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00:00Somalia
00:00Hiroko, are you ready for your match?
00:05Yes, I've been waiting such a long time to face Tolly Wilson.
00:12Tonight, I go out her by the hair and slow her down,
00:17and I will get on top of her and tear her kimono off and expose her naked body.
00:25So, when Tolly is standing in her underwear, she will be a shame.
00:38Just! What are you imagining?
00:55Look at this.
00:59Tolly Wilson getting set for her kimono match tonight.
01:02Hey, Hiroko claims she's been waiting a long time for this here tonight.
01:06She just put a chopstick in her hair, and that looks great in her hair.
01:09Apparently, Kenzo's been waiting a long time for this as well.
01:12It's a long time for this, apparently Kenzo has been too.
01:16Tolly Wilson meets Hiroko in a kimono match.
01:19Well, I think that Kenzo would love to see Hiroko do what she said she's going to do to Torrey tonight,
01:24and that's this role, but if she does, Hiroko would win.
01:27It's next!
01:29History of the making here tonight.
01:30It's back down from Japan.
01:32Pachinko, it's a Pachinko.
01:33It's huge.
01:34Pachinko's huge in this country.
01:35You play Pachinko, right?
01:37You have to fight Dr. Ferdinand Pachinko.
01:39No, Pachinko.
01:40You know, but they lose a 6'6 WWE champion for a cowboy hat.
01:45Why are they playing in Orlando?
01:46He had a match.
01:48I don't know, does it?
01:48Champs under the influence of a Pachinko, I thought.
01:52Hopefully he's trying to find a front row seat for this.
01:54You're not kidding.
01:56Following contest is the kimono match.
01:59Making her way to the ring, Torrey Wilson.
02:03So again, the rules for the kimono match are simple.
02:06If you just throw your opponent, you win the matchup.
02:09And I hope Torrey doesn't point those chopsticks at anybody,
02:12because here in Japan it's impolite to point your chopsticks at someone.
02:17Well, I think that's okay if someone like Torrey Wilson would point the chopsticks at somebody.
02:22But anyway, SmackDown is being sponsored by NBA Street V3.
02:27And EA Sports Big.
02:29Leave your mark with the trick stick.
02:31And by Tyler Perry's Diary of a Mad Black Woman, the movie.
02:33In theaters everywhere, February 25th.
02:36Okay, and sponsored by Sprint.
02:38The Sprint PCS fair and flexible plan for families means the end of ugly overages.
02:43And making her way to the ring, Soroko.
02:56So here comes Soroko.
02:58Hotel girl.
02:58Oh, it sounds like she didn't get a huge ovation.
03:03So this is a kimono match.
03:05Again, you win when you just throw for a opponent.
03:07Well, you know, I don't know, I don't know.
03:08You know, maybe here in this country, you know, they don't see beautiful blondes and two-eyed women like Torrey Wilson often.
03:15They see beautiful geisha women that look like Horoko.
03:19So who do you think their favorite is?
03:22Let me guess.
03:23Torrey.
03:24Well, that's signed there.
03:25Just said I love Horoko.
03:27And it's written in English.
03:29Weird.
03:29I just think we're all going to win out in this thing.
03:32This should be pretty cool.
03:33I mean, you know, a kimono match.
03:36You've never done one of these calls.
03:38Not in a ring.
03:42Well, why don't you tell us?
03:44So you want a kimono.
03:45You're admitting to that.
03:47Not in a ring.
03:48So Torrey and Horoko said to go 101 in this kimono match.
03:52Well, Torrey wants to be a good sport.
03:55Yeah.
03:56Sportsmanship.
03:56Sports ladyship.
03:57You know, Horoko has had a problem with Torrey for a long time now because her husband, Kenzo.
04:02Oh, look at this.
04:04The old powder-of-the-eyes trick.
04:06Well, maybe.
04:06Well, no.
04:07It wasn't an old powder-of-the-eyes trick.
04:08Maybe it was salt.
04:10That's a tradition.
04:11They pull salt, but maybe it was flour.
04:13Flour-of-the-eyes.
04:14Well, we know that Horoko does not like Torrey because her husband, Kenzo, is smitten with Torrey Wilson.
04:18It's the same white because Horoko's got the white face.
04:22I wonder if it's the same white.
04:23I don't know if she puts on her face.
04:24Yeah, this is fair.
04:25Choking Torrey.
04:26And kicking her around the ring.
04:28But I guess there's no rules.
04:29You just got to take the kimono off and you win the thing.
04:32Yeah.
04:32Uh-oh.
04:33Look out!
04:33A clothesline!
04:35What the hell?
04:36Oh, what the hell's Torrey?
04:37Oh, Horoko got, like, uh...
04:38Red stockings.
04:39I think she had a little garter belt action going on there.
04:42Oh!
04:42Torrey with a dropkick.
04:45Garters and kimono.
04:46Oh, and Horoko pounced off the apron.
04:49Is it cold?
04:50Anyway...
04:51Torrey in total control of...
04:54Yeah.
04:54...of Horoko.
04:55She's got socks on, like little ankle tube socks with, uh...
04:59Red looks like a...
05:00Oh, hey!
05:01All right.
05:03Whoa!
05:05All right.
05:06See, now...
05:06And Horoko close to winning here.
05:08Oh, and Torrey driving, Horoko.
05:11Oh!
05:12Right across the...
05:14Upper pectoral region.
05:18This has been some matchup.
05:20What the hell is that?
05:21I guess she's taking after 10...
05:22Oh!
05:23Whoa!
05:26Whoa, whoa, whoa.
05:27Watch out, Torrey.
05:29What the hell?
05:30He's got up like a fighter.
05:32The old airplane spin!
05:33Got an airplane spin!
05:34We've seen it all in this match.
05:37Whoa, whoa!
05:38Look at this!
05:39Yeah, we've got a winner!
05:41Oh, almost a winner.
05:42Look at this!
05:44Whoa!
05:46Now we have a winner!
05:48We have Torrey Wilson!
05:52Here's your winner!
05:54Torrey Wilson!
05:56How embarrassed is Horoko?
05:59Hey, she said she's been waiting a long time for this matchup!
06:02Woo!
06:04Oh, my God.
06:05Embarrassed in the wrong country.
06:06And Torrey's just laughing away.
06:11Torrey Wilson wins the kimono match.
06:14Here on a unique episode of SmackDown for the first time ever from outside Tokyo, Japan.
06:19How do you think Suzuki feels?
06:21He kind of wanted to see Torrey...
06:23Wait a minute.
06:27I hope Tento is near a TV set.
06:30Yeah, I know, right?
06:33Well...
06:33It's, uh...
06:37Wow!
06:41Yeah, that's basically the pitch is worth a thousand.
06:45And it's Torrey Wilson, ladies and gentlemen.
06:47History continues to be made here tonight.
06:52Oh, Torrey was victorious in this kimono match.
06:55And, uh...
06:56And Horoko was embarrassed.
06:57And I'm sure now,
06:58Suzuki...
06:59Here's the Suzuki.
07:00Probably half of him.
07:00But Wilson had to see Torrey Wilson just go back here.
07:05What a treat for the SmackDown fans here tonight.
07:08In Tokyo, Japan.
07:10Where's the notes?
07:11What is this?
07:12Look.
07:13That's, uh...
07:14Oh, my God.
07:16Just...
07:16It's Godzilla.
07:19JBL.
07:20The WWE Champion.
07:21What is JBL doing?
07:27Won't get to the ring.
07:29Um...
07:29What do we got to do?
07:30I don't...
07:31Wow, I mean, we know that JBL's up to influence with that tank a lot of Todd Kohl.
07:37All right.
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