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Heated Rivalry The Series
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00:00Previously on Heated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander, I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world.
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander and Rush's Azealia Rosanoff.
00:11It was Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:19This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not gonna tell anyone because no one can know.
00:23A whole lot of kids are gonna be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:28So, what's my name gonna be?
00:29Dream.
00:32How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:34from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:36Not everything is about you, Hollander!
00:38What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking at you.
00:41You don't know that.
00:42Hollander, see you next season.
00:59What the world is about and there CanadianGic.
01:00Probably there's a few things.
01:01How long can you trust me?
01:02I think that's about that.
01:03It's not exactly what the menace has passed!
01:04You're in our way.
01:05You'll stand in theara,
01:18You're in our ways.
01:20You think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty
01:28You wanna fuck with me
01:31Let's go!
01:50Get us strong
01:56Good job!
01:57Give you a hand
01:59A golden star
02:01You think you're clever
02:03Good God
02:05She took a break
02:07Made a mistake
02:09When she made driver
02:12Que los forever
02:16Que los forever
02:20Que los forever
02:22You think I'm pretty
02:26You think I'm pretty
02:28Who would you wanna fuck me
02:30Close enough line back out on the ice for Boston
02:32Tomorrow we can find
02:33We're having a lot of games tonight
02:35That's a big problem
02:36I gave you magic things
02:38I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:40I really wanna get out soon
02:44Oh man, I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:48I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:52I know you're up at night
02:56Hunched over your phone like
03:00A tree atop the hill
03:02It's crooked
03:04From the wind that bites
03:06You say
03:08You're lost to seek
03:10All the power in your life
03:12You're lost to hope you're relevant
03:14I'm standing in my light
03:16I'm standing in my light
03:18I'm standing in my light
03:20I'm standing in my light
03:22You're st-
03:24You're st-
03:26You're st-
03:28You're st-
03:30You're st-
03:32You're st-
03:34You think I'm pretty
03:36You think I'm pretty
03:38You think I'm pretty cool
03:40You say it's scary, yeah
03:42Most people do it
03:44Are you really behind me
03:46Yeah
03:47In spite of everything
03:48I guess there's just no city
03:50That's all
03:51Yeah
03:52Nice try
03:53Now get out the way
03:54Good job
03:56Just take a fucking hit
03:58I said I see you
03:59You wanna be up
04:01You wanna be
04:02Ah, eah, eah, eah, eah, eah, eah, yeah
04:05Yeah
04:06Nice try
04:07Get out the way
04:09You're in our way
04:11Que las forever
04:41Hey Hollander, can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in like time?
04:55Oh Mr. Hollander, what does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:00Well, hockey is a complicated and nuanced game
05:03But it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team
05:06And how about that other team?
05:10Elia Rosanoff has been on a tear lately
05:12He had a hat trick last week and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race
05:15Want to know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:17No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me
05:18Thanks guys
05:40I'll see you next time
05:47I'll see you next time
05:54I'll see you next time
05:56I'll see you next time
06:01I'll see you next time
06:03I'll see you next time
07:12You're going.
07:15He will murder me.
07:24Maybe.
07:25Get in.
07:26Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:37For how long?
07:37The whole game?
07:39You're such a fucking ass.
07:41You missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking didn't.
07:45And I still beat your ass.
07:46Oh, barely.
07:54Wow, nice place.
07:56Thanks.
07:57I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one.
08:03Right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman.
08:10Shut up.
08:11Mr. Landlord.
08:14You asked.
08:15No, I didn't.
08:25So what do you want me?
08:32In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:34Fuck you.
08:35Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:43I hired someone.
08:45A designer.
08:47You think there is enough?
08:48You're such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you'll like it.
08:55I'm going to smell the cigarettes from here.
08:57Ugh.
08:58I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00And you shouldn't be talking.
09:01Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:10No, you come here.
09:22You still want?
09:24I still want.
09:26Don't worry, it will fit.
09:45Wow, wow.
09:48You think this will be enough?
09:49Fuck off.
09:56No, you come here.
10:26Oh, my God.
10:30Stay right here.
10:37He's okay.
10:38Stay right here.
10:42Oh, my God.
10:45Oh, my God.
10:47Oh, my God.
10:52Oh, my God.
10:56So good.
10:59Oh, my God.
11:00Is he okay?
11:09It's you.
11:09It's you, okay?
11:16It's you.
11:20It's you.
11:24It's you.
11:28It's you, okay?
11:30I'm not sure.
11:39Oh, God, I wonder.
11:57Oh, God, I wonder.
11:59Oh, God, I wonder.
12:05Oh, God.
12:10Oh, God.
12:12Oh, God.
12:15Oh, God.
12:19Oh, God.
12:23Now the bed's all dead.
12:25What?
12:27Shut up.
12:29Oh, God.
12:33I will show it now, okay?
12:58You killed me, Wander.
13:00I'm dead.
13:02That was so fucking hot.
13:08Worth the wait.
13:24I should go.
13:26So, uh, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:36Oh, right.
13:39Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:43Mm, yes.
13:44My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:48They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is starting to wake up at 4am to watch every game.
13:55I bet, uh, your parents will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes.
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:03Cool.
14:03Well, anyways, I'm psyched.
14:06I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:09Dreaming of what?
14:09Ron's medal?
14:11You fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:20Don't fuck yourself, Rosnan.
14:21Mm-hmm.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:25Look, your cab is definitely here.
14:32Okay.
14:37Bye.
14:38Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:50For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games,
14:53and there's already a contender for top story here in Sochi, Russia.
14:57What an embarrassing end to a promising year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:01A hard pill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom,
15:06Ilya Rosanoff, chosen as his country's captain.
15:09All in there.
15:37What's up, motherfucker?
15:37Boys.
15:40Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Fonny.
15:42Be nice, dude.
15:43I fucking lost to Lafayette.
15:44Did you see that game?
15:45Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:47A debacle.
15:48Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:50Uh, I don't know.
15:51Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:53I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:55Uh-uh.
15:56So you say this year, baby, we're fucking coming for you.
15:58Okay.
15:58Trust me.
15:59You look great in Silver, Fonny.
16:00Don't even stress.
16:00Oh, good one.
16:04Is your room how'd that smell?
16:06Yes.
16:07Yes, it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:10Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:11Yeah, he's probably right.
16:12The good news is we're not going to be here alone.
16:14All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating.
16:16My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:18We train together.
16:19Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:21I'd love to show up for them.
16:22Hell yeah, man.
16:23Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:25What do you mean?
16:29Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:32I mean, if I can pray for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:36hey, here's me.
16:38Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:41Fucking balls of steel, man.
16:42Let's go.
16:43Yes.
16:44Yeah.
16:44Woo-hoo.
17:15Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:16Fuck yeah, he did.
17:21I'm just going to go find the bathroom.
17:41Hey.
17:46I'm not here.
17:48No, I'm not.
17:50I saw you up here. I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:53Fine. Go sit down.
17:58We...
17:59We are not anything.
18:02Go away, Holander.
18:10Are you okay?
18:12Please, go.
18:14You didn't answer my text.
18:18No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:20Now you go.
18:22Fine.
18:24Fuck.
18:25Okay.
18:26Okay.
18:27Okay.
18:28Okay.
18:29Okay.
18:30Okay.
18:31Okay.
18:32Okay.
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18:35Okay.
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18:38Okay.
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18:40Okay.
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18:52Okay.
18:53Okay.
18:54Okay.
18:55Okay.
18:56Okay.
18:57Okay.
18:58Okay.
18:59So, here we go, artist.
19:01Okay.
19:02And he has to play.
19:03How did you notice it from this point?
19:06What is it like?
19:07That's good, mydad's but she's doing this point
19:08Well, not that much.
19:09They don't teach you discipline in this kriega
19:11left Cleveland.
19:12This hurt, it's not a cai.
19:14The real hate is to serve the obvious
19:17ofļæ½ļæ½ you pictured in their PShift.
19:20I still play better than when we students
19:22Our guard was damaged. The commander was beaten.
19:26What is the American absurd? What is it?
19:30You, captain, you make them beaten.
19:34You always find someone who is guilty from childhood.
19:42Who is it to you?
19:46Your mother? She can't do this.
19:52No, father. Mom died.
20:00Do you remember me?
20:03I was in your case.
20:06Where's Polina?
20:09In Moscow?
20:12Of course.
20:14We need to go.
20:20In the evening.
20:24To be able to meet the minister.
20:29Yes.
20:30Ready?
20:31Go.
20:32Go.
20:33Go.
20:34Go.
20:35Go.
20:36Go.
20:37Go.
20:38Go.
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21:00Go.
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21:18Go.
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21:20Go.
21:21Go.
21:22Go.
21:23Go.
21:24Go.
21:25Go.
21:26Excuse me.
21:27Š”ŠæŠ°ŃŠøŠ±Š¾.
21:28ŠÆ ā Š°Š½Š³ŠµŠ».
21:29ŠŃŠ»Š¾ Š±Ń Š·Š“Š¾ŃŠ¾Š²Š¾, ŠµŃŠ»Šø Š±Ń Ń ŃŃŠ¾ Š·Š°ŠæŠ¾Š¼Š½ŠøŠ».
21:32ŠÆ Ń
Š¾ŃŃ Š²ŃŠæŠøŃŃ.
21:33Š£ Š¼ŠµŠ½Ń Š±ŃŠ»Š¾ Š±Ń Š²ŃŠµŠ¼Ń ŃŃŠ¾-ŃŠ¾ ŠæŠ¾ŠøŠ½ŃŠµŃŠµŃŠ½ŠµŠ¹...
21:52Š¢Š°Š¼ Š½ŠµŠ½ŃŠŗŠ°Ń ŠŠ»ŃŃ.
21:56It's been a long time, Sasha.
22:05I think you played well.
22:07I would like to say thank you, but I know that you didn't watch any other games.
22:11For those who have been a whole life son of a coach for hockey,
22:14you have to avoid this.
22:16I sometimes blame you.
22:19When I understand what it costs, I blame you on me.
22:23In any case, it doesn't matter for you.
22:26It doesn't matter?
22:27Why did you do that?
22:29My father...
22:30Your father is a fool, who will ever kill you.
22:33You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:36And you don't care about these crazy games,
22:39when you have a real chance to win this year.
22:42Really?
22:43Yes, it's true.
22:44Hunter and Admiral won't go through New Jersey.
22:46New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
22:50I think you will win this year in this year.
22:53In this year?
22:54Yes, in this year.
22:55In this year.
22:56Because I think that the team is traumatized.
22:58Where do you know all this?
22:59On the extra sense.
23:00On the extra sense.
23:01On the extra sense.
23:03On the extra sense.
23:04On the extra sense.
23:05On the extra sense.
23:06On the extra sense.
23:07On the extra sense.
23:08On the extra sense.
23:09On the extra sense.
23:10On the extra sense.
23:11On the extra sense.
23:12On the extra sense.
23:13On the extra sense.
23:14On the extra sense.
23:15On the extra sense.
23:16On the extra sense.
23:17On the extra sense.
23:18On the extra sense.
23:19On the extra sense.
23:20On the extra sense.
23:21On the extra sense.
23:22On the extra sense.
23:23On the extra sense.
23:24On the extra sense.
23:25On the extra sense.
23:26On the extra sense.
23:27On the extra sense.
23:28On the extra sense.
23:29On the extra sense.
23:30On the extra sense.
23:31On the extra sense.
23:32On the extra sense.
23:33On the extra sense.
23:34On the extra sense.
23:35OULL knows how you are.
23:36Two minutes.
23:37On the extra sense.
23:38On the extra sense.
23:39One day.
23:40One day.
23:41One day.
23:42Let's see.
23:43One day.
23:44One day.
23:45Close a sense.
23:46Now.
23:47One day.
23:49One day.
23:50This day.
23:51To ensure that will rally to you.
23:52SpŠµŠ½Ń.
23:58Show me to not meet you already.
23:59And you.
24:00How is Paris, Sasha?
24:03Wow, it's cool.
24:07I just love this place.
24:10Clubs? It's my head.
24:13The girls are just beautiful.
24:17And boys?
24:20Well, you've seen French boys.
24:25Yeah, Ilya?
24:30Oh, my God.
24:35I'm nothing.
24:38You don't know how much you are.
24:41You don't lie.
24:44You don't flirt in the answer.
24:50You were more fun.
24:55Typical...
24:57ŠŠ¾Š¼Š½ŠøŃŃ?
25:08ŠŠ“ŠµŃŃ?
25:12Š”ŠµŃŃŃŠ·Š½Š¾?
25:13ŠŠæŠ°ŃŠ½Š¾ŃŃŃ ŃŠ°Š½ŃŃŠµ Š²Š¾Š·Š±ŃŠ¶Š“Š°Š»Š° ŃŠµŠ±Ń.
25:16If you remember me, don't be afraid.
25:22We're already the children, Sash.
25:26Yes, that's right.
25:33Stop it.
25:35Okay, let's go somewhere.
25:40No.
25:46Okay.
25:50Okay.
25:52Okay.
25:54I'm happy to see you.
25:56Okay.
26:04I'm happy to see you.
26:07I'm happy to see you.
26:16Okay.
26:25Captain's here.
26:27Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
26:30What am I supposed to do?
26:32I don't know. My mom told me to get by.
26:34Oh, my God.
26:37There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:39Okay, playoffs are over. You cannot keep the beer.
26:41That's not a rule. You just made that up.
26:43Hollander, is that a rule?
26:44Unfortunately, it is.
26:46Fuck you, Hollander. You can barely even grow one.
26:48No, no. Fuck you, Swedish inbred.
26:50Fuck you, AJ.
26:52Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:54Boys, it's starting.
26:57Turn it up.
26:58It's game six and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
27:01You know that Ilya Rosanoff wants this bad.
27:04Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:07A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11Ooh.
27:12He's on a chair, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:16Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:18Look.
27:20I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:23I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:27I don't need to think about that. That was yesterday. That was before.
27:29Now, I only need one thing.
27:34I need to win.
27:39Here, at home, tonight.
27:42As much fun as it would have been to go to California and humiliate them there, but I want to hear our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:52I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:56I know you can do it.
27:59I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:03So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:05Because this is our fucking night.
28:12This is our fucking cup.
28:15Fucking fuck San Francisco!
28:22Great fuck.
28:24We'll fuck you.
28:25I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:32Shane hates him the most.
28:34What?
28:35You hate Rosenhoff.
28:37Of course.
28:38But, he's very good at hockey.
28:40The best, probably.
28:42Eh, nah.
28:43You're the fucking best, Orlando.
28:45Okay?
28:46Not that animal shit show cocksucking Russia.
28:49And that is that.
28:51The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:54What a comeback story this year from Ilya Rosenhoff.
28:57The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
29:00Leading his team in blocked shots.
29:02And he jumps against.
29:04And obviously, the comeback story.
29:08Legend of LeBron!
29:13Woo!
29:15Woo!
29:17Woo!
29:19Woo!
29:21Woo!
29:22Woo!
29:23Woo!
29:24Woo!
29:25Woo!
29:26Woo!
29:27Woo!
29:28Woo!
29:30Woo!
29:34Woo!
29:35Woo!
29:37Woo!
29:38Sh, waw!
29:39T-
29:40Woo!
29:41Nila,
29:43Woo!
29:44Wow, nice work.
29:47presenting the Lord Tower Award
29:49I was busy.
29:50It was who?
29:51Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hawking.
29:59But the most important thing
30:01is the friends we make along the way.
30:06Hey, before we give out next award,
30:09can I get a selfie with you?
30:11What?
30:12Come on, when will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:15Okay, fine, but hurry up.
30:24Great.
30:25Give me your number.
30:26I'll text them to you.
30:27No chance.
30:30And the Lord Tower Award
30:31for most sportsmanlike player
30:33goes to...
30:45Well...
31:02What the fuck do you want, Rosenhoff?
31:22You haven't answered a text from me in like six months.
31:26You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us
31:29and then it's for some fucking clown show.
31:32So, yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:37Well?
31:41I want you to suck my dick.
31:43Oh, fuck you. You are unbelievable.
31:45You suck my dick.
32:01Maybe as nicely.
32:02Yeah?
32:09Please.
32:14If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick,
32:19you will have to ask nicer than that.
32:21Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
32:31Please.
32:34Please.
32:45No.
32:49What?
32:50No.
32:51We will go back to our seats, watch the rest of this boring show, and then go to boring
32:59party after.
32:59And then, when I've been waiting all night, you'll come back to my hotel room, and I will
33:08maybe, maybe, do more than just suck your dick.
33:12When did your English get so good?
33:17I, uh, I read the New Yorker now.
33:22Really?
33:24No.
33:24The New Yorker is boring.
33:26My dad loves it.
33:31Ah.
33:32So being boring is, is genetic.
33:35Wow.
33:36Genetic.
33:37Well, let's make a deal.
33:45If you win MVP tonight, I will blow you, fuck you, whatever you want.
33:52And if you win?
33:53Good luck tonight.
34:12Good luck tonight.
34:12I'm going to be in this position.
34:30I'm going to be in this position.
34:40Congratulations.
35:01Now take off your clothes.
35:04You're such an asshole.
35:10You're such an asshole.
35:20You're such an asshole.
35:24I'm going to be in this position.
35:28What?
35:53Just a lot of windows.
35:58Good.
36:16Now get on the bed.
36:26This is a good hotel.
36:28Really nice vodka.
36:30It's hard to find in America.
36:33Okay.
36:36Touch yourself.
36:37What?
36:38Show up for me.
36:39I want to watch you.
36:41You what?
36:42It's my special day, Hollander.
36:43I want to watch.
36:45I've never...
36:46No shit.
36:47Fuck you.
36:49Give me some vodka at least.
36:51No, no, no.
36:52Vodka is for after.
36:53It's your reward.
36:54Okay.
36:54Okay.
36:58Okay.
36:59I love you.
37:03What?
37:03Hmm.
37:20Okay.
37:20Okay.
37:20do you want to know how it feels
37:31how it feels
37:34holding the cup
37:36you fucking asshole
37:38I can barely describe it
37:40oh my god
37:40all in there
37:50fuck
37:56are you gonna fuck me?
38:06we will see
38:07I need
38:11what?
38:15you know
38:15tell me
38:16you?
38:20I need you
38:50I need you
39:01I need you
39:02I need you
39:04So Russia this year was something else?
39:34It's intense there.
39:41So are you heading back soon?
39:44Back.
39:46To Russia for the summit?
39:49Oh, yes.
39:56Why?
39:59What do you mean, why?
40:02Do you have to?
40:05There is no have to. It's home.
40:09Yeah, but I don't know. Is it safe?
40:15What do you mean, safe?
40:18I don't know.
40:21Do you even like it there?
40:28What difference does it make?
40:32A pretty big one, I think.
40:36I need to sleep.
40:42Oh?
40:44Yeah, me too. I should, uh...
40:47Yeah.
40:56So, uh, I'm off.
41:00Goodbye, Hollander.
41:02Go to the beach,
41:04I'm sorry.
41:05Run.
41:06I'm sorry.
41:07I go.
41:08I need to sleep.
41:12It's a weird soul.
41:13I'm so sorry.
41:17Okay, good.
41:18I can't do it.
41:19I got to sleep.
41:20I've seen your foot all the way.
41:22I can't do it.
41:23I can't do it.
41:24I don't know.
41:54What the fuck?
42:24What the fuck?
42:54What the fuck?
43:24What the fuck?
43:33What the fuck?
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