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Heated Rivalry The Series
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00:00Previously on Heated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander, I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world.
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander and Rush's Azealia Rosanoff.
00:11It was Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:19This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not gonna tell anyone because no one can know.
00:23A whole lot of kids are gonna be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:28So, what's my name gonna be?
00:29Dream.
00:32How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:34from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:36Not everything is about you, Hollander!
00:38What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking at you.
00:41You don't know that.
00:42Hollander, see you next season.
00:59You're in a fight, you're in a fight.
01:01You're in a fight.
01:02You've run feet up, sushi up.
01:04You couldn't stay.
01:06You're in a fight.
01:08You're in a fight.
01:09que los forever.
01:12que los forever.
01:13Let's go!
01:43Let's go!
02:13Let's go!
02:43Let's go!
03:13Let's go!
03:20Let's go!
03:23Let's go!
03:28Let's go!
03:33Let's go!
03:37Let's go!
03:48Let's go!
03:51Let's go!
03:57Just take a fucking hit
03:59I said I'll see ya
04:00You wanna be ya
04:02You wanna be ya
04:04Ya ya ya ya ya
04:06Nice try
04:08Get out of the way
04:10You're in our way
04:12Get lost forever
04:14Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back
04:29I think you mean fucks with, buddy
04:31I fucking mean what I mean
04:33They're burning a fake Rosanoff outside right now
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:37They do it to you all the time in Boston, you wanna see it?
04:39Uh, no thanks
04:40Honestly guys, it doesn't help me focus
04:42Yeah, Mitty, go be weird somewhere else
04:45I'm not even now
04:46Whatever you need, Captain
04:48Hey, Hollander
04:50Can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in like time?
04:55Oh, Mr. Hollander
04:57What does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:00Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game
05:03But it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team
05:07And how about that other team?
05:10Helio Rosanoff has been on a tear lately
05:12He had a hat-trick last week
05:13And he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race
05:15Wanna know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:17Nah, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me
05:19Thanks guys
05:20Mm-hmm
05:21Mm-hmm
05:22Mm-hmm
05:23Mm-hmm
05:24Mm-hmm
05:25Mm-hmm
05:31God
06:56Wow, this Montreal girl works you up, brother.
06:59Shut your idiot face, Marley.
07:01You're straight up blushing, Ross.
07:03Well, no.
07:04Never in life have I blushed.
07:05Russians do not do this.
07:06You will murder me.
07:24Maybe.
07:25Get in.
07:30Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:36For how long?
07:37The whole game?
07:39You're such a fucking ass.
07:41Oh, you missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking didn't.
07:45And I still beat your ass.
07:46Oh, barely.
07:54Wow, nice place.
07:56Thanks.
07:57I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one.
08:03Right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman.
08:10Shut up.
08:11Mr. Landlord.
08:13You asked.
08:15No, I didn't.
08:30So what do you want me?
08:32In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:34Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:42Have I hired someone?
08:45A designer?
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49He's such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you'll like it.
08:55I'm going to smell the cigarettes from here.
08:58I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00And you shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:12No, you come here.
09:22He's the one.
09:25He's the one.
09:26Don't worry, it will fit.
09:45Wow, wow.
09:47We think this will be enough.
09:49Fuck off.
09:56Where were you?
10:06Where were you?
10:14Please don't go.
10:19Please don't go.
10:26Oh, my God.
10:29Stay right here.
10:34He's okay.
10:38He's okay.
10:39Hmm?
10:55Oh, he's so close to me.
10:57Yeah.
10:59He's okay.
11:00He's okay.
11:09It's you.
11:13It's you.
11:14Okay.
11:17It's you.
11:21It's you.
11:25It's you.
11:26It's you.
11:27It's you.
11:29It's you.
11:30It's you.
11:31Right.
11:32Oh, my God.
11:53Are you...
11:54Oh, God.
12:02What the hell are you...
12:21Oh, my God.
12:23Another bezel, did it?
12:25What?
12:27Shut up.
12:29I will show it now, okay?
12:34You killed me, Wander.
13:00I'm dead.
13:00That was so fucking hot.
13:08Worth the wait.
13:10I should go.
13:24So, uh...
13:32Obviously, we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:36Oh, right.
13:39Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:41Mm...
13:43Yes.
13:44My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:47They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is starting to wake up at 4am to watch every game.
13:55I bet your parents will be there, right?
13:57My father, yes.
13:59Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:01Cool.
14:02Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched.
14:05I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:08Dreaming of what?
14:09Bronze medal?
14:10You fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh...
14:17Remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:19Don't fuck yourself, Rosnan.
14:21Such a good drink.
14:24Your cab is definitely here.
14:32Okay.
14:37Bye.
14:38Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:49For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games,
14:53and there's already a contender for top story here in Sochi, Russia.
14:57What an embarrassing and too promising year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:01A hard pill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rosanoff,
15:07was chosen as his country's captain.
15:09All in there.
15:10What's up, motherfucker?
15:11Good voice.
15:12Hey.
15:13Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:14Yeah.
15:15All in there.
15:16What's up, motherfucker?
15:18Good voice.
15:19Hey.
15:20Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:21Be nice, Fanny.
15:22Nice to fucking love you.
15:23I mean, did you see that game?
15:24Yeah.
15:25It was a straight-up shish shell.
15:26A debacle.
15:27Hey.
15:28What is it?
15:29What is it?
15:30What is it?
15:31What is it?
15:32What is it?
15:33What is it?
15:34What is it?
15:35What is it?
15:36What is it?
15:37What is it?
15:38What is it?
15:39What is it?
15:40What is it?
15:41What is it?
15:42What is it?
15:43Yeah.
15:44Did you see that game?
15:45Yeah.
15:46It was a straight-up shish shell.
15:47A debacle.
15:48Hey.
15:49What did Ross say about it?
15:50I don't know.
15:51Nothing to me.
15:52That's for sure.
15:53I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:55Uh-uh.
15:56See what I say this year, baby?
15:57We're fucking coming for you.
15:58Okay.
15:59Trust me.
16:00You look great in silver, Fanny.
16:01Don't even stress.
16:02Oh.
16:03Good one.
16:04Does your room have that smell?
16:06Yes.
16:07Yes, it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:09Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:11Yeah.
16:12The good news is we're not going to be here alone.
16:13All right.
16:14So tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating.
16:16My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:17We train together.
16:18Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:20I'd love to show up for them.
16:21Hell yeah, man.
16:22I'd love to show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:25What do you mean?
16:27Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:31I mean, it's fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:35hey, here's me.
16:37Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:40Future for a third day.
16:41Yeah.
16:42Fucking balls of steel, man.
16:47Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:16Fuck yeah, he did.
17:17I'm just gonna run and find the bathroom.
17:45I'm not here.
17:47No, I'm not.
17:49I saw you up here.
17:50I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:52Fine.
17:53Go sit down.
17:56We hit.
17:57We are not anything.
17:59Go away, Holander.
18:01Are you okay?
18:02Please, go.
18:03Please, go.
18:04You didn't answer my text.
18:05No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:06Now you go.
18:07Fine.
18:08Fuck.
19:39Okay.
19:40Okay.
19:41Okay.
19:42Okay.
20:13Okay.
20:14Okay.
20:15Okay.
20:16Okay.
20:17Okay.
20:18Okay.
20:19Okay.
20:20Okay.
20:21Okay.
20:22Okay.
20:23Okay.
20:24Okay.
20:25Okay.
20:26Okay.
20:27Okay.
20:28Okay.
20:29Okay.
20:30Okay.
20:31Okay.
20:32Okay.
20:33Okay.
20:34Okay.
20:35Okay.
20:36Okay.
20:37Yeah.
20:38Uh- SEnoch.
20:39Who's with him?
20:40No, he was not in the form.
20:42But Kochev, Kochev, Tom remains.
20:44He needs to be отдыхed.
20:46He has a prize for all of America.
20:48He has to pay for it.
20:49He's good, he's good.
20:51He's good for you.
20:52He's good for you.
20:53He's good for you.
20:54But it's a problem with leadership.
20:56It's always a problem with leadership.
20:59He's good for you.
21:00He's good for you.
21:02He's good for you.
21:03He's good for you.
21:04I'm too much talking to you.
21:07You're my angel.
21:09You talk a lot about it.
21:11Especially when it's about hockey.
21:13Only when we're winning, Papa.
21:16I'm going to go in a bar.
21:17He needs to be one cup.
21:21Look how she's got him for you.
21:24From the same time.
21:27I'm an angel.
21:28It would be nice if I remember it.
21:30I want to drink.
21:32I want to drink.
21:33I have something more interesting.
21:37I wore some glasses.
21:39MAR Group swap.
21:40But you've opened?
21:48No, hijo of alleen.
21:50I don't think that Federle won't play with you here yet.
21:55I thought it would be good for you.
21:56You have to be a drunk Otherwise, Sasha.
21:57You have to be a drunk guy probably.
21:59You have to be a drunk guy.
22:01어제
22:02He has a hack.
22:03I think you played well.
22:07I would like to say thank you, but I know that you didn't watch any games.
22:10For those who have been a whole life son of a hockey coach, you have to avoid this.
22:16I sometimes blame him on me.
22:19When I understand what it costs, I blame him on me.
22:22In any case, it doesn't matter for you.
22:25It doesn't matter? Why did you do that?
22:28My father...
22:29You idiot, who will ever kill you.
22:32You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:36And I don't care about these crazy games, when you have a real chance to win this year.
22:41Really?
22:42Yes, it's true.
22:43Hunter and Admiral won't go through New Jersey.
22:46But New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
22:50I think you will win this year in Montreal.
22:53This year?
22:54Yes, this year.
22:55Because I think he's injured.
22:59Is this a Flash?
23:01I know when you're injured.
23:02This year?
23:03I know.
23:04You have to be injured.
23:05I'll be right back with you.
23:06You're right back.
23:07I didn't know anything.
23:08I think you didn't work.
23:09That gave you a great thing.
23:10I didn't know anything.
23:11Let's go on, I think you're a good man.
23:12They won't get in their day.
23:13and then you can win.
23:15You can win whoever you want in the West.
23:18Chicago, not that before.
23:21In the final, it will be San Francisco.
23:24They are good, but too young.
23:27So you win the Coupe of Scenes a year earlier than I was talking about.
23:36Thank you, I'm going to sleep.
23:38I need to look at you tomorrow.
23:41You will always be together.
23:43Right, but you need to talk about it.
23:47We'll see you later.
23:50See you later.
23:51See you later.
23:57Well, what?
24:00How are you, Sasha?
24:03There is great.
24:06I just love this place.
24:09You're a little girl.
24:11You're a little girl.
24:12You're a little girl.
24:13You're a little girl.
24:14You're a little girl.
24:15You're a little girl.
24:16And the boys?
24:17Well, you've seen French boys.
24:19Yes, or?
24:20Well, you've seen French boys.
24:25Yes, Ilya?
24:26Yes.
24:32good.
24:34Yes.
24:35That's her point.
24:37Wilde!
24:38By moving through.
24:39That's the thing.
24:40You're not making a joke, you're not flirting with the answer.
24:49You're not making a joke.
24:56You're not making a joke.
24:58You're here? Seriously?
25:11It was dangerous. It was you. If you remember me, don't you?
25:18We're already dead, Sasha.
25:23Yes.
25:28That's right.
25:33It's a lie.
25:35Okay, let's go somewhere.
25:40No.
25:50Okay, I'll find a wedding.
25:55Okay.
25:58Okay, let's go.
26:05I'm happy to see you.
26:07I'm happy to see you.
26:08Okay.
26:09Captain's here.
26:10Yeah!
26:11Yeah!
26:12Yeah!
26:13Yeah!
26:14Yeah!
26:15Yeah!
26:16Yeah!
26:17Yeah!
26:18Yeah!
26:19Yeah!
26:20Yeah!
26:21Yeah!
26:22Yeah!
26:23Yeah!
26:24Yeah!
26:25Yeah!
26:26Yeah!
26:27Yeah!
26:28Yeah!
26:29What am I supposed to do?
26:31I don't know. My mom told me to get by.
26:33Oh, my God.
26:37There's ginger ale in the fish.
26:38Okay, playoffs are over. You cannot keep the beer.
26:40That's not a rule. You just made that up.
26:42Hollander, is that a rule?
26:43Unfortunately, it is.
26:44Fuck you, Hollander. You can barely even grow one.
26:47No, no, fuck you, Swedish inbred.
26:49Fuck you, AJ.
26:50Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:52Stop the swings.
26:54Boys, it's starting.
26:56Turn it up.
26:57It's game six, and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
27:00You know that Ilya Rozanov wants this bad.
27:03Rozanov and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:06A heartbreaking game for the Russians.
27:08Seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:15Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:18Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:22I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:26I don't need to think about that.
27:27That was yesterday.
27:28That was before.
27:29Now, I only need one thing.
27:33I need to win.
27:38Here, at home, tonight.
27:41As much fun as it would have been to go to California and humiliate them there.
27:46But I want to hear our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:51I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:55I know you can do it.
27:58I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:03So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:07Because this is our fucking night.
28:12This is our fucking cup.
28:14Fucking fuck San Francisco.
28:17Great fuck these kids.
28:23We'll fuck you.
28:24I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:31Shane hates him the most.
28:33What?
28:34You hate Rosanoff.
28:35Of course.
28:36But he's very good at hockey.
28:39The best, probably.
28:40Eh, nah.
28:41You're the fucking best, Orlando.
28:43Yeah.
28:44Okay?
28:45That animal should show cock sucking around.
28:48And that is that.
28:50The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:54What a comeback story this year for Amelia Rosanoff.
28:56Ah.
28:57The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
28:59Leading his team in block shots.
29:0115 shots against.
29:02And obviously, the final match.
29:07Legend of LeMond!
29:09Nice to meet you.
29:10How you doing now!
29:11Are you doing now?
29:12Oh my God.
29:13Oh my God.
29:14Oh my God.
29:15Oh my God!
29:16Oh my God.
29:18Oh my God.
29:27Oh my God.
29:32Oh.
29:33Well, nice to watch.
29:38Can I give this to you for free or what?
29:40Where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:41Five seconds.
29:4225 seconds.
29:43Or even doing.
29:46And now, presenting the Lord Tower Award...
29:49I was busy.
29:50It was who?
29:51Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hawking.
30:00But the most important thing...
30:02Is the friends we make along the way.
30:05Hey, before we give out next award, can I get a selfie with you?
30:11What?
30:12Come on, when will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:16Okay, fine, but hurry up.
30:24Great.
30:25Give me your number, I'll text them to you.
30:27No chance.
30:30And the Lord Talon Award for most sportsmanlike player goes to...
30:36I'll just let you get to the team.
30:53Oh, my God!
30:53I'll...
30:55Oh, my God!
30:57I'll...
30:57Oh, my God!
30:57Oh, my God!
30:58Oh, my God!
30:59Oh, my God!
31:01Oh, my God!
31:01Oh, my God!
31:03well
31:15what
31:18what the fuck do you want rosenoff
31:21you haven't answered a text
31:23from me in like six months
31:25you won't even acknowledge i exist
31:27unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us
31:29and then it's for some fucking clown show
31:31so yeah what the fuck
31:33do you actually want from me
31:35well
31:38i want you to suck my dick
31:43oh fuck you you are unbelievable
31:45you suck my dick
31:46maybe as nicely
32:02yeah
32:08please
32:10if you want me to get on my knees
32:16on this filthy bathroom floor
32:17and suck your dick
32:18you will have to ask nicer than that
32:21please get on your knees
32:26on this filthy bathroom floor
32:29and suck my dick
32:31please
32:34no
32:45what
32:49no
32:51we will go back to our seats
32:55watch the rest of this boring show
32:57and then go to boring party after
32:59and then
33:02when i've been waiting all night
33:04you'll come back to my hotel room
33:06and i will maybe
33:08maybe
33:10do more than just suck your dick
33:12when did your english get so good
33:17i uh
33:20i read the new yorker now
33:21really
33:23no
33:24the new yorker is boring
33:26my dad loves it
33:30ah
33:31so being boring is
33:33is genetic
33:34wow
33:35genetic
33:37let's make a deal
33:43if you win mvp tonight
33:46i will blow you
33:47fuck you
33:48whatever you want
33:49and if you win
34:07good luck
34:12good luck
34:12coming
34:12go
34:22up
34:26niche
34:30in
34:35tee
34:40knock
34:41knock
34:41knock
34:42knock
34:42knock
34:42knock
34:42knock
34:42Congratulations.
35:01Now take off your clothes.
35:04You're such an asshole.
35:12You're such an asshole.
35:42You're such an asshole.
35:50What?
35:53Just a lot of windows.
36:12Good.
36:18Now get on the bed.
36:19This is a good hotel.
36:28Very nice vodka.
36:30It's hard to find in America.
36:33Okay.
36:36Touch yourself.
36:37What?
36:38Show off for me.
36:39I want to watch you.
36:41You what?
36:42It's my special day, Hollander.
36:43I want to watch.
36:45I've never...
36:46No shit.
36:47Fuck you.
36:48Give me some vodka, at least.
36:51No, no, no.
36:52Vodka is for after.
36:53It's your reward.
36:54I want to watch you.
36:55I want to watch you.
36:56I want to watch you.
36:57I want to watch you.
36:58I want to watch you.
36:59I want to watch you.
37:00I want to watch you.
37:01I want to watch you.
37:02I want to watch you.
37:03I want to watch you.
37:04I want to watch you.
37:05I want to watch you.
37:06I want to watch you.
37:07I want to watch you.
37:08I want to watch you.
37:09I want to watch you.
37:10I want to watch you.
37:11I want to watch you.
37:12I want to watch you.
37:13I want to watch you.
37:14I want to watch you.
37:15do you want to know how it feels how it feels holding the cup you fucking asshole i can barely
37:39describe it oh my god hollander
37:41are you gonna fuck me we will see
38:07i need you what you know tell me
38:16i need you
38:23i need you
38:27i need you
38:30i need you
38:34i need you
38:37i need you
38:41i need you
38:45i need you
38:48i need you
38:52i need you
39:24So Russia this year was something else.
39:34It's intense there.
39:41So are you heading back soon?
39:44Back.
39:46To Russia for the summer?
39:49Oh, yes.
39:54Why?
39:59What do you mean, why?
40:02Do you have to?
40:05There is no have to.
40:06It's home.
40:10Yeah, but I don't know.
40:13Is it safe?
40:16What do you mean, safe?
40:17I don't know.
40:21Do you even like it there?
40:30What difference does it make?
40:32A pretty big one, I think.
40:34I need to sleep.
40:43Oh.
40:45Yeah, me too.
40:46I should, uh...
40:48So, uh, I'm off.
40:57Goodbye, Hollander.
41:01I'm sorry.
41:31I'm sorry.
42:01I'm sorry.
42:31I'm sorry.
43:01I'm sorry.
43:31I'm sorry.
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