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00:00Dr. Kinski?
00:15Hello?
00:18I'll be right back.
00:21Is anyone here?
00:23Marshall?
00:24Dr. Kinski? Merry Christmas.
00:26What? Oh, hi, Philip.
00:28I can't talk. I'm in a rush.
00:30We've got a problem. You've got to help us.
00:31I can't. I've got to go.
00:32Felix is bleeding like crazy. He was hitting the head with a fruitcake.
00:35How'd that happen?
00:36Lover's quarrel.
00:38Philip, please, don't go anthropomorphic on me.
00:41I'm up to my eyeballs and people that think that animals have feelings.
00:44I don't think you understand it.
00:45All right, come on. I'll help you. I'll take care of it.
00:47Just do me a favor, will you? Spare me the melodrama.
00:50Take Felix out of his box.
00:52Put him in here. I'll be right back.
00:53Take Felix out of his box.
00:55Hi, Pepper Ginger, Rennie Duke, Scotty Billy.
00:58Hi. Hi. I'm running a little late.
01:03What is it now?
01:04A cat with a concussion.
01:05That's the way it's always going to be, isn't it?
01:07The animals are always going to come first.
01:09Well, Merry Christmas. Not that you even ever celebrated.
01:11Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hey.
01:14Oh.
01:19A person named Felix.
01:21Well, before there were cats named Felix, there were people named Felix.
01:24No, I think you'll find if you look that up, the exact opposite is true.
01:26Hi, Poncho. Hi, little Poncho.
01:30You don't have to worry, do you?
01:31You don't have a dream.
01:32All you want is food and love.
01:34That's all I want.
01:34I want to be a role artist.
01:36You can make people happy by chasing a stick.
01:39I have to raise $5,000 or I'm going to hurt two people I really care about.
01:42I care about Gracie.
01:44I care about Vanessa.
01:46I care about Catherine and Mrs. Muchnick.
01:48What about Susan?
01:49Susan's gone.
01:50Gracie's gone.
01:51Vanessa's gone.
01:52Give up women, Poncho.
01:53Tomorrow he will.
01:54Ooh, that's got to hurt.
01:56Oh, no.
01:57Once he takes a couple of these, he won't know what hit him.
01:59We never know what hits us.
02:01And one day we're talking in falsetto.
02:03Stay.
02:05Let me ask you something.
02:07How many pillows does Susan have on her bed?
02:10About 12.
02:11See?
02:12What is it with women in pillows?
02:14I mean, how many do you need?
02:15I mean, how many do you need?
02:17Two.
02:17One for you and one for her, right?
02:19Yeah.
02:19Vanessa has all these pillows.
02:23I mean, she's got round ones.
02:25She's got heart-shaped ones.
02:26She's got those pillows with the stuff around the edges.
02:31Ruffles?
02:32Yeah.
02:33So you want to go to bed, you got to take all the pillows off.
02:35Then in the morning, you got to put them all back on.
02:38What is the point?
02:39Marshall, lifesavers are about to go under.
02:41I don't care about pillows.
02:42What's wrong with him?
02:47Oh, my God.
02:49Felix!
02:50Felix!
02:50Get up!
02:50Felix!
02:51Get up!
02:51What happened?
02:52He took an overdose of dog tranquilizers.
02:54Oh, my gosh, Felix!
02:55Get him up!
02:56Get him up!
02:56Walk him around!
02:57Get out of the way!
02:58Get out of the way!
02:58All right, keep on moving!
03:00Keep moving!
03:00How can you possibly be friends with these people?
03:02I beg your pardon, Philip.
03:04Where did you find them?
03:06If you must know, I met Gracie at an adult children of alcoholics meeting.
03:09Was your mother an alcoholic?
03:10No.
03:11Was your father?
03:11No, I went two times because someone told me it was a good place to meet a man.
03:15Of course, I didn't meet a man.
03:16That goes without saying.
03:17I met Gracie, though, and she breaks my heart.
03:20And because I care about her, I care about Felix.
03:24I'm not like you, Philip.
03:25I'm not one of those people who's only good on the phone.
03:28That's not true.
03:29I'm good in person.
03:30In person?
03:30You just blame everyone.
03:32You did something wrong at the office.
03:34You gave out our address.
03:35Did I blame you?
03:37No.
03:38I blame the Santa Anas.
03:40I don't even know what the Santa Anas are.
03:43They're dry winds from the desert that blow toward the west.
03:46Oh, shut up.
03:50Don't just stand there.
03:51Call an ambulance.
03:52That's something you'll be good at.
03:55I'm glad that we're not working together.
03:57I'm glad that this is our last week.
03:59Felix, if Gracie had any idea what you've done, she would be devastated.
04:04I'm glad that this is our last week.
04:05I'm glad that this is our last week.
04:06I'm glad that this is our last week.
04:06I'm glad that this is our last week.
04:07I'm glad that this is our last week.
04:08I'm glad that this is our last week.
04:08I'm glad that this is our last week.
04:09I'm glad that this is our last week.
04:09I'm glad that this is our last week.
04:10I'm glad that this is our last week.
04:10I'm glad that this is our last week.
04:11I'm glad that this is our last week.
04:11I'm glad that this is our last week.
04:12I'm glad that this is our last week.
04:13I'm glad that this is our last week.
04:14I'm glad that this is our last week.
04:15I'm glad that this is our last week.
04:16I'm glad that this is our last week.
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