00:23Well, there's nothing wrong with the mean bass line,
00:26but we have two meaner individuals making their way down to ringside here tonight.
00:31Yutro Takahashi leads down the Lone Star Outlaw.
00:34Couple of real meany things.
00:36Yeah, Yutro and Chase Owens make their way down to ringside,
00:39and already eliminated from this year's World Tag League,
00:42not just House of Fortune, but their opponents here tonight
00:45who are just purely playing for pride in this league matchup here on the evening.
00:49I heard Chase Owens' boots were made in China.
00:52Was that Chexen with Chinese boots?
00:55Well, maybe so.
00:56Where did you get that information from?
00:58Well, I have my sources.
01:00The Lone Star Outlaw, brother.
01:05The Lone Star Outlaw, brother.
01:06Oh, my God.
01:07Gun violence.
01:08In this country?
01:09In this country?
01:10In this country?
01:11I don't think so, Bucko.
01:12Huh?
01:13Oh, good Lord.
01:14Chase Owens' boots.
01:15In this country?
01:16In this country?
01:17Wow.
01:18I don't think so, Bucko.
01:19Huh?
01:20Oh, good Lord.
01:21Chase Owens and Yutro Takahashi.
01:22House of Torture representation on zero points.
01:23Listen to this beautiful performance tonight.
01:25Oh, listen to this.
01:27He's so consistent, vocally.
01:28Every night.
01:29It's incredible.
01:30I don't think so.
01:31I don't think so, Bucko.
01:32Huh?
01:33Oh, good Lord.
01:34Chase Owens and Yutro Takahashi.
01:36House of Torture representation on zero points.
01:38Listen to this beautiful performance tonight.
01:40Oh, listen to this.
01:41He's so consistent, vocally.
01:55Every night.
01:56It's incredible.
01:57I don't understand how he does it.
01:58Well, I can only dream of having pipes like that.
02:00Incredible.
02:01Make my job a lot easier.
02:02Voice of an angel.
02:03Taichi and Satoshi Kojima.
02:06Team 100 walk in tonight.
02:08Zero points on the board.
02:10Let's see what Taichi and Kojima can cook up here tonight.
02:13Against Chase Owens and Yutro Takahashi.
02:16Kojima hoping to cook up some toast.
02:18You know what I'm saying?
02:19Oh, yeah.
02:20Maybe a baguette.
02:23A nice sourdough.
02:25A nice sourdough.
02:26There he is.
02:27There he is.
02:28And just so nonchalant about...
02:32Just singing.
02:33Perfectly.
02:36And just so nonchalant about... just singing perfectly.
02:59Another nice haircut. You don't want to get kicked in that. You got to watch the haircut, protect it at all costs.
03:06Oh, it is. Oh, come on. We're getting into the preview here tonight. It's Yutro Takahashi and Chase Owens.
03:14Going to get this one started right now. Referee Kenta Sato. Going to call for the gong. It's officially underway.
03:19Another example. You got to, you know, let them just take you outside and have their way with it.
03:24I mean, it's the House of Torture way certainly being felt here tonight.
03:27Nosaka has Yutro Takahashi. A little bit of copyright here on Satoshi Kojima.
03:32Two points on the board for Taichi and Kojima.
03:35Nothing to show for Yutro and Chase Owens.
03:38Well...
03:41And I would like to say that it's a long game here in World's Agile.
03:44That's a long game.
03:45About near at the end of the long game.
03:47Really long.
03:48Yeah, right. Zero points on the board even still.
03:51The worst thing that could happen for Chase Owens and Yutro Takahashi is to be the only House of Torture team in this tournament.
03:57To not win a single matchup. I mean, how do you think that would reflect whatever men like Evil and Doc Volley have put up six points in the league.
04:04Narita and Sonata might put up eight tomorrow, currently sitting at six tonight.
04:08We have no idea what that could really do to the confidence of Chase and Yutro.
04:12Yeah, like ruin their confidence.
04:14Well, I mean...
04:15We don't step in this ring in boots from China.
04:18And where do you hear it?
04:19Or the Lone Star Cowboy or Paul.
04:21Chase Owens.
04:22Where have you heard Chase Owens' boots are made in China?
04:24Look at them.
04:25They're falling apart.
04:26One, two, three.
04:27They are falling apart.
04:29All right.
04:30You don't want to tell them, Matt.
04:32They don't even have a heel on them.
04:35It was not made in Texas.
04:37All right.
04:38Well...
04:39You know as an Oklahoma boy.
04:40Yeah.
04:41Okay.
04:42Tag made.
04:43Here comes Chase Owens.
04:44Oh, right in the bread basket.
04:46Look at him.
04:47Yeah.
04:48Look at him.
04:49I'm sure you and Kojima get a lot great in these states.
04:52We do.
04:53You know?
04:54Covering a kick out at two here.
04:57Chase Owens looking to eat a victory for the first time.
05:00It's something he hasn't been able to do thus far in the World Tag League.
05:04Taichi, meanwhile.
05:05Only two points on the board for Taichi and Kojima.
05:08Not much of a better position to be in, but...
05:10Actually infinitely better technically.
05:12Mathematically, they're infinitely in a better position.
05:14Oh, okay.
05:15Than the zero point.
05:16All right.
05:17Well, you know...
05:18Well...
05:19But you look at the quality of that win for Taichi and Kojima, too.
05:23It came in their first match against Maroki Koto and Yoshihashi.
05:26I mean, that is the tag to you.
05:27I need your hand to wrestle.
05:29Yeah.
05:30So again, showing a lot of...
05:33I don't know.
05:34Showing a lot of steam off that toast or something.
05:36You know, Alex, I'm starting to feel you have favoritism in this match.
05:39Well, maybe.
05:40Well...
05:41Well, Chima...
05:42Oh!
05:43Spikes in on that DDT.
05:45What's not to favor?
05:47The beautiful DDT like that.
05:49I hope he throws that elbow right a little below the waist.
05:52Well...
05:53Drop that elbow on him.
05:54This sounds like a house of torture tactic more than anything, but...
05:56Well...
05:57We'll see what Taichi can put in here.
05:59Okay.
06:00Oh, here...
06:01Here comes you, Jerome.
06:02Are they familiar with tagging?
06:03Oh, well...
06:04Easy.
06:05Oh!
06:06Team tournament.
06:07Oh!
06:08See, that's...
06:10Oh!
06:11Oh!
06:12Right on the jaw.
06:13And that's how you know that those are authentic Japanese footwear.
06:18Oh.
06:19Because they'll take you off your feet.
06:22Hard.
06:29Oh!
06:30Japanese make some of the best footwear.
06:32Yeah.
06:33Well...
06:34That's why I choose to wear Japanese footwear.
06:36Okay.
06:37Oh!
06:38There it is!
06:39Hey!
06:40Sidewinder there from Chase Owens.
06:42Going to put down Taichi for the time being.
06:44And Owens scrambles on the cover for the win.
06:47Two!
06:48Oh, don't push the referee.
06:51He's a nice guy.
06:52Yeah.
06:53Owens now out of the corner.
06:54And maybe thinking C-trigger and bounce.
06:57Oh!
06:58Not enough weight in that move.
07:01Fake leather.
07:03Chase Owens, no!
07:08Right off the dome here tonight.
07:11Oh!
07:12And Owens seized on that one.
07:14His left eye is in his right eye socket.
07:16Oh!
07:17That's awful.
07:18That's awesome.
07:19Taichi now.
07:23Gotta give the people what they want, Alex.
07:25I agree.
07:26There he is!
07:27Woo!
07:28Yeah, this is a sport that loves no pants.
07:31Well, Yujiro, meanwhile, not too happy that Taichi's pantsless tonight.
07:36I can smell it.
07:37Wow.
07:38Yujiro.
07:39Yujiro or Taichi?
07:40Mm-hmm.
07:41Okay.
07:42Hard to tell.
07:43All right.
07:44Yujiro makes the tag now.
07:46Finally.
07:47Learned how to do that.
07:48Competing in this 13th world tag with Yujiro Takahashi.
07:52You would think he would know how to make tags.
07:54Well, yeah, certainly so.
07:55Instead of just getting in the ring.
07:56Competed in the inaugural tournament back in 2012 alongside it.
07:59Masato Tanaka.
08:00Oh!
08:01Yeah, meanwhile.
08:03Boom!
08:04Did you see that one?
08:05Crispy.
08:06Oh, Saka heard it.
08:07And so have the people here tonight.
08:08Taichi's got to make that tag.
08:09I'm still trying to find it.
08:10I'm still looking for it.
08:11He looked at Kojima like, which one of you guys kicked him?
08:12Well.
08:13Tag made in the corner.
08:14Here comes Satoshi Kojima.
08:15You know, Alex Kojima, one of the greatest tag team wrestlers you'll find in New Japan
08:21history.
08:22Oh!
08:23Oh!
08:24Oh!
08:25Oh!
08:26Oh!
08:27Oh!
08:28Oh!
08:29Oh!
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09:00Oh!
09:01Oh!
09:02Oh!
09:03Oh!
09:04Oh!
09:05Oh!
09:06I know you like it, Sal.
09:07Oh yeah, it's off of the border.
09:09Taco Bell?
09:10Oh yes, I get it, I understand.
09:16Kojima, watch it.
09:19Okay, okay, well, that's my bit, brother.
09:22Hand and mouth disease from Yutro Takahashi.
09:26Kochi, Kochi, cut her.
09:31Oh, and a roundhouse from Tai Chi.
09:33Oh no.
09:34Zoans with an E.
09:36And up, Kochi, Kochi, one more time.
09:39Calls that the C trigger, right?
09:41Yes, he does.
09:42For China.
09:43No, not even close.
09:47Okay.
09:49Kojima, the elbow pad off, off the ropes.
09:52Big ball, oh.
09:53Yutro.
09:55Okay.
09:56Tokyo Pimps wants to plant it out here.
09:58Right to the eye of Kojima again.
10:00Oh.
10:01See?
10:02Dropped down with the inverted DDT.
10:04Shaz!
10:05Shaz!
10:06Shaz!
10:07Oh, Kochi.
10:08Oh wait, I'm not, I'm supposed to be impartial.
10:12Oh, you can be biased.
10:13Okay.
10:14I think I'm the one who's done a lot.
10:15All right.
10:16Chase Owens, right to the midsection.
10:18Yutro.
10:19Oh.
10:20Fishermans.
10:21Oh!
10:22Busted down Owens.
10:24Seat trigger.
10:25Oh, there it is.
10:26There it is.
10:27Cover for Yutro.
10:28Two!
10:29Oh!
10:30He made it.
10:31Oh!
10:32Come on, come on, come on.
10:34We're playing for pride here tonight.
10:35Oh, what are you doing, press?
10:36What are you doing?
10:37Chase Owens has more pride than most, but...
10:39What's he doing?
10:40Oh, there's...
10:41He's explaining out of count to Kit Lasato.
10:44Oh, I did it.
10:45Meanwhile, that pips Kane in the hand of Yutro.
10:48Oh!
10:49Oh, my God.
10:50Hilarion in the Kane.
10:52Oh, hitting with the left there, boy.
10:56Watch the left.
10:58Cover.
10:59Cover.
11:00It's done.
11:01No.
11:02This one rolls on here.
11:03Hold on now.
11:06Taichi and Kojima now have Yutro center stage.
11:12Oh, yeah.
11:13Sandwiched.
11:14Oh, yeah.
11:15You know what you need for a sandwich, right?
11:18Oh, I know.
11:19Cover here.
11:20Come on.
11:21Kojima.
11:22Two.
11:23Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
11:28Oh, oh, oh, oh.
11:29Oh, oh, oh, oh.
11:30Oh, oh, oh, oh.
11:31Oh, oh, oh, oh.
11:32Oh, oh, oh, oh.
11:33Oh, oh, oh, oh.
11:34Oh, oh, oh, oh.
11:35Oh, oh, oh, oh.
11:36Cheering on his seniors at ringside.
11:38Team 100.
11:40Satoshi Kojima.
11:42All alone in there.
11:44Listen to the people.
11:46The people want it, Alex.
11:48I am the people.
11:51Oh.
11:52Oh, no.
11:53Wait a minute.
11:54Oh, no.
11:55Damn it.
11:56And a low blow.
11:57Oh, the flower.
11:58That rat bastard, Chase Owens.
12:00Is that flower?
12:01Yes.
12:02It's not even organic.
12:04Pimp down.
12:05Pimp down.
12:06It's over.
12:07Pimp down.
12:08House of Torture have done it.
12:11He's got it.
12:12Hapun yonjunara.
12:13Takahashi Yujiroh.
12:14It's the winner.
12:15It's the winner.
12:17Blinded a man.
12:18Yes.
12:19Then dropped him on his head.
12:20Doesn't even have his own eyes to comfort him.
12:21Oh, an unfortunate, unfortunate result here.
12:27here Chase Owens and Yutro Takahashi two points on the board oh he's why are you waving the air
12:39like you don't know what's in there but huh you did it oh good lord and Taichi but he almost got
12:49himself there yeah Taichi very unhappy with what we've seen here I just got to show you how honest
12:54of a man Taichi he doesn't even know how to throw powder at some point I don't think that's true
13:00well well never was yeah okay I'll take that for an answer he's turned a new leaf and he's forgotten
13:06his old ways Taichi and Satoshi Kojima the A block is 8.47 seconds Jace Owens and those cheap boots
13:19I can't stomach it any longer
13:26if you need to step away from the broadcast I don't mind I understand
13:31well well it's Taichi and Satoshi Kojima who have suffered loss here tonight and it's not funny
13:41it's not a laughing matter Alex you gotta stop laughing at it hey I'm not laughing at this
13:44I'm laughing at the cheap boots my boy Koji down there he's got flour in his eyes it's not even
13:49organic it's not huh it's not right it's not organic that's bullshit we don't we don't even
13:56know if it's flour to be quite honest with you I just assumed all right well it wouldn't shock me
14:01if Chase Owens and Yutro Takahashi had illegal substances yeah it's the house we're talking about
14:07right yeah he is he was promoting gun violence well you're in Japan of all places crazy Taichi and
14:14Satoshi Kojima on December 8th take on your current league leaders of Yoda Tsuji and Gabe Kidd we'll see
14:20if that changes as the action progresses throughout the evening we move right on here tonight to your
14:25next world tag league match on the evening El Desperado and Shuji Ishikawa take on House of
14:31Torture Evil and Dodd Falling
14:33hmm
14:34you know who would definitely have flour Alex
14:57who's that I think it's Dodd Falling oh I think I think Dodd Falling would have
15:04big flour guy oh yeah I saw that man on Japanese TV the other day eating 10 bowls of ramen did you
15:12see that I did not I turned on my TV I saw Dodd Falling on a talk show eating 10 straight bowls of
15:18ramen oh wow I was like wow maybe maybe you and Dodd Falling would share something in common
15:23well did you put down 10 10 10 bowls of ramen specifically two bowls sure is half yeah yeah
15:33you know it's a good meal 10 is 10's quite different yeah how much does he weigh that's
15:39how much does that guy how many bowls of ramen does he weigh well we'll have an answer by the end of the
15:45broadcast all right somebody google that I for one am shocked that it's taken Tatsu Matsumoto this long
15:54to scoop all the flour out of the ring what's the like conversion ratio
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