WWE RAW 26 JUNE 2006 FULL SHOW

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WWE RAW 26 JUNE 2006 FULL SHOW HD

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00:00:00Yes, sir, we promised you a great man right here on this show.

00:00:04What is he here?

00:00:05Andre!

00:00:06The child!

00:00:06Wikomania!

00:00:07Wikomania is running wild!

00:00:09My God, what the hell?

00:00:10He does the man!

00:00:14It's not a world that's watching!

00:00:21Now get the cards, the cards, from my generation, I'll take them!

00:00:26Come on, come on, come on!

00:00:28Let's get it out, let's get it out, let's get it out, let's get it out!

00:00:35If we lost the money, we're in this together, we'll do it out!

00:00:41They said that nothing's forever, and they refuse to see the change in me!

00:00:47Why won't they wake up?

00:00:48Go to��i!

00:00:58Hey!

00:00:58Yo!

00:00:59Yo!

00:01:00Yo!

00:01:01Yo!

00:01:02Yo!

00:01:03Yo!

00:01:03Y

00:01:16Endured the King Lawler at ringside.

00:01:18Are you ready for this?

00:01:19Look at this.

00:01:20DX, there they are in action in the ring against none other than the McMahons.

00:01:25And Drake, Shawn, and Vince McMahon teaming up tonight.

00:01:28They're going against DX.

00:01:29The McMahons in the ring against DX tonight.

00:01:32Oh, what a collision that's going to be.

00:01:34And that's not all.

00:01:36It keeps getting bigger.

00:01:37The WWE title will be decided tonight.

00:01:40Cena, don't Cena, gets his rematch against the WWE champion.

00:01:45Rob Van Diem, what I mean of it.

00:01:48It all happens tonight, live.

00:01:51Oh, baby.

00:01:53Oh, baby.

00:01:56And here's our first championship match.

00:02:02The Bowling High is a singer for one fall.

00:02:04And it's been the WWE Women's Championship.

00:02:08Introducing the challenger from Toronto, Canada, Trish Stratton.

00:02:13You know, King, it's been about two months since we've seen Trish Stratus in the ring wrestling.

00:02:19And that was due to an injury that occurred at Backlash when Trish's shoulder was dislocated.

00:02:25Oh, and I want to tell you something.

00:02:27This is a hard piece of video to watch.

00:02:29Watch Trish's, oh, her right shoulder there.

00:02:32As you see, she was tossed over the ropes out of the ring by Vicky James.

00:02:36And look at Trish's shoulder, hyperextended.

00:02:40And actually dislocated and fractured.

00:02:43Fractured shoulder, dislocated shoulder.

00:02:46Trish Stratus back in the ring for the first time.

00:02:48Toronto's finest gift to the WWE will challenge for the women's time.

00:02:54I'm so glad to see her back.

00:02:56And her front's not bad either.

00:02:59Trish, a former six-time champion.

00:03:02Can she make it seven?

00:03:03And making the way to the ring for Richmond, Virginia.

00:03:06She is the WWE Women's Champion, Mickie James.

00:03:11Well, Mickie James used to be so obsessed with Trish Stratus,

00:03:16this hero-worshipping, psychotic obsession.

00:03:19But I think now Mickie may be more obsessed

00:03:22in simply keeping the women's title.

00:03:25But Mickie has hurt a lot of women along the way.

00:03:29Mickie has a storied past, I'm sure.

00:03:31But we're talking about the present between these two right now.

00:03:35This is going to be big.

00:03:36That's what it's all about.

00:03:37The Women's Championship, JR.

00:03:38Oh, look at Mickie James.

00:03:41Come on.

00:03:42Trish certainly deserves this opportunity.

00:03:45Mickie James broke Ashley's leg.

00:03:47Ashley now on SmackDown.

00:03:48Missed it going for her right hand and missed it.

00:03:52Certainly Beth Phoenix out with a broken jaw.

00:03:54Compliments of Mickie James.

00:03:56And you saw Mickie James go right for Trish's shoulder right away.

00:04:00I just hope that Trish is 100% here.

00:04:03Look at that.

00:04:03Right on the arm of the shoulder.

00:04:05Watch the shoulder.

00:04:06Hammer lock and Trish counters.

00:04:07And Mickie just first.

00:04:09And she's going to talk turnbuckle.

00:04:11And Trish gets the first near fall.

00:04:14Oh, here we go.

00:04:15The loop pass pass.

00:04:17Look at Mickie covering up.

00:04:18I don't blame her.

00:04:20You don't want that pretty face rearranged.

00:04:22Women's title on the line as we're starting off what will be a memorable night here on Monday Night Raw.

00:04:28The drop kick by the challenger.

00:04:32Trish with a spine buster.

00:04:34This could be it.

00:04:35The hook of the leg.

00:04:36And Jeffrey Jack Dogg found a two count there, King.

00:04:39They are a love women's championship matches.

00:04:41Women's championship matches make them even better.

00:04:45You're right.

00:04:46Oh, watch.

00:04:46Man hurt Trish's shoulder there.

00:04:49Oh.

00:04:50He can still throw a mean right hand.

00:04:53Mickey walks right into that right forearm.

00:04:56And Trish.

00:04:57Oh, man.

00:04:58Great left strike.

00:04:59Standing hurt.

00:05:00Can roll her.

00:05:01And Mickie able to kick out.

00:05:02What a beautiful move.

00:05:03Oh, my God.

00:05:04He slapped him.

00:05:05What a kick right to the face.

00:05:07Right in the jaw.

00:05:09I don't know where it hit her.

00:05:10Low drop kick.

00:05:12Mickie James now.

00:05:12We are from the advantage.

00:05:14The champion with the cover.

00:05:15And Trish able to kick out.

00:05:17Speaking of kicks, check out that kick.

00:05:21Oh, no.

00:05:22Now this is bad.

00:05:23This is bad.

00:05:24Look at the shoulder.

00:05:25Mickie focusing on the shoulder.

00:05:26You might not like it, but it's very sound strategy when your opponent you know has damaged goods in that shoulder.

00:05:34How is Trish 100%?

00:05:36Well, that's what I said.

00:05:37I hope that Trish was completely over.

00:05:39He's got that elbow in there on Mickie James.

00:05:44Iris with him.

00:05:45And put him straight right in the shoulder again.

00:05:47Trish got to send a little over there.

00:05:48And Mickie took advantage.

00:05:49Going downstairs.

00:05:51Oh, no.

00:05:51He's not going to be good.

00:05:53He's going to go to DDT.

00:05:54Oh, no.

00:05:55Look at this.

00:05:55Oh, yes.

00:05:56Man.

00:05:57A compiler DDT by Mickie James.

00:06:00Hooking a leg.

00:06:01And Mickie James retains her title.

00:06:06And still the WWE Women's Champion, Mickie James.

00:06:11Well, I want to tell you, J.R., Trish has got to be really, really disappointed at this.

00:06:17Well, the other issue, King, is that it's Trish's first match back, not making excuses for her.

00:06:24She wouldn't want us to do that.

00:06:25But it's her first match back in the ring.

00:06:29Uh-oh.

00:06:30What the heck is this?

00:06:32The red carpet and the paparazzi.

00:06:34You know what that means?

00:06:35Yes!

00:06:35Well, Tony Nitro, do you see what's hanging from his waist?

00:06:41If you didn't know, it's the Intercontinental Championship that Nitro won 24 hours ago.

00:06:48Oh, that's vengeance.

00:06:49Yeah, I think I'm just fell in love and not with Nitro.

00:06:53Check out, Malik.

00:06:53Give it.

00:06:54Can I get some prints of those pictures?

00:06:56I didn't expect to see Nitro in action here tonight.

00:07:00Or are we going to see Nitro in action?

00:07:02I don't know, but I know Trish is hurt.

00:07:05She needs it.

00:07:07Oh, no, I'm about to be hurt, too, JR.

00:07:10Let's go!

00:07:11Hurry, get out of the way, Nitro!

00:07:15He's in the worst position.

00:07:18Look out!

00:07:19Well, for some reason, the Intercontinental Champion and Molina led it to the ring.

00:07:24Trish is still hurting from that.

00:07:27That shoulder's going to have got to be bothering Trish.

00:07:29Man, that's a tough break, Trish.

00:07:33Yeah.

00:07:34Oh, God.

00:07:36You know, that is quite a comeback match that you just had.

00:07:40There was once a day that you were the top diva in the WWE.

00:07:47And that day is so over.

00:07:50Let me show you something, baby.

00:07:53Okay, Trish, you are looking at the only man holding singles gold here on Raw.

00:08:02I give you the new Intercontinental Champion, Johnny Nitro.

00:08:08She's giving him to Trish.

00:08:13Well, figuratively, she's...

00:08:15And now, Trish, you are looking at the new top diva in the WWE, Molina.

00:08:25Oh, self-proclaimed, I would say.

00:08:27So, I guess we have a passing of a torch moment right now.

00:08:37So, honey, I suggest you get out of the ring right now, or you're going to end up flying out of it.

00:08:45It's your choice.

00:08:46Pretty stern threat there by Molina.

00:08:50And...

00:08:50Now, he's a...

00:08:52Get out of here!

00:08:52Wait a minute, let her go!

00:08:53Oh, let her go!

00:08:54Get your hands off her!

00:08:55Unhend her!

00:08:56Unhend her, Nitro!

00:08:58Oh, oh!

00:08:58Here we go!

00:08:59Carlito!

00:09:00Carlito!

00:09:02Failing away at Johnny Nitro!

00:09:05And look at Nitro!

00:09:07Running like a spalted dog!

00:09:11Carlito!

00:09:12There's no telling what...

00:09:14Johnny Nitro and...

00:09:15And Molina would have done physically to Trish their king.

00:09:19Well...

00:09:20They didn't get a chance to do what they wanted to do.

00:09:24I don't think the torch was passed.

00:09:26And thanks to Carlito...

00:09:29Well, Nitro didn't get to do what he wanted to do either.

00:09:32Ladies and gentlemen, we're just getting started on what I think is a historic night on Raw!

00:09:40Hey, Carlito!

00:09:43I know you're doing reasons for coming out there,

00:09:45but thank you.

00:09:47You're damn right I have my own reasons.

00:09:49Johnny Nitro!

00:09:50Last night of vengeance,

00:09:51I had Shelfield and Benjamin B for the Intercontinental Championship

00:09:54and Johnny Nitro stole it from me.

00:09:56That's not cool.

00:09:57No, it's not...

00:09:58And if he thinks for one second that I'm going to let him get away with it

00:10:01and let him pose in front of his photographers with my championship,

00:10:05he's got another thing coming.

00:10:06He's got another thing coming.

00:10:06Right, right, right.

00:10:15That's why I'm going to do it.

00:10:16That's what I'm going to do.

00:10:17Okay.

00:10:18Okay, then.

00:10:18Whatever, so, okay, thanks again.

00:10:22Yeah.

00:10:23Hey, about helping you out there, no problem.

00:10:31Okay, thanks.

00:10:34Hey, uh...

00:10:36Got that.

00:10:37Okay.

00:10:50Now that's cool.

00:10:51Oh, my gosh, JR.

00:10:56What do you think?

00:10:56Well, I think if Trish said what I think she said,

00:10:59I don't think I'll ever be the same again.

00:11:01Woo-hoo, man.

00:11:02Well, ladies and gentlemen,

00:11:03things certainly haven't been the same around here since DX came back.

00:11:06Of course, tonight DX take on both the McMahons,

00:11:09but let's take you back to last week.

00:11:11The hijinks were flowing thanks to D-Generation X.

00:11:16Are you ready?

00:11:20Hey, thinking guitar.

00:11:21That's what to do.

00:11:22Apparently, you love cuts.

00:11:24You think you can tell us what to wear.

00:11:26We're ready to blow your mind.

00:11:28You think that you're better.

00:11:30It's your important penis, a larger pump.

00:11:32Better get ready.

00:11:34The sacred muscle and fitness cover.

00:11:36Bow to the master.

00:11:38Who would do such a thing?

00:11:40Panic chaos disorder.

00:11:42Are you ready?

00:11:46Did you ever want to enter something for?

00:11:48We just got time.

00:11:49I'm doing what you told us to do.

00:11:51That's a breeze, boy.

00:11:52Yeah.

00:11:54That's a breeze, little man.

00:11:56We just got two words for you.

00:12:00Look up.

00:12:01D-Generation X.

00:12:02Oh, my God.

00:12:05That is going to leave a park.

00:12:07D-Generation X is back.

00:12:12Bigger, badder than ever.

00:12:14I told you he was an ass.

00:12:16If you're not down with that, we only got two words for you.

00:12:21D-Generation X.

00:12:41Enough.

00:12:42D-Generation X has been embarrassing us week after week.

00:12:46and last night was no exception.

00:12:48I know you guys have it in you,

00:12:49but you didn't get the job done.

00:12:51You did not defeat Degeneration X.

00:12:53Just give us one more chance.

00:12:54One more chance.

00:12:58Not tonight.

00:12:59You guys get your chance some other time.

00:13:02Okay, tonight you guys are going to be spectators

00:13:04because if you want something done right,

00:13:06you need to do it yourself,

00:13:07or I should say ourselves.

00:13:10So tonight, one-on-one,

00:13:12or I should say two-on-two,

00:13:14the chairman of the war,

00:13:15Vincent Kennedy McMahon,

00:13:18teams up with his super son, Shane O'Mac.

00:13:22Here comes your money.

00:13:24We take on Degeneration X.

00:13:27Yes.

00:13:32Ladies and gentlemen,

00:13:35the fun and games are finished.

00:13:38This is serious business

00:13:39because tonight,

00:13:41Mr. McMahon, his son Shane,

00:13:43stuck in the ring, king,

00:13:44with Degeneration X.

00:13:46Oh, my God.

00:13:47What is going to happen there?

00:13:49If we...

00:13:50Tonight, Raw salutes the 82nd Air Force

00:13:55from Fort Bradford, Carolina,

00:13:58in hopes that proud WWE policy,

00:14:00military men in uniform,

00:14:02come in as hard guests.

00:14:03Okay.

00:14:04Free?

00:14:04They get it free?

00:14:06No charge.

00:14:06That's terrific.

00:14:08And ladies and gentlemen,

00:14:08earlier today,

00:14:10here's what some of the fans said about the match,

00:14:12John Cena,

00:14:13RVD,

00:14:13title match.

00:14:14I think John Cena's gonna win

00:14:15because he's definitely a good champion

00:14:17and a good fighter.

00:14:18I think RVD because he's from ECW

00:14:20and ECW's harder.

00:14:22John Cena's gonna win the title,

00:14:24right,

00:14:24because he's been on a roll.

00:14:26Ever since he's lost,

00:14:26he's been more aggressive

00:14:27and more determined to get it back

00:14:29than anyone else I've ever seen.

00:14:30We'll find out tonight.

00:14:34It's gotta be John Cena.

00:14:35You gotta do it for us.

00:14:48The bowling contest is scheduled for one fall.

00:14:51Introducing first,

00:14:52from the Isle of Samoa,

00:14:54weighing in at 350 pounds,

00:14:57Umaga.

00:14:58Well, that's not Umaga defeated Eugene,

00:15:01who had brought Hacksaw Duggan,

00:15:02Doink the Clown,

00:15:03and Kamala

00:15:04to the Ringling Last Night at Vengeance game.

00:15:06Yeah, and as you see,

00:15:08the Samoan Bulldogger

00:15:09did a number on poor Eugene.

00:15:10He wasn't finished there.

00:15:11That Samoan spike right to the throat

00:15:13of Jim Duggan.

00:15:14And then Doink the Clown

00:15:15trying to get funny.

00:15:17Oh, yet there's nothing funny about Umaga.

00:15:19And then look at the interaction

00:15:21between Kamala and Umaga.

00:15:24Umaga wanted to go then,

00:15:26and now the manager,

00:15:28Australia said it.

00:15:30Not now.

00:15:30You wait.

00:15:31Well, I don't...

00:15:32I think Kamala,

00:15:34the Ugandan giant,

00:15:35wanted a little bit of Umaga.

00:15:39Ahora,

00:15:41todos,

00:15:42escuchenme.

00:15:43Everybody,

00:15:45listen.

00:15:46Ha-ha.

00:15:47To me.

00:15:48Hey,

00:15:50in case you haven't heard the news,

00:15:54my name is

00:15:56Armando

00:15:58Alejandro

00:16:00Estrada.

00:16:03Kamala.

00:16:05And tonight,

00:16:07we make a...

00:16:08The deep...

00:16:10Uh-oh.

00:16:13Well, this should be quite a...

00:16:15What a spectacle.

00:16:16Making his way to the ring,

00:16:18from Uganda,

00:16:19weighing in his 350 pounds,

00:16:22Kamala.

00:16:23And being a coming by,

00:16:25is the trusty sidekick,

00:16:28Kim Chi.

00:16:29Well,

00:16:30we all remember,

00:16:32Kamala's history here in the WWE.

00:16:34He's beaten a lot of great superstars,

00:16:36and like I said,

00:16:37last night,

00:16:37it looked like Kamala

00:16:38was certainly not gonna back down

00:16:40from Umaga.

00:16:40I couldn't agree more.

00:16:43Umaga and Kamala

00:16:44were ready to go last night.

00:16:45I don't think I've ever seen Kamala

00:16:49afraid of any,

00:16:50anybody or anything.

00:16:52Can you go in the ring with Kamala?

00:16:53Anytime.

00:16:55He'll take a bite out of you

00:16:56if you're not careful.

00:16:57And remember that Umaga

00:16:58has yet to be defeated here

00:17:00in the WWE.

00:17:02You know, Umaga

00:17:03may wind up in Kamala's belly.

00:17:06Get him into my belly.

00:17:08Two huge men here

00:17:10in this match.

00:17:11We're live here

00:17:12on the Monday Night Raw.

00:17:14And Kamala

00:17:14look at the big chop

00:17:16from Kamala.

00:17:17Kamala has

00:17:18Umaga's star girl.

00:17:20Gosh.

00:17:21A chop right to the neck.

00:17:25Oh my gosh.

00:17:26Look at this.

00:17:27Oh my gosh.

00:17:28Look at the strength

00:17:29of Umaga.

00:17:30I can't believe it.

00:17:31Kamala's gotta be

00:17:32in the 400-pound ring.

00:17:35Like I said,

00:17:36I've seen Kamala

00:17:37I don't think I've ever seen

00:17:37Kamala body slam before.

00:17:40Look at him, Kim G.

00:17:42Fish is kipped right to the heart,

00:17:44and there goes Kim G.

00:17:47Man, this Umaga is impressive.

00:17:50Albeit a dangerous individual.

00:17:53Uh-oh.

00:17:54Oh!

00:17:55Oh!

00:17:56Kim G.

00:17:57Driven

00:17:58his lower back and spine

00:18:00right into the ring close.

00:18:02Listen to Estrada.

00:18:03He said,

00:18:04I think that hurt.

00:18:06Man, Umaga dominating Kim G.

00:18:08but more Kamala's.

00:18:12Uh-oh.

00:18:13All of them knocked out?

00:18:14I don't know,

00:18:15but it's like one opponent

00:18:16is not enough for Umaga.

00:18:18He wants two.

00:18:20Umaga!

00:18:20Oh!

00:18:21Quick streak!

00:18:22Like a runaway 18-wheeler

00:18:24planting his backside

00:18:25in the face of Kim G.

00:18:27He did the undefeated Umaga,

00:18:30and now what's...

00:18:31He doesn't even beat

00:18:32when he backs up,

00:18:32but he should.

00:18:34What's Umaga doing here?

00:18:35Oh, no.

00:18:39Look out!

00:18:40Fantastic!

00:18:41The athleticism halfway

00:18:43across the ring

00:18:44with a diving hit button.

00:18:46Ah, Samoa!

00:18:47Yes!

00:18:49In the end of...

00:18:50Oh, you know what

00:18:51that signal means?

00:18:52No!

00:18:52Samoa's spike

00:18:54right in the neck of Kamala,

00:18:56and Umaga

00:18:57completely dominating him.

00:19:02Here is your winner,

00:19:05Umaga!

00:19:06I've never seen anyone

00:19:07dominate Kamala like that.

00:19:09Kamala convulsed him.

00:19:13Man, I was...

00:19:14I'm shocked.

00:19:14I...

00:19:15I thought this would be

00:19:16a much more competitive match

00:19:17than what we saw.

00:19:19Check out what happened

00:19:20to poor Kim G.

00:19:21Boom!

00:19:21We may have just seen

00:19:23the last of him.

00:19:25And then look at this

00:19:25huge dive!

00:19:26Clear across the ring

00:19:27with that headbutt

00:19:28right at the side

00:19:29of Kamala's head.

00:19:31Oh, a moment spike

00:19:33driven right into the boat,

00:19:35and that was all

00:19:36for Kamala.

00:19:38Well, folks,

00:19:38that's got to send me

00:19:39a little bit more...

00:19:40Well, a lot more

00:19:41attractive

00:19:42than what we just saw.

00:19:43The quarter million dollar

00:19:45WWE research

00:19:47is underway,

00:19:49and casting began

00:19:50last week

00:19:51in L.A.'s

00:19:52Ritz-Carlton Hotel.

00:19:53Oh, wait till you see

00:19:54these beautiful...

00:19:55We are at

00:19:56the Ritz-Carlton

00:19:57in Los Angeles, California.

00:19:58I'm here at the

00:19:59WWE Divas Search.

00:20:01This is awesome.

00:20:01I am your host

00:20:02with the most,

00:20:02the miss.

00:20:04My co-host

00:20:04and my judge

00:20:05give it up

00:20:06for the 2005

00:20:07Divas Search winner,

00:20:08Ashley Massaro!

00:20:12Wow,

00:20:13you guys are

00:20:13absolutely beautiful.

00:20:15Oh, my gosh.

00:20:16There's so many

00:20:16pretty girls.

00:20:17So many, dude.

00:20:18I'm in heaven right now.

00:20:19Are you guys nervous?

00:20:20Very nervous,

00:20:21but that's normal, I think.

00:20:22I was just like

00:20:23you guys were last year.

00:20:24Oh, I would just

00:20:25love the opportunity

00:20:26to be in the position

00:20:26that she was in last year.

00:20:28Winning the Divas Search

00:20:29absolutely changed

00:20:30my life, guys.

00:20:32You guys are being given

00:20:33a golden opportunity

00:20:34right now,

00:20:35and you really need

00:20:36to run with it.

00:20:37Can you dance?

00:20:38Yeah!

00:20:39Ow!

00:20:41Can you just shake it?

00:20:42Oh, I'm nasty.

00:20:43This is awesome.

00:20:45I'm good, guys.

00:20:47I'm ready to sweat,

00:20:49cry, and bleed through this.

00:20:50Yeah, I want this bad.

00:20:51Good job.

00:20:52Woo!

00:20:53Ah!

00:20:55This is one of my favorites.

00:20:56Are in.

00:20:57You're in, girl.

00:20:57You did fantastic.

00:21:02Our job.

00:21:04Somebody's got to do it.

00:21:05Yeah!

00:21:07Oh, wow.

00:21:07Does it get any better

00:21:08than that, JR?

00:21:09Yes, it does,

00:21:09because a little bit later on,

00:21:11we're going to meet

00:21:11the eight finalists

00:21:12in the quarter-million-dollar

00:21:14diva search, got this

00:21:14a little bit later on tonight.

00:21:16But ladies and gentlemen,

00:21:17we got some serious business

00:21:18coming up,

00:21:19because tonight,

00:21:20inside the ring,

00:21:21it'll be D-Generation X

00:21:23taking on the McMahon,

00:21:25Mr. McMahon,

00:21:26his son Shane,

00:21:27will get it on tonight

00:21:29with DX Live!

00:21:30You're on Raw!

00:21:31That's Super Son Shane!

00:21:34Oh, we are back on Raw!

00:21:36And tonight,

00:21:37John Cena finally

00:21:38gets his rematch

00:21:39against Rob Van Damme

00:21:41for the WWE Championship!

00:21:43Tonight, JR,

00:21:45this is going to be big, folks,

00:21:46for the biggest men of this

00:21:47we've ever had

00:21:48live here tonight

00:21:49on Monday Night Raw!

00:21:52Oh!

00:21:53They are puppies, look!

00:21:55The lovely Tori Wilson!

00:21:59And her puppies!

00:22:00Ladies and gentlemen,

00:22:01please welcome

00:22:02the beautiful

00:22:03Tori Wilson!

00:22:05Oh!

00:22:06Oh!

00:22:07Oh!

00:22:08Oh!

00:22:09Oh!

00:22:11Now, ladies and gentlemen,

00:22:13hitting newsstands tomorrow

00:22:15is the brand new

00:22:17WWE Summer Special Magazine,

00:22:21and guess who's on the cover?

00:22:25Duh!

00:22:26Oh!

00:22:27It's her!

00:22:28It's Tori,

00:22:28and let me tell you,

00:22:29she is looking fantastic,

00:22:31but you don't have to

00:22:32take my word for it

00:22:33because, ladies and gentlemen,

00:22:35I've got a special treat.

00:22:36We are going to unveil

00:22:37the cover to you

00:22:39and the world

00:22:39right now.

00:22:40Oh, is that okay?

00:22:41Oh, boy.

00:22:41All right.

00:22:42Ladies and gentlemen,

00:22:44do we unveil more than the cover?

00:22:45Get ready!

00:22:49Let's see it.

00:22:50Yeah!

00:22:53Wow!

00:22:54Woo-hoo!

00:22:54I know what it feels so bad.

00:22:59Unbelievable!

00:23:01I've never been jealous of a wiener.

00:23:04I love mustard.

00:23:06Hot dog!

00:23:08I don't want you to know that.

00:23:09Tori, I have to admit,

00:23:10you have been...

00:23:11Oh, come on.

00:23:16You know,

00:23:17that's a hell of a magazine.

00:23:18I saw a preview of the copy of it,

00:23:19and now Edge and Lita.

00:23:22Now, wait a minute.

00:23:24I've seen a preview copy of that magazine,

00:23:26and some of it could be rated R.

00:23:28Maybe that's why the rated R

00:23:29superstar is coming out here.

00:23:30Well, last night,

00:23:33Edge had the opportunity

00:23:34to win the WWE title,

00:23:37but he didn't get it done.

00:23:38Get out of my ring, Skidmark.

00:23:41Hit the bricks, Toots,

00:23:42before Lita beats your ass.

00:23:44Come on.

00:23:45That's uncalled for.

00:23:47Absolutely.

00:23:49Wait, wait, wait, wait!

00:23:50Come on.

00:23:52Show a little maturity

00:23:53and professionalism,

00:23:55will you, Edge?

00:23:58Let's set a few things straight.

00:24:03I am the MVP of this show.

00:24:10I should be on the cover of magazines.

00:24:18I should be in the main event.

00:24:23And without a shadow of a doubt,

00:24:26I should be the WWE Champion.

00:24:32What a crime, baby.

00:24:35The fact that Rob Van Dam

00:24:38calls himself the WWE Champion

00:24:40is a joke.

00:24:44The fact that John Cena

00:24:46has a championship match tonight

00:24:49is an even bigger joke.

00:24:53And if I don't get a rematch

00:24:57for the WWE Championship,

00:25:01then me and Lita,

00:25:03we're getting the hell off

00:25:04of this show.

00:25:06Uh-oh.

00:25:08Oh.

00:25:10Are you like that?

00:25:15You don't deserve to see us anyway.

00:25:18Screw you.

00:25:19We're out of here.

00:25:20I just...

00:25:22Wait a minute.

00:25:22Is he walking off the show?

00:25:24I can't believe what we're hearing.

00:25:27All over the...

00:25:29I mean, he...

00:25:30He had a hell of an effort

00:25:31to do that.

00:25:32Wait, where are they going?

00:25:33They're not even going

00:25:33back to the locker room?

00:25:35Guys, come...

00:25:37I think Edge is dead serious

00:25:38here, King.

00:25:41Edge and Lita

00:25:41walking through the van.

00:25:42Is he leaving wrong?

00:25:43Is that what he's saying?

00:25:44What is this?

00:25:45I'm not sure what Edge is saying.

00:25:47Get the hell out of my way.

00:25:48I think he didn't believe

00:25:52Edge at first,

00:25:53but I think they're walking

00:25:54out of the arena here.

00:25:56Well, that's certainly...

00:25:57What are you going to do about it?

00:25:59What are you going to do?

00:26:01Bad-mouthing of fans

00:26:02that are on their way

00:26:03to an exit.

00:26:05Obviously, the aisle's in

00:26:06at the exit.

00:26:06I mean, duh.

00:26:08Can't believe it.

00:26:11An edge is a...

00:26:12It's a vital part of...

00:26:14There's no guy in Bat there.

00:26:16Oh, okay.

00:26:18Very nice.

00:26:19Very nice.

00:26:20Very nice.

00:26:29This is surreal.

00:26:30Where are my shirts, huh?

00:26:32Are you showing my shirts tonight?

00:26:34Huh?

00:26:35Hey, hey.

00:26:38How can my shirts

00:26:38go in in the middle?

00:26:39Huh?

00:26:41Get my shirts up here,

00:26:42Humpty Dumpty.

00:26:43Now,

00:26:44these hits don't deserve them.

00:26:46All of them.

00:26:47All of them.

00:26:47Give me my damn shirts.

00:26:52We're out of here.

00:26:53Screw you.

00:26:55Are they shirts?

00:26:57Look at this.

00:26:58They're the leader.

00:27:00I've never seen anything like this.

00:27:02They're leading the arena

00:27:03with their shirts.

00:27:05What?

00:27:05And now,

00:27:09the WWE Slam of the Week

00:27:11is brought to you by

00:27:12Subway.

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00:27:17for dinner.

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00:27:19Eat fresh.

00:27:20John Cena,

00:27:21Sad Bull.

00:27:22An extreme real

00:27:22slumberjack match.

00:27:24Or an extreme fight.

00:27:25That's what we're seeing here.

00:27:26Come on, John Cena.

00:27:27Get you some.

00:27:28Cena.

00:27:28Look out.

00:27:29Oh, God.

00:27:30God.

00:27:30Cena with the FU

00:27:31over the top.

00:27:32Inside out

00:27:33to the table.

00:27:34Is that Lutex?

00:27:35Cena wins.

00:27:37John Cena

00:27:38just on extreme.

00:27:45Ladies and gentlemen,

00:27:46please welcome my guest

00:27:47at this time.

00:27:48Tonight,

00:27:48he will challenge

00:27:49Rob Van Dam

00:27:50for the WWE Championship.

00:27:52John Cena.

00:27:55And John,

00:27:56tonight,

00:27:56you have a chance

00:27:57to regain your title

00:27:58for the first time

00:27:59since One Night Stand.

00:28:02Maria.

00:28:04She looked good.

00:28:06I don't know

00:28:06how to tell you this.

00:28:08One Night Stand,

00:28:09it wasn't my finest hour.

00:28:11I mean,

00:28:12there was a lot riding

00:28:12on that night

00:28:13and stuff didn't

00:28:15exactly go my way.

00:28:17But as I saw tonight,

00:28:18you know,

00:28:19there's one of two things

00:28:20I can do about it.

00:28:21First,

00:28:22I could interrupt

00:28:23Tori Wilson.

00:28:24I could march down

00:28:25to the ring

00:28:26and tell her

00:28:27that she's a joke

00:28:28and tell everybody

00:28:28that they're a joke

00:28:29and it's a joke

00:28:30that I'm not champion

00:28:31and the guy

00:28:31who's champion's a joke

00:28:32and the guy

00:28:32who's fighting

00:28:33for the championship's

00:28:34a joke

00:28:34and get so mad

00:28:35that I just storm

00:28:37out of the arena

00:28:37with a slut under my arm

00:28:38and a stack of t-shirts

00:28:39that smell like fart juice.

00:28:43Or,

00:28:44I could just suck it up,

00:28:46fight,

00:28:47and earn a rematch.

00:28:49You see,

00:28:49since One Night Stand,

00:28:51I've had stitches in my head,

00:28:52my eye glued shut,

00:28:53and I'm black and blue

00:28:54all over.

00:28:55Since One Night Stand,

00:28:57I've been hit with TVs,

00:28:58put through tables,

00:28:59worn steel chairs

00:29:00as headgear,

00:29:01and have chunks

00:29:02of Singapore cane

00:29:03in my forehead.

00:29:05Since One Night Stand,

00:29:07never once

00:29:08did I cry foul

00:29:09or beg for some sleazy

00:29:10one-sided rematch.

00:29:11What I did do

00:29:13was earn the respect

00:29:14of Rob Van Damme

00:29:16and got a shot tonight

00:29:17at the WWE Championship.

00:29:21Rob,

00:29:22thank you

00:29:23for making

00:29:25the WWE Championship

00:29:26once again

00:29:27part of my business.

00:29:29But I got news for you.

00:29:31I am bigger,

00:29:33stronger,

00:29:34and more focused

00:29:35than ever.

00:29:36And tonight,

00:29:38simply put,

00:29:40I'm gonna take care

00:29:42of business.

00:29:47Hello, ladies.

00:29:49Two hugely popular,

00:29:51controversial superstar

00:29:53Van Damme and Cena

00:29:54for WWE Gold Live tonight.

00:29:59The following tag team contest

00:30:01is Skidget for One Fall,

00:30:03making their way

00:30:03to the ring.

00:30:04At a combined weight

00:30:05of 731 pounds,

00:30:07the team of

00:30:08Val,

00:30:09Venus,

00:30:10and Viscera.

00:30:11Ah,

00:30:12Val and Visc.

00:30:13And at a combined weight

00:30:14of 532 pounds,

00:30:16the team of

00:30:17Lance Cave

00:30:18and Trevor Murdoch.

00:30:20Well,

00:30:21the visitor

00:30:21of that big

00:30:22500 pound love machine,

00:30:23I'll tell you something

00:30:24this is gonna love

00:30:24a little bit later on.

00:30:25We're gonna get a short look

00:30:26at Brooke Hogan's

00:30:28brand new music video.

00:30:30It's all about that.

00:30:31It's been seen on MTV

00:30:32and VH1.

00:30:33Brooke Hogan's daughter,

00:30:34Brooke Hogan,

00:30:35and her brand new music video.

00:30:37We're gonna see a little bit

00:30:37of it, they are.

00:30:38A little bit more to that.

00:30:39It's a little bit later

00:30:39here tonight

00:30:40and this is gonna be

00:30:41tag team action here.

00:30:44Val Venus and Big Visc

00:30:46will take on

00:30:47a very accomplished duo.

00:30:50I've seen a lot of

00:30:51Cade and Murdoch lately

00:30:52and they're just getting

00:30:54better and better

00:30:55all the time.

00:30:58They are.

00:30:58Look out here.

00:30:59Former world

00:31:00tag team champions.

00:31:02Arcade and Murdoch,

00:31:04I like their

00:31:04the upside in this team.

00:31:08Their attitude

00:31:08leads a great deal

00:31:10to be designed.

00:31:13Hard shot there.

00:31:14Lance Cade and Val Venus

00:31:15starting it out here

00:31:17in this tag team matchup.

00:31:18Well, Lance Cade

00:31:19started it out

00:31:20by slapping Val Venus

00:31:21in the next week.

00:31:23Val Venus,

00:31:24a former

00:31:25intercontinental champion

00:31:26who just got back

00:31:28from elbow surgery.

00:31:29Looking very sharp here.

00:31:31Rocking down Cade

00:31:32who tried to get

00:31:32a cheap shot

00:31:34or Murdoch

00:31:35who tried to get

00:31:35the cheap shot.

00:31:37Blind tag.

00:31:38Murdoch got the tag.

00:31:41Murdoch should be legal.

00:31:43Inverted a timing drop

00:31:44and a big boot

00:31:45to the face.

00:31:47Pretty unique teamwork

00:31:48by this

00:31:49crossface.

00:31:51Well, you're right.

00:31:52I think that's the best way

00:31:54you can describe

00:31:54Murdoch

00:31:55and Cade

00:31:56is just rough.

00:31:57Uh-oh, wait a minute.

00:31:59Charlie Hawks.

00:32:01Charlie doing

00:32:01smosey

00:32:02against the ringside here.

00:32:03See?

00:32:04And Val Venus

00:32:06being double teamed.

00:32:07Murdoch's definitely

00:32:08outside of Murdoch

00:32:09carrying by

00:32:10Harley Race

00:32:11as

00:32:11Harley Hawks

00:32:12coming

00:32:16in.

00:32:17Charlie

00:32:17coming down

00:32:17and do

00:32:17commentary.

00:32:20But I would say

00:32:21that if

00:32:21the

00:32:21Viscuit

00:32:22tag

00:32:22is

00:32:22right

00:32:22of

00:32:22here.

00:32:24Things could change

00:32:25quickly in this

00:32:25match of

00:32:26Viscera

00:32:26could get

00:32:26tagged

00:32:27into Charlie Hawks.

00:32:28It was great.

00:32:29You know that.

00:32:30Woo!

00:32:30I mean, there'd be

00:32:31three.

00:32:32You're talking

00:32:32to Lillian?

00:32:34I'm not talking

00:32:35to me.

00:32:37Charlie Hawks

00:32:38had some issues

00:32:43because

00:32:43Charlie a couple

00:32:44of weeks ago

00:32:45inadvertently

00:32:46kind of

00:32:46Oh, wait a minute.

00:32:48I think that

00:32:48Big Viscera

00:32:48just realized

00:32:50Charlie Hawks

00:32:50is over here

00:32:51with the moves

00:32:52on Lillian.

00:32:53Well,

00:32:54Viscera

00:32:54is sweet on Lillian

00:32:55and Charlie Hawks

00:32:56said he apologized

00:32:57for knocking

00:32:58Lillian off the ring

00:32:59for accidentally

00:33:00a couple weeks ago

00:33:01with some pillow talk.

00:33:03There comes

00:33:03Big Viscera.

00:33:05I don't think

00:33:05that's what Charlie Hawks

00:33:06was just saying

00:33:07a second ago

00:33:07to Lillian.

00:33:08Visc

00:33:08is a close

00:33:09to a 500-pound man.

00:33:12He's the ruckus

00:33:13man ever

00:33:13sold in pajamas.

00:33:15Big slam

00:33:16by Visc

00:33:16and Visc

00:33:17may take care

00:33:18of Caden

00:33:19Murdoch

00:33:19all by himself.

00:33:20I think

00:33:21maybe Charlie Hawks

00:33:22certainly has

00:33:22got Visc's attention.

00:33:24Oh, no.

00:33:25This is not

00:33:26going to be good.

00:33:27Charlie,

00:33:28what are you doing?

00:33:29Caden Murdoch

00:33:29stacked up

00:33:30by Corbwood

00:33:31and

00:33:31I don't understand

00:33:34this.

00:33:36Oh, Visc

00:33:37just engulfed

00:33:37both Cade

00:33:39and Murdoch.

00:33:40The end

00:33:40may be near

00:33:41for the

00:33:41they want to be

00:33:42tag team champions.

00:33:44Looked like Charlie

00:33:45was about to perform

00:33:46a massage or something

00:33:48on Lillian.

00:33:49That's what it is.

00:33:50Hey, Visc!

00:33:50That is good!

00:33:54But this,

00:33:55this is better.

00:33:59Whoa!

00:33:59God!

00:34:00Charlie Hawks

00:34:03forcing himself

00:34:04on Lillian

00:34:05and Visc

00:34:06not distracted.

00:34:07Murdoch and Cade

00:34:08taking advantage

00:34:09and Cade and Murdoch

00:34:11have won the line.

00:34:14I don't know

00:34:14what Charlie Hawks

00:34:16just won,

00:34:16but

00:34:16might be a winner

00:34:18in my book

00:34:19if you get

00:34:19that big kiss

00:34:20from Lillian.

00:34:21Oh, he gave

00:34:21the big kiss

00:34:22to Lillian.

00:34:22Lillian didn't want

00:34:23any part of

00:34:24Charlie Hawks.

00:34:25Now, I don't

00:34:25understand this.

00:34:27I had a lot

00:34:28of respect

00:34:28for Charlie Hawks,

00:34:29but

00:34:29oh.

00:34:33Man,

00:34:33obviously Hawks'

00:34:35distraction

00:34:35cost this

00:34:37and Valvinas

00:34:37the tag team

00:34:39match, King.

00:34:40Well, let's see

00:34:40exactly what

00:34:41happened here.

00:34:42And you

00:34:42squeezed on

00:34:43Charlie Hawks

00:34:44just leaned

00:34:46Lillian over

00:34:47and I mean

00:34:48he put the

00:34:48big one right on

00:34:49and look at

00:34:49the reaction

00:34:50from Big Vinc

00:34:51and as he was

00:34:53distracted

00:34:53he got

00:34:53taken down

00:34:55from the

00:34:55top and bottom

00:34:56double teeth

00:34:57and we lost

00:34:59the match.

00:35:00Bill's got high

00:35:00love by

00:35:01Caden Murdoch

00:35:02all because

00:35:03Charlie Hawks

00:35:03has done

00:35:04more in advance

00:35:04because tonight

00:35:10they just

00:35:11will be ours.

00:35:12DX will pay.

00:35:13DX is going

00:35:13to pay.

00:35:14You understand

00:35:14me?

00:35:15Do you

00:35:15understand

00:35:15me?

00:35:16Who?

00:35:17Who?

00:35:20Tonight

00:35:21we knocked

00:35:21the crap

00:35:22out of DX.

00:35:25God

00:35:26mighty.

00:35:31And ladies

00:35:32and gentlemen

00:35:32it is go

00:35:33time.

00:35:34Are you ready

00:35:35for a

00:35:36slobber knocker?

00:35:37DX versus

00:35:38the McMahons

00:35:39it's time

00:35:40to get it

00:35:41on here.

00:35:42Oh boy

00:35:42this is going

00:35:43to be

00:35:43the McMahons

00:35:44are certainly

00:35:44fired up.

00:35:45Shane McMahon

00:35:46with a baseball

00:35:46bet

00:35:47knocking out

00:35:47the furniture

00:35:48this is going

00:35:49to be big.

00:35:50Here comes

00:35:50Mr. McMahon

00:35:51and walking

00:35:51only the way

00:35:52he can.

00:35:55Wait a minute.

00:35:58I'm going

00:35:58to hold my

00:35:58glasses.

00:36:00Wait a minute.

00:36:01Oh my God.

00:36:04Hang on.

00:36:05Look at this.

00:36:07Well that is

00:36:07on Moosey.

00:36:09No.

00:36:10I can break this

00:36:11across you guys.

00:36:11No, no, no.

00:36:12That's Mr. McMahon.

00:36:13He's got the

00:36:14walk.

00:36:15Look at that

00:36:16physique.

00:36:16I'm in total

00:36:23shock.

00:36:25No, this is

00:36:26great.

00:36:30Look at that

00:36:31expression on

00:36:31Mr. McMahon's

00:36:32face.

00:36:35Come on.

00:36:36Come on.

00:36:38Come on.

00:36:44No chance.

00:36:45This is not

00:36:46going to fare

00:36:46well when

00:36:47there's a certain

00:36:48thing I remember.

00:36:51Look at that

00:36:52shoulder pads

00:36:53in that suit.

00:36:54It's like Mr. McMahon.

00:36:56What?

00:36:56I mean it is

00:36:57Mr. McMahon.

00:36:58Look.

00:36:59Come on.

00:37:00Get Mr. McMahon

00:37:01his microphone.

00:37:02He's in his ring.

00:37:04All right.

00:37:05Cut my music.

00:37:09It's that voice.

00:37:13Can I

00:37:14my son

00:37:15Shane McMahon

00:37:16and I

00:37:17are going to

00:37:18beat the

00:37:19holy hell

00:37:19out of

00:37:20D-Generation X

00:37:21but until

00:37:24then

00:37:25I'm going to

00:37:26stand here

00:37:27and

00:37:28ramble

00:37:29incoherently

00:37:30for absolutely

00:37:31no reason.

00:37:37What

00:37:38D-Generation X

00:37:39did to me

00:37:39last week

00:37:40it was

00:37:41well it was

00:37:43embarrassing.

00:37:44It was

00:37:45more embarrassing

00:37:46than

00:37:47when

00:37:48Triple H

00:37:50pedigreed me

00:37:53right in the

00:37:54middle of this

00:37:54ring

00:37:55exposing

00:37:56my

00:37:56doughy

00:37:57white

00:37:57alabaster

00:37:58keister

00:37:59to the world.

00:38:02It's more

00:38:03embarrassing

00:38:04than when

00:38:05Shawn Michaels

00:38:08beat me

00:38:12within an

00:38:13inch of my

00:38:14life

00:38:14on the

00:38:15grandest

00:38:16stage of

00:38:16them all

00:38:17Wrestlemania

00:38:19It's him

00:38:21it's Mr. McMahon

00:38:22like a gargling

00:38:24with Grano

00:38:24and

00:38:25quite frankly

00:38:26it's more

00:38:27embarrassing

00:38:28than

00:38:29than

00:38:31well than

00:38:33the XFL

00:38:34you see

00:38:40D-Generation X

00:38:41last week

00:38:42brought me

00:38:43a rooster

00:38:44the

00:38:45implication

00:38:46being

00:38:47that I

00:38:49love

00:38:49cots

00:38:50well I

00:38:53don't

00:38:55what I

00:38:56love

00:38:56is great

00:38:58men

00:38:58men who

00:38:59are pioneers

00:38:59men like

00:39:01my good

00:39:02friend at

00:39:03NBC

00:39:03Dick Ebersole

00:39:05men like

00:39:07the vice

00:39:08president of

00:39:08the United

00:39:09States of

00:39:10America

00:39:10Dick Cheney

00:39:12or that

00:39:14great

00:39:15entertainer

00:39:16what's his

00:39:17name

00:39:17the uh

00:39:18the guy

00:39:19that's almost

00:39:20as old

00:39:20as I am

00:39:21oh

00:39:22Dick Clark

00:39:23what I'm

00:39:26getting at

00:39:27people

00:39:27is that

00:39:29I

00:39:31Vincent

00:39:32Kennedy

00:39:33McMahon

00:39:34love

00:39:36dicks

00:39:37oh

00:39:38no

00:39:39that's

00:39:41right

00:39:41ever saw

00:39:42I said

00:39:43it

00:39:43I

00:39:44love

00:39:44dicks

00:39:45Cheney

00:39:46I love

00:39:48them all

00:39:48and I

00:39:49don't

00:39:49discriminate

00:39:50either

00:39:50I like

00:39:51big ones

00:39:51I like

00:39:52small ones

00:39:53I like

00:39:53fat ones

00:39:54I like

00:39:54skinny ones

00:39:55I like

00:39:55long ones

00:39:56I like

00:39:57short ones

00:39:57I like

00:39:58wide ones

00:39:59I like

00:39:59black ones

00:40:00hell I'll

00:40:00even do

00:40:01an Asian

00:40:02I just

00:40:07can't

00:40:08get

00:40:08enough

00:40:09dicks

00:40:10and I will

00:40:14be the first

00:40:15one to tell

00:40:15you right

00:40:16now

00:40:16that anyone

00:40:18anyone

00:40:18who gets

00:40:19between me

00:40:21and my

00:40:21dicks

00:40:22well

00:40:24then

00:40:25fire

00:40:28fire

00:40:28here

00:40:32comes

00:40:37the money

00:40:37here we go

00:40:38I don't think

00:40:40the man's

00:40:41gonna like

00:40:41this at all

00:40:42to work

00:40:42Shawn Michaels

00:40:43is

00:40:44oh no

00:40:45oh

00:40:46you got

00:40:46king

00:40:48oh no

00:40:55and a

00:40:55Shane O'Mac

00:40:57shirt on the left

00:40:58Shawn O'Mac

00:40:59look at the dancing

00:41:02this is

00:41:08way too much

00:41:11no decaf in that ring

00:41:21mom I call

00:41:22let's call

00:41:22brand new money

00:41:23make me mention

00:41:24movement

00:41:25and a damn

00:41:25thing's funny

00:41:26they see the

00:41:29they see it

00:41:33they see it

00:41:34dad

00:41:36what are you doing

00:41:38I'm your son

00:41:40the product

00:41:42of your semen

00:41:43oh boy

00:41:44see

00:41:45sister right here

00:41:47in my business card

00:41:48death

00:42:00I've tried to be

00:42:02supportive of you

00:42:03through this whole thing

00:42:04now mostly because

00:42:06when you die

00:42:08which

00:42:08honestly I'm hoping

00:42:10isn't far off

00:42:11the whole

00:42:13McMahon empire

00:42:14it'll be mine

00:42:15mine

00:42:16oh mine

00:42:16son

00:42:27son

00:42:28are you mildly

00:42:31retarded

00:42:32oh Shane O

00:42:37Shane O

00:42:37you've got it all

00:42:39wrong son

00:42:40you see

00:42:41when I pass

00:42:42I'm not gonna

00:42:43leave my

00:42:44money to you

00:42:46when I pass

00:42:48I'm gonna

00:42:48leave all

00:42:49of my

00:42:50money to my

00:42:51beautiful

00:42:51daughter

00:42:52Stephanie

00:42:52and

00:42:54whoever that

00:42:56guy is

00:42:56that knocked her

00:42:57up

00:42:57you know

00:43:01there's something

00:43:05about that guy

00:43:05I mean

00:43:06I like to say

00:43:07that my

00:43:08semen

00:43:09is powerful

00:43:09but that

00:43:10guy

00:43:11oh my

00:43:12god

00:43:12he must have

00:43:13a bazooka

00:43:13I mean

00:43:14no way dad

00:43:18no way

00:43:20no way

00:43:20you try to

00:43:24leave that

00:43:24money to

00:43:24Stephanie

00:43:25and

00:43:26wham

00:43:27wham

00:43:28wham

00:43:28uh oh

00:43:29dad

00:43:34this is about

00:43:36DX

00:43:36at Wrestlemania

00:43:38Shawn Michaels

00:43:39took this face

00:43:41and shoved it

00:43:43up that

00:43:46keister

00:43:46come on dad

00:43:49just give me

00:43:50one more chance

00:43:51at Shawn Michaels

00:43:52and I'll

00:43:53I'll

00:43:54wham

00:43:55wham

00:43:56come on dad

00:44:07I won't lie to you

00:44:09I'm getting a little

00:44:09excited

00:44:10so excited

00:44:12I could just

00:44:13just

00:44:14dance

00:44:17oh no

00:44:18oh no

00:44:18please son

00:44:19please don't

00:44:20look at me dad

00:44:21I'm dancing dad

00:44:22I'm dancing

00:44:23stop it

00:44:28now

00:44:32you know as well

00:44:33as I do Shane

00:44:34that when you come

00:44:35out here and do

00:44:35stuff like this

00:44:36I have to try

00:44:37to outdo you

00:44:38that's the way

00:44:39it works

00:44:39well tonight

00:44:40is no different

00:44:41you wanna play

00:44:43pal

00:44:43huh

00:44:44you wanna

00:44:46dance

00:44:47well then

00:44:49you and everybody

00:44:52else

00:44:53uh oh

00:44:54uh oh

00:44:57had better

00:45:02stand back

00:45:04oh no

00:45:05oh my god

00:45:09look

00:45:09I was just a boy

00:45:12everybody told me

00:45:14what I should do

00:45:16who I should be

00:45:18I do my own thinking

00:45:40got a lot of big plans

00:45:42stand back

00:45:43stand back

00:45:44stand back

00:45:46stand back

00:45:47stand back

00:45:48stand back

00:45:49all of you

00:45:50who wanna bring

00:45:51the daughter

00:45:51have you

00:45:52stand in my way

00:45:54I promise you

00:45:55will lose

00:45:55stand back

00:45:56stand back

00:45:57stand back

00:45:59stand back

00:46:00stand back

00:46:01stand back

00:46:02stand back

00:46:04look at that

00:46:06oh my god

00:46:12oh my god

00:46:13oh my god

00:46:16this is too much

00:46:17this is too much

00:46:18oh my god

00:46:21oh my god

00:46:24oh my god

00:46:25oh my god

00:46:26oh my god

00:46:27this is too much

00:46:28I never will be

00:46:31just an ordinary guy

00:46:33I always put his heart

00:46:35up reaching for the sky

00:46:36stand back

00:46:37stand back

00:46:38stand back

00:46:38That's a fact

00:46:41I'm a man running wild

00:46:45Never slowing down

00:46:48I'm never gonna stop

00:46:50On the way you're gonna see

00:46:52A lot of men drop

00:46:54Baby, watch and drop

00:46:55Baby, baby

00:46:57Oh, man

00:47:02I wonder if he likes a big part

00:47:05Baby, baby, watch and drop

00:47:07It had to be on the original

00:47:10Man's and man's stand

00:47:11Uh-oh

00:47:14I think playtime is over

00:47:17How embarrassed

00:47:23And humiliated

00:47:24On McMahon's only

00:47:26On broadcast

00:47:27Can he and his son, Jamie

00:47:29Well

00:47:36It's about time for this DX crap

00:47:41To come to an end

00:47:42Which is exactly

00:47:46What my son Shane

00:47:48And I are gonna do to you

00:47:50We're gonna beat the crap out of you

00:47:52But we're not

00:47:56We're not gonna do it alone

00:47:58Because as a matter of fact

00:47:59We have some observers

00:48:01That are gonna join us

00:48:03Uh-oh

00:48:04What about this

00:48:07Spirit squad

00:48:08How surprising

00:48:09That just makes it

00:48:10Seven on two

00:48:11All of you

00:48:13Oof

00:48:15Let me tell you something

00:48:19What the hell

00:48:21Is this

00:48:22What if

00:48:24Well, that's because

00:48:26You're

00:48:26You're full of crap

00:48:28Oh my god

00:48:30Oh my god

00:48:31King

00:48:31Is that

00:48:33Paulus

00:48:33Is that what we think

00:48:35Oh no

00:48:37Oh my god

00:48:38Holy shit

00:48:40Top one

00:48:41Holy shit

00:48:50Well, that's one way of putting it

00:48:53The McMahons and the spirit squad

00:48:56Just got a manure bath

00:48:58There's corn in there

00:49:00Oh, King

00:49:00Stop

00:49:01Look

00:49:01It's right out of port-a-potty

00:49:08Don't worry

00:49:11Just because of Sean

00:49:13It is

00:49:14Holy shit

00:49:16This is the

00:49:19Gotta be the most

00:49:20Ladies and gentlemen

00:49:21This public service message

00:49:24Was brought to you

00:49:25By your friends

00:49:26From

00:49:26D-Generation X

00:49:28Who would like to remind

00:49:34Each and every one of you

00:49:35That if you're not

00:49:37Down with that

00:49:38We've got

00:49:39Two words

00:49:40For ya

00:49:41I can assure you this

00:49:48The McMahons have never

00:49:52Been more embarrassed

00:49:53More humiliated

00:49:55Than they are

00:49:57At this moment

00:49:58With this

00:49:59Un

00:49:59I guess

00:50:01This manure bath

00:50:03Well

00:50:03Stop it and hit the fans

00:50:06It hit the McMahons

00:50:07Oh

00:50:09Oh

00:50:10Oh

00:50:10The smell

00:50:13Is

00:50:14Horrific

00:50:15My God

00:50:20There's

00:50:20Four torn

00:50:21Finkle matter

00:50:22We got any air pressure

00:50:37One of the richest men in the world

00:50:43Wallowing

00:50:44And don't say it

00:50:46Don't say it

00:50:47We can see it

00:50:48And we can smell it

00:50:52God almighty

00:50:53It's indescribable

00:50:58What DX has done to the McMahons

00:51:01Indescribable

00:51:03Well after thoroughly humiliating and embarrassing

00:51:09In the ring

00:51:10Of the McMahons

00:51:11Triple Hs and Shawn Michaels

00:51:13Had a huge surprise

00:51:14For the McMahons

00:51:15And the Spears Squad

00:51:16Is this

00:51:18Is this

00:51:18What

00:51:19Well that's because you're

00:51:22You're full of crap

00:51:24Oh my god

00:51:26A porter potty was lowered down to the stage

00:51:29And then

00:51:30Well something else was lowered onto the McMahon

00:51:33The sky opened

00:51:34And human face

00:51:36Fell from the ceiling

00:51:38Another freak

00:51:40Perpetrated

00:51:41By DX

00:51:42I want to see this one more time

00:51:44I want to see it one more time

00:51:46In slow motion

00:51:47Can you imagine this

00:51:49Watch

00:51:50Oh

00:51:52Human waste

00:51:54Well Mr. McMahon

00:51:55Talked about the highway to hell

00:51:57He just got on the Hershey highway

00:51:59It looks like

00:52:00Look at this

00:52:00It's horrible

00:52:01This is

00:52:02Oh

00:52:03Oh my god

00:52:06This is

00:52:07This is a

00:52:08Not only is it sickening

00:52:10And then of course DX had two words for him

00:52:14Suck it

00:52:15Oh lord lord lord lord

00:52:18Have you ever seen or smelled anything like this

00:52:21No

00:52:22I don't need this

00:52:23I need an orange

00:52:24I need a citrus

00:52:25I need something

00:52:26There's something besides that smell

00:52:27And the carrots and the corn

00:52:30And the nastiness

00:52:31Okay okay

00:52:32Don't describe it

00:52:32Let's go somewhere else

00:52:33Ladies and gentlemen

00:52:34Boy this is a hell of a segue here

00:52:37I'll tell you that right now

00:52:38From the manure to last night

00:52:41Mick Foley and Ric Flair

00:52:42Two out of three falls

00:52:43In Flair's hometown of Charlotte

00:52:46We're going to hear from Ric Flair momentarily in Charlotte

00:52:48But last night

00:52:50Two out of three falls

00:52:51And Mick Foley said he was going to out wrestle Ric Flair

00:52:54Well that's not exactly what happened

00:52:56As you can see

00:52:56The first fall

00:52:58Somehow Ric Flair maneuvered around

00:53:00And rolled up Foley

00:53:01In a wrestling hole

00:53:02And got to 1, 2, 3

00:53:04And then

00:53:05As you can see here

00:53:06Foley threw the rule book out the window

00:53:08And he threw the trash can in the ring

00:53:10He started getting hardcore after that

00:53:12Foley saw that he couldn't win the match wrestling

00:53:14He got himself intentionally disqualified

00:53:17Yeah by crashing the nature boy

00:53:20So Flair went two straight falls

00:53:22The second fall by disqualification

00:53:25And ladies and gentlemen

00:53:26It wasn't over there

00:53:28Oh no

00:53:28Mick Foley was so incensed

00:53:30That underneath that ring

00:53:31Somehow there happened to be

00:53:32A baseball bat

00:53:33That was covered with barbed wire

00:53:35And Foley used it

00:53:37On the head of the nature boy

00:53:38And ladies and gentlemen

00:53:39Standing by in his home

00:53:42In Charlotte, North Carolina

00:53:44Before we go to Ric

00:53:45Let's let everybody see

00:53:46Do we have to see this?

00:53:47Yeah look at this shot

00:53:48That's the way the nature boy

00:53:50Was left after Foley

00:53:51Well Ric Flair asked for this

00:53:53Last night of vengeance

00:54:03Mick Foley

00:54:04You proved

00:54:05Beyond a shadow of a doubt

00:54:07That everything I wrote in my book is true

00:54:09You're nothing more

00:54:10Than a glorified stuntman

00:54:13A glorified stuntman

00:54:15That takes the easy way out

00:54:16Just like you have

00:54:18Your entire career

00:54:19Because it's easier

00:54:22Like I've said a hundred times

00:54:24To fall off a cage

00:54:25Jump off a ladder

00:54:27Than it is to learn

00:54:28The fundamentals

00:54:29Of the greatest sport

00:54:31In the world

00:54:31Professional wrestling

00:54:32And get in that ring

00:54:33And wrestle every night

00:54:35That's nothing

00:54:36That resembles anything you do

00:54:39Just like it's easier

00:54:41Foley

00:54:42To grab the barbed wire bat

00:54:43Put eighteen stitches

00:54:45In my head

00:54:46Rather than do what you say

00:54:48You're going to do

00:54:48And that's wrestle me

00:54:49In a match

00:54:50You know nothing about wrestling

00:54:53And these eighteen stitches

00:54:54Mean nothing to me

00:54:55They're keeping me down tonight

00:54:56I got a concussion

00:54:58That didn't keep me down tonight

00:54:59Maybe for a couple more days

00:55:00But it's all crap

00:55:03Just like it was in 1994

00:55:05When you wrote in your book

00:55:07Have a nice day

00:55:09That Ric Flair

00:55:10And I quote

00:55:11If he has anything else

00:55:13To do with my career

00:55:14Going forward

00:55:15I'll be cleaning pools

00:55:17Are you kidding me?

00:55:19You should be cleaning pools

00:55:20Right now

00:55:21Have you looked at yourself

00:55:22In the mirror?

00:55:23Have you looked around?

00:55:26Sixteen times pal

00:55:27I've walked that aisle

00:55:28To become the world champion

00:55:29I've wrestled every

00:55:30Bad ass

00:55:32There is

00:55:32Alive

00:55:33And you're not

00:55:34One of them

00:55:35Remember this Foley

00:55:37The next time I see you

00:55:40The glorified stuntman

00:55:43Will be Ric Flair's

00:55:46Ah

00:55:47Night long

00:55:49Or all day long

00:55:51Wherever it is

00:55:53Woo

00:55:54Hey Rob

00:56:05Rob

00:56:06I think it's very generous of you

00:56:10To offer John Cena a chance

00:56:12At the WWE title tonight

00:56:13I really do

00:56:14But I gotta be honest with you

00:56:17I'm a little concerned

00:56:18From a boy

00:56:19You know

00:56:20Because to a lot of people

00:56:21You're not just the ECW

00:56:22World Heavyweight Champion

00:56:23To a lot of people

00:56:25You are ECW

00:56:26But tonight

00:56:28It's not on ECW's terms

00:56:29It's on WWE terms

00:56:31In a WWE ring

00:56:33Under WWE rules

00:56:35With a WWE official

00:56:36Being the referee

00:56:37I'm just saying

00:56:39This is a little risky

00:56:42What if John Cena thinks

00:56:45I can't beat him Paul

00:56:46On his own terms

00:56:48Paul

00:56:51Relax

00:56:52Say it with me

00:56:53Who's the man

00:56:54Rob

00:56:55Van

00:56:56Damme

00:56:57Well there you go

00:56:58That's all you need

00:57:03I got this

00:57:06I think Heyman

00:57:09Thanks Van Damme's titles

00:57:10Going up in smoke tonight

00:57:11And ladies and gentlemen

00:57:13Coming up next

00:57:14Oh the big red machine

00:57:16Payne

00:57:16Coming up a controversial

00:57:18Match at Vengeance

00:57:20Makes Randy Orton

00:57:21Coming up a huge win

00:57:22At Vengeance

00:57:23It's next

00:57:24And we are back

00:57:27Ladies and gentlemen

00:57:28Thank you very much

00:57:29For joining us

00:57:29Last night at Vengeance

00:57:31Thank the city of Charlotte

00:57:33The great state of North Carolina

00:57:34Everybody for being with us

00:57:36As you see the homepage

00:57:38Of WWE.com

00:57:41Yeah

00:57:41Two words right there

00:57:43And let me say

00:57:44We want to say thanks

00:57:45To 18 Vengeance

00:57:46For Victim

00:57:47Which was the official

00:57:48Vengeance theme song

00:57:49Still to come tonight

00:57:51John Cena gets his rematch

00:57:53Against Rob Van Damme

00:57:55For the WWE title

00:57:56Here's what the fans

00:57:58Had to say

00:57:58Earlier today

00:58:00I think John Cena

00:58:02Is going to win

00:58:02John Cena

00:58:04He's a better wrestler

00:58:05He's stronger

00:58:06Powerful

00:58:07He's going to catch him

00:58:08With the FU

00:58:09STFU

00:58:10And it's done

00:58:11Definitely Rob Van Damme

00:58:12I think he'll hit him

00:58:13With the frog splash

00:58:14It'll be one, two, three

00:58:15I think John Cena

00:58:16Because he's just a man

00:58:17Plain and civil

00:58:18Uh-oh

00:58:22Thinking of a man

00:58:25Or a monster

00:58:27Hey, this is not

00:58:28A maiden blue devil

00:58:29This is a big red machine

00:58:31A big red devil

00:58:33It's time to get him

00:58:36For one fall

00:58:37Introducing first

00:58:38Weighing in at 320 pounds

00:58:40Kane

00:58:41Kane in a very surreal environment

00:58:46Last night

00:58:47Against the Kane imposter

00:58:49A knife that didn't

00:58:50Couldn't have brought us

00:58:51This man had planned

00:58:53Well

00:58:54Oh

00:58:54Oh my God

00:58:56Oh buddy

00:58:58I just wanted to keep my hat

00:58:59Let me just tell you tonight

00:59:03Raw is being brought to you

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00:59:22Share the rainbow

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00:59:27I like

00:59:28They can't like Skittles

00:59:29Barbecue Skittles

00:59:30My favorite

00:59:31And from St. Louis, Missouri

00:59:35Weighing in at 245 pounds

00:59:38Randy

00:59:39Artang

00:59:41It must still smell bad there

00:59:43Up on the stage

00:59:44Look at Randy

00:59:45Hella smells down here

00:59:47They cleaned up a lot of it

00:59:49But

00:59:49Some of it

00:59:51Kind of

00:59:51Must have sifted down

00:59:52Through the crack

00:59:53No pun intended

00:59:54Ah

00:59:57Oh my

00:59:58There's a star for you

01:00:00Right there

01:00:01Now Randy Orton

01:00:02Has a beat of

01:00:03Kurt Angle

01:00:04At Midgeons

01:00:04With the help of

01:00:06An exposed

01:00:06Turnbuckle

01:00:07Is this stuff

01:00:09Flammable up there

01:00:09Can it hit it on fire

01:00:10Huge

01:00:12This is not

01:00:15Flaxman's

01:00:15We're talking about

01:00:16We're talking about

01:00:17Solid

01:00:18Human

01:00:18Base

01:00:19We can see what people

01:00:21Have for lunch

01:00:22We can see what people have for lunch

01:00:22What do you guys say in

01:00:23In Oklahoma

01:00:24Panewer happens

01:00:25Panewer happens

01:00:26Holy Chautauqua

01:00:28Randy Orton

01:00:31And Kane

01:00:32And Kane looking to rebound

01:00:34From last night

01:00:35Orton looking to build

01:00:37From last night

01:00:38Kane looks to be a

01:00:42Very troubled man

01:00:44And that's

01:00:45Maybe not a revelation

01:00:47But we all thought

01:00:49After May 19th

01:00:50The team was

01:00:51Maybe getting a little bit

01:00:52I don't know

01:00:54Sane maybe

01:00:56Yeah

01:00:56And then maybe not

01:01:02Let's face

01:01:04Well we've got the 82nd

01:01:06Airborne here at ringside

01:01:08Or we may need them

01:01:09We may need them here tonight

01:01:10Before this night

01:01:11Is all said and done

01:01:12Kane and Randy Orton

01:01:13Locking up

01:01:14One fall match

01:01:15Here on Monday night

01:01:16Raw

01:01:16Jim Ross

01:01:17Jerry the King Lawler

01:01:18Live from

01:01:19Fayetteville, North Carolina

01:01:21It has felt like

01:01:22Oh

01:01:23Fayette Nam here

01:01:24As they call it

01:01:25Man

01:01:27What a shot

01:01:27From Kane

01:01:28Won't take many of those

01:01:30For me to change my mind

01:01:32Or my professional

01:01:32Randy Orton

01:01:34Drop kicking Kane

01:01:35Right in the patella

01:01:37That's for us

01:01:38Rednecks and he can

01:01:39You know that Randy Orton

01:01:41Didn't come into this match

01:01:42Without a game plan

01:01:43And I think he just

01:01:44Showed it to us early on

01:01:45Take that big red machine

01:01:47Off his feet

01:01:48And keep him down

01:01:48Because if you don't

01:01:51So what's your game plan

01:01:52If you have done

01:01:53Or the wreck in the eyes

01:01:55Standing drop kick

01:01:56On the near 7 footer

01:01:58There's a hook to the leg

01:01:59And a kick out by Kane

01:02:01If you don't keep Kane grounded

01:02:07You don't have much of a chance

01:02:08You don't need him up right

01:02:10And certainly Kane

01:02:11And the imposter Kane

01:02:12Last night

01:02:13Hooking it up

01:02:14And as we said

01:02:15It did not go

01:02:16This man Kane's way

01:02:18And Kane holds the tower

01:02:19And Randy Orton

01:02:20Orton

01:02:21Now Orton gets grounded

01:02:25Thanks to Kane's big

01:02:26What size foot is that?

01:02:27Another 16

01:02:28How do you lock that clothesline?

01:02:32How do you lock me now?

01:02:34And he's on the train for you

01:02:36No he's not

01:02:36Playing a little possum I think

01:02:38First elbow

01:02:39We're looking for that work

01:02:40Hey oh

01:02:40Won't find it here

01:02:42Sidewalk slam

01:02:43Or maybe a gravel road slam

01:02:48All right

01:02:49Be more appropriate

01:02:50Kane climbing up to the top

01:02:53Well

01:02:55Which is where they're all

01:02:56Gravity happens

01:02:57And Kane scores for that clothesline

01:03:00Could be over right here

01:03:02Kane go up for the pin

01:03:03Well that big

01:03:04You come down with authority

01:03:05But

01:03:06Watching the grip line

01:03:11And

01:03:11The music

01:03:13But afraid of this

01:03:17There is Kane

01:03:18The imposter

01:03:19Kane

01:03:19The man that beat Kane

01:03:21And vengeance

01:03:22A man that Kane said

01:03:24He knew

01:03:25From Kane's

01:03:26We think childhood

01:03:27A man that

01:03:31We said that

01:03:32The king was

01:03:33Maybe intimidated

01:03:35Or afraid of

01:03:36Well we talked to Kane

01:03:37Last week

01:03:37Whoever he is

01:03:38He has no business

01:03:39Being here now

01:03:40Whoa

01:03:40What a shot

01:03:41From Kane

01:03:42And Kane

01:03:43Assaulting the masked man

01:03:46And Kane's got a match

01:03:50On his hand

01:03:50Here with Randy Orton

01:03:52Kane's got all he can say

01:03:53Race over

01:03:54With Randy Orton

01:03:56I believe that Kane

01:03:57Is going to try to finish

01:03:57This match

01:03:58With that

01:03:58That impersonator

01:04:00Right there

01:04:01At ringside

01:04:01It's not a good idea

01:04:02If you had to be

01:04:03Look out

01:04:03It could be a tombstone

01:04:05Or a choke slam away

01:04:06Back again

01:04:07Imposter Kane

01:04:08Knocked off the apron

01:04:10Kane's got double duty here

01:04:12Look out

01:04:13RKO

01:04:14The RKO

01:04:16Is beat Kurt Angle

01:04:18And Orton beat Kane

01:04:20With it

01:04:20Here is your winner

01:04:24Randy Orton

01:04:26You can't be unfocused

01:04:27You can't take your eye

01:04:28On the ball

01:04:29Not for a second

01:04:29When you're in the ring

01:04:30With Randy Orton

01:04:31And thanks to this

01:04:32Impersonator

01:04:33That's an impersonator

01:04:33That's an imposter

01:04:34Out here

01:04:34Kane did just that

01:04:36Took his eye out for it

01:04:37For one second

01:04:37Oh look out now

01:04:39And now what

01:04:40Yeah we're getting a very impressive victory

01:04:43He's a very impressive athlete

01:04:45But now what

01:04:46This is not

01:04:49Sci-fi

01:04:50That's tomorrow night

01:04:52With ECW

01:04:52Oh

01:04:53Kane up

01:04:55Kane said he knew

01:04:57Who this man was

01:04:59I wish he would

01:05:01Enlighten us

01:05:03Enlighten us

01:05:04Just a little bit

01:05:04As right

01:05:05Oh

01:05:06Toast man

01:05:07Oh my

01:05:08That was a slumber

01:05:11Not for him

01:05:12Toast man

01:05:13Let me tell you

01:05:13Oh my gosh

01:05:17Kane gonna go

01:05:17Toast

01:05:18Who said that Kane knew

01:05:20Who this man was

01:05:22And

01:05:22Was may be the key word

01:05:24There

01:05:24This guy may wake up tomorrow

01:05:25With a

01:05:26Tag on his toes

01:05:27Now the imposter Kane

01:05:32Not as imposing

01:05:34As we have seen him

01:05:36You hear this chance

01:05:36From the crowd

01:05:37They want to

01:05:37They want to see the face

01:05:39Of this

01:05:39This Kane impersonator

01:05:41They want Kane to take that mask off

01:05:43I'm not so sure

01:05:43We do quite frankly

01:05:45Knowing Kane's background

01:05:47And Kane

01:05:47Is whipping this mask man

01:05:50Like a government mule

01:05:52Up the steel ramp for him

01:05:54I think the intimidation

01:06:04That Kane has suffered

01:06:06At the hands of this

01:06:07Kane has popped up

01:06:08You gotta be kidding me

01:06:10Kane's already

01:06:11Toss slammed this man

01:06:12Twice in the ring

01:06:13That solid steel up there

01:06:15That's

01:06:16That's a steel stage

01:06:18Spine first on that steel

01:06:23The fire breathing

01:06:26Big red was seen

01:06:27Has just impacted

01:06:31This imposter Kane

01:06:33To levels we never even

01:06:35We never even dreamed of

01:06:37Well I don't know

01:06:38What went on in their past

01:06:39But Kane may have just

01:06:40Brought some closure

01:06:41To that situation

01:06:42Well Kane

01:06:44Maybe not

01:06:47That was Kane doing

01:06:49Where's Kane taking this man

01:06:52Where's Kane taking this man

01:06:54Kane

01:06:54We're alive here

01:06:58And Kane still dragging

01:07:00The imposter Kane

01:07:01Toward the back of the arena

01:07:03Here in Bayville, North Carolina

01:07:05Can't believe this

01:07:06Kane struck this individual

01:07:08Throughout the entire arena here

01:07:10I believe

01:07:12That this

01:07:13Is mine

01:07:15What do you say about that?

01:07:33Well folks in the

01:07:34In the shadow of Fort Bragg

01:07:36And the Pope Air Force Base

01:07:38We're in the

01:07:39Banbo, North Carolina King

01:07:41And there's the

01:07:42Brown arena that said

01:07:44Imposter, impersonator, whatever

01:07:46Just got tossed out

01:07:47The back door

01:07:48Oh trust me

01:07:49The eight finalists

01:07:50For the quarter million dollar

01:07:52WWE famous turn

01:07:53Let's see it right now

01:07:54The eight finalists

01:07:55The Miz is going to

01:07:58Announce the eight finalists now

01:08:00This is the hard part

01:08:03Let's get this bad boy started

01:08:06Think you made it?

01:08:09Well I'm sorry

01:08:10You're cut

01:08:12You're cut

01:08:13You all think she's in

01:08:16Aw

01:08:16Because I'm so sweet

01:08:17Well Jennifer

01:08:18Congratulations

01:08:19You made it

01:08:20People always say

01:08:22That I'm over the top

01:08:23Edgy

01:08:23Kind of crazy

01:08:24I'm a badass bitch

01:08:26You're in

01:08:27We were happy to have you

01:08:30With your heart

01:08:30We love you

01:08:31You are absolutely gorgeous

01:08:32Funniest twins I've ever met

01:08:33We loved your look

01:08:34We loved your attitude

01:08:35Breathtaking

01:08:35Unfortunately

01:08:36You're cut

01:08:37You're cut

01:08:38If I did make the top eight

01:08:41I'm going to put up

01:08:41A hell of a fight

01:08:42Well you better put up

01:08:43A hell of a fight

01:08:43Because you're in

01:08:44Brog

01:08:46A hell of a body bro

01:08:48Nothing scares me

01:08:49I had cancer when I was younger

01:08:51I have lived on the streets

01:08:52I have had absolutely nothing

01:08:54I think you're going to do

01:08:54An amazing job in this business

01:08:56But unfortunately

01:08:58You're cut

01:08:58Oh my god

01:09:00It's the story of my life

01:09:04Who wants to go next?

01:09:07Jennifer

01:09:08You're gorgeous

01:09:09You're very articulate

01:09:10Smart

01:09:10Congratulations

01:09:11You made it

01:09:12You wonder who else impressed me?

01:09:14Amy

01:09:14You're in

01:09:15Wow your body's incredible

01:09:20You have a great body

01:09:21Yes I do

01:09:22I'm the pick of the litter

01:09:23Five left

01:09:24Two spots

01:09:25You done crying?

01:09:26I'm going to cry

01:09:27Are you going to cry more you think?

01:09:28Oh my gosh

01:09:29I would cry

01:09:29You made it

01:09:32Good job

01:09:33You're a hot teacher

01:09:35I have to tell you

01:09:35Unfortunately you are cut

01:09:37Last time I got the first ultimate

01:09:40I'm here to show you

01:09:41I'm the girl

01:09:42I don't think I'm going to see anything else

01:09:44We're to the finals

01:09:46Of the WWE News Awards

01:09:48JR I believe in love at first sight

01:09:55And love at first opportunity

01:09:56I just fell in love eight times

01:09:58And those beautiful divas

01:09:59The eight finalists

01:10:00Are going to be here on Raw very soon

01:10:02And our congratulations to all the ladies

01:10:03That have made it the eight finalists

01:10:05A chance to win

01:10:05A quarter million dollars

01:10:07And they'll be appearing here on Raw

01:10:09In the upcoming weeks

01:10:10Now ladies and gentlemen

01:10:11Still to come here tonight

01:10:12A huge main event

01:10:13For the WWE title

01:10:15John Cena gets his rematch

01:10:17John Cena gets his rematch

01:10:17To take on Rob Van Dam

01:10:19Here's how Cena lost the title

01:10:21Surrounded by controversy

01:10:23It is a true injustice

01:10:29That Raw Van Dam is perhaps the greatest wrestler

01:10:33Never to hold a world championship

01:10:36John Cena must feel like a Christian

01:10:42Thrown to the lions

01:10:43What the hell is that?

01:10:44What the hell is that?

01:10:47What the hell was that?

01:10:48Oh

01:10:48Come on Rob

01:11:02Go with Raw

01:11:03Kill

01:11:03Capitalize

01:11:04We'll take it

01:11:05Van Dam up top

01:11:06We need a roof out

01:11:07And go

01:11:08Wake him up

01:11:10We need a

01:11:13What the

01:11:13Hey man

01:11:14What the

01:11:14Cover

01:11:15What the

01:11:16Hell

01:11:16I guess

01:11:19Alright

01:11:19I will never

01:11:22Ever

01:11:22Forget this

01:11:24Night

01:11:24Needle

01:11:25Lovey D

01:11:26Rob Van Dam

01:11:29Celebrating

01:11:30With the

01:11:31ECW

01:11:32Faithful

01:11:32Rob Van Dam

01:11:34Finally

01:11:35Pulled off

01:11:36The big one

01:11:37Rob Van Dam

01:11:39It's a new chance

01:11:41ECU

01:11:43ECU

01:11:44Well one of these superstars is going to have another unforgettable night

01:11:50Tonight

01:11:51John Cena

01:11:52Facing Rob Van Dam

01:11:54For the WWE Championship

01:11:56Get on

01:11:57It doesn't get any bigger than this

01:11:58All the marbles are on the line

01:12:00And that big match

01:12:01Is coming up next

01:12:02No I can't

01:12:07I don't know where that goes Robby

01:12:09We're the Highlanders

01:12:14I'm Rory McAllister

01:12:16This here's my cousin Robby

01:12:18I'm Robby

01:12:19Aye

01:12:21Now since he's coming to America

01:12:23From our homeland of Scotland

01:12:25Two weeks ago

01:12:26Robby and myself

01:12:28Have been travelling

01:12:29All over

01:12:30In preparation for our debut

01:12:32In the WWE

01:12:34Now you see

01:12:36Back in the Scottish Highlands

01:12:38Trying to find a toilet

01:12:40Hard enough

01:12:41Finding one

01:12:43That comes straight out of all

01:12:45Impossible

01:12:46Rory

01:12:48There's no place to sit down

01:12:50How do Americans go

01:12:52You know

01:12:53Robby

01:12:54Americans

01:12:55Always on the go

01:12:56Always on the go

01:12:57If they've got business to take care of

01:12:59They do it

01:13:00Standing up

01:13:02Standing up

01:13:03Aye

01:13:03I get a try

01:13:04Oh

01:13:09That's something a bit cold

01:13:11What are you guys doing?

01:13:15Are you high?

01:13:16No

01:13:16No we're not high

01:13:18We're the Highlanders

01:13:20And we're coming up under me

01:13:22Oh

01:13:24Oh

01:13:25Oh

01:13:26What are you guys doing?

01:13:29Hey

01:13:30How are you?

01:13:30Hi

01:13:31Yeah

01:13:31Chelly woolly

01:13:32Hi

01:13:32Hey

01:13:33F us

01:13:34We are back live here on Monday Night Raw

01:13:45The WWE title

01:13:48Is about to be decided

01:13:50In the long awaited

01:13:52In my view

01:13:53Rematch for John Cena

01:13:55But you gotta hand it for Rob Van Dam

01:13:57For stepping up

01:13:58And making this match possible

01:14:00It doesn't get any bigger than this

01:14:02Like he says

01:14:04John Cena's been chomping at the bit

01:14:06He feels like that's his title

01:14:07Well

01:14:09Some say

01:14:14The ECW rules

01:14:16Coach

01:14:17John Cena

01:14:18To be robbed in the title

01:14:19Paul Heyman

01:14:19Give it the count out

01:14:20What'd you say last night

01:14:21About Paul Heyman?

01:14:23Well

01:14:23I know he's an evil genius

01:14:24But I said he was the

01:14:26He was a caper sore

01:14:27On the lips of life

01:14:29And Heyman

01:14:30Tried to

01:14:31Talk his way into

01:14:32Being at rinkside

01:14:33With Rob Van Dam

01:14:34Tonight

01:14:35Because Van Dam

01:14:36Is the face of ECW

01:14:38Well he also tried to

01:14:39Talk Rob out of this match

01:14:40Van Dam's a gamer

01:14:42He's ready to go

01:14:44And so is a challenger

01:14:46Here is a man

01:15:07John Cena

01:15:08That took 24 hours a goal

01:15:11In an extreme rules

01:15:13Lumberjack match

01:15:15And that's surrounded by

01:15:16ECW and WWE competitors

01:15:19John Cena

01:15:21Made the incomparable

01:15:23Homicidal

01:15:24Suicidal

01:15:25Genocidal

01:15:26Sabu

01:15:27Half

01:15:28Out

01:15:28Yes it is

01:15:29What a match that was

01:15:31Cena pacing

01:15:36Like an animal

01:15:37Rob Van Dam

01:15:39Is ready to go

01:15:40To an overrun style

01:15:42About to clash

01:15:43And you mentioned

01:15:44The battle

01:15:45And Cena

01:15:45Had with

01:15:46Sabu

01:15:46Last night

01:15:47Don't forget

01:15:47The class that

01:15:48Well then

01:15:49Rob Van Dam

01:15:50Had with Ed

01:15:51They beat the hell

01:15:52Out of each other

01:15:52The bomb wing contest

01:15:56Is scheduled for one fall

01:15:57And it is for the

01:15:58WWE Championship

01:16:01Introducing the challenger

01:16:03From West Newberry

01:16:04Massachusetts

01:16:05Weighing in at

01:16:06248 pounds

01:16:08John Cena

01:16:10And representing ECW

01:16:15From Battle Creek

01:16:16Michigan

01:16:17Weighing in at

01:16:18230 pounds

01:16:19He is the champion

01:16:21Rob Van Dam

01:16:24Certainly a chorus

01:16:27Of mixed reactions

01:16:29From both of these

01:16:30Controversial superstars

01:16:32But that's what it's all about

01:16:33The coveted WWE title

01:16:36I don't think either one

01:16:37Of these guys are worrying

01:16:38About the reaction

01:16:39They're getting from the fans

01:16:40Right now

01:16:40They're not out here

01:16:41For a popularity contest

01:16:43They're out here

01:16:44To see who is going to be

01:16:45The champ

01:16:45Referee Mike

01:16:48Kiyotic

01:16:49Assigned this main event

01:16:51Contest

01:16:51For the WWE title

01:16:53You're seeing it live

01:16:54As it happens

01:16:55Here tonight on Raw

01:16:57Bell sounds

01:16:58And here we go

01:16:59This is going to be good

01:17:00Folks thank you for

01:17:02Inbiding us into your home

01:17:03This is the reward

01:17:05The main event

01:17:05And the first blow struck

01:17:07By John Cena

01:17:08The scoop slam

01:17:09And the reverse elbow

01:17:10Both men as we said

01:17:12With an orthodox style

01:17:13Look at that fun hit rock

01:17:15The left hook

01:17:15Cena going

01:17:16Cena got a near fall

01:17:18The first throw of the contest

01:17:19One fall match

01:17:22WWE title

01:17:23The educated beat

01:17:25RBD just caught Cena

01:17:27Wide open

01:17:28Right in the face

01:17:29Knocking the challenger down

01:17:31That could have been a TKO

01:17:32Right there

01:17:33Cena gets to go

01:17:34Oh my god

01:17:35The three

01:17:36And down on the top

01:17:38In the high risk area

01:17:40And Cena made him pay

01:17:41The WWE champion

01:17:43Is in trouble

01:17:44King

01:17:45Big time trouble

01:17:46For the title

01:17:47On the line

01:17:48Still to come

01:17:49We are back live

01:17:51Here on Monday Night Raw

01:17:52WWE title

01:17:53Is on the line

01:17:54And the challenger

01:17:55John Cena

01:17:56Has control

01:17:57Of the champion

01:17:57Rob Van Dam

01:17:59A one fall match

01:18:00You're singing live

01:18:02Here on Monday Night Raw

01:18:03Well we heard

01:18:04John Cena say

01:18:05Before this match

01:18:05And he was bigger

01:18:06Stronger and more focused

01:18:07Than ever

01:18:08For tonight's match

01:18:09And he is showing it to us

01:18:10Let's take him back

01:18:12And show you what happened

01:18:13Before the break

01:18:13Rob Van Dam

01:18:14Crashing

01:18:15And burning

01:18:16Thanks to John Cena

01:18:17Look at that

01:18:18And look at that

01:18:18Oh the impact

01:18:19And then during the break

01:18:22Listen to this

01:18:23Bam

01:18:24That's a clothesline

01:18:25A smash mouth

01:18:27Clothesline

01:18:28But somehow

01:18:29The resilient

01:18:30Rob Van Dam

01:18:31Refuses to stay down

01:18:33And Van Dam

01:18:34Fights his way back up

01:18:35It's all for the

01:18:36WWE championship

01:18:38But Cena

01:18:39Has certainly taken it to

01:18:40Rob Van Dam

01:18:41Just like he said

01:18:42He was gonna do

01:18:42And Van Dam

01:18:43Uses his feet

01:18:45As well as

01:18:46Many men

01:18:47Use their fists

01:18:48Maybe better

01:18:49And certainly

01:18:50With more power

01:18:51For that leg strength

01:18:53And now Van Dam

01:18:54Representing ECW

01:18:56It has the opportunity here

01:18:58And you can bet

01:18:59That somewhere

01:19:00That

01:19:01Worm

01:19:02Paul Heyman

01:19:02And all those other

01:19:03Extremely crappy

01:19:05Extremists

01:19:05Are watching this match

01:19:06Right now

01:19:07Yeah

01:19:07Oh look

01:19:08Oh baby

01:19:10Cena blocks

01:19:11The turnbuckle

01:19:12Counters

01:19:13Van Dam

01:19:14Eating top

01:19:15Turnbuckle

01:19:15And it can't taste good

01:19:17And look at these two men

01:19:19How

01:19:19This is such a physical match

01:19:21You can feel the intensity

01:19:22You can feel the desire

01:19:24To win this match

01:19:25The shots

01:19:26And Cena

01:19:27Petering

01:19:28Oh no

01:19:29Oh my god

01:19:31Cena

01:19:31Knocked all the way

01:19:33Off the second row

01:19:34All the way to the floor

01:19:35Kicked all the way

01:19:36Off the second row

01:19:37Those damn

01:19:38Educated feet

01:19:40Of

01:19:40Rob Van Dam

01:19:41Cena's eyes

01:19:42Are glazed over

01:19:44Van Dam

01:19:45With a smash

01:19:46By count out

01:19:47Can John Cena

01:19:48Resume

01:19:49Can we see that

01:19:51One more time

01:19:52Watch this kick

01:19:52Oh

01:19:53In the side of the head

01:19:54And hop

01:19:55On the temple

01:19:55And Cena

01:19:56Van Dam

01:19:57With a moonsault

01:19:59To the outside

01:19:59My god

01:20:00How suicidal

01:20:01Is Rob Van Dam

01:20:03Taking a chance like that

01:20:05The WWE tension

01:20:07With amazing hang time

01:20:10With amazing risk

01:20:12Leaping off the top turnbuckle

01:20:14With a moonsault

01:20:15Right in Cena's face

01:20:17Well that's why

01:20:18Over in ECW

01:20:19He's known as the

01:20:20The whole epic show

01:20:21Because the ECW fans

01:20:22Killed it

01:20:23To see it

01:20:25Rob Van Dam

01:20:25Is worth the price

01:20:26Of admission

01:20:26He's got it right there

01:20:28Cena's in trouble

01:20:28Look at it

01:20:29Don't come on

01:20:31Moonsaults

01:20:31And call a project

01:20:32It's devastation

01:20:33And Cena's in trouble

01:20:35A leg drop

01:20:36A leg drop

01:20:37Cena's got the

01:20:38Cena's got a server up

01:20:39Come on

01:20:40I thought Van Dam

01:20:42Had it right there

01:20:43King

01:20:43Now get back in the ring

01:20:46This is not

01:20:47ECW

01:20:48We gotta run

01:20:48Wait a minute

01:20:49This is not

01:20:50ECW

01:20:51Rob

01:20:52Put that chair away

01:20:54Let's not

01:20:57This is down

01:20:57A no disqualification

01:20:59And finally

01:21:00The fans here

01:21:00Showing their disapproval

01:21:02Of this ECW style

01:21:04My kid

01:21:04Trying to unarm Van Dam

01:21:06Van Dam

01:21:07Get disqualified

01:21:07Jesus

01:21:09John Cena

01:21:11The challenger

01:21:12Hurry get on

01:21:13Here

01:21:13Cena

01:21:14Looking

01:21:15John Cena

01:21:16On fire

01:21:17Come on

01:21:18Cena

01:21:18The WWE

01:21:19Tie my stake

01:21:20King

01:21:20Look at this

01:21:21That's it

01:21:22High impact slam

01:21:24Cena

01:21:26Feels it

01:21:27Can you feel it

01:21:28At home

01:21:28Look at

01:21:29Feel it

01:21:29Here

01:21:30Well

01:21:32Rob

01:21:32Man

01:21:32Can't see it

01:21:33But he's about

01:21:34To feel it

01:21:35I can assure you

01:21:36The five

01:21:36Knuckles

01:21:37Cena

01:21:40Stuck

01:21:40Pulser

01:21:41To becoming

01:21:41The WWE

01:21:42Champion

01:21:43We know

01:21:44What's coming

01:21:45Xbox

01:21:45But salute

01:21:46And the

01:21:48FU

01:21:48Van Dam

01:21:51Counters

01:21:51Last move

01:21:52By Van Dam

01:21:53Van Dam

01:21:54A windmill kick

01:21:55And brace

01:21:56Just took Cena

01:21:57Right out of the momentum

01:21:59And here we go

01:22:00Again

01:22:01Are we starting

01:22:02Back at square one

01:22:03Oh man

01:22:04John Cena

01:22:04Had this thing

01:22:05One

01:22:05Cena

01:22:07So much momentum

01:22:08He's got this

01:22:09He's got this

01:22:09Again

01:22:10From Rob Van Dam

01:22:11A windmill kick

01:22:13Not locked

01:22:13Them through

01:22:14But he'll watch

01:22:15The Cena's face

01:22:15How many times

01:22:16Have those kicks

01:22:17Saved Van Dam

01:22:18Both men

01:22:20As we said

01:22:21There's so much

01:22:22Dependent fire

01:22:23He's got to admire

01:22:24Both these guys

01:22:25For the drive

01:22:26They have

01:22:26Look at all these fans

01:22:28They're on their feet

01:22:28It doesn't matter

01:22:30Who they admire

01:22:30They admire

01:22:31The tenacity

01:22:32Of both of these

01:22:33Stars in this match

01:22:33Look at him

01:22:34Another

01:22:34Another forearm

01:22:37Right there

01:22:37Will the WWE

01:22:39Championship

01:22:40Finally come home

01:22:41To Raw

01:22:42Oh

01:22:42Another round

01:22:44Out of nowhere

01:22:45Rob Van Dam

01:22:46Can hit you with that

01:22:47And change the whole

01:22:47Compensation

01:22:48Of the match

01:22:48Van Dam

01:22:49Van Dam's got the momentum

01:22:49The WWE Champion

01:22:51Building room

01:22:51In him again

01:22:52Now the

01:22:53Moodle

01:22:53Got the pendulum

01:22:54Swung back to Van Dam

01:22:56Buck

01:22:57Cena

01:23:01Oh my god

01:23:05How did John Cena kick out

01:23:08Of that perfectly executed

01:23:10German Suplex

01:23:11With that bridge

01:23:12How close was that

01:23:13I'm telling you

01:23:14Van Dam

01:23:15Can't believe

01:23:15That John Cena

01:23:16Is still in this thing

01:23:17Uh oh

01:23:18This does not look good

01:23:20We know what's coming in there

01:23:22Van Dam

01:23:23That's good looking

01:23:24Lose hop

01:23:25That should do it

01:23:26He's got

01:23:27No

01:23:28No

01:23:29Cena kicked out

01:23:30Man you don't see

01:23:33Mini kick out

01:23:34And that's split-legged

01:23:35Moonsault

01:23:35Cena wants this

01:23:37So bad

01:23:38Van Dam

01:23:42Trying to

01:23:42Get away

01:23:43With Cena

01:23:43But couldn't

01:23:44There's a cover

01:23:45Got him

01:23:46No

01:23:47Van Dam

01:23:48Frantically

01:23:49Frantically

01:23:50Getting his right shoulder

01:23:51Off the canvas

01:23:52Come on John

01:23:53As the referee's hand

01:23:54Was coming down

01:23:55For three

01:23:55Stay focused

01:23:56You're doing it for Raw

01:23:57Come on John

01:23:58Cena the blessing of Cow

01:24:00Oh man

01:24:01That's an account away

01:24:02From winning it

01:24:03Van Dam

01:24:04Look at him

01:24:04Oh what the face

01:24:06From the foot

01:24:07From the top rope

01:24:08Oh no

01:24:10Oh my god

01:24:11Van Dam

01:24:11Little froggy

01:24:12Oh wait a minute

01:24:13John Cena thankfully

01:24:14Rolling out of the way

01:24:15For that

01:24:15Five star frog splash

01:24:17Look at him

01:24:17Start moved by Cena

01:24:18No

01:24:19Cena got the knees up

01:24:21Cena got the knees up

01:24:22That rolling thunder

01:24:24Took too long

01:24:24To develop

01:24:25Cena read it

01:24:26Cena

01:24:27Had that one scouted

01:24:28He had a feel for it

01:24:29He's up and knees up

01:24:30Here we go

01:24:31The FFU

01:24:33The FFU

01:24:34But that's not all

01:24:37Nobody gets out of this

01:24:38He got it

01:24:39Van Dam will tap

01:24:41Van Dam will tap

01:24:42Nobody gets out of this

01:24:44TFU

01:24:45Sanbu tap

01:24:46Van Dam will tap

01:24:48Oh Van Dam

01:24:49Take it in

01:24:49But I gotta feel

01:24:50The pad

01:24:50He's gonna

01:24:51What the hell

01:24:54Is this

01:24:54Damaged

01:24:56What the hell

01:24:59Look at him

01:25:01Cena had a damn pot of water

01:25:03I swear to god he did

01:25:05Look at the lip on Edge's face

01:25:07I thought he laughed

01:25:09Look at him

01:25:10The Spirled Van Dam

01:25:11This Edge is sick

01:25:14Damn

01:25:18He's ruined

01:25:19Sons of

01:25:20W.W.E.

01:25:21Conor

01:25:21The Cosmo's ego

01:25:23And his selfishness

01:25:25I'll see you tomorrow

01:25:26RVD

01:25:28What a jerk

01:25:31What a jackass

01:25:32John

01:25:35Cena

01:25:35Nobody gets out of the STFU King

01:25:38You know it as well as I do

01:25:40John Cena has a title once

01:25:42And a damn Edge shows up

01:25:44Does a number on Cena

01:25:46And Rodman

01:25:46And he just told Rodman's end

01:25:48He see him tomorrow

01:25:49Is Edge leaving or not

01:25:52It's him tomorrow

01:25:53It doesn't mean Edge is going

01:25:55He's under or what

01:25:56All I know is Edge is

01:25:58Screw Cena again

01:26:00You dirty son of a

01:26:02Hey

01:26:02Out of the STFU King

01:26:03You

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