19:32Not you, prince.
19:33Down, boy.
19:34Down.
19:35Stop it or I'll lead you to a peanut.
19:37Abracadabra.
19:38Kaboom.
19:39Uh-oh.
19:40I goofed again.
19:41Down, boy.
19:42Down.
19:43Go fetch a stick or something.
19:44You know, once in a while I get a day like this.
19:46Go home, prince.
19:47Go home.
19:48Whoa, whoa, whoa.
19:49Whoa, whoa.
19:50Whoa, whoa.
19:51Down, boy.
19:52Down.
19:53Go fetch a stick or something.
19:55Whoa, whoa.
19:56You know, once in a while I get a day like this.
20:01Go home, prince.
20:02Go home.
20:03Whoa, whoa, whoa.
20:05Whoa, whoa, whoa.
20:06Whoa, whoa, whoa.
20:15What an agent.
20:16What a squirrel.
20:17He's got a squirrel. He's got the country in a world.
20:21What's his name?
20:22Shh! Secret squirrel.
20:24He's got tricks up his sleeve.
20:27Most bad guys won't believe.
20:30A ball of blue coat. A cannon hat.
20:33Machine gun came with a rope.
20:36Fight for inspired his disguise.
20:39Takes him many places. He's a squirrel of many faces.
20:42Who's that?
20:43Hug.
20:44Who's that?
20:45Secret squirrel.
20:49Shh!
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