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00:00Why don't you like my boyfriend?
00:01I'm just 90% sure he's 100% gay.
00:04Cheese!
00:05Well, you guys have fun!
00:07Do you want me to touch up your hair, honey?
00:09Oh, no, I'm good.
00:10You like my new bracelet?
00:11Oh, cute!
00:11Alex, you and Michael remind me so much of me and my first girlfriend.
00:16Girlfriend?
00:17So one year, I asked her to go to the Church Bizarre Lip Seek contest with,
00:20which was ironic, because two weeks later,
00:22I fell head over heels for a young, square-jawed rodeo ticket taker named Woody Ray.
00:27Oh, this one.
00:28I get it.
00:29I know what you think about Michael, Mom.
00:30You didn't have to bring in your big gay guns to back you up.
00:33I don't want you to get hurt.
00:34Your mother just wants you to have all the information.
00:37He's straight.
00:38Weakest.
00:39I kissed a lot of girls when I wanted to be straight.
00:41It's not the olden days anymore, you guys.
00:43I can just ask him.
00:45Okay.
00:45Unless you're a boy, I'm pretty sure I'm straight, sir.
00:48You just give me a minute.
00:49Michael's not gay, no, he hates me.
00:51We ruined Alex's life, by the way.
00:54I don't know, she looks okay.
00:55Oh, looks like they made up.
00:56Shh, just listen to me.
00:57I can help her avoid so much pain.
00:59At least with a gay kid, you know, she's going to get a great flower range.
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