00:49Well, the long standing question in the world of professional wrestling has been this
01:09What do you get when you mix a war dog and a rampage dragon?
01:13No, it's not the beginning to a bad joke and a stand-up comedy night
01:16It's of course, the answer you get, pure violence
01:19Drow Maloney and Shingo Takagi looking to unleash just that on House of Torture's God Fale and Evil
01:26As Calumet was just yesterday in post-match comments
01:29Drow Maloney guaranteed that tonight he will lift Fale up for the Trilla Killer by Hook or by Crook
01:37I believe it
01:38I spent some time with Maloney on the Indies
01:48I've seen him lift some absolute behemoths of humans
01:55Like nothing, one time he done it one-armed
01:58Oh my
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02:28I don't know.
02:58It's a decent song to be fair.
03:28The walk away victorious here tonight.
03:30You're going to have to stay tuned to our semi-main event of the evening.
03:35You're going to have to stay tuned to our semi-main event of 193cm and 170kg.
03:42Don't fall in!
03:47170kg?
03:50Never Muzaketsu Champion, King of Darkness, I-BELU!
04:02It is your never-open-weight champion, EVIL, who stands alongside Don Fale here tonight.
04:10And World Tag League competition rolls on in our semi-main event of the evening.
04:14The War Dragons, Shingo Takagi and Joel Maloney.
04:18Callum, can you give me your thoughts on, overall, what you believe this War Dogs unaffiliated pairing has really turned into?
04:25I mean, we're not just talking Takagi and Maloney.
04:27We're talking Tsuji and Kidd as well.
04:29You're going to be dealing with them on the block B side of things soon enough.
04:33Or, rather, on the mix of my blocks.
04:36But you get the point I'm trying to make, Callum.
04:37Yeah, it's weird.
04:38I don't know.
04:39They were unaffiliated.
04:40You've got War Dogs doing their own thing.
04:43Then they make friends with these lot.
04:45I don't know.
04:46But, I mean, it's worked out.
04:48They're all friends.
04:50I don't really care, mate, if I'm honest.
04:52Well, you know, it's interesting to see, at least, Cal.
04:54It's almost we're looking into a mirrored universe of what New Japan Pro Wrestling could be.
04:58You know, if this is a long-term plan for Takagi and Maloney, I mean, these are two of the hardest hitters in the heavyweight division.
05:03We're in a multiverse right now.
05:05Yeah.
05:10It's like you're sitting around chatting about wrestling with your mates going, hey, I mean, what would happen if these two guys who are, you know, great power wrestlers.
05:17It's the what if series.
05:18Yeah, I mean, it really is.
05:19And that's what this World Tag League has turned into.
05:22Robo and David Finley on one.
05:24That's probably the only, the only pairing that everyone's kind of laughing at.
05:29Whereas the other ones, they are a threat.
05:34Look at these two.
05:35It's a Dragon and a Rottweiler.
05:36Yeah.
05:37Rampage Dragon and the War Dog, but you can't keep hyping one another up.
05:41You gotta look toward your opposition, and there is no hype on the side of Don Fale at the very least.
05:46Is there still that little bit of tension between them?
05:50I think that tension's always gonna be there in the way of both these units, the unaffiliated and the War Dogs, will always want to outperform one another.
05:58So even when their partner's trying to outperform each other, I mean, maybe it helps them in this tournament.
06:03I don't know.
06:04I don't know.
06:05Oh, come on.
06:06If that was, oh, there we go.
06:07Come on.
06:08Oh, a shot to the low blow.
06:10I don't know if it's, War Dogs think they've got the, they've got, I guess, the leader, leadership side, but unaffiliated unit.
06:20You can never tame a War Dog.
06:21Right.
06:22You can never domesticate that.
06:23Oh, where's it going?
06:25Well, Shingo Takagi has taken out our wonderful ring announcer here.
06:30Meanwhile, it is Evil who's gonna have the last laugh about it.
06:43As Evil and Shingo Takagi, these two men have done many a battle over the year.
06:47I'll never forget Shingo Takagi putting down Evil back in 2024 to claim the Never Openweight Championship.
06:53The current Never Openweight Champion, but Takagi's not gonna be able to throw his hat in the ring for Evil's title anytime soon.
06:59Evil has Aaron Wolf to be worried about, the gold medal Olympic Judica athlete.
07:04Hey, where's he?
07:05Yeah, well.
07:06Oh, I'm gonna debut the biggest Tokyo Dome ever, but I'm not gonna come on the road.
07:09I'm not gonna train.
07:10He was, what'd he do?
07:12He had some interview running the ropes at the dojo, and he had some idiot running along with him.
07:17It's an embarrassment.
07:18Yeah.
07:19I don't care if you're a gold medalist.
07:20Come to be a pro wrestler, respect what we do, man.
07:25I was gonna swear, I'm not allowed to swear on this, am I?
07:27Oh, no.
07:28We'll allow you one.
07:32Huh?
07:33I said, we'll give you one.
07:34I don't want Chris telling me off.
07:36You gotta use it, Weiss.
07:37I'll use it in the main event.
07:38Oh, there you go.
07:39Don Falle now continuing to put the pressure in on Shingo Takagi.
07:46Tag out in the blue corner.
07:47Here comes Evil.
07:48Oh, Evil.
07:52Oh, it's that T-shirt around the neck of Shingo Takagi.
07:58T-shirt or a towel, doesn't much matter.
08:00He's gonna do the job and draw Maloney.
08:02Oh, this is gonna, this is gonna do nothing but tick off the war dog here.
08:07Oh, this is, I mean, this is expert tactic whether you like it or not for House of Torture.
08:16It's the same song and dance we've seen.
08:18Well, if they broke, don't fix it.
08:21Yeah.
08:22Cover, cover, cover.
08:25Evil now, cover here on Takagi.
08:27Cover, cover.
08:28And wants another one.
08:29It's not gonna happen.
08:30He's trying a third time.
08:32Dope.
08:34Dope!
08:35Dope!
08:36Oh, no!
08:42Oh, no!
08:44This is the end!
08:48This is the end!
08:50This is the end!
09:06One, two, three, four, five, five.
09:13She now hits the ropes. Whoa.
09:16Faked out there on Dick Togo,
09:20but Dike and a guy gonna draw the leg of Ivo.
09:23Oh, Jakey.
09:25Now, watch Takagi here.
09:28Brain buster on Ivo.
09:32Takagi's gotta try and make his way to the red corner.
09:35Everything in his way to get there.
09:37Try and find Maloney. Touch in the corner.
09:39Here comes Troll.
09:47Every single one.
09:50Maloney, one of the most impressive physiques,
09:52an impressive specimen as a heavyweight athlete.
09:55Oh, but might fall into the darkness of Ivo here.
09:58Cernay says no.
09:59Maloney up and over,
10:01keeping some of that junior resilience.
10:03Oh.
10:04And a drop kick to Ivo.
10:05Watch Maloney now.
10:06Hits the rope.
10:07Oh, yes.
10:10They can bark all you want, but your bite has to be bigger.
10:24Bite this.
10:25Two count only.
10:26Joe Maloney and Shinno Takagi are willing to breathe their fire and
10:31bite wherever necessary.
10:34They're gonna have to do so to put down House of Torture here.
10:37No.
10:39No.
10:40Ooh, blocked there.
10:43Pumped out and
10:47a rake to the eyes is gonna take Maloney out of this.
10:49Here comes Falle.
10:50Now remember what Joe Maloney said and
10:56I'm sure Don Falle is well aware of it from post match comments.
10:59I guarantee I will be the one to lift Don Falle for the Drilla Killer.
11:03Straight to the liver.
11:09This huge body blows.
11:12Watch it though, didn't see Takagi coming, gotta find out about it now.
11:18War Dragons looking ready to fly here.
11:24Yeah!
11:25Whoa!
11:26Straight to the front of the jaw there.
11:39Now Takagi has Edo here.
11:42Scooping a slam on both sides.
11:44Watch this, what are these two men thinking?
11:46Oh, the War Dragons, they are flying tonight.
11:51Elbow drop.
11:53Maloney for the cover, for the win.
11:56No!
11:58Oh, there we go.
12:04Oh, the time has come tonight, Callum.
12:08No way!
12:14Oh, come on.
12:15Dick just yanked the camera.
12:18An absolute embarrassment.
12:22We're all stealing away the time.
12:24Togo's time is coming.
12:26Oh, come on, don't get that started.
12:28She's gonna make a t-shirt out of it.
12:30Togo time, baby.
12:31Oh, no.
12:32Dot Fale.
12:33Flows right through Maloney and Takagi.
12:35Come on, come on, come on!
12:38And tag made in the blue corner.
12:40Here comes, you never open wait, Champion Evil.
12:42Come on.
12:43I'm gonna dispose of Takagi.
12:46And that's gonna lead to Togo taking a few cheap shots in on the outside.
12:50Has he defended that though?
12:52No, no, not a single defense yet.
12:55Crazy.
12:56First one gonna come against Daniel, January 4th.
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