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Treated for a Concussion at the Vet | Mixed Nuts
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00:00
Dr. Kinski?
00:15
Hello?
00:18
I'll be right back.
00:21
Is anyone here?
00:23
Marshall?
00:24
Dr. Kinski? Merry Christmas.
00:26
What? Oh, hi, Philip.
00:28
I can't talk. I'm in a rush.
00:30
We've got a problem. You've got to help us.
00:31
I can't. I've got to go.
00:32
Felix is bleeding like crazy. He was hitting the head with a fruitcake.
00:35
How'd that happen?
00:36
Lover's quarrel.
00:38
Philip, please, don't go anthropomorphic on me.
00:41
I'm up to my eyeballs and people that think that animals have feelings.
00:44
I don't think you understand it.
00:45
All right, come on. I'll help you. I'll take care of it.
00:47
Just do me a favor, will you? Spare me the melodrama.
00:50
Take Felix out of his box.
00:52
Put him in here. I'll be right back.
00:53
Take Felix out of his box.
00:55
Hi, Pepper Ginger, Rennie Duke, Scotty Billy.
00:58
Hi. Hi. I'm running a little late.
01:03
What is it now?
01:04
A cat with a concussion.
01:05
That's the way it's always going to be, isn't it?
01:07
The animals are always going to come first.
01:09
Well, Merry Christmas. Not that you even ever celebrated.
01:11
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hey.
01:14
Oh.
01:19
A person named Felix.
01:21
Well, before there were cats named Felix, there were people named Felix.
01:24
No, I think you'll find if you look that up, the exact opposite is true.
01:26
Hi, Poncho. Hi, little Poncho.
01:30
You don't have to worry, do you?
01:31
You don't have a dream.
01:32
All you want is food and love.
01:34
That's all I want.
01:34
I want to be a role artist.
01:36
You can make people happy by chasing a stick.
01:39
I have to raise $5,000 or I'm going to hurt two people I really care about.
01:42
I care about Gracie.
01:44
I care about Vanessa.
01:46
I care about Catherine and Mrs. Muchnick.
01:48
What about Susan?
01:49
Susan's gone.
01:50
Gracie's gone.
01:51
Vanessa's gone.
01:52
Give up women, Poncho.
01:53
Tomorrow he will.
01:54
Ooh, that's got to hurt.
01:56
Oh, no.
01:57
Once he takes a couple of these, he won't know what hit him.
01:59
We never know what hits us.
02:01
And one day we're talking in falsetto.
02:03
Stay.
02:05
Let me ask you something.
02:07
How many pillows does Susan have on her bed?
02:10
About 12.
02:11
See?
02:12
What is it with women in pillows?
02:14
I mean, how many do you need?
02:15
I mean, how many do you need?
02:17
Two.
02:17
One for you and one for her, right?
02:19
Yeah.
02:19
Vanessa has all these pillows.
02:23
I mean, she's got round ones.
02:25
She's got heart-shaped ones.
02:26
She's got those pillows with the stuff around the edges.
02:31
Ruffles?
02:32
Yeah.
02:33
So you want to go to bed, you got to take all the pillows off.
02:35
Then in the morning, you got to put them all back on.
02:38
What is the point?
02:39
Marshall, lifesavers are about to go under.
02:41
I don't care about pillows.
02:42
What's wrong with him?
02:47
Oh, my God.
02:49
Felix!
02:50
Felix!
02:50
Get up!
02:50
Felix!
02:51
Get up!
02:51
What happened?
02:52
He took an overdose of dog tranquilizers.
02:54
Oh, my gosh, Felix!
02:55
Get him up!
02:56
Get him up!
02:56
Walk him around!
02:57
Get out of the way!
02:58
Get out of the way!
02:58
All right, keep on moving!
03:00
Keep moving!
03:00
How can you possibly be friends with these people?
03:02
I beg your pardon, Philip.
03:04
Where did you find them?
03:06
If you must know, I met Gracie at an adult children of alcoholics meeting.
03:09
Was your mother an alcoholic?
03:10
No.
03:11
Was your father?
03:11
No, I went two times because someone told me it was a good place to meet a man.
03:15
Of course, I didn't meet a man.
03:16
That goes without saying.
03:17
I met Gracie, though, and she breaks my heart.
03:20
And because I care about her, I care about Felix.
03:24
I'm not like you, Philip.
03:25
I'm not one of those people who's only good on the phone.
03:28
That's not true.
03:29
I'm good in person.
03:30
In person?
03:30
You just blame everyone.
03:32
You did something wrong at the office.
03:34
You gave out our address.
03:35
Did I blame you?
03:37
No.
03:38
I blame the Santa Anas.
03:40
I don't even know what the Santa Anas are.
03:43
They're dry winds from the desert that blow toward the west.
03:46
Oh, shut up.
03:50
Don't just stand there.
03:51
Call an ambulance.
03:52
That's something you'll be good at.
03:55
I'm glad that we're not working together.
03:57
I'm glad that this is our last week.
03:59
Felix, if Gracie had any idea what you've done, she would be devastated.
04:04
I'm glad that this is our last week.
04:05
I'm glad that this is our last week.
04:06
I'm glad that this is our last week.
04:06
I'm glad that this is our last week.
04:07
I'm glad that this is our last week.
04:08
I'm glad that this is our last week.
04:08
I'm glad that this is our last week.
04:09
I'm glad that this is our last week.
04:09
I'm glad that this is our last week.
04:10
I'm glad that this is our last week.
04:10
I'm glad that this is our last week.
04:11
I'm glad that this is our last week.
04:11
I'm glad that this is our last week.
04:12
I'm glad that this is our last week.
04:13
I'm glad that this is our last week.
04:14
I'm glad that this is our last week.
04:15
I'm glad that this is our last week.
04:16
I'm glad that this is our last week.
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