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00:00Last night on Big Brother...
00:04Tensions were high in the house.
00:07Edward said, everyone's just got their sob story, yada, yada, yada.
00:10It's actually real stories.
00:13With the eviction showdown fast approaching...
00:16Am I being mean? I don't want to be mean. I'm going to cry now.
00:21As Big Brother brought more Christmas gifts...
00:24That might just make your heart jingle for all the wrong reasons.
00:28My heart jingles enough.
00:29No.
00:30A wicked twist on the advent calendar.
00:32What are you doing?
00:34There's prawns in there.
00:36The housemates had to face their festive fear.
00:40Oh! Oh!
00:42No!
00:44Chili!
00:45Oh, no.
00:46Your eyes are watering.
00:47No, they're not.
00:48It all ended in tears.
00:50Seeds are stuck in my brace wires.
00:53You have passed.
00:55That is disgusting, bro.
00:57And the house got their shopping budget.
01:00See, that looks like a waste of money, don't you reckon?
01:02Can't go just get the sausages.
01:04While our lovebirds...
01:06Kept the kissing under wraps.
01:11Right under their noses, they don't even know what's going on.
01:17Tonight...
01:18I think she likes conflict so that the house will split.
01:22The gloves are off.
01:24Not appreciating all the little digs you've been doing.
01:26You don't appreciate all the digs I've been giving.
01:28In the final surge towards a major elimination.
01:31Colin, stop!
01:33Because I know that you think you've got that high horse.
01:35Oh, you know what I think, do you?
01:37I don't like this towards the end.
01:39But there's a huge plot twist no one will see coming.
01:43I really don't want it to turn into Jerry Springer at the end.
01:45I really don't.
01:46While a secret mission for the boys...
01:49You must secretly steal each item on this list.
01:52Turns the festive season of giving...
01:56Yeah, I didn't expect it to go to that level.
01:59To the sneaky season of stealing.
02:02Okay.
02:22It's day 26 in the Big Brother house.
02:28And after a week of Christmas celebrations,
02:31the housemates are waking up merrier than ever.
02:34Whoa!
02:35Jesus!
02:36Mmm!
02:38Whoa!
02:39This is Big Brother.
02:41Good morning, housemates.
02:43Good morning.
02:44This might just be your best day yet.
02:48What does that even mean?
02:50Coco?
02:52What is it?
02:53Welcome, please.
02:54Yeah.
02:55I have a double...
02:56Double...
02:57Hey, listen.
02:58Coco's Christmas Cafe is closed, dude.
03:00You've got to go in the kitchen and get it yourself.
03:01What?
03:02The coffee machine is now in the...
03:04So you can make your own coffee.
03:06Oh, I'm so happy.
03:09Take me with you, Eddie.
03:11Eddie!
03:12Eddie!
03:13Eddie!
03:14Oh my gosh, I'll wedgie you so deep.
03:16Come on, let's go.
03:17What is it?
03:22Guys are weird.
03:30Actual cows...
03:31Cows me.
03:38What was that?
03:45This is our life now, Anne.
03:49Oh, God, help us, Lana.
03:52We've gone from being faithful wives to seeing a myriad of bums and...
03:56I know.
03:57...in 20 days.
03:58Mind you, at least that one wasn't a hairy one, though.
04:00Yeah, that one was more pleasant.
04:01No, I've got a full bladder. I want to wee myself.
04:06I would just like to ask,
04:07do you think there's a chance that I have the Guinness World Record
04:10for most farts done by a TV show character live-action, bro?
04:17That could be cool.
04:22You got up on the right side of the bed of the soap today.
04:24What?
04:25You just seem much more cheery, much more happy.
04:27Yeah, I'm happy to be here. Could be my last day.
04:30As a nominated housemate, how are you feeling this morning?
04:33Feeling good, actually.
04:35Feels good.
04:36We're coming to the end of it.
04:38In a cheerful mood and it's nice to wake up to everyone
04:41and everyone seems to be in a good mood and having a coffee together.
04:44Do you want me to make you a coffee?
04:47Oh, my gosh.
04:48You're such a weirdo.
04:55Oh, my God. Can you just not seriously, though?
04:57I haven't had my coffee yet.
04:58So, no worries about being nominated.
05:01Oh, look, it is a worry, you know?
05:04Like, I don't...
05:05I've probably played it off a little bit cool last night
05:07after thinking about it, you know, in bed last night.
05:09I do really want to be here and I do really want to be here till the end.
05:12You know, there's such, you know, such amazing people in here.
05:16Obviously with a few hiccups here and there because there always is,
05:19but we love each other deep down.
05:21We know it's a game, but at the same time we really are a family
05:23and it's going to be sad to see any of us leave.
05:26So, to be honest, big brother, I'm just trying to be as positive as I can.
05:31Yeah, I thought that was banger, bro.
05:33That was great.
05:44I'm losing all my eyebrows as I get older.
05:46You are?
05:47Yep.
05:48Really?
05:49I've got, like, no eyebrows at the end.
05:51Oh, yeah, sometimes they do taper off at the end, though, don't they?
05:55I don't know.
05:56I'm, like, I don't have enough hair too, for, like...
05:59Yeah, yeah.
06:00Got ya.
06:01Yeah.
06:07It must feel nice not being nominated, Em.
06:09I was shocked.
06:10I was pretty certain that I was going to be in that group.
06:14I can't believe there's only us three girls left.
06:16I know.
06:17It's a boy's world.
06:18It is, isn't it?
06:19It must feel amazing to make it to the end, you know what I mean?
06:23Oh, I mean, that's if it is.
06:25I mean, who knows?
06:26There could be a sneaky one in between.
06:28This is a thing.
06:29We just don't know, do we, love?
06:33Emily.
06:34Good morning, big brother.
06:35How are you?
06:36What can big brother do for you?
06:37Oh, I've just got a little bit of a, like, a little bit of a weight on my shoulders.
06:42I, I, um, it's just getting to me a little bit that I nominated Coco.
06:47Why is that?
06:49Well, because I do like Coco.
06:51I think she's a lovely, lovely girl.
06:53In all reality, I don't want anyone to go.
06:55I just, I don't know, I just feel, I feel bad about it.
07:00I love the fact that, um, Bruce has dry shampoo.
07:04I think it's the funniest thing ever.
07:05Oh, yeah.
07:06Boy, it's the funniest thing ever.
07:08I know, right?
07:09Bless him.
07:10I'm like, do you even, what guy has that?
07:12What guy has that?
07:13I might grab a bit of that after you're done.
07:15Yeah.
07:16It's so funny.
07:17I'm like, what guy has dry shampoo?
07:19That's classic days.
07:21Emily.
07:22Yep.
07:23A nomination does not have to mean that you do not like that person.
07:28No, I'll, yeah.
07:29Well, yeah, well, that's it, because I, I, I do like her.
07:32Yeah.
07:33That would usually be the biggest, like, what to me, but now I'm like, I'm using it.
07:39So it's like.
07:40It's great.
07:41This one smells good.
07:42Huh?
07:43This one's a great one.
07:44Smells good.
07:45Smells like organ oil.
07:46It's nice.
07:47It's all just a game.
07:49You like saying that, don't you?
07:52Just reminding you.
07:53Yeah.
07:54Roger that.
07:55It doesn't mean that your remaining days will be easy.
08:00Well, no, I understand that, but I did vomit on national television.
08:05So, I mean, I know it could get worse, but I do think I've reached the more, the bottom
08:13of the barrel there.
08:14Can you still taste the blue cheese?
08:16No.
08:17No.
08:18I tried to drown it with a scotch finger, a couple of scotch fingers yesterday.
08:23It seemed to have hidden or destroyed some of those flavors and aromas.
08:27Well, that's a win.
08:28It is.
08:29It's a win for me, big brother.
08:30After recent accusations of spending too much time with Bruce, Coco is trying to reconnect
08:40with Alana.
08:41How are you feeling?
08:42You feeling good?
08:43Because you, like, you must be feeling good not being up for noms too.
08:47Yeah, it was just nice not to be this morning.
08:50It was nice to wake up and go, I get a day off from that pending sense of doom.
08:55Pending sense of doom.
08:56What's going to happen?
08:57What's going to happen?
08:58Yeah.
08:59And I think because it's so close to the end, it doesn't, it's not like it used to,
09:03it doesn't feel like it used to feel anyway.
09:05It just feels like, like there's more tension in the house or something though.
09:08It's because the concentration, it's the dynamics.
09:11The dynamics are different.
09:12Yeah, I know what you mean, it's like, it feels like there's just like, even just like,
09:17even, because me and you were so close and it feels like we've just like drifted apart
09:21of it.
09:22Yeah.
09:23And I just don't know what's going, have I done something?
09:24No, I just think it's, it's um, you've just spent more time with Bruce.
09:28And I'm not, I'm not heard about it.
09:30I just think that Bruce has become your, your person.
09:33Like I'm trying to just distribute my energy equally the same, but it just feels like sometimes
09:39it's a little harder to come into the conversation with you and Em than it is just to just slide
09:42into the boys' combo.
09:43It's a different energy.
09:44Yeah.
09:45A lot of their stuff is mindless.
09:46You don't have to, you can just pop into their stuff.
09:50Cause it's just like, do you know what I mean?
09:52Whereas you probably think that Emily is just a bit deep and I know that that's too heavy
09:55for you at times.
09:56I can see it on your face.
09:58Where are things at between you and Alana now?
10:01I don't think they're very good.
10:03Yeah.
10:04It hit me a little bit hard this morning just because sometimes it feels really hard to approach
10:11Alana and Emily when they are having their conversations because it just feels as though
10:16I'm, I'm one, I'm not invited.
10:18And two, it sounds as though like she thinks that I'd prefer to be talking about fighting
10:23and stuff and that I'm a surface based kind of shallow human being, which isn't it at
10:28all.
10:29I actually enjoy an intellectual conversation.
10:31Sometimes I might walk away if it's just that heavy negative energy conversation, which
10:37is, you know what, 98% of the time I'm up in here.
10:41So maybe I do want to just go and just like, zone out and listen to the absolute nonsense
10:46the boys talk about.
10:48I feel like there's a lot more negativity going around.
10:50It's just like little small things or like...
10:52Yeah, see I don't see that.
10:54I don't know what that, what you're saying there.
10:56Well like, it might just be even the way like, it might be not what you're saying,
10:59but sometimes it's the tone.
11:01You know what I mean?
11:02Like I'm actually going to be brutally honest with you.
11:03Like sometimes it is the tone.
11:05Like I got a little bit upset the other night when the whole Vinny thing happened and then
11:09it wasn't what you said.
11:10It was the way you said it about, I guess even the like, you know, you're not the only
11:14mum in here.
11:15It was the way you said it.
11:16Because I was like, shit, like I don't mean to bang on that I'm a mum.
11:20I've got three little babies at home.
11:21That's just naturally what I'm going to do.
11:23If that makes sense.
11:24Like in the nicest way possible.
11:26Like I'm not trying to attack you.
11:28I'm just saying like...
11:29No, well yeah, sorry.
11:30Sorry I made you feel really uncomfortable.
11:31It's okay.
11:32And I'm sorry if it feels like I've taken a step back from the circle.
11:35It's just, you know.
11:36Yep.
11:39I won't talk in a roundabout way.
11:41I mean, there's only four days left, so I don't really have to anyway care about certain
11:45shit, but I'll be mindful not to talk in a roundabout way.
11:49Yeah, if you see me, if you...
11:50Feelings aren't hurt.
11:51Oh.
11:52It just didn't feel like what I was trying to say was actually being ingested whatsoever.
12:06I'm not sure there was any resolution to any of what we were talking about.
12:11But anyway, to be honest, big brother, it's beyond me.
12:16I tried to say my piece, but yeah.
12:18I tried to say my piece.
12:30I tried to say my piece.
12:31I tried to say my piece.
12:32I tried to say my piece.
12:33After Coco's failed attempt to reconnect with Alana, she's turned to Bruce for comfort.
12:37Whoa, fire.
12:38Yeah, it's like so...
12:40I feel so heavy.
12:41I kind of wanted to see why she's been funny with me.
12:44with me she didn't really explain why but it was like you know i chime into the conversations after
12:49everyone's been talking about it for ages and take it the wrong way because i'm always with you
12:55apparently that's which is not true it's not true at all and she was like you're not the
13:01only mom in the house you know what i mean like i was like it was i don't fully understand that
13:05was the way you say it she didn't like that that's true that's not what i wanted to get out of that
13:13conversation i wanted to like understand what i'd been doing wrong you've been doing nothing wrong
13:19that's the thing she's in there she's probably in there talking about me do you remember the other
13:24night when vinnie said what he said and i had my little vent yeah big vent she took that personally
13:29as an attack that that she talks about her kids all the time and her parenting and that's her identity
13:34and that's who she is and i was like oh god that's not what i meant that's i would never and you know
13:39i think of every avenue and every joining all the dots and catastrophe that is not something that
13:44would have come across my mind she said that she finds our conversations too intellectually
13:49intimidating yeah and said she was overwhelmed it doesn't make sense to me you can't just come
13:55and join one conversation to go oh no they're too deep and it was a women's conversation we were
14:00talking about women's business like i don't know darl i mean it's either that or talking about buttholes
14:05i mean well and that's what i said and that's actually what i said well i don't prefer to
14:10hang out with the boys i like to hang out with the boys and the girls equally but like it doesn't
14:15feel easy to be able to walk into like and and be able to have conversations with those two it just
14:20doesn't she goes oh you know we like intellectual conversations it's like almost like she was saying
14:24i was dumb no she keeps saying that just like you guys just can't handle it we just don't want to bro
14:30i'm not a dumb person but it feels like that that's where it hurts me i think because like
14:34i do enjoy having intellectual conversations i don't they don't feel very approachable for me
14:39i'm not approachable at all oh dear i really i really don't want it to turn into jerry springer
14:46at the end i really don't seriously mate that's the last thing we need jerry jerry jerry oh
14:53this is big brother bruce and colin to the diary room what the heck crazy
15:06what the heck oh my gosh that's huge bro big brother has summoned the two of you for a sneaky
15:14silent and high stakes christmas mission okay yes sir before you is big brothers christmas wish list
15:26your mission is simple you must secretly steal each item on this list from around the house and
15:33deliver it to big brothers santa sack here in the diary room all right without raising a single hint of
15:40suspicion from your fellow housemates okay so we're going to tell them we got in trouble when we came
15:45in here housemates shall we look at the first item easy easy easy money bro yeah emily's grinch mask if
15:56you successfully deliver all items to the santa sack the entire house will be gifted a well-earned kfc
16:06christmas feast oh my days bro the zinger box yo a zinger bo yeah no we got that you're intrigued man
16:22big brother's glad to hear it colin nice yeah rev let's do it all right roger dodger oh my days
16:36easy easy oh my god
16:45too easy mate can we go next yes
16:51so next is alana's water bottle which she has on her i saw i pick it up just a second ago so that's
16:56going to be the more difficult but that's right we got this good luck thank you happy stealing
17:07bruce's plan is simple stage a fake fight with alana to divert the housemate's attention allowing
17:13colin to swipe the water bottle
17:15hey lines me and me and em just had a little chat and i think she kind of helped me realize a little
17:21bit yeah i may have even been doing it unintentionally um i will just say i am not appreciating all the
17:26little digs you've been doing you don't appreciate all the digs i've been yeah so like the calling us
17:31shallow because i was mates with vinnie uh trying to egg me and cocoa on and then saying oh you're boring
17:35now you guys are spending too much time together you guys aren't cleaning enough i do everything i've done
17:39dishes so that's a lot for so that's so that's a lot yeah i know it and i think that's why it's
17:45eating right at me i don't know exactly what you're talking about i think there's a lot going on
17:49there the vinnie thing yeah i got that i know what you're saying the cocoa thing and that it's
17:55boring to me mate but it's not my job to entertain you and it's not my job to give you a solution
18:00another issue then since we're covering them all well you're covering them all you're saying for
18:04starters oh no you've been you've been dishing them and i've just been biting my tongue and that
18:07said that everyone in the biggest love way could you guys find like us because like it's like
18:11overwhelming a little bit yeah just a private spot to like i'm not going to take the sun away from
18:15that because i just want to sit out at the pool not in like a not in like a douchebag way yeah fine
18:21with love for both the homies
18:26why am i going to take it now i just look like a lingerer
18:29oh is this between you and alana real um look not really i'm gonna be honest i kind of just
18:38wanted to pull her outside for a little chat i thought it was just gonna be a sorry i'll stop
18:41making those comments comments i'll be like yeah no worries sorry i didn't say it sooner sort of thing
18:45like so that i was just trying to distract her from colin so he could grab the bottle yes you're
18:50changing what you're saying and what you're meaning interchangeably you know what let's just agree to
18:55disagree what are you talking about oh i'm honestly struggling to actually like what i think i've
19:01expressed myself very clearly you just sat here in front of everyone and said you're not speaking
19:05on behalf of everyone then you've made a statement no i made it very clear this is what i've experienced
19:10you just grasp at any little misspeak or anything that you think will get you the leg up in this
19:14argument i know what i've said and i'm not going back on it because i know that you think you've got
19:20that high horse oh you know what i think do you no i think i i think you think which i once again
19:25entitled to my opinion you're okay colin yeah just overwhelmed yeah no no no no you know like not you
19:33and the wrong or him and i just like yeah i just get overwhelmed i do too i do too mate yeah sorry
19:38everybody no no no it's true it is it's yucky it makes everyone feel off
20:02that's where music would be good
20:08you've caused quite the commotion yeah i didn't expect it to go to that level it was just supposed
20:27to be a distraction go peel number three oh eats eats eats eats no i'll just go and act like i'm angry
20:36and be like i'm doing a workout or something yeah easy yo yo you doing a gym sesh yeah i'm gonna go
20:42burn some stuff off but i'm not gonna it's too hot out here has any words been exchanged or not huh
20:52any words being exchanged after okay there won't be mate there won't no worries i'll be here if you need
20:58me thanks right
21:08edward's black cap his black cap the black cap that edward was wearing this morning big brother believes
21:14colin may now be wearing it easy let's go where's your black hat the beverly hills black hat oh bro eats
21:25go for it number five
21:37roger lounge rug sweet i'm okay
21:41and i'll be okay lovey take more than that to break me
21:55what's he carrying the mat the white mat hopefully they're making their own quarters
22:01you may one of the white christmas trees near the entrance okay yep
22:15i can't blame that on an angry workout can i um roger thanks
22:22you don't have to worry about me mate
22:24that's your boy don't worry about him so subtle bruce i think after that little rant i had no one's
22:38willing to say anything to me which is uh working well bedroom bedroom being bad oh oh can i um
22:49you want to talk to me no can you can you gather everyone outside i need to i want to say something
22:56to everyone but i just need a moment to think about it if that's all right me yeah can you just get
23:01everyone outside yep let's go can we do it on the couch because my feet will burn out yeah you can do
23:05yeah you can do it on the couch yeah we'll go family meeting righto
23:20am i allowed to have hopefully our last family meeting ever bro
23:27are we just doing it over there
23:29can i tell them or no don't reveal your secret mission yet okay
23:59all righty gang um i know there's been some
24:29bad blood today specifically between me and lans and i just want to say it's we've got four days
24:34left like you don't have to like me you don't have to forgive me but i i am very sorry and i just
24:40i think we should just all be mates for this last week you don't have to forgive me as i said
24:45but look i just want to have a good time i'm just going to hang out
24:49eat food go chill in the sun sauna you're welcome to love me hate me join me i don't mind
24:55that's but i am sorry that you all had to witness that as well and i am sorry to lance does anyone
25:00want a conch
25:01this is big brother some of you may have noticed the number of items around the house have gone
25:12missing yeah including some of your personal items as well what it's you you were taking that
25:20earlier today big brother assigned bruce and colin a top secret festive mission i saw you take that
25:27what the hell you taking that for they were given big brother's christmas wish list and were tasked with
25:33stealing each item from around the house and delivering it to the diary room all without
25:39being detected by any of you you successfully smuggled every item back to the diary room you did not
25:46leave that bottle i know that's i was trying to get you leave that bottle bro lans that's why i kept
25:50trying to get you to move in the kitchen locations and stand up with the bottle you would not let it go
25:56what bottle your water bottle we had to steal it that's why i kept targeting you like no i tried to get
26:00you more rather that's why i brought up the education i thought you're gonna stand up and be like this is
26:03bullshit so he could grab it oh you would not buy it as a result big brother is gifting the entire house
26:12a festive feast of fried chicken a glorious delivery of kfc
26:23i actually did not care and i was just picking things that would try i was really trying to get
26:27you riled i'm sorry i am sorry a joke's a joke but you know like there's definitely you
26:33obviously feel a kind of way and and i'm fine with that we got kfc that's what it was that's
26:38all it is i'm just so glad it's fake i'm glad it's fake for your sake too because i was about
26:42to take you in the bedroom and cry for a long time oh darling and also you didn't stand up for her so
26:48you're a bad person don't start with me i think there needs to be some sort of apology he did he did
26:54apologize i mean he needs to apologize sincerely some of that stuff what you can say it's a joke but
27:00the things that were said oh no i know clearly came from somewhere i wouldn't just start ripping
27:05you and that you're a teacher you know this that the other then be like oh i'm joking he needs to
27:10i actually still feel like crying well and i don't blame you i would say lana and ed are my people in
27:15here and so obviously when one of my people are being uh targeted in an argument makes me feel very
27:23uncomfortable especially when it involves them they did well though i'll give them that they did put
27:27their meryl streep on big brother i will commend them for that i feel like i'm just gonna like
27:33have a nervous breakdown i know we're nearly there darling don't don't go now we're too much into the
27:40whole thing now come this far to absolutely lose your mind right at the end
27:49oh my god let's go let's go let's go bruce and colin please use the kfc app in front of you to
27:54peruse the menu and place your order okay i'm so excited right now bro all right bro oh this is
28:01a zinger stacker zinger stacker i've got to get the zinger stacker bro yeah boom
28:0810 piece hot and crispy four dipping sauces spicy wings from the secret menu the zinger double box
28:13custom zinger custom what a dream that's enough one last thing breath please if i may
28:20get the zinger stacker okay boom thank you housemates big brother will let you know when your delivery
28:25arrives let's go right like i'm up there thank you big brother thank you baby thank you kfc holy thank
28:34kfc bro jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way colin yelling again is colin still yelling out
28:49there yeah i'll stay in here i love him to death but oh my god i might sometimes like please give me a
28:55two second break it makes me more dumb he should be on a restriction coffee restriction that kid i reckon
29:02i just need a breather sometimes no fair i just need it oh all right here it comes i'm going to the diary
29:07room are you please stop me from speaking in that voice oh colin i've tried no oh i love him to death
29:17but my god i'm so keen is that him yes colin can it colin yeah do it again what don't keep whistling
29:37edward reckons it's sick stay in there and stop
29:43colin stop okay why are you being annoying now
29:50i like seeing you get rolled up a little bit
29:53coco you're going to regret this tonight when i absolutely annoy the out of you while you're trying
29:58to sleep so well done i don't care yeah you do big brother
30:03you like it please bro
30:30oh my god should we just stay in here right housemates the rest of your food has been delivered
30:37to the front door that is all thank you baby this is the front door oh it is real
30:47oh my god that's nice oh my god that's nice oh my god that's it wow guys this is thank you so
31:04much guys dude we got so much guys i love you all we can't eat all this food yes we can
31:09quick shout out to everyone who got caught in the crossfire of this me and colin are very sorry but
31:16enjoy the chicken i am really grateful it was just for a prank um and a prize this has been the most
31:24unique best weirdest experience that i've had i'll tie my hair up for this it's literally like christmas
31:32you know it is okay look at the amount of chicken in that bro yeah that's absurd
31:42but it's falling out the sides bro this burger dummy thick bro that kfc that's one of the coolest
31:48things i've ever witnessed in my life bro i couldn't even see half a table it was just straight kfc
31:55what a jobless bro holy that is heat bro holy my days bro i hope everyone's excited to have more
32:02chicken for dinner oh yes that was absolutely delicious
32:14as the days turn into weeks in the big brother house the housemates have hit peak stir crazy
32:26i love what that's how i start my fight bro oh you do watch this
32:29it's always like it's almost like to do it'll be like real what is do like the monkey like the
32:57the gorilla bro no no no you got it to the side more bro you would look like they do it like
33:03yeah you look a bit stiff you need more nanas
33:08oh my god
33:14you've just been gorilla
33:19with the house still embracing the festive spirit big brother has a special delivery for the housemates
33:25this is big brother in the spirit of christmas big brother has a special gift for you from the
33:32australian public oh my god inside this box are cards with comments about each of you
33:39your task is simple guess the housemate each comment is about good luck housemates thank you big
33:47brother thanks big brother so it says blank as in name yeah hit me up when you're out drinks on me
33:54huh ed i think coco hit me up when you're out drinks on me
33:59no yeah i'm thinking it's bruce i personally think it's probably to me because i've been speaking
34:03about drinking the most but it probably i'm gonna i'm gonna say i reckon it's you everyone thought it
34:07was ed at first eddie i'd say eddie too yeah okay ed all right we're locking in ed lock in and
34:13all right big brothers we have locked in edward edward you may now reveal
34:22alana hit me up when you're out drinks on me
34:27it's probably a girl so we got that wrong coco what do you think of alana being asked out for drinks
34:33after this oh that'd be nice you'd loosen up blank you are by far the funniest the one-liners you
34:42pull out of nowhere are hilarious it's gotta be calling i was thinking m m is forever just dropping
34:48a sizzler out of nowhere i'm gonna say emily i'll i'll go em emily yeah yeah i don't know big brother i
35:01mean i appreciate the comment greatly i mean i'm i'm quite flabbergasted but you know i just say what
35:07i say when i first saw blank i was like they're a douche but wow my mind has changed massive soft spot
35:16now that's bruce i actually come across as a massive douche i'm aware of this bruce as soon as i heard it
35:25i was like yeah that's that's that's got to be me blank can you be my personal chef on the outside
35:44yeah sure you know if they're actually willing to have me there you know sure why not blank
35:49you're doing beautifully in the house please keep being your sassy cheeky self you're tough as nails
35:56coco coco yeah coco yeah if that's coco that's nice that's gonna make me cry
36:03coco i actually got a little bit like emotional about it i was like what that's really nice
36:10people really think that about me out there that's actually so cool blank you're my wife's hall pass
36:16you're my you're my wife's hall pass so it's a male what sorry i shouldn't assume oh it might be
36:23bruce oh i could be colin bruce or edward probably bruce or edward oh i think it's me ed or coco
36:30lance is the tiger she's okay i'm gonna i'm gonna say bruce let's go with bruce we want to lock in
36:36bruce all right it's bruce edward colin you're my wife's hall pass
36:43i say this with the utmost respect for colin i love colin but i didn't think that the farts would
36:50get the girls to be honest blank it's time to own up to stealing coffee food and the cheeky coke in the
37:00shop oh in the queen in the shop that was me so i'm just gonna say yeah put me down there
37:07stealing coffee i stole coffee yeah and food and you stole a coke in the shop while i was doing my
37:15groceries yesterday i had a coke and yes i've been stealing coffee from day dot i even had coffee
37:23right in front of your nose in the bb grand hotel right in front of the staff room oh wait she did
37:29break so everybody's the nasty one yeah it's coco oh it's me coco oh of course no one else stole a
37:39coke in the shop sitting in the coke in the shop does make me curious about whether she took my coke
37:44from the fridge because when questioned about it that evening she said i don't even drink coke so you
37:49know she has kind of put her foot in it there housemates the majority of your guesses were
37:55correct yes yes yay and as a result you've won yourselves a true blue aussie summer christmas
38:08party in the garden oh my god she's so cute don't don't just let us enjoy for a moment
38:32after successfully matching the viewer comments to the correct housemate the big brother house has
38:38snagged an aussie christmas barbecue oh my god there's prawns oh oh my god there's prawns what what
38:57oh holy doly this is a problem i've got to eat it i've got some brewskis oh snags on the barbie oh
39:06it literally felt like actual christmas day i couldn't believe it it was prawns there was ham
39:12cold slaw there was everything it was yum it literally feels like christmas
39:18you need a handhead or is it i don't know i'm gonna go back
39:23you're like that uncle that never gets up and i figured out i'm good at cricket too go go go go
39:29this is actually fun why don't i do these more often it was beautiful big brother we had a lovely
39:39time i was in my element in the sand pit i'm gonna get my beer in a minute where's your beer i just no
39:44no i just need to let this out of my system first did it feel like you were with family this evening
39:49it actually did i've only known these lovely people for i don't know what is it 25 or 26 days i think
39:55at this point and we're in our little bubble big brother it does feel very very wholesome this is
40:04sweet it is a little bit cute we've come a long way big brother it was like jerry springer at the start
40:08i thought to myself what have we gotten ourselves into but it it's definitely turned right around
40:16does anyone here not eat prawns other than ed yeah red flag all right do you know how to peel prawns
40:22no do you want to learn or do you don't eat prawns can i just peel get up you want to take
40:26yeah wait so so twist the head and pull it off oh that's brain that's brain that's fine that's
40:33brain i just feel dog bro because that's somebody's son you feel me bro like i'm just peeling the
40:38poop shoot off somebody's son or daughter bro that's dog and then you can twist the tail back
40:43and forth so go bop bop okay there's his head gone colin you do realize that all meat that you eat
40:48is someone's son or daughter yeah but like that's different bro like he's looking at you like you
40:53know what i mean his little legs and he's like big fat eyeballs bro you have to look into homies eyes
40:58and just go you want to get the shell off his back all right so like so so like this okay like this
41:04yeah there you go poor fella bro it's sad breath so like i have to come to terms with that tonight
41:11bro and now that's a whole prawn that's an edible prawn do it eat them christmas is so close christmas
41:19in australia always feels really weird to me because like i grew up with christmas is being cold
41:23right and so in my brain christmas isn't until like the radiators come on and the fireplaces start going
41:28my friends we all like share our christmases amongst our friendship group because we all live
41:33like relatively you know 20 minutes apart so and we can do the rounds to like a couple of different
41:38houses um and like people who don't have their family living nearby we kind of drag them all through
41:43all the different christmases and then we just like house hop that's very fun yeah one thing i'm
41:49grateful for this christmas is i get to have my children on christmas this year i didn't get to see
41:55them last christmas and i'll have enough money this christmas to buy them presents because last
42:03year i didn't have enough money so that'll be great last year was a tough one i didn't have any of my
42:09family on christmas last year and when i did end up getting my kids for christmas which was nine days
42:15later borrowed 150 bucks off my nan and got them all the disposable camera each and wrapped it with
42:23decorations from work that other kids had done because i couldn't afford to get wrapping paper
42:27even those really hard times just make the the better times even better you know like i'm just so
42:36grateful lovely good girl yep and i look forward to hearing about it i know you can come around for
42:42christmas mate if you want we're having prawns well what a great dinner guys no matter what happens over the
42:48next two three one days it's been an absolute absolute what a what a pleasure it's been with the
42:55center of us it's been awesome it's been awesome guys
43:02boosie and kaka sitting in a tree not k-i-f-s-i-n-g wait i'm joking i can't think of anything bro
43:11what's the matter what's going on nothing can you come out here and talk to me yeah
43:20what's up nothing why are you talking to me like that i'm stressed i'm stressed i'm stressed
43:28why are you talking yeah sorry sorry there's obviously something you want to get off your
43:32mind and so no nothing get it off your mind okay okay i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry they're doing
43:38exactly what we got angry at you for oh i called them out on it yesterday and they're still doing
43:43it can i just ask what is what is the plan after this
43:59what's making you say this you're just up for noms i don't want you to go
44:04no i'm just i'm stressed i'm stressed i'm stressed i'm stressed why are you talking yeah i'm sorry
44:08i'm sorry sorry there's obviously something you want to get off your mind and so no nothing
44:14get it off your mind you're freaking me out okay okay i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry
44:16can i just ask what is what is the plan after this what's making you say this you're just up for noms
44:27i don't want you to go yeah but if you do what is the plan why have i got to why have i got to
44:32make the plan i'm not well you've got a lot busier life for me that's why i'm asking okay sorry i don't
44:37mean to be snappy i'm not trying to you are being snappy you're freaking out you're being weird yeah i am
44:41are you asking me if i'm going to see anyone else no what are you trying to say then no i was just
44:45saying like just breathe just calm down i don't know hang on let me just pace a little bit no don't
44:53pace it makes me more anxious sit down relax i'm wigging out i'm going to take three deep breaths
45:03you're going to tell me just breathe i just don't talk so fast my brain's going ding ding ding ding
45:09okay you just talk for a second i'm going to do some deep breathing okay if you're asking me
45:14are we going to catch up on the outside yes we will catch up on the outside there is no labels on this
45:19there is no nothing on this this is just we're just going to see what how it goes when we get here
45:24and then if all goes well would you be interested to like set a halfway point and i'll just get like
45:32an airbnb or something and we can just hang out for a couple days in the future if i don't wear
45:37speedos again or get angry i get excited i really do i hope there is i really hope there is some form
45:46of a future i just don't i it's hard because i don't know what it what it'll look like you know
45:52so trying to picture my life let alone my life with her is very difficult you know what i mean
45:59but no i i am excited i'm very curious and keen to see where it all see where we end up
46:03he's coming over here for a minute i'm freaking out yeah sorry yes come on
46:21that's a really good point you just made i didn't think about it like that what you just breathe
46:27you're just getting all hot and flustered instead then you come over here and then
46:31all of a sudden i'm the calm one dreaming of dating bruce on the outside are you yeah
46:38i am what are you picturing oh him shirtless at the beach for one
46:46yup he's bringing me a coffee and he's my board caddy at the same time i don't know how he's doing that
46:54i don't know how he's got two boards under his arms and a coffee for me oh yeah the surf's pumping
47:01all that first sip of coffee and bruce is looking mighty fine
47:09shall we go inside yeah you forgot your hat
47:12all that
47:17draw
47:18to me
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