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00:00This famous play was first performed on the courtyard stage of the Holy Day Inn, across the river from Timms in Hollywood, then a bustling suburb of Elizabethan England.
00:14Unfortunately, following the burning of the original Fire Sign Theater in 1662 by the Puritan, and the following restoration of the Fire Sail Theater in 1666, many of the plays were lost.
00:29For instance, Anything You Want To, of course, was their most famous surviving play. However, in its original form, it was performed in five acts, three of them unnatural, and two of them against the state.
00:41Of these, only the first three survived. However, Solid State U is at present attempting to assemble a complete version of this classical tragic comedy.
00:52Tonight, we will spotlight the second act. The scene is a graveyard. Two soldiers view the ghost of King Bernardo, and by his instructions, they summon young Prince Edmund from his fleet in Capo Flem.
01:07Now, young Edmund, faced with the ghost, let's contemplate the meaning of death and procreation. Let the play begin.
01:14Let the play begin.
01:21The
01:22shit
01:23This
01:28this
01:29is
01:31This
01:32is
01:34This
01:37is
01:38Oh, to the ghost, my fault!
01:44Evacuate into the morning, this old dress, all right?
01:49Come not go through, spirit cold, or I'll spread your secret to the last butthole.
01:55Arr, put up your fight, Pete.
01:58It's I, onward on your battle, mate.
02:02I mean, battle, mate, your mind.
02:04You're just, just couldn't be panted up, though.
02:07It's only right that you can show me up again.
02:09You wank and clank and grit with terror.
02:14I'm sorry, Matt.
02:16It's fable King Bernardo really wants.
02:20You can't tell, Jellia.
02:23If I be Jellia, we'll be in breakfast.
02:25Oh, yes, touch upon us.
02:28Ah, come fill your care.
02:30We'll meet the dawn with all those up.
02:32Ben, you boys, Ben.
02:34Oh, who's going there?
02:40A real boat.
02:42Up upon the battle, mate.
02:44They seem to blow it.
02:45Now what, I'm going to say, let's get a breath.
02:47Let's shop as boaters with feet.
02:51Now, let's get the boaters with, on my day to be clambered, and.
02:57Long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long.
03:03For a man with grunted age and bold type.
03:11Noble type?
03:15What would fight you mean?
03:17Uh, I would fight.
03:19Fire in Paris!
03:21There's but one man that's been to that kid's person.
03:25I rubbed my body in five bands.
03:27There's one!
03:29Edmund?
03:31Not Edmund, Edmund.
03:33The night for Edmund.
03:35Happy Edmund.
03:37Thank you, Edmund.
03:39He ain't broken, Edmund.
03:41I know the nook in which he sleeps the night away.
03:45I'll get him flat.
03:47I will go.
03:49I will go.
03:51Night tips away.
03:53Ah!
03:54But there's an idea of how he's moving to the flat.
03:57Don't sleep, my brother.
03:59Stay.
04:00Stay.
04:01Stay.
04:02Help me not.
04:03Where is it?
04:04Where is it?
04:05Show it to me, man.
04:06Show it to me.
04:07I'm sorry, sir.
04:08He's standing on King Rana's hungry power, my lord.
04:11You coward.
04:12Tell me, my fourth man, my lord.
04:14But what is his feeling?
04:16It's a ghost.
04:17A ghost?
04:18He thought he spoke of ghosts upon the battle, man.
04:21What a ghost?
04:22Oh, my lord.
04:23A ghost.
04:24A ghost.
04:25A ghost.
04:26A ghost.
04:27A ghost.
04:28A ghost.
04:29A ghost.
04:30A ghost.
04:31A ghost.
04:32A ghost.
04:33How could it be to go to my spirit life?
04:34The spook would speak with thee, to meet upon their slippery stones.
04:37And step not, and take the spirit, for all thy chance will be.
04:42And they take care, master, and he leads thee not to hell.
04:46Hell? What's hell? They pull it down.
04:50What's up to me only to hell? What's hell?
04:52And the tot, who told me not to cross the moth,
04:56but in the moth which you deceit me, cast the moth from my own eyes,
05:00and that I crossed my eyes and double-crossed the moth to the moth.
05:04But soon they made me warning, I swear, not by myself,
05:08could make me blind, but I was deaf,
05:10and so I dusted to a banning bush, and, lo, a golden soon,
05:14I rose again to bite another apple off yet another heave.
05:19I spit out a thick, afraid of hell,
05:22I let my necessary die, and the great monster,
05:25the big monster, pink spirit,
05:27cracked upon my bed.
05:29Who cares? Are we not men?
05:32Can we fall?
05:34Can we not rise again?
05:37Hot-headed, blocked with blood.
05:40Will they have that who's left looking anywhere we can?
05:43St. Mickey, save me!
05:45What happened, boy?
05:47You see?
05:49You see? He knows me.
05:51I go, for free, for pooping,
05:55and they won't have at you!
05:57No, I...
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