WWE SAMCKDOWN 09 DECEMBER 2004 FULL SHOW

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WWE SMACKDOWN 09 DECEMBER 2004 FULL SHOW HD

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00:00:00This is a massacre! This is a four-on-one assault!

00:00:30This belongs to me! You will never have it! This belongs to me!

00:00:43Three days from Armageddon, and SmackDown is in Greenville, South Carolina tonight.

00:01:00The WWE Champion John Bradshaw Layfield and his cabinet are in the ring.

00:01:06You will show the WWE Champion in his cabinet a modicum of respect.

00:01:32I don't care what you people in South Carolina stand for, I stand for excellence.

00:01:47That demands respect!

00:01:49Hulk Hogan, Bruno Sammartino, Bret the Hitman Hart, Stone Cold Steve Austin, and The Rock.

00:02:00They all have two things in common.

00:02:04Number one, on their very best day, on the very best shape of their life, in the prime of their life, at the pinnacle of their career, they were not as good as me, JBL.

00:02:19And number two, they never had to face what I have to face this Sunday at Armageddon.

00:02:34I go on record right now saying I am getting screwed!

00:02:39At Armageddon, I am stuck in a Fatal 4-Way against three men at the same time.

00:02:49Eddie Guerrero, Booker T, and The Undertaker.

00:02:56All three of these men, when the lights were on bright and all the marbles and the WWE Championship was on the line, could not defeat me!

00:03:12Well, this Sunday, they don't have to!

00:03:19This Sunday, the greatest WWE Champion of all time, JBL!

00:03:27could lose his mind championship without even getting beat!

00:03:38This is a sick, sick joke!

00:03:42And Theodore R. Long, it is all your fault!

00:03:49Theodore R. Long, you are a piece of human garbage!

00:03:55You, Theodore R. Long, is why affirmative action has not, nor will ever work!

00:04:02This Sunday, Theodore, I hold you responsible!

00:04:08And I hold all three people I am gonna have to face by myself responsible!

00:04:14Long, you, Guerrero, Booker T, and you, The Undertaker!

00:04:23Uh-oh!

00:04:25Oh, my!

00:04:27Oh, my God!

00:04:28The Undertaker's in the ring!

00:04:31The Undertaker with a light to Jordan!

00:04:34Taking out the Bastions!

00:04:35The Champion!

00:04:36The Undertaker is the Champion!

00:04:38And the Co-Secretaries of Defense taking The Undertaker out of the behind!

00:04:42Well, that's what the Bastions are there for, they're doing their job!

00:04:45Tank is in trouble!

00:04:47Tank is in trouble!

00:04:48Double clothesline!

00:04:50Don't bash him!

00:04:53Watch out, Danny!

00:04:57Danny Basham's next!

00:04:58Whoa!

00:04:59Undertaker making a statement!

00:05:02Undertaker striking quickly!

00:05:05Striking hard!

00:05:07Looking for revenge on JBL Cup!

00:05:10And come Sunday, the end may be near for the WWE Champion at Armageddon!

00:05:16What a way to kick off SmackDown!

00:05:19You are not kidding!

00:05:21Where in the holy high hell did The Undertaker come from?

00:05:24Out of nowhere!

00:05:25Shocking the Champion at his cabinet!

00:05:28You can't blame The Undertaker, considering what happened last week.

00:05:32And tonight, The Undertaker gets another chance to get his hands on the WWE Champion!

00:05:38A huge 3-on-4 handicap match!

00:05:41Which will go a long way in shaping Armageddon!

00:05:44It's 3-on-4 tonight on SmackDown!

00:05:48The SmackDown fans still abuzz after what happened moments ago, the stealthy appearance by The Undertaker!

00:05:56Well, you never ever know when The Undertaker's gonna strike!

00:05:59We just saw that!

00:06:00What a night!

00:06:01It's gonna be on SmackDown!

00:06:02And still to come tonight, Tori Wilson and Hiroko in a bra and panties match!

00:06:07It's gonna be very interesting, and we're gonna see if Hiroko's down the coop!

00:06:12Can our goods bring the boys to the park, whatever you said!

00:06:14Well, it all started on Thanksgiving when Hiroko's husband, Kenzo, became seemingly smitten with Tori,

00:06:19and Hiroko was extremely jealous!

00:06:22So, come away from the TV!

00:06:25Listen, today is an American holiday, Thanksgiving!

00:06:30So, do you want leg or ring?

00:06:34Come on, come on now, baby!

00:06:38I want a breast.

00:06:40Breast?

00:06:41My God!

00:06:47Well, the bra and panties matches later on, but the ring is filling up with cruiserweights.

00:06:56As Chavo enters the ring, this is the Cruiserweight Battle Royal.

00:07:00The winner of this matchup, Taz, will face Spike Dudley for the Cruiserweight Championship Sunday

00:07:05at Armageddon in Atlanta.

00:07:07So, you know that Spike Dudley is somewhere in the back watching this match intently, and it started.

00:07:12And again, the rules of the matchup over the top rope.

00:07:14Both feet must hit the floor to be eliminated.

00:07:16The last Cruiserweight in the ring gets to the title opportunity Sunday.

00:07:19You see Paul London squaring off with Billy Kidman.

00:07:21This is the first time London and Kidman have been in the same ring together

00:07:24since Billy Kidman delivered not one but two shooting star presses to Paul London,

00:07:28putting him out of action at No Mercy in October.

00:07:31Yeah, I mean, both those men pulled out of Billy Kidman, former Tag Team Champions.

00:07:34That was then, this is now.

00:07:35And now Chavo, nice shot to the ribs of Nunzio there.

00:07:38Chavo Guerrero, former Cruiserweight Champion.

00:07:40In fact, the number of former Cruiserweight Champions are in the ring.

00:07:43Both booking to get a shot.

00:07:44Chavo Nunzio trying to eliminate Chavo Guerrero.

00:07:47Again, when you go over the top rope and both feet hit the floor, you're eliminated.

00:07:53Exactly.

00:07:54Just excited after what's happened so far tonight here on SmackDown and a lot more to come.

00:07:58Look at this, Akio.

00:08:00Wow, Akio, impressive.

00:08:02Tremendous balance by Akio and Nunzio impressive as well.

00:08:06Also tilt the world head scissor by Nunzio.

00:08:08Watch out here.

00:08:09Nunzio up over the top rope lands on the apron.

00:08:11Not eliminated, both feet did not hit the floor.

00:08:13Akio trying to eliminate Nunzio here.

00:08:14Nunzio battling back, now gonna climb the ropes.

00:08:17Holy-

00:08:18What a kick by Akio!

00:08:20Akio is the first to eliminate it.

00:08:22Remember the neighborhood nugs, Nunzio's out.

00:08:24He's not going on getting his son to the face fight for the Cruiserweight battle.

00:08:28Now down to six Cruiserweights.

00:08:30And Akio are hammered away on Paul London.

00:08:33Shannon Moore and Funaki going at it on the other side.

00:08:36Yeah.

00:08:37And there's the champ, Spike Dudley looking on.

00:08:38Did I not tell you he had to be watching on somewhere?

00:08:40I know my stuff, Cole.

00:08:41And you have to wonder if Spike Dudley was wishing he had his brothers, Bubba Ray and D-Von around.

00:08:46The Dudleys, of course, still out with injuries.

00:08:48Suffered at the hands of the Big Show a couple of months back.

00:08:51Now, Paul London working on Akio here.

00:08:54Stomping on him.

00:08:55And now you see Brooklyn short shot on that moment.

00:08:57Funaki looks like he's in trouble in that far corner there.

00:08:59Funaki in a lot of trouble.

00:09:00But by the Prince of Punk there, Shannon Moore.

00:09:02Prince of Punk.

00:09:03Like that, the Prince of Punk.

00:09:04Yeah, you're like the Punk of Princey or something.

00:09:06I don't know.

00:09:07You talk about it.

00:09:08Billy Kidman with Nicole Sterling.

00:09:09And don't forget the issue with Chavo and Billy Kidman.

00:09:12Kidman putting Chavo out of action with the Shooting Star Press as well.

00:09:15Seems like nobody likes Billy Kidman in this match.

00:09:17Nobody likes you either.

00:09:18I don't like Kidman either, and the world hates you.

00:09:21What an elbow, a high elbow by Paul London.

00:09:24Oh, look at that!

00:09:25Heel kick to the swallow of the bat.

00:09:27Right, and the Kid is both feet.

00:09:28Man, that, that, that drop salt right there.

00:09:31But through the second rope, second rope goes Akio.

00:09:34Oh!

00:09:35And Paul London eliminated by his former buddy,

00:09:37his former tag team partner, Billy Kidman.

00:09:40I would like Kidman a lot, smart.

00:09:42Paul London has back turned.

00:09:43That's the opportunity to get, to ditch the man out.

00:09:46Well, Billy Kidman's picking his spots in this battle royal.

00:09:49The winner to face Spike Dudley and Armageddon on Sunday.

00:09:53That's a great opportunity to face the champion.

00:09:56In just three days, it could all happen in one match.

00:09:59Whoever wins this battle royal will face Spike.

00:10:02Chavo Guerrero.

00:10:03Look at Philly Kidman trying to get Chavo.

00:10:04Chavo, Chandamore taking down as well.

00:10:06Nice kick by Akio there, Girl Pants.

00:10:08You see that?

00:10:09Great kick by Akio.

00:10:10All right, now, now, now, Funaki's in trouble here.

00:10:13Funaki in a lot of trouble, but Chavo Guerrero.

00:10:16What a shot by Akio.

00:10:17Look at that, it's like Japan versus Japan.

00:10:19It's like a civil war.

00:10:20You know, like they both from the same country.

00:10:22I get it.

00:10:23And look at Akio.

00:10:24Akio landed on the top rope.

00:10:26Oh!

00:10:27Quick move by Funaki.

00:10:28Yeah, right on the wonton.

00:10:29Whoa!

00:10:30Shannon Moore, Akio's been eliminated.

00:10:31We're down to four cruiserweights.

00:10:33Shannon Moore, Chavo, Funaki, and Kidman.

00:10:35That jumping leg lariat by Shannon Moore, the Prince of Punk.

00:10:38Very impressive.

00:10:39Oh!

00:10:40What a great drop kick by Kidman up underneath the chin.

00:10:42Kidman possesses one of the best drop kicks in the business.

00:10:45Cole, I'm telling you, I've been hit by it.

00:10:46It hurts.

00:10:47And Kidman whipped across the ring.

00:10:49Dives underneath, through the legs of Chavo Guerrero.

00:10:51Chavo great, hit scissors.

00:10:53And Kidman in trouble again.

00:10:54Down to four men.

00:10:55The winner to face Spike Dudley at Armageddon.

00:10:58Funaki missed with the Enziguri.

00:11:00Oh, where's Shannon Moore going here?

00:11:01Boom!

00:11:02Wow, and a swinging neck breaker by Shannon Moore.

00:11:04Very impressive.

00:11:05Up over the top of Funaki.

00:11:06Swinging a gate right there, and now Chavo going right for Kidman.

00:11:09Or for maybe a pound, I don't know what he's trying to muscle him up.

00:11:13Front face lock down by Chavo.

00:11:15Trying to, Kidman, Kidman knows Chavo.

00:11:17Trying to block what he's trying to do.

00:11:19Played uppercut by Chavo to Billy Kidman again.

00:11:21No pinfalls or submission in this matchup.

00:11:23Got to eliminate your opponents by putting them over the top rope.

00:11:25Kidman might be going here, Cole.

00:11:27Funaki trying to help out here.

00:11:29Kidman's going.

00:11:30Kidman hanging on for dear life.

00:11:32He got to touch the floor, ladies and gentlemen.

00:11:34Not the apron, the floor to be eliminated.

00:11:36Oh, kick by Funaki to Shannon Moore.

00:11:38Billy Kidman tearing on the apron of the ring.

00:11:40Shoulder to Chavo Kidman back into this matchup.

00:11:42Kidman back in.

00:11:43He's legal now.

00:11:44Who do you pick now, Cole?

00:11:45It's four here.

00:11:46Final four.

00:11:47Who do you pick?

00:11:48I like Chavo.

00:11:49The veteran Chavo Guerrero.

00:11:50Really?

00:11:51I'm gonna go, uh...

00:11:52Oh!

00:11:53I'm gonna go with Chavo.

00:11:54Nah, I'm gonna go with...

00:11:55Look at that.

00:11:56I don't know.

00:11:57I think I'm gonna go...

00:11:58I'm gonna go with Funaki.

00:11:59Oh!

00:12:00I'm gonna go with Funaki just with a nice bulldog.

00:12:01Great bulldog to Billy Kidman.

00:12:02Excuse me later.

00:12:03I'll tell you the answer.

00:12:04I'm not sure yet.

00:12:05I'm sure you will.

00:12:06I'm gonna go with Funaki.

00:12:07Oh!

00:12:08Oh!

00:12:09Oh!

00:12:10Yeah!

00:12:11We're down to three.

00:12:12Chavo Kidman, Funaki left in this battle royal.

00:12:15Here we go.

00:12:16This is what Chavo is going for earlier.

00:12:17That glory, Bob.

00:12:18What's up for this?

00:12:19Chavo Kidman hanging up on the top rope.

00:12:20Nice.

00:12:21Chavo Guerrero.

00:12:22Look at Funaki.

00:12:23What the hell?

00:12:24Funaki has won.

00:12:25Funaki is going over again.

00:12:27Can you believe it?

00:12:29Here is your winner, Funaki.

00:12:34This is my pick, Funaki.

00:12:35I can't believe it.

00:12:36I need to kill Funaki.

00:12:37Look at Funaki.

00:12:38What a celebration.

00:12:39Funaki is the number one contender.

00:12:41Funaki will face Spike Dudley for the Cruiserweight title Sunday at Armageddon.

00:12:46You gotta figure Funaki was a long shot in this bad boy, but by hook or crook, Funaki pulled it off.

00:12:53Can you believe it?

00:12:54And look at the, the elation.

00:12:56Smackdown's number one announcer is going on again this Sunday to face Spike Dudley for the Cruiserweight Championship.

00:13:02Charlie, I don't want to-

00:13:04But nothing, Jackie.

00:13:05I'm tired of it.

00:13:06It's the same conversation over and over again.

00:13:07They're dangerous, Charlie.

00:13:08You don't think I know that?

00:13:10Jesus and Carlito, they're thugs.

00:13:11Of course they're dangerous.

00:13:12They did to you last week.

00:13:14Don't you remember?

00:13:15You don't think that every time I look in the mirror that I don't remember what they did to me?

00:13:20That's exactly why I want you to stay here.

00:13:22But, Charlie-

00:13:23But nothing, Jackie, okay?

00:13:24You're my fiancée and I don't want you getting hurt.

00:13:26That's final.

00:13:27Stay put.

00:13:31Charlie.

00:13:32Excuse me, Charlie.

00:13:33I realize you're heading out there to face Jesus in a street fight.

00:13:37Damn straight, Josh, because it's payback time, alright?

00:13:39But, Charlie, with that said, what's your mindset going to be this Sunday at Armageddon?

00:13:44When you're the referee and your fiancée missed Jackie's match against Dawn Marie.

00:13:49Look, as a referee, I'm going to be objective, okay?

00:13:53But, come on, man.

00:13:55Jackie's my fiancée.

00:13:56Of course I'm going to be partial.

00:13:58But that's Sunday.

00:13:59Right now, I'm going to go take care of business.

00:14:02Charlie and Jesus in a street fight next.

00:14:05SmackDown's in Greenville, South Carolina tonight.

00:14:08We've both called the Lois and Cable Company.

00:14:10For more information on WWE 24-7, you must have found out

00:14:13digital cable in order to get WWE 24-7.

00:14:17Hey, we can even watch some of your great matches, Taz.

00:14:20And we have another special treat tonight.

00:14:22You're going to hear from the three remaining Tumpin' Up finalists

00:14:24about Sunday's Dixie Dogfight.

00:14:27You know what?

00:14:28All week long, Justice and Pewter have been sitting there saying,

00:14:34Oh, you know, Justice, I'm going to beat your butt.

00:14:37Pewter, I'm going to beat your butt.

00:14:38They've even put me in the equation.

00:14:40Let me tell you both something.

00:14:42Come Armageddon Sunday night in Atlanta, I'm not going to be good.

00:14:47I'm not going to be bad.

00:14:48I'm going to be pure and solid Miz all up in your butts.

00:14:51You want to know why?

00:14:52Because the fact of the matter is, I'm going to welcome you to my reality.

00:14:55You're stepping into my house, into my ring.

00:14:57So come Sunday night, hurrah, baby, step into my reality.

00:15:02I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool.

00:15:08Well, Sunday at Armageddon, the Dixie Dogfight, the two remaining

00:15:11finalists and the $1 million Tumpin' Up will have a pure boxing match.

00:15:15Three one-minute rounds.

00:15:17It's going to be a hell of a lot of fun.

00:15:19Yeah, the question is, who's it going to be?

00:15:22The following contest is a straight fight where anything goes and falls

00:15:28count anywhere, being accompanied to the ring by Carlito Caribbean Cool,

00:15:34weighing 265 pounds, Jesus.

00:15:40Hey, not for nothing, bro, come on.

00:15:42Carlito Caribbean Cool, only this dude could look cool in a sling.

00:15:47Wait a minute.

00:15:48You're going to go to the back, right?

00:15:50No way.

00:15:51No way.

00:15:52That's ridiculous.

00:16:12Wow.

00:16:13The referee Charles Robinson kicking Carlito out of the arena, and then that pig

00:16:17spitting in the face of authority.

00:16:19The general manager has to do something about this guy, Taz.

00:16:22Well, come on.

00:16:23The ref threw him out.

00:16:24What do you want?

00:16:25Well, the ref had to throw Carlito out, not about to let Carlito do what he did

00:16:28last week.

00:16:29Carlito providing the distraction.

00:16:31Charlie Haasen while helping out his fiancee, and then that thug attacking Charlie

00:16:36from behind, Jesus.

00:16:38Well, I don't believe Charlie's trying to attack me.

00:16:40Put your fingers on someone else's fiancee, but look at that.

00:16:42Rips first into that post on Charlie Haas by Jesus, and then watch this.

00:16:47And that blow to the sternum, you saw Charlie Haas' eyes, his blood vessel bursting in his eyes

00:16:54as he gasped for air after that shot to the sternum with John Cena's chain last week.

00:17:00And from Edmond, Oklahoma, weighing 241 pounds, Charlie Haas.

00:17:10Well, Charlie Haas, you see those ribs, sternum area taped, said it is payback time tonight.

00:17:15And Charlie Haas in a street fight.

00:17:16Whoa, whoa.

00:17:17Balls count anywhere.

00:17:18Anything goes, no holds barred in this street fight, and Haas is taking it out on Jesus.

00:17:23Well, I was about to say Haas is a wrestler from Seton Hall University, but he can fold his hands pretty

00:17:29.

00:17:30Now, steel chair completely legal in this type of matchup.

00:17:32This is a street fight.

00:17:33Charlie Haas wasted a little time.

00:17:34Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

00:17:36Wait a minute, Charlie.

00:17:38I think I have something that belongs to you.

00:17:39Well, what?

00:17:40That's Don Murray.

00:17:41And he shoots with that steel chain wrapped around his fist, driving it into the skull of

00:17:54Charlie Haas.

00:17:55And Charlie may be out cold.

00:17:57Well, John's trying to go.

00:18:00The referee said that Charlie is knocked out.

00:18:05Well, you hear the John Cena chain here in Greenville, and I hope Cena's watching this,

00:18:12because this Sunday, John Cena's gonna have to deal with, hey, she's in a street fight,

00:18:18but Haas is hurting.

00:18:19Well, John Cena's chain, legal in this street fight, and John, and look at this,

00:18:24this is Miss Jackie coming out of the aid of her fiancee, and Dawn Marie,

00:18:27who claims she's having an affair with Charlie Haas.

00:18:30Uh-oh.

00:18:31And these two ladies will meet Sunday at Armageddon.

00:18:35Haas is the special guest referee.

00:18:37I think they just met in that ring by acquaintance, and that acquaintance is Charlie Haas.

00:18:42Well, let's take another look at what happened in this matchup.

00:18:47Carlita with Dawn Marie distracting Charlie, and it allowed Jesus to use John Cena's chain

00:18:52to basically knock Charlie Haas out.

00:18:54Oh, yeah, watch this shot.

00:18:55Oh!

00:18:56Right in the back of the head.

00:18:58Okay, how tough you are.

00:18:59You're going out.

00:19:00That chain will be legal Sunday in the street fight with the United States Championship

00:19:04on the line, but...

00:19:05Look at the situation here, Carl.

00:19:06Very uncomfortable situation.

00:19:08I'm actually kind of comfortable.

00:19:10Jackie, the fiancee of Charlie Haas, Dawn Marie with the rumors of an affair, and...

00:19:15Well, it could be true.

00:19:17I mean, Dawn swears that, you know, there's some tomfoolery with her and Joy Haas.

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00:19:37Hey, Mr. Hard Rock.

00:19:41I've been talking to your mama.

00:19:43So, Mr. Hard Rock, I went and do a little shopping for you.

00:19:47I brought you some crunk juice.

00:19:49Yeah, I got you some food food.

00:19:51And it's alive.

00:19:52You can take it home and cook it.

00:19:53Give me the mic.

00:19:57My predictions on a Dixie Dogfight, it doesn't matter who it is.

00:20:01Whether it's Mike or whether it's Dan.

00:20:03You know, my object is the same goal, you know, to get that WWE contract.

00:20:07I'm trying to put heads to bed.

00:20:08That's all I'm trying to do.

00:20:09I'm trying to come out, one, two, to the jaw, whatever.

00:20:12Get that contract and walk home a proud man.

00:20:15That's what I'm trying to do.

00:20:16You know what I'm saying?

00:20:17I could be in the hood beating up people for free.

00:20:19But I chose to come to the WWE.

00:20:21That's right.

00:20:22The E, baby.

00:20:23The E.

00:20:25Mm-hmm.

00:20:26So anytime y'all ready, anytime y'all ready, bring it on.

00:20:42Easy now, Joy.

00:20:43I'm not gonna hurt you.

00:20:44You just need a little favor.

00:20:45Okay.

00:20:46I'd like you to tell your boyfriend, the Big Show.

00:20:47Big Show's not my boyfriend.

00:20:48What?

00:20:49Joy, listen to me.

00:20:50I said, the next time you see your boyfriend, the Big Show, you let him know that Luther

00:21:11the Reigns is looking for him.

00:21:14And you let him know that I'm not a patient man.

00:21:18Okay.

00:21:19Okay.

00:21:30Looking good, Joy.

00:21:36I mean, every week I get here, now you're saying you're leaving.

00:21:39What do you mean?

00:21:40Look, I have met with my staff.

00:21:42You are screwing me, you piece of garbage.

00:21:45You and the rest of these rednecks from South Carolina, North Carolina, wherever I am, are biased, and we are leaving.

00:21:52Mr. Long, your actions are completely inappropriate.

00:21:56That's right, you're an embarrassment.

00:21:57Let me tell you something, Blair.

00:21:59Now you get that bass out your voice when you talk to me.

00:22:01Now you don't know me like that.

00:22:03Now, I'll tell you who's a piece of garbage, and I'll tell you what's an embarrassment.

00:22:07The embarrassment is, is you and this traveling circus following you around everywhere you go.

00:22:12Sit tall.

00:22:13Hey, now, let me explain one other thing to you.

00:22:16Now, you may think the odds are against you tonight.

00:22:19You just wait until Armageddon, and here's what's gonna happen at Armageddon, player.

00:22:23You're gonna walk to the ring, JBL, but you're gonna walk without Orlando Jordan.

00:22:28What?

00:22:29Without the Bastions.

00:22:30You can't do that.

00:22:31You can't do that.

00:22:32Without anyone.

00:22:34And I got one other thing for you, dog.

00:22:36If any one of your cabinet members find themselves at ringside at Armageddon, I promise you this.

00:22:42I will strip you of the WWE title, and I will do it right on the spot.

00:22:48Believe that, player.

00:22:50You can't do that.

00:22:51Dude, you don't do that.

00:22:52That's bull, man.

00:22:53You got to be kidding me.

00:22:55You have got to be kidding me.

00:22:57JBL.

00:22:58What?

00:22:59We got a problem.

00:23:00What are you talking about?

00:23:01We got no problems like this.

00:23:02There's been a security breach, JBL.

00:23:03A security?

00:23:04A security breach.

00:23:05There's been a security breach.

00:23:06A security breach.

00:23:07Yes.

00:23:08Do you realize how much stress I have in my life right now?

00:23:10I realize.

00:23:11Do you realize how much stress I have?

00:23:13What in the world?

00:23:14I'm leaving.

00:23:15I don't care.

00:23:16What?

00:23:17What has happened to my car?

00:23:21Where?

00:23:22We didn't see anything.

00:23:23We don't know what we were looking at.

00:23:26We didn't see anything.

00:23:27We didn't see anything.

00:23:28We didn't see anything.

00:23:29What happened to my car?

00:23:30We didn't see anything.

00:23:31They did not come off the car by themselves.

00:23:33We all do not do that.

00:23:35Who did this?

00:23:36Viva La Raza.

00:23:42What?

00:23:43I...

00:23:44Hey, Guerrero.

00:23:45I don't think it's funny at all. I think Latino Heat has been doing some remodeling.

00:23:54I don't think it's funny. How do you do this with a WWE Champion?

00:23:58I know it's Guerrero's family tradition.

00:24:00Eddie should have a role on Monster Garage.

00:24:04It's Christmas time. He's probably giving us some of those to his family members.

00:24:08Christmas time. You know, earlier tonight, The Undertaker got at the head of the Champion.

00:24:11Now, Eddie Guerrero in the head of the Champion.

00:24:15And not for nothing bigger than that, what about the general manager?

00:24:21No cabinet members at Armageddon, but JBL.

00:24:24And if the cabinet members are at JBL side, he gets shipped to the Championship.

00:24:28It's ridiculous. Ridiculous. It's a level playing field.

00:24:32A level playing field Sunday.

00:24:38You've got to be kidding me. That is thievery.

00:24:43JBL!

00:24:45JBL!

00:24:48Hold it up, Holmes!

00:24:50I saw what just happened to your ride.

00:24:57That sucks, man.

00:25:01Now, I know you're probably back there thinking, this is not my lucky day.

00:25:06But I've got news for you, Holmes.

00:25:08Your look has just changed for the better.

00:25:12I just happen to know someone here in Greenville, South Carolina.

00:25:18That could get you a great deal on a set of wheels on our lane.

00:25:30You have stolen my property.

00:25:33That is favoring, that's a felony.

00:25:35That's right, that's right.

00:25:36Who takes wheels?

00:25:37That's a great deal, Holmes.

00:25:38Well, let me put it to you this way.

00:25:41You could even say, it's a real steal.

00:25:49Get it?

00:25:49Yeah, I got it.

00:25:52I can't believe this, man.

00:25:53I cannot believe this.

00:25:55Now, don't get upset, Holmes.

00:25:57I know you're back there.

00:25:58I see you.

00:25:58You're crying, throwing a fit, really upset.

00:26:05But I got a little bit of advice.

00:26:07Save those tears for Armageddon.

00:26:11getting the end of you, JBL.

00:26:15Because remember something, Holmes.

00:26:19You have something that belongs to me, Latino Heat.

00:26:24And that's the WWE Championship for Ale Viva Miraza.

00:26:31Viva la Raza.

00:26:33Eddie Guerrero's right.

00:26:36JBL basically stole that championship from Eddie Guerrero.

00:26:40That's a croc, and it's a croc that JBL's limo got those tires shanked off it.

00:26:47That is a felony.

00:26:48Guerrero's a thief.

00:26:49Come on.

00:26:50Are you kidding me?

00:26:51It's Grand Theft Auto or something.

00:26:52He stole the tires.

00:26:53Fine.

00:26:54Come on, Grand Theft Auto.

00:26:55He's borrowed the tires.

00:26:56Fine.

00:26:57Fine.

00:26:58Wheel.

00:26:59What's he gonna do?

00:27:00Well, the champ's not going anywhere, and he can't go too far.

00:27:05Because not only does the limo not have any wheels, JBL has a match.

00:27:09It's three versus four, and on the opposite side of the ring from JBL,

00:27:13the three men who will face the champion at Armageddon.

00:27:16SmackDown is not going to be a fun place for the champion tonight.

00:27:21And now, the WWE Slam of the Week is brought to you by Subway.

00:27:28It's what to eat when you want to eat fresh.

00:27:30Subway, eat fresh.

00:27:31Hardcore Holly, I brought you a pewter bear.

00:27:35It's so cute and fuzzy.

00:27:37Ooh, look at that butt.

00:27:40Oh, you are so beautiful.

00:27:44Thank God.

00:27:48There are two pains in life.

00:27:51My right and my left.

00:27:53I don't care who I get in the match with.

00:27:55I don't care who it is.

00:27:56I'd rather have it be Justice.

00:27:58He's the bigger guy.

00:27:59Everybody thinks he's tougher.

00:28:00Thing is, is I think Miz would do better than he would.

00:28:03Justice has a background in Taekwondo.

00:28:05Thing is, is I create referee stoppage.

00:28:08And with my right and my left, I will knock anybody out that gets in that ring with me.

00:28:12I don't care what it takes.

00:28:13I will take them down and beat them down as far as I have to do

00:28:17to get the contract, which I have earned.

00:28:20Great.

00:28:21A little more smile.

00:28:22Big smile.

00:28:23Big smile.

00:28:24Yeah, right there.

00:28:25Can you cock your hip a little bit?

00:28:26Yeah, right there to the side.

00:28:27That's great.

00:28:28Great.

00:28:29Big smile.

00:28:30You know what?

00:28:31Yeah, let's do that.

00:28:32Now a little more hip right towards me.

00:28:34Perfect.

00:28:35Big smile right here.

00:28:36Turn your shoulders a little more towards me.

00:28:37Yeah, that's great.

00:28:38Couple more.

00:28:39Really good.

00:28:40That's nice.

00:28:41You know what?

00:28:42My memory card's full.

00:28:43Let's take a little break.

00:28:44Great.

00:28:45Thank you, Henry.

00:28:46Oh, hey, Michelle.

00:28:47Hey, Tori.

00:28:48Look.

00:28:49Somebody sent you some flowers.

00:28:50Something beautiful.

00:28:52Must be from somebody special.

00:28:55Well, let's see.

00:28:58Who could it be, Henry?

00:28:59Who do you think?

00:29:00Don't know.

00:29:01Kenzo Suzuki?

00:29:02Ugh.

00:29:03God, you know what?

00:29:04This guy is such a jerk.

00:29:06I mean, he's married.

00:29:07Does he not have morals or something?

00:29:08I feel so bad for...

00:29:09What a jerk.

00:29:10Wow.

00:29:11Jerk?

00:29:12Did you say my husband is jerk?

00:29:13No, hurry.

00:29:14Why don't you talk to me like a jerk?

00:29:15I feel...

00:29:16You...

00:29:17Are...

00:29:18Bimbo!

00:29:19Whoa!

00:29:20Wait a minute!

00:29:21What are you talking about?

00:29:22What are you talking about?

00:29:23What are you talking about?

00:29:24You...

00:29:25Are...

00:29:26Bimbo!

00:29:27Whoa!

00:29:28Wait a minute!

00:29:29We're supposed to have a Braun Panties match, right?

00:29:36All right, well, don't complain.

00:29:39I'm not complaining.

00:29:40I can't believe Horekos defended her husband.

00:29:42It was her husband, Kenzo, who was thinking of Farsha in the first place.

00:29:45Farsha in hot pursuit.

00:29:47Get back here!

00:29:48What the hell?

00:29:49Where are they going?

00:29:50I don't...

00:29:52He sucks.

00:29:53What the hell is...

00:29:54Whoa, hey.

00:29:55Wait, I think they're coming out here.

00:29:58Come on.

00:29:59What?

00:30:00This is...

00:30:01Tori wants her clothes back, I guess, but...

00:30:04Oh, she's got...

00:30:05No!

00:30:06What the hell?

00:30:07What is going on?

00:30:08Two girls are fighting...

00:30:09Whoa!

00:30:10Hey, there!

00:30:11Hey!

00:30:12Take the...

00:30:13I guess this is LeBron Panties match.

00:30:14Right?

00:30:15Whoa!

00:30:16Holy geisha girl here.

00:30:17What the...

00:30:19Whoa.

00:30:20Hey, hey!

00:30:22Hey!

00:30:27Well, Heroku is, you know, uh...

00:30:30Now she realizes what she is.

00:30:33You made the challenge of the LeBron Panties match, Heroku.

00:30:37Whoa!

00:30:39Oh!

00:30:40Well, who can do what?

00:30:42I don't know.

00:30:43People really feel like they're winning.

00:30:45What the hell?

00:30:46Tori's in the ring, and...

00:30:48Moroco's running around him.

00:30:50Moroco's doing laps.

00:30:53Well, there's Rene, you know, Kenzo.

00:30:55Moroco, Kenzo's wife.

00:30:58It's kind of like a bad guy.

00:30:59And Tori...

00:31:03Well, now it's getting serious.

00:31:05Tori's gotta get out of there.

00:31:06Yeah, this is no joke.

00:31:07Look at Rene.

00:31:08Get away from her, Rene.

00:31:09Come on, Kenzo.

00:31:10Well, this is not good.

00:31:12Wait a minute.

00:31:14Mysterio, Rob Van Damme, coming to the end of Tori Wilson.

00:31:19There goes Kenzo.

00:31:21Well, these two teams, they got a 10-team title match this Sunday at Armageddon.

00:31:26And I don't get referees in here trying to separate these two teams,

00:31:29as you mentioned, meet Sunday.

00:31:31But thank God for Rob Van Damme and Rey Mysterio.

00:31:33God knows what Kenzo and Rene would have done to Tori Wilson.

00:31:38Well, Van Damme and Mysterio...

00:31:41Just a minute.

00:31:42Just a minute.

00:31:43Just a minute.

00:31:46Man.

00:31:47The GM can't even sit down and have a glass of play without everything breaking down around here.

00:31:56Now, Rene, Kenzo, RVD, Mysterio.

00:32:03You know, it seems to me that the four of you can't get along.

00:32:08So if you can't get along, then the thing to do is let's get it on right now.

00:32:15Oh, yeah.

00:32:16Now, I'm not going to wait on Armageddon.

00:32:20I'm going to make a WWE Tag Team Championship match, and it's going to happen right now.

00:32:30How about that, player?

00:32:31That is huge.

00:32:33An impromptu tag team title match when we come back.

00:32:36Mysterio hovering away on Kenzo Suzuki, we're back on SmackDown.

00:32:43These two teams meet Sunday at Armageddon, but now beating for the Tag Team Championship.

00:32:48Kenzo and Rene defending against Mysterio and Rob Van Damme.

00:32:52What a match made by General Manager Theodore Long.

00:32:55I'll tell you what, General Manager Theodore Long is not playing, man.

00:32:58I mean, just a few days away, it's supposed to be a tag team title match, and the General Manager,

00:33:02who has the clout to do it, just said, hey, you know what?

00:33:05You guys can't get along.

00:33:06Let's get it on.

00:33:07Let's do it right now, tonight.

00:33:09It's heavy stuff.

00:33:10Let's not forget, RVD and Mysterio with some momentum.

00:33:13There's that football, a lucky roll, that generation deal he does there.

00:33:17Momentum for the challengers.

00:33:18They've already defeated Kenzo and Rene in a non-title matchup.

00:33:21Look at this.

00:33:22Looking to win the titles here tonight.

00:33:23Great hit scissors by Rey Mysterio to Kenzo Suzuki.

00:33:27Rey Mysterio and Van Damme always seem like they're ready to go.

00:33:30And, hey, you know what?

00:33:31You might not like the champions, Dupree and Kenzo, but they're defending their goal.

00:33:37They're not complaining.

00:33:38They went at it.

00:33:39Off the snap mirror, the tag is made to Rob Van Damme.

00:33:41RVD up over the top of that leg drop that broke Kenzo Suzuki's nose a couple of weeks ago.

00:33:46Hook to the leg shoulders down, kick out by Kenzo Suzuki.

00:33:51Van Damme were humping over that top rope and flew about six feet to nail the bronze warrior

00:33:56of Boston's esophagus region.

00:33:58That was impressive.

00:33:59How busy has the general manager been tonight?

00:34:02He's hit that three on four handicap matchup for later on.

00:34:05JBL in his cabinet.

00:34:06Guerrero, Booker T, and The Undertaker.

00:34:08Look at Rob Van Damme going to work.

00:34:10Here's the cover again.

00:34:11Hook to the leg, shoulders down, and a kick out by the tag team champions of Kenzo Suzuki and Rene Dupree.

00:34:17Also, a general manager, Theodore Wong, earlier on banning JBL's cabinet from ringside in the fatal four-way match at Armageddon.

00:34:24That's big, big, that's big news for the champion.

00:34:27That's the draw.

00:34:28Really, I mean, JBL said he feels like he's getting screwed.

00:34:31And I'll tell you what, I almost agree with the champion.

00:34:33He just might be getting screwed.

00:34:34But right now, Van Damme is working on the three's face.

00:34:37Rob Van Dam, Rey Mysterio, challenging the tag team title.

00:34:40RBD Mysterio in control since the get-go of this matchup.

00:34:43There's a nice forearm by Rob Van Damme.

00:34:45Here's the reversal.

00:34:46Into the corner goes RBD.

00:34:48Rene Dupree, the French phenom with a big kick to the midsection.

00:34:51The RBD challenge began in rebate.

00:34:54That sucks the leg.

00:34:55Mayhem and Dupree just kicks out.

00:34:57See, that's Van Damme being a former champion at different levels of his career.

00:35:02Hits high impact moves and goes from rapid covers quickly.

00:35:05Here's another one at the sunset flip.

00:35:07Number three.

00:35:08Mysterio defeated dead time.

00:35:09Here's the cover by Rob Van Damme.

00:35:11They have new champions here, but Rene Dupree just kicked out.

00:35:15These Van Damme and Mysterio have tremendous chemistry as a cohesive unit in that ring as a tag team.

00:35:21Check this out.

00:35:22Spring ball taking out that shoulder.

00:35:24Yeah, spring ball with that just senton right on top of that arm and shoulder elbow area of the French phenom.

00:35:31And if you're trying to scout Van Damme and Mysterio, it's extremely difficult.

00:35:35They're very unorthodox.

00:35:37It's hard to get a read on these two guys.

00:35:39And they change up their-

00:35:41Closeline there by Dupree.

00:35:42Well, there's the power of the Dupree-Suzuki team.

00:35:44About to say, Van Damme and Mysterio changed their style and their offense.

00:35:48Seems like every match they're in makes them tough to scout.

00:35:51And don't forget, Suzuki and Dupree, no slouches.

00:35:54They've held those tag team titles for a number of months now.

00:35:57You got a Japanese guy and a French guy.

00:35:58So, you know, they gotta know something about toughness and hooker.

00:36:02Look at this, Mysterio lands on the apron.

00:36:05A right hand, straight right hand to Dupree.

00:36:07Mysterio top rope, Frenchman's in trouble.

00:36:10Look at that.

00:36:11He's by Rey Mysterio.

00:36:12That's the top rope, that hulking rider there.

00:36:14And now here comes Mr. Thursday Night attack.

00:36:17Look at this Thursday night.

00:36:18What's this?

00:36:19Mysterio, fucking Bronco.

00:36:21Fucking Bronco Buster in the house.

00:36:24Drop, Van Damme, split leg move.

00:36:27Look at the champions, hook to the leg, Kendo.

00:36:30One, two, one, two.

00:36:31One, two, one, two.

00:36:32The three-tap, but his partner is dead.

00:36:33That's fine.

00:36:34Mule kick like drop kick by Rey Mysterio.

00:36:37Suzuki's out of the ring.

00:36:39Dupree's alone in the ring.

00:36:40Dupree's legal, and so is Van Damme.

00:36:42I'll tell you, the challengers are fired up here tonight.

00:36:44One, two, one.

00:36:46I think I heard Van Damme say, 120, Cole.

00:36:49Here it comes.

00:36:50This is it.

00:36:51120.

00:36:52The four for the four leg drops, and the 20 for the shoe sizes.

00:36:5612 of RBD, eight for Mysterio.

00:36:58And Kenzo pulling Rob Van Damme off the top rope.

00:37:01And Van Damme just landed on two.

00:37:03If you're not you're dishing out numbers, Van Damme's in pain also.

00:37:07In a lot of pain.

00:37:08Ren AJ, three drop kick, Max Van Damme off the top rope.

00:37:11And just like that, Taz, the champs are in control.

00:37:14I'm watching this and I'm starting to wonder how fair is this all, unfair should I say, to the champions Dupree and Kenzo Suzuki.

00:37:21Come on, they were prepared to defend their titles at Armageddon in a few days on Sunday in Atlanta.

00:37:26Come on, they shouldn't have run out here and interrupted LeBron panties match and then making gyrations to Tori Wilson.

00:37:32USA, USA, USA, USA, USA.

00:37:37Now the USA chants begin from these great SmackDown fans here in Greenville, South Carolina.

00:37:42We'd like to thank all of you for joining us at home here tonight as we get set for

00:37:46them again Sunday on Pay Per View as Renee Dupree continues the pressure on Rob Van Damme.

00:37:51Well, Van Damme's in trouble now.

00:37:53And Hiroko.

00:37:54Hiroko's back out here.

00:37:55She seems like she put on her Bishop girl robe back on.

00:37:58Come on out.

00:37:59Come on out.

00:38:00Come on out.

00:38:01I always remember what they wore underneath those things, but she was wearing the basic

00:38:05skips, you know, bra, underwear, you know, it was pretty cool.

00:38:09And wrestling boots.

00:38:10Yeah, well, why not?

00:38:11I mean, you know, you're gonna run around in your drawers when I was wearing boots on.

00:38:14Well, you used to wrestle like that.

00:38:15Not like that.

00:38:16Not like that.

00:38:17Renee Dupree, here's the tag to Kenzo.

00:38:19I've never worn bra, by the way.

00:38:21And suddenly, the champions are in control of the challenger.

00:38:25And there's the bronze warrior, the martial arts expert, the cover.

00:38:29Shoulders are down, and Rob Van Damme just rolls the shoulder out.

00:38:33Well, yeah, Kenzo Suzuki with that flying knee right in the sternum of Van Damme,

00:38:37and Van Damme's hurting right now.

00:38:39Now from the top turnbuckle RBD, Kenzo Suzuki with the kicks to the midsection.

00:38:44And how much has this man improved since he came on the scene here on SmackDown?

00:38:48Well, I think Van Damme's doing a great job.

00:38:50Talking about Kenzo.

00:38:51Oh, Kenzo's doing a great job also.

00:38:52No doubt about it.

00:38:53He's the bronze warrior.

00:38:54God's sakes.

00:38:55Of course he's doing a hell of a job.

00:38:57And a former rugby star from Japan.

00:38:59Yeah, we need to get up with these.

00:39:01That it is.

00:39:02Oh, what a clothesline with power from Suzuki.

00:39:05They're running right through Van Damme.

00:39:06Come on.

00:39:07Look at the leg again, and Rob Van Damme just manages to kick out.

00:39:10But it's the champions wearing down Rob Van Damme, preventing him from making a tag.

00:39:15Well, now we're making choke apply by Kenzo Suzuki on the neck and throat.

00:39:19They put the air away from Van Damme.

00:39:22These great fans are behind Rob Van Damme and Mysterio throughout the matchup.

00:39:28But RBD may need more than that sixth man.

00:39:30He's gotta try to battle out of this predicament.

00:39:32Elbows to the gut.

00:39:33Van Damme, big kick to the face.

00:39:35And a choke line by Kenzo, shoots Van Damme down.

00:39:38I'll tell you.

00:39:39Here's the cover again.

00:39:40Hook to the left.

00:39:41Challenger's in trouble and Mysterio realizes it.

00:39:43Breaks up the three count.

00:39:44Kenzo's hot now.

00:39:50Kenzo losing his school a little bit.

00:39:51I mean, you know what?

00:39:52You can't blame Mysterio trying to prevent his part of getting pinned.

00:39:54I don't think there's anything wrong with that.

00:39:56Kenzo with a kick again to the midsection.

00:39:59Rob Van Damme.

00:40:00You see him trying to reach out for a tag.

00:40:02But it's been isolated greatly by the champions here.

00:40:05Well, the champions, Dupree and Suzuki cutting the ring off.

00:40:08And now it's time.

00:40:09It's Thursday night.

00:40:10They hit SmackDown.

00:40:11It's French tickle time.

00:40:13I'm a French man.

00:40:14Look at Kenzo.

00:40:15The Japanese guys doing it.

00:40:17The Japanese.

00:40:18Big kick to the jaw.

00:40:20And Dupree doing a little too much dancing and showboating.

00:40:24And Van Damme made him pay for it.

00:40:26I'm trying to say over your screaming, no tickling after that kick.

00:40:30Van Damme desperately needs to make a tag.

00:40:33Crawling, pulling himself to the corner.

00:40:35Maybe his last chance here to get Mysterio into this matchup.

00:40:39He's caught, but Van Damme's close.

00:40:41And Kenzo yanking Van Damme away, but no tag was made.

00:40:44And referee Nick Patrick wisely cutting Kenzo out.

00:40:48But just the interference here allowed Rene to take control of the matchup again.

00:40:52Get that rope.

00:40:53Here's the cover.

00:40:54Look to the leg.

00:40:55Shoulders down.

00:40:56Referee in a count of two and a kick out.

00:40:58Now let's see here, Dupree getting all over.

00:41:01Van Damme, nice block.

00:41:02What a kick.

00:41:03A rather supple, Rob Van Damme.

00:41:07Yes, extremely.

00:41:08And here's the tag.

00:41:09And here comes Mysterio.

00:41:11My God, what a drop kick to the knee.

00:41:13Mysterio with the right hands.

00:41:15Tag team titles are on the line.

00:41:18Kick to the face.

00:41:19Mysterio on the top top buckle.

00:41:22And now what?

00:41:24Here goes Mysterio.

00:41:27Look at this.

00:41:28Off the top rope.

00:41:30He threw off the apron.

00:41:32The one man wrecking crew Mysterio.

00:41:34And caught him in midair.

00:41:36And what a counter.

00:41:37Here's the cover.

00:41:38He's got champions right here, right now.

00:41:40And Kenzo just kicked out.

00:41:41I believe that was Mysterio with that DDT.

00:41:45But Kenzo had the wherewithal of the kick out.

00:41:48And there's that chop to Rey Mysterio.

00:41:51Mysterio hands on his feet from behind.

00:41:54Kenzo Suzuki with an elbow to the temple.

00:41:56And now trying to shut down Mysterio.

00:41:59Uh-oh, watch this.

00:42:00Off the apron.

00:42:01Tremendous balance by Mysterio.

00:42:03Shoulder to the midsection.

00:42:05He's not leaving.

00:42:06He can tag him though.

00:42:07Check this out.

00:42:08My God.

00:42:09Here it comes.

00:42:10Rolling Thunder.

00:42:11Connecting.

00:42:12Beautiful.

00:42:13Here's the cover.

00:42:14Legs of the leg.

00:42:15Shoulders down.

00:42:16They have him.

00:42:17And it's today to pull Mysterio off the three-tail.

00:42:20My God.

00:42:21Damn with a drop kick.

00:42:22Damn, like a bat out of hell with that drop kick.

00:42:25Mysterio off the three-tail.

00:42:26My God.

00:42:27Damn, like a bat out of hell with that drop kick.

00:42:29Mysterio off the three-tail.

00:42:30My God.

00:42:31Damn, like a bat out of hell with that drop kick.

00:42:34Mysterio and Kenzo are both illegal men.

00:42:37Now watch.

00:42:40Yes.

00:42:41Here we go.

00:42:46619 time.

00:42:47619 connecting.

00:42:49Now Dupree back in the ring.

00:42:52Referee doesn't see this.

00:42:53Turn around on the spine buster.

00:42:55God.

00:42:56Van Damme.

00:42:57Watch out.

00:42:58And both legal men are out.

00:43:03In the center of the ring.

00:43:05And what is Hiroko doing?

00:43:07He's gonna save a man I think.

00:43:08Maybe not.

00:43:09She's pulling her husband into the cover.

00:43:11Turn around.

00:43:12Turn around.

00:43:13Turn around.

00:43:14Shake that one.

00:43:15Kenzo's gonna steal it.

00:43:17Mysterio won the server out.

00:43:19Hear that scream by Hiroko.

00:43:23No sir.

00:43:24No sir.

00:43:25Bring it up one.

00:43:26What the hell?

00:43:27Mysterio and Kenzo are still the legal men.

00:43:30RVD get these fans into it like they've been all night.

00:43:34Mysterio desperately trying to make a tag to Rob Van Damme.

00:43:37Crawling toward Van Damme.

00:43:38Kenzo grabs the foot of Mysterio.

00:43:41Oof.

00:43:43My knee right there.

00:43:44And a chop a cheap shot.

00:43:46Knocks Van Damme off the apron.

00:43:48No!

00:43:50Hear that?

00:43:51Can he translate that for us?

00:43:52It's just an angry yell.

00:43:53It's like ah!

00:43:54All those deals.

00:43:55Mysterio.

00:43:56Look at this.

00:43:57Wait a minute.

00:44:02New tag team champions.

00:44:04New tag team champions.

00:44:05New tag team champions.

00:44:06Cheated.

00:44:07Hold on here.

00:44:08New WWE tag team champions.

00:44:12Okay, so they cheated.

00:44:17But remember, back at No Mercy, back at No Mercy, Kenzo Suzuki and

00:44:22Rene Dupree cheated to keep the titles from these guys.

00:44:26Tonight, payback for Mysterio and Rob Van Damme.

00:44:29Well, I viewed you there, Cole.

00:44:31Turnabout's fair play.

00:44:32No doubt about it.

00:44:33I guess that's Kenzo and Rene Dupree's karma coming back after him.

00:44:37I'm shocked.

00:44:38We were supposed to have this tag team power match this Sunday at Armageddon.

00:44:42We had it tonight, and we got new champions.

00:44:44Well, the complex of Armageddon has changed because of this.

00:44:47Check this out.

00:44:48A smooth moment by Rey Mysterio from Van Damme with the assist.

00:44:52Well, the ring champions of Van Damme and Mysterio could do not

00:44:57tell me how to rest back if you know why.

00:44:59If you're in the hot head, jean or not.

00:45:01We got new champions in the house.

00:45:03Well, this is what SmackDown is all about.

00:45:06The superstars wowing the fans much like they did this weekend

00:45:10all throughout the Northeast with SmackDown on Tour.

00:45:14Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the superstars of WWE, SmackDown!

00:45:27I love to interact with the fans.

00:45:29It's great because I get close to these fans, these people that are actually paying money

00:45:32to see me wrestle.

00:45:33All you want to do is scream and just cheer.

00:45:35It is completely awesome.

00:45:37It's always fun to be at MSG.

00:45:39I mean, it's Madison Square Garden.

00:45:41It's always really, really exciting when fans are excited to see you.

00:45:46It was a good experience to bring the kids out to the show.

00:45:50The WWE is number one.

00:45:52This time we were third row, next time first row.

00:45:58We just saw the complexion of Armageddon change moments ago.

00:46:08It may be changed again later tonight.

00:46:10JBL, the WWE Champion, in the ring tonight with his three opponents at Armageddon.

00:46:15It is a three on four match with huge implications tonight.

00:46:20That fight scene sort of meant to be like a cage match.

00:46:27And we just wanted it no holds barred.

00:46:30And we wanted it to be uglier.

00:46:31I beat him pretty senseless.

00:46:33It's what Triple H does for a living.

00:46:36It's his job.

00:46:37And he's slamming poor Ryan all over the room.

00:46:42The only part that we're using a stunt double for is when Hunter does the full on WWE,

00:46:48straight out of hell body slam.

00:46:51I don't know how anyone takes that.

00:46:53I don't know how those guys do that.

00:46:54It's basically having a building fall on top of you, isn't it?

00:46:57I'm not going to come out to Hollywood and take it easy on these guys.

00:47:00I am intense and that's why I'm the best.

00:47:03I guess Hollywood found out, man, this ain't ballet, right?

00:47:12It opened last night and I was there.

00:47:14I saw the movie.

00:47:15You were there?

00:47:16A tremendous movie.

00:47:17Yeah, last night it was open tonight.

00:47:18How'd you get to go the opening night?

00:47:19Where'd you go with?

00:47:20By myself, of course.

00:47:21Todd isn't.

00:47:22You're a fool.

00:47:23You're a geek.

00:47:24And you won't be a geek if you check out Armageddon Sunday on Pay Per View from Atlanta.

00:47:28How about the United States Championship on the line?

00:47:30John Cena returning from a serious kidney injury to face the man who caused much of the damage.

00:47:36Yeah, Jesus is that man.

00:47:37He knows how to use that chain.

00:47:38John Cena's chain.

00:47:39And the question I have is John Cena's health.

00:47:42How is Cena?

00:47:43How is his kidney?

00:47:44We'll find out Sunday in Atlanta.

00:47:46The Big Show asked for this match.

00:47:48It is three on one.

00:47:50I said it last week, Cole.

00:47:51I'll say it again this week.

00:47:52I think the big man, the Big Show, the largest athlete in the world,

00:47:56beat off a little bit more to get you facing Ray's Jim Dragon 8.

00:48:00And the final two tough enough contestants beat in a boxing match.

00:48:03A Dixie Dogfight, three one-minute rounds.

00:48:07Well, the thing is here, this is the last chance for the tough enough contestants

00:48:11to impress the voters.

00:48:13WWE fans, who's gonna win a contract with WWE?

00:48:17Things changed in this match tonight, didn't they?

00:48:19The WWE Tag Team titles are on the line.

00:48:22Well, you said earlier, Cole, it's the best way to put it,

00:48:24kind of a role reversal deal here.

00:48:26New champions going into Armageddon in Van Damme and Mysterio.

00:48:30Now, Suzuki Dupree find themselves chasing the champions.

00:48:34We learned earlier tonight that Spike Dudley will defend his Cruiserweight title.

00:48:38Yeah, Spike will defend his Cruiserweight title against Al Funaki.

00:48:42The new number contender who won a battle war for earlier tonight.

00:48:46And I'll tell you what, Funaki might just leave Armageddon.

00:48:49Who's theweight champ? We'll find out.

00:48:51But if Jackie wants to put an end to Dawn Marie's rumors once and for all.

00:48:55Well, how do you know they're rumors?

00:48:56I mean, Dawn might be telling the truth.

00:48:58I mean, Dawn's saying she's finagling out with Charlie Haas.

00:49:01Charlie Haas is engaged. He's also a special ref here.

00:49:03And Haas said he's gonna crawl down the middle, but then he said good job.

00:49:06You know what? He did my fiance. I thought I might have to know.

00:49:10And the end may be near for the WWE Champion, John Bradshaw Layfield at Armageddon.

00:49:15Well, the Champion does not have to get pinned to lose his title.

00:49:19Every man for himself. And the big news by the general manager.

00:49:23No cabinet at ringside for JBL.

00:49:26Tough night for JBL coming at the Fatal Bowl in Armageddon.

00:49:29And if the cabinet shows up, JBL is stripped of the WWE title.

00:49:33Well, it's decision time. Who will be eliminated tonight?

00:49:36Soon, we'll even, we'll be down to just two finalists in the $1 million Tough'n' Up.

00:49:43The field is getting smaller called Puda.

00:49:46Just as such. Puda right there, Danny Puda's up in the middle.

00:49:49And Mike Mazzan on the end.

00:49:53Ladies and gentlemen, your three remaining Tough'n' Up contestants.

00:49:57Mike Mazzan on the end.

00:49:59Mike Mazzan on the end.

00:50:00Mike Mazzan on the end.

00:50:03Justice Smith.

00:50:07Daniel Pewter.

00:50:12Before we get to tonight's competition, we have some business to take care of.

00:50:16Let's find out who has been eliminated this week.

00:50:20Justice Smith, I'm sorry, you've been eliminated.

00:50:33Wow.

00:50:34So it's down to Mazzan and Pewter.

00:50:37The two finalists remaining in the $1 million Tough'n' Up.

00:50:42And these two will meet Sunday at Armageddon in that Dixie Dogfight.

00:50:45Wow.

00:50:46Look at the jaw jacking going on.

00:50:48Puda got in Mazzan's face.

00:50:50Puda's not playing.

00:50:51Congratulations, gentlemen, on being the two finalists in the $1 million Tough'n' Up challenge.

00:50:56This Sunday at Armageddon, you two will square off in the Dixie Dogfight.

00:51:01But tonight, you're going to have your chance to get it on right there in that ring.

00:51:06So follow me.

00:51:08Here's your chance to show your endurance, your balance, and your power.

00:51:14Each of you will take your position on a pedestal.

00:51:19It's a two out of three falls competition.

00:51:22The first contestant who knocks his opponent off the pedestal twice will be declared the winner.

00:51:27Do you understand?

00:51:28Are you ready?

00:51:30Yes.

00:51:31Then take your positions.

00:51:32Charles Robinson will be the referee in the ring.

00:51:35So this is a joust, so to speak.

00:51:37Well, that's what it looks like, Cole.

00:51:39I think it's safe to say this is a first in the WWE.

00:51:42I've never seen this before.

00:51:49Gentlemen, are you ready?

00:51:51Charles, when you give the signal, go.

00:51:55This is going to be the only way these two contestants, this is the Dixie Dogfight.

00:51:59And Mizanin's eliminated.

00:52:00And Mizanin's eliminated.

00:52:01So Pewter is up one fall.

00:52:02Mike Mizanin is down.

00:52:04That's two out of three falls, remember.

00:52:06Oh, now Mizanin, the Miz, is behind the eight ball here.

00:52:09This is all balanced.

00:52:10That's what the deal is.

00:52:11That's what you test him with the joust.

00:52:12Not that I've ever done it, but I know what it's about.

00:52:14Fall number two, Mizanin must win this fall here.

00:52:18He's going again.

00:52:19And Mizanin's down easily.

00:52:20Wow.

00:52:21Daniel Pewter survives the joust.

00:52:22Too easy.

00:52:23Too easy for Pewter.

00:52:24Too easy.

00:52:25Man, these kids for real.

00:52:28So Pewter wins the joust.

00:52:30Ladies and gentlemen, your winner, Daniel Pewter.

00:52:35And a reminder, ladies and gentlemen, voting's underway.

00:52:38Voting open worldwide at WWE.com till midnight Monday.

00:52:44And next week, right here on SmackDown, we will know the winner of the one million dollar

00:52:50tough it up.

00:52:51Will it be Daniel Pewter or Mike Mizanin who will get the one million dollar WWE contract?

00:52:57Raw Magazine presents the Raw Rebound.

00:53:04Welcome to Raw is Jericho!

00:53:10Tonight, we're going to answer the question, who is the real world champion?

00:53:15Edge or Chris Benoit?

00:53:17It was pretty obvious to me after reviewing the footage, Chris Benoit's shoulders were clearly down for a count of three.

00:53:23It was also obvious to me that Edge tapped out.

00:53:26As a matter of fact, Edge tapped out at exactly the same time that Chris Benoit's shoulders were counted down to three.

00:53:32We'd probably have ourselves a tie.

00:53:35Seems to me, traditionally speaking, whenever you have two contenders who sort of cancel each other out,

00:53:41neither one of them would normally be named the World Heavyweight Champion.

00:53:46Well, here comes Triple H, Amin, who came on Raw last week as the World Heavyweight Champion.

00:53:53Have you ever heard the expression, one tie, all tie?

00:53:56Looks like a little smile on the face of Triple H.

00:53:58Maybe he's seeming that things are going to go his way here.

00:54:01I'm not going to name anybody World Champion.

00:54:03Bischoff, whether he likes it or not, is going to have to make this decision when he returns next week.

00:54:10As far as I'm concerned, this World Heavyweight Championship is vacated.

00:54:15You are no longer the World Heavyweight Champion.

00:54:20That is the one thing Triple H never wanted to hear.

00:54:23The fate of the World Heavyweight Championship.

00:54:25It'll be determined by Eric Bischoff next week.

00:54:28I'm ready.

00:54:29I'm ready for the night.

00:54:30You getting loosened up?

00:54:31I'm loose.

00:54:32I think I'm ready.

00:54:33I'm ready right now.

00:54:34Man, tonight's been amazing.

00:54:35Did you see what Eddie and The Undertaker did to JBL?

00:54:36They're sending a strong message.

00:54:37You know something?

00:54:38That was off the look.

00:54:39But you know something?

00:54:40What's that?

00:54:41I got a pretty good message to send JBL myself.

00:54:56You know something?

00:54:57Check it out.

00:55:02What's that?

00:55:03You see this?

00:55:04JBL left us behind a little earlier.

00:55:06You know, me, Booker T, I had to do a little modification.

00:55:10So check it out.

00:55:11Let me see.

00:55:12You gonna like this.

00:55:13What the?

00:55:17How you like that?

00:55:18I like that.

00:55:19A new share from time.

00:55:20You know something?

00:55:21After Sunday night, after I become the new WWE Champion,

00:55:26I'm gonna look right in JBL's eyes.

00:55:29I'm gonna tell him.

00:55:32Now can you dig that?

00:55:37Sucka!

00:55:40Yeah!

00:55:44It is time for the Kurt Angle Invitational.

00:55:52I love this.

00:55:53I love it!

00:55:54You see Angle, Luther Reigns, Mark Jindrak, those three men meet the big show in a three-on-one

00:55:59match Sunday at Armageddon.

00:56:00You are!

00:56:01You are!

00:56:02You are!

00:56:03You are!

00:56:04You are!

00:56:05You are!

00:56:06Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the only Olympic gold medalist in WWE history,

00:56:13the former WWE Champion, Kurt Angle!

00:56:17You see those all police officers holding the authentic, the real deal with gold medal right

00:56:23there in that box.

00:56:24Remember, a challenger beats Angle tonight, he goes home with that gold medal.

00:56:27Well, tonight WWE SmackDown is being brought to you by Subway.

00:56:30It's what you eat when you want to eat fresh, Subway eat fresh.

00:56:34And by Xbox, it's good to play together.

00:56:37And by Flight of the Phoenix, December 22nd, only in theaters.

00:56:42So who's the hometown hero gonna be tonight?

00:56:45Don't know, don't know.

00:56:46And introducing a South Carolina native, weighing 470 pounds.

00:56:55Whoa!

00:56:56And standing at 70 tall, The Big Show!

00:57:01My God!

00:57:02Wait a minute!

00:57:03Big Show was born in Columbia!

00:57:05Big Show's the hometown hero!

00:57:07No, wait a minute!

00:57:08Kurt Angle's living!

00:57:10This is not right!

00:57:12What do you mean it's not right?

00:57:13Big Show's the hometown hero!

00:57:15He's from South Carolina!

00:57:17How do you know he's a hero?

00:57:18How do you know this is BS?

00:57:20Big Show is going after Kurt Angle's authentic gold medal tonight!

00:57:25Whoa, hold on!

00:57:30I know what you're doing.

00:57:32I'm not stupid.

00:57:33You're trying to take me out, so you only have two guys to face instead of three.

00:57:39Well, that's not gonna work.

00:57:42Because this Sunday at Armageddon, you're gonna have to face all three of us.

00:57:47And there's not a damn thing you can do about it.

00:57:50But if you're looking for a fight tonight, hold on, hold on, hold on, wait a minute.

00:57:59I can't let you do that, Angle.

00:58:01Hold on.

00:58:02Because Big Show, there's one man in this ring who wants you even more than Kurt Angle.

00:58:11More than any other wrestler on SmackDown.

00:58:17And you're looking at him.

00:58:20That's right, Mark Jindrak.

00:58:23Jindrak?

00:58:24Get him, Jindrak!

00:58:26Believe me.

00:58:27I thought Luther was the one looking for the Big Show, saying he wasn't a patient man.

00:58:31Uh-oh.

00:58:32Big Show doesn't care who he gets here tonight as long as he gets his hands on somebody and he's beating the hell out of Mark Jindrak.

00:58:38Mark Jindrak's not even dressed to compete here because he didn't know he was gonna be an-oh!

00:58:42I wanna be a White Big Show.

00:58:43He did not know he was gonna be the largest athlete in the world, but what about Luther Reigns?

00:58:48He's the one that scared the heck out of Joey Giovanni earlier tonight, saying that he was looking for the Big Show.

00:58:53Luther could have had him and wanted nothing to do with him.

00:58:55But it's still not right.

00:58:56Well, Big Show's not a hometown.

00:58:58He's not a rookie.

00:58:59He's from South Carolina.

00:59:02He was born and raised here, but at this point it doesn't matter because-

00:59:05Oh, my!

00:59:06Oh!

00:59:07Ryan Pan-like right hand!

00:59:09Well, I guess you're right.

00:59:10It don't matter, but about the Big Show, I didn't know he was the guy from South Carolina.

00:59:15Oh, no.

00:59:16Another one.

00:59:17Listen to this.

00:59:20Wow!

00:59:21Did you hear that echo through this arena?

00:59:24They sell a lot of fireworks in South Carolina, right?

00:59:26Oh, they do.

00:59:27Yeah, it sounded like one of those bottle rockets or warming candles or something like that.

00:59:30Mark Jindrak into the ring the hard way.

00:59:32And the 470-pounder sending a message to the three men he's gonna meet Sunday at Armageddon.

00:59:37Look out, look out, show.

00:59:39Look out, show.

00:59:40Huh?

00:59:41He's just dominant.

00:59:42Big Show's dominant.

00:59:43What?

00:59:44Stoking his prey, stepping on the man, 500 pounds.

00:59:48I can't believe Big Show came out here to confront these three men here tonight on the eve of Armageddon.

00:59:56I cannot believe it.

00:59:57I can't believe he asked for the match at Armageddon the Big Show.

01:00:00Come on, sir.

01:00:01You wait till this Sunday show, I'll get you.

01:00:03I'll get you this Sunday.

01:00:04You feel right.

01:00:05Like I've been saying since last week, I think Big Show might have bit off a little more.

01:00:09And he can chew, and that man can chew a lot.

01:00:10There's no secret to that.

01:00:11Well, Kurt Angle's saying, we're gonna get you Sunday writing.

01:00:13Kurt Angle will get himself some tonight.

01:00:15Because Kurt Angle's a genius, and it's a time and place for everything.

01:00:18And Jindrak going to the knees to the big man.

01:00:20Trying to knock the seventh point off his feet.

01:00:22Yeah, right up.

01:00:23Taking that patella to front of the kneecap.

01:00:25Jindrak now is turning up the volume attack.

01:00:28Jindrak a great athlete.

01:00:30And really going to work here on the Big Show under the tutelage of Kurt Angle as part Jindrak.

01:00:34Gotta try and impress.

01:00:35Kurt Angle.

01:00:36Ooh, what a close eye.

01:00:37He'll even knock the big man down.

01:00:38Trying to knock the Big Show off his feet.

01:00:40And 1A boot.

01:00:41Size 22, 5A boot.

01:00:43There's a right hand of Luther Reigns.

01:00:45And Kurt Angle wants nothing to do with the big man here tonight.

01:00:48Well, the three eyes, his intelligence now.

01:00:50Come on, give Angle some credit.

01:00:51Well, he has no integrity.

01:00:52He's gotta have one of the three eyes.

01:00:53She does.

01:00:54And now Goozled.

01:00:55Kurt Angle.

01:00:56A boot to the face of Angle.

01:00:57And now Jindrak taking out Big Show on his knee.

01:01:00Swap by Jindrak.

01:01:01He pinpointed that knee earlier.

01:01:03And now Luther Reigns into the ring.

01:01:05Uh-oh.

01:01:06Now Goozled and a steel chair to the back of the Big Show by Kurt Angle.

01:01:11Uh-oh.

01:01:14Uh-oh.

01:01:15I think the fun has just begun for Angle and his crew right now.

01:01:17This is what it's gonna be like Sunday.

01:01:19A three hour assault at Armageddon Sunday.

01:01:22If Kurt Angle and company getting themselves set tonight.

01:01:25Angle means business, Cole.

01:01:30Steel steps in hand.

01:01:32Big Show's incapacitated.

01:01:34My God, Cole.

01:01:36Look at this.

01:01:37Kurt Angle.

01:01:38No, no, no, no.

01:01:39The steel steps into the spine of the Big Show.

01:01:43Oh, my God.

01:01:44That's what you're gonna feel this Sunday show.

01:01:47Kurt Angle's saying that's just a taste of what you're gonna get Sunday, Big Show.

01:01:51And this is why Big Show asked for this match, Taz, because of everything that these three men have done to Big Show, including raping him of his dignity when they shaved his head and treated him like a big game animal a couple of months back.

01:02:10Well, there's no secret in three days in Atlanta at Armageddon.

01:02:16Big Show will be looking for redemption.

01:02:18Redemption and revenge on Kurt Angle, Mark Jim Dress.

01:02:21And Luther Reigns, I'll tell you what.

01:02:23Big Show is human.

01:02:24And watch this.

01:02:25The steel steps driven into the spine.

01:02:28Listen to that.

01:02:29Oh, my God.

01:02:30And another angle over here.

01:02:31Look at this.

01:02:33That's steel steps, ladies and gentlemen.

01:02:36Right into that.

01:02:37Right into the man's spine.

01:02:39Final Four.

01:02:40That is nasty stuff.

01:02:41On Sunday at Armageddon, it is a three-on-one handicap match.

01:02:44Angle, Jindrak, and Reigns against the Big Show.

01:02:48But also tonight, a handicap match of our own on the eve of Armageddon.

01:02:52The WWE Champion surrounded by his cabinet.

01:02:55But JBL's three Armageddon opponents are on the other side of the ring.

01:03:00It's breaking down on SmackDown tonight for the Champion.

01:03:04The New Race.

01:03:05That's a pretty smart one.

01:03:06It's the only one's.

01:03:07Not yet.

01:03:08We gotta go.

01:03:09The new boy.

01:03:11We have a forest on theinet.

01:03:12That's what he says.

01:03:13We have a mission.

01:03:14The new yoke.

01:03:15And you can't kill it.

01:03:17The new yoke.

01:03:18The new yoke.

01:03:19The new one is a great place.

01:03:20So do it.

01:03:21The new yoke.

01:03:22The new yoke.

01:03:23The new yoke.

01:03:24The new yoke.

01:03:25The new yoke.

01:03:26The new yoke.

01:03:27Hi John, hey John, I brought you your medication.

01:03:57It's time for you to take it now.

01:04:16Thank you Paul, and thanks for coming to visit me again.

01:04:21John, I have the most wonderful news.

01:04:24John, I've made all the arrangements for you to return to SmackDown.

01:04:29Your therapy is complete.

01:04:31You can come home with me now.

01:04:32I don't want to leave.

01:04:42I am happy here.

01:04:44But John, I may know the arrangements.

01:04:46You can come back to SmackDown.

01:04:47You don't have to stay here anymore.

01:04:49No!

01:04:50Leave me alone.

01:04:52I am happy here.

01:04:54They like me here.

01:04:56Out there, they don't like me.

01:04:59But John, you know you had to understand-

01:05:02Paul, don't try and make me leave.

01:05:06John, please be reasonable.

01:05:08This is your big chance to return to SmackDown.

01:05:12This is your time.

01:05:13Thank you for coming to visit me, Paul.

01:05:15I'm not going back.

01:05:18Not now.

01:05:19Not ever.

01:05:21Well, Heidenreich obviously dealing with some major issues.

01:05:33And here is a man who has some major issues of his own.

01:05:37The WWE Champion surrounded by his cabinet tonight in the handicap match.

01:05:41But Sunday at Armageddon in the Fatal 4-Way, JBL won't have his cabinet.

01:05:45They've been banned from ringside.

01:05:47The following contest is a four-on-three handicap match scheduled for one fall.

01:05:54Introducing first accompanied by their image consultant, Amy Weber.

01:05:58The Chief of Staff, Orlando Jordan.

01:06:01The Co-Secretaries of Defense, Doug and Danny Basham.

01:06:05And the WWE Champion, John Bradshaw Lightfield.

01:06:12I like how the Champion brings Amy Weber as image consultant out here.

01:06:15Is she actually consulting on an image or is Amy Weber out here so Bradshaw can have some protection?

01:06:21The Champion will do anything to stay out of trouble to protect himself.

01:06:26Well, PlayStation 2 and Ratchet & Clank 3 present WWE Armageddon.

01:06:30Armageddon is a SmackDown production.

01:06:31We'll be covering you live this Sunday from the Arena at the Brunette Center in Atlanta, Georgia.

01:06:35And exclusively on pay-per-view PlayStation 2's Ratchet & Clank 3 up your arsenal.

01:06:41JBL does not have a limo and here's the reason why.

01:06:44Yeah, no kidding.

01:06:46Thank you so much for all the time.

01:06:47JBL is coming to be here, too.

01:06:48You're much more syled.

01:06:49I'm commissioning the cast.

01:06:51Uh uh suggestions.

01:06:52Tien-OOO.

01:06:53Great.

01:06:54losch, wouldn't you think.

01:06:55If he sang a name, John Bradshaw told me that theency would last night, don't you

01:06:56kitten do anything more?

01:06:57You too?

01:06:58Well.

01:06:59You can stare on the front and there's a car and hit the obtain.

01:07:00I'm not a car and I rocked a cart.

01:07:02I am artık.

01:07:03No.

01:07:04We'll be in M. San Antonio, Madfield.

01:07:05We'll be in 3-5 72, away.

01:07:06Yeah, which way, just the lift up itself goes.

01:07:08That same way, he'll know he'll just smack the ground and shit.

01:07:09But the shirt guy's a runner.

01:07:10Come on, you don't just snatch tires off the limousine.

01:07:13How do I not, they do it in Brooklyn all the time.

01:07:15Yeah, that's real funny, Cole.

01:07:17Yeah, not mock where I come from.

01:07:18But how the hell is JBL gonna go back there?

01:07:21Relax, take your medication like Heidenreich, okay?

01:07:24Real funny, Cole.

01:07:25Real funny.

01:07:25JBL is livid.

01:07:29Can you dig it, sucker?

01:07:33Introducing next, from Houston, Texas, weighing 256 pounds.

01:07:40Booker T.

01:07:43Can you dig it?

01:07:45Man, I really wish Booker T would have worn the cowboy hat out here.

01:07:49How funny was that, cut up the cowboy hat,

01:07:52wearing her outback?

01:07:54I think it's great.

01:07:55It's ridiculous, I should say, I'm trying to be sarcastic.

01:07:58That no one is showing any respect for the WWE Champion.

01:08:02From Eddie Corral, from Booker T, from the general manager of Theodore Long.

01:08:07Well, Theodore Long called the JBL's cabinet a traveling circus.

01:08:11The bottom line is, the end is near for our WWE Champion at Armageddon, maybe.

01:08:17And their partner, from Death Valley, weighing 305 pounds, The Undertaker.

01:08:31And what an impact this man has already had tonight.

01:08:34Taking out the co-secretaries, the defense, the bashings with those chokeslams earlier on.

01:08:41The Undertaker sending a quick message for revenge after what JBL did to him last week.

01:08:47And this is a tack on The Undertaker.

01:08:50Well, will The Undertaker be the WWE Champion and the Armageddon this Sunday?

01:08:56That's the question, Cole.

01:08:57This man could be the guy, the dead man has done it time and time again.

01:09:02He could be the man again.

01:09:03Or will it be Booker T, or perhaps Eddie Guerrero.

01:09:06Oh, right, right, exactly, that's the thing.

01:09:09Or will JBL retain, which is gonna be extremely hard for the man to do.

01:09:14Well, in a fatal four-way matchup, all four men will be in the ring at the same time.

01:09:19The first person to gain a pinfall or submission will win the WWE title,

01:09:24which means the champion JBL does not have to be involved in the decision to lose the championship.

01:09:30Well, it is the bold, chilling entrance of The Undertaker.

01:09:38There is nothing quite like it.

01:09:40You know, I gotta say, Cole, the closer and closer we get to Armageddon,

01:09:44it's three days away, the more I'm starting to believe,

01:09:47the end is near for JBL in his WWE title reign.

01:09:51And you see the cabinet flanking JBL. At Armageddon, there will be no cabinet.

01:09:56Banned from ringside by the general manager.

01:09:58Which is a crock, that's a crock, that's a load of bulls.

01:10:00No, there's an even playing field for a change.

01:10:02Finally, the general manager has made things even.

01:10:05No more cheating by the champion.

01:10:07Listen to me, Mr. Yelling guy, okay?

01:10:09First of all, the cabinet, all they do is supply confidence of support, confidence for JBL.

01:10:16That's all they do.

01:10:17Well, JBL looks like he's cornered, and by God, on Sunday, that's exactly

01:10:21the predicament the champion is in.

01:10:23He's cornered at Armageddon, and the three men on the opposite side of the ring tonight

01:10:27will be on the opposite side of JBL on Sunday.

01:10:30Well, it's not fair.

01:10:31It's just like the champion said at the top of the show tonight.

01:10:34No other champion will hug us.

01:10:36And it's breaking down.

01:10:37Look at The Undertaker with the right hands.

01:10:39And he went for the champion, and the champion failed out of town.

01:10:44Whoa.

01:10:45And now Jordan over the top rope.

01:10:47JBL's on the outside, you can see him there.

01:10:50Oh, heads up.

01:10:51There goes Danny Basham to join the champion.

01:10:53And Doug's gonna join him as well.

01:10:55Undertaker, Booker T, and Eddie are standing tall.

01:10:59Get away from here, champ.

01:11:01When we come back, if JBL can get things together, we're gonna have a hell of a match.

01:11:06We're back on SmackDown.

01:11:10This matchup is officially underway now.

01:11:13The four on three handicap now, Undertaker, Booker T and Eddie Guerrero,

01:11:17against the Bashams, Orlando Jordans, and the WWE Champion, JBL.

01:11:21What a shot by Booker T.

01:11:24Yeah, that kick does very long legs of Booker T.

01:11:26He can throw those feet.

01:11:27And now look at this, baby, going for him.

01:11:29Wonderful, wow, Booker T.

01:11:32Take it out, Danny Basham, one of the co-secretaries of defense.

01:11:36For that man, the champion, JBL.

01:11:38Booker T now trying to single out Danny Basham.

01:11:42It looks like now Eddie Guerrero here.

01:11:44Eddie and Booker T.

01:11:46Now Eddie working on Danny Basham.

01:11:47You see Eddie making out, I'm sorry, Eddie getting attacked by Booker.

01:11:50He's still seeking, oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.

01:11:52And look at this, Doug Basham trying to pull Eddie Guerrero off.

01:11:54There's The Undertaker, and Doug will back up.

01:11:57Now remember, put yourself in the champion's shoes.

01:11:59JBL already has controversial victories over Booker T, Eddie Guerrero, and The Undertaker.

01:12:04So how can JBL survive something with those three men seeking revenge all in the same ring at the same time?

01:12:11Well, I don't think that JBL can, but who knows?

01:12:14I mean, I feel for the man.

01:12:15I do.

01:12:16I feel for JBL, I really do.

01:12:20I mean, the man's in a tough predicament.

01:12:22He said he's getting screwed, and I think I agree with him.

01:12:25Well, you know, you reap what you sow, Taz.

01:12:27JBL, look at this, Eddie Guerrero, shoulders down.

01:12:29Nice, move by Eddie, and a kick out.

01:12:31You reap what you sow.

01:12:32JBL cheated to pick up victories over Eddie Guerrero, over The Undertaker, over Booker T.

01:12:38All three of those men have claims to the WWE title.

01:12:41I don't know if he was cheating, it was controversial for sure.

01:12:44Well, when Orlando Jordan got involved in Survivor Series and screwed Booker T, that wasn't cheating.

01:12:48When Hyden Wright got involved in that No Mercy match, the last ride match against The Undertaker, that wasn't cheating.

01:12:54When Hussengel interfered in a steel cage match against Eddie Guerrero, that wasn't cheating.

01:12:59Like I said, like I said, it was controversial.

01:13:02He's getting mad at me, I'm just, now, shot by Booker T.

01:13:06All I'm trying to say is all three men, or four men, including JBL, all have legitimate stakes claimed to the WWE title.

01:13:13I just don't like you never give JBL the credit.

01:13:16Look at Eddie Guerrero, the heel over the top rope, I give the champion a lot of credit.

01:13:20He's been champion for a long time, but that's gonna end Sunday at Armageddon.

01:13:23You don't know that for sure, there's a good chance it's gonna end.

01:13:26But come on, give the man a little credit, give him a break.

01:13:28Give him a break, he hasn't had any desire to get into this matchup yet.

01:13:32He's smart, he's trying to save himself for Sunday.

01:13:34He is smart, I guarantee you this, one of these men on the other side gets knocked down,

01:13:38gets the win knocked out of him, JBL being in a heartbeat, guarantee you that.

01:13:41You know, it's called picking a spot, genius.

01:13:43If you had a match, you'd know that, I ain't going there with you.

01:13:46But I gotta tell you that, it's called picking this spot.

01:13:48I think it's called being yellow, and there's Eddie Guerrero with the right hand

01:13:51and the side of the head of Orlando Jordan, the Chief of Staff begging off.

01:13:54Look at Eddie trying to take Orlando down, but now Eddie's in no man's land, and here comes the champion.

01:13:59And like I said, Eddie is in a predicament here, and the champion takes advantage.

01:14:03Timing is everything, Cole.

01:14:05That's why JBL's WWE Champion, and you and I are not.

01:14:08That's why JBL's so successful in the stock market, and you and I are this man's spot.

01:14:14I will give JBL credit where it's due.

01:14:16Last week on SmackDown, I don't believe I've ever seen one person take out The Undertaker,

01:14:21like JBL did at the end of the night.

01:14:23Last week, JBL saw a ghost, Eddie Guerrero from to the eyes.

01:14:28This Guerrero's quick, he told him I'm picking his spot, what?

01:14:32What's JBL gonna do Sunday when he's in the ring against The Undertaker, run away from him?

01:14:35Eddie Guerrero and Undertaker will be working on the police and unicom Sunday.

01:14:40And here's Doug Basham into the ring, Eddie Guerrero with a nice takedown.

01:14:43As Undertaker looks on, waiting to get into this matchup.

01:14:47Look at this, here's Ed Vertical, Eddie going for the Three Amigos here.

01:14:51Well, he got one off.

01:14:53There's two, if Eddie can hit The Three Amigos Sunday,

01:14:56we may have a new WWE Champion.

01:14:58And look at this, Basham, he, Basham.

01:15:05And now the Champion's talking Eddie.

01:15:06Hold on, a clothesline.

01:15:09Clothesline from him, uh-oh, uh-oh.

01:15:10Undertaker in pursuit of the champion, and JBL is running.

01:15:15Wow.

01:15:16JBL is running from The Undertaker.

01:15:18But wouldn't you?

01:15:19But remember, as a arena win from Vertigo at it outside the ring.

01:15:22Inside the ring, Danny Basham, Eddie Guerrero are the legal men.

01:15:26Danny Basham, crawling toward a cover.

01:15:28Here's the cover, back of the leg.

01:15:29Two, two, and Eddie Guerrero kicks out.

01:15:32Remember this though, Taz.

01:15:33On Sunday, if JBL runs away from the matchup, runs into the crowd,

01:15:38he takes himself out of the equation.

01:15:40Because if the champ isn't involved in the decision, he can still lose the title.

01:15:43JBL needs to stay as close to the action as he can.

01:15:47Well, this is not Sunday, it's Thursday.

01:15:48Sunday's coming in a few days.

01:15:51Right now, Guerrero's in a world of trouble.

01:15:53Basham's are just beating the day like that.

01:15:55These great SmackDown fans in the corner.

01:15:57Eddie Guerrero put the team in the Undertaker.

01:15:59Doug Baxter, one of the coaches.

01:16:01Hey, look at this, JBL the champion with that tag rope choking Eddie Guerrero.

01:16:05All over Guerrero.

01:16:08I'll tell you, JBL in his cabinet looking sharp as a tack tonight.

01:16:12Yeah, this is a typical, look at this, typical assault by JBL.

01:16:16And if we get the cabinet, let's just call him the Hench Man.

01:16:20And in the cabinet, I'm not calling the Hench Man.

01:16:22One, two, three, one.

01:16:23Brugged Eddie Baxter, pro-secondary to the bench.

01:16:25And you've got the Chief of Staff Orlando Jordan, WWE champ JBL on the outside of the wheel.

01:16:30Looking beautiful, you can't see it right this morning.

01:16:32There's the image consultant, Eddie.

01:16:34Eddie, Eddie trying to battle that.

01:16:35Eddie trying to battle back into this thing.

01:16:37JBL just sent the other co-secretary to face into the ring to knock Eddie Guerrero down.

01:16:41And again, the isolation of Guerrero continues.

01:16:44And look at the Undertaker.

01:16:46Undertaker trying to get a shot off on Danny Baxter.

01:16:49And Danny's focused on his man at the time.

01:16:52It's Guerrero, hook of the leg, kick out by Eddie Guerrero.

01:16:57Now, like right here, Eddie Guerrero is gonna be the victim of a full Nelson by Danny Baxter.

01:17:02Gonna isolate the neck and shoulders of Guerrero.

01:17:05One thing I've noticed over the months that JBL's been championing in, the pressure continues to mount.

01:17:11Each and every day that JBL has the title, hence the reason that he surrounded himself with athletes the caliber of the Bastions and Orlando Jordan.

01:17:19JBL is definitely afraid that one day he will lose the WWE title that means everything to him.

01:17:25How do you blame the champion, JBL?

01:17:27You gotta fight yourself with quality people.

01:17:30I guarantee you this, if Eddie, Booker T, or Undertaker win that title Sunday,

01:17:34they're not gonna have a cabinet running around.

01:17:36When Eddie was champion, he never had a cabinet.

01:17:39Undertaker never had a cabinet.

01:17:40Well, Eddie's Latino.

01:17:42He's a Latino, they don't like cabinets.

01:17:43I don't know, he's got a low run.

01:17:45President, look at this, here's the cover.

01:17:47And Booker T breaks it up.

01:17:48President Bush just named a Latino to his cabinet.

01:17:52Great, thanks.

01:17:53What does that have to do with the price of, was his name Guerrero?

01:17:55No, Eddie bounced off.

01:17:56Guys, did he have a roll rider at least?

01:17:59The guy that's the Bushman.

01:18:00I have no idea.

01:18:01Again, JBL with that sleeper hold locked in, the Eddie champs from this crowd trying to will the former WWE champion.

01:18:10Sleeper hold applied here by the champ on Eddie Guerrero, former WWE champ trying to choke the man out.

01:18:17A big, burning strong arms of the WWE champion.

01:18:21Eddie Guerrero apparently is fading.

01:18:24Referee Brian Hepburn in perfect position.

01:18:26Do we have to even get a shot at Undertaker's eyes?

01:18:28It just kind of creeps me weirdly out a little bit.

01:18:30We're getting used to it.

01:18:31You're gonna see a lot of him on Sunday.

01:18:33Eddie Guerrero down to one knee.

01:18:36Remember on Sunday though, if JBL had Eddie in the sleeper,

01:18:39the other two opponents would be in the ring.

01:18:42If Eddie's arm goes down here, this one's over.

01:18:44Eddie Guerrero.

01:18:45Uh-oh, he does not go down.

01:18:47Eddie's staying alive here.

01:18:48Damian got choked out.

01:18:51Shoulders down, there's a count of one.

01:18:53Eddie trying to fight out of this predicament.

01:18:55Referee Brian Hepburn doing the job.

01:18:57Good job here.

01:18:58It's tough.

01:18:58You gotta check if the man's gonna choke down.

01:19:00He's gotta watch his shoulders on a three count.

01:19:02Eddie back to his feet.

01:19:04Eddie Guerrero looking for three counter, bumping down, center of the ring.

01:19:08Turning point of this match.

01:19:09Very impressive reversal switch there.

01:19:12Mike Herrera to suplex himself out of that sleeper home by the very big and strong JBL.

01:19:18How badly does The Undertaker wanna get into this matchup?

01:19:21What a shoulder knocked down by JBL.

01:19:23JBL's a former Oakland Raider, he can fall shoulder block.

01:19:26Cover again, hook to the leg, kick out by Eddie.

01:19:28JBL, look at that intensity of JBL, right?

01:19:32I don't think it's intensity.

01:19:33I think it's frustration, desperation perhaps.

01:19:36He might be right, might be a little bit happy.

01:19:38He's also intense, intensity, frustration.

01:19:41Yeah, it's desperation because the champion knows his days are numbered.

01:19:45Three days perhaps he can hold on to the title and that's it.

01:19:48Three days more is champion.

01:19:50Eddie Guerrero caught in midair.

01:19:52Power here by Jim and a cocky smile at JBL.

01:19:56That Guerrero where he wants him.

01:19:57Uh-oh, look at, no, Eddie with a great counter to the DDT.

01:20:00And now Eddie needs to make a tag.

01:20:02Right on the top of his head, JBL like an exclamation point.

01:20:06Two, two, three, four.

01:20:07Both men are down, turning point in the match.

01:20:09Look at Undertaker.

01:20:10Undertaker like a caged lion wants into this matchup.

01:20:13There's Book of T.

01:20:15Look at the intensity in the eyes of The Undertaker.

01:20:18JBL, Eddie Guerrero, JBL makes a tag, and here comes The Undertaker.

01:20:24Oh, my God, the Chief of Snake in the ring of Jordan.

01:20:27He's getting whooped right now by The Deadman.

01:20:29Orlando Jordan ripped across the ring by The Undertaker.

01:20:32Undertaker the 300 pounder.

01:20:34Oh, my God.

01:20:35Snake eyes, rolling dice.

01:20:37Big boot by The Undertaker.

01:20:40Man, old man.

01:20:41Undertaker off the ropes, dropping the leg drop,

01:20:44right across the back of the neck.

01:20:46Rushing that man's shoulder area.

01:20:48Two clutches to the Bastion's face.

01:20:50The Bastions have already felt the wrath of The Undertaker tonight.

01:20:53Undertaker's on fire.

01:20:54They're gonna get some more.

01:20:55Undertaker taking out the Bashums.

01:20:59Boom.

01:21:00Taking out Orlando.

01:21:01You gotta wonder what Undertaker's part is of thinking right now.

01:21:04They're gonna deal with this.

01:21:05Guerrero is booked to cut Sunday.

01:21:08And look at this, JBL, JBL with the title.

01:21:11Missed, and he takes out the champion.

01:21:13Wow, very impressive by Guerrero.

01:21:16Dodging a bullet, Cole.

01:21:18JBL left alone with his three opponents at Armageddon.

01:21:24This will be the same Sunday in Atlanta.

01:21:27The championship in the ring as well.

01:21:29The title's laying there, and that's what it's gonna be.

01:21:32Uh-oh.

01:21:32This will be the same Sunday.

01:21:35Get at it.

01:21:36Eddie with the right hand.

01:21:37Booker T with the right hand.

01:21:38Undertaker with a boot.

01:21:40It's like pinball.

01:21:42Bust kick, the champ is down.

01:21:46Get somebody out.

01:21:50Somebody help the champ.

01:21:53No, I don't like this, Cole.

01:21:55What's Booker doing here?

01:21:59JBL grabbing his championship.

01:22:01Whoa, whoa, whoa, Undertaker put his foot on the, uh-oh, uh-oh.

01:22:04Look at this.

01:22:06And now Jordan back in the ring.

01:22:09Whoa, whoa, whoa.

01:22:13Major League Chokeslam by the Dead Man.

01:22:15Eddie and Booker T taking out the Bashems.

01:22:17And now, he, Booker T got bashed.

01:22:19Whoa, whoa, whoa.

01:22:21Can he bash him over the top rope?

01:22:23Don't bash him.

01:22:24Whoa, whoa, whoa.

01:22:25Shot there by Guerrero.

01:22:27Booker T taking out Orlando.

01:22:29Here goes the other Bashem.

01:22:31I believe Booker got a scissor kick off there on Orlando.

01:22:34Eddie Guerrero going to the top rope.

01:22:39Put the console on Orlando, Jordan's down and out.

01:22:42Cross Brass connecting.

01:22:44And remember, Undertaker and Orlando Jordan are the legal men in this matchup.

01:22:49My God, Paul Chief has stamped Orlando Jordan.

01:22:55Turn around.

01:22:56My God, Orlando Jordan's in trouble.

01:22:59Here we go.

01:23:02Tombstone.

01:23:03Tombstone Piledriver.

01:23:06Here's the cover.

01:23:08It's over.

01:23:09Eddie, Booker, Undertaker win.

01:23:13Here are your winners, the team of Eddie Guerrero, Booker T, and The Undertaker.

01:23:23Disbelief, desperation in the eyes of the champion.

01:23:28Intensity in the eyes of The Undertaker.

01:23:31I don't like the champion's chances at all come Sunday at Armageddon Gold.

01:23:40The champ wants his gold and Undertaker's got it.

01:23:44Booker T is right there doing Eddie.

01:23:47The end could be near for the WWE champion at Armageddon in Atlanta Sunday on pay-per-view.

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