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EastEnders 3rd November 2025
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00:00Whoa!
00:27Here! No, not so fast, not so fast!
00:29So listen, I need all hands on deck for my engagement party, yeah?
00:32Because that girl in there, she ain't good for nothing.
00:35So, Denzel, I'm gonna need you on balloons.
00:38No, Denzel's got school, so I love you guys. Goodbye.
00:40OK, I'll allow you.
00:41I know I would love to, but I have to do a stock check.
00:44Now, I know it's your day off.
00:46Yes, but I... Soup kitchen.
00:48Yes, sadly, I am needed at the soup kitchen.
00:50All day.
00:51No, no, look in my eye, look in my eye!
00:53Wow, and you call yourself a woman of God?
00:55Aye, we don't need a huge fuss.
00:57What, I don't deserve a fuss?
00:59Ah!
01:00There she is, yes!
01:02The matron of honour!
01:04To serve my every whim with that complaint!
01:08Our mini break was lovely, Kim.
01:10Yeah?
01:11Thanks for asking.
01:12Oh!
01:13Oh, it's lovely, actually.
01:14It is!
01:15Yes!
01:16Thank you!
01:17You're welcome.
01:18Thank you!
01:19Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:20OK, so listen, we are gonna start early, OK?
01:23So the salon is closed, and the kids have a half day due to a family emergency, eh?
01:28Kim?
01:29Shhh!
01:30Shhh!
01:31Kim tried to shout a to-do list through the door while I was trying to shower.
01:43Thanks for taking me in last night.
01:45How was the sofa?
01:46Fine.
01:47Look, stay as long as you like.
01:49I don't think Yolanda would be very happy about that.
01:51Well, you're a friend in need.
01:53Just a friend, right?
01:55Cos I don't feel safe with the Vic.
01:58And I don't think I'm gonna feel safe until I know who's behind this.
02:01Like I said, you're safe with me.
02:04Thanks for keeping an eye on him.
02:06No problem.
02:07He's not Will.
02:08He's on a comedown.
02:10Well, and he's keeping an eye on the store for us, so...
02:14How bad is he?
02:17Oh, Nicola.
02:19Look, there's a green veggie shake thing in the fridge if he gets hungry.
02:24Don't let him out the door.
02:26And don't tell him where I've gone.
02:28I don't want him or Barney to know that Teddy's changed his plea to guilty.
02:32Not yet.
02:34Hey!
02:35Do you manage any sleep?
02:37What are you two doing now?
02:39Is it about my dad?
02:40No, no.
02:41I've got an appointment in town.
02:42There you go.
02:43Billy and Honey just said they'd help you out until you're feeling better.
02:48Babysit me.
02:50No thanks.
02:51Stop scratching.
02:53I'm barely holding it together, eh, love.
02:55Don't let me down.
02:57Thanks, guys.
02:59It's all right.
03:05I sent a photo to Anthony.
03:07Anthony?
03:08Why does he care?
03:09Well, he's checking with a patient who runs porn shops.
03:12But I seriously doubt I'll ever see that ring.
03:14So what are you saying then?
03:15Die?
03:16Spelled out on Christmassy lights?
03:18Apparently this stuff's been going on for a week, so...
03:21Who's behind it?
03:23My money's on, Winston.
03:25It's always the quiet one.
03:26I reckon he's some dodgy ex.
03:27Come on, what do you think?
03:28I think that it's a bit dark to be gossiping about it.
03:31I actually feel sorry for it.
03:33Well, that's no fun.
03:34Yes, well, neither is planning a christian.
03:37Huh?
03:38What are you going to offer me something I can't say no to?
03:42What was that?
03:43No, wait.
03:44That's not it.
03:45Basically, I want to be the godfather.
03:47Please.
03:48Jimmy, having you as moral guidance.
03:50Yeah.
03:51Talk about the blind leading...
03:52No.
03:53So, do you need help with anything?
03:55Because I honestly don't really...
03:57Nicola, how's Barney?
04:00Trying to help Teddy being away.
04:02I told you before.
04:03You don't need you.
04:04Sticking your nose in.
04:05Right?
04:06Nicola.
04:10One egg.
04:11One egg.
04:12A week.
04:13A fag.
04:14You running a bit late in there?
04:16Darling, just making sure you lot aren't too soft at the auditions.
04:19You reckon Julie's soft, do you?
04:21Hmm.
04:22I watched Tommy's tape.
04:24There might be potential, but you can't just rely on his looks.
04:28My mate Jessa swears you to spit at that lad from Titanic.
04:31I don't really care if you can act like him though.
04:34Right.
04:35We'd better clean up before your mum gets back, eh Phil?
04:38We're holding auditions today, Nigel, for your film.
04:42Julie's over there now, setting up.
04:44All we've got to do is turn up and just hope other people turn up or not.
04:48Right.
04:49Film.
04:50Right.
04:51Yes, I think that's going to be all right.
04:54It's a nice little contrast.
04:55Yeah.
04:56Blue, pink, green.
04:57How long she's staying then?
04:58As long as she wants.
05:00I saw Denise like the ring.
05:03A penny would love it.
05:06Amazing what teamwork can do.
05:09Yes.
05:10Oh, Kim, I hope I'm not overstepping, but I want to buy a crate of champagne to help the celebrations go off with a bang.
05:21Oh, that's nice.
05:22You'll have to do that.
05:23Oh, Howie, please.
05:24Let the man celebrate me.
05:25Thank you, Anthony.
05:26What was that about?
05:31All the little digs buying that champagne?
05:34It's just a little fun.
05:36Yeah, well, you won't be laughing when Zoe finds out about your restraining order, will you?
05:40You watch your mouth.
05:41Is everything all right?
05:43Oh.
05:44Howie's just a little, er, proud about accepting gifts.
05:48But I don't back down.
05:50What do you say?
05:52Well, that's all agreed.
05:56Er, I've got to get to surgery.
05:58And I should get back to the Vic, pick up the last of my bits.
06:01Well, thanks, Zoe.
06:02See ya.
06:03Thanks.
06:04See ya.
06:05Er, that looks good.
06:08Whatever beef you've got with Anthony, you need to squash it.
06:13Yes, he might be a tall, handsome, rich doctor.
06:17But you know what?
06:18You should be jealous.
06:19Because all I need is a good man.
06:22Yeah, and he ain't that.
06:24He ain't what?
06:25Just leave it, you know?
06:27No, no, not so fast, no.
06:29I mean, what's he done?
06:32Tell me what's going on.
06:38What makes a special teapot?
06:39It's the make, isn't it, as well?
06:40The make?
06:41The make?
06:42Now, that bloke is a liar.
06:44But I'm telling you, that teapot ain't the Clarence Cliff.
06:47Billy, the expert's just said it's real.
06:50Expert, yeah.
06:51Honey, are you telling me that you trust a man wearing a bow tie and pink trousers?
06:56Hmm.
06:57I'm in the trade, hon.
06:59Oh.
07:00What do you think, Hatch?
07:02Yeah.
07:04Yeah, okay.
07:05You heard from Richie yet?
07:07Um.
07:08No, no, no.
07:09Not yet.
07:10Why don't you have a little crispy?
07:11Yeah?
07:12Nice.
07:13Tell me about Lorna Bailey.
07:14So she's contemporary.
07:15Yeah.
07:16You know her work, yeah.
07:17Oh, Kojo's just texted me.
07:18I'll be back in, like, 15 minutes.
07:19No.
07:20You can't go.
07:21Oh, what?
07:22You think I'm going to go and score?
07:23Because I can't.
07:24I'm broke.
07:25I'm not sitting here and watching teapots.
07:26Listen, darling, we just want the best for you, that's all.
07:28What's best for me is not treating me like some kid.
07:31Your mum just wants you better.
07:33Surely that's what you want, and I want it.
07:34Come on, Harry.
07:35Sit down here with us.
07:36Watch a bit of telly.
07:37You'll be right as rain in no time.
07:38Won't he?
07:39Yeah, yeah.
07:40You're right.
07:41You're right, you're right.
07:42I'm sorry.
07:43I can't go.
07:44Yeah, I can't go.
07:45I'm sorry.
07:46I can't go.
07:47I'm sorry.
07:48I can't go.
07:49I can't go.
07:50I can't go.
07:51I can't go.
07:52I can't go.
07:53I can't go.
07:54Because I can't.
07:55I can't go.
07:56I can't go.
07:57I can't go.
07:58Because I can't, I'm broke.
07:59Yeah, you're right. I'm going to go get my head done, actually.
08:03Now, that is a good idea.
08:05Yeah, it's a good idea, though.
08:06Come on.
08:10All right?
08:11All right.
08:12See you in a bit?
08:13Yeah.
08:17Yeah, I hope he does get a bit of sleep before his mum gets home.
08:20Yeah.
08:22Yeah, Philly, do you think they may have run out then, too?
08:25It's funny you should mention that.
08:27Because Alfie's mate left-legged Larry.
08:30Well, he's got this conspiracy theory about him.
08:33I knew he was a wrong'un! And he lied to Patrick!
08:36I know it's bad, but...
08:38Like I said, you've got to keep this between us, yeah?
08:41Like hell, I will!
08:42Look, if his ex has got a restraining order on him, I mean, he could be dangerous!
08:46We don't know all the details.
08:47Well, I know that he lied. That's a detail. I'm going to tell him to sting his hook.
08:50Kim, Kim, wait.
08:53You're right.
08:54Yeah.
08:55But it's our engagement party.
08:57You know, this will devastate Patrick. You know that.
09:01Just for today, let's focus on us, yeah?
09:06For Patrick's sake.
09:08I'm going to do some work, yeah.
09:23You, er...
09:24You did stay at 11, didn't you?
09:26He'll be, yeah.
09:27Well, I ain't here now, are they?
09:29Did I do something wrong?
09:30What have I forgotten now?
09:32Nothing, sweetheart. You haven't done anything wrong.
09:35Look.
09:38Why don't we just leave it for today?
09:40Right, let's go and watch some nice telly.
09:42Right.
09:44Left arm in first, sweetheart.
09:46A bit caught, that's it.
09:48There you go.
09:49Sorry we're late, we got caught up in the cast.
09:52Oh.
09:53No worries.
09:54We didn't expect to see you.
09:55Well, my nan had, you know, so.
09:58I'd like to help.
09:59Plus, this film needs a bit of glamour and sizzle.
10:02We can't all contain our talents in the push-up bra, darling.
10:05Well, I don't envy you, Nigel.
10:07I happen to let them both down.
10:08Well, actually, I do.
10:10On that, Lexi says she wants you to film everything because, and I quote, she don't trust anyone else.
10:15Quite the script, right?
10:17Scary stuff.
10:18We're all so excited to get started on this.
10:21Yeah, yeah, so am I.
10:23Right.
10:24Um...
10:38Oh.
10:43Phil didn't tell me that you were about working.
10:47No, I'm not.
10:51I miss seeing you working in here.
10:55Who's...
10:56How are you holding up?
10:57How's things?
10:58Kwame says that we shouldn't hang out.
11:01Yeah, well, what does he know?
11:02I don't listen to him.
11:03He just want me to feel better.
11:06I'm going to see you at Fabrice later.
11:09Oh, yeah?
11:11That's great, mate.
11:14Well, look, I've got a shoot, but I'll see you around.
11:17Harry, could you put the money back, please, mate?
11:21I don't want to get into trouble.
11:27I'm out of work, you know.
11:28It was just something to tie me over.
11:33I'm not trying to get you in trouble, Coach.
11:35I'm sorry.
11:37You won't say nothing, will you?
11:40That's what you said before.
11:43Don't say nothing.
11:52Harry.
11:54Oh, Kat, listen, darling.
11:55Oh, sir.
11:56The salon for the day.
11:57I want mine, but I needed you set of nails.
11:58I've been chewing these old thing like dickers.
12:00You all right, Zoe?
12:01Listen, about last night, is it all right if I leave Minnie Moe here?
12:10Because if there's one more surprise arrival, I think Yolandi's going to go over the edge.
12:14Am I okay with Anthony?
12:15If he's too much, you know, just tell me.
12:16He's fine.
12:17I'm fine.
12:18Zoe, I didn't want this.
12:19The cat food's under the sink and just take care of her for me.
12:20The cat food's under the sink and just take care of her for me.
12:27Now, people with your Nan's condition can struggle with change, so perhaps when a routine gets calmer...
12:39No, it's not just that.
12:41Now, people with your Nan's condition can struggle with change, so perhaps when her
12:51routine gets calmer...
12:53No, it's not just that.
12:54If things don't improve, then encourage her to come and see me.
12:59But for now, it's back to school, I'm afraid.
13:01We don't have an appointment.
13:12I'm not sick.
13:14You are.
13:15You lied to Patrick.
13:17Your ex has a restraining order against you.
13:20Yes, that's right, I know.
13:23Harry told me not to say anything because of the engagement party, but you know what?
13:26I don't want her all over.
13:28You only heard her side.
13:29Now, Sophie, my ex, she's dangerous.
13:35She couldn't handle the break-up, so she's making up lies to keep me from my kids.
13:40And how do I know that to be true?
13:43Him?
13:44You know me.
13:45We're practically family.
13:46Now, I am the victim here.
13:49How are we, uh, telling anyone else?
13:54No.
13:55But why lie?
13:56I hoped I could sort it in court before breaking Dad's heart like mine was.
14:02Now, please, let me explain it to him.
14:06Gently.
14:10Listen, I want Patrick to enjoy the party.
14:13So, for his sake, I'll give you time.
14:16But the truth has to come out, Anthony.
14:19Oh, Kim.
14:21It better be important, you know, because I've got a party to organise.
14:27You're right.
14:31It can wait.
14:32Yes.
14:33I will give you the money tomorrow.
14:34I promise.
14:35Please.
14:36For God's sake.
14:37Oi.
14:38No respect, yeah?
14:40No, I was just...
14:41I...
14:42I didn't mean anything by it.
14:45You knew him?
14:47Yeah, a bit.
14:48Sounds about right.
14:50Keep coming in to see what people thought about my brother.
14:54Ain't much.
14:55Your brother.
14:57I'm so sorry.
14:58It's not your fault.
15:01Just got these from the printers.
15:03We're having the wait later if you wanted to come.
15:31I know how you knew him.
15:35He was your dealer, yeah?
15:38Ain't my business.
15:40Maybe take this as a sign to turn things around.
15:43For your family's sake.
15:45You don't want to end up like him.
16:00Do you think she knows who did it?
16:01Shh.
16:02Like I say to Louis, inside voice, please.
16:05Actually, make that to go.
16:07Why don't you come and join us?
16:09Trust me, I know what it's like to be the talk of the town.
16:12Tell me about it.
16:14Thanks.
16:15Now I have to stick on a smile and go to an engagement party,
16:18which I need like a hole in the head.
16:21Oh, tempting fate.
16:23I'll tell you what, why don't you hide out of mine?
16:26Get away from all of the gossiping.
16:28Thanks.
16:29You were allowed to help me with the kids, though.
16:30Oh, er, any luck with the ring?
16:37I could have some good news for you soon.
16:39Amazing.
16:40Oh, about the party.
16:45Yeah, if it's all right, I might have to leave it,
16:47because my head's all over the place today.
16:49Great minds think alike.
16:50It could be a bit much for you today.
16:53Plus, er, Howie's very stressed,
16:55so I'd steer clear if you see him.
16:57Anthony.
16:58You're weird.
16:59So, er, Howie's cracking up, is he?
17:09It's family business.
17:10Keep your nose out.
17:11Hey, you reckon you've got me all sussed, don't you, eh?
17:15Petty criminal who attacks old men.
17:17Missing anything?
17:18I wasn't cleaning your hair.
17:20There's a lot you're missing.
17:21No, I'm sorry.
17:23Sorry.
17:23Hey, serious.
17:25You go celebrate St Howie, yeah?
17:28He's never done anything wrong.
17:29What do you mean?
17:30What are you going to put...
17:30What do you mean by that?
17:34Oscar, what did Howie do?
17:41It's ain't going to work.
17:42What's the problem in there?
17:43Well, her being my wife, I mean,
17:44who is going to believe that we share a bed together?
17:46I mean, look, wouldn't I be better suited to someone like, er, Priya?
17:51Talk about horror, Phil.
17:53Talk about delusion.
17:54You are a spoiled mummy's boy stinking of chip fat and failure.
17:59Sharing a bed with him turns my stomach just to share a postcode.
18:02I shouldn't be here.
18:04Nigel.
18:05Nigel, I'm Priya, and, er, we're all here to audition for your film.
18:10Yeah, but, you know, we could do it another time, mate, if it's better.
18:12But if you'd like to stay, we promise that we'll keep it nice and calm.
18:15Well, the audition's for my film.
18:17That's right, sweetheart.
18:19It's Santa Claus, it's your script.
18:21And they're all here to audition.
18:24They're all here just for my film?
18:26Yes.
18:29We are really good friends.
18:32Go on, then.
18:34Burton and Tyler.
18:40He's definitely not upstairs.
18:41I told you, no!
18:42All right, that's a real nick.
18:43He might have found out about the plea here and gone to the court.
18:46Or he could be overdosing in a gutter somewhere.
18:49Billy, what have we done?
18:57That was horrible.
18:59Teddy was strong, though.
19:01He's going to be sentenced next week.
19:06Nicola.
19:06He lied to us, Nick.
19:11Oh, you've got to be kidding me!
19:13He lied to us.
19:17He lied to us.
19:18I lied to us.
19:19He lied to us today.
19:20He's not as fast as to擦ņem the assure of us.
19:22However, I told him that he knew that he weiss can do.
19:25But he told you so.
19:26He told a story about that.
19:27Well, when he told him we couldn't do things.
19:31He told him we should be told.
19:34We could be convinced that he died.
19:37We Finn and I knew that he had a lot of fun.
19:39What should I do?"
19:40what the hell
19:52no no no it's right Chelsea Chelsea let me out
19:56go home no Chelsea no I'm not leaving
19:58Chelsea let me out
20:00Chelsea
20:02I need some help here
20:06stop it
20:07oh Jack I said
20:09what's the problem you sent me red
20:11yeah yeah
20:14look at you you look amazing
20:22naturally naturally
20:23out of breath
20:26so um you're not here yet then
20:28um don't let him ruin the party
20:30we're um we'll put all that to bed
20:32for now anyway
20:33have all
20:36um you know in our marriage
20:39yeah we need to trust
20:41each other and forgive each other
20:44if one of the other
20:46accidentally
20:47um
20:48breaks that trust
20:50I had a go at Annie
20:55you promised
20:56I know I know but I needed to hear it from the horse's mouth
20:59and what did he say
21:01oh that he's a victim and she's you know twisting everything
21:04and that's it
21:06yeah what else does it say
21:07thank you
21:08the twins washed them up so I'd give them another once over if I was you
21:19Zoe was in earlier
21:21she couldn't even look at me
21:22she'll be fine
21:24some of us have got bigger things to worry about
21:26Anna sent this from Bangkok
21:28you'll miss her
21:29I will too
21:30I'm looking for Harry has anyone seen him
21:33I saw him in the garage earlier
21:34and
21:35come on
21:36and nothing
21:37Harry's capable of looking after himself
21:40hello
21:41I'm coming now
21:43take no notice
21:46horrible woman
21:47you're right
21:47I can't tell my favourites about her
21:49first therapy session
21:51first day back at work
21:53proud of him
21:53that's good
21:58going to therapy
21:59what's that
22:02well I'm just making sure Ricky knows what time to feed Charlie
22:05we've always been on top of that why is that an issue now
22:08because Lily
22:09it is left up to me to do all the worrying
22:11I get that you're stressed
22:13but
22:15I really think talking to someone could help
22:17Dr Truman said
22:18Dr Truman
22:19you've been talking about me behind my back
22:22so why don't you tell Kim
22:27I was humiliated over a very private issue at my place of work today
22:34so when it comes to your secret
22:37why shouldn't we have an audience
22:40fine
22:42do it
22:43I reckon Kim will forgive me for finding her ring
22:47but it isn't just a ring is it
22:50you blackmailed Oscar
22:52after he attacked my dad
22:54nobody is going to forgive that
22:59and here's the show of pain
23:03is that so good?
23:05yeah
23:05do you know
23:09I think I'll raise a toast to the happy couple later
23:12you called my mum
23:27I ain't getting blamed for an empty safe
23:29sorry Nicola I've got to go
23:31yeah of course love
23:33thanks for calling me
23:33yeah worries
23:34seriously
23:37stealing from me
23:39I know what that's for
23:41no Harry
23:42I am not letting you take any more of that stuff
23:45do you know who I saw today?
23:47Oki's sister
23:48she invited me to his funeral
23:51yeah
23:52me
23:53imagine that
23:55if only she knew eh
23:57well she don't
23:58and it ain't for you to worry about
24:00it ain't for me to worry about
24:02see I knew you'd say that
24:04I knew it
24:05how do you do it?
24:07how do you live
24:07like everything's fine
24:09after what you did to Shireen?
24:11tell me
24:11tell me
24:13how do I not
24:14lie awake at night
24:15terrified
24:16to shut my eyes
24:17because every time I do
24:18I just see
24:19his face
24:21and tell me
24:21how do I live with myself
24:23knowing that I crossed a line
24:24that I could never take back
24:25yeah
24:26it might not be eating you
24:27but it is
24:28eating
24:29me
24:30help me with that
24:32no you can't
24:34can you?
24:35because you haven't got a soul
24:37we both know
24:40there's only one thing
24:41that can help me
24:42Kim
24:49Kim I need to work
24:50yeah hold on
24:51right I've got to go to work
24:52look
24:53take care of Denise
24:54yeah
24:54make sure she gets back by some
24:55Sunwise
24:56Sunwise do me a favour
24:57that's when we get our third win
24:58alright come on now
24:59we need some photos
25:00yeah
25:01come on
25:01come on
25:01photos
25:02photos
25:02photos
25:02photos
25:03obviously I've narrowed it down to
25:05a few tuxes
25:06so
25:07what are you thinking?
25:08what are you saying?
25:09well I can tell you're excited
25:10my mum
25:13just dumped me
25:14on that doorstep
25:15when I hardly knew my dad
25:16and I look at us all now
25:18and we are
25:20such a proper
25:21and solid family
25:22I'm happy for you
25:24but a bright
25:25orange tux
25:27that's great
25:28you're just a hater man
25:30Kim
25:30yo Kim
25:31Kim
25:31come on
25:32I've never seen that boy happier
25:36or your father
25:38we've had a lot of trails
25:40and tribulations
25:40in this family
25:41but this
25:42this is our reward
25:44Lord knows we deserve it
25:47Lord knows we deserve it
25:47Lord knows we deserve it
25:51I thought I'd raise a toast
26:05I'd like to thank you all
26:10actually
26:11I was touched
26:14to come home
26:15and see my dad
26:16has been
26:18so loved
26:19and cared for
26:20that's why I was saddened
26:24saddened
26:27to realise
26:28how
26:34much
26:35I'd
26:35missed out on
26:37but
26:41here's to the future
26:43and to
26:45Kim
26:45and Howie
26:47Kim and Howie
26:48love to ask
26:49hey
26:50you okay
26:51yeah nothing to worry about
26:52thanks
26:52well
26:53longer to your
26:54making speeches
26:56sit down
26:57you're drunk
26:57no me not
26:58I'm drunk man
26:59hey
26:59come on
27:01hey
27:01thank you Anthony
27:03it's so good
27:06to have me son
27:07back home
27:08but as you said
27:10I'm surrounded by
27:12by my family
27:14and Howie
27:17you
27:17you're like a son
27:19to me
27:20you know
27:20humble
27:22kind
27:23hey
27:24listen up
27:26none of us
27:27a million
27:28but with the love
27:30of a
27:31good woman
27:32and proud children
27:34at your side
27:35man
27:35you are the
27:36richest man
27:38in
27:39Walford
27:40to Kim
27:43and Howie
27:45rubbish
27:46like a son
27:49to you
27:49like a son
27:51what's going on
27:52he knew who
27:54attacked you
27:54dad
27:55he blackmailed
27:56Oscar
27:57and Lauren
27:58and kept
27:59the money
27:59for himself
28:00he didn't care about you
28:01he only cared about
28:02milking it for all it's worth
28:03oh and Kim
28:04that ring
28:05it's stolen
28:06he stole it
28:07what
28:07this
28:08humble delivery man
28:10you all so
28:10worship
28:11is nothing but a
28:12blackmailing
28:13two-faced
28:14thieving
28:14little weasel
28:15cheers
28:19brilliant fun with the boys
28:31back in the day
28:32the awesome
28:33top gear
28:33Vietnam special road trip
28:35over on BBC3 now
28:36getting deep into the heads
28:38of celebrities
28:39Joe Marlow
28:40will see you now
28:41listen as he debuts
28:42his new podcast
28:43on South
28:44you
28:57you
28:58you
28:59you
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