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Eastenders 30th November 2025
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,Eastenders 01st November 2025
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00:00A little break from Beale Burrow agrees with you, babe.
00:03Yeah.
00:05Speaking of Beales,
00:06you're gonna tell him that you were my wingwoman today?
00:10I don't think he'd take it as well as I took his burlesque bestie.
00:14Yeah, if it was my bloke, I'd have choked her with her nipple tassels.
00:18But you're just not the jealous type.
00:20I mean, I have been.
00:21Just once or twice.
00:24Just not with the person you want to marry.
00:27I reckon me and Peter, we'll probably end up being one of them couples, you know,
00:32that just stay engaged forever.
00:34And I'm all right with that. It's just a piece of paper, isn't it?
00:37I mean, we're happy the way we are.
00:39Maybe it is a good thing.
00:41You know, you feel safe with him.
00:44You don't feel like you need to fight women away.
00:47You don't need to get married.
00:48You're just comfortable.
00:50I don't know, I just always thought you were more like me, I suppose.
00:53What does that mean?
00:54You know, like somebody who likes the pot bubbling.
00:59Bit of excitement.
01:00Bit of passion.
01:01Out all night, turning heads till three in the morning, not tucked up in bed by nine.
01:06But if you like a simile these days, good for you.
01:09Makes life a lot easier.
01:11See, when I fall in love, though, like proper love,
01:14like I want to feel jealous.
01:16Like I want to, like, slam a ring on the finger and just, like, have them all to myself.
01:19That's love to me.
01:22But if that's not love to you, you don't mind to judge.
01:28Right.
01:29Shall we get you back to your Bill Bliss then, yeah?
01:33Shall we just have one more?
01:34Who counts?
01:40I know.
01:57I wish.
01:58I wish I could do something more so long.
01:58재밌ываем.
01:59I wish I could do something more like him.
02:00I wish I could do something for a year.
02:02I wish I could do something else.
02:02I wish I could do something.
02:03I wish I could do something.
02:04Harry!
02:20Harry!
02:27Harry!
02:32No, you're joking.
02:34You ain't even ready. I've been waiting outside for you.
02:37Gee, I'm sorry. I'm just, um...
02:39Just give me five minutes.
02:41Don't bother.
02:44I ain't gonna wait for you anymore.
02:46No, gee.
02:58Are you sure you won't mind me tagging along?
03:00No, of course not. Don't be silly.
03:02No, I don't.
03:03No, I don't.
03:03No, no, no.
03:11Also this.
03:12Or I'm running
03:30Will you marry me?
03:34Today
03:42She's had this bookmarked on her laptop from ages ago. Ages ago. It's the one, I reckon. What do you think?
04:05I think a shotgun wedding is the kind of thing your dad would do.
04:08It's not a shotgun wedding. It's a surprise wedding. We're engaged, Mum. Lauren wants excitement, a bit of spontaneity.
04:14Yeah, what could be more is...
04:16Spontaneous?
04:17Spontaneous.
04:18Exactly. Dad and Gran are on board. I've got Kim and Denise there on standby for hair and make-up.
04:24Yeah, actually, all I need now is decorations, if you don't mind, and for you to put any negativity aside and, you know, just help me out with the boys today, please.
04:31Oscar!
04:31And everybody knows bar penny, so please just keep it that way, because if anyone's going to ruin today, it'll be, uh...
04:37Yeah, just keep it.
04:39That snide arsenal kit that you got, Louis, well, the badge is now falling off, and he's kicking off, so you're going to need to go and talk to him, because you're the one that got him into football.
04:47Go on.
04:48Oh, yeah, too.
04:56Something's written here.
04:58I have a, uh, well, we have a little surprise for you.
05:01Mm.
05:02Are your Mum moving out?
05:04Mm, no, not today.
05:07I have, uh, I booked you a spa all day.
05:08All right.
05:09Mum's going to take care of the boys, she's going to do the drop-offs and the pick-ups, look after Louis and Jimmy, and I'm going to take you for a drink afterwards.
05:16Because you deserve it.
05:18Peter, I've got better.
05:21It's a lovely idea, but can we rain-check it, yeah?
05:26I'm sorry.
05:27All right.
05:28Right, come on, I'll see you later.
05:29See you.
05:29Love ya.
05:30Yeah, I love you too.
05:32I think a rain-check is a very good idea.
05:36No.
05:37No.
05:37No.
05:38Where do you all marry today?
05:39It is going to be clear skies from now on.
05:42Desperate times call for desperate measures.
05:46Lily!
05:47Yeah?
05:50Voila.
05:52Your first Brazilian brekkie.
05:54It's just a little taster, in case you change your mind.
05:57Yeah, I think I'd rather cornflakes, but that's not why I'm staying, right?
06:00Oh, Lily, please.
06:01Look, I get it, all right?
06:02It's going to be hard for Ricky, but this is an opportunity for you and Charlie.
06:08You're a different culture, different language, beaches, a new life.
06:12My life is here now, Mum.
06:14But you are my life.
06:15You and Charlie, Hope and Arthur, I need you all with me.
06:19I know that Kat is getting everyone to the Albert later to say goodbye, and I will miss everyone.
06:23But I'm ready to say goodbye to them.
06:27I ain't ready to say goodbye to you, too.
06:31Just come with me.
06:34Please, just come with me.
06:35It's not forever.
06:41I want you to be happy, Mum.
06:44And if that's Brazil, then you need to go, but me and Charlie are staying.
06:47I don't know.
06:47I don't know.
06:53Hey, you going to open up early?
07:06I bet you're buzzing about that black cab we've got coming in, eh?
07:11Well, listen, I'm going to pop to the cafe on my way in.
07:13Grab us a cup, a little pastry or two, set us up for the day.
07:17Jessica, I'm in the garage.
07:19I'm going to have lunch.
07:20Big coach!
07:24What are you saying?
07:26How's the backpack?
07:27It's got six pockets.
07:29Nice.
07:30Nice.
07:31Good shout on this.
07:32I'm a new man.
07:33Eh?
07:34The boy looks after me.
07:36Hey, he's a good friend.
07:44Can you get ready for work?
07:46Harry, you know, uh, Kojo's last trip in Luton?
07:49Where we took that risk.
07:52Well, we stepped on a few South London toes, and they did a number on one of our dealers.
07:58Okay.
07:58What do you want me to do about it?
07:59Your day job, bruv.
08:01What do you think he was going to do?
08:03Well, I'm going to go and make some calls, and Oki's going to stay here.
08:05Just in case they know about this place.
08:07Wait, you think they know about here?
08:08No, no, no.
08:09It's just precaution.
08:11Go to work.
08:12Everything is normal.
08:13But keep an eye out and let Oki know if you see anything suspicious.
08:16Well, he's going to be here on his own.
08:17Yeah.
08:17You need to pack when you've got a big dog on sight.
08:23All right.
08:36All right?
08:37See these?
08:38If I was flying, I'd have to pay extra for these bags.
08:41Okay, your stingy boyfriend's just offered me a free day at a spa for some reason, but
08:45apparently you're too busy not selling cars to take the day off.
08:49No, Penny, I can't.
08:50Oh, yes, you can.
08:51Okay, so lock up these cutting shots and pack a towel.
08:54Penny needs pampering.
08:55Shoot, if you want to make sure he's dead, then you've got to be there, haven't you?
09:03I mean, he was our dad.
09:05I know he didn't always show it, but he loved us.
09:07No, no, no, I know he did.
09:11All right.
09:12I mean, just think about it.
09:13For me.
09:14Are you okay?
09:22No, you all right?
09:24It's too much.
09:24Just doing all this on my own.
09:26I can count to one-handed the amount of people that are going to come.
09:29Stew's a no, Jay's at his granddad's.
09:31Oh, Carl, just let me help.
09:33No, no, you shouldn't have to.
09:35He's got family.
09:37Whatever he was, I know that he cared deep down there, didn't I?
09:41Just, I just want to give him a good send-off, you know?
09:44Yeah.
09:46Yeah, no, I get it.
09:47Anyway, yeah.
09:57Got all your make-up bits and bobs in here.
09:59Got a towel, deodorant.
10:01I'm sure they're going to have everything you need at the spa, but still.
10:03You call him Penny for backup?
10:06Anyone would think you're trying to get rid of me today.
10:08Really?
10:09You haven't got that Demi coming around for a private show, have you?
10:13I can't afford two spa passes and a private desk.
10:16No, you just deserve it, that's all.
10:17Oh, he's not coming to, is he?
10:19I thought my bikini wax was the only pain I was going to have to suffer today.
10:22No, no, no, no.
10:23I've just come over to talk to Peter about work stuff.
10:28Right, okay, well, enjoy work stuff.
10:31Bye.
10:32Bye, I love you.
10:33Yeah, your gran's driving me nuts talking about vegetarian options.
10:36All right, well, the bride's still as to eat, Dad.
10:38Yeah, and have you heard?
10:39Oscar's planning on reusing all the stuff from Patrick's wedding, okay?
10:42Between him and Alfie, right, you can have steel drums playing these up Mother Brown as your wedding march.
10:46Peter, I'm your best man.
10:48I should be overseeing all of this.
10:50Dad, you should be focusing on keeping mum in check and the efficient getting there on time.
10:54That's all you've got to worry about.
10:55Let's make this the last crisis to deal with today, okay?
10:58Yeah.
10:59Let's do it.
11:02Okay.
11:02Okay.
11:02Okay.
11:03Let's do it.
11:04Let's do it.
11:05Take a look at these diamonds.
11:08Let's do it.
11:09Take a look at these diamonds wrong as I lie for squinting, can't just stand.
11:24With faith through thick and thin, she already fucked, so I'm halfway dead.
11:28Brown and bad.
11:29Better change my mind, I was halfway dead.
11:31You've got Irish skin?
12:00Runs in the family.
12:03You used to burn under a 40-watt bowl.
12:06Have you thought of that?
12:08Well, in fact, 50 in Mexico, I think I'll manage.
12:11If Lily's staying, how can you still go?
12:15She needs you.
12:17Charlie needs you.
12:19Hope and Arthur need their family.
12:22You promised you would never leave her again.
12:25Don't make the same mistake.
12:27Mum, making mistakes is what I do.
12:30All my life, nine times out of ten, I've made the wrong call.
12:34I can't get this one wrong.
12:36I left it too late with Martin, for me, for the kids.
12:40Lily needs the best version of me.
12:42I can't be that walking past this stall every day.
12:45So, staying home with the people you love, who love you.
12:51How?
12:53How can that be a mistake?
12:56I need to go home.
13:12What?
13:13Why?
13:14I need my taxi.
13:15I want to send a picture of you on the bonnet for Cabina.
13:19Coach.
13:20Keys.
13:21I left my keys.
13:22Coach, Phil needs this done, mate.
13:23We need to get it up and running.
13:24I won't be long.
13:25I need your keys.
13:26You can't go home.
13:27I need to go home.
13:28You can't go home, Coach.
13:29Phil needs it done, so let's just get it done.
13:32Please.
13:45Call me when you get here, and I'll meet you outside.
13:48Cheers.
13:49Right.
13:50Floris is on her way efficient, too, and decorations are ready to go.
13:53Yeah, second-hand decorations.
13:55Not second-hand.
13:56Pre-loved.
13:57Oh.
13:58Okay, Grant, all the food's sorted, right?
14:00Yeah, Bible's done.
14:01Picky bits ready.
14:02Oh, rabbit food, picky bits.
14:04This is a real wedding, okay?
14:06We have a reputation to uphold.
14:09Well, and if we don't end up in a mud fight or break up a reception,
14:12we'll definitely feel short.
14:14Can I play devil's advocate here?
14:16If we said no, would it matter?
14:18Look, I mean, piggy bits are lovely and decorations and everything,
14:22but are you sure she's going to want this?
14:26Mum, I've known Lauren since we were 14 years old.
14:28I know her better than anyone.
14:30This is exactly what she would want.
14:32I promise you.
14:34Right, we do have plenty of time until she's back from the spa,
14:37so come on, people, let's get to work.
14:39Woo!
14:40Okay.
14:41Come on.
14:42How come they shut down a whole spa because some silly cow overdid it in the sauna?
14:49Penny, the woman did pass out.
14:51She had more Botox than brain cells.
14:53Why should we suffer because her fill is fried?
14:55Yeah, well, they did give us two day passes, so just stop complaining, yeah?
15:00Right, I'm going to give Peter a call, tell him I'm home.
15:03I might even be asked to get some of my ironing down before I've got picked Louie at me.
15:06Oh, Louv Lauren is long gone.
15:10I used to struggle keeping up with you in Paris, and now look.
15:13You were given the day off of work and kids, one set back, and you were just running back to the housewife humdrum.
15:20Well, not today.
15:21Today, we are bringing old Lauren back.
15:28Come on.
15:30Come on.
15:32Come on.
15:33Come on.
15:34Come on.
15:35Well, but quick, have you helped?
15:37Sorry, mate.
15:38I was just waiting for a call.
15:39Well, did you want an AJ, yeah?
15:42Oh, Toad.
15:44This is your dream come true, isn't it?
15:47Just shine.
15:50We need a shiny leather.
15:51Oh, yeah.
15:54Keeping my hands to myself has always been a bit of a problem, eh?
15:56You excited for the wedding, they are?
15:58Mm-hmm.
15:59Mm-hmm.
16:00I think I might wear trainers, so I win the bouquet toss.
16:02And have you been practising your two-step?
16:04I mean, I know Pete is a bill, but this is a night family wedding, too, and we like to dance.
16:09I do not dance.
16:11We need a new one.
16:12I'll go.
16:13No, no, Kojo, I'll go, don't we?
16:14No, Kojo, come on the lift.
16:15No, Kojo's busy.
16:16Yeah, so are you.
16:17We've got to work out when you're going to pick me up later.
16:19And I've got some outfit selfies that you need to vote on.
16:22Go on, Kojo, darling.
16:25Just straight to the stall and back, yeah, Kojo?
16:28Coach!
16:29You're running a very tight ship.
16:33Anyway, back to business.
16:35So, I've got high neck and short.
16:39Yeah.
16:40Aw.
16:41And I can't, no.
16:43Yeah, that one.
16:44That one.
16:48I know he owed you money.
16:50Okay, what if you change your mind then?
16:53Hello?
16:54Uncle Sid?
16:56Oh, for God's sake.
16:59You all right, Kath?
17:01Well, I'm head cook and chief bottle washer for a last minute wedding, so no.
17:06No, not really.
17:07Well, they'll top you.
17:08You could be selling a funeral for someone everybody hated.
17:10Well, er, Johnny not helping you.
17:13Only you two seem a bit close.
17:15No, he's a good man.
17:17Yeah, well, Cal, look, this square is like a fishbowl.
17:20And Ben's been a bit edgy recently, so just tread carefully, all right?
17:25You're a good boy.
17:26Learned for a bit of a difficult time at Nemo, so don't make any harder on yourself.
17:32Could've changed my mind I was following up.
17:47One hundred meters.
17:48I'll just put them in general.
17:50Hello?
18:11Right, just because it's a mocktail doesn't mean you have to mock drink it.
18:31Penny, I've just got so much that I could be doing at home.
18:34Oh, you couldn't even give me an hour, could you?
18:37Just because I've got responsibilities now,
18:39it doesn't mean that I'm not fun anymore,
18:42it just means I need a little bit more time to plan for.
18:44Oh, and what could be more fun than planning?
18:47You sound more like your fiancé every day.
18:50He's given you a case of belitis, and it's stage five.
18:55Well, you was all out of him, weren't you?
18:57When he was paying for our spa day.
19:00Look, I know that Peter is not your cup of tea, but he's my cup of tea, so just back off.
19:05Sorry.
19:07I just...
19:09I just miss my mate.
19:12I don't know, I just...
19:13I used to love seeing you smiling and joking, and I...
19:17I just feel like I don't see that anymore.
19:21But you're right.
19:22You've got things to do, so...
19:25Come on.
19:25Right, which one of those Love Island rejects are we going to get to buy us our next round, then?
19:37Get back.
19:38Get back.
19:39Yeah.
19:53You seen Koto anywhere?
19:54No.
19:55I'll let you know if I do see him, though.
19:56If you don't like it, you just come home.
20:06And if you love it, then it's forever.
20:09How can it be forever if I ain't got Lily and Charlie with me?
20:12I mean, be honest, do you actually think I'm going to be happier without them?
20:15Well, I think you owe it to yourself to try.
20:20Just talk to Jean.
20:22So you're going to be leaving us?
20:23Uh, sorry, didn't you leave for, like, 20 years?
20:26Look, all I've had since I've come back is how important family is, that we're sticking together.
20:37But leaving Charlie and Lily, you can't do that.
20:41Stace, I spent 20 years with a son at my back trying to be happy, away from my family.
20:47I left my kid.
20:49And it has taken me 20 years to realize that I need to be with my family, with my kid.
20:53That's what's going to make me happy.
20:54And you are the glue that sticks us all together.
21:00I'll see you at the Albert later to say goodbye then, eh?
21:15Hold on! Hold on!
21:20They robbed him.
21:22Force cold, you're coming back home for his keys.
21:24You said you were coming straight back.
21:25He needs to go to hospital.
21:27Forget that.
21:28I ain't going to wait in or A&E.
21:30No, I'll sort it out, mate.
21:31Could you get some, eh, antiseptic?
21:34From the chemist?
21:36Keep the pressure on it.
21:37That's what they say in films.
21:38Do you know how much this is going to cost us?
21:48We need to get out of here.
21:50We need to get Kojo safe.
21:51If they come back and he's here...
21:52They're coming back.
21:53Neither is our gear, is it?
21:54Well, they're not going to come back to the scene of the crime.
21:56It's literally a crime, 101.
21:57Whoa, you're so stupid.
21:58This is so stupid.
22:00It's done here now.
22:01They know where we are.
22:02It's finished.
22:03You're finished?
22:04When I say we are finished, do you understand?
22:08Now, clean this place up before Kojo calls the police
22:10and let me think this through.
22:11All right?
22:15Now.
22:29Yeah, darling.
22:35Your dad was a mopey drunk.
22:37Thank God you got his jeans and not your mum's.
22:41All right.
22:43What's the story, Jack and Laurie?
22:47I've got to get to the wholesaler, so make it quick.
22:51It's Callum.
22:54He's really struggling with this.
22:57This funeral.
23:00And it's because I lied to him.
23:06I told him that his dad said he loved him.
23:11When he was dying.
23:16I just wanted to tell him something he wanted to hear, you know?
23:19Now he's just scrambling around trying to give him a good send-off.
23:23It just breaks my heart.
23:27I need to tell him the truth.
23:29When you love someone, sometimes you do the wrong thing for the right reasons.
23:38That boy grew up with a brute for a father.
23:42You had a gentleman.
23:45You gave him a bit of light to make his past seem a bit brighter.
23:49That is an act of love.
23:54Where's the line of drinks here?
24:03No, I'm not. Get out of the table.
24:06No, I'm not.
24:07Who are you saying that?
24:09Wow. You trying to upset the bride, or what?
24:26You look gorgeous.
24:28You okay?
24:29Yeah.
24:30I was just really comported today.
24:32I went to see how it worked.
24:34He was more interested in Kojo and the camp.
24:36No, he's late.
24:39I just, I never know where I stand with him.
24:41I'm getting kind of tired of waiting to find out.
24:43If he's not standing by your side at that wedding,
24:45he's an idiot.
24:47And not worth waiting for.
24:54Three, two, one, three!
24:57No.
25:00But it tastes like petrol.
25:02And you know what petrol tastes like.
25:04They used to call me Siphon Moe.
25:07No, I'm sticking to vodka.
25:08Today I'm avoiding wedding preps and hangovers.
25:11Lightweight.
25:12I'm a bottle of wine down after being indoors.
25:15And if we're going to pour one for Stace,
25:17then it's got to be done properly, isn't it?
25:19I still can't believe she ain't taking you with her.
25:21Jonathan, I'd rather be helping with the bill bash
25:24than sitting here putting on a face.
25:26If Peter's anything like his dad,
25:29their confetti's on elastic.
25:31Yeah, listen, right?
25:33Supportive faces all round.
25:34She's made her choice.
25:35Here she is, Samba Slater.
25:37I ain't going, all right?
25:39Well, like, definitely.
25:42Like, you're not going to flip-flop again.
25:44Do us a favour, go and get us a cocktail
25:46with an umbrella in it.
25:48It's the closest I'm going to get
25:49to a carnival cocktail, isn't it?
25:51I'm so happy.
25:54Guilt trips do work.
25:56You are the glue, Stace.
25:59Are you sure, Mum?
26:02Yeah, sure as I'd ever be, babe.
26:07Will, are you in your shops?
26:10This is strong.
26:11Cool.
26:12We're running a lot of champagne flutes.
26:15Your boss said we could borrow some.
26:17Reluctantly.
26:22That one.
26:23That one.
26:24Scrubbed pretty well, don't I?
26:26Luckily, I'll have a sort on my omelette
26:28that will complete the fit.
26:30Remember, we are keeping things under wraps
26:32and for this idea.
26:34Be boring.
26:35Oh, yeah.
26:36I know.
26:37Cindy Schwindy.
26:38But, if you are looking for a mummy mentor,
26:41you should find one that don't make Cruella
26:44look so Cinderella.
26:55Can I pull you for a jet?
26:57Oh, Samuel Robert High.
26:59Entrepreneur.
27:00Or what, does posting to 200 TikTok followers
27:02count as an entrepreneur now?
27:04So you won't be calling him then?
27:06Better not.
27:07I'd probably end up drowning him in his cold plunge.
27:11See?
27:12That's my Lauren.
27:13I've missed you.
27:15Am I really that boring now?
27:17Oh, not now, no.
27:18No.
27:19No.
27:20No, no.
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