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BOBism

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00:00Hiya, friends. Ralph Spoilsport. Ralph Spoilsport Motors, the world's largest new used and used new automobile dealership. Ralph Spoilsport Motors here in the city of emphysema. Let's just look at the extras on this fabulous car. Wire wheel spoke fenders, two-way sneeze-through wind vents, star-studded mud guard, sponge-coated edible steering column, chrome fender dents, and factory air-conditioned air from our fully factory-equipped air-conditioned factory. It's a beautiful car, friends, with doors to match.
00:28Birch's Blacklist says this automobile was stolen, but for you, friends, the complete price, only $295,000 in easily monthly payments of $25 a week, twice a week, and never on Sunday.
00:41One, two, three, go.
00:44Take me out to the Buddha. Take me out to his shrine. Buy me some prayer wheels and saffron robes. I just want to beg round the globe. And it's root, root, root for Siddhartha, my favorite avatar yet.
01:04And it's one, two, three incarnations in old Tibet.
01:14Welcome to the world of Bobism.
01:19Hello, I'm Bob.
01:23Bobism is a new mystical philosophy
01:27based on Bob
01:30as revealed to Bob
01:32by Bob.
01:34B-O-B-T-V
01:51now breaks off broadcasting.
01:56Be well.
01:59Be happy.
02:01Be Bob.
02:02Be Bob.
02:04Be were you.
02:08Be helpful.
02:10Be sure is life.
02:12Be keh where you are.
02:13Be help.
02:14Be head.
02:17Be given me here.
02:20Will!
02:21Be happy.
02:21Be good.
02:23Beģ“ļæ½ performance, be aware of it.
02:23Be Honduran, be there.
02:24Be good.
02:24Be something.
02:25Be good.
02:25Be Pokemon-
02:26Be bona.
02:27Be good.
02:27Be thing, and...
02:28Get ready to go.
02:30Be sure is there.
02:31Be good.
02:31Be true.
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