I Wanna Get Chocolate Wasted ｜ Grown Ups

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00:00Hey, Lenny, remember we used to come here in high school late night after we got wasted.

00:15What's wasted?

00:16Oh, nice one, Ergie.

00:18Uh, wasted, uh, kids, is something that happens when you have a hankering for ice cream.

00:26Well, I want to get wasted.

00:27I want to get totally wasted.

00:28I want to get wasted every single day of my life.

00:30I want to get chocolate wasted.

00:32No, you don't need to get wasted. It's okay.

00:34All right, everybody, you know what? Let me make this easy.

00:37Uh, 17 burgers and, uh, 17 fries, okay?

00:41And, uh, that'll be just for me.

00:43What are you guys having?

00:44Aw.

00:45Lamb and salt.

00:46Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:48Uh, do me a favor. That's for everybody, and I just put it on there.

00:50Oh, you don't have to do that.

00:51I'm not gonna have any hamburgers.

00:53I'll take some meatloaf, some calzones, put the marinara sauce on the side, uh, with corn, uh, either on the cup or whatever you got.

01:02What, are you going to the electric chair?

01:04What?

01:05No, he's just kidding, Henry VIII.

01:06She's eating for two.

01:10Her and Tobo Cop.

01:11Aw.

01:12But, Mama, they do have bunion rings if you want some.

01:15Yeah.

01:15Mama, Mama, I'm kidding.

01:16That was good, lady.

01:17How about some drinks?

01:18Hey, I said I'm paying, so take it easy with that, okay?

01:21I'm kidding, everybody.

01:22I'm kidding.

01:23We can drink all we want.

01:24I'll start it off.

01:25I'm gonna have a Coke, and I know Donna, she's gonna want, uh, uh, Sprite, correct, sweetie?

01:29And, uh, beans good with milk, obviously.

01:34I want cookies.

01:35Ooh, cookies and milf.

01:38Milf?

01:38Oh, Higgins, thank you so much.

01:40Take it easy, all right?

01:40Hey, tuck it away, sweet burgers.

01:43And I'll take a flat water, Voss.

01:45What?

01:46You know, Voss, or Fiji, if you don't have Voss.

01:49Uh, yeah, you know, anything you got's good.

01:51Yeah, we have out of the faucet.

01:53Like, from a hose?

01:54Tap water.

01:55What country's that from?

01:56Oh, my God, just get the water.

01:58We're done talking about water, tap water.

02:00Uh, I go get the Voss.

02:01Let me just sit down, Henry.

02:02Don't you just study a menu?

02:03The big test is coming?

02:05Uh, yidi hon bobao ho jian.

02:13Hey, now.

02:14I'm sorry, what now?

02:15He says they have the best burger in town here.

02:18Really?

02:19Since when did you learn to speak Chinese?

02:21Uh, it's just a little something I picked up watching a Chinese cooking show.

02:24That's great.

02:25Maybe you should focus a little less on the talking and a little more on the cooking.

02:29Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

02:31You got towed.

02:33Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

02:33It runs on.

02:35You got towed.

02:36Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

02:37He comes back.

02:39Mommy, can I have some of her milk?

02:41There he is.

02:44Joe Hollywood.

02:46Who's that?

02:47Dickie Bailey?

02:49Oh, my God.

02:50Yeah, long time no see.

02:52How you doing?

02:52Yeah.

02:53You know, that game had some bad calls.

02:56Now, what game are we talking about?

02:58The game, what, when we were kids?

03:0030 years ago, that game?

03:01That last shot?

03:03Your foot was on the line.

03:05Shouldn't have counted.

03:07Wow.

03:07I don't know.

03:08I don't remember it quite like that.

03:10So you got the rest of the fugly five over there, huh?

03:12Uh, uh, yes.

03:14Yes, they are.

03:15The boys are here.

03:16Boys?

03:17They don't look like they can make it up and down the court anymore.

03:19Mm.

03:20What about you?

03:20You put on a few pounds?

03:22From when I was 12?

03:24Yes, I think so.

03:26You don't know how to come at me, do you?

03:29Rematch.

03:29I dare you.

03:31Wow.

03:31In basketball, you don't look like you're in the greatest shape either.

03:36I could see you having a getting off the couch contest with you, but, uh...

03:39Anytime, anywhere.

03:41I-I was just kidding.

03:42I really don't want to be there.

03:43And, uh, hey, next time you come to town, I'll have plenty of that boss water for your kid.

03:48Wouldn't want him to go thirsty.

03:50Yeah, yeah.

03:51All right, well, uh, just for the record, it's boss water, by the way, with a V.

03:55Ooh.

03:56Okay.

04:00It's gonna be an emotional day tomorrow, boy.

04:02Spreading the buzzer's ashes.

04:03Oh, my God.

04:05Well, the coach requested that we scatter his remains on McIntyre Island.

04:08I got a beautiful ceremony planned.

04:10Lenny, you still gonna be able to do that tomorrow?

04:11What time do you leave?

04:13What time do you leave?

04:14What do you mean, leave?

04:15I forgot to tell you, fellas.

04:17We gotta take off in the morning.

04:19You're leaving the lake house?

04:20What are you talking about?

04:21You can't leave.

04:21We got the ceremony tomorrow.

04:23Oh, Lenny's just playing everybody.

04:24Are you joking?

04:24Come on.

04:25No, no, no, no, no.

04:26Are you joking?

04:27I want to be there.

04:28I mean, we all want to be there.

04:29We just gotta go to Milan.

04:31Milan what?

04:32Italy?

04:33What's in Milan?

04:34It's pretty cool.

04:36Roxanne's got her fall line coming out.

04:37Fashion week.

04:38Three nights at the Four Seasons, baby.

04:41Eggs Benedict by the pool.

04:43PlayStation 3 in every room.

04:45And they show boobies on Italian TV.

04:48I'm going to Italy.

04:52I mean, no, no, we all...

04:53I didn't tell you guys.

04:54We're probably gonna go to Italy.

04:55Thanks for having the surprise.

04:58Lenny, it's not gonna be the same without you.

05:00Yeah, come on.

05:01Roxanne was cool enough to let us come for tonight

05:03because this is a big deal for her.

05:04I mean, can't Roxanne go without you?

05:06Yeah, I know.

05:07We are a team, me and my lady,

05:10and we do everything together.

05:11Last year, we had to skip Becky's school play for Milan.

05:15Roxanne.

05:18Roxanne.

05:20I thought we were gonna get wasted.

05:24Sweetie, what was I supposed to do?

05:26Lie to them?

05:27It's not what you said.

05:29It's how you said it.

05:30I am not some insensitive, work-crazy dragon lady,

05:35and I'm not gonna let you defeat me as one.

05:37We are skipping the dinner in Milan,

05:40spreading the ashes,

05:41and we're leaving first thing Sunday morning.

05:44Let it go for you.

05:46We'll see you next time.

05:48Let the house eat for you.

05:50We'll see you next time.

05:52We'll see you next time.

05:53We'll see you next time.

05:55All right.

05:55Mommy behind you.

05:56We'll see you next time.

05:58Baby behind you.

05:59You

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